E3 - Help Me

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[00:02] Shindou
    Boys really do have more power.
[00:04] Yotsuya
    I sure do keep dying, though.
[00:08] Yotsuya
    Isn't that...?
[00:11] Shindou
    Oh, a log point.
[00:13] Shindou
    Can we look at it?
SIGN    Shindou Iu
SIGN    Huff... Huff... We managed to beat it.
SIGN    Hakozaki Kusue
SIGN    I'm sorry... I couldn't do anything to help...
SIGN    Shindou Iu
SIGN    No, it's okay.
SIGN    I'm just glad the second player was someone I knew.
SIGN    Right now, that's enough for—
[00:39] Shindou
    W-Wait! Never mind! Don't watch this one!
SIGN    Shindou-san?
SIGN    Shindou Iu
SIGN    Sorry... Just let me stay like this for a minute, okay?
SIGN    Hakozaki Kusue
SIGN    Okay... Sure.
SIGN    Okay, since Yotsuya-kun's
    on duty today, we'll wait for him after class!
SIGN    Read
SIGN    Kusue
SIGN    Okay
SIGN    How'd it go?
SIGN    Read
SIGN    Kusue
SIGN    Okay
SIGN    How'd it go?
SIGN    Kusue
SIGN    We talked a little on the way home
[02:29] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    But in that world,
[02:30] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    keeping at least one person alive
    benefits all of us, so...
[02:34] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    I feel like that kinda fits me, y'know?
[02:39] Shindou
    For real? He actually said that?
[02:42] Shindou
    That's hilarious.
[02:44] Hosshi
    Iu, what's with you?
[02:47] Shindou
    Oh, hey, Hosshi.
[02:49] Shindou
    You went to grade school with the
    Yotsuya-kun who's not in any clubs, right?
[02:53] Hosshi
    Yeah, but he transferred in during the
    winter of our sixth-grade year, so...
[02:58] Shindou
    What did you think of him?
[03:00] Hosshi
    Hmm... Nothing, really.
[03:04] Hosshi
    He hardly ever talked or anything.
[03:06] Hosshi
    Why do you ask?
[03:07] Shindou
    I got a chance to talk to him a little,
[03:10] Shindou
    and it just made me wonder what he's like.
SIGN    That's so hilarious
SIGN    Read
SIGN    Kusue
SIGN    He might have some kind of dark past...
[03:15] Shindou
    I've never had a guy like
    him in my circle before,
[03:19] Shindou
    so he's sort of an unknown entity.
[03:23] Yotsuya
    Damn...
[03:24] Yotsuya
    I'd rather be running
    through the mountains.
[03:27] Yotsuya
    This concrete sucks!
[03:42] Yotsuya
    If that's the final objective we're
    going to be saddled with...
[03:47] Yotsuya
    If we end up in some kind of future
    where we fight to defend this city,
[03:52] Yotsuya
    why'd it have to be me?
[03:54] Yotsuya
    Why did they choose me when
    I hate this stupid city?
SIGN    Game Master
SIGN    Calling
[04:01] Yotsuya
    Excuse me?!
SIGN    Yotsuya Yuusuke-kun, it's been half a. Good eve.
[04:05] Yotsuya
    G-Game Master? What's with your voice?
[04:08] Yotsuya
    And how in the heck are you calling my...
[04:10] Yotsuya
    Actually, I guess that wouldn't
    be a challenge for you.
SIGN    This is your next missi.
[04:15] Yotsuya
    Huh?
SIGN    You must hit on the girl I am about to specif.
[04:20] Yotsuya
    What?
[04:30] Yotsuya
    I'm here as you instructed... Now what?
SIGN    Your success or failure here will influence
    your chances in the next que.
[04:37] Yotsuya
    This school is alien territory to me!
[04:40] Yotsuya
    I can't just stroll right in!
SIGN    Upstairs...
[04:43] Yotsuya
    Upstairs?
[04:52] Yotsuya
    There's a light on.
[04:54] Yotsuya
    You want me to pick up chicks in the
    girls restroom at this hour?!
SIGN    Girls Restroom
[05:04] Yotsuya
    What is happening right now?!
[05:06] Yotsuya
    Which girl? Which girl is it?!
SIGN    The one with glasses in the cent.
[05:09] Yotsuya
    Of course. It wouldn't be one
    of the three around her.
[05:12] Yotsuya
    Can you actually see me right now?
[05:14] Yotsuya
    Call me back when I'm done!
[05:19] Yotsuya
    Uh, pardon me...
[05:21] Girl
    What do you want? Who are you?!
[05:23] Yotsuya
    Um... I'm not sure how to put this...
[05:28] Yotsuya
    Is this for real?
[05:29] Yotsuya
    My first time hitting on a girl,
    and she's being bullied?!
[05:33] Girl
    This is the girls' restroom!
    You're not allowed in here!
[05:37] Yotsuya
    Shit!
[05:39] Yotsuya
    Wait, forget about me.
    What if she filmed that girl naked?
[05:43] Yotsuya
    She could end up committing suicide...
[05:46] Yotsuya
    and my attempt to pick her up would fail!
[05:48] Yotsuya
    Which would mean my chance of success
    in the next quest would tank,
[05:51] Yotsuya
    putting me at higher risk of dying!
[05:55] Girl
    Hey! Give that back!
[06:01] Girl
    Why... Why did you break my phone?!
[06:04] Yotsuya
    Well, I have no way to know where
    your photo data is stored.
[06:08] Yotsuya
    Now I'll have a better chance
    at winning her over!
[06:11] Toki
    Who are you?
[06:13] Girl
    Why...
[06:16] Yotsuya
    Hang on...
[06:17] Yotsuya
    They might have already filmed her!
[06:20] Girl
    Wait, wait! I had nothing
    to do with any of this!
[06:23] Girl
    I don't have photos or anything!
[06:25] Girl
    Just look for yourself and you'll see!
[06:27] Yotsuya
    They could be in a hidden folder!
[06:31] Girl
    This is scary... and creepy!
    Who is this guy?!
[06:34] Toki
    Whoa...
[06:35] Yotsuya
    Yes! That was pretty damn slick!
[06:38] Yotsuya
    Am I actually about to land
    my first girlfriend ever?!
[06:43] Yotsuya
    Just one more...
[06:44] Yotsuya
    Where's hers?
[06:47] Yotsuya
    In there!
[06:58] Girl
    How is this even happening?!
[07:00] Yotsuya
    Yeah, baby!
[07:01] Yotsuya
    That just boosted my odds
    of landing the girl!
[07:04] Girl
    You piece of—
[07:06] Girl
    Ow!
[07:07] Yotsuya
    Uh, yeah, I'd say I'm probably
    stronger than you.
[07:12] Yotsuya
    Still wanna try it?
[07:14] Yotsuya
    What do I do now?
    I've never hit a girl before!
[07:17] Girl
    You're freakin' creepy!
[07:18] Girl
    Scumbag!
[07:19] Girl
    Shit! What's his problem?!
[07:22] Girl
    We need to call the police! Seriously!
[07:23] Yotsuya
    Wait, the police?!
SIGN    Do not flush
    anything but toilet paper.
    Thank you for your understanding and cooperation.
[07:34] Yotsuya
    I was just passing by, but it looks
    like I ended up saving you.
[07:38] Toki
    Huh?! Uh...
SIGN    Girls Restroom
[07:40] Toki
    This is the girls restroom.
    How were you passi—
[07:44] Toki
    I mean... thank you.
[07:48] Toki
    Wh-What do I do? I'm alone with him now!
[07:58] Toki
    He's still with me.
    I wish he'd just leave...
[08:02] Yotsuya
    Yes! This escort mission is going great!
[08:06] Yotsuya
    The guy always walks between
    the girl and the road.
[08:10] Yotsuya
    Um, so like... were they bullying you?
[08:14] Yotsuya
    That's exactly what I hate
    about city schools.
[08:17] Toki
    N-No... not bullying, exactly.
    More like getting back at me.
[08:21] Toki
    The girl who was filming...
    she and I stream on mikkou LIVE.
[08:27] Yotsuya
    Oh, on mikkou mikkou?
[08:29] Toki
    Right. And I kind of said
    more than I should have...
[08:33] Toki
    I was talking about how I knew a girl
    who puts on a nice act with boys,
[08:39] Toki
    and she thought I was talking about her...
[08:44] Toki
    I mean... well...
    I was talking about her...
[08:49] Yotsuya
    It really was about her?
[08:52] Toki
    But... I didn't drop her
    name or anything...
[08:58] Yotsuya
    Ah... Yeah, I guess that explains it.
[09:02] Yotsuya
    How am I supposed to deal
    with a crying girl, though?
[09:05] Yotsuya
    Do I put my arm around her shoulder?
[09:07] Yotsuya
    Wouldn't I get arrested for doing
    that when I'm not her boyfriend?
[09:10] Yotsuya
    Master isn't calling back, either.
[09:12] Yotsuya
    Does this count as completing the mission?
[09:15] Toki
    Oh... I-I'll be fine from here.
[09:18] Yotsuya
    Oh, okay...
[09:19] Yotsuya
    Does it end after I walk her home?
[09:21] Toki
    W-Well, bye...
[09:21] Yotsuya
    I guess I'll leave, then.
[09:23] Toki
    Wha... Uh, um...
[09:25] Yotsuya
    Yes?
[09:26] Toki
    There's this game called WonSta that's
    about training up male idols...
[09:29] Toki
    We've all been really into it lately.
[09:32] Yotsuya
    Uh, o-okay...
[09:33] Toki
    The protagonist is their female producer,
[09:35] Toki
    and she grows closer to each of the
    guys as she works for them...
[09:39] Yotsuya
    O-Okay...
[09:41] Toki
    If you tried to do something one of
    the guys in that game would do...
[09:45] Toki
    it might work out as some
    modeling practice for you!
[09:50] Yotsuya
    Oh, God! She's the worst kind of otaku!
SIGN    Tatsuki
SIGN    I'm not doing this for you.
     Don't get the wrong idea.
[09:55] Text/Game
    I'm not doing this for you.
    Don't get the wrong idea.
[10:00] Yotsuya
    I just wasted two weeks of my life.
[10:04] Yotsuya
    I'm so hungry...
[10:06] Yotsuya
    Oh, is it starting?
[10:08] Shindou
    Hi again.
[10:09] Hako
    Good evening.
[10:10] Toki
    Huh?!
[10:12] Toki
    Wha?!
[10:13] Toki
    What? What the heck is this?!
[10:16] Yotsuya
    So she really was the fourth.
[10:19] Toki
    Um, um...
[10:22] Yotsuya
    Uh...
[10:24] Yotsuya
    Why is she trying to get away?
[10:30] GM
    Good day to. Nice to meet.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 250 0 l 250 170 l 0 170
SIGN    
SIGN    ►Each Wizard weapon is made with a piece
    of amber containing a magical bug of a certain
    attribute, and invoking its magic costs MP
    proportionate to the power and mana used.
    ►All magic spells are tied to a single
    MP gauge, but each magical attribute has
    its own mana gauge.
    ►The strength of a magic spell can be
    chosen within the range that the Wizard is capable of using.
[10:44] GM
    The job of out fourth player,
    Tokitate Yuka, will be...
SIGN    Wizard (Heat)
SIGN    Wizard (Wind)
[10:49] GM
    Wizard (Heat).
[10:52] Toki
    Wizard?
SIGN    Tokitate Yuka
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 l 100 100 l 0 100
SIGN    Wizard (Heat) Rank 1

SIGN    Can use heat magic.
SIGN    Heat
SIGN    Health > 80%
    
    Upper Body > 80%
    Lower Body > 80%
    Involuntary
    Muscle > 80%
    Strength > 80%
[10:56] Toki
    I'm a Wizard?!
[10:58] GM
    This time, your revival period
    will increase from 30 to 40 sec.
[11:03] Yotsuya
    The difficulty's higher!
[11:05] GM
    Your quest is as fol.
SIGN    Traverse 5% of the map
SIGN    Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
SIGN    (Time limit: 40 days)
SIGN    Quest Time!
[11:08] Yotsuya
    What "goods"?!
[11:10] GM
    Bye.
[11:14] Shindou
    Same old freak as ever.
[11:18] Yotsuya
    Uh, hey.
[11:20] Toki
    J-Just who are you?!
[11:22] Toki
    What have you... Why did you abduct me?!
[11:25] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[11:26] Toki
    It was no coincidence when you followed
    me home the other night, was it?!
[11:30] Toki
    You perverted stalker!
[11:31] Shindou
    Perverted?
[11:32] Hako
    S-Stalker?
[11:34] Yotsuya
    No, it's not like that!
[11:36] Shindou
    Look, just calm down, okay?
[11:38] Hako
    P-Please hear us out.
[11:41] Shindou
    He smashed those girls' smartphones...
[11:43] Hako
    ...and flushed the pieces down the toilet?
[11:47] Toki
    I talked with those girls
    after it happened,
[11:50] Toki
    and they said he was a pervert who
    had come in to set up a camera.
[11:54] Yotsuya
    Wait! I had a reason for that!
[11:58] Shindou
    Let's go.
[11:59] Hako
    Y-Yeah.
[12:06] Shindou
    I guess we should start with the
    requirement to traverse 5% of the map.
[12:10] Hako
    We should probably split up
    to cover more distance.
[12:15] Shindou
    So we'll be able to confirm
    each other's locations.
[12:19] Shindou
    Got it?
[12:20] Shindou
    I think I get the idea.
[12:22] Shindou
    Also, you don't have to
    be so guarded around us.
[12:25] Shindou
    You're a year older, aren't you?
[12:26] Toki
    N-No, in this world,
    you're my senpai, Shindou-san.
[12:30] Shindou
    Just call me Iu.
[12:31] Shindou
    Let's go. I'll stick with you until
    you get the hang of things.
[12:34] Toki
    Sh-She's so cool...
[12:37] Toki
    She'd definitely be Purple.
[12:39] Purple
    The mysterious power that
    will lead us to hope...
[12:42] Purple
    Majiha Purple!
[12:43] Toki
    She's pretty, she's tall,
[12:45] Toki
    and as the first player, she's the one
    who's survived here the longest.
[12:49] Shindou
    When you were talking about
    Yotsuya-kun earlier...
[12:52] Toki
    Huh?
[12:53] Shindou
    You said you talked to
    the other three girls.
[12:56] Shindou
    Does that mean they weren't bullying you?
[12:59] Toki
    Um, well...
[13:02] Shindou
    You wanted to reconcile with people
    who tried to film you naked?
[13:06] Shindou
    Why would you do that?
[13:08] Toki
    U-Um... It might not make sense
    to you, er... I-Iu-san...
[13:14] Toki
    but I've always been very careful not to
    behave in a way that would invite bullying.
[13:21] Toki
    But I did give them a reason
    to attack me... so...
[13:26] Toki
    Yotsuya...san...
[13:30] Toki
    He served as a mutual enemy to
    bond over so we could make up.
[13:34] Toki
    I figured I'd never see him again anyway...
[13:38] Toki
    She's gonna hate me now...
[13:42] Shindou
    Well, you're kind of stuck with
    your classmates, after all.
[13:47] Toki
    Y-Yeah, exactly! It had to be done!
[13:50] Shindou
    So... what made you think
    I wouldn't understand?
[13:55] Toki
    Well, I can't imagine you
    ever being bullied...
[14:00] Shindou
    You're half right.
[14:02] Shindou
    Despite how I may seem,
    I do put in a lot of effort.
[14:05] Shindou
    That goes for my looks,
    my studies, my sports...
[14:09] Shindou
    I want to feel satisfied that I'm
    living my best student life.
[14:13] Shindou
    Of course, part of it is just
    that I like to take charge.
[14:17] Shindou
    I mean, bullying is just stupid, you know?
[14:20] Shindou
    So I've always stopped it when
    I've seen it, and I always will.
[14:24] Toki
    Don't you ever get scared doing that?
[14:28] Shindou
    Who do you think could lift
    a finger against me?
[14:31] Toki
    No, I mean, what if it cost you
    your friends or something?
[14:35] Shindou
    Then they weren't really
    my friends to begin with.
[14:38] Toki
    Th-That's so cool!
[14:41] Toki
    Compared to her, I'm such
    a small, petty person!
[14:46] Shindou
    What's wrong?
[14:48] Toki
    P-Please marry me!
[14:50] Shindou
    What the heck?
[14:57] Shindou
    We didn't earn much today.
[15:00] Hako
    Well, it's only the first day.
[15:02] Shindou
    Yeah, I guess so.
[15:04] Yotsuya
    I think they're ignoring
    me just a little bit...
[15:08] Shindou
    Yotsuya-kun, behind you!
[15:18] Yotsuya
    A giant... bug corpse?
[15:20] Shindou
    Wait! I hear something!
[15:24] Shindou
    Ugh, a centipede?! Gross!
[15:31] Yotsuya
    A ball?
[15:33] Yotsuya
    A pillbug?!
SIGN    Yotsuya Yuusuke
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
[15:38] Yotsuya
    Where'd something so strong come from?!
[15:40] Yotsuya
    Wait, my Chef skills can tell me
    an enemy's name and threat level.
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
SIGN    Shindou Iu
[15:48] Yotsuya
    Demon Bug Cadoomlet...
[15:50] Yotsuya
    The two of them have a combined
    threat level of D-.
[15:52] Yotsuya
    The pillbug is the male,
    and the centipede is the female?
[15:56] Toki
    Just leave this to me!
[15:58] Toki
    I don't know what's going on,
    but my time has come!
[16:01] Toki
    Yep, it sure has!
    Not that I even wanted it to!
[16:04] Pink
    Majiha Pink!
[16:06] Purple
    Majiha Purple!
[16:07] Both
    Together, we're Majiha!
[16:09] Toki
    In kindergarten, my dream for the future
[16:12] Toki
    was to be a magic user.
[16:15] (Flashback) Toki
    With my crimson flame...
[16:17] Toki
    Kindergarten me, are you watching?
[16:19] Toki
    Your dream came true!
[16:21] Toki
    With my crimson flame, I will burn all!
[16:24] Toki
    Majiha Fire!
SIGN    Tokitate Yuka consumed all her mana to increase the temperature of the air within 10 centimeters of the end of her staff by 20 degrees Celsius.
[16:32] Toki
    I-It's warm...
SIGN    Tokitate Yuka
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
[16:37] Toki
    I died?!
[16:39] Yotsuya
    I guess that's all you can
    do with rank 1 magic.
[16:42] Yotsuya
    That aside, why am I being treated like a
    malicious pervert for helping someone?
[16:49] Yotsuya
    Come to think of it, she did lecture
    me on how to be popular with girls.
[16:55] Yotsuya
    Wait, does that mean...
[16:58] Yotsuya
    I was a loser?!
[17:01] Yotsuya
    Ugh, talk about embarrassing!
[17:03] Yotsuya
    It took so much courage to walk her home!
[17:05] Yotsuya
    Why didn't that impress her?!
[17:08] Yotsuya
    Damn it!
[17:09] Yotsuya
    This can only mean one thing.
[17:12] Yotsuya
    It's possible that I'm someone
    who just isn't popular!
[17:17] Yotsuya
    Shindou-san said she liked one
    of the Yotsuyas, though...
[17:21] Yotsuya
    I'll just wait and see for now.
[17:23] Yotsuya
    For a month or two...
[17:26] Yotsuya
    Or maybe three!
[17:28] Shindou
    Man... I still don't understand
    it, but he is strong.
[17:33] Toki
    Wait... He's actually more like
    Tatsuki-san than I realized.
[17:38] Toki
    It's that gap moe!
[17:42] Yotsuya
    Stay back!
[17:44] Yotsuya
    Wind magic won't work on them!
[17:45] Shindou
    Got it!
[17:48] Yotsuya
    Any venom? Spines?
[17:50] Yotsuya
    Nope, I don't see anything
    like that in its body!
[17:54] Yotsuya
    So...
[17:55] Yotsuya
    This is the blind spot!
[18:02] Yotsuya
    All right! I can cut off its legs!
[18:08] Yotsuya
    I'm exhausted.
[18:10] Shindou
    How do we kill it?
[18:12] Yotsuya
    Well, there's one thing I'd like to try.
[18:14] Yotsuya
    Hakozaki-san...
[18:16] Hako
    Y-Yes?
[18:17] Yotsuya
    I'm wondering if I can hold your
    long sword through your hand.
[18:22] Toki
    What does he mean?
[18:25] Shindou
    Here.
[18:30] Shindou
    We can't hold any weapons
    other than our own.
[18:34] Shindou
    I get it. If Kusue's the
    one holding the sword...
[18:38] Yotsuya
    It worked. I can hold it.
[18:40] Yotsuya
    Let's swing it downward on
    my "three, two, one" count.
[18:44] Yotsuya
    Three... uh, a little more this way.
[18:47] Yotsuya
    Two...
[18:48] Yotsuya
    One!
SIGN    Hakozaki Kusue
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 l 100 100 l 0 100
SIGN     Warrior (Sword) Rank 5→6
SIGN    Health > 226%
    
    Upper Body > 196%
    Lower Body > 186%
    Involuntary
    Muscle > 176%
    Strength > 196%
SIGN    Yotsuya Yuusuke
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 l 100 100 l 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 92 0 l 92 100 l 0 100
SIGN     Chef Rank 5→7
SIGN    Health > 147%
    
    Upper Body > 202%
    Lower Body > 127%
    Involuntary
    Muscle > 127%
    Strength > 149.5%
SIGN    ∙Rank up bonus:
    (former ability-100)/2 is
    added to each value
    sequentially.
    ∙Can gain internal knowledge
    of all common beasts and
    rank C or lower monsters,
    as well as methods for
    cooking them.
    ∙Can gain knowledge
    about edible plants.
[18:56] (Flashback) Mom
    What's wrong?
[18:57] (Flashback) Boy
    Iu-chan hit me!
[19:01] (Flashback) Mom
    What's wrong with that girl?
[19:02] (Flashback) Lady
    Oh, you know. She's Shindou-san's daughter.
[19:04] (Flashback) Mom
    Ah, them...
[19:13] (Flashback) Sayuri
    What's wrong?
[19:22] (Flashback) Sayuri
    You got into a fight?
[19:26] (Flashback) Shindou
    He kept saying things that made
    me mad, so I made him cry.
[19:29] (Flashback) Sayuri
    You shouldn't do that. You're a girl.
[19:32] (Flashback) Sayuri
    You'll lose all your friends
    if you're too violent.
[19:35] (Flashback) Shindou
    I don't need friends.
[19:37] (Flashback) Sayuri
    Okay, do you want to be my friend, then?
[19:40] (Flashback) Shindou
    Huh?
[19:41] (Flashback) Sayuri
    My name's Sayuri. What's yours?
[19:46] (Flashback) Shindou
    Iu.
[19:48] (Flashback) Shindou
    Sayuri-oneechan, today I...
[19:51] (Flashback) Shindou
    Sayuri-oneechan!
[19:53] (Flashback) Shindou
    Sayuri-oneechan!
[19:55] (Flashback) Shindou
    Sayu—
[20:03] (Flashback) Bro
    It's a damn shame about Sayuri-chan.
[20:05] (Flashback) Bro
    She was a great girl, other than her face.
[20:08] (Flashback) Dad
    That's for sure.
[20:09] (Flashback) Dad
    I guess just having an ugly face
    can make you end up like that.
[20:12] (Flashback) Dad
    Makes me glad Iu is so gorgeous!
[20:18] (Flashback) Bro
    Sure you're not just saying that
    as her dad? She's only five!
[20:24] (Flashback) Dad
    I guess just having an ugly face
    can make you end up like that.
[20:28] Dad
    ...you end up like that.
[20:34] Yotsuya
    Did I wake you?
[20:39] Yotsuya
    I thought I was being pretty quiet.
[20:44] Shindou
    What are you doing?
[20:46] Yotsuya
    Weight training. I've been into it lately.
[20:49] Yotsuya
    Huh? She doesn't seem
    like her usual self...
[20:55] Yotsuya
    Oh, right. She looked the
    same way that one time.
[20:58] Yotsuya
    At school, she's the undisputed queen.
[21:01] Yotsuya
    I could never even picture her crying.
[21:11] Yotsuya
    Anyway, you were crying, weren't you?
[21:14] Shindou
    Huh?
[21:15] Yotsuya
    In that log from the previous quest.
[21:19] Shindou
    Why bring that up out of the blue?
[21:21] Yotsuya
    Huh? Uh, it just came to mind...
[21:24] Shindou
    You don't seem that observant,
    but I guess you are.
[21:28] Yotsuya
    Y-You think so?
[21:31] Shindou
    Yotsuya-kun, help me!
SIGN    Help Me
[23:10] GM
    Increase your live broadcast
    viewership tenfo.
SIGN    Game Master
[23:13] Toki
    Heya, Yukarion here!
SIGN    Congrats on getting a time slot
[23:16] Toki
    Viewer count is at... twenty.
    Nowhere near enough.
[23:19] Shindou
    Want me to make an appearance?
SIGN    Who's that?
SIGN    Whose voice is that???
[23:21] Toki
    Oh, no, no...
SIGN    Who? Who? Who?
SIGN    Who!?
[23:23] Toki
    There's no way I can increase it tenfold.
[23:26] Shindou
    Well, I offered to make an appearance.
[23:28] Hako
    Iu-chan's a model, after all.
[23:30] Toki
    If I put a babe like Iu-san on my
    stream, I'll be compared to her.
[23:33] Toki
    I'll have to take off my—
[23:35] Hako
    Take it easy!
[23:37] Toki
    Hey, I've got it!