E12 - Wanna Do Something to Make It Not a Dry Run?

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[00:17] Nagatoro
    What are you stealing glances for, Senpai?
[00:21] Senpai
    I-I'm not stealing glances.
[00:23] Nagatoro
    Are you getting psyched up at the
    thought of going on a date with a girl?
[00:28] Senpai
    I-I said I'm not!
[00:30] Nagatoro
    Don't get the wrong idea.
[00:32] Nagatoro
    I'm just helping you practice
    going on a date, Senpai.
[00:37] Senpai
    Practice?
[00:41] Nagatoro
    Bland, unimaginative outfit.
[00:43] Nagatoro
    Fifty points docked!
[00:45] Senpai
    I'm getting graded now?!
[00:49] Nagatoro
    We have to get you ready for the
    real date that you may one day go on.
[00:53] Nagatoro
    So I'm going to grade you strictly!
[00:57] Nagatoro
    Though, I don't think you'll
    ever go on a real date.
[01:03] Nagatoro
    Your slouch is nasty!
[01:05] Nagatoro
    One hundred points docked!
[01:06] Nagatoro
    You're so lanky and gross!
[01:08] Nagatoro
    One hundred points docked!
[01:10] Senpai
    How am I supposed to even
    make up for those points?
[01:13] Gamo
    Look at Hayacchi's eyes.
[01:15] Yoshi
    She's all set to do it!
[01:17] Gamo
    Yup, all-in!
[01:19] Yoshi
    Virginity in peril!
[01:21] Gamo
    Too early!
[01:22] Gamo
    It's too early!
[01:23] Gamo
    Paisen's virginity still
    needs more time to ferment!
[01:27] Yoshi
    Like, 300 years?!
[01:29] Gamo
    Even if he awakens today...
[01:31] Nagatoro
    Raze them!
[01:33] Gamo
    He's going to melt into nothing
    after he fires his laser just once!
[01:37] Yoshi
    It's rotting!
[01:38] Yoshi
    It's too soon!
[01:40] Gamo
    And so, we're going to take a ton of embarrassing
    pictures and bring them to their senses.
[01:46] Yoshi
    Fire the Gamosshie lasers!
[01:48] Yoshi; Gamo
    Cackle, cackle, cackle, cackle!
[01:55] Sunomiya
    The demons are the true evil, Sana-neesan.
[02:00] President
    Yes.
[02:00] President
    It seems so.
[02:02] Sunomiya
    I will protect Senpai's love.
[02:06] Sunomiya
    To that end, I will become a monster myself!
[02:08] President
    Well said.
[02:10] President
    The time has come to fight for love!
[02:13] Sunomiya
    Yes!
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    Wanna Do Something to Make It Not a Dry Run?
[04:03] Gamo
    Damn it!
[04:04] Gamo
    Where are they?!
[04:05] Yoshi
    Target lost!
[04:23] Nagatoro
    Senpai, Senpai!
[04:25] Senpai
    What?
[04:27] Senpai
    Stop it!
[04:31] Senpai
    I'm glad we got to see the
    penguins like she wanted.
[04:35] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[04:36] Nagatoro
    Over here!
[04:47] Nagatoro
    You're so sus and creepy.
[04:49] Nagatoro
    Fifty points docked.
[04:55] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[04:56] Nagatoro
    Look, garden eels!
[04:57] Nagatoro
    Garden eels!
[05:00] Senpai
    I get it.
[05:02] Senpai
    What is this, though?
[05:09] Senpai
    She says it's a practice date for me...
[05:13] Senpai
    but I feel more nervous than usual.
[05:18] Senpai
    And Nagatoro feels closer.
[05:39] Nagatoro
    Senpai.
[05:40] Nagatoro
    Don't you think there's something
    you should be doing right now?
[05:47] Senpai
    Y-You're hungry? Is that it?
[05:51] Nagatoro
    You're steadily losing points right now.
[05:55] Senpai
    D-Did I make a mistake?
[05:58] Nagatoro
    Figure it out yourself.
[06:03] Senpai
    You're tired?
[06:04] Nagatoro
    Ten points docked.
[06:05] Senpai
    Bored?
[06:06] Nagatoro
    Twenty points docked.
[06:09] Senpai
    Bathroom!
[06:09] Nagatoro
    Thirty points docked.
[06:12] Senpai
    What is it?
[06:14] Senpai
    I have no idea.
[06:26] Senpai
    Wh-Why are the friends and Sunomiya-kun
    and the President here?!
[06:31] Nagatoro
    Senpai, you're being pretty shifty-eyed.
[06:34] Nagatoro
    Have you figured out why
    you're losing points yet?
[06:37] Senpai
    Um, well...
[06:39] Nagatoro
    What? Are you even trying to think?
[06:42] Nagatoro
    Do you want to lose points?
[06:45] Senpai
    N-No...
[06:47] Senpai
    I'm not really...
[06:52] Nagatoro
    Wh-What?
[06:54] Senpai
    Th-This way!
[07:02] Nagatoro
    What's this, Senpai?
[07:04] Nagatoro
    Are you taking me somewhere naughty?
[07:08] Senpai
    I-I'm not!
[07:10] Nagatoro
    You're so aggressive. It's gross.
[07:13] Nagatoro
    A hundred points docked!
[07:15] Gamo
    He noticed us!
[07:16] Yoshi
    Run away!
[07:19] Sunomiya
    I won't let you!
[07:21] Gamo
    Th-The junior!
[07:23] Sunomiya
    I won't let you interfere with their date!
[07:25] Gamo
    H-Have you been following us this whole time?
[07:28] Yoshi
    Scary...
[07:30] Sunomiya
    I've come to protect Senpai's love!
[07:33] Gamo
    What?!
[07:35] Gamo
    Who do you think you are, mini bunny?!
[07:37] Yoshi
    Brat!
[07:39] Gamo
    What do we do?
[07:41] Gamo
    Wanna go?
[07:42] Yoshi
    Wanna?!
[07:45] President
    I've come to the assist,
    in the name of love.
[07:48] Gamo
    Crap! Bad news!
[07:50] Gamo
    Damn it! We're falling back!
[07:53] Yoshi
    Tactical retreat!
[07:54] President
    Don't let them get away.
[07:55] President
    Catch them!
[07:56] Sunomiya
    Understood!
[08:00] Senpai
    They aren't here, are they?
[08:02] Nagatoro
    Senpai, which one should we get?
[08:06] Senpai
    Um...
[08:07] Senpai
    I'll have a normal soft serve.
[08:11] Nagatoro
    I'll have...
[08:13] Nagatoro
    Wasabi soft serve.
[08:14] Senpai
    Wasabi?!
[08:15] Nagatoro
    I like spicy stuff.
[08:18] Senpai
    You must like a challenge.
[08:19] Nagatoro
    I do.
[08:21] Nagatoro
    Challenge everything, Senpai.
[08:33] Nagatoro
    Spicy!
[08:42] Nagatoro
    Senpai.
[08:45] Nagatoro
    Want a bite?
[08:48] Nagatoro
    Come on.
[08:49] Nagatoro
    Have some.
[08:50] Senpai
    I'll pass!
[08:52] Nagatoro
    What's wrong?
[08:54] Nagatoro
    You're acting so flustered.
[08:55] Nagatoro
    Is it because...
[08:57] Nagatoro
    you're afraid of an indirect kiss?
[09:02] Senpai
    N-No...
[09:03] Nagatoro
    Sheesh, you're in full virgin mode.
[09:07] Senpai
    I'm not!
[09:09] Senpai
    I-I just don't like spicy food.
[09:12] Nagatoro
    Hm...
[09:14] Nagatoro
    Maybe I'll just lick yours, then.
[09:21] Senpai
    No, no, no!
[09:22] Senpai
    I already had some of it!
[09:34] Nagatoro
    Well, Senpai?
[09:36] Nagatoro
    How does the indirect kiss taste?
[09:38] Senpai
    Wh-What do you even want me to say?
[09:41] Nagatoro
    Are you all right?
[09:43] Nagatoro
    You got my wasabi on yours.
[09:46] Senpai
    I-It's not so much that I can't eat it.
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
[10:07] Nagatoro
    Look at those huge jumps!
[10:11] Senpai
    Looks like we managed to lose them.
[10:24] Senpai
    It seems like there's a lot of
    couples here enjoying themselves.
[10:31] Senpai
    Nagatoro's not any less c-cute
    than anyone else, I think.
[10:39] Senpai
    But...
[10:43] Senpai
    I feel like I don't belong here with her.
[10:50] Nagatoro
    What's wrong, Senpai?
[10:52] Nagatoro
    Are you broken because
    you lost so many points?
[10:56] Senpai
    N-Nothing like that!
[10:58] Nagatoro
    Well, it's true that your point total
     is well into the negatives.
[11:07] Senpai
    But...
[11:32] Senpai
    W-Was that uncalled for?
[11:40] Nagatoro
    Senpai, don't you think you're
    acting a little too cool?
SIGN    Top Prize
SIGN    Second Prize
[12:10] Senpai
    That went by pretty fast.
[12:16] Nagatoro
    Now, then!
[12:18] Nagatoro
    Time to announce your final point total!
[12:23] Senpai
    Are we actually doing this?
[12:25] Nagatoro
    We are!
[12:27] Nagatoro
    Minus fifty points for fashion.
[12:29] Nagatoro
    Minus one hundred points for slouching.
[12:31] Nagatoro
    Minus one hundred points for being lanky.
[12:34] Nagatoro
    And two hundred more
    points lost along the way!
[12:39] Senpai
    That much?!
[12:41] Senpai
    I guess there's no redeeming myself.
[12:45] Nagatoro
    Th-Though, you tried your best
    before the ice cream, so...
[12:51] Nagatoro
    Plus two hundred points!
[12:54] Senpai
    Before the ice cream?
[12:57] Senpai
    Did I do something?
[13:06] Nagatoro
    Also...
[13:08] Nagatoro
    It was hilarious when you got drenched.
[13:11] Nagatoro
    Plus three hundred points!
[13:17] Nagatoro
    Now, your total score is...
[13:20] Nagatoro
    Brrrrrr...
[13:24] Nagatoro
    Tsss!
[13:26] Nagatoro
    Fifty points!
SIGN    50 Points
[13:29] Senpai
    I'm not sure what to think of that score.
[13:31] Nagatoro
    Oh, it's out of a thousand.
[13:34] Senpai
    So low!
[13:38] Nagatoro
    Well, don't give up.
    You're gonna have to keep improving.
[13:47] Gamo
    We've finally found them.
[13:50] Gamo
    They've got a good mood going.
[13:51] Gamo
    But we shall resort to force
    to protect Paisen's virginity!
[13:56] Gamo
    Let's go, Yoshi!
[13:59] Nagatoro
    And I guess, if I have time,
    I wouldn't mind helping you practice.
[14:08] Senpai
    Wh-What about you, then?
[14:12] Nagatoro
    What about me?
[14:14] Senpai
    Was that, like...
[14:19] Senpai
    G-Good practice for you?
[14:31] Nagatoro
    For me...
[14:35] Nagatoro
    That was the real thing.
[14:53] Senpai
    Me, too!
[14:58] Senpai
    I didn't intend for it
    to be a dry run, either.
[15:04] Nagatoro
    What's that supposed to mean?!
[15:07] Nagatoro
    Were you planning on a wet run?!
[15:11] Senpai
    D-Don't make it sound so weird!
[15:14] Nagatoro
    Okay...
[15:17] Nagatoro
    Wanna do something that'll
    make it not a dry run?
[15:27] Gamo
    All right, apprehend them!
[15:30] Gamo
    Don't mess this up, Yoshi!
[15:36] Gamo
    Yoshi.
[15:39] Yoshi
    Let's not.
[15:41] Yoshi
    Any more...
[15:44] Yoshi
    and we'll be cock blockers!
[15:47] Gamo
    Yoshi...
[15:54] Gamo
    Yeah, you're right.
[15:57] Gamo
    It'll be more fun watching them from afar.
[16:00] Gamo
    They won't have the guts
    to do it here, anyway.
[16:03] Yoshi
    Limpy!
[16:05] Gamo
    I never thought you would
    be the one to stop me.
[16:12] Sunomiya
    We've finally found you!
[16:16] Senpai
    Wh-What do you mean, make it not a dry run?
[16:22] Nagatoro
    Okay, quiz time!
[16:26] Nagatoro
    A. We hug.
[16:30] Nagatoro
    B. We kiss.
[16:33] Nagatoro
    Now, which is it?!
[16:36] Nagatoro
    Well? Well?
[16:38] Nagatoro
    Well?
[16:39] Senpai
    Y-You wouldn't go straight
    to a k-kiss, would you?
[16:44] Nagatoro
    Which means...
[16:46] Senpai; Nagatoro
    A hug?!
[16:49] Nagatoro
    Oh, fine.
[16:51] Nagatoro
    Okay, here you go.
[16:53] Senpai
    I-I don't know...
[16:55] Senpai
    Should we be doing that kind of thing here?
[17:01] Nagatoro
    What's wrong?
[17:02] Nagatoro
    I thought this wasn't a dry run.
[17:04] Nagatoro
    Was it just practice after all?
[17:08] Senpai
    I-I-If you're all right with it,
     I-I wouldn't mind.
[17:24] Gamo
    Seriously, you guys!
[17:26] Gamo
    I said we aren't going to do anything!
[17:28] Yoshi
    Go away!
[17:30] Sunomiya
    I don't believe you!
[17:31] Sunomiya
    We will lay our doubts to rest here and now!
[17:43] Gamo
    Please continue.
[17:44] Sunomiya
    As you were.
[17:53] Sunomiya
    We were just in the middle of practice!
[18:01] Gamo
    I'm sorry.
SIGN    Shop
SIGN    Sandwiches
SIGN    Cheese naans
SIGN    Hamburgers
[18:13] Sakura
    You love that stuff, Toro-chan.
[18:15] Nagatoro
    I've been hooked lately.
[18:18] Sakura
    I think I'll try it out next time.
[18:29] Sakura
    Can't you forgive them already?
[18:32] Sakura
    They didn't mean any harm.
[18:36] Sakura
    They just miss you because you haven't been
    hanging out with them lately, Toro-chan.
[18:42] Sakura
    Right?
[18:47] Nagatoro
    It's been a while since
    I ate in the club room.
[18:51] Nagatoro
    Wanna come?
[18:55] Gamo
    Let's go!
[18:57] Nagatoro
    Creepy! Creepy!
[19:04] Senpai
    No! I'll eat it by myself!
[19:07] Senpai
    Wait! Stop!
[19:09] Nagatoro
    Creep?
[19:14] Nagatoro
    Creepy, creepy!
[19:17] Senpai
    I-I was just...
[19:20] Gamo
    I like what you're doing there, mini bunny!
[19:27] Nagatoro
    So passionate.
[19:29] Nagatoro
    Did she make it for you?
[19:31] Senpai
    No!
[19:33] Sunomiya
    It's an apology.
[19:35] Sunomiya
    It's the least I could do.
[19:37] Sunomiya
    I put my whole soul into it.
[19:40] Nagatoro
    Oh?
[19:41] Nagatoro
    Your whole soul, huh?
[19:43] Senpai
    Y-You don't need to apologize.
[19:47] Nagatoro
    Good for you, being fed good food.
[19:54] Senpai
    S-Sunomiya-kun, that was
    delicious, but I'm all full—
[19:59] Senpai
    Full—
[19:59] Sunomiya
    You're still growing.
[20:01] Sunomiya
    You need to eat.
[20:02] Gamo
    Paisen's been trained with food.
[20:05] Sakura
    She's going to fatten him up.
[20:06] Yoshi
    Foie gras.
[20:12] Senpai
    I ate too much.
[20:14] Senpai
    Would you like French or Chinese tomorrow?
[20:19] Senpai
    My apologies continue for a week.
[20:25] Nagatoro
    Sunomiya-chan, he won't need any tomorrow.
[20:29] Nagatoro
    I'll be making his lunch.
[20:33] Nagatoro
    I mean, if Senpai absolutely insists, that is.
[20:39] Nagatoro
    Well, Senpai?
[20:40] Nagatoro
    Want some?
[20:43] Nagatoro
    Want some of my lunch?
[20:50] Senpai
    W-Well...
[20:53] Senpai
    Don't you have morning practice, Nagatoro?
[20:57] Senpai
    I don't want to be a nuisance.
[21:12] Nagatoro
    Whatever. You're right.
[21:16] Gamo
    Hey, Paisen.
[21:18] Gamo
    Stop trying to be courteous and—
[21:20] Senpai
    So tomorrow,
[21:23] Senpai
    I'll make lunch for you instead, Nagatoro.
[21:28] Senpai
    How about you make some for me the day after?
[21:34] Senpai
    I thought it might save you some
    trouble if it's every other day.
[21:41] Nagatoro
    Okay, fine, then.
[21:48] Nagatoro
    Are you really, really
    desperate for my lunch?
[21:59] Senpai
    I am.
[22:12] Senpai
    Okay, I'll make lunch tomorrow.
[22:19] Nagatoro
    Wanna finish what we started?
[22:22] Senpai
    What we started?
[22:24] Nagatoro
    The rest of the real date.
[22:27] Nagatoro
    Wanna?
[23:10] Nagatoro
    You're so creepily warm.