1 - The Guy I Kinda Like is a Sergeant

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[00:32] ---
    "Full Metal Panic!"
[00:44] ---
    Two of us looking for a place to escape
[00:52] ---
    We ran in a sunshine shower
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    Even if I lose something else
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    I want to keep only this thing
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    The meaning of being born in this world
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    Let's go and find out
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    Holding on, even to our pain
[01:33] ---
    Let's go and welcome a new world
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    Rugon and Ninikke, Omega tita Q tani...
[02:05] ---
    Noninna structure's first
    construction material...
[02:10] ---
    Platheodium, televium, polyal, amydogel,
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    fle, flexible ishal muscle...
[02:21] ---
    Paradididium, reactor is a cube
    curil nucleon electro-magnetic
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    holo is camouflage...
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    It's morning!
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    Get up!
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    Kana-chan, you'll be late!
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    "The Guy I Kinda Like is a Sergeant"
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    Don't!
[03:06] ---
    Let me bite it or kill me!
[03:09] ---
    Let... Let me bite it or ki-ki-kill...
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    Stop it!
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    They did such horrible things.
[03:22] ---
    Look, there are the mountains!
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    You can go back!
[03:26] ---
    You can go back home!
[05:13] ---
    Arm Slave...
[05:38] ---
    Here come Mithril's warriors
    to rescue the princess!
[05:41] ---
    You idiot! Hurry up, Sousuke.
    There are new ones.
[05:45] ---
    I'll pick up in fifteen seconds.
[05:49] ---
    What are you going to do with me?
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    I'll take you back with me.
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    What is your name?
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    Please tell me.
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    Sagara, Sousuke Sagara.
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    Hey, you.
[06:30] ---
    If you had used an old M6, you'd
    have been under the permafrost.
[06:36] ---
    He took out the enemy's Hind with an M9!
[06:40] ---
    A Hind?
[06:42] ---
    Yes, it's possible to do with the M9's spec.
[06:47] ---
    Here it comes: The Hind is getting
    close to a beautiful girl.
[06:53] ---
    He tears off the Hind's gigantic
    body and throws it to the wasteland!
[07:00] ---
    Lieutenant Commander Kalinin is calling you.
[07:03] ---
    Tell him if you have a complaint.
[07:06] ---
    You too, Sousuke.
[07:08] ---
    Roger.
[07:11] ---
    Why don't you stop making
    that screwy expression?
[07:13] ---
    Even if you don't do it, you
    already have a funny face.
[07:16] ---
    You can say whatever you want to
    dear me, a former model for The Tag!
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    Aim and shoot your heart!
[07:26] ---
    Stupid.
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    You bitch!
[07:30] ---
    I'll make you claw at my
    back like crazy someday!
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    What did you call me?
[07:37] ---
    Huh? Huh?!
[07:39] ---
    You're a sergeant major I
    can trust very much, ma'am.
[07:45] ---
    Come in.
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    Sergeant Major Melissa
    Mao, Sergeant Kurz Weber
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    and Sergeant Sousuke Sagara, reporting.
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    Here's your mission.
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    Kaname Chidori?
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    She's going to be good looking in the future.
[08:08] ---
    That photo is four years old.
[08:10] ---
    She's sixteen now.
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    Where's a photo of that version?
[08:16] ---
    It's highly possible the KGB or some other
    unknown organization may try to kidnap her.
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    Needless to say, the Japanese
    government cannot know about this.
[08:24] ---
    Of course, Kaname Chidori is not to
    know you are guarding her either.
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    All three of you will work on this.
[08:28] ---
    Only three of us? That'll be tough!
[08:31] ---
    This is what we have the three of you for.
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    I request Class B equipment.
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    Approved.
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    One M9 with minimum equipment.
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    Take two outside condensers with you.
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    It's not impossible.
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    First of all, start with forging
    documents and ID photos.
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    Camera! Camera!
[08:50] ---
    Documents? Photos?
[08:52] ---
    What kind of documents, Lieutenant Commander?
[08:56] ---
    What else?
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    Transfer notification.
[09:10] ---
    What are these?
[09:11] ---
    Things most Japanese high
    school students probably have.
[09:14] ---
    I gathered them from all over the submarine.
[09:16] ---
    Is that right? What's this?
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    A condom.
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    I know that, but why would high
    school students need such a thing?
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    Don't look the other way.
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    Why don't you smile, Sousuke?
[09:30] ---
    Hey, don't pretend to be so
    innocent, you dirty old man!
[09:35] ---
    What are you talking about?
[09:36] ---
    I've used it before.
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    If you don't have a water bottle
    in the jungle, you can use this.
[09:42] ---
    It can hold a liter of water.
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    Right, Mithril.
[09:59] ---
    Are you sure you can use your real name?
[10:01] ---
    There's no record of me in that country.
[10:05] ---
    There won't be a problem.
[10:07] ---
    That may be true, but...
[10:13] ---
    Are you really sure?
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    I'll try my best.
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    Tessa was worried about you.
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    The captain was? No wonder.
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    It's an important mission.
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    I'm not talking about that.
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    We're about to leave!
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    Good morning, Kana-chan. You'll be late.
[11:30] ---
    Our angel has low blood pressure
    and doesn't do well in the morning.
[11:34] ---
    What? What?!
[11:37] ---
    The morning shower of a high school girl?
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    Idiot! Why don't you go now?!
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    Begin voice print check. Your
    name, rank and ID number.
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    Kurz Weber, Sergeant, B-3127.
[12:02] ---
    Sergeant Kurz, confirmed.
[12:05] ---
    0750 hours, "Angel" goes to school.
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    Okay!
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    Hatch lock. Start run mode 4.
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    Bi-lateral angle, 3.5.
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    Roger. Run mode 4, BMSA 3.5, complete.
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    ECS invisible mode activate.
[12:27] ---
    ECS activate.
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    The uniform excites me!
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    Dumbass. Sousuke!
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    Malbim's Success Philosophy, The History.
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    Let's Live Like Zhuge Liang!
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    So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish.
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    You have unusual tastes.
    All right, you may go.
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    Next... Open the bag!
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    Good morning!
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    Kana-chan!
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    Good morning!
[13:44] ---
    Kyoko? Who was that guy?!
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    He said his father is a designer and
    his friend is in J-League, and so on!
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    Those things are not important to me!
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    I wanted to say, "Who are you after all?"
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    Can't he carry a conversation
    that'll enrich our lives a little?!
[14:00] ---
    Hey, stop there!
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    Like, about Zhuge Liang's life
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    or an effective way to use methane
    hydrate. Something like that.
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    It's very true.
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    What are you talking about, Kyoko?
[14:10] ---
    You brought him to me.
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    Because I was asked.
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    In that case, if someone asks you
    to sell me to a foreign country,
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    will you do that?
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    I might.
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    Oh, my goodness.
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    The very first day at school
    after being transferred...
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    I'll keep this toy!
[14:29] ---
    No, that isn't a toy.
[14:31] ---
    It's loaded with splat bullets
    which have a high kill potential.
[14:35] ---
    It's highly dangerous.
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    Never touch the trigger please.
[14:36] ---
    Oh, my gosh, he's a military maniac.
[14:38] ---
    If it should go off, there may be casualties.
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    He's weird.
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    Looks to be true.
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    Okay, okay. I understand. Don't worry.
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    Oh, my idol.
[14:55] ---
    "Year 2 Class 4"
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    Listen, everybody!
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    I'll introduce a new classmate.
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    Ma-ni-ac... Bang!
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    Well, why don't you introduce
    yourself, Sagara?
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    I'm Sergeant Sousuke Sagara.
[15:11] ---
    Sir-gentle-sauce-key Sagara?
[15:14] ---
    No, it's more like "Lord of
    Hachiba Chikuzen, Hideyoshi."
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    Is "sergeant" a sergeant in the military?
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    Be quiet! Listen until the end!
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    Stop joking, Sagara.
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    I'm very sorry. I'm Sousuke Sagara.
[15:31] ---
    I'm sorry, but please forget
    about "sergeant." That is all.
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    Why don't you sing a song?!
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    Is that all?
[15:39] ---
    Yes, that's all!
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    Does anybody have any questions?
[15:43] ---
    Yes! Where did Mr. Sagara move from?
[15:45] ---
    Yes!
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    Afghanistan, Lebanon,
    Cambodia, Iraq, Colombia.
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    You've been overseas for
    a while, haven't you?
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    What are your hobbies?
[15:59] ---
    I bet it's model guns.
[16:01] ---
    No, my hobbies are fishing and reading.
[16:04] ---
    What kind of books do you read?
[16:06] ---
    Yes! Mostly technical books
    and technical magazines.
[16:10] ---
    I often read through Jane's Almanac.
[16:13] ---
    Soldier of Fortune is enjoyable too.
[16:17] ---
    I subscribe to Harris
    publisher's Arm Slave Monthly.
[16:21] ---
    That reminds me.
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    I've read the Japanese
    publication AS Fan too.
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    I was very impressed with it because it
    had a very high level of information.
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    It's a good magazine.
[16:32] ---
    Lately, I'm into books
    regarding maritime affairs.
[16:35] ---
    I bought about ten new editions
    of Naval Institute Press.
[16:39] ---
    Before sleeping...
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    Please forget about that.
[16:44] ---
    Let me think... Do you
    have a favorite musician?
[17:09] ---
    "Jindai Tokyo Municipal High School"
[17:09] ---
    Goro Kadokawa and Suppin Girls!
[17:17] ---
    Anybody, please take over for me!
[17:21] ---
    He's definitely weird.
[17:25] ---
    Don't you think what he
    says is totally messed up?
[17:28] ---
    During recess, he keeps going back and
    forth, between the classroom and the corridor.
[17:33] ---
    He did that?
[17:34] ---
    Yes, he did.
[17:36] ---
    Those restless people irritate me a lot.
[17:40] ---
    Why don't you stop looking at him then?
[17:42] ---
    I'm not looking at him. Not at such a maniac!
[17:45] ---
    And on top of that, my
    eyes keep meeting his.
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    He keeps looking at me!
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    He pretends as if it were just a coincidence
    and looks in a different direction,
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    but it's too obvious. Oooh, yuck!
[17:57] ---
    I guess it's because you're pretty.
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    Thanks, but that doesn't matter with this.
[18:02] ---
    That's the way a pervert looks at someone.
[18:07] ---
    It seems like you've been complaining
    about Sagara for a long time, Kana-chan.
[18:10] ---
    You think so?
[18:13] ---
    Yes, are you worried about him that much?
[18:16] ---
    No way!
[18:20] ---
    Right! Let's get over this subject.
[18:23] ---
    Let's go.
[18:36] ---
    Everybody, get down!
[18:45] ---
    You dirty man! Don't look!
[18:47] ---
    It hurts!
[18:48] ---
    Are you all right, Kana-chan?
[18:50] ---
    Look at this! I've gotten scraped up!
[18:53] ---
    I apologize for treating you so roughly.
[18:56] ---
    But I didn't mean to hurt
    you or your friends.
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    What did you mean then?!
[19:02] ---
    I can't tell you that.
[19:03] ---
    You don't have a Need to Know.
[19:05] ---
    Need to Know?! What would I need?!
[19:08] ---
    No, I'm sorry, but I can't.
[19:10] ---
    What did you come here for, Sagara?
[19:15] ---
    At my old school, I was active
    in this same kind of sport.
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    I'm proud that I did a good job there.
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    I have confidence in my physical strength.
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    I don't think you'll lose anything
    if you hire me. How's that?
[19:31] ---
    Here we go!
[19:35] ---
    "Girls' Softball Club"
[19:37] ---
    "Girls'"
[19:42] ---
    I almost kicked an old man. His
    dog barked at me like crazy.
[19:46] ---
    I cracked a window on a cram school
    building by putting my hand on it.
[19:49] ---
    The elementary school students
    in the classroom were so scared.
[19:53] ---
    I'm honestly exhausted!
[20:00] ---
    A call for Kaname.
[20:03] ---
    Yeah, yeah, and...?
[20:06] ---
    Oh, my gosh! Is that right?
[20:11] ---
    Right, he's new at school.
[20:16] ---
    Shut up!
[20:19] ---
    What's that?
[20:20] ---
    This is a pipe chair.
[20:21] ---
    I can see that.
[20:24] ---
    She put the handcuffs with the
    keyholes facing to my elbows.
[20:28] ---
    She's pretty sharp.
[20:31] ---
    Because of this, I had a tough time buying
    a train ticket at Sengawa Station.
[20:35] ---
    Yes, he's weird, but...
[20:41] ---
    But you know, he's a little... or rather...
[20:44] ---
    He's really weird,
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    but he's an interesting guy.
[20:50] ---
    You're interesting?
[20:51] ---
    I don't understand.
[20:53] ---
    Don't you prefer that to
    being called a boring guy?
[21:00] ---
    My impression of her is totally
    different than from school.
[21:04] ---
    She was more fierce and aggressive.
[21:07] ---
    He's an interesting guy.
[21:10] ---
    Surprisingly, Kaname Chidori
    doesn't seem to dislike me.
[21:14] ---
    Sousuke looks happy.
[21:17] ---
    Is that right?
[21:41] ---
    A little flower in my heart
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    The never dying flower you gave me
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    I'm not afraid, even of believing
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    That's how strong I've become
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    I was so glad to have met you
[22:23] ---
    I was proud of my hand holding your hand
[22:29] ---
    Even though we are looking at different skies
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    See, I can walk alone
[22:53] ---
    "This story is fiction."
[22:53] ---
    "The names of characters and groups
    are unrelated to any existing ones."
[22:57] ---
    "Next Full Metal Panic"
[22:58] ---
    Who the heck is he?
[23:00] ---
    He sticks to me all day long!
[23:02] ---
    Is he some sort of weirdo by any chance?
[23:03] ---
    On top of that, strange
    things keep happening.
[23:05] ---
    What's going on?!
[23:07] ---
    On the next Full Metal Panic:
    Episode 2, "I Want to Protect You."
[23:11] ---
    Why don't you say something, Sagara?!
[23:12] ---
    No problem!
[23:14] ---