# E8 - Non-Player Killer
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**[00:01] Yotsuya**
Okay. Let's split up.
**[00:05] Hako**
What do you mean by "split up"?
**[00:07] Yotsuya**
Uh, just that we should split into
two groups and travel separately.
**[00:13] Shindou**
Two groups?
**[00:15] Yotsuya**
One to follow the Deokk soldiers
and save those prisoners,
**[00:19] Yotsuya**
and one to look for different
cargo bound for Radodorbo.
**[00:23] Yotsuya**
Since we don't know exactly
what "the goods" entails,
**[00:27] Yotsuya**
we can't even be clear on the
requirements to complete the quest.
**[00:30] Hako**
That's true.
**[00:31] Hako**
If we have the wrong idea of what
it is, we'll all suffer for it.
**[00:35] Shindou**
I get that, but what teams
are we splitting into?
**[00:42] Yotsuya**
With our combat strength in mind,
**[00:43] Yotsuya**
I think Shindou-san and I
should be on separate teams.
**[00:46] Kahvel**
Obviously...
**[00:48] Kahvel**
I'll be pursuing the men from Deokk.
**[00:50] Kahvel**
I must avenge Bihmsberg.
**[00:54] Yotsuya**
That just leaves the question
of where the rest will go.
***SIGN*** Maramba Territory
***SIGN*** Checkpoint
***SIGN*** Radodorbo
**[02:30] Yotsuya**
We have about seven days and one hour left.
***SIGN*** Team A
***SIGN*** Horse x1
***SIGN*** Cart
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***SIGN*** Makuah
Private soldier of
Kahvel's family
***SIGN*** Hakozaki Kusue
Warrior (Sword) R7
***SIGN*** Shindou Iu
Warrior (Sword) R4
***SIGN*** Search for cargo bound for Radodorbo
***SIGN*** Team B
***SIGN*** Horse x2
***SIGN*** Wagon
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***SIGN*** Kahvel
***SIGN*** Tokitate Yuka
Wizard (Heat) R6
***SIGN*** Yotsuya Yuusuke
Wizard (Creature) R9
***SIGN*** Follow the Deokk soldiers
**[02:41] Shindou**
If we stay on the main road,
**[02:43] Shindou**
we should come across a
settlement eventually.
**[02:46] Hako**
And if we offer to escort any
deliveries from there to Radodorbo,
**[02:50] Hako**
we can achieve our goal.
**[02:51] Makuah**
Yeah, and to do that, we might
not even need a settlement.
**[02:55] Makuah**
We could run into a traveling
merchant headed for Radodorbo.
**[02:59] Shindou**
Oh, yeah, and escorting them
would have the same effect.
**[03:03] Shindou**
This might actually be easy.
**[03:05] Yotsuya**
Looks like Team A is making good progress.
**[03:10] Yotsuya**
So as Team B, we'll also follow the plan
**[03:13] Yotsuya**
to continue pursuing the route
Deokk's wagon is taking.
**[03:16] Toki**
*Why am I on this team?*
**[03:18] Toki**
*It's bound to be a lot more dangerous!*
**[03:21] Kahvel**
They don't know that we
made it out of the cave.
**[03:24] Kahvel**
Killing them in an ambush
might work well enough,
**[03:28] Kahvel**
but one thing concerns me.
**[03:31] Kahvel**
Before they locked us in that cave...
**[03:43] (Flashback) Kamilto**
We're counting on you.
**[03:57] Kahvel**
I suspect it was routine communication
with the kingdom...
**[04:01] Kahvel**
but it was likely a notice that they
were going to trap some enemy heroes
**[04:04] Kahvel**
and soldiers of Cortonel the next day.
**[04:08] Yotsuya**
There's a good chance you're right.
**[04:10] Kahvel**
And what if the kingdom's
soldiers went missing
**[04:14] Kahvel**
shortly after trapping Cortonel's soldiers?
**[04:18] Toki**
It might imply that we escaped their trap
**[04:21] Toki**
and ended up killing them?
**[04:24] Kahvel**
Right.
**[04:25] Kahvel**
No, they are a militant nation.
**[04:28] Kahvel**
Regardless of the truth,
**[04:30] Kahvel**
they might use it as an
excuse to declare war.
**[04:33] Kahvel**
We must avoid that.
**[04:36] Toki**
You mean war would break out?
**[04:38] Kahvel**
Speaking strictly in terms of numbers,
**[04:41] Kahvel**
the kingdom has ten times
the soldiers we do.
**[04:43] Kahvel**
We'd stand no chance...
**[04:44] Kahvel**
and I don't want to see my country
destroyed because of me.
**[04:49] Yotsuya**
So what we need to do first
**[04:52] Yotsuya**
is get them to write a letter
saying Cortonel isn't the enemy.
**[04:57] Toki**
Get *them* to write that?
**[05:00] Yotsuya**
We don't know his written language,
penmanship, or signature,
**[05:03] Yotsuya**
so we can't force them to write
it, or write it for them.
**[05:07] Yotsuya**
We need to convince them
that it's the truth
**[05:09] Yotsuya**
so that they'll report it to the kingdom.
**[05:12] Toki**
Uh, that sounds impossible.
**[05:14] Yotsuya**
*A letter might not have any effect.*
**[05:17] Yotsuya**
* The kingdom could just ignore the letter*
* and start a war with Cortonel.*
**[05:23] Yotsuya**
*But still,*
**[05:25] Yotsuya**
*I want them to know hell and despair...*
**[05:27] Yotsuya**
*humiliation and regret...*
**[05:30] Yotsuya**
* and I want them feeling*
* all that as they die.*
**[05:35] Yotsuya**
I have an idea.
**[05:40] Both**
*What an evil face!*
**[05:48] Yotsuya**
We finally caught up to them.
**[05:50] Toki**
Looks like the soldiers and the
convicts are all unharmed.
**[05:54] Kahvel**
When do we strike?
**[05:55] Yotsuya**
Not yet.
**[05:57] Yotsuya**
This is all flat land with no obstacles.
**[05:59] Yotsuya**
We'll follow them at a fixed distance
until everything is ready.
**[06:10] Yotsuya**
Go time will be tomorrow.
**[06:12] (Flashback) Toki**
Okay, got it.
**[06:14] (Flashback) Toki**
You know, I'm impressed you keep coming
up with these ruthless ideas.
**[06:18] (Flashback) Toki**
Maybe the plan wasn't to make
you a hero, but a demon king.
**[06:24] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Well, I was always good
at stuff like that...
**[06:27] Yotsuya**
Like the *Dark Surreal* series
and the *Fall Bad* series.
**[06:32] Toki**
Ah, console games, huh?
**[06:34] Yotsuya**
Thinking about how to kill enemies
is a pretty regular part of my day.
**[06:39] Toki**
I haven't played anything but social
network games for about a year now.
**[06:42] Tsubasa**
*Your smile is more beautiful than
any treasure in the world.*
**[06:43] Toki**
God, I wanna meet Tsubasa-kun right now!
**[06:45] Toki**
Tsubasa-kyun! Want!
**[06:49] Toki**
So this world...
**[06:52] Toki**
This world is virtual, right?
**[06:55] Yotsuya**
I'm not really sure.
**[06:58] Toki**
So let's say...
**[07:02] Toki**
I-If you... kissed a character
from this world...
**[07:07] Toki**
would it count as your first kiss?
**[07:10] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[07:12] Yotsuya**
Wait a minute... Don't tell me...
**[07:15] Yotsuya**
Did you?! Who was it? Makuah-san?
**[07:19] Toki**
Hell no! I wasn't talking about me!
**[07:23] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[07:25] Yotsuya**
Shindou-san, then?
**[07:27] Toki**
It was just hypothetical!
**[07:29] Toki**
It wasn't about anyone in particular!
**[07:31] Toki**
* I meant you! Also, you're just*
* naturally rude, aren't you?!*
**[07:35] Yotsuya**
Yeah, but isn't a first kiss
just an abstract concept?
**[07:39] Yotsuya**
So why not count it toward your
experience, virtual or not?
**[07:43] Yotsuya**
Especially in a world as
realistic as this one.
**[07:47] Yotsuya**
Anyway, I'm gonna swap out with Kahvel-san.
**[07:50] Toki**
*And what would it be if you were asleep?*
**[07:54] Toki**
* I guess it wouldn't count*
* toward your experience, then.*
**[07:57] Toki**
* I mean, I've seen a lot of*
* stories where the person*
**[07:59] Toki**
* was actually awake and just missed the*
* right timing to pretend to wake up...*
**[08:01] Yotsuya**
Kahvel-san, rise and shine.
**[08:03] Yotsuya**
It's your turn to take over the watch.
**[08:04] Toki**
*But based on that reaction,*
**[08:06] Toki**
*he was legit asleep.*
**[08:11] Kamilto**
It has been a difficult journey.
**[08:13] Kamilto**
All of our senior officers died in action,
**[08:15] Kamilto**
leaving me, a lower officer,
to lead the remainder of our march,
**[08:20] Kamilto**
in an unprecedented turn of events.
**[08:23] Kamilto**
However, our journey will
end in three days.
**[08:26] Kamilto**
By giving these heretics
practicing a foreign religion
**[08:28] Kamilto**
their execution in the international
port town of Radodorbo,
**[08:32] Kamilto**
we can eliminate them at the source
**[08:34] Kamilto**
and stop them from contaminating our
continent of Meri any further!
**[08:40] All**
Yeah!
**[08:41] Yotsuya**
So, hey...
**[08:45] Yotsuya**
Got a minute?
**[08:47] Kamilto**
What?!
**[08:48] Kamilto**
You made it out of that dungeon?!
**[08:51] Kamilto**
Prepare for battle!
**[08:54] Yotsuya**
Now, hang on a minute.
**[08:56] Yotsuya**
I'm just here to negotiate.
**[08:58] Kamilto**
Negotiate?
**[09:00] Yotsuya**
Yeah.
**[09:01] Yotsuya**
You know fighting won't do
any good anyway, right?
**[09:04] Yotsuya**
We heroes recover from any
wound in twenty seconds,
**[09:08] Yotsuya**
and even if we die,
we revive in forty seconds.
**[09:12] Yotsuya**
You guys can't beat us.
**[09:15] Kamilto**
What is it, then?
What do you want to negotiate?
**[09:18] Yotsuya**
First, one thing...
**[09:20] Yotsuya**
The four from Cortonel died in that cave.
**[09:23] Yotsuya**
Also, two of the heroes fell in a hole,
**[09:24] Yotsuya**
so only the four-eyes and I remain.
**[09:27] Yotsuya**
Yo, four-eyes!
**[09:28] Toki**
Keep your damn voice down. I'm right here.
**[09:32] Toki**
This negotiation only stands
to benefit you, anyway.
**[09:35] Toki**
Why do I need to be here?
**[09:38] Kamilto**
Only him?
**[09:39] Toki**
Yeah!
**[09:41] Toki**
He's a hero, but he converted
to the religion of Arteros!
**[09:45] Kamilto**
What?!
**[09:46] Yotsuya**
That's right.
**[09:48] Yotsuya**
I'm negotiating for my
three fellow believers.
**[09:52] Yotsuya**
If you don't hand them over,
**[09:53] Yotsuya**
I'll use my immortality to spread our
Saint's teachings all over the world!
**[09:58] Yotsuya**
The people will heed the words of a hero!
**[10:00] Yotsuya**
And then...
**[10:01] Yotsuya**
the world will be teeming
with believers of Arteros!
**[10:06] Kamilto**
Even if we comply,
you'll still be free to do that!
**[10:09] Kamilto**
What is there to negotiate?!
**[10:10] Yotsuya**
You have until the sun
rises tomorrow to decide.
**[10:14] Yotsuya**
If the three believers are hurt or
killed before then, the deal is off.
**[10:18] Yotsuya**
I will return here at that time.
**[10:21] Yotsuya**
You'd better make your decision by then.
**[10:27] Yotsuya**
So long! Let's go, four-eyes!
**[10:29] Toki**
Oh, shut up!
**[10:37] Gurobi**
What should we do?
**[10:38] Kamilto**
There's nothing to negotiate!
**[10:40] Hem**
But we can't just do nothing...
**[10:42] Kamilto**
I realize that.
**[10:44] Kamilto**
If an immortal hero propagates
that heretical religion,
**[10:47] Kamilto**
this expedition will be not
only wasted, but detrimental!
**[10:51] Gurobi**
We must do something about them.
**[10:53] Hem**
But wait...
**[10:54] Hem**
He said they've already lost two heroes!
**[10:57] Kamilto**
That's it!
**[10:58] Kamilto**
Heroes can't die, but they can be
trapped in holes or jail cells!
**[11:01] Hem**
Yes, so if we capture them before
the end of the night—
**[11:05] Toki**
Good point.
**[11:07] Toki**
Heroes don't die, but that's all.
**[11:11] Toki**
Yeah, hi! Four-eyes here!
**[11:14] Hem**
Y—
**[11:14] Gurobi**
You!
**[11:16] Toki**
Shh! I came here in secret.
**[11:18] Kamilto**
What do you want?
**[11:20] Toki**
You know I've never really gotten
along with that jerk, right?
**[11:24] Kamilto**
Y-Yes...
**[11:26] Kamilto**
Come to think of it, you didn't
seem fond of each other.
**[11:29] Kamilto**
What, then? Are you selling him out?
**[11:31] Toki**
Now that it's just the two of us,
**[11:33] Toki**
it's been even worse than before.
**[11:36] Toki**
If you're willing to capture him,
I'll tell you where he sleeps.
**[11:40] Toki**
How about it? You could leave right now.
**[11:43] Gurobi**
We can't trust you.
**[11:45] Hem**
You're probably planning to free the
convicts while we're away from the wagon.
**[11:49] Toki**
Then why don't you come with me
first to see where he's sleeping?
**[11:54] Kamilto**
No, going there and coming
back first would waste time.
**[11:57] Gurobi**
What should we do, then?
**[12:00] Kamilto**
Hem and I will go and capture him.
**[12:02] Kamilto**
Gurobi, stay and keep watch.
**[12:04] Both**
Yes, sir!
**[12:05] Kamilto**
If she's lying, we'll just take her prisoner.
**[12:09] Kamilto**
All right?
**[12:09] Toki**
Of course. Let me show you the way.
**[12:12] Toki**
*Two against one, huh?*
**[12:14] Toki**
*Oh, boy. They fell for it.*
**[12:17] Kamilto**
Bring me a rope.
**[12:18] Gurobi**
At once, sir!
**[12:20] Toki**
*Don't blame me.*
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***SIGN***
***SIGN*** If a player attacks a human, it is considered
unjustifiable self-defense against humans.
(This is not the case if the human attacks the
player first.)
The player is then penalized with a reduction
in experience points, which may cause their
rank to drop. It is possible for a player's rank to
fall below 1, meaning a negative rank.
**[12:28] Kamilto**
Well? How much longer?
**[12:31] Toki**
It's just up ahead.
**[12:32] Toki**
We'll be there in another minute or so.
**[12:34] Kamilto**
Very well. One minute, then.
**[12:41] Kamilto**
And now?
**[12:42] Toki**
Soon.
**[12:43] Toki**
We'll be there in about thirty seconds.
**[12:53] Kamilto**
Hem, go take a look.
**[12:55] Hem**
Yes, sir.
**[12:59] Toki**
Well, I've probably dragged
them far enough away.
**[13:05] Hem**
Captain...
**[13:06] Hem**
I didn't see anything up ahead.
**[13:13] Kamilto**
So you *were* lying.
**[13:15] Kamilto**
When we reach Radodorbo,
**[13:16] Kamilto**
I'll tie weights to you and
throw you into the sea!
**[13:18] Kamilto**
You can spend eternity there!
**[13:22] Hem**
What's that?
**[13:27] Yotsuya**
Welcome back...
**[13:29] Yotsuya**
and I'm terribly sorry.
**[13:32] Yotsuya**
You two are hereby relieved of duty.
**[13:37] Yotsuya**
Return to your homeland.
**[13:41] Kamilto**
The Arteros believers...
**[13:43] Kamilto**
Did you kill them?! Even the child?!
**[13:52] Toki**
You look so confused!
**[13:54] Toki**
The part about Kahvel-san
and her two men dying
**[13:56] Toki**
and the other two heroes falling
in a hole was true...
**[14:00] Toki**
but everything from Yotsuya-kun's
conversion to Arteros onward was a lie!
**[14:05] Kamilto**
What?!
**[14:06] Yotsuya**
You see...
**[14:08] Yotsuya**
We're only here to mess with
you in the name of revenge.
**[14:14] Yotsuya**
For our five fallen allies.
**[14:17] Yotsuya**
Now, the last survivor...
**[14:21] Kamilto**
S-Stop it! Stop!
**[14:23] Yotsuya**
This is the end for the missionary.
**[14:32] Hem**
He soaked him in oil?!
**[14:34] Kamilto**
He's burning him alive!
**[14:36] Yotsuya**
While I'm at it...
**[14:38] Yotsuya**
I think I'll set your
horse's ass on fire, too!
**[14:47] Kamilto**
What?!
**[14:48] Hem**
We must go after—
**[14:49] Hem**
No, if we leave the heroes here alone...
**[14:53] Toki**
Burn through it!
**[14:54] Toki**
Majiha Fire!
**[15:00] Hem**
You won't get away!
***SIGN*** Wizard Ring
***SIGN*** Wizard Staff (Heat)
***SIGN*** Wizard (Heat) Clothes (Top)
***SIGN*** Wizard (Heat) Boots
***SIGN*** Wizard (Heat) Socks
**[15:07] Toki**
Hot, hot, hot, hot!
**[15:10] Hem**
Damn it!
**[15:11] Toki**
That's hot!
**[15:18] Hem**
Our horse!
**[15:21] Yotsuya**
Maybe we'll take what's in the wagon, too!
**[15:24] Yotsuya**
Try and catch us!
**[15:27] Kamilto**
After them!
**[15:29] Yotsuya**
Are they coming?
**[15:30] Toki**
They sure are.
**[15:32] Toki**
It'd be all over if they
checked the bodies, huh?
**[15:44] (Flashback) Guy**
Sir, there seems to be quite
a lot of noise outside.
**[15:48] (Flashback) Fofcel**
What's going on?
**[15:52] (Flashback) Guy**
The hero?!
**[15:53] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Take off your clothes! Hurry!
**[15:55] (Flashback) Fofcel**
Huh?!
**[15:57] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
We're going to save you.
**[16:03] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Perfect.
**[16:06] Yotsuya**
Now they'll write that Kahvel-san and
the others from Cortonel are dead,
**[16:10] Yotsuya**
and that we heroes interfered
with them to get revenge.
**[16:14] Yotsuya**
So the relationship between Cortonel and
Deokk will remain unchanged, at least.
**[16:19] Yotsuya**
In fact, Kamilto...
**[16:23] Kamilto**
*Our refusal to let them accompany us*
**[16:25] Kamilto**
* and trapping them in the*
* ruins led us to this!*
**[16:28] Kamilto**
*I can't face King Deokk now!*
**[16:32] Yotsuya**
...is drowning in despair over his
own lapse in judgment right now.
**[16:38] Toki**
*I'm not sure if I should be impressed...*
**[16:40] Toki**
* He's definitely not the kind*
* of guy I'd want as a friend.*
**[16:42] Toki**
*I'd want him as an enemy even less, though.*
**[16:51] Shindou**
It's been three days and we haven't
come across a single wagon.
**[16:55] Makuah**
If we follow the main road,
we're sure to find a settlement.
**[16:59] Makuah**
And if we find one,
we're sure to find merchants, too.
**[17:03] Hako**
Even if we do, there's no guarantee
we'll find cargo bound for Radodorbo.
**[17:09] Shindou**
Four days and three hours left...
**[17:12] Shindou**
I hope everything's going
okay for the other two.
**[17:23] Yotsuya**
I found a cave down there.
**[17:30] Belili**
Oh! Great Heroes!
**[17:32] Toki**
Hey, I see the boy regained consciousness.
**[17:35] Fofcel**
Yes, just now.
**[17:38] Toki**
So, um...
**[17:40] Toki**
Belili-kun, right?
**[17:42] Belili**
Yes, that's right.
**[17:43] Belili**
They told me you saved my life.
**[17:46] Belili**
Thank you so much,
**[17:49] Belili**
pretty hero lady!
**[17:56] Toki**
W-Well, you're very welcome!
**[18:07] Toki**
Okay, just calm down!
**[18:10] Toki**
I am *not* into all that shota stuff!
**[18:16] Toki**
* But man... I never imagined*
* that plan would really work.*
**[18:21] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
What we'll need in advance is
dolls to represent three people.
**[18:24] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
We can sew together cloth sacks and
unused clothing to make them.
**[18:28] (Flashback) Toki**
But if they look at the faces,
they'll know they're fake.
**[18:31] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
We'll make it look like we
put bags over their heads.
**[18:33] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Then, if we tie ropes around their necks...
**[18:36] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
It'll look like we hanged them.
**[18:39] (Flashback) Toki**
Uh...
**[18:40] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
If we can mix a real human in with them,
**[18:43] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
it'll make these bodies look more real...
**[18:47] (Flashback) Kahvel**
I understand your plan.
**[18:49] (Flashback) Kahvel**
I must prepare for departure.
**[18:56] (Flashback) Toki**
But if we do this, won't it mean
killing a human character for real?
**[19:01] (Flashback) Toki**
You haven't actually done that
all this time, have you?
**[19:04] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Yeah, I'm a little worried about how
much it'll affect my experience...
**[19:08] (Flashback) Toki**
No, that's not my point.
**[19:11] (Flashback) Toki**
I mean... do you really think
this world is a game?
**[19:15] (Flashback) Toki**
If it's real, wouldn't that be really bad?
**[19:17] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Well... I guess?
**[19:19] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
I mean, yeah, if it's a game, the AI they
gave the NPCs is insanely advanced...
**[19:24] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
But look at us.
**[19:27] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
See? We have a sense of pain,
but we barely feel any.
**[19:31] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
I don't know if it's just futuristic
technology, like the Game Master said,
**[19:37] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
but ultimately, it's well-made enough
that we'd mistake it for reality.
**[19:42] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
I mean, we can pull weapons and
armor out of thin air, too.
**[19:48] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Isn't that enough to convince
you that it's not real?
**[19:51] (Flashback) Toki**
Well... not like it matters to me,
since I'm not the one who'll be doing it...
**[19:56] Yotsuya**
Okay, we achieved our goal
of rescuing the prisoners.
**[20:01] Yotsuya**
Now if Kahvel-san can pull
off her part of the plan,
**[20:04] Yotsuya**
we can avoid war, just like she wanted.
**[20:07] Toki**
Hey...
**[20:09] Toki**
Even if this is a virtual game world,
**[20:13] Toki**
is it really worth killing
someone to stop a war?
**[20:15] Yotsuya**
That's even more reason to do it.
**[20:17] Yotsuya**
It'll be the same world from the
fifth quest stage onward, you know.
**[20:21] Yotsuya**
And more importantly, it was a request
from a friend. Who could refuse?
**[20:26] Toki**
Huh?
**[20:27] Yotsuya**
What? You do realize...
**[20:29] Yotsuya**
one of our friends was already killed.
**[20:32] Yotsuya**
So wouldn't you kill his killer?
**[20:34] Toki**
What?!
**[20:35] Toki**
Whoa! You're the last person I want to hear
that kind of friends-first logic from!
**[20:42] Toki**
I mean... if someone killed my favorite
character in one of my games,
**[20:46] Toki**
I'd totally kill whoever killed them...
**[20:48] Toki**
But if that's how you feel...
**[20:51] Toki**
What are the three of us to you?
**[20:54] Yotsuya**
What do you mean?
**[20:57] Yotsuya**
Like... say there's a bus.
**[20:59] Toki**
A bus?
**[21:00] Yotsuya**
It's about to fall off a cliff,
**[21:03] Yotsuya**
and depending on how the weight of
the passengers is distributed,
**[21:05] Yotsuya**
it'll fall and they'll all die.
**[21:08] Yotsuya**
We just happen to be four
of those passengers.
**[21:11] Toki**
That analogy sucks!
**[21:12] Toki**
It's exactly like that, though!
**[21:14] Yotsuya**
Tokitate-san, are you forgetting
that your own life is on the line?
**[21:23] Yotsuya**
I'm saying we can't afford to
worry ourselves over the lives
**[21:28] Yotsuya**
of characters in a game.
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**[23:13] Toki**
Hi there! This is virtual
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**[23:18] Toki**
So, today...
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**[23:19] Toki**
Whoa, sweet! The viewer count is rising!
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**[23:23] Toki**
All right!
**[23:24] Toki**
Yes! First time breaking 1,000!
**[23:26] Yotsuya**
She used a third-party
program that adds views.
**[23:29] Shindou**
Wow.
**[23:30] Hako**
Isn't that...
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**[23:31] Hako**
a clear violation of the rules?
**[23:34] Yotsuya**
Yeah, but she did complete the quest.
**[23:37] Toki**
My precious account!