# E17 - Dik Throbb
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**[00:04] Queen**
*Was it the past, or was it a dream?*
**[00:07] Queen**
*I don't even know anymore.*
**[00:27] Queen**
*But...*
**[00:48] Queen**
*But I will never again...*
**[01:02] Queen**
*allow my family...*
**[01:06] Queen**
*to be taken away.*
**[02:51] Yotsuya**
*A dragon?*
**[02:53] Yotsuya**
*What's going on?*
**[02:55] Yotsuya**
*No, focus on the orcs.*
**[03:01] Torii**
You're late.
**[03:03] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[03:05] Yotsuya**
Who are these people?
**[03:06] Aoiu**
They were suddenly too exhausted to go on.
**[03:09] Torii**
Yeah, you can't blame them.
**[03:11] Torii**
So what was it like inside?
**[03:13] Yotsuya**
Well, first...
***SIGN*** West
***SIGN*** East
***SIGN*** Left Corridor
***SIGN*** Right Corridor
***SIGN*** Reception Hall
***SIGN*** North
***SIGN*** Front
Corridor
**[03:15] Yotsuya**
The big reception hall on the
second floor, where the orcs are,
**[03:18] Yotsuya**
has a high ceiling,
which gives them an advantage.
**[03:22] Yotsuya**
So if we're going to fight them,
**[03:23] Yotsuya**
we'll need to lure them into the
corridor, which has a lower ceiling.
**[03:27] Yotsuya**
But that has its pros and cons, too.
**[03:30] Yotsuya**
On the plus side, in a narrow corridor,
**[03:33] Yotsuya**
we can limit the orcs'
movements to some extent.
**[03:36] Yotsuya**
On the minus side, if they sandwich us,
**[03:39] Yotsuya**
we'll have no way out.
**[03:43] Torii**
So... what are we gonna do?
**[03:45] Yotsuya**
Well, I came up with
several possible options.
**[03:49] Torii**
All right! Then let's just
do it and see what happens!
**[03:55] Yotsuya**
Plan one is to push them off the veranda.
**[04:03] Torii**
Damn! It would've worked if
the ceiling wasn't there!
**[04:06] Yotsuya**
I told you it was low.
**[04:09] Torii**
Here it comes!
**[04:12] Torii**
Come on! Over here!
**[04:15] Torii**
Yes!
**[04:23] Torii**
Uh, hey...
**[04:27] Torii**
It's... not coming.
**[04:30] Yotsuya**
Damn. Are they being cautious
because of the volcanic bombs?
**[04:37] Yotsuya**
Plan two. Let's go.
**[04:40] Islander 1**
Hey! Over here!
**[04:42] Islander 4**
Over here!
**[04:43] Islander 4**
Bring it on!
**[04:45] Islander 1**
We'll take ya!
**[04:47] Islander 4**
C'mon! Whatsa matter?!
**[04:53] Islander 1**
We gotta run!
**[04:54] Islander 4**
No way! We're doin' our job!
**[04:57] Yotsuya**
*Five,*
**[04:58] Yotsuya**
*four,*
**[04:59] Yotsuya**
*three,*
**[05:00] Yotsuya**
*two,*
**[05:01] Yotsuya**
*one!*
**[05:10] Yotsuya**
Yes! I did some dama—
**[05:14] Torii**
I'm behind ya!
**[05:23] Yotsuya**
*Plan two didn't work, either...*
**[05:27] Yotsuya**
*Wait, seriously?!*
**[05:31] Yotsuya**
*If it eats any vital organs, he won't revive!*
**[05:42] Yotsuya**
*A child?*
**[05:43] Yotsuya**
*The orc's?*
**[05:45] Yotsuya**
*It has hair.*
**[05:47] Yotsuya**
* Is that who the orcs in the*
* castle are protecting?*
**[05:51] Aoiu**
An orc child?
**[05:53] Yotsuya**
Yeah, but it was a little different.
**[05:56] Yotsuya**
It had hair on its head.
**[05:59] Aoiu**
That's... the next queen!
**[06:01] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[06:02] Aoiu**
Most orcs are male, other than the queen,
**[06:05] Aoiu**
and the males don't have hair on their heads.
**[06:08] Aoiu**
But the queen is different.
**[06:11] Aoiu**
A queen can give birth to about a
hundred babies in her lifetime.
**[06:15] Aoiu**
About five of those are female,
**[06:17] Aoiu**
and if each of those females
births another hundred...
**[06:24] Torii**
Damn, they'll multiply like crazy.
**[06:27] Yotsuya**
You really know a lot about orcs.
**[06:30] Aoiu**
I wanted to know as much as I could,
**[06:32] Aoiu**
so I read a book we imported
called *All About Orcs*.
**[06:37] (Flashback) Aoiu**
L-Leg...
**[06:40] Yotsuya**
What else did the book say?
**[06:43] Aoiu**
Um... It said the orcs have
their own language...
**[06:47] Yotsuya**
What kind of language?
**[06:48] Aoiu**
Huh?!
**[06:49] Aoiu**
Uh... I only really remember one phrase...
**[06:53] Yotsuya**
Say that phrase to the orcs.
**[06:56] Aoiu**
What?!
**[06:57] Aoiu**
I-I can't!
**[06:59] Aoiu**
I mean... I mean...
***SIGN*** D i k T h r o b b
**[07:15] Queen**
You can just stay hidden inside.
**[07:18] Queen**
I'll use you as food on my voyage.
**[07:28] Queen**
It looks like this island is about to sink.
**[07:32] Queen**
Which is why...
**[07:34] Queen**
I must go and collect my family.
**[07:50] Queen**
How did you...
**[07:57] Queen**
What do you want?
**[07:58] Queen**
Say something!
**[08:02] Queen**
*That huge blade will be a problem.*
**[08:05] Queen**
* But if I can get him to swing*
* and miss with it once...*
**[08:09] Queen**
*I can beat him.*
**[08:15] Yotsuya**
Whatever you do, don't flip
over backwards or you're dead.
**[08:19] Torii**
I know, I know.
**[08:20] Aoiu**
Are y'all really gonna do this?
**[08:23] Yotsuya**
I want to distract the
orcs as much as possible.
**[08:26] Yotsuya**
Please help me.
**[08:27] Aoiu**
G-Got it!
**[08:30] Torii**
I can't believe you even thought
to use something like this.
**[08:35] Torii**
You really are amazing.
**[08:39] Yotsuya**
*I never compliment other people, do I?*
**[08:42] Yotsuya**
* I think Torii's amazing for*
* being able to do it so easily.*
**[08:46] Yotsuya**
*What makes us different?*
**[08:48] Yotsuya**
* Communication skills?*
* Interest in others? Pride?*
**[08:52] Yotsuya**
*No, it's all of that.*
**[08:55] Yotsuya**
*No matter who I'm with, I'm always alone.*
**[08:58] Yotsuya**
* I hate everyone,*
* whether they hate me or not.*
**[09:02] Yotsuya**
* My hatred for humanity started*
* with a hatred for people like me.*
**[09:06] Yotsuya**
* But since he's nothing like me,*
* he doesn't fit in that category.*
**[09:11] Yotsuya**
*So even if I approved of him...*
**[09:19] Torii**
Looks like everything's ready.
**[09:22] Torii**
Let's kill 'em good and dead!
**[09:25] Yotsuya**
*Well, whatever. That can wait.*
**[09:32] Aoiu**
D*k throbb!
***SIGN*** "No, I am leg hair"
**[09:36] Voice**
*No, I am leg hair.*
**[09:40] Aoiu**
D*k throbb!
***SIGN*** "No, I am leg hair"
**[09:42] Voice**
*No, I am leg hair.*
**[09:46] Aoiu**
D*k throbb! D*k throbb!
**[09:50] Torii**
She's 25 years old, and she's
screaming that! What a riot!
**[09:54] Yotsuya**
*Focus, damn it!*
**[09:59] Aoiu**
D*k throbb! D*k throbb!
**[10:13] Yotsuya**
Go!
**[10:15] Torii**
My d*k...
**[10:17] Torii**
is definitely throbbin'!
**[10:35] Torii**
Yes! Our lava attack worked!
**[10:49] Toki**
Looks like it's going to be a bit
longer before the bullets are done...
**[10:55] Toki**
Hey!
**[10:58] Toki**
I just thought of something!
**[11:00] Toki**
Wait here!
**[11:02] Hako**
Okay.
**[11:10] Hako**
Are you all right?
**[11:12] Gramps**
I-I'm fine. Sorry. Guess it's my age...
**[11:23] Yana**
*What is this suffocating feeling?*
**[11:27] Yana**
*Everyone just suddenly...*
**[11:29] Yana**
*Wait, is this...*
**[11:39] Yana**
Our life force...
**[11:41] Yana**
Our life force, and the life
force of everyone who died today
**[11:45] Yana**
is being drained?
**[11:48] Katz**
You can see the flow of life force?
**[11:51] Yana**
Väikedaam can use magic, just a little bit.
**[11:56] Yana**
But who is...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 260 0 l 260 200 l 0 200
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** Sports very long arms, as
the name suggests. It stands
about three meters tall with
arms reaching about two
meters, and it can live about
40 years. Most have a threat
level of D, but the queen's
threat level is C due to her
larger body and higher
intelligence. They primarily
speak in Orcish, their own
unique language, but some
queens can speak the
human language, as well.
**[12:16] Queen**
*This pressure...*
**[12:19] Queen**
* As long as he has that huge sword,*
* I can't attack carelessly.*
**[12:29] Queen**
*Three...*
**[12:31] Queen**
*Two...*
**[12:32] Queen**
*One.*
**[12:40] Queen**
*He's mine!*
**[12:52] Queen**
I've won.
**[13:06] Queen**
How did you...
**[13:10] Shindou**
You didn't know?
**[13:11] Shindou**
Heroes don't die.
**[13:31] Shindou**
*I don't need armor.*
**[13:32] Shindou**
*I can't stop an attack from an orc, anyway.*
**[13:37] Shindou**
*So I'll keep it light!*
**[13:44] Shindou**
*I dodged her!*
**[13:46] Shindou**
*My heart's pounding!*
**[13:49] Shindou**
* It's no use trying to cut*
* through her in one swing.*
**[13:51] Shindou**
* All I can do is keep cutting through*
* one layer of flesh at a time.*
**[14:03] Hako**
Are you all right?
**[14:05] Islander 2**
Yeah...
**[14:08] Hako**
Gramps!
**[14:12] Hako**
Gramps!
**[14:18] Hako**
*He's burning up...*
**[14:19] Hako**
* His breathing is heavy,*
* and he's unconscious.*
**[14:28] Hako**
* I have to at least get him to*
* where there's some wind...*
**[14:35] Toki**
Hot, hot, hot!
**[14:37] Hako**
Yuka-chan?!
**[14:39] Toki**
Look!
**[14:40] Toki**
I was able to get just one
back from an orc's body!
**[14:44] Toki**
Catch!
**[14:46] Hako**
Huh?!
**[14:47] Hako**
H-Hang on! I'm not very good at...
**[15:08] Hako**
Yuka-chan!
**[15:09] Toki**
I'll be back.
**[15:15] Gramps**
The Orc Eater...
**[15:17] Toki**
You're awake?
**[15:19] Gramps**
Let's draw the bow... together.
**[15:23] Gramps**
You got a bullet back, right?
**[15:25] Hako**
Thank you...
**[15:28] Hako**
But please don't push yourself too hard.
**[15:32] Gramps**
You are a kind girl.
**[15:51] Queen**
That stings...
**[15:53] Queen**
Before the hero comes back to life...
**[15:57] Queen**
I'll finish killing that one!
**[16:01] Queen**
You were strong.
**[16:04] Queen**
But...
**[16:06] Shindou**
Thanzamer-san!
**[16:07] Queen**
Farewell!
**[16:26] Shindou**
I get it.
**[16:28] Shindou**
The waves tossed the boat onto the
island before we even realized it.
**[16:36] Queen**
*I have to go...*
**[16:42] Queen**
*and collect them...*
**[16:45] Queen**
*Mama is coming...*
**[16:56] Queen**
*I will protect you...*
**[17:03] Queen**
*My family...*
**[17:14] Shindou**
We won!
**[17:19] Hako**
It's heading right for the lava!
**[17:25] Shindou**
What can I...
**[17:28] Shindou**
Thanzamer-san?!
**[17:30] Thanzammer**
Stop!
**[17:46] Yotsuya**
*I hate humans.*
**[17:58] Yotsuya**
* I hate them because they're*
* the only species on Earth*
**[18:01] Yotsuya**
* that kills other living*
* things out of malice.*
**[18:07] Yotsuya**
*I hate them because they kill things*
**[18:09] Yotsuya**
*that are inconvenient to them if left alive.*
**[18:22] Yotsuya**
*But...*
**[18:24] Yotsuya**
*I have to kill you guys*
**[18:27] Yotsuya**
*for my own convenience.*
**[18:34] Yotsuya**
*So...*
**[18:39] Yotsuya**
*feel free to hate me.*
**[18:49] Yotsuya**
So long.
**[19:16] Yotsuya**
*I'm so weak.*
**[19:20] Yotsuya**
*Weaker than anyone.*
**[20:55] Torii**
What's this? Why do you look so glum?
**[20:58] Yotsuya**
No reason.
**[21:01] Aoiu**
The wave's receded.
**[21:04] Aoiu**
Actually, there's somethin'
that's been botherin' me.
**[21:07] Torii**
What is it?
**[21:09] Aoiu**
Five years ago, there was a shipwreck there.
**[21:13] Torii**
Shit got wrecked?
**[21:15] Torii**
Oh, a shipwreck...
**[21:18] Aoiu**
The one the Orc Queen was riding...
**[21:21] Aoiu**
No, the one she was bein' held on.
**[21:23] Yotsuya**
Huh? Being held?
**[21:26] Aoiu**
There was a big cage on the ship that they
thought the queen was imprisoned in.
**[21:32] Aoiu**
She'd been caught by someone
and put on that ship,
**[21:36] Aoiu**
and she broke out along the way.
**[21:40] Aoiu**
Then the ship, carryin' nobody but
the queen, reached the island.
**[21:45] Aoiu**
There was no sign of blood,
**[21:47] Aoiu**
so we think the crew escaped
before she could eat 'em.
**[21:53] Aoiu**
But there was nothin' on that
ship that showed whose it was.
**[21:58] Aoiu**
It couldn't have docked
at any port like that.
**[22:02] Torii**
What does that mean?
**[22:04] Yotsuya**
Most likely, they planned to either secretly
sell the orc as a weapon or rare beast
**[22:09] Yotsuya**
or send her to an enemy nation.
**[22:12] Torii**
Oh, so maybe she was sent to
this island to destroy it?
**[22:18] Aoiu**
Th-That... couldn't be...
**[22:22] Yotsuya**
We have no way to find out,
**[22:24] Yotsuya**
so we'll put that idea on hold for now.
**[22:27] Yotsuya**
Is there anything else
that seems odd to you?
**[22:30] Aoiu**
Actually, for some reason,
everyone's life force is bein' drained.
**[22:35] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[22:36] Aoiu**
We Väikedaam can see it 'cause
we can use magic a little.
**[22:40] Aoiu**
Everyone's life force is bein' sucked
away toward the mountaintop.
**[22:47] Yotsuya**
You're right!
**[22:50] Yotsuya**
But why the mountaintop?
**[22:53] Yotsuya**
The dragon!
**[22:55] Torii**
All right! You can count
on us to look into that.
**[23:25] GM**
Next week on *Million Lives*...
***SIGN*** Katz Is Cunningly Cute
***SIGN*** Thanzamer's First Errand
***SIGN*** Hakozaki Kusue Becomes a
Regular Contributor
***SIGN*** Preview
**[23:26] GM**
"Katz Is Cunningly Cute,"
**[23:28] GM**
"Thanzamer's First Errand,"
**[23:30] GM**
and "Hakozaki Kusue Becomes a
Regular Contributor," three altogeth.
**[23:34] GM**
Don't miss next week's episo!
**[23:35] GM**
Rock, paper, scissors!
***SIGN*** Rock, Paper, Scissors!
**[23:38] GM**
Bye!