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3 - Lingerie Panic

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[00:32] ---
    "Full Metal Panic!"
[00:44] ---
    Two of us looking for a place to escape
[00:52] ---
    We ran in a sunshine shower
[00:59] ---
    Even if I lose something
[01:07] ---
    I want to keep only this thing
[01:15] ---
    The meaning of being born in this world
[01:23] ---
    Let's go and find out
[01:28] ---
    Holding on, even to our pain
[01:33] ---
    Let's go and welcome a new world
[02:01] ---
    "Lingerie Panic"
[02:07] ---
    School trip?
[02:10] ---
    That's unusual for a school.
[02:12] ---
    They're taking a school
    trip at this time of year?
[02:15] ---
    The destination is Okinawa?
[02:18] ---
    Have I ever told you that I used
    to live in Okinawa for a while?
[02:22] ---
    No...
[02:23] ---
    It was my father's idea that I
    go to a Japanese school there.
[02:28] ---
    But I didn't mix well with other kids
[02:30] ---
    and was transferred to a school on the base.
[02:36] ---
    Excuse me. That wasn't something
    I should speak of here.
[02:40] ---
    It's okay.
[02:41] ---
    We received new information
    about some Whispereds.
[02:46] ---
    This shows the distribution of
    rare drugs in the Soviet Union.
[02:50] ---
    It looks to be centralized at the
    research facility in Khabarovsk.
[02:53] ---
    Hacking is impossible, right?
[02:56] ---
    Right, we have no choice but to
    stop the research physically.
[03:00] ---
    Physically?
[03:01] ---
    I think using cruise missiles
    is most appropriate.
[03:11] ---
    I see.
[03:12] ---
    This operation should be carried
    out at midnight on the weekend.
[03:15] ---
    Get as much information as possible
[03:17] ---
    by spy satellite to avoid
    all possible casualties.
[03:21] ---
    Roger, next, regarding Arbalest...
[03:27] ---
    Oh, my gosh. Oh, excuse me...
[03:31] ---
    Let me see, this is the
    first page and that is...
[03:37] ---
    Thank you very much.
[03:39] ---
    I'm sorry, Mr. Mardukas.
[03:41] ---
    No, please don't worry about it.
[03:44] ---
    Is this the document we were
    talking about? Let me see...
[03:47] ---
    Seven Promises of the One
    in Charge of Garbage?
[03:49] ---
    No, it's not.
[03:55] ---
    In charge of garbage?
[03:58] ---
    Can you burn food garbage?
[04:00] ---
    Are you stupid?
[04:01] ---
    "Noncombustible" "Combustible"
[04:01] ---
    If you're saying that,
[04:03] ---
    you won't be able to live alone.
[04:05] ---
    Shouldn't we separate PET
    bottles for recycling?
[04:07] ---
    Recital?
[04:08] ---
    Recycle!
[04:10] ---
    That kind of ignorance
[04:11] ---
    causes the natural resources crisis
    and wrecks the Earth's ecosystem.
[04:16] ---
    Awesome, Shiori!
[04:18] ---
    Ecosystem crisis... Is that the way it is?
[04:22] ---
    Are you all right? You're sweating so much.
[04:24] ---
    No... No problem.
[04:26] ---
    Don't take it too seriously.
[04:28] ---
    You should do this accordingly.
    Yes, do this accordingly.
[04:32] ---
    Accordingly?!
[04:36] ---
    All right, all right.
[04:38] ---
    I'll show you an example.
[04:40] ---
    Now, watch what I do.
[04:42] ---
    This is combustible garbage.
[04:43] ---
    This one is noncombustible garbage.
[04:45] ---
    Keep batteries separate.
[04:47] ---
    Umbrellas should be left at the entrance.
[04:49] ---
    Someone may use it later.
[04:54] ---
    There we go! Finished! How's that?
[04:59] ---
    Cool! You're awesome, Kana-chan!
[05:02] ---
    I'm surprised. I'm very impressed.
[05:05] ---
    I'm not living alone in vain.
[05:08] ---
    Well, please don't hesitate to
    ask me if you have any questions.
[05:13] ---
    You gave me reassuring
    words. I appreciate that.
[05:15] ---
    I wonder when they became so friendly?
[05:18] ---
    No idea.
[05:24] ---
    Promise 3: Put garbage in semi-clear bags.
[05:29] ---
    Promise 4: Put garbage bags
    together for each group.
[05:32] ---
    Promise 5: Do not cause any
    trouble to people at the inn.
[05:36] ---
    Promise 6: Try your best
    to keep things clean.
[05:39] ---
    Promise 7: Ask the class rep
    for advice when problems occur.
[05:44] ---
    Here you go!
[05:47] ---
    What is this? Is this
    sauce-flavored spaghetti?
[05:50] ---
    Are you really Japanese?
[05:55] ---
    You don't look well, Sousuke.
[05:58] ---
    No problem.
[05:59] ---
    You've been busy since we came here
[06:02] ---
    even though there's been
    no sign of any enemies.
[06:05] ---
    Tomorrow is Sunday.
[06:06] ---
    Why don't you stay in bed?
[06:08] ---
    We'll stick with Kaname.
[06:11] ---
    I can't do that.
[06:12] ---
    This is a direct order!
[06:14] ---
    Stay in bed tomorrow!
[06:16] ---
    Roger...
[06:21] ---
    Are you taking all of Weber's
    special fried noodles
[06:23] ---
    with canned crab for yourself?
[06:24] ---
    Canned crab?
[06:27] ---
    Ah! My canned crab!
[06:40] ---
    Hey Kana-chan, are you going to
    buy a new swimsuit for the trip?
[06:44] ---
    Of course, we're going
    all the way to Okinawa.
[06:47] ---
    It wouldn't be fun to
    wear the school swimsuit.
[06:50] ---
    Is that right?
[06:51] ---
    Hi, Japanese pretty girls!
[06:54] ---
    I have come from a far away country.
[06:58] ---
    I'm very lost.
[07:00] ---
    Please help me!
[07:04] ---
    I'm like a totally lost little kitty.
[07:07] ---
    Please, pretty girls!
[07:16] ---
    He's...
[07:18] ---
    ...such a flippant guy!
[07:28] ---
    Final confirmation of the
    Tomahawk's input data.
[07:30] ---
    Coordinates, terrain and video, no problems.
[07:34] ---
    Open the door to the number
    one launching tube.
[07:36] ---
    Open the number one launching tube door.
[07:42] ---
    The guidance system has been activated.
[07:44] ---
    Launch sequence has entered the final phase.
[07:46] ---
    Fire number one.
[07:48] ---
    Fire number one.
[07:49] ---
    Fire!
[08:07] ---
    Launch sequence completed.
[08:09] ---
    I'll close the MVLS hatch.
[08:11] ---
    Thanks for the good job.
[08:13] ---
    Now we'll dive to depth three
    hundred and turn south.
[08:17] ---
    Dive angle, twenty degrees!
[08:18] ---
    Yes, ma'am.
[08:20] ---
    Speed, forward two-thirds.
    Dive angle, twenty degrees.
[08:23] ---
    Speed, forward two-thirds.
    Dive angle, twenty degrees.
[08:26] ---
    Passing depth 80... 90... 100...
[08:30] ---
    Number one missile has passed waypoint Alpha.
[08:33] ---
    It's flying on set course.
[08:37] ---
    We'll know the results in three hours.
[08:41] ---
    Why don't you get some rest?
[08:43] ---
    I wish I could.
[08:53] ---
    I'd better not. I may have a nightmare.
[08:57] ---
    Lieutenant Commander, shall
    we withdraw the guards
[08:59] ---
    once the research facility is destroyed?
[09:01] ---
    Yes, but...
[09:03] ---
    Is there a problem?
[09:05] ---
    No, it must be my imagination.
[09:37] ---
    I'm back!
[09:39] ---
    Hey! You're awake, Sergeant Serious.
[09:42] ---
    Are you drunk while on-duty?
[09:43] ---
    I couldn't help it.
[09:45] ---
    I meant to have just one
    but Kyoko gave me more.
[09:51] ---
    What?! Are you talking about
    Kyoko Tokiwa, Kaname's friend?
[09:55] ---
    You're awake too, Miss?!
[09:57] ---
    If you stay up too late,
[09:58] ---
    it's not good for your skin.
[09:58] ---
    "Sushi"
[10:01] ---
    I can't believe it. You
    picked up the target.
[10:04] ---
    I've never heard of that before.
[10:07] ---
    I'm going to take you down!
[10:11] ---
    They'd only make me do a
    written apology as punishment.
[10:15] ---
    Did you say you'd go down on me?
[10:17] ---
    Oh Miss, isn't that sexual harassment?
[10:20] ---
    This is a secret mission.
[10:21] ---
    What are you trying to do
    by being friendly to them?
[10:23] ---
    Are you stupid?
[10:25] ---
    If I become their friend, it'll be easier
[10:27] ---
    to be close to her and easier
    to watch and guard her.
[10:29] ---
    Once you get attached to her,
[10:32] ---
    it may become difficult to
    judge situations correctly.
[10:35] ---
    She was talking about you too.
[10:37] ---
    "An interesting guy just
    transferred into school lately,"
[10:40] ---
    she said something like that.
[10:42] ---
    What did she say?
[10:44] ---
    Do you want to know?
[10:46] ---
    Not really.
[10:48] ---
    No, this is my duty. You tell me.
[10:51] ---
    Say, "Please let me hear it, sir."
[10:55] ---
    Just kidding. Don't get so serious.
[10:58] ---
    Would you like one?
[10:59] ---
    Sousuke, Kurz! We've got a problem!
[11:05] ---
    2021 hours, a suspicious
    person on the balcony.
[11:08] ---
    About to start a situation check.
[11:09] ---
    On his own?
[11:11] ---
    There might be someone else nearby.
[11:13] ---
    We need to catch him.
[11:15] ---
    Uruz 6, go to the building
    across from the apartment.
[11:17] ---
    Uruz 7, go and catch him!
[11:19] ---
    Give me 120 seconds!
[11:24] ---
    I'll wait in the M9!
[11:39] ---
    Uruz 6 to everyone, ready here.
[11:45] ---
    I don't see anybody else around here.
[11:47] ---
    He may be on his own.
[11:50] ---
    Don't lower your guard,
    especially behind you.
[11:52] ---
    Who are you talking to, stupid!
[11:57] ---
    Uruz 7, according to the
    directional microphone,
[12:00] ---
    she's currently taking
    a bath in the bathroom.
[12:05] ---
    Get rid of him before she
    comes out of the bathroom.
[12:07] ---
    You can't kill him.
[12:10] ---
    Uruz 7, roger.
[12:29] ---
    You've lost. Don't say anything.
[12:32] ---
    That's the way. You have
    to cherish your life.
[12:46] ---
    "Student ID"
[12:47] ---
    "Eleventh Grade, Class 4, ♪10
    Shinji Kazama (16 years old)"
[12:51] ---
    Uruz 6 to Uruz 7,
[12:54] ---
    take a good look at what he's holding.
[13:01] ---
    Those are panties! Beautiful, pure, white!
[13:05] ---
    End of communication!
[13:07] ---
    We're going back. You
    should do so accordingly.
[13:10] ---
    Oh, my goodness. Give me a break!
[13:16] ---
    You may speak.
[13:17] ---
    I'm so sorry. Sorry... I'm sorry.
[13:22] ---
    Speak quietly!
[13:23] ---
    I'm sorry. Please don't arrest me.
[13:26] ---
    I'm not the police, but
    I do want an explanation.
[13:33] ---
    Thank you... Are you Sagara?
[13:38] ---
    You're mistaken.
[13:39] ---
    But...
[13:41] ---
    Wrong person.
[13:43] ---
    Shinji Kazama, right? What are you doing?
[13:46] ---
    As you can see, I'm an underwear thief.
[13:48] ---
    You too?
[13:49] ---
    I'm not! I just happened to be walking by.
[13:52] ---
    Is that right?
[13:54] ---
    What were you going to do
    after you stole her garment?
[13:57] ---
    I'm not the one who wants them.
[13:59] ---
    I was just told to do it
    by some older students.
[14:02] ---
    Older students?
[14:03] ---
    Older students from the Photo Club.
[14:05] ---
    They took my photo negatives
[14:07] ---
    which I'd taken and saved for so long.
[14:10] ---
    They told me to go steal Chidori's
    panties if I wanted them back.
[14:15] ---
    Are they threatening you?
[14:16] ---
    They're not that bad though.
[14:19] ---
    "You're not brave enough to get
    close to a photographic object."
[14:22] ---
    "This is training for you,"
    they said things like that.
[14:25] ---
    Nonsense!
[14:27] ---
    Because Kaname Chidori
    is their number one idol,
[14:29] ---
    but nobody wants her as a girlfriend.
[14:32] ---
    "She's the suitable one to try
    your courage on," as they say.
[14:35] ---
    Now I understand the rough story.
[14:38] ---
    Don't you think it would bother her?
[14:39] ---
    Yes, but I want my negatives back.
[14:42] ---
    They're the photos of Arm Slaves that I took
[14:44] ---
    when I traveled to all the bases in Japan.
[14:46] ---
    Is that right?
[14:47] ---
    You like those things, right, Sagara?
[14:50] ---
    I don't mean I like these though.
[14:53] ---
    I took photos of the Marine
    Corps' M6 stationed in Okinawa.
[14:57] ---
    What?! Is it an A2 model?
[14:59] ---
    Yes!
[15:00] ---
    Yes, it had a reactive armor shield.
[15:04] ---
    How did it actually move?
[15:06] ---
    According to the people at the base,
[15:07] ---
    its balance isn't that good.
[15:10] ---
    The control system is
    Rockwell's MSO12, right?
[15:16] ---
    No, I believe it is the 11.
[15:19] ---
    Is it? Anyway, the feedback
    architecture has too much on it.
[15:24] ---
    Once the bi-lateral angle exceeds
    3.5, it can't be controlled well
[15:27] ---
    because of the weight of
    the portable firearms.
[15:29] ---
    I see. You may be right.
[15:33] ---
    You think it's good enough
    to ambush enemies, right?
[15:35] ---
    The latest M9 won't soon be stationed there.
[15:35] ---
    They're having a nice chat.
[15:38] ---
    The beginning of a beautiful friendship?
[15:38] ---
    By the way, regarding the Bofors gun...
[15:43] ---
    I'm impressed at how much
    you know about these things.
[15:45] ---
    I can't believe you're a civilian.
[15:47] ---
    I'm not that good yet.
[15:50] ---
    You know a lot more, Sagara.
[15:52] ---
    Oh, no, not that much.
[16:01] ---
    What are you doing?
[16:03] ---
    Chidori... It's a coincidence.
[16:16] ---
    You guys...
[16:17] ---
    You perverts!
[16:24] ---
    It has landed.
[16:25] ---
    Start damage evaluation from the bombing.
[16:28] ---
    The destruction of the main
    target has been confirmed.
[16:31] ---
    It appears to be in flames.
[16:44] ---
    The research facility is ruined!
[16:47] ---
    All of the research data on
    the Whispered has been lost.
[16:50] ---
    It's impossible to continue the research.
[16:53] ---
    I feel sorry for you.
[16:54] ---
    If you hadn't kept it a
    secret from the Kremlin,
[16:56] ---
    you could have backed up
    all the data elsewhere.
[16:59] ---
    Gauron, your contract is canceled!
[17:05] ---
    Do you know what this sound is?
[17:09] ---
    It's a DVD.
[17:11] ---
    It's full of very attractive numbers.
[17:16] ---
    Is it the research data?
[17:18] ---
    Damn you! When did you...
[17:21] ---
    As I expected you'd get angry,
    I took different measures.
[17:25] ---
    See you, Captain. Take care
    of yourself in prison.
[17:29] ---
    Wait! What are you going to do with the data?
[17:35] ---
    Captain, the party headquarters
    is interested in your side job.
[17:39] ---
    What?!
[17:40] ---
    There is a strong suspicion that
    you appropriated the facility
[17:43] ---
    for your personal use, and as
    a result, it caused a big loss.
[17:45] ---
    Please wait! I was framed!
[17:48] ---
    I'll listen to you in Lubianka.
[17:58] ---
    She is their number one idol but
    nobody wants her as a girlfriend?
[18:02] ---
    It's kinda true.
[18:04] ---
    She punched me seriously.
[18:06] ---
    I tried to let Kazama get away,
[18:08] ---
    but he fell into the hedge underneath.
[18:10] ---
    I'm surprised that he didn't die
    after he fell from the fourth floor.
[18:13] ---
    I was close too.
[18:15] ---
    I managed to escape but if she had killed me,
[18:19] ---
    I wonder what the Lieutenant
    Commander would think?
[18:20] ---
    I can imagine that though.
[18:23] ---
    Give me your signature for the
    paperwork on sorting out mementos.
[18:25] ---
    And we'll move on to the next job.
[18:28] ---
    Could you at least give me a sigh?
[18:31] ---
    She seems to hate me completely this time.
[18:34] ---
    I guess so.
[18:41] ---
    Orders from de Danaan.
[18:44] ---
    The mission is complete.
[18:45] ---
    Guarding Kaname Chidori is over, it says.
[18:49] ---
    What?
[18:50] ---
    What does it mean?
[18:52] ---
    It appears that they destroyed
    the enemies' hideout.
[18:55] ---
    So it has become safe for the moment.
[18:58] ---
    We don't need to stick with her anymore.
[19:01] ---
    Oh, darn. I managed to
    get to know her a little.
[19:05] ---
    It was just a short-lived relationship.
[19:08] ---
    We have a week off where we are.
[19:11] ---
    You're kidding? Cool!
[19:13] ---
    But Uruz 7 is to attend the school
    trip as it was planned before.
[19:17] ---
    What?
[19:18] ---
    The fee was already paid.
[19:20] ---
    You need to make the most of it.
[19:22] ---
    It is the Lieutenant Commander's order.
[19:23] ---
    But...
[19:24] ---
    Why don't you go?!
[19:26] ---
    Kaname is safe now, Sousuke.
[19:29] ---
    Why don't you enjoy an ordinary
    high school life without duty?
[19:37] ---
    All right, everything becomes experience.
[19:44] ---
    Eleventh grade, Fourth class. Begin entering!
[19:53] ---
    Let's go! Move quickly!
[19:56] ---
    I have a question, Chidori.
[19:58] ---
    Over there! Don't walk slowly!
[20:01] ---
    Should I collect garbage in
    the aircraft before landing?
[20:05] ---
    Or should I do it after landing?
[20:08] ---
    I'm busy! Could you not talk to me?!
[20:17] ---
    It's only natural.
[20:18] ---
    If you found someone chatting while
    he plays around with your panties,
[20:21] ---
    you'd get angry too.
[20:29] ---
    What's the matter? You look super angry.
[20:33] ---
    I'm fine. Fine!
[20:36] ---
    It's big!
[20:37] ---
    It's my first time getting on a jumbo jet.
[20:42] ---
    Hard work, isn't it?
[20:44] ---
    You must use extra caution when you
    have so many high school students.
[20:49] ---
    Not really.
[20:51] ---
    I wish I could throw them out
    8,000 meters above the ground.
[20:56] ---
    Then it would be a nice,
    quiet, enjoyable flight.
[21:01] ---
    Don't you think so?
[21:04] ---
    Just kidding.
[21:08] ---
    Is this your first time on a plane?
[21:10] ---
    Yes...
[21:41] ---
    A little flower in my heart
[21:52] ---
    The never dying flower you gave me
[22:04] ---
    I'm not afraid, even of believing
[22:10] ---
    That's how strong I've become
[22:17] ---
    I was so glad to have met you
[22:23] ---
    I was proud of my hand holding your hand
[22:29] ---
    Even though we are looking at different skies
[22:36] ---
    See, I can walk alone
[22:53] ---
    "This story is fiction."
[22:53] ---
    "The names of characters and groups
    are unrelated to any existing ones."
[22:58] ---
    "Next Full Metal Panic"
[22:58] ---
    We've been waiting for this school trip.
[23:00] ---
    What's wrong with this airplane?
[23:02] ---
    Aren't we going to Okinawa?
[23:04] ---
    What?! I'm a hostage?
[23:07] ---
    On the next Full Metal
    Panic: Episode 4, "Kidnap."

[23:11] ---
    It's your turn, Sagara!
[23:13] ---
    Leave the garbage to me!
[23:15] ---