E3 - Help Me Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] Shindou     Boys really do have more power. [00:04] Yotsuya     I sure do keep dying, though. [00:08] Yotsuya     Isn't that...? [00:11] Shindou     Oh, a log point. [00:13] Shindou     Can we look at it? SIGN    Shindou Iu SIGN    Huff... Huff... We managed to beat it. SIGN    Hakozaki Kusue SIGN    I'm sorry... I couldn't do anything to help... SIGN    Shindou Iu SIGN    No, it's okay. SIGN    I'm just glad the second player was someone I knew. SIGN    Right now, that's enough for— [00:39] Shindou     W-Wait! Never mind! Don't watch this one! SIGN    Shindou-san? SIGN    Shindou Iu SIGN    Sorry... Just let me stay like this for a minute, okay? SIGN    Hakozaki Kusue SIGN    Okay... Sure. SIGN    Okay, since Yotsuya-kun's     on duty today, we'll wait for him after class! SIGN    Read SIGN    Kusue SIGN    Okay SIGN    How'd it go? SIGN    Read SIGN    Kusue SIGN    Okay SIGN    How'd it go? SIGN    Kusue SIGN    We talked a little on the way home [02:29] (Flashback) Yotsuya     But in that world, [02:30] (Flashback) Yotsuya     keeping at least one person alive     benefits all of us, so... [02:34] (Flashback) Yotsuya     I feel like that kinda fits me, y'know? [02:39] Shindou     For real? He actually said that? [02:42] Shindou     That's hilarious. [02:44] Hosshi     Iu, what's with you? [02:47] Shindou     Oh, hey, Hosshi. [02:49] Shindou     You went to grade school with the     Yotsuya-kun who's not in any clubs, right? [02:53] Hosshi     Yeah, but he transferred in during the     winter of our sixth-grade year, so... [02:58] Shindou     What did you think of him? [03:00] Hosshi     Hmm... Nothing, really. [03:04] Hosshi     He hardly ever talked or anything. [03:06] Hosshi     Why do you ask? [03:07] Shindou     I got a chance to talk to him a little, [03:10] Shindou     and it just made me wonder what he's like. SIGN    That's so hilarious SIGN    Read SIGN    Kusue SIGN    He might have some kind of dark past... [03:15] Shindou     I've never had a guy like     him in my circle before, [03:19] Shindou     so he's sort of an unknown entity. [03:23] Yotsuya     Damn... [03:24] Yotsuya     I'd rather be running     through the mountains. [03:27] Yotsuya     This concrete sucks! [03:42] Yotsuya     If that's the final objective we're     going to be saddled with... [03:47] Yotsuya     If we end up in some kind of future     where we fight to defend this city, [03:52] Yotsuya     why'd it have to be me? [03:54] Yotsuya     Why did they choose me when     I hate this stupid city? SIGN    Game Master SIGN    Calling [04:01] Yotsuya     Excuse me?! SIGN    Yotsuya Yuusuke-kun, it's been half a. Good eve. [04:05] Yotsuya     G-Game Master? What's with your voice? [04:08] Yotsuya     And how in the heck are you calling my... [04:10] Yotsuya     Actually, I guess that wouldn't     be a challenge for you. SIGN    This is your next missi. [04:15] Yotsuya     Huh? SIGN    You must hit on the girl I am about to specif. [04:20] Yotsuya     What? [04:30] Yotsuya     I'm here as you instructed... Now what? SIGN    Your success or failure here will influence     your chances in the next que. [04:37] Yotsuya     This school is alien territory to me! [04:40] Yotsuya     I can't just stroll right in! SIGN    Upstairs... [04:43] Yotsuya     Upstairs? [04:52] Yotsuya     There's a light on. [04:54] Yotsuya     You want me to pick up chicks in the     girls restroom at this hour?! SIGN    Girls Restroom [05:04] Yotsuya     What is happening right now?! [05:06] Yotsuya     Which girl? Which girl is it?! SIGN    The one with glasses in the cent. [05:09] Yotsuya     Of course. It wouldn't be one     of the three around her. [05:12] Yotsuya     Can you actually see me right now? [05:14] Yotsuya     Call me back when I'm done! [05:19] Yotsuya     Uh, pardon me... [05:21] Girl     What do you want? Who are you?! [05:23] Yotsuya     Um... I'm not sure how to put this... [05:28] Yotsuya     Is this for real? [05:29] Yotsuya     My first time hitting on a girl,     and she's being bullied?! [05:33] Girl     This is the girls' restroom!     You're not allowed in here! [05:37] Yotsuya     Shit! [05:39] Yotsuya     Wait, forget about me.     What if she filmed that girl naked? [05:43] Yotsuya     She could end up committing suicide... [05:46] Yotsuya     and my attempt to pick her up would fail! [05:48] Yotsuya     Which would mean my chance of success     in the next quest would tank, [05:51] Yotsuya     putting me at higher risk of dying! [05:55] Girl     Hey! Give that back! [06:01] Girl     Why... Why did you break my phone?! [06:04] Yotsuya     Well, I have no way to know where     your photo data is stored. [06:08] Yotsuya     Now I'll have a better chance     at winning her over! [06:11] Toki     Who are you? [06:13] Girl     Why... [06:16] Yotsuya     Hang on... [06:17] Yotsuya     They might have already filmed her! [06:20] Girl     Wait, wait! I had nothing     to do with any of this! [06:23] Girl     I don't have photos or anything! [06:25] Girl     Just look for yourself and you'll see! [06:27] Yotsuya     They could be in a hidden folder! [06:31] Girl     This is scary... and creepy!     Who is this guy?! [06:34] Toki     Whoa... [06:35] Yotsuya     Yes! That was pretty damn slick! [06:38] Yotsuya     Am I actually about to land     my first girlfriend ever?! [06:43] Yotsuya     Just one more... [06:44] Yotsuya     Where's hers? [06:47] Yotsuya     In there! [06:58] Girl     How is this even happening?! [07:00] Yotsuya     Yeah, baby! [07:01] Yotsuya     That just boosted my odds     of landing the girl! [07:04] Girl     You piece of— [07:06] Girl     Ow! [07:07] Yotsuya     Uh, yeah, I'd say I'm probably     stronger than you. [07:12] Yotsuya     Still wanna try it? [07:14] Yotsuya     What do I do now?     I've never hit a girl before! [07:17] Girl     You're freakin' creepy! [07:18] Girl     Scumbag! [07:19] Girl     Shit! What's his problem?! [07:22] Girl     We need to call the police! Seriously! [07:23] Yotsuya     Wait, the police?! SIGN    Do not flush     anything but toilet paper.     Thank you for your understanding and cooperation. [07:34] Yotsuya     I was just passing by, but it looks     like I ended up saving you. [07:38] Toki     Huh?! Uh... SIGN    Girls Restroom [07:40] Toki     This is the girls restroom.     How were you passi— [07:44] Toki     I mean... thank you. [07:48] Toki     Wh-What do I do? I'm alone with him now! [07:58] Toki     He's still with me.     I wish he'd just leave... [08:02] Yotsuya     Yes! This escort mission is going great! [08:06] Yotsuya     The guy always walks between     the girl and the road. [08:10] Yotsuya     Um, so like... were they bullying you? [08:14] Yotsuya     That's exactly what I hate     about city schools. [08:17] Toki     N-No... not bullying, exactly.     More like getting back at me. [08:21] Toki     The girl who was filming...     she and I stream on mikkou LIVE. [08:27] Yotsuya     Oh, on mikkou mikkou? [08:29] Toki     Right. And I kind of said     more than I should have... [08:33] Toki     I was talking about how I knew a girl     who puts on a nice act with boys, [08:39] Toki     and she thought I was talking about her... [08:44] Toki     I mean... well...     I was talking about her... [08:49] Yotsuya     It really was about her? [08:52] Toki     But... I didn't drop her     name or anything... [08:58] Yotsuya     Ah... Yeah, I guess that explains it. [09:02] Yotsuya     How am I supposed to deal     with a crying girl, though? [09:05] Yotsuya     Do I put my arm around her shoulder? [09:07] Yotsuya     Wouldn't I get arrested for doing     that when I'm not her boyfriend? [09:10] Yotsuya     Master isn't calling back, either. [09:12] Yotsuya     Does this count as completing the mission? [09:15] Toki     Oh... I-I'll be fine from here. [09:18] Yotsuya     Oh, okay... [09:19] Yotsuya     Does it end after I walk her home? [09:21] Toki     W-Well, bye... [09:21] Yotsuya     I guess I'll leave, then. [09:23] Toki     Wha... Uh, um... [09:25] Yotsuya     Yes? [09:26] Toki     There's this game called WonSta that's     about training up male idols... [09:29] Toki     We've all been really into it lately. [09:32] Yotsuya     Uh, o-okay... [09:33] Toki     The protagonist is their female producer, [09:35] Toki     and she grows closer to each of the     guys as she works for them... [09:39] Yotsuya     O-Okay... [09:41] Toki     If you tried to do something one of     the guys in that game would do... [09:45] Toki     it might work out as some     modeling practice for you! [09:50] Yotsuya     Oh, God! She's the worst kind of otaku! SIGN    Tatsuki SIGN    I'm not doing this for you.      Don't get the wrong idea. [09:55] Text/Game     I'm not doing this for you.     Don't get the wrong idea. [10:00] Yotsuya     I just wasted two weeks of my life. [10:04] Yotsuya     I'm so hungry... [10:06] Yotsuya     Oh, is it starting? [10:08] Shindou     Hi again. [10:09] Hako     Good evening. [10:10] Toki     Huh?! [10:12] Toki     Wha?! [10:13] Toki     What? What the heck is this?! [10:16] Yotsuya     So she really was the fourth. [10:19] Toki     Um, um... [10:22] Yotsuya     Uh... [10:24] Yotsuya     Why is she trying to get away? [10:30] GM     Good day to. Nice to meet. SIGN    m 0 0 l 250 0 l 250 170 l 0 170 SIGN     SIGN    ►Each Wizard weapon is made with a piece     of amber containing a magical bug of a certain     attribute, and invoking its magic costs MP     proportionate to the power and mana used.     ►All magic spells are tied to a single     MP gauge, but each magical attribute has     its own mana gauge.     ►The strength of a magic spell can be     chosen within the range that the Wizard is capable of using. [10:44] GM     The job of out fourth player,     Tokitate Yuka, will be... SIGN    Wizard (Heat) SIGN    Wizard (Wind) [10:49] GM     Wizard (Heat). [10:52] Toki     Wizard? SIGN    Tokitate Yuka SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 l 100 100 l 0 100 SIGN    Wizard (Heat) Rank 1 SIGN    Can use heat magic. SIGN    Heat SIGN    Health > 80%          Upper Body > 80%     Lower Body > 80%     Involuntary     Muscle > 80%     Strength > 80% [10:56] Toki     I'm a Wizard?! [10:58] GM     This time, your revival period     will increase from 30 to 40 sec. [11:03] Yotsuya     The difficulty's higher! [11:05] GM     Your quest is as fol. SIGN    Traverse 5% of the map SIGN    Deliver the goods to Radodorbo SIGN    (Time limit: 40 days) SIGN    Quest Time! [11:08] Yotsuya     What "goods"?! [11:10] GM     Bye. [11:14] Shindou     Same old freak as ever. [11:18] Yotsuya     Uh, hey. [11:20] Toki     J-Just who are you?! [11:22] Toki     What have you... Why did you abduct me?! [11:25] Yotsuya     Huh? [11:26] Toki     It was no coincidence when you followed     me home the other night, was it?! [11:30] Toki     You perverted stalker! [11:31] Shindou     Perverted? [11:32] Hako     S-Stalker? [11:34] Yotsuya     No, it's not like that! [11:36] Shindou     Look, just calm down, okay? [11:38] Hako     P-Please hear us out. [11:41] Shindou     He smashed those girls' smartphones... [11:43] Hako     ...and flushed the pieces down the toilet? [11:47] Toki     I talked with those girls     after it happened, [11:50] Toki     and they said he was a pervert who     had come in to set up a camera. [11:54] Yotsuya     Wait! I had a reason for that! [11:58] Shindou     Let's go. [11:59] Hako     Y-Yeah. [12:06] Shindou     I guess we should start with the     requirement to traverse 5% of the map. [12:10] Hako     We should probably split up     to cover more distance. [12:15] Shindou     So we'll be able to confirm     each other's locations. [12:19] Shindou     Got it? [12:20] Shindou     I think I get the idea. [12:22] Shindou     Also, you don't have to     be so guarded around us. [12:25] Shindou     You're a year older, aren't you? [12:26] Toki     N-No, in this world,     you're my senpai, Shindou-san. [12:30] Shindou     Just call me Iu. [12:31] Shindou     Let's go. I'll stick with you until     you get the hang of things. [12:34] Toki     Sh-She's so cool... [12:37] Toki     She'd definitely be Purple. [12:39] Purple     The mysterious power that     will lead us to hope... [12:42] Purple     Majiha Purple! [12:43] Toki     She's pretty, she's tall, [12:45] Toki     and as the first player, she's the one     who's survived here the longest. [12:49] Shindou     When you were talking about     Yotsuya-kun earlier... [12:52] Toki     Huh? [12:53] Shindou     You said you talked to     the other three girls. [12:56] Shindou     Does that mean they weren't bullying you? [12:59] Toki     Um, well... [13:02] Shindou     You wanted to reconcile with people     who tried to film you naked? [13:06] Shindou     Why would you do that? [13:08] Toki     U-Um... It might not make sense     to you, er... I-Iu-san... [13:14] Toki     but I've always been very careful not to     behave in a way that would invite bullying. [13:21] Toki     But I did give them a reason     to attack me... so... [13:26] Toki     Yotsuya...san... [13:30] Toki     He served as a mutual enemy to     bond over so we could make up. [13:34] Toki     I figured I'd never see him again anyway... [13:38] Toki     She's gonna hate me now... [13:42] Shindou     Well, you're kind of stuck with     your classmates, after all. [13:47] Toki     Y-Yeah, exactly! It had to be done! [13:50] Shindou     So... what made you think     I wouldn't understand? [13:55] Toki     Well, I can't imagine you     ever being bullied... [14:00] Shindou     You're half right. [14:02] Shindou     Despite how I may seem,     I do put in a lot of effort. [14:05] Shindou     That goes for my looks,     my studies, my sports... [14:09] Shindou     I want to feel satisfied that I'm     living my best student life. [14:13] Shindou     Of course, part of it is just     that I like to take charge. [14:17] Shindou     I mean, bullying is just stupid, you know? [14:20] Shindou     So I've always stopped it when     I've seen it, and I always will. [14:24] Toki     Don't you ever get scared doing that? [14:28] Shindou     Who do you think could lift     a finger against me? [14:31] Toki     No, I mean, what if it cost you     your friends or something? [14:35] Shindou     Then they weren't really     my friends to begin with. [14:38] Toki     Th-That's so cool! [14:41] Toki     Compared to her, I'm such     a small, petty person! [14:46] Shindou     What's wrong? [14:48] Toki     P-Please marry me! [14:50] Shindou     What the heck? [14:57] Shindou     We didn't earn much today. [15:00] Hako     Well, it's only the first day. [15:02] Shindou     Yeah, I guess so. [15:04] Yotsuya     I think they're ignoring     me just a little bit... [15:08] Shindou     Yotsuya-kun, behind you! [15:18] Yotsuya     A giant... bug corpse? [15:20] Shindou     Wait! I hear something! [15:24] Shindou     Ugh, a centipede?! Gross! [15:31] Yotsuya     A ball? [15:33] Yotsuya     A pillbug?! SIGN    Yotsuya Yuusuke SIGN    Dead SIGN    Reviving in [15:38] Yotsuya     Where'd something so strong come from?! [15:40] Yotsuya     Wait, my Chef skills can tell me     an enemy's name and threat level. SIGN    Dead SIGN    Reviving in SIGN    Shindou Iu [15:48] Yotsuya     Demon Bug Cadoomlet... [15:50] Yotsuya     The two of them have a combined     threat level of D-. [15:52] Yotsuya     The pillbug is the male,     and the centipede is the female? [15:56] Toki     Just leave this to me! [15:58] Toki     I don't know what's going on,     but my time has come! [16:01] Toki     Yep, it sure has!     Not that I even wanted it to! [16:04] Pink     Majiha Pink! [16:06] Purple     Majiha Purple! [16:07] Both     Together, we're Majiha! [16:09] Toki     In kindergarten, my dream for the future [16:12] Toki     was to be a magic user. [16:15] (Flashback) Toki     With my crimson flame... [16:17] Toki     Kindergarten me, are you watching? [16:19] Toki     Your dream came true! [16:21] Toki     With my crimson flame, I will burn all! [16:24] Toki     Majiha Fire! SIGN    Tokitate Yuka consumed all her mana to increase the temperature of the air within 10 centimeters of the end of her staff by 20 degrees Celsius. [16:32] Toki     I-It's warm... SIGN    Tokitate Yuka SIGN    Dead SIGN    Reviving in [16:37] Toki     I died?! [16:39] Yotsuya     I guess that's all you can     do with rank 1 magic. [16:42] Yotsuya     That aside, why am I being treated like a     malicious pervert for helping someone? [16:49] Yotsuya     Come to think of it, she did lecture     me on how to be popular with girls. [16:55] Yotsuya     Wait, does that mean... [16:58] Yotsuya     I was a loser?! [17:01] Yotsuya     Ugh, talk about embarrassing! [17:03] Yotsuya     It took so much courage to walk her home! [17:05] Yotsuya     Why didn't that impress her?! [17:08] Yotsuya     Damn it! [17:09] Yotsuya     This can only mean one thing. [17:12] Yotsuya     It's possible that I'm someone     who just isn't popular! [17:17] Yotsuya     Shindou-san said she liked one     of the Yotsuyas, though... [17:21] Yotsuya     I'll just wait and see for now. [17:23] Yotsuya     For a month or two... [17:26] Yotsuya     Or maybe three! [17:28] Shindou     Man... I still don't understand     it, but he is strong. [17:33] Toki     Wait... He's actually more like     Tatsuki-san than I realized. [17:38] Toki     It's that gap moe! [17:42] Yotsuya     Stay back! [17:44] Yotsuya     Wind magic won't work on them! [17:45] Shindou     Got it! [17:48] Yotsuya     Any venom? Spines? [17:50] Yotsuya     Nope, I don't see anything     like that in its body! [17:54] Yotsuya     So... [17:55] Yotsuya     This is the blind spot! [18:02] Yotsuya     All right! I can cut off its legs! [18:08] Yotsuya     I'm exhausted. [18:10] Shindou     How do we kill it? [18:12] Yotsuya     Well, there's one thing I'd like to try. [18:14] Yotsuya     Hakozaki-san... [18:16] Hako     Y-Yes? [18:17] Yotsuya     I'm wondering if I can hold your     long sword through your hand. [18:22] Toki     What does he mean? [18:25] Shindou     Here. [18:30] Shindou     We can't hold any weapons     other than our own. [18:34] Shindou     I get it. If Kusue's the     one holding the sword... [18:38] Yotsuya     It worked. I can hold it. [18:40] Yotsuya     Let's swing it downward on     my "three, two, one" count. [18:44] Yotsuya     Three... uh, a little more this way. [18:47] Yotsuya     Two... [18:48] Yotsuya     One! SIGN    Hakozaki Kusue SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 l 100 100 l 0 100 SIGN     Warrior (Sword) Rank 5→6 SIGN    Health > 226%          Upper Body > 196%     Lower Body > 186%     Involuntary     Muscle > 176%     Strength > 196% SIGN    Yotsuya Yuusuke SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 l 100 100 l 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 92 0 l 92 100 l 0 100 SIGN     Chef Rank 5→7 SIGN    Health > 147%          Upper Body > 202%     Lower Body > 127%     Involuntary     Muscle > 127%     Strength > 149.5% SIGN    ∙Rank up bonus:     (former ability-100)/2 is     added to each value     sequentially.     ∙Can gain internal knowledge     of all common beasts and     rank C or lower monsters,     as well as methods for     cooking them.     ∙Can gain knowledge     about edible plants. [18:56] (Flashback) Mom     What's wrong? [18:57] (Flashback) Boy     Iu-chan hit me! [19:01] (Flashback) Mom     What's wrong with that girl? [19:02] (Flashback) Lady     Oh, you know. She's Shindou-san's daughter. [19:04] (Flashback) Mom     Ah, them... [19:13] (Flashback) Sayuri     What's wrong? [19:22] (Flashback) Sayuri     You got into a fight? [19:26] (Flashback) Shindou     He kept saying things that made     me mad, so I made him cry. [19:29] (Flashback) Sayuri     You shouldn't do that. You're a girl. [19:32] (Flashback) Sayuri     You'll lose all your friends     if you're too violent. [19:35] (Flashback) Shindou     I don't need friends. [19:37] (Flashback) Sayuri     Okay, do you want to be my friend, then? [19:40] (Flashback) Shindou     Huh? [19:41] (Flashback) Sayuri     My name's Sayuri. What's yours? [19:46] (Flashback) Shindou     Iu. [19:48] (Flashback) Shindou     Sayuri-oneechan, today I... [19:51] (Flashback) Shindou     Sayuri-oneechan! [19:53] (Flashback) Shindou     Sayuri-oneechan! [19:55] (Flashback) Shindou     Sayu— [20:03] (Flashback) Bro     It's a damn shame about Sayuri-chan. [20:05] (Flashback) Bro     She was a great girl, other than her face. [20:08] (Flashback) Dad     That's for sure. [20:09] (Flashback) Dad     I guess just having an ugly face     can make you end up like that. [20:12] (Flashback) Dad     Makes me glad Iu is so gorgeous! [20:18] (Flashback) Bro     Sure you're not just saying that     as her dad? She's only five! [20:24] (Flashback) Dad     I guess just having an ugly face     can make you end up like that. [20:28] Dad     ...you end up like that. [20:34] Yotsuya     Did I wake you? [20:39] Yotsuya     I thought I was being pretty quiet. [20:44] Shindou     What are you doing? [20:46] Yotsuya     Weight training. I've been into it lately. [20:49] Yotsuya     Huh? She doesn't seem     like her usual self... [20:55] Yotsuya     Oh, right. She looked the     same way that one time. [20:58] Yotsuya     At school, she's the undisputed queen. [21:01] Yotsuya     I could never even picture her crying. [21:11] Yotsuya     Anyway, you were crying, weren't you? [21:14] Shindou     Huh? [21:15] Yotsuya     In that log from the previous quest. [21:19] Shindou     Why bring that up out of the blue? [21:21] Yotsuya     Huh? Uh, it just came to mind... [21:24] Shindou     You don't seem that observant,     but I guess you are. [21:28] Yotsuya     Y-You think so? [21:31] Shindou     Yotsuya-kun, help me! SIGN    Help Me [23:10] GM     Increase your live broadcast     viewership tenfo. SIGN    Game Master [23:13] Toki     Heya, Yukarion here! SIGN    Congrats on getting a time slot [23:16] Toki     Viewer count is at... twenty.     Nowhere near enough. [23:19] Shindou     Want me to make an appearance? SIGN    Who's that? SIGN    Whose voice is that??? [23:21] Toki     Oh, no, no... SIGN    Who? Who? Who? SIGN    Who!? [23:23] Toki     There's no way I can increase it tenfold. [23:26] Shindou     Well, I offered to make an appearance. [23:28] Hako     Iu-chan's a model, after all. [23:30] Toki     If I put a babe like Iu-san on my     stream, I'll be compared to her. [23:33] Toki     I'll have to take off my— [23:35] Hako     Take it easy! [23:37] Toki     Hey, I've got it!