E13 - I Know, Let's Go to Jiffon

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SIGN    Torii
[00:19] (Flashback) Keita's Mom
    Wa...
[00:20] (Flashback) Keita's Mom
    ter...
[00:24] (Flashback) Torii
    Act your age, would you?
[00:25] (Flashback) Shuuji
    You'll make yourself sick.
[00:30] (Flashback) Keita's Mom
    I do it all for my dear, sweet sons!
[00:33] (Flashback) Keita's Mom
    Your mom's gotta work!
SIGN    Don't eat these
    until they grow!
    Mom
[00:40] (Flashback) Torii
    You really gotta stop
    doing this to yourself.
[01:04] (Flashback) Yakuza
    Yo, old hag. You know this ain't
    even enough to cover your interest.
[01:11] (Flashback) Torii
    You piece of—
[01:19] (Flashback) Torii
    Shuuji...
[01:21] (Flashback) Yakuza
    Hey, you brats.
[01:26] (Flashback) Yakuza
    Got a big job for ya.
[01:28] (Flashback) Yakuza
    Do a good job, and you can pay
    off your debt in a month.
[01:32] (Flashback) Yakuza
    You wanna make things easier
    for your mom, don't ya?
[01:38] (Flashback) Yakuza
    It's nothin' too hard.
[01:41] (Flashback) Yakuza
    You're just gonna get rid
    of a traitor for me.
[01:52] Torii
    Who is he?
[01:54] (Flashback) Yakuza
    Hey, punk!
[01:55] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Stop!
[02:06] (Flashback) Torii
    Wh-What the hell...
[02:11] Torii
    Just who was that guy?
[03:52] Male Student A
    Yo, I was thinkin' about summer break.
[03:55] Male Student A
    We should go camping.
[03:57] Male Student B
    Camping? Sounds boring.
[03:59] Male Student A
    No, apparently, going camping
    with nothing is a thing now.
[04:01] Hosshi
    Iu! You look awesome again in this one!
[04:04] Shindou
    Thanks.
[04:05] Higuchi
    Oh, let me see!
[04:06] Shizuka
    I wanna see, too.
SIGN    Enjoying my youth in the tennis club!
SIGN    I wanna be
    a girl like Iu!
SIGN    All About
    the Puchi Model Life
SIGN    Shindou
    Iu
[04:08] Higuchi
    Damn, you look seriously cute!
[04:10] Higuchi
    Your cuteness is just devilish, Iu!
[04:13] Hosshi
    Your legs are so long.
[04:15] Shindou
    Kusue!
[04:15] Shizuka
    Hey, did you see that girl the other day?
[04:17] Higuchi
    I did. She was totally copying Iu.
[04:18] Iu
    See you later.
[04:20] Hosshi
    I can't blame her, though.
    Iu's just so damn popular.
[04:20] Hako
    Yeah. See you.
[04:25] Male Student A
    Shindou and... Hakozaki?
[04:27] Male Student A
    Were they friends before?
[04:29] Male Student B
    They don't seem to have much in common.
[04:32] Male Student A
    I mean, it's the girl at
    the top of the class...
[04:35] Male Student B
    and the one in the shadows.
[04:37] Male Student A
    They're way too different.
[04:50] Yotsuya
    They may be different,
[04:52] Yotsuya
    but they both have a deep-rooted strength.
SIGN    Who will you use Healing Dust on?
SIGN    Warrior
SIGN    Wizard
SIGN    Hunter
[04:55] Yotsuya
    Is that why they were chosen?
[05:00] Yotsuya
    Maybe not.
[05:02] Yotsuya
    I mean, Tokitate-san was chosen, too.
SIGN    HS Girl Yukarion's
SIGN    Experience with Another World
[05:04] Toki
    Every time we complete a quest,
    we gain one party member.
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SIGN    A
    task
    we
    have
    to
    carry
    out!
SIGN    Q
    u
    e
    s
    t
[05:07] Toki
    This'll create a buzz for sure!
[05:07] Toki
    In the end, there'll be ten members...
[05:10] Toki
    Only four people in the world have
    experienced this, after all!
[05:13] Toki
    Oh, but...
[05:15] Toki
    There'll be one more soon, right?
SIGN    Can't wait♥
SIGN    Read
SIGN    Today
SIGN    Yuusuke
SIGN    I met the fifth
SIGN    Kusue
SIGN    What were they like?
SIGN    Iu
SIGN    What's their name?
SIGN    Boy or girl?
SIGN    Read
SIGN    Iu
SIGN    What's their name?
SIGN    Boy or girl?
SIGN    Read
SIGN    Yuusuke
SIGN    Scum
[05:31] Yotsuya
    They're kinda bombing my phone now...
SIGN    Yukarion
SIGN    What kind of scum?
SIGN    Iu
SIGN    It's been a week since the mission,
    hasn't it?
[05:34] Yotsuya
    No...
[05:36] Yotsuya
    I guess they can all feel it, too.
[05:38] Yotsuya
    They know we're about to be
    sent to the other world again.
[05:51] Shindou
    It's starting?
[05:53] Torii
    What the hell?!
[05:59] Torii
    What's happening?!
[06:05] Torii
    Damn it, what's going on?!
[06:13] Torii
    What the hell is this place?
[06:19] Hako
    He's definitely dangerous.
[06:19] Shindou
    What is he wearing?
[06:21] Torii
    Wait, what did I do?!
[06:26] GM
    Pleased to meet.
[06:30] GM
    Game Master at your serv.
[06:32] Torii
    Your face! Your face!
[06:36] GM
    Your new quest is...
[06:38] GM
    Ta-da! Right he.
SIGN    Offer the Jiffon Buffo at Väikdamania.
    (Time limit: 20 days)
SIGN    Quest Time!
[06:40] Yotsuya
    "Offer the Jiffon Buffo at Väikdamania"?
[06:44] Yotsuya
    More words I don't know...
[06:47] Shindou
    Ugh, my revival time is 50 seconds now.
[06:50] Hako
    A new system's been implemented.
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SIGN    
    
    The ability to warp to any location you have visited at least once before.
    
    
    
    1. All players must be alive and together in the same place.
     (Will not work if any player is dead or too far away.)
    
    2. Will only warp the entire party at once.
    
    3. People, creatures, and plants of this world cannot warp.
    
    4. Cannot be used again for 24 hours after being used once
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SIGN    m 0 0 l 370 0 l 370 248 l 0 248
SIGN    m 0 0 l 370 0 l 370 248 l 0 248
SIGN    m 0 0 l 370 0 l 370 248 l 0 248
[06:53] Hako
    Fast Travel?
[06:55] Hako
    "Warp to any location you have
    visited at least once before."
[06:58] Yotsuya
    That's standard. Lot of conditions, though.
[07:01] Toki
    You guys are too accustomed to this...
[07:05] GM
    The job of the fifth player,
    Torii Keita, will be...
[07:10] Torii
    Huh?! Job?
[07:13] Torii
    What the hell?! What do you mean by "job"?!
[07:13] Yotsuya
    I hope he gets something lame.
[07:15] GM
    Bam!
[07:17] GM
    Warrior (Spear).
[07:20] Torii
    Wh-What's going on?
[07:23] Yotsuya
    Damn it!
[07:24] GM
    Well, see you aga.
[07:28] Yotsuya
    Why don't we head to Cortonel first
    to find out what the quest is about?
[07:33] Shindou
    Shouldn't we explain things
    to Torii-san first?
[07:36] Yotsuya
    Once we use Fast Travel, we have to wait
    24 hours before we can use it again.
[07:42] Yotsuya
    Warping first will save us more
    time than dawdling around here.
[07:46] Torii
    Huh? I don't think I like
    the way you said that.
[07:49] Yotsuya
    Our time is more important
    than one person's stress.
[07:53] Torii
    What?!
[07:53] Shindou
    Stop!
[07:55] Shindou
    Torii-san, I'll only say
    this once, so listen up.
[07:58] Torii
    F-Fine.
[08:00] Shindou
    This is a parallel world, we're heroes,
[08:02] Shindou
    and if we don't complete the quest, we die!
[08:04] Shindou
    That's it!
[08:05] Hako
    Iu-chan, that was a pretty
    rough explanation...
[08:12] Torii
    All right! I don't get it, but I got it!
[08:14] Three
    Huh?!
[08:15] Torii
    Look, I'm a middle school dropout.
[08:18] Torii
    I don't understand any hard stuff!
[08:22] Yotsuya
    A middle school dropout? For real?
[08:24] Torii
    I don't get any of this,
    so I'll just tag along with you.
[08:27] Torii
    And as for you!
[08:35] Torii
    Let's do this!
[08:37] Yotsuya
    This is a pain in the ass...
[08:39] Shindou
    Sorry, Yotsuya-kun.
[08:40] Shindou
    He says he won't Fast Travel
    until you do this.
[08:44] Torii
    Use that thing! You know,
    the thing that stops movement!
[08:52] Shindou
    Are you both ready?
[08:54] Shindou
    Begin!
[08:56] Yotsuya
    On your knees!
[09:15] Yotsuya
    Too easy!
[09:26] Yotsuya
    Ow...
[09:28] Torii
    Looks like I won!
[09:31] Yotsuya
    C'mon, the second one wasn't necessary!
[09:37] Shindou
    Wow, we really did make it to Cortonel.
[09:39] Toki
    Fast Travel's actually pretty handy.
[09:43] Yotsuya
    Kahvel-san should be here.
[09:45] Yotsuya
    Let's go see her.
[09:50] Torii
    Who's Kahvel?
[09:51] Shindou
    Someone who helped us on our last quest.
[09:54] Torii
    Ah.
[10:01] Shindou
    We'd been caught by a bunch of bandits.
[10:04] Torii
    For real?
[10:05] (Flashback) Thecus
    My name's Thecus!
[10:10] Hako
    How much time has passed since
    the last time we were here?
[10:15] Kahvel
    Great Hero!
[10:20] All
    Kahvel-san!
[10:26] Kahvel
    It's been a long time, Great Hero.
[10:28] Kahvel
    About fifteen years.
[10:30] Yotsuya
    Fifteen?!
[10:39] Kahvel
    These are my kids.
[10:42] Kahvel
    Aren't they cute?
[10:44] All
    Sh-She mellowed out!
[10:54] (Flashback) Kahvel
    There's nothing I love more than
    cleaving the flesh of living things!
[10:58] Yotsuya
    Fifteen years did a number on her...
[11:01] Kahvel
    As for the Jiffon Buffo...
[11:03] Yotsuya
    Yes? Do you know what it is?
[11:06] Kahvel
    I don't know about the "Buffo,"
    but there's an island called Jiffon.
[11:10] Kahvel
    It's famous for its export
    of artisan weapons.
[11:13] Yotsuya
    Jiffon is an island?
[11:15] Shindou
    Are you still a knight, Kahvel-san?
[11:18] Kahvel
    I've retired as a knight.
[11:20] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[11:27] Kahvel
    I lost my right hand in battle.
[11:30] Kahvel
    Fifteen years ago, the Kingdom of Deokk
[11:32] Kahvel
    finally took action to unify the continent.
[11:37] Kahvel
    Cortonel formed an allied army with
    other nations to oppose them.
[11:42] Kahvel
    A major war ensued.
[11:45] Kahvel
    That battlefield... was hell.
[11:50] Kahvel
    I took part in four campaigns,
[11:52] Kahvel
    but once I had children and learned the
    joy and difficulty of raising them,
[11:57] Kahvel
    I couldn't do it anymore.
[12:02] Kahvel
    I've grown weak.
[12:07] Yotsuya
    Kahvel-san and I were a lot alike.
[12:10] Yotsuya
    We both craved strength.
[12:12] Yotsuya
    D-Destroying something... is a hundred
    times easier than creating it, I think.
[12:20] Shindou
    He's right.
[12:21] Shindou
    I think having kids and raising them is
    thousands of times harder than killing!
[12:27] Hako
    It's true. So you haven't grown weak at all.
[12:31] Yotsuya
    She's changed...
[12:35] Yotsuya
    after experiencing war
[12:37] Yotsuya
    and having children.
[12:43] Yotsuya
    I'll never be able to reach her level.
[12:46] Torii
    I took in a kid once, too.
[12:50] Torii
    I think I was about five.
[12:52] Torii
    My mom suddenly went into labor,
[12:54] Torii
    and I raised my little brother
    on my own! Awesome, huh?
[12:58] Shindou
    What? That's amazing!
[12:59] Torii
    Right?
[13:00] Hako
    Do you have a dad?
[13:01] Torii
    Nope. Just my mom.
[13:04] Torii
    Then a debt collector
    hired me to kill someone.
[13:08] Shindou
    What? Like, to murder someone?
[13:10] Torii
    Then this guy showed up and helped me escape.
[13:13] Torii
    And the debt collector got caught,
    and our whole debt was called off.
[13:17] All
    O-Oh...
[13:20] Torii
    Yotsuya.
[13:23] Torii
    I paid you back this afternoon
    for hitting my brother,
[13:26] Torii
    but I'm really grateful for
    what you did last week.
[13:29] Torii
    Thanks.
[13:41] Yotsuya
    I don't have the kind of words
    or strength those people have.
[13:46] Yotsuya
    The truth is, I want to get
    stronger more than any of them.
[14:01] Kahvel
    I love the view of the sunrise from here.
[14:04] Kahvel
    I wanted to see it with you at the end.
[14:12] Kahvel
    I...
[14:16] Kahvel
    thought I'd never see you again.
[14:24] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Good work. Thanks for everything.
[14:27] Yotsuya
    It was a pretty crude goodbye.
[14:29] Yotsuya
    I thought we'd see each
    other again soon enough.
[14:36] Yotsuya
    I'm sorry I got you involved in that.
[14:38] Yotsuya
    Bihmsberg wouldn't have died if
    it hadn't been for me, either.
[14:48] Kahvel
    We were so young.
[14:52] Kahvel
    In all my life,
[14:52] Kahvel
    I still haven't gone on a
    journey as long as that one.
[15:00] Kahvel
    I think it's because I had my memories
    from it that I survived Hell.
[15:07] Kahvel
    Thank you for involving me.
[15:11] Yotsuya
    Is that really true?
[15:14] Yotsuya
    Was I of any benefit to her?
[15:21] Kahvel
    We were quite a good match, weren't we?
[15:24] Yotsuya
    We were pretty similar back then.
[15:30] Kahvel
    Did they tell you what happened while you
    were unconscious from using too much magic?
[15:35] Yotsuya
    No...
[15:37] Kahvel
    I see... That's a little...
[15:42] Kahvel
    upsetting.
[15:51] Kahvel
    I... loved you, Yuusuke.
[16:01] Kahvel
    Sorry I went ahead and got old before you.
[16:06] Yotsuya
    It's okay...
[16:09] Yotsuya
    Hey, Game Master...
[16:14] Shindou
    Ready to head back?
[16:16] Both
    Yeah.
[16:17] Yotsuya
    What are these quests?
[16:19] Yotsuya
    What is it you're making us do?
[16:22] Shindou
    I came to watch because I
    thought it'd be entertaining...
[16:26] Hako
    What a way to have your heart broken.
[16:33] Thecus
    Heroes!
[16:45] Thecus
    It's been a long time.
[16:46] Thecus
    I'm Thecus.
[16:50] (Flashback) Thecus
    My name's Thecus!
[16:53] (Flashback) Hako
    Everybody, run! I'll buy you some time!
[16:59] Thecus
    Thank you for saving our
    village from that troll.
[17:05] Hako
    I-It's so good to see you again.
[17:09] Hako
    How have you been?
[17:12] Yotsuya
    Are all the new encounters
    we have in this world...
[17:19] Yotsuya
    once-in-a-lifetime?
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SIGN    
SIGN    • The player's objective is to complete quests
     assigned by the Game Master.
    • Upon completion, the player's reward is the
     right to ask the Game Master one question.
    • The party gains a new member with each
     quest. When 10 quests are completed,
     the game is considered conquered.
    
     — 6 more rounds until the game is conquered.
[17:33] Raji
    What an honor.
[17:35] Raji
    It's not often we have heroes visit Jiffon.
[17:38] Raji
    Are you responding to the
    request for mercenaries?
[17:41] Yotsuya
    Mercenaries?
[17:44] Raji
    That's not why you're here?
[17:46] Raji
    Ah, there it is.
[17:49] Raji
    That's Jiffon Island.
[18:07] Yaana
    Welcome!
[18:09] Yaana
    We, the ritual dancers
    known as Väikedaam, Yana...
[18:12] Aoyuu
    ...and Aoiu...
[18:15] Both
    ...welcome y'all mercenaries to our island!
SIGN    ♥ Dear Mercenaries ♥
SIGN    Welcome to Jiffon Island!
[18:19] Yotsuya
    Uh, er... um...
[18:26] Shindou
    All we did was tell them
    we're not mercenaries...
[18:28] Toki
    And the mood instantly tanked.
[18:31] Yotsuya
    Anyway, we need to figure out what
    these weird words in the quest mean.
[18:35] Yotsuya
    Excuse me... What is "Väikdamania"?
[18:39] Aoyuu
    A harvest festival.
[18:41] Shindou
    And do you know what a "Jiffon Buffo" is?
[18:44] Yaana
    Wait, why do we gotta tell
    y'all stuff for free, anyway?!
[18:47] Aoyuu
    Yeah, yeah!
[18:48] Torii
    You two are super cute!
    Wanna go on a date?
[18:51] Yotsuya
    Keep quiet. You're gonna complicate things.
[18:54] Torii
    What? You mad? Why?
[18:56] Yotsuya
    Because we're not mercenaries!
[19:01] Torii
    Okay, I'll be one of those, then.
[19:07] Aoyuu
    This here...
[19:08] Yaana
    ...is a Jiffon Buffo!
[19:10] All
    That turned them around!
[19:12] Shindou
    Anyway, to finish this quest...
[19:14] Yotsuya
    I guess we need to offer one of these cow
    things at the harvest festival, Väikdamania.
[19:20] Aoyuu
    We can't have Väikdamania this year.
[19:23] All
    Huh?
[19:28] Aoyuu
    'Cause of that.
[19:32] Aoyuu
    Kumamo Castle.
[19:33] Aoyuu
    An impregnable castle built by
    our ancestors 400 years ago.
[19:38] Aoyuu
    Five years ago, some scary guys
    were shipwrecked here
[19:40] Aoyuu
    and have been occupying it since.
[19:42] Aoyuu
    And...
[19:44] Aoyuu
    There they are.
[19:46] Aoyuu
    Orcs.
[19:48] Aoyuu
    The one at the front is the Orc Queen.
[19:52] Aoyuu
    The orcs showed up five years ago,
    and war broke out straight away.
[19:57] Yaana
    But we got our butts kicked.
[19:59] Aoyuu
    We island folk surrendered to the
    orcs before they could wipe us out,
[20:04] Aoyuu
    but we had 'em figured wrong.
[20:06] Hako
    How so?
[20:08] Yaana
    The orcs weren't fightin' our people.
[20:11] Yanna
    They were only eatin' us.
[20:15] Toki
    Orcs... eat people?
[20:18] Shindou
    So surrendering wouldn't...
[20:20] Yaana
    We offered Jiffon Buffo to the
    orcs as an alternate food source.
[20:24] Aoyuu
    We became their slaves, breedin' Buffo
    so we wouldn't get eaten ourselves.
[20:29] Yotsuya
    In other words, all the
    Buffo belong to the orcs,
[20:33] Yotsuya
    so you can't use them for the
    humans' harvest festival.
[20:36] Aoyuu
    There are more and more orcs every year.
[20:38] Aoyuu
    If they multiply any more,
    there won't be enough Buffo.
[20:41] Torii
    And then they'll start eating people again.
[20:43] Yotsuya
    So the reason you were
    seeking mercenaries was...
[20:46] Aoyuu
    To kill them before they kill us.
[20:49] Aoyuu
    At this year's Väikdamania, in eleven days.
[20:53] Yanna
    We want y'all to kill the orcs,
    starting with the Orc Queen
[20:56] Yanna
    when she comes to get the Buffo.
[21:01] Torii
    So we just need to beat them?
[21:04] Torii
    That's simple!
[21:06] Toki
    He's taking it lightly.
[21:07] Yotsuya
    But we don't have nearly
    the strength they do.
[21:10] Yotsuya
    To make up for that...
[21:11] Hako
    So what exactly do Väikedaam ritual dancers do?
[21:15] Yaana
    We do ceremonial dances
    when the crops are planted
[21:18] Yaana
    and perform rituals when they're harvested.
[21:21] Yotsuya
    Wait, is there anyone else
    who performs these rituals?
[21:24] Both
    Nope.
[21:26] Yotsuya
    So the safety of the Väikedaam
    is an added condition?
[21:29] Yotsuya
    There's a lot we need to do.
[21:35] Queen
    They're gathering mercenaries?
[21:37] Villager A
    Yes.
[21:41] Queen
    Thank you for reporting this to me.
SIGN    I Know, Let's Go to Jiffon.
[23:24] GM
    Next week on Million Lives...
SIGN    Hakozaki Kusue's Idol Debut!?
SIGN    Yotsuya Yuusuke's New Job Is City Council Member!?
SIGN    The Majiha Purple Murder Case
SIGN    Preview
[23:26] GM
    "Hakozaki Kusue's Idol Debut!?"
[23:28] GM
    "Yotsuya Yuusuke's New Job
    Is City Council Member!?"
[23:31] GM
    and "The Majiha Purple
    Murder Case," three altogeth.
[23:33] GM
    Don't miss next week's episo.
[23:35] GM
    Rock, paper, scissors!
SIGN    Rock, Paper, Scissors!