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13 - A Cat and a Kitten's Rock & Roll

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[00:35] ---
    "Full Metal Panic!"
[00:44] ---
    Two of us looking for a place to escape
[00:52] ---
    We ran in a sunshine shower
[00:59] ---
    Even if I lose something else
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    I want to keep only this thing
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    The meaning of being born in this world
[01:23] ---
    Let's go and find out
[01:28] ---
    Holding on, even to our pain
[01:33] ---
    Let's go and welcome a new world
[02:02] ---
    The metal fatigue
    on the variable torque screw
[02:05] ---
    can be seen to be more than we expected.
[02:08] ---
    Expectation and hope
    are always to disappoint us.
[02:11] ---
    I think the Tuatha de Danaan
    is doing a lot better than we expected.
[02:27] ---
    "Oshiruko"
[02:39] ---
    "A Cat and a Kitten's Rock & Roll"
[02:48] ---
    Yo! Welcome back!
    I'm visiting your place.
[02:51] ---
    No wonder I could smell cigarettes.
[02:54] ---
    What? I've been using the ventilator.
[03:10] ---
    I wonder what the cleaning lady,
    who loves to gossip,
[03:12] ---
    will think when she sees this mess?
[03:15] ---
    People may think that I drink
    and smoke like a cheap bar girl.
[03:21] ---
    I can't stand that!
[03:22] ---
    What's that? Are you talking about me?
[03:25] ---
    Tell me who else does such things!
[03:28] ---
    What the heck?!
[03:29] ---
    So for the highly ranked Miss Testarossa
[03:31] ---
    all women who drink and smoke are bitches?
[03:35] ---
    Could you stop speaking like that?
[03:38] ---
    You sound like a gang member in a B movie.
[03:40] ---
    What are you talking about?
[03:41] ---
    You're like the big, bad boss
    of the gang, aren't you?
[03:44] ---
    You're insulting me!
    I'm trying hard every day
[03:46] ---
    so that people don't think
    of this organization like that.
[03:50] ---
    But the lower-level workers,
    like you, are behaving like this.
[03:52] ---
    Lower-level worker?!
[03:54] ---
    How can you say such a thing?
[04:05] ---
    I'm saying that your irresponsible
    attitude like this is lower-level.
[04:08] ---
    I wish you would recognize who you are!
[04:10] ---
    Oh, my, you're talking so high and mighty.
[04:12] ---
    You always hide under water,
    sit back in the chair
[04:14] ---
    and give us orders.
    That's all you do.
[04:17] ---
    You're insulting me so much!
    You'll never know what my job is!
[04:22] ---
    That's right.
[04:23] ---
    It must be too difficult to imagine
    what my responsibility is like
[04:26] ---
    for someone from the Marine Corps
    with a brain made of muscles.
[04:29] ---
    Shut up!
[04:30] ---
    If you say so, why don't you
    lay your life on the line
[04:32] ---
    and stand in the line of fire sometime?!
[04:34] ---
    You're just relying on
    the high-performance M9.
[04:36] ---
    Do you think that makes you a hero?
[04:38] ---
    How do you know?
    You can't even operate an AS!
[04:42] ---
    I can do that, but I choose not to.
[04:47] ---
    Is that right?
[04:48] ---
    Yes, I can operate it much better than you,
[04:51] ---
    a savage who only relies on her instinct
[04:54] ---
    and cannot make the most
    of the performance of an M9.
[04:58] ---
    Damn little kid...
[05:03] ---
    Why don't you show me then?
[05:07] ---
    If you say so, why don't
    we have a match in AS's?
[05:10] ---
    If I lose, I'll run a lap
    around the base naked.
[05:15] ---
    Naked?!
[05:16] ---
    I may allow you to wear underwear.
[05:23] ---
    All right, that's fine.
[05:26] ---
    Let's have a match in AS's.
[05:29] ---
    I'll correct your self-conceit.
[05:33] ---
    I'll do anything, even
    run a lap naked, if I lose.
[05:47] ---
    Damn, Melissa...
[05:52] ---
    I hate her!
[06:15] ---
    "Additional equipment:
[06:16] ---
    "Paint bullets, training ATD, training blade.
[06:20] ---
    "Permission for use granted.
    Teresa Testarossa."
[06:27] ---
    "P.S. Don't be a coward.
[06:31] ---
    "The loser must run a lap
    around the base, naked!"
[06:36] ---
    Naked?! Oh, Tessa... Or Mao...
[06:41] ---
    Am I not good enough?
[06:44] ---
    The gentle Captain is doing this.
[06:47] ---
    Are you going to accept it?
[06:48] ---
    I will. After all, she
    did issue the challenge.
[06:55] ---
    You shouldn't. Don't you feel sorry for her?
[06:57] ---
    Right, it's a waste of your time.
[06:59] ---
    No way! I'm planning on teasing her a lot.
[07:03] ---
    Until she says, "I'm sorry!" in tears,
[07:06] ---
    I'll keep pushing her around.
[07:11] ---
    She looks extremely happy.
[07:13] ---
    Are you a sadist after all?
    You're not acting like an adult.
[07:16] ---
    It's the same with her.
    She is such a little kid.
[07:20] ---
    Who did you say is a little kid?
[07:23] ---
    I'll go check on...
[07:27] ---
    Oh, here's Miss Captain.
[07:29] ---
    You must be thinking you can beat me easily,
[07:32] ---
    but it won't happen like that.
[07:35] ---
    Besides that, can you really
    run a lap around the base naked?
[07:39] ---
    Same to you.
[07:41] ---
    Sergeant Sagara!
[07:43] ---
    Yes!
[07:44] ---
    I have something to talk to you about.
    Please come with me.
[07:46] ---
    Yes, ma'am!
[07:54] ---
    Tessa's naked body?!
[07:57] ---
    Sousuke!
[08:03] ---
    It's okay. You can't help
    it if it's your job.
[08:07] ---
    Ha, ha, ha, and ha to you!
[08:19] ---
    Shall we start soon?
[08:22] ---
    Yes, please, coach.
[08:24] ---
    Well, Captain...
    Please don't call me "coach."
[08:29] ---
    But you're a coach. I'll call you
    Mr. Sagara if you prefer.
[08:33] ---
    I'd appreciate it if you would.
[08:36] ---
    Yes, coach! I mean, Mr. Sagara.
[08:45] ---
    The experts can climb up without
    the ladder, but please do not try.
[08:51] ---
    Even in the sit-down position,
    the height is four meters.
[08:54] ---
    It's about two stories high.
[08:57] ---
    Please don't try.
[09:01] ---
    Please go up there.
[09:02] ---
    Yes!
[09:06] ---
    Oops-a-daisy, it's quite difficult.
[09:21] ---
    Ouch...
[09:36] ---
    Captain, are you hurt?
[09:38] ---
    I'm all right.
[09:40] ---
    I'm sorry, and I feel a bit lucky.
[09:49] ---
    Captain?!
[09:54] ---
    This is not good, extremely not good.
[10:09] ---
    I've done it! I'm in, Mr. Sagara!
[10:16] ---
    Now, please step out with one foot.
[10:19] ---
    Yes, I will.
[10:28] ---
    Here I go!
[10:36] ---
    Captain!
[10:42] ---
    Captain, please stop moving.
[10:45] ---
    Captain!
[10:46] ---
    Help me!
[10:47] ---
    Stay still!
[10:48] ---
    --I can't stop it.
[10:48] ---
    --Don't move!
[10:50] ---
    I can't stop!
[10:52] ---
    Captain!
[11:18] ---
    Oh, you smell of alcohol.
[11:22] ---
    Give me the usual stuff, barkeeper.
[11:24] ---
    Me too, give me another one.
[11:27] ---
    Why don't you have something else?
[11:29] ---
    It's okay. Give it to me, mister.
[11:33] ---
    Oh, my goodness...
[11:36] ---
    Tessa seems to be seriously practicing.
[11:39] ---
    How stupid. I feel sorry for Sousuke too.
[11:42] ---
    You're the stupid one.
[11:44] ---
    All her life, she's been forced
    to prove that she can do
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    whatever someone has told her she can't.
[11:51] ---
    You told Tessa she couldn't operate an AS.
[11:55] ---
    That was something you shouldn't have said.
[11:57] ---
    I know that.
[12:00] ---
    I know her favorite snack,
    the bugs she hates, her bra size...
[12:05] ---
    I just don't like the way she pretends
[12:09] ---
    to be strong and independent unnecessarily.
[12:13] ---
    Is that true?
[12:14] ---
    Yes, it's true. She's so pathetic.
[12:17] ---
    She believes she can change the world.
[12:21] ---
    She's so childish.
[12:23] ---
    How about you when you were her age?
[12:27] ---
    I was a lot stupider than she is.
[12:32] ---
    What?
[12:34] ---
    Is that the truth?
[12:39] ---
    Right, it may be the truth.
[12:42] ---
    I must have an inferiority complex.
[12:56] ---
    Mr. Sagara, you're also
    thinking that I can't win.
[12:59] ---
    That is... It's not true.
[13:02] ---
    It's all right. You don't need to say that.
[13:04] ---
    I'm not stupid and I think
    I know how to fight.
[13:10] ---
    You're saying that you plan on winning?
[13:11] ---
    Yes, the other reason I asked
    Mr. Sagara to be my coach
[13:15] ---
    is to ask your opinions too.
[13:18] ---
    See, this area doesn't have good visibility
[13:22] ---
    because of the thick bushes.
    Here the soil is very soft.
[13:25] ---
    Thinking of the weight of the M9...
[13:36] ---
    What do you think?
[13:37] ---
    It's a good plan.
[13:39] ---
    Is that right? I'm so glad.
    It was worth thinking very hard.
[13:44] ---
    You may want to change
    the direction to this way
[13:46] ---
    when you think about the time of the day.
[13:49] ---
    You'd be against the light.
[13:51] ---
    I see.
[13:52] ---
    But no matter what you do,
    you'll have only one chance.
[13:55] ---
    If it doesn't work after I try, I'll give up.
[13:59] ---
    I'll surprise Melissa.
[14:01] ---
    Surprise her?
[14:04] ---
    Yes, if I can do that, running a lap
    around the base naked is nothing.
[14:09] ---
    It's true.
[14:15] ---
    She's late!
[14:19] ---
    Hey, Miss.
[14:21] ---
    What?
[14:22] ---
    Have you read about Musashi Miyamoto?
[14:28] ---
    Is that the name of a battleship?
[14:30] ---
    Never mind.
[14:38] ---
    No way?!
[14:39] ---
    A gas turbine engine?!
[14:51] ---
    An M6?
[14:54] ---
    I see. She prefers the
    easy handling to the specs.
[15:02] ---
    You kept me waiting for a while.
[15:04] ---
    I'm sorry.
[15:07] ---
    I had a light lunch because I was hungry.
[15:17] ---
    Melissa...
[15:18] ---
    What?
[15:19] ---
    You don't need to pull your punches.
[15:22] ---
    That's fine.
[15:35] ---
    11 o'clock, distance 6.
[15:37] ---
    The target is one AS.
    Set up Alpha 1.
[15:41] ---
    Here I go. I'm going to finish her off.
[15:49] ---
    You missed.
[15:50] ---
    Why?
[15:52] ---
    You didn't hit her directly.
    You hit the tree in front.
[15:54] ---
    What are you talking about?
[15:55] ---
    If it was a real bullet, it would have
    blown away the tree all together.
[15:58] ---
    But you didn't shoot a real bullet.
    They are paint bullets.
[16:02] ---
    Oh, my goodness.
[16:06] ---
    All missed. They didn't hit directly.
[16:08] ---
    What the hell?!
[16:12] ---
    She missed. You're lucky, Mao.
[16:15] ---
    If it was a real bullet, the debris
    would have damaged your sensors.
[16:18] ---
    Really, Tessa is doing well. Good luck!
[16:22] ---
    You guys!
[16:26] ---
    It's all right. I just need to shoot her
    with a bullet directly, right?
[16:30] ---
    Affirmative.
[16:31] ---
    Then, watch me well!
[16:38] ---
    Be prepared, baby.
[16:50] ---
    Don't fall down.
    I mustn't fall down.

[17:03] ---
    This is the battlefield of AS's.
[17:15] ---
    If they were real bullets...
[17:17] ---
    Melissa is always fighting
    in a place like this.

[17:23] ---
    We're both women,
    but we are at different levels.

[17:27] ---
    I can't...
[17:29] ---
    I can't beat her!
[17:31] ---
    Captain!
[17:32] ---
    You're getting too slow.
    Calm down and move.
[17:35] ---
    I know that, but...
[17:38] ---
    You'll be all right.
    You can do it. I guarantee it!
[17:49] ---
    I guarantee it!
[17:52] ---
    Yes!
[17:58] ---
    It's quicker than I thought, but...
[18:02] ---
    Let's finish this.
[18:08] ---
    ECS?!
[18:16] ---
    No reaction. What does it mean?
[18:25] ---
    I'm impressed, really, but...
[18:31] ---
    I feel sorry for her though.
[18:38] ---
    No point in doing that.
[18:43] ---
    Alpha 1 has been lost.
[18:53] ---
    Please hit it!
[19:26] ---
    I lost. Congrats. I was totally wiped out.
[19:30] ---
    I won't complain that it's
    not fair to prepare a trap.
[19:32] ---
    Or that the judge was on her side.
[19:35] ---
    Or everybody was supporting Tessa
    and how unfortunate and lonely I am.
[19:39] ---
    I won't say any of these.
[19:42] ---
    If it was a real battle, I would've won.
[19:45] ---
    I won't insist ungracefully like that.
[19:48] ---
    You sound like you have
    a whole lot of complaints.
[19:50] ---
    Danger is the next-door neighbor to security.
[19:53] ---
    That's right. Danger is the
    next-door neighbor to security.
[19:58] ---
    Oh, my god... What am I doing?
[20:03] ---
    Oh, my...
[20:28] ---
    Melissa...
[20:29] ---
    I'm sorry that I said so many
    terrible things to you.
[20:43] ---
    I need to thank your workers.
[20:50] ---
    I'm sorry I did such a silly thing.
[20:53] ---
    I'm glad I lost.
    It must be natural this way.
[20:58] ---
    But this is it, no more.
[21:01] ---
    I had enough of AS's.
[21:04] ---
    Excuse me...
[21:06] ---
    What happened to "running
    a lap around the base naked"?
[21:13] ---
    You're the worst.
[21:41] ---
    A little flower in my heart
[21:52] ---
    The never dying flower you gave me
[22:04] ---
    I'm not afraid, even of believing
[22:10] ---
    That's how strong I've become
[22:17] ---
    I was so glad to have met you
[22:23] ---
    I was proud of my hand holding your hand
[22:29] ---
    Even though we are looking at different skies
[22:36] ---
    See, I can walk alone
SIGN    "This story is fiction. The names of characters and groups are unrelated to any existing ones."
[22:58] ---
    "Next Full Metal Panic"
[22:59] ---
    The Self-Defense Force is going to be
    challenged to an extreme AS battle.

[23:02] ---
    For pride, for love and for
    "I couldn't say no."

[23:06] ---
    On the next Full Metal Panic:
    Episode 14, "Is Narashino Burning?"

[23:08] ---
    "Is Narashino Burning?"
[23:10] ---
    The key word for victory is "grated radish."
[23:12] ---
    You're kidding.