E9 - Heart-Racing Logout
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[00:02] (Flashback) Captain
Fall in!
[00:06] (Flashback) Soldier(A)
It's the king himself...
[00:12] (Flashback) King Deokk
You all have such strong, rugged features.
[00:15] (Flashback) King Deokk
I am now certain that you
can fulfill this mission.
[00:21] (Flashback) King Deokk
I expect nothing but the
best from all of you.
[00:24] (Flashback) Captain
On my very life, Your Majesty!
[00:43] Hem
Well, at least...
[00:46] Hem
we managed to find the wagon...
[00:50] Kamilto
Damn it! Damn it!
[00:51] Kamilto
Damn it!
[00:53] (Flashback) Yotsuya
We're only here to mess with
you in the name of revenge.
[00:58] Kamilto
I...
[01:00] Kamilto
I failed...
[01:03] Kamilto
I failed to live up to the
king's expectations!
[01:17] Kamilto
How will the king punish us
[01:19] Kamilto
when we report this miserable
failure to him?
[01:26] Kamilto
The two of us must resign
ourselves... to...
[01:31] Kamilto
H-Huh?!
[01:36] Kahvel
The king? Not quite.
[01:40] Kahvel
The one who'll be punishing you...
[01:46] Kahvel
is me.
[01:49] Kamilto
You're alive?!
[01:52] (Flashback) Toki
The part about Kahvel-san
and her two men dying
[01:54] (Flashback) Toki
and the other two heroes falling
in a hole was true...
[01:58] (Flashback) Toki
but everything from Yotsuya-kun's
conversion to Arteros onward was a lie!
[02:03] Kamilto
I-It was... It was a lie?! How much?!
[02:06] Kamilto
Wait! How much of it was a lie?!
[02:10] Kahvel
Take up your weapon.
[02:19] Kahvel
Let me teach you one thing.
[02:25] Kahvel
The three Arteros followers are alive.
[02:28] Kahvel
The one in black clothes who burned up...
[02:30] Kahvel
was your man.
[02:53] Kahvel
Any last words?
[03:06] Kamilto
I wanted...
[03:09] Kamilto
I wanted to bring peace to the world!
[03:14] Kamilto
I wanted to bring peace to the wo—
[03:19] Kahvel
Oh, really?
[03:21] Kahvel
So you can only achieve peace
by killing my compatriots?
[03:27] Kahvel
In that case, we will never achieve peace
[03:30] Kahvel
until we have eradicated
every last one of you.
[05:07] King
Ah, so the force those three
were in charge of failed?
[05:13] King
What fools. They should have
just come straight home.
[05:17] DragonB
Shall we send a rescue team?
[05:20] King
Of course not. There are
only two survivors, yes?
[05:23] DragonB
I believe that is the prudent choice.
[05:27] DragonB
The greater problem is that
[05:28] DragonB
the heroes, who should be
neutral toward humanity,
[05:32] DragonB
have become our enemies.
[05:35] King
You believe it may become
necessary to fight the heroes?
[05:38] DragonB
I do.
[05:39] DragonB
If Kamilto, the fool that he is,
[05:41] DragonB
had only temporarily angered them,
it would not be an issue,
[05:45] DragonB
but we must consider the
worst-case scenario.
[05:48] King
Very well.
[05:49] King
Then begin researching
ways to kill the heroes.
[05:54] DragonB
Understood.
[06:04] Yotsuya
We don't know what the letter he sent said,
[06:07] Yotsuya
so there's no way to tell
if this was a success.
[06:09] Kahvel
That's true.
[06:11] Toki
I'd say it basically was, though.
[06:13] Toki
We rescued their captives and everything.
[06:16] Toki
Although our actual destination
is still a ways off...
[06:20] Toki
Huh?
[06:22] Yotsuya
So about the "goods"...
[06:25] Yotsuya
There are three things I want to try.
[06:27] Toki
Uh-huh...
[06:28] Toki
What's going on?
[06:30] Toki
Iu-san and the rest haven't moved...
[06:38] Merchant
Do I have cargo bound for Radodorbo?
[06:41] Merchant
No, I'm afraid not. I'm sorry.
[06:44] Shindou
I see.
[06:46] Hako
Thank you anyway.
[06:48] Shindou
Just when we'd finally found a merchant...
[06:51] Makuah
I looked around, but didn't see anything
else that looked like a shop.
[06:58] Shindou
If we just keep going and end up in
Radodorbo with no goods, the joke's on us.
[07:04] Hako
Actually... maybe not.
[07:08] Shindou
Huh?
[07:09] Hako
Makuah-san, there's something
I'd like to ask you.
[07:14] Makuah
Yes?
[07:18] Yotsuya
That's the last one.
[07:21] Toki
Are we really taking those with us?
[07:24] Yotsuya
They might be the goods we need.
[07:27] Toki
Yeah, but... to be honest, I don't want
to be on the same wagon as them...
[07:33] Toki
I mean, there's a little
kid with us, you know?
[07:35] Toki
I don't think it sets a good example...
[07:38] Belili
You don't need to worry about me.
[07:40] Belili
Is there anything I can help you with?
[07:43] Yotsuya
You only just woke up. Just rest, okay?
[07:47] Belili
Okay!
[07:49] Toki
So pure!
[07:52] Toki
God, this is scary! The possibilities
of shota are just too infinite!
[07:56] Toki
Scary!
[07:59] Toki
Uh, yeah... of course...
[08:02] Yotsuya
If you really don't want
to ride in the wagon,
[08:05] Yotsuya
want to take over driving
the horses for me?
[08:08] Toki
What? I can?
[08:09] Kahvel
Huh?!
[08:10] Toki
Huh?
[08:11] Kahvel
Oh, um... n-nothing.
[08:14] Kahvel
Please continue.
[08:21] Belili
Wow, really?
[08:23] Belili
Heroes really are amazing!
[08:26] Belili
I admire you!
[08:31] Belili
And you healed me, too! Thank you so much!
[08:35] Yotsuya
It's okay...
[08:41] Kahvel
Is something bothering you?
[08:43] Toki
Uh, no, nothing.
[08:46] Toki
Damn straight it's bothering me!
[08:49] Toki
Why did she sigh?!
[08:51] Toki
Wait, is she...
[08:56] Toki
actually into him?!
[08:58] Toki
And she's sad because
she's not next to him?
[09:01] Toki
Nah, no way. Couldn't be.
[09:10] Yotsuya
Since we're carrying more people now,
[09:12] Yotsuya
we need to take breaks more often.
[09:17] Kahvel
Great Hero, um... this may
not be the time, but...
[09:22] Yotsuya
What?
[09:25] Kahvel
N-Nothing! Never mind...
[09:30] Toki
Was she about to confess her love for him?!
[09:33] Toki
She totally was, wasn't she?!
[09:41] Kahvel
Oh, yes...
[09:43] Kahvel
At our current pace, we should reach our
destination the day after tomorrow.
[09:47] Yotsuya
Got it.
[09:50] Kahvel
Our journey is almost over...
[09:57] Toki
What's that air of sorrow about her?!
[09:59] Toki
Is she regretting that she'll have
to part ways with Yotsuya-kun soon?
[10:11] Toki
I guess even someone like Kahvel-san
gets hesitant about confessing.
[10:16] Toki
Come to think of it, there was
an event like this in WonSta*...
SIGN Tsubasa
SIGN I love to see you working so hard
for someone else, Onee-sama.
[10:21] Toki
When you help a mob character confess,
[10:23] Toki
your affection level with
Tsubasa-kun shoots up!
[10:27] Toki
Tsubasa-kun! I'll do my very best!
[10:29] Toki
I'm gonna get through this
event successfully!
[10:35] Toki
Tsubasa-kun... Tsubasa-kyun...
[10:38] Toki
I wuv you! Oh, God, I told him! Me!
[10:39] Belili
Um, is she all right?
[10:42] Belili
The lady hero... She's swaying around...
[10:44] Toki
I hope I get to see you
soon, Tsubasa-kyun...
[10:46] Yotsuya
Uh, yeah... She's fine.
[10:48] Yotsuya
That happens all the time with gamers.
[10:50] Belili
Oh...
[10:51] Toki
I'm getting all riled up...
[10:51] Yotsuya
I can't wait to get back home
and play games, too...
SIGN m 0 0 l 258 0 l 258 200 l 0 200
SIGN
SIGN ►Omnivorous creatures used to
deliver messages.
►Their homing instinct always guides them back home.
It can deliver messages to its own home, but not from
its home to anywhere else.
►In rare cases, they have been known to stray from their flocks and be taken in as pets.
[11:08] Yotsuya
Switch seats?
[11:10] Toki
Yeah.
[11:11] Toki
My butt hurts after sitting
on that horse for so long.
[11:23] Toki
I call it WonSta's Famous
"Get the Two Alone" Plan!
SIGN Tsubasa
SIGN Is it all right if I hold you until help comes?
[11:32] Toki
When the two of them are
alone in a tight space,
[11:34] Toki
it leads to the classic WonSta scene that
never fails to raise your affection level!
[11:39] Toki
The two of them alone on a wagon,
[11:40] Toki
the time to say goodbye*
drawing ever nearer...
[11:43] Toki
It all means there's only one thing to do!
[11:48] Toki
You're sleeping?!
[11:50] Toki
I mean, I know you were up all night,
[11:52] Toki
but don't you have something
more important to do?!
SIGN Hoe
SIGN Sickle
[12:03] ---
m 0 0 l 180 0 l 180 80 l 0 80
SIGN Kitchen Knife
SIGN Cooking Tool> Overall Rank 2
Composition> Iron, wood
Effects> -20% sharpness when attacking
anything but plants or animals
Regeneration Time> 3 days
SIGN Pot
SIGN Hoe
SIGN Kama
SIGN Kitchen Knife
[12:03] ---
m 0 0 l 180 0 l 180 80 l 0 80
SIGN Kitchen Knife
SIGN Cooking Tool> Overall Rank 3
Composition> Iron, wood
Effects> -20% sharpness when attacking
anything but plants or animals
+100% strength when attacking
bone
Regeneration Time> 3 days
SIGN Chopper
SIGN Pot
SIGN Kitchen Knife
SIGN Chopper
[12:04] ---
m 0 0 l 180 0 l 180 80 l 0 80
SIGN Pot
SIGN Cooking Tool> Overall Rank 2
Composition> Iron
Effects> Rarely burns food even when
not coated with oil.
Regeneration Time> 5 days
SIGN Hoe
SIGN Kama
[12:09] Toki
Next is WonSta*'s Classic
"Shared Task" Plan!
SIGN Tsubasa
SIGN You can't cut the pumpkin?
Then let's cut it together.
[12:19] Toki
Trust deepens when two people
perform a task together!
[12:22] Toki
One touch makes the heart race!
[12:24] Toki
Yotsuya usually does the cooking alone,
[12:27] Toki
but just for today, Kahvel-san can...
[12:30] Kahvel
Great Hero!
[12:33] Kahvel
I found the perfect game!
[12:35] Kahvel
We'll have a grand feast tonight!
[12:38] Yotsuya
Whoa, it's huge!
[12:38] Belili
Oh, wow! It's so big!
[12:40] Yotsuya
You've done it again!
[12:41] Toki
Is that their shared task?
[12:43] Toki
Where'd those racing hearts go?
[12:46] Belili
Wow! You're so amazing!
[12:49] Yotsuya
You think so?
[12:51] Belili
Yes, I do!
[12:52] Yotsuya
But I'm really not...
[12:54] Belili
I wish I could be like you!
[12:56] Yotsuya
Seriously? Aw, thanks.
[12:58] Toki
If orthodox methods don't work...
[13:01] Toki
Go full yandere!
[13:06] Yotsuya
We don't need to train in the
middle of the day, do we?
[13:09] Toki
B-But we don't have much time
left to learn from Kahvel-san!
[13:15] Kahvel
We'll just do enough to help you digest.
[13:18] Kahvel
Come!
[13:20] Toki
This is it! The WonSta plan that earned the
most mixed reviews in the game's history!
SIGN Jaga
SIGN I'll carve my feelings into you as a scar that'll never fade!
[13:30] Toki
The most controversial method in
WonSta, used by Jaga-sama...
[13:36] Toki
Kahvel-san can just carve her love into Yotsuya
to make sure she can leave with no regrets!
[13:42] Toki
There is a form of love that can*
only be expressed through combat!
[13:46] Toki
Kahvel-san...
[13:48] Toki
Yandere was never really my thing,
[13:50] Toki
but this isn't so bad...
[13:52] Kahvel
All right, let's switch now.
[13:54] Toki
Huh?
[13:57] Toki
No! This isn't about me!
[14:00] Kahvel
You were the one who suggested we train!
[14:03] Toki
No! I don't wanna get cut up!
[14:05] Kahvel
Just a tiny little slice!
[14:06] Toki
Yotsuya! Why are you just gawking?!
[14:11] Toki
This is not working at all.
[14:14] Toki
Tsubasa-kun, comfort me!
[14:18] Toki
Tsubasa-kun...
[14:19] Bilili
Is she really all right?
[14:22] Yotsuya
Uh... I don't know anymore.
[14:25] Toki
I mean, if you set flags on a character,
[14:27] Toki
you're supposed to have an event
ready so they can be retrieved!
[14:29] Toki
So why is nothing happening?!
[14:33] Toki
This piece of shit game is so messed up!
[14:36] Toki
Put more hot guys in it!
[14:36] Yotsuya
Yeah, she must be fine if
she's able to complain.
[14:38] Toki
I want one who'll call me
"Onee-sama" at a time like this!
[14:40] Yotsuya
Getting mad takes a lot of energy.
[14:41] Toki
This game is just shit! Learn from WonSta!
[14:46] Shindou
Seriously, Kusue, good job noticing that.
[14:51] Shindou
There must be delivery companies that
transport cargo in this world, too.
[14:57] Hako
Yeah, this world made me jump straight
to the idea of merchants, at first,
[15:02] Hako
but normally, it'd be delivery
companies that transport cargo.
[15:07] Makuah
And it was just our luck that they
have a monthly delivery today.
[15:13] Shindou
Here they come!
[15:16] Shindou
And they've got cargo!
[15:18] Shindou
That's gotta be the one!
[15:20] Delivery Driver
Cargo bound for Radodorbo?
[15:23] Delivery Driver
Yes, I have some.
[15:24] Shindou
Yes!
[15:25] Shindou
If you don't mind, please allow
us to escort you to Radodorbo.
[15:29] Delivery Driver
Well, I wouldn't mind that...
[15:32] Delivery Guard
Now, wait just a minute.
[15:34] Delivery Guard
Heroes or not, I don't
need any competition.
[15:39] Shindou
We can't back down, either.
Our lives depend on this.
[15:43] Delivery Guard
Well, then...
[15:46] Delivery Guard
I have no choice!
[15:58] Shindou
Well? No choice but to do what?
[16:10] Toki
I got myself all exhausted for nothing.
[16:13] Toki
Is Kahvel-san gonna be able
to retrieve her flags?
[16:31] Kahvel
Great Hero...
[16:33] Kahvel
Do you have a moment?
[16:36] Yotsuya
Uh, sure.
[16:46] Yotsuya
You're not going to sleep?
[16:48] Kahvel
I don't need...
[16:52] Kahvel
No, you're right.
[16:54] Yotsuya
Uh-huh...
[17:00] Kahvel
Great Hero...
[17:02] Kahvel
Um, there's... there's...
[17:06] Kahvel
There's something I've been
wanting to tell you.
[17:11] Yotsuya
Okay...
[17:18] Kahvel
Thank you.
[17:21] Kahvel
For helping me avenge Bihmsberg.
[17:27] Kahvel
I'm deeply, deeply grateful.
[17:31] Yotsuya
Well, I was pissed off at them, too...
[17:39] Kahvel
I've wanted to say that all along,
[17:42] Kahvel
but it was difficult to
find the right timing.
[17:46] Kahvel
I feel better.
[17:48] Kahvel
Now I should sleep well tonight.
[17:55] Yotsuya
She's so dutiful.
[17:58] Toki
That was what she wanted to say?!
[18:02] Toki
Don't be so damn misleading!
[18:08] Delivery Driver
You really don't mind carrying
that stuff in your wagon?
[18:12] Shindou
Not at all.
[18:13] Shindou
We'll get it there no matter the cost.
You can rest easy.
[18:17] Delivery Guard
I can't believe I get
to travel with heroes!
[18:20] Delivery Guard
I'll learn so much from this!
[18:22] Hako
It's scary how much his attitude's changed.
[18:24] Shindou
Don't worry about it.
[18:26] Shindou
Off we go!
[18:36] Yotsuya
Since we'll reach Radodorbo
before the end of the day,
[18:38] Yotsuya
I'd like to review what we're
going to do upon arrival.
[18:42] Yotsuya
We've prepared three different cargos.
[18:45] Yotsuya
The first is...
[18:48] Yotsuya
the three condemned convicts.
[18:49] Yotsuya
If we get them to a church
where they'll be kept safe,
[18:52] Yotsuya
we might complete the quest.
SIGN ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.83%)
SIGN ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
SIGN Time remaining: approx. 1 day, 15 hours
[19:01] Yotsuya
If not, we'll try the second...
[19:04] Yotsuya
the personal effects of the
dead kingdom soldiers.
[19:07] Yotsuya
If we can sell them or get
someone to accept them,
[19:10] Yotsuya
they might be counted as "the goods."
SIGN ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.83%)
SIGN ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
SIGN Time remaining: approx. 1 day, 14 hours
[19:18] Yotsuya
And that leaves our third cargo.
[19:22] Toki
Those, huh?
[19:27] Shindou
At this pace, we should get there
with plenty of time to spare...
[19:32] Hako
But will helping to escort a
delivery man really be enough?
[19:38] Shindou
If it does work, then what did
we go through all that for?
[19:42] Shindou
It just seems too easy.
SIGN ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.83%)
SIGN ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
SIGN Time remaining: approx. 1 day, 13 hours
[19:45] Shindou
And we still have the
other part of the quest.
[19:48] Hako
Considering our pace so far,
that'll be a close call, too.
[19:55] Both
It's cleared?!
SIGN ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.83%)
SIGN ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
SIGN Time remaining: approx. 1 day, 13 hours
[20:01] Toki
It's cleared!
[20:04] Yotsuya
So this was it.
[20:12] Maranba Soldier 2
To think the Kingdom of Deokk was
carrying out such atrocities...
[20:17] Kahvel
If you'd like more evidence
than what we've given you,
[20:21] Kahvel
go to the church.
The victims are being cared for there.
[20:25] Maranba Soldier 2
Very well.
[20:27] Maranba Soldier 2
We truly thank you for bringing us this
information and stopping their plans.
[20:32] Maranba Soldier 2
But even if it serves as evidence...
[20:35] Maranba Soldier 2
You really don't need to bring
severed heads next time.
[20:47] Toki
I never would've thought the kingdom
soldiers' heads would be the right answer.
[20:51] Yotsuya
It may have met the conditions
to be considered "the goods,"
[20:55] Yotsuya
but in the end, I guess it was
all up to how the Master felt.
[20:59] Shindou
Hey!
[21:02] Shindou
I'm so glad we found you!
[21:08] Shindou
In any case, we completed one quest.
[21:11] Shindou
Good job!
[21:13] Hako
That just leaves covering more of the map.
[21:15] Toki
We have a day and a half left.
[21:18] Yotsuya
Then...
[21:20] Three
Let's split up.
[21:27] Yotsuya
Wh-Why... do I feel like I've been
dumped by a girl I didn't ask out?
SIGN Heart-Racing Logout
SIGN To: Yotsuya Yuusuke
[23:29] Seiyuu
Do you... really think we
should stay like this?
[23:33] Seiyuu
Listen...
[23:35] Three
Let's split up.
[23:35] Yotsuya
Wait! I never asked you out!
[23:37] Yotsuya
Where are you even filming this?!