# E12 - Wanna Do Something to Make It Not a Dry Run?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQ2P71/wanna-do-something-to-make-it-not-a-dry-run)
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**[00:17] Nagatoro**
What are you stealing glances for, Senpai?
**[00:21] Senpai**
I-I'm not stealing glances.
**[00:23] Nagatoro**
Are you getting psyched up at the
thought of going on a date with a girl?
**[00:28] Senpai**
I-I said I'm not!
**[00:30] Nagatoro**
Don't get the wrong idea.
**[00:32] Nagatoro**
I'm just helping you *practice*
going on a date, Senpai.
**[00:37] Senpai**
Practice?
**[00:41] Nagatoro**
Bland, unimaginative outfit.
**[00:43] Nagatoro**
Fifty points docked!
**[00:45] Senpai**
I'm getting graded now?!
**[00:49] Nagatoro**
We have to get you ready for the
real date that you may one day go on.
**[00:53] Nagatoro**
So I'm going to grade you strictly!
**[00:57] Nagatoro**
Though, I don't think you'll
ever go on a real date.
**[01:03] Nagatoro**
Your slouch is nasty!
**[01:05] Nagatoro**
One hundred points docked!
**[01:06] Nagatoro**
You're so lanky and gross!
**[01:08] Nagatoro**
One hundred points docked!
**[01:10] Senpai**
How am I supposed to even
make up for those points?
**[01:13] Gamo**
Look at Hayacchi's eyes.
**[01:15] Yoshi**
She's all set to do it!
**[01:17] Gamo**
Yup, all-in!
**[01:19] Yoshi**
Virginity in peril!
**[01:21] Gamo**
Too early!
**[01:22] Gamo**
It's too early!
**[01:23] Gamo**
Paisen's virginity still
needs more time to ferment!
**[01:27] Yoshi**
Like, 300 years?!
**[01:29] Gamo**
Even if he awakens today...
**[01:31] Nagatoro**
Raze them!
**[01:33] Gamo**
He's going to melt into nothing
after he fires his laser just once!
**[01:37] Yoshi**
It's rotting!
**[01:38] Yoshi**
It's too soon!
**[01:40] Gamo**
And so, we're going to take a ton of embarrassing
pictures and bring them to their senses.
**[01:46] Yoshi**
Fire the Gamosshie lasers!
**[01:48] Yoshi; Gamo**
Cackle, cackle, cackle, cackle!
**[01:55] Sunomiya**
The demons are the true evil, Sana-neesan.
**[02:00] President**
Yes.
**[02:00] President**
It seems so.
**[02:02] Sunomiya**
I will protect Senpai's love.
**[02:06] Sunomiya**
To that end, I will become a monster myself!
**[02:08] President**
Well said.
**[02:10] President**
The time has come to fight for love!
**[02:13] Sunomiya**
Yes!
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** Wanna Do Something to Make It Not a Dry Run?
**[04:03] Gamo**
Damn it!
**[04:04] Gamo**
Where are they?!
**[04:05] Yoshi**
Target lost!
**[04:23] Nagatoro**
Senpai, Senpai!
**[04:25] Senpai**
What?
**[04:27] Senpai**
Stop it!
**[04:31] Senpai**
* I'm glad we got to see the*
* penguins like she wanted.*
**[04:35] Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[04:36] Nagatoro**
Over here!
**[04:47] Nagatoro**
You're so sus and creepy.
**[04:49] Nagatoro**
Fifty points docked.
**[04:55] Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[04:56] Nagatoro**
Look, garden eels!
**[04:57] Nagatoro**
Garden eels!
**[05:00] Senpai**
I get it.
**[05:02] Senpai**
*What is this, though?*
**[05:09] Senpai**
*She says it's a practice date for me...*
**[05:13] Senpai**
*but I feel more nervous than usual.*
**[05:18] Senpai**
*And Nagatoro feels closer.*
**[05:39] Nagatoro**
Senpai.
**[05:40] Nagatoro**
Don't you think there's something
you should be doing right now?
**[05:47] Senpai**
Y-You're hungry? Is that it?
**[05:51] Nagatoro**
You're steadily losing points right now.
**[05:55] Senpai**
D-Did I make a mistake?
**[05:58] Nagatoro**
Figure it out yourself.
**[06:03] Senpai**
You're tired?
**[06:04] Nagatoro**
Ten points docked.
**[06:05] Senpai**
Bored?
**[06:06] Nagatoro**
Twenty points docked.
**[06:09] Senpai**
Bathroom!
**[06:09] Nagatoro**
Thirty points docked.
**[06:12] Senpai**
*What is it?*
**[06:14] Senpai**
*I have no idea.*
**[06:26] Senpai**
* Wh-Why are the friends and Sunomiya-kun*
* and the President here?!*
**[06:31] Nagatoro**
Senpai, you're being pretty shifty-eyed.
**[06:34] Nagatoro**
Have you figured out why
you're losing points yet?
**[06:37] Senpai**
Um, well...
**[06:39] Nagatoro**
What? Are you even trying to think?
**[06:42] Nagatoro**
Do you *want* to lose points?
**[06:45] Senpai**
N-No...
**[06:47] Senpai**
I'm not really...
**[06:52] Nagatoro**
Wh-What?
**[06:54] Senpai**
Th-This way!
**[07:02] Nagatoro**
What's this, Senpai?
**[07:04] Nagatoro**
Are you taking me somewhere naughty?
**[07:08] Senpai**
I-I'm not!
**[07:10] Nagatoro**
You're so aggressive. It's gross.
**[07:13] Nagatoro**
A hundred points docked!
**[07:15] Gamo**
He noticed us!
**[07:16] Yoshi**
Run away!
**[07:19] Sunomiya**
I won't let you!
**[07:21] Gamo**
Th-The junior!
**[07:23] Sunomiya**
I won't let you interfere with their date!
**[07:25] Gamo**
H-Have you been following us this whole time?
**[07:28] Yoshi**
Scary...
**[07:30] Sunomiya**
I've come to protect Senpai's love!
**[07:33] Gamo**
What?!
**[07:35] Gamo**
Who do you think you are, mini bunny?!
**[07:37] Yoshi**
Brat!
**[07:39] Gamo**
What do we do?
**[07:41] Gamo**
Wanna go?
**[07:42] Yoshi**
Wanna?!
**[07:45] President**
I've come to the assist,
in the name of love.
**[07:48] Gamo**
Crap! Bad news!
**[07:50] Gamo**
Damn it! We're falling back!
**[07:53] Yoshi**
Tactical retreat!
**[07:54] President**
Don't let them get away.
**[07:55] President**
Catch them!
**[07:56] Sunomiya**
Understood!
**[08:00] Senpai**
*They aren't here, are they?*
**[08:02] Nagatoro**
Senpai, which one should we get?
**[08:06] Senpai**
Um...
**[08:07] Senpai**
I'll have a normal soft serve.
**[08:11] Nagatoro**
I'll have...
**[08:13] Nagatoro**
Wasabi soft serve.
**[08:14] Senpai**
Wasabi?!
**[08:15] Nagatoro**
I like spicy stuff.
**[08:18] Senpai**
You must like a challenge.
**[08:19] Nagatoro**
I do.
**[08:21] Nagatoro**
Challenge everything, Senpai.
**[08:33] Nagatoro**
Spicy!
**[08:42] Nagatoro**
Senpai.
**[08:45] Nagatoro**
Want a bite?
**[08:48] Nagatoro**
Come on.
**[08:49] Nagatoro**
Have some.
**[08:50] Senpai**
I'll pass!
**[08:52] Nagatoro**
What's wrong?
**[08:54] Nagatoro**
You're acting so flustered.
**[08:55] Nagatoro**
Is it because...
**[08:57] Nagatoro**
you're afraid of an indirect kiss?
**[09:02] Senpai**
N-No...
**[09:03] Nagatoro**
Sheesh, you're in full virgin mode.
**[09:07] Senpai**
I'm not!
**[09:09] Senpai**
I-I just don't like spicy food.
**[09:12] Nagatoro**
Hm...
**[09:14] Nagatoro**
Maybe I'll just lick yours, then.
**[09:21] Senpai**
No, no, no!
**[09:22] Senpai**
I already had some of it!
**[09:34] Nagatoro**
Well, Senpai?
**[09:36] Nagatoro**
How does the indirect kiss taste?
**[09:38] Senpai**
Wh-What do you even want me to say?
**[09:41] Nagatoro**
Are you all right?
**[09:43] Nagatoro**
You got my wasabi on yours.
**[09:46] Senpai**
I-It's not so much that I can't eat it.
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
**[10:07] Nagatoro**
Look at those huge jumps!
**[10:11] Senpai**
*Looks like we managed to lose them.*
**[10:24] Senpai**
* It seems like there's a lot of*
* couples here enjoying themselves.*
**[10:31] Senpai**
* Nagatoro's not any less c-cute*
* than anyone else, I think.*
**[10:39] Senpai**
*But...*
**[10:43] Senpai**
*I feel like I don't belong here with her.*
**[10:50] Nagatoro**
What's wrong, Senpai?
**[10:52] Nagatoro**
Are you broken because
you lost so many points?
**[10:56] Senpai**
N-Nothing like that!
**[10:58] Nagatoro**
Well, it's true that your point total
is well into the negatives.
**[11:07] Senpai**
But...
**[11:32] Senpai**
*W-Was that uncalled for?*
**[11:40] Nagatoro**
Senpai, don't you think you're
acting a little too cool?
***SIGN*** Top Prize
***SIGN*** Second Prize
**[12:10] Senpai**
*That went by pretty fast.*
**[12:16] Nagatoro**
Now, then!
**[12:18] Nagatoro**
Time to announce your final point total!
**[12:23] Senpai**
Are we actually doing this?
**[12:25] Nagatoro**
We are!
**[12:27] Nagatoro**
Minus fifty points for fashion.
**[12:29] Nagatoro**
Minus one hundred points for slouching.
**[12:31] Nagatoro**
Minus one hundred points for being lanky.
**[12:34] Nagatoro**
And two hundred more
points lost along the way!
**[12:39] Senpai**
That much?!
**[12:41] Senpai**
I guess there's no redeeming myself.
**[12:45] Nagatoro**
Th-Though, you tried your best
before the ice cream, so...
**[12:51] Nagatoro**
Plus two hundred points!
**[12:54] Senpai**
*Before the ice cream?*
**[12:57] Senpai**
*Did I do something?*
**[13:06] Nagatoro**
Also...
**[13:08] Nagatoro**
It was hilarious when you got drenched.
**[13:11] Nagatoro**
Plus three hundred points!
**[13:17] Nagatoro**
Now, your total score is...
**[13:20] Nagatoro**
Brrrrrr...
**[13:24] Nagatoro**
Tsss!
**[13:26] Nagatoro**
Fifty points!
***SIGN*** 50 Points
**[13:29] Senpai**
I'm not sure what to think of that score.
**[13:31] Nagatoro**
Oh, it's out of a thousand.
**[13:34] Senpai**
So low!
**[13:38] Nagatoro**
Well, don't give up.
You're gonna have to keep improving.
**[13:47] Gamo**
We've finally found them.
**[13:50] Gamo**
They've got a good mood going.
**[13:51] Gamo**
But we shall resort to force
to protect Paisen's virginity!
**[13:56] Gamo**
Let's go, Yoshi!
**[13:59] Nagatoro**
And I guess, if I have time,
I wouldn't mind helping you practice.
**[14:08] Senpai**
Wh-What about you, then?
**[14:12] Nagatoro**
What about me?
**[14:14] Senpai**
Was that, like...
**[14:19] Senpai**
G-Good practice for you?
**[14:31] Nagatoro**
For me...
**[14:35] Nagatoro**
That was the real thing.
**[14:53] Senpai**
Me, too!
**[14:58] Senpai**
I didn't intend for it
to be a dry run, either.
**[15:04] Nagatoro**
What's that supposed to mean?!
**[15:07] Nagatoro**
Were you planning on a *wet* run?!
**[15:11] Senpai**
D-Don't make it sound so weird!
**[15:14] Nagatoro**
Okay...
**[15:17] Nagatoro**
Wanna do something that'll
make it not a dry run?
**[15:27] Gamo**
All right, apprehend them!
**[15:30] Gamo**
Don't mess this up, Yoshi!
**[15:36] Gamo**
Yoshi.
**[15:39] Yoshi**
Let's not.
**[15:41] Yoshi**
Any more...
**[15:44] Yoshi**
and we'll be cock blockers!
**[15:47] Gamo**
Yoshi...
**[15:54] Gamo**
Yeah, you're right.
**[15:57] Gamo**
It'll be more fun watching them from afar.
**[16:00] Gamo**
They won't have the guts
to do it here, anyway.
**[16:03] Yoshi**
Limpy!
**[16:05] Gamo**
I never thought you would
be the one to stop me.
**[16:12] Sunomiya**
We've finally found you!
**[16:16] Senpai**
Wh-What do you mean, make it not a dry run?
**[16:22] Nagatoro**
Okay, quiz time!
**[16:26] Nagatoro**
A. We hug.
**[16:30] Nagatoro**
B. We kiss.
**[16:33] Nagatoro**
Now, which is it?!
**[16:36] Nagatoro**
Well? Well?
**[16:38] Nagatoro**
Well?
**[16:39] Senpai**
Y-You wouldn't go straight
to a k-kiss, would you?
**[16:44] Nagatoro**
Which means...
**[16:46] Senpai; Nagatoro**
A hug?!
**[16:49] Nagatoro**
Oh, fine.
**[16:51] Nagatoro**
Okay, here you go.
**[16:53] Senpai**
I-I don't know...
**[16:55] Senpai**
Should we be doing that kind of thing here?
**[17:01] Nagatoro**
What's wrong?
**[17:02] Nagatoro**
I thought this wasn't a dry run.
**[17:04] Nagatoro**
Was it just practice after all?
**[17:08] Senpai**
I-I-If you're all right with it,
I-I wouldn't mind.
**[17:24] Gamo**
Seriously, you guys!
**[17:26] Gamo**
I said we aren't going to do anything!
**[17:28] Yoshi**
Go away!
**[17:30] Sunomiya**
I don't believe you!
**[17:31] Sunomiya**
We will lay our doubts to rest here and now!
**[17:43] Gamo**
Please continue.
**[17:44] Sunomiya**
As you were.
**[17:53] Sunomiya**
We were just in the middle of practice!
**[18:01] Gamo**
I'm sorry.
***SIGN*** Shop
***SIGN*** Sandwiches
***SIGN*** Cheese naans
***SIGN*** Hamburgers
**[18:13] Sakura**
You love that stuff, Toro-chan.
**[18:15] Nagatoro**
I've been hooked lately.
**[18:18] Sakura**
I think I'll try it out next time.
**[18:29] Sakura**
Can't you forgive them already?
**[18:32] Sakura**
They didn't mean any harm.
**[18:36] Sakura**
They just miss you because you haven't been
hanging out with them lately, Toro-chan.
**[18:42] Sakura**
Right?
**[18:47] Nagatoro**
It's been a while since
I ate in the club room.
**[18:51] Nagatoro**
Wanna come?
**[18:55] Gamo**
Let's go!
**[18:57] Nagatoro**
Creepy! Creepy!
**[19:04] Senpai**
No! I'll eat it by myself!
**[19:07] Senpai**
Wait! Stop!
**[19:09] Nagatoro**
Creep?
**[19:14] Nagatoro**
Creepy, creepy!
**[19:17] Senpai**
I-I was just...
**[19:20] Gamo**
I like what you're doing there, mini bunny!
**[19:27] Nagatoro**
So passionate.
**[19:29] Nagatoro**
Did she make it for you?
**[19:31] Senpai**
No!
**[19:33] Sunomiya**
It's an apology.
**[19:35] Sunomiya**
It's the least I could do.
**[19:37] Sunomiya**
I put my whole soul into it.
**[19:40] Nagatoro**
Oh?
**[19:41] Nagatoro**
Your whole soul, huh?
**[19:43] Senpai**
Y-You don't need to apologize.
**[19:47] Nagatoro**
Good for you, being fed good food.
**[19:54] Senpai**
S-Sunomiya-kun, that was
delicious, but I'm all full—
**[19:59] Senpai**
Full—
**[19:59] Sunomiya**
You're still growing.
**[20:01] Sunomiya**
You need to eat.
**[20:02] Gamo**
Paisen's been trained with food.
**[20:05] Sakura**
She's going to fatten him up.
**[20:06] Yoshi**
Foie gras.
**[20:12] Senpai**
I ate too much.
**[20:14] Senpai**
Would you like French or Chinese tomorrow?
**[20:19] Senpai**
My apologies continue for a week.
**[20:25] Nagatoro**
Sunomiya-chan, he won't need any tomorrow.
**[20:29] Nagatoro**
I'll be making his lunch.
**[20:33] Nagatoro**
I mean, if Senpai absolutely insists, that is.
**[20:39] Nagatoro**
Well, Senpai?
**[20:40] Nagatoro**
Want some?
**[20:43] Nagatoro**
Want some of my lunch?
**[20:50] Senpai**
W-Well...
**[20:53] Senpai**
Don't you have morning practice, Nagatoro?
**[20:57] Senpai**
I don't want to be a nuisance.
**[21:12] Nagatoro**
Whatever. You're right.
**[21:16] Gamo**
Hey, Paisen.
**[21:18] Gamo**
Stop trying to be courteous and—
**[21:20] Senpai**
So tomorrow,
**[21:23] Senpai**
I'll make lunch for you instead, Nagatoro.
**[21:28] Senpai**
How about you make some for me the day after?
**[21:34] Senpai**
I thought it might save you some
trouble if it's every other day.
**[21:41] Nagatoro**
Okay, fine, then.
**[21:48] Nagatoro**
Are you really, really
desperate for my lunch?
**[21:59] Senpai**
I am.
**[22:12] Senpai**
Okay, I'll make lunch tomorrow.
**[22:19] Nagatoro**
Wanna finish what we started?
**[22:22] Senpai**
What we started?
**[22:24] Nagatoro**
The rest of the real date.
**[22:27] Nagatoro**
Wanna?
**[23:10] Nagatoro**
You're so creepily warm.