E13 - I Know, Let's Go to Jiffon Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Torii [00:19] (Flashback) Keita's Mom     Wa... [00:20] (Flashback) Keita's Mom     ter... [00:24] (Flashback) Torii     Act your age, would you? [00:25] (Flashback) Shuuji     You'll make yourself sick. [00:30] (Flashback) Keita's Mom     I do it all for my dear, sweet sons! [00:33] (Flashback) Keita's Mom     Your mom's gotta work! SIGN    Don't eat these     until they grow!     Mom [00:40] (Flashback) Torii     You really gotta stop     doing this to yourself. [01:04] (Flashback) Yakuza     Yo, old hag. You know this ain't     even enough to cover your interest. [01:11] (Flashback) Torii     You piece of— [01:19] (Flashback) Torii     Shuuji... [01:21] (Flashback) Yakuza     Hey, you brats. [01:26] (Flashback) Yakuza     Got a big job for ya. [01:28] (Flashback) Yakuza     Do a good job, and you can pay     off your debt in a month. [01:32] (Flashback) Yakuza     You wanna make things easier     for your mom, don't ya? [01:38] (Flashback) Yakuza     It's nothin' too hard. [01:41] (Flashback) Yakuza     You're just gonna get rid     of a traitor for me. [01:52] Torii     Who is he? [01:54] (Flashback) Yakuza     Hey, punk! [01:55] (Flashback) Yotsuya     Stop! [02:06] (Flashback) Torii     Wh-What the hell... [02:11] Torii     Just who was that guy? [03:52] Male Student A     Yo, I was thinkin' about summer break. [03:55] Male Student A     We should go camping. [03:57] Male Student B     Camping? Sounds boring. [03:59] Male Student A     No, apparently, going camping     with nothing is a thing now. [04:01] Hosshi     Iu! You look awesome again in this one! [04:04] Shindou     Thanks. [04:05] Higuchi     Oh, let me see! [04:06] Shizuka     I wanna see, too. SIGN    Enjoying my youth in the tennis club! SIGN    I wanna be     a girl like Iu! SIGN    All About     the Puchi Model Life SIGN    Shindou     Iu [04:08] Higuchi     Damn, you look seriously cute! [04:10] Higuchi     Your cuteness is just devilish, Iu! [04:13] Hosshi     Your legs are so long. [04:15] Shindou     Kusue! [04:15] Shizuka     Hey, did you see that girl the other day? [04:17] Higuchi     I did. She was totally copying Iu. [04:18] Iu     See you later. [04:20] Hosshi     I can't blame her, though.     Iu's just so damn popular. [04:20] Hako     Yeah. See you. [04:25] Male Student A     Shindou and... Hakozaki? [04:27] Male Student A     Were they friends before? [04:29] Male Student B     They don't seem to have much in common. [04:32] Male Student A     I mean, it's the girl at     the top of the class... [04:35] Male Student B     and the one in the shadows. [04:37] Male Student A     They're way too different. [04:50] Yotsuya     They may be different, [04:52] Yotsuya     but they both have a deep-rooted strength. SIGN    Who will you use Healing Dust on? SIGN    Warrior SIGN    Wizard SIGN    Hunter [04:55] Yotsuya     Is that why they were chosen? [05:00] Yotsuya     Maybe not. [05:02] Yotsuya     I mean, Tokitate-san was chosen, too. SIGN    HS Girl Yukarion's SIGN    Experience with Another World [05:04] Toki     Every time we complete a quest,     we gain one party member. SIGN    m 0 0 l 50 0 l 50 100 l 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 30 0 l 30 80 l 0 80 SIGN    A     task     we     have     to     carry     out! SIGN    Q     u     e     s     t [05:07] Toki     This'll create a buzz for sure! [05:07] Toki     In the end, there'll be ten members... [05:10] Toki     Only four people in the world have     experienced this, after all! [05:13] Toki     Oh, but... [05:15] Toki     There'll be one more soon, right? SIGN    Can't wait♥ SIGN    Read SIGN    Today SIGN    Yuusuke SIGN    I met the fifth SIGN    Kusue SIGN    What were they like? SIGN    Iu SIGN    What's their name? SIGN    Boy or girl? SIGN    Read SIGN    Iu SIGN    What's their name? SIGN    Boy or girl? SIGN    Read SIGN    Yuusuke SIGN    Scum [05:31] Yotsuya     They're kinda bombing my phone now... SIGN    Yukarion SIGN    What kind of scum? SIGN    Iu SIGN    It's been a week since the mission,     hasn't it? [05:34] Yotsuya     No... [05:36] Yotsuya     I guess they can all feel it, too. [05:38] Yotsuya     They know we're about to be     sent to the other world again. [05:51] Shindou     It's starting? [05:53] Torii     What the hell?! [05:59] Torii     What's happening?! [06:05] Torii     Damn it, what's going on?! [06:13] Torii     What the hell is this place? [06:19] Hako     He's definitely dangerous. [06:19] Shindou     What is he wearing? [06:21] Torii     Wait, what did I do?! [06:26] GM     Pleased to meet. [06:30] GM     Game Master at your serv. [06:32] Torii     Your face! Your face! [06:36] GM     Your new quest is... [06:38] GM     Ta-da! Right he. SIGN    Offer the Jiffon Buffo at Väikdamania.     (Time limit: 20 days) SIGN    Quest Time! [06:40] Yotsuya     "Offer the Jiffon Buffo at Väikdamania"? [06:44] Yotsuya     More words I don't know... [06:47] Shindou     Ugh, my revival time is 50 seconds now. [06:50] Hako     A new system's been implemented. SIGN    m 0 0 l 370 0 l 370 248 l 0 248 SIGN    m 0 0 l 370 0 l 370 248 l 0 248 SIGN              The ability to warp to any location you have visited at least once before.                    1. All players must be alive and together in the same place.      (Will not work if any player is dead or too far away.)          2. Will only warp the entire party at once.          3. People, creatures, and plants of this world cannot warp.          4. Cannot be used again for 24 hours after being used once SIGN    m 0 0 l 370 0 l 370 248 l 0 248 SIGN    m 0 0 l 370 0 l 370 248 l 0 248 SIGN    m 0 0 l 370 0 l 370 248 l 0 248 SIGN    m 0 0 l 370 0 l 370 248 l 0 248 [06:53] Hako     Fast Travel? [06:55] Hako     "Warp to any location you have     visited at least once before." [06:58] Yotsuya     That's standard. Lot of conditions, though. [07:01] Toki     You guys are too accustomed to this... [07:05] GM     The job of the fifth player,     Torii Keita, will be... [07:10] Torii     Huh?! Job? [07:13] Torii     What the hell?! What do you mean by "job"?! [07:13] Yotsuya     I hope he gets something lame. [07:15] GM     Bam! [07:17] GM     Warrior (Spear). [07:20] Torii     Wh-What's going on? [07:23] Yotsuya     Damn it! [07:24] GM     Well, see you aga. [07:28] Yotsuya     Why don't we head to Cortonel first     to find out what the quest is about? [07:33] Shindou     Shouldn't we explain things     to Torii-san first? [07:36] Yotsuya     Once we use Fast Travel, we have to wait     24 hours before we can use it again. [07:42] Yotsuya     Warping first will save us more     time than dawdling around here. [07:46] Torii     Huh? I don't think I like     the way you said that. [07:49] Yotsuya     Our time is more important     than one person's stress. [07:53] Torii     What?! [07:53] Shindou     Stop! [07:55] Shindou     Torii-san, I'll only say     this once, so listen up. [07:58] Torii     F-Fine. [08:00] Shindou     This is a parallel world, we're heroes, [08:02] Shindou     and if we don't complete the quest, we die! [08:04] Shindou     That's it! [08:05] Hako     Iu-chan, that was a pretty     rough explanation... [08:12] Torii     All right! I don't get it, but I got it! [08:14] Three     Huh?! [08:15] Torii     Look, I'm a middle school dropout. [08:18] Torii     I don't understand any hard stuff! [08:22] Yotsuya     A middle school dropout? For real? [08:24] Torii     I don't get any of this,     so I'll just tag along with you. [08:27] Torii     And as for you! [08:35] Torii     Let's do this! [08:37] Yotsuya     This is a pain in the ass... [08:39] Shindou     Sorry, Yotsuya-kun. [08:40] Shindou     He says he won't Fast Travel     until you do this. [08:44] Torii     Use that thing! You know,     the thing that stops movement! [08:52] Shindou     Are you both ready? [08:54] Shindou     Begin! [08:56] Yotsuya     On your knees! [09:15] Yotsuya     Too easy! [09:26] Yotsuya     Ow... [09:28] Torii     Looks like I won! [09:31] Yotsuya     C'mon, the second one wasn't necessary! [09:37] Shindou     Wow, we really did make it to Cortonel. [09:39] Toki     Fast Travel's actually pretty handy. [09:43] Yotsuya     Kahvel-san should be here. [09:45] Yotsuya     Let's go see her. [09:50] Torii     Who's Kahvel? [09:51] Shindou     Someone who helped us on our last quest. [09:54] Torii     Ah. [10:01] Shindou     We'd been caught by a bunch of bandits. [10:04] Torii     For real? [10:05] (Flashback) Thecus     My name's Thecus! [10:10] Hako     How much time has passed since     the last time we were here? [10:15] Kahvel     Great Hero! [10:20] All     Kahvel-san! [10:26] Kahvel     It's been a long time, Great Hero. [10:28] Kahvel     About fifteen years. [10:30] Yotsuya     Fifteen?! [10:39] Kahvel     These are my kids. [10:42] Kahvel     Aren't they cute? [10:44] All     Sh-She mellowed out! [10:54] (Flashback) Kahvel     There's nothing I love more than     cleaving the flesh of living things! [10:58] Yotsuya     Fifteen years did a number on her... [11:01] Kahvel     As for the Jiffon Buffo... [11:03] Yotsuya     Yes? Do you know what it is? [11:06] Kahvel     I don't know about the "Buffo,"     but there's an island called Jiffon. [11:10] Kahvel     It's famous for its export     of artisan weapons. [11:13] Yotsuya     Jiffon is an island? [11:15] Shindou     Are you still a knight, Kahvel-san? [11:18] Kahvel     I've retired as a knight. [11:20] Yotsuya     Huh? [11:27] Kahvel     I lost my right hand in battle. [11:30] Kahvel     Fifteen years ago, the Kingdom of Deokk [11:32] Kahvel     finally took action to unify the continent. [11:37] Kahvel     Cortonel formed an allied army with     other nations to oppose them. [11:42] Kahvel     A major war ensued. [11:45] Kahvel     That battlefield... was hell. [11:50] Kahvel     I took part in four campaigns, [11:52] Kahvel     but once I had children and learned the     joy and difficulty of raising them, [11:57] Kahvel     I couldn't do it anymore. [12:02] Kahvel     I've grown weak. [12:07] Yotsuya     Kahvel-san and I were a lot alike. [12:10] Yotsuya     We both craved strength. [12:12] Yotsuya     D-Destroying something... is a hundred     times easier than creating it, I think. [12:20] Shindou     He's right. [12:21] Shindou     I think having kids and raising them is     thousands of times harder than killing! [12:27] Hako     It's true. So you haven't grown weak at all. [12:31] Yotsuya     She's changed... [12:35] Yotsuya     after experiencing war [12:37] Yotsuya     and having children. [12:43] Yotsuya     I'll never be able to reach her level. [12:46] Torii     I took in a kid once, too. [12:50] Torii     I think I was about five. [12:52] Torii     My mom suddenly went into labor, [12:54] Torii     and I raised my little brother     on my own! Awesome, huh? [12:58] Shindou     What? That's amazing! [12:59] Torii     Right? [13:00] Hako     Do you have a dad? [13:01] Torii     Nope. Just my mom. [13:04] Torii     Then a debt collector     hired me to kill someone. [13:08] Shindou     What? Like, to murder someone? [13:10] Torii     Then this guy showed up and helped me escape. [13:13] Torii     And the debt collector got caught,     and our whole debt was called off. [13:17] All     O-Oh... [13:20] Torii     Yotsuya. [13:23] Torii     I paid you back this afternoon     for hitting my brother, [13:26] Torii     but I'm really grateful for     what you did last week. [13:29] Torii     Thanks. [13:41] Yotsuya     I don't have the kind of words     or strength those people have. [13:46] Yotsuya     The truth is, I want to get     stronger more than any of them. [14:01] Kahvel     I love the view of the sunrise from here. [14:04] Kahvel     I wanted to see it with you at the end. [14:12] Kahvel     I... [14:16] Kahvel     thought I'd never see you again. [14:24] (Flashback) Yotsuya     Good work. Thanks for everything. [14:27] Yotsuya     It was a pretty crude goodbye. [14:29] Yotsuya     I thought we'd see each     other again soon enough. [14:36] Yotsuya     I'm sorry I got you involved in that. [14:38] Yotsuya     Bihmsberg wouldn't have died if     it hadn't been for me, either. [14:48] Kahvel     We were so young. [14:52] Kahvel     In all my life, [14:52] Kahvel     I still haven't gone on a     journey as long as that one. [15:00] Kahvel     I think it's because I had my memories     from it that I survived Hell. [15:07] Kahvel     Thank you for involving me. [15:11] Yotsuya     Is that really true? [15:14] Yotsuya     Was I of any benefit to her? [15:21] Kahvel     We were quite a good match, weren't we? [15:24] Yotsuya     We were pretty similar back then. [15:30] Kahvel     Did they tell you what happened while you     were unconscious from using too much magic? [15:35] Yotsuya     No... [15:37] Kahvel     I see... That's a little... [15:42] Kahvel     upsetting. [15:51] Kahvel     I... loved you, Yuusuke. [16:01] Kahvel     Sorry I went ahead and got old before you. [16:06] Yotsuya     It's okay... [16:09] Yotsuya     Hey, Game Master... [16:14] Shindou     Ready to head back? [16:16] Both     Yeah. [16:17] Yotsuya     What are these quests? [16:19] Yotsuya     What is it you're making us do? [16:22] Shindou     I came to watch because I     thought it'd be entertaining... [16:26] Hako     What a way to have your heart broken. [16:33] Thecus     Heroes! [16:45] Thecus     It's been a long time. [16:46] Thecus     I'm Thecus. [16:50] (Flashback) Thecus     My name's Thecus! [16:53] (Flashback) Hako     Everybody, run! I'll buy you some time! [16:59] Thecus     Thank you for saving our     village from that troll. [17:05] Hako     I-It's so good to see you again. [17:09] Hako     How have you been? [17:12] Yotsuya     Are all the new encounters     we have in this world... [17:19] Yotsuya     once-in-a-lifetime? SIGN    m 0 0 l 260 0 l 260 210 l 0 210 SIGN     SIGN    • The player's objective is to complete quests      assigned by the Game Master.     • Upon completion, the player's reward is the      right to ask the Game Master one question.     • The party gains a new member with each      quest. When 10 quests are completed,      the game is considered conquered.           — 6 more rounds until the game is conquered. [17:33] Raji     What an honor. [17:35] Raji     It's not often we have heroes visit Jiffon. [17:38] Raji     Are you responding to the     request for mercenaries? [17:41] Yotsuya     Mercenaries? [17:44] Raji     That's not why you're here? [17:46] Raji     Ah, there it is. [17:49] Raji     That's Jiffon Island. [18:07] Yaana     Welcome! [18:09] Yaana     We, the ritual dancers     known as Väikedaam, Yana... [18:12] Aoyuu     ...and Aoiu... [18:15] Both     ...welcome y'all mercenaries to our island! SIGN    ♥ Dear Mercenaries ♥ SIGN    Welcome to Jiffon Island! [18:19] Yotsuya     Uh, er... um... [18:26] Shindou     All we did was tell them     we're not mercenaries... [18:28] Toki     And the mood instantly tanked. [18:31] Yotsuya     Anyway, we need to figure out what     these weird words in the quest mean. [18:35] Yotsuya     Excuse me... What is "Väikdamania"? [18:39] Aoyuu     A harvest festival. [18:41] Shindou     And do you know what a "Jiffon Buffo" is? [18:44] Yaana     Wait, why do we gotta tell     y'all stuff for free, anyway?! [18:47] Aoyuu     Yeah, yeah! [18:48] Torii     You two are super cute!     Wanna go on a date? [18:51] Yotsuya     Keep quiet. You're gonna complicate things. [18:54] Torii     What? You mad? Why? [18:56] Yotsuya     Because we're not mercenaries! [19:01] Torii     Okay, I'll be one of those, then. [19:07] Aoyuu     This here... [19:08] Yaana     ...is a Jiffon Buffo! [19:10] All     That turned them around! [19:12] Shindou     Anyway, to finish this quest... [19:14] Yotsuya     I guess we need to offer one of these cow     things at the harvest festival, Väikdamania. [19:20] Aoyuu     We can't have Väikdamania this year. [19:23] All     Huh? [19:28] Aoyuu     'Cause of that. [19:32] Aoyuu     Kumamo Castle. [19:33] Aoyuu     An impregnable castle built by     our ancestors 400 years ago. [19:38] Aoyuu     Five years ago, some scary guys     were shipwrecked here [19:40] Aoyuu     and have been occupying it since. [19:42] Aoyuu     And... [19:44] Aoyuu     There they are. [19:46] Aoyuu     Orcs. [19:48] Aoyuu     The one at the front is the Orc Queen. [19:52] Aoyuu     The orcs showed up five years ago,     and war broke out straight away. [19:57] Yaana     But we got our butts kicked. [19:59] Aoyuu     We island folk surrendered to the     orcs before they could wipe us out, [20:04] Aoyuu     but we had 'em figured wrong. [20:06] Hako     How so? [20:08] Yaana     The orcs weren't fightin' our people. [20:11] Yanna     They were only eatin' us. [20:15] Toki     Orcs... eat people? [20:18] Shindou     So surrendering wouldn't... [20:20] Yaana     We offered Jiffon Buffo to the     orcs as an alternate food source. [20:24] Aoyuu     We became their slaves, breedin' Buffo     so we wouldn't get eaten ourselves. [20:29] Yotsuya     In other words, all the     Buffo belong to the orcs, [20:33] Yotsuya     so you can't use them for the     humans' harvest festival. [20:36] Aoyuu     There are more and more orcs every year. [20:38] Aoyuu     If they multiply any more,     there won't be enough Buffo. [20:41] Torii     And then they'll start eating people again. [20:43] Yotsuya     So the reason you were     seeking mercenaries was... [20:46] Aoyuu     To kill them before they kill us. [20:49] Aoyuu     At this year's Väikdamania, in eleven days. [20:53] Yanna     We want y'all to kill the orcs,     starting with the Orc Queen [20:56] Yanna     when she comes to get the Buffo. [21:01] Torii     So we just need to beat them? [21:04] Torii     That's simple! [21:06] Toki     He's taking it lightly. [21:07] Yotsuya     But we don't have nearly     the strength they do. [21:10] Yotsuya     To make up for that... [21:11] Hako     So what exactly do Väikedaam ritual dancers do? [21:15] Yaana     We do ceremonial dances     when the crops are planted [21:18] Yaana     and perform rituals when they're harvested. [21:21] Yotsuya     Wait, is there anyone else     who performs these rituals? [21:24] Both     Nope. [21:26] Yotsuya     So the safety of the Väikedaam     is an added condition? [21:29] Yotsuya     There's a lot we need to do. [21:35] Queen     They're gathering mercenaries? [21:37] Villager A     Yes. [21:41] Queen     Thank you for reporting this to me. SIGN    I Know, Let's Go to Jiffon. [23:24] GM     Next week on Million Lives... SIGN    Hakozaki Kusue's Idol Debut!? SIGN    Yotsuya Yuusuke's New Job Is City Council Member!? SIGN    The Majiha Purple Murder Case SIGN    Preview [23:26] GM     "Hakozaki Kusue's Idol Debut!?" [23:28] GM     "Yotsuya Yuusuke's New Job     Is City Council Member!?" [23:31] GM     and "The Majiha Purple     Murder Case," three altogeth. [23:33] GM     Don't miss next week's episo. [23:35] GM     Rock, paper, scissors! SIGN    Rock, Paper, Scissors!