E9 - Heart-Racing Logout Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] (Flashback) Captain     Fall in! [00:06] (Flashback) Soldier(A)     It's the king himself... [00:12] (Flashback) King Deokk     You all have such strong, rugged features. [00:15] (Flashback) King Deokk     I am now certain that you     can fulfill this mission. [00:21] (Flashback) King Deokk     I expect nothing but the     best from all of you. [00:24] (Flashback) Captain     On my very life, Your Majesty! [00:43] Hem     Well, at least... [00:46] Hem     we managed to find the wagon... [00:50] Kamilto     Damn it! Damn it! [00:51] Kamilto     Damn it! [00:53] (Flashback) Yotsuya     We're only here to mess with     you in the name of revenge. [00:58] Kamilto     I... [01:00] Kamilto     I failed... [01:03] Kamilto     I failed to live up to the     king's expectations! [01:17] Kamilto     How will the king punish us [01:19] Kamilto     when we report this miserable     failure to him? [01:26] Kamilto     The two of us must resign     ourselves... to... [01:31] Kamilto     H-Huh?! [01:36] Kahvel     The king? Not quite. [01:40] Kahvel     The one who'll be punishing you... [01:46] Kahvel     is me. [01:49] Kamilto     You're alive?! [01:52] (Flashback) Toki     The part about Kahvel-san     and her two men dying [01:54] (Flashback) Toki     and the other two heroes falling     in a hole was true... [01:58] (Flashback) Toki     but everything from Yotsuya-kun's     conversion to Arteros onward was a lie! [02:03] Kamilto     I-It was... It was a lie?! How much?! [02:06] Kamilto     Wait! How much of it was a lie?! [02:10] Kahvel     Take up your weapon. [02:19] Kahvel     Let me teach you one thing. [02:25] Kahvel     The three Arteros followers are alive. [02:28] Kahvel     The one in black clothes who burned up... [02:30] Kahvel     was your man. [02:53] Kahvel     Any last words? [03:06] Kamilto     I wanted... [03:09] Kamilto     I wanted to bring peace to the world! [03:14] Kamilto     I wanted to bring peace to the wo— [03:19] Kahvel     Oh, really? [03:21] Kahvel     So you can only achieve peace     by killing my compatriots? [03:27] Kahvel     In that case, we will never achieve peace [03:30] Kahvel     until we have eradicated     every last one of you. [05:07] King     Ah, so the force those three     were in charge of failed? [05:13] King     What fools. They should have     just come straight home. [05:17] DragonB     Shall we send a rescue team? [05:20] King     Of course not. There are     only two survivors, yes? [05:23] DragonB     I believe that is the prudent choice. [05:27] DragonB     The greater problem is that [05:28] DragonB     the heroes, who should be     neutral toward humanity, [05:32] DragonB     have become our enemies. [05:35] King     You believe it may become     necessary to fight the heroes? [05:38] DragonB     I do. [05:39] DragonB     If Kamilto, the fool that he is, [05:41] DragonB     had only temporarily angered them,     it would not be an issue, [05:45] DragonB     but we must consider the     worst-case scenario. [05:48] King     Very well. [05:49] King     Then begin researching     ways to kill the heroes. [05:54] DragonB     Understood. [06:04] Yotsuya     We don't know what the letter he sent said, [06:07] Yotsuya     so there's no way to tell     if this was a success. [06:09] Kahvel     That's true. [06:11] Toki     I'd say it basically was, though. [06:13] Toki     We rescued their captives and everything. [06:16] Toki     Although our actual destination     is still a ways off... [06:20] Toki     Huh? [06:22] Yotsuya     So about the "goods"... [06:25] Yotsuya     There are three things I want to try. [06:27] Toki     Uh-huh... [06:28] Toki     What's going on? [06:30] Toki     Iu-san and the rest haven't moved... [06:38] Merchant     Do I have cargo bound for Radodorbo? [06:41] Merchant     No, I'm afraid not. I'm sorry. [06:44] Shindou     I see. [06:46] Hako     Thank you anyway. [06:48] Shindou     Just when we'd finally found a merchant... [06:51] Makuah     I looked around, but didn't see anything     else that looked like a shop. [06:58] Shindou     If we just keep going and end up in     Radodorbo with no goods, the joke's on us. [07:04] Hako     Actually... maybe not. [07:08] Shindou     Huh? [07:09] Hako     Makuah-san, there's something     I'd like to ask you. [07:14] Makuah     Yes? [07:18] Yotsuya     That's the last one. [07:21] Toki     Are we really taking those with us? [07:24] Yotsuya     They might be the goods we need. [07:27] Toki     Yeah, but... to be honest, I don't want     to be on the same wagon as them... [07:33] Toki     I mean, there's a little     kid with us, you know? [07:35] Toki     I don't think it sets a good example... [07:38] Belili     You don't need to worry about me. [07:40] Belili     Is there anything I can help you with? [07:43] Yotsuya     You only just woke up. Just rest, okay? [07:47] Belili     Okay! [07:49] Toki     So pure! [07:52] Toki     God, this is scary! The possibilities     of shota are just too infinite! [07:56] Toki     Scary! [07:59] Toki     Uh, yeah... of course... [08:02] Yotsuya     If you really don't want     to ride in the wagon, [08:05] Yotsuya     want to take over driving     the horses for me? [08:08] Toki     What? I can? [08:09] Kahvel     Huh?! [08:10] Toki     Huh? [08:11] Kahvel     Oh, um... n-nothing. [08:14] Kahvel     Please continue. [08:21] Belili     Wow, really? [08:23] Belili     Heroes really are amazing! [08:26] Belili     I admire you! [08:31] Belili     And you healed me, too! Thank you so much! [08:35] Yotsuya     It's okay... [08:41] Kahvel     Is something bothering you? [08:43] Toki     Uh, no, nothing. [08:46] Toki     Damn straight it's bothering me! [08:49] Toki     Why did she sigh?! [08:51] Toki     Wait, is she... [08:56] Toki     actually into him?! [08:58] Toki     And she's sad because     she's not next to him? [09:01] Toki     Nah, no way. Couldn't be. [09:10] Yotsuya     Since we're carrying more people now, [09:12] Yotsuya     we need to take breaks more often. [09:17] Kahvel     Great Hero, um... this may     not be the time, but... [09:22] Yotsuya     What? [09:25] Kahvel     N-Nothing! Never mind... [09:30] Toki     Was she about to confess her love for him?! [09:33] Toki     She totally was, wasn't she?! [09:41] Kahvel     Oh, yes... [09:43] Kahvel     At our current pace, we should reach our     destination the day after tomorrow. [09:47] Yotsuya     Got it. [09:50] Kahvel     Our journey is almost over... [09:57] Toki     What's that air of sorrow about her?! [09:59] Toki     Is she regretting that she'll have     to part ways with Yotsuya-kun soon? [10:11] Toki     I guess even someone like Kahvel-san     gets hesitant about confessing. [10:16] Toki     Come to think of it, there was     an event like this in WonSta*... SIGN    Tsubasa SIGN    I love to see you working so hard     for someone else, Onee-sama. [10:21] Toki     When you help a mob character confess, [10:23] Toki     your affection level with     Tsubasa-kun shoots up! [10:27] Toki     Tsubasa-kun! I'll do my very best! [10:29] Toki     I'm gonna get through this     event successfully! [10:35] Toki     Tsubasa-kun... Tsubasa-kyun... [10:38] Toki     I wuv you! Oh, God, I told him! Me! [10:39] Belili     Um, is she all right? [10:42] Belili     The lady hero... She's swaying around... [10:44] Toki     I hope I get to see you     soon, Tsubasa-kyun... [10:46] Yotsuya     Uh, yeah... She's fine. [10:48] Yotsuya     That happens all the time with gamers. [10:50] Belili     Oh... [10:51] Toki     I'm getting all riled up... [10:51] Yotsuya     I can't wait to get back home     and play games, too... SIGN    m 0 0 l 258 0 l 258 200 l 0 200 SIGN     SIGN    ►Omnivorous creatures used to     deliver messages.               ►Their homing instinct always guides them back home.     It can deliver messages to its own home, but not from     its home to anywhere else.          ►In rare cases, they have been known to stray from their flocks and be taken in as pets. [11:08] Yotsuya     Switch seats? [11:10] Toki     Yeah. [11:11] Toki     My butt hurts after sitting     on that horse for so long. [11:23] Toki     I call it WonSta's Famous     "Get the Two Alone" Plan! SIGN    Tsubasa SIGN    Is it all right if I hold you until help comes? [11:32] Toki     When the two of them are     alone in a tight space, [11:34] Toki     it leads to the classic WonSta scene that     never fails to raise your affection level! [11:39] Toki     The two of them alone on a wagon, [11:40] Toki     the time to say goodbye*     drawing ever nearer... [11:43] Toki     It all means there's only one thing to do! [11:48] Toki     You're sleeping?! [11:50] Toki     I mean, I know you were up all night, [11:52] Toki     but don't you have something     more important to do?! SIGN    Hoe SIGN    Sickle [12:03] ---     m 0 0 l 180 0 l 180 80 l 0 80 SIGN    Kitchen Knife SIGN    Cooking Tool> Overall Rank 2          Composition> Iron, wood     Effects> -20% sharpness when attacking      anything but plants or animals          Regeneration Time> 3 days SIGN    Pot SIGN    Hoe SIGN    Kama SIGN    Kitchen Knife [12:03] ---     m 0 0 l 180 0 l 180 80 l 0 80 SIGN    Kitchen Knife SIGN    Cooking Tool> Overall Rank 3     Composition> Iron, wood     Effects> -20% sharpness when attacking      anything but plants or animals      +100% strength when attacking      bone     Regeneration Time> 3 days SIGN    Chopper SIGN    Pot SIGN    Kitchen Knife SIGN    Chopper [12:04] ---     m 0 0 l 180 0 l 180 80 l 0 80 SIGN    Pot SIGN    Cooking Tool> Overall Rank 2          Composition> Iron          Effects> Rarely burns food even when      not coated with oil.          Regeneration Time> 5 days SIGN    Hoe SIGN    Kama [12:09] Toki     Next is WonSta*'s Classic     "Shared Task" Plan! SIGN    Tsubasa SIGN    You can't cut the pumpkin?     Then let's cut it together. [12:19] Toki     Trust deepens when two people     perform a task together! [12:22] Toki     One touch makes the heart race! [12:24] Toki     Yotsuya usually does the cooking alone, [12:27] Toki     but just for today, Kahvel-san can... [12:30] Kahvel     Great Hero! [12:33] Kahvel     I found the perfect game! [12:35] Kahvel     We'll have a grand feast tonight! [12:38] Yotsuya     Whoa, it's huge! [12:38] Belili     Oh, wow! It's so big! [12:40] Yotsuya     You've done it again! [12:41] Toki     Is that their shared task? [12:43] Toki     Where'd those racing hearts go? [12:46] Belili     Wow! You're so amazing! [12:49] Yotsuya     You think so? [12:51] Belili     Yes, I do! [12:52] Yotsuya     But I'm really not... [12:54] Belili     I wish I could be like you! [12:56] Yotsuya     Seriously? Aw, thanks. [12:58] Toki     If orthodox methods don't work... [13:01] Toki     Go full yandere! [13:06] Yotsuya     We don't need to train in the     middle of the day, do we? [13:09] Toki     B-But we don't have much time     left to learn from Kahvel-san! [13:15] Kahvel     We'll just do enough to help you digest. [13:18] Kahvel     Come! [13:20] Toki     This is it! The WonSta plan that earned the     most mixed reviews in the game's history! SIGN    Jaga SIGN    I'll carve my feelings into you as a scar that'll never fade! [13:30] Toki     The most controversial method in     WonSta, used by Jaga-sama... [13:36] Toki     Kahvel-san can just carve her love into Yotsuya     to make sure she can leave with no regrets! [13:42] Toki     There is a form of love that can*     only be expressed through combat! [13:46] Toki     Kahvel-san... [13:48] Toki     Yandere was never really my thing, [13:50] Toki     but this isn't so bad... [13:52] Kahvel     All right, let's switch now. [13:54] Toki     Huh? [13:57] Toki     No! This isn't about me! [14:00] Kahvel     You were the one who suggested we train! [14:03] Toki     No! I don't wanna get cut up! [14:05] Kahvel     Just a tiny little slice! [14:06] Toki     Yotsuya! Why are you just gawking?! [14:11] Toki     This is not working at all. [14:14] Toki     Tsubasa-kun, comfort me! [14:18] Toki     Tsubasa-kun... [14:19] Bilili     Is she really all right? [14:22] Yotsuya     Uh... I don't know anymore. [14:25] Toki     I mean, if you set flags on a character, [14:27] Toki     you're supposed to have an event     ready so they can be retrieved! [14:29] Toki     So why is nothing happening?! [14:33] Toki     This piece of shit game is so messed up! [14:36] Toki     Put more hot guys in it! [14:36] Yotsuya     Yeah, she must be fine if     she's able to complain. [14:38] Toki     I want one who'll call me     "Onee-sama" at a time like this! [14:40] Yotsuya     Getting mad takes a lot of energy. [14:41] Toki     This game is just shit! Learn from WonSta! [14:46] Shindou     Seriously, Kusue, good job noticing that. [14:51] Shindou     There must be delivery companies that     transport cargo in this world, too. [14:57] Hako     Yeah, this world made me jump straight     to the idea of merchants, at first, [15:02] Hako     but normally, it'd be delivery     companies that transport cargo. [15:07] Makuah     And it was just our luck that they     have a monthly delivery today. [15:13] Shindou     Here they come! [15:16] Shindou     And they've got cargo! [15:18] Shindou     That's gotta be the one! [15:20] Delivery Driver     Cargo bound for Radodorbo? [15:23] Delivery Driver     Yes, I have some. [15:24] Shindou     Yes! [15:25] Shindou     If you don't mind, please allow     us to escort you to Radodorbo. [15:29] Delivery Driver     Well, I wouldn't mind that... [15:32] Delivery Guard     Now, wait just a minute. [15:34] Delivery Guard     Heroes or not, I don't     need any competition. [15:39] Shindou     We can't back down, either.     Our lives depend on this. [15:43] Delivery Guard     Well, then... [15:46] Delivery Guard     I have no choice! [15:58] Shindou     Well? No choice but to do what? [16:10] Toki     I got myself all exhausted for nothing. [16:13] Toki     Is Kahvel-san gonna be able     to retrieve her flags? [16:31] Kahvel     Great Hero... [16:33] Kahvel     Do you have a moment? [16:36] Yotsuya     Uh, sure. [16:46] Yotsuya     You're not going to sleep? [16:48] Kahvel     I don't need... [16:52] Kahvel     No, you're right. [16:54] Yotsuya     Uh-huh... [17:00] Kahvel     Great Hero... [17:02] Kahvel     Um, there's... there's... [17:06] Kahvel     There's something I've been     wanting to tell you. [17:11] Yotsuya     Okay... [17:18] Kahvel     Thank you. [17:21] Kahvel     For helping me avenge Bihmsberg. [17:27] Kahvel     I'm deeply, deeply grateful. [17:31] Yotsuya     Well, I was pissed off at them, too... [17:39] Kahvel     I've wanted to say that all along, [17:42] Kahvel     but it was difficult to     find the right timing. [17:46] Kahvel     I feel better. [17:48] Kahvel     Now I should sleep well tonight. [17:55] Yotsuya     She's so dutiful. [17:58] Toki     That was what she wanted to say?! [18:02] Toki     Don't be so damn misleading! [18:08] Delivery Driver     You really don't mind carrying     that stuff in your wagon? [18:12] Shindou     Not at all. [18:13] Shindou     We'll get it there no matter the cost.     You can rest easy. [18:17] Delivery Guard     I can't believe I get     to travel with heroes! [18:20] Delivery Guard     I'll learn so much from this! [18:22] Hako     It's scary how much his attitude's changed. [18:24] Shindou     Don't worry about it. [18:26] Shindou     Off we go! [18:36] Yotsuya     Since we'll reach Radodorbo     before the end of the day, [18:38] Yotsuya     I'd like to review what we're     going to do upon arrival. [18:42] Yotsuya     We've prepared three different cargos. [18:45] Yotsuya     The first is... [18:48] Yotsuya     the three condemned convicts. [18:49] Yotsuya     If we get them to a church     where they'll be kept safe, [18:52] Yotsuya     we might complete the quest. SIGN    ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.83%) SIGN    ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo SIGN    Time remaining: approx. 1 day, 15 hours [19:01] Yotsuya     If not, we'll try the second... [19:04] Yotsuya     the personal effects of the     dead kingdom soldiers. [19:07] Yotsuya     If we can sell them or get     someone to accept them, [19:10] Yotsuya     they might be counted as "the goods." SIGN    ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.83%) SIGN    ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo SIGN    Time remaining: approx. 1 day, 14 hours [19:18] Yotsuya     And that leaves our third cargo. [19:22] Toki     Those, huh? [19:27] Shindou     At this pace, we should get there     with plenty of time to spare... [19:32] Hako     But will helping to escort a     delivery man really be enough? [19:38] Shindou     If it does work, then what did     we go through all that for? [19:42] Shindou     It just seems too easy. SIGN    ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.83%) SIGN    ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo SIGN    Time remaining: approx. 1 day, 13 hours [19:45] Shindou     And we still have the     other part of the quest. [19:48] Hako     Considering our pace so far,     that'll be a close call, too. [19:55] Both     It's cleared?! SIGN    ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.83%) SIGN    ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo SIGN    Time remaining: approx. 1 day, 13 hours [20:01] Toki     It's cleared! [20:04] Yotsuya     So this was it. [20:12] Maranba Soldier 2     To think the Kingdom of Deokk was     carrying out such atrocities... [20:17] Kahvel     If you'd like more evidence     than what we've given you, [20:21] Kahvel     go to the church.     The victims are being cared for there. [20:25] Maranba Soldier 2     Very well. [20:27] Maranba Soldier 2     We truly thank you for bringing us this     information and stopping their plans. [20:32] Maranba Soldier 2     But even if it serves as evidence... [20:35] Maranba Soldier 2     You really don't need to bring     severed heads next time. [20:47] Toki     I never would've thought the kingdom     soldiers' heads would be the right answer. [20:51] Yotsuya     It may have met the conditions     to be considered "the goods," [20:55] Yotsuya     but in the end, I guess it was     all up to how the Master felt. [20:59] Shindou     Hey! [21:02] Shindou     I'm so glad we found you! [21:08] Shindou     In any case, we completed one quest. [21:11] Shindou     Good job! [21:13] Hako     That just leaves covering more of the map. [21:15] Toki     We have a day and a half left. [21:18] Yotsuya     Then... [21:20] Three     Let's split up. [21:27] Yotsuya     Wh-Why... do I feel like I've been     dumped by a girl I didn't ask out? SIGN    Heart-Racing Logout SIGN    To: Yotsuya Yuusuke [23:29] Seiyuu     Do you... really think we     should stay like this? [23:33] Seiyuu     Listen... [23:35] Three     Let's split up. [23:35] Yotsuya     Wait! I never asked you out! [23:37] Yotsuya     Where are you even filming this?!