E10 - You Seem Pretty Stiff, Senpai / I'll Do It For You, Senpai!!

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[00:03] Senpai
    Wh-What?
[00:06] Nagatoro
    Want a little treat?
[00:08] Senpai
    Huh?
[00:09] Senpai
    Wh-What?
[00:11] Nagatoro
    I got some really steamy snaps.
[00:15] Senpai
    S-Snaps?!
[00:20] Nagatoro
    They're super steamy. Piping hot.
[00:23] Senpai
    P-Piping hot?!
[00:26] Senpai
    And they're all natural.
[00:29] Nagatoro
    A-All natural?!
[00:33] Senpai
    I-I can't look at those.
[00:40] Nagatoro
    Snap-Sizzle-Pop Chicken Bites.
[00:43] Nagatoro
    What did you think I meant?
[00:45] Senpai
    I-I wasn't expecting anything.
[00:47] Nagatoro
    Why are you so red, then?
[00:50] Nagatoro
    You were expecting something lewd, huh?
[00:53] Nagatoro
    Weren't you, pervy Senpai?
[00:56] Nagatoro
    Here. Say, "Ah."
[01:02] Senpai
    I'll... I'll eat it myself.
[01:05] Nagatoro
    It's crazy good.
[01:07] Nagatoro
    Made fresh and steaming hot.
[01:09] Senpai
    Y-Yeah?
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    You Seem Pretty Stiff, Senpai
[02:47] Senpai
    I hate this.
[02:50] Senpai
    I can't stand marathons.
[02:53] Sakura
    The second-years are doing a marathon.
[02:56] Yoshi
    There's Senpai!
[02:58] Sakura
    He's way in the lead!
[03:01] Gamo
    I'm pretty sure he got lapped.
[03:04] Yoshi
    What's this? Senpai's falling behind!
[03:13] Nagatoro
    I saw you, Senpai.
[03:16] Nagatoro
    What was that flimsy running?
[03:19] Senpai
    Sh-Shut up!
[03:21] Nagatoro
    I'm embarrassed that you're my senpai.
[03:24] Senpai
    I can't help it.
[03:26] Senpai
    I'm bad at running.
[03:29] Nagatoro
    Sure you can help it.
[03:31] Nagatoro
    Even you can learn to run if you practice.
[03:33] Senpai
    No way.
[03:35] Senpai
    Everyone's got their
    strengths and weaknesses.
[03:38] Senpai
    I'm not good at anything besides drawing.
[03:43] Nagatoro
    You won't know until you try.
[03:47] Senpai
    Practicing only helps if
    you already have talent.
[03:53] Senpai
    There's no point if you aren't
    cut out for it to begin with.
[03:55] Nagatoro
    I don't want to hear your groaning!
[03:58] Nagatoro
    Fine! We're having secret training
    sessions starting tomorrow.
[04:03] Nagatoro
    I'm going to slap that
    rotten attitude straight!
[04:07] Senpai
    Like in a sports anime?!
[04:08] Nagatoro
    Like in a sports anime!
[04:14] Senpai
    So sleepy.
[04:16] Senpai
    There goes my weekend.
[04:18] Senpai
    Why do I have to run?
[04:19] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[04:22] Nagatoro
    Good morning!
[04:30] Senpai
    M-Morning.
[04:34] Nagatoro
    That was kind of creepy, Senpai.
[04:37] Senpai
    Hey!
[04:37] Senpai
    Stop it!
[04:39] Nagatoro
    Let's go, Senpai.
[04:43] Nagatoro
    Sports anime time!
[04:46] Senpai
    This is way too intense.
[04:52] Senpai
    My stomach's cramping up.
[04:55] Senpai
    This is the least fitting
    thing I could be doing.
[05:18] Nagatoro
    You're falling behind, Senpai.
[05:25] Nagatoro
    You wanna go, Senpai?
[05:27] Nagatoro
    You aren't beating me!
[05:31] Senpai
    You don't need to race me!
[05:44] Senpai
    I'm spent.
[05:45] Nagatoro
    Oh, come on.
[05:46] Nagatoro
    We're only halfway there.
[05:48] Senpai
    I'm good.
[05:50] Senpai
    I don't think this is for me.
[05:53] Senpai
    You can go ahead.
[05:56] Nagatoro
    I see.
[05:59] Nagatoro
    You sure are...
[06:04] Nagatoro
    a wimp.
SIGN    Wimp
[06:07] Senpai
    Wimp...
[06:08] Nagatoro
    I knew you weren't very gutsy,
    but I didn't realize it was this bad.
[06:12] Nagatoro
    A grade schooler has more guts than you.
[06:15] Nagatoro
    You have less guts than
    a puppy, or even a bug.
[06:22] Nagatoro
    What's wrong?
[06:23] Nagatoro
    Feeling insulted?
[06:25] Nagatoro
    Does being laughed at by a
    younger girl make you feel insulted?
[06:31] Nagatoro
    Come after me if you're that upset!
[06:36] Nagatoro
    Right, Maggot-senpai?
[06:40] Senpai
    You didn't...
[06:42] Senpai
    You didn't have to say it like that!
[06:50] Nagatoro
    I'll promote you to human
    if you can finish the run.
[06:53] Nagatoro
    Until then, you're Maggot-senpai.
[06:55] Senpai
    Who are you calling a maggot?!
[07:01] Senpai
    I made it.
[07:02] Senpai
    I ran five kilometers.
[07:06] Nagatoro
    I knew you could do it if you tried.
[07:08] Nagatoro
    I wouldn't mind taking back "maggot," Senpai.
[07:12] Senpai
    Why, thank you.
[07:14] Nagatoro
    Well, then, now that we've ran a ton...
[07:17] Nagatoro
    It's time to stretch.
[07:20] Nagatoro
    You have to take your time to
    really stretch your muscles.
[07:24] Nagatoro
    That'll lessen your muscle
    fatigue for tomorrow.
[07:27] Nagatoro
    You do it too, Senpai.
[07:33] Nagatoro
    You seem pretty stiff, Senpai.
[07:37] Nagatoro
    Can you even bend forward?
[07:41] Nagatoro
    Like this.
[07:47] Nagatoro
    What are you daydreaming about?
[07:49] Senpai
    N-No...
[07:50] Nagatoro
    You're doing it, too, Senpai.
[07:56] Nagatoro
    Oh, jeez.
[07:58] Nagatoro
    You're way too stiff, Senpai.
[08:01] Nagatoro
    Sit down for a second, please.
[08:08] Nagatoro
    I'll help you out.
[08:11] Senpai
    I-It's fine.
[08:12] Senpai
    I'll do it myself.
[08:13] Nagatoro
    It's more efficient when you do it together.
[08:18] Nagatoro
    All right. Now, stand up.
[08:20] Nagatoro
    We'll do some side stretches.
[08:24] Nagatoro
    Here we go!
[08:26] Senpai
    Ow, ow, ow!
[08:28] Senpai
    Take it slower!
[08:31] Nagatoro
    Don't be such a baby!
[08:35] Senpai
    That hurts!
[08:49] Yoshi
    Fusion?
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    Art Room
SIGN    I'll Do It For You, Senpai!!
[09:05] Senpai
    Who should I get to model?
[09:10] Senpai
    I'm not good at self-portraits.
[09:12] Senpai
    I might have to ask the club president.
[09:15] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[09:16] Nagatoro
    Looks like you've got something on your mind.
[09:18] Nagatoro
    What's the matter?
[09:20] Nagatoro
    What was that about a model?
[09:22] Nagatoro
    I heard you.
[09:24] Senpai
    No, um...
[09:28] Nagatoro
    I see.
[09:29] Nagatoro
    You haven't been able to find a model
    for your piece for the culture festival.
[09:34] Nagatoro
    Poor you, Senpai.
[09:37] Nagatoro
    You don't have any friends, do you?
[09:39] Senpai
    Shut up!
[09:41] Nagatoro
    I mean, if you're really
    desperate, I'll do it for you...
[09:48] Senpai
    No thanks.
[09:51] Nagatoro
    But I'm offering!
[09:54] Nagatoro
    A cute younger girl!
[09:58] Senpai
    I've decided I'm going
    to draw a guy this time!
[10:04] Nagatoro
    Why?
[10:05] Senpai
    "Why?"
[10:07] Senpai
    Because...
[10:10] Senpai
    Because it's hard to draw the
    person face-to-face otherwise.
[10:21] Nagatoro
    Even though you draw this
    kind of stuff all the time?
[10:24] Nagatoro
    This is what you really want to
    draw, isn't it, you closet perv?
[10:29] Senpai
    N-No!
[10:30] Senpai
    Th-That's just a d-d-d-doodle
    I made because I was bored.
[10:34] Nagatoro
    Liar! Liar!
[10:35] Nagatoro
    You drew such a detailed character.
[10:42] Senpai
    Fine.
[10:43] Senpai
    I'll draw you.
[10:45] Senpai
    But you have to prepare your own outfit.
[10:49] Senpai
    I don't have any girls' clothes.
[10:52] Senpai
    That's the condition.
[10:54] Nagatoro
    Sure thing.
[10:55] Nagatoro
    What kind of clothes would you like?
[10:58] Nagatoro
    A swimsuit, I bet, right?
[11:00] Nagatoro
    Senpai's such a pervert.
[11:03] Senpai
    No, I want to draw that.
[11:14] Senpai
    You aren't going to find an outfit
    that came from a drawing.
[11:17] Senpai
    It's the Folding Screen Tiger strategy!
[11:29] Nagatoro
    I kind of feel bad about
    what I did the other day.
[11:33] Nagatoro
    She offered to model for me.
[11:49] Senpai
    She actually found the outfit!
[11:56] Nagatoro
    I had the needlecraft club
    put it together for me.
[11:59] Nagatoro
    What do you think?
[12:08] Nagatoro
    Say something!
[12:10] Nagatoro
    You were the one who made me do this.
[12:13] Senpai
    I-It's not bad. I think.
[12:16] Senpai
    The fabric is well-done and stuff.
[12:19] Nagatoro
    That's your compliment?
[12:22] Senpai
    I mean... I think it looks good on you.
[12:28] Nagatoro
    Creep! Creep! Creep! Creep! Creep!
[12:38] Nagatoro
    Make me look sexy, Senpai.
[12:43] Senpai
    S-Sexy?
[12:46] Senpai
    I-I'm just going to draw you normally.
[12:49] Gamo
    Paisen's beet red.
[12:51] Yoshi
    Beet red!
[12:52] Sakura
    That's so hilarious.
[12:55] Nagatoro
    Oh, yeah, the culture festival
    starts next week.
[12:59] Sakura
    Yeah.
[13:00] Sakura
    It does.
[13:01] Nagatoro
    My club's running a yakisoba stand.
SIGN    Yakisoba
    300 yen
SIGN    Yakisoba
SIGN    Swimming Club
SIGN    Specialty!!
[13:05] Nagatoro
    Come and get it!
[13:07] Nagatoro
    It's a specialty dish served by the
[13:08] Nagatoro
    Kazehaya High School Swimming Club,
    with a twenty-year history.
[13:11] Gamo
    You aren't even a club member.
[13:13] Nagatoro
    Shush.
[13:14] Nagatoro
    Helpers are members, too.
SIGN    Haunted House
[13:18] Gamo
    My class is doing a haunted house.
[13:20] Gamo
    It's scary as hell.
[13:22] Yoshi
    Too scary even for Junji!
[13:24] Sakura
    I think I'm going to be
    helping the gaming club.
[13:29] Nagatoro
    You mean the one from the dining hall?
[13:31] Nagatoro
    You're still with that club, Sakura?
[13:33] Sakura
    Yeah.
[13:34] Sakura
    We all made up and decided
    to have fun together.
[13:38] Nagatoro
    I-I see.
[13:41] Nagatoro
    What's the art club doing for the festival?
[13:49] (Flashback) Captain
    The color's getting muddy there.
[13:52] (Flashback) Senpai
    Right.
[13:55] (Flashback) Captain
    Let it dry out and work on
    something else in the meantime.
[13:58] (Flashback) Senpai
    Okay.
[13:59] (Flashback) Captain
    Don't get lazy.
[14:00] (Flashback) Senpai
    O-Okay.
[14:02] (Flashback) Captain
    That frame is tilted to the right.
[14:05] (Flashback) Captain
    Fix it for me.
[14:06] (Flashback) Senpai
    Okay.
SIGN    Kazehaya High School Culture Festival
SIGN    Art Club Exhibit
[14:10] Person 1
    That was good.
[14:12] Person 2
    It was.
SIGN    Art
    Club
[14:14] (Flashback) Senpai
    We got a lot of visitors.
[14:16] (Flashback) Captain
    Yeah.
[14:19] Senpai
    I think it turned out a lot better to look
    at since we followed the president's opinions.
[14:25] Senpai
    She's pretty amazing.
[14:28] (Flashback) Captain
    Well done.
[14:30] (Flashback) Captain
    We put together a good memory.
[14:35] (Flashback) Captain
    We second-years are going to
    be studying for art school.
[14:38] (Flashback) Captain
    We won't be showing up
    at the club for a while.
[14:41] (Flashback) Captain
    I'm counting on you to
    take care of the art club.
[14:47] (Flashback) Senpai
    Okay.
[14:54] Nagatoro
    Senpai looks pensive.
[14:56] Nagatoro
    Gross.
[14:57] Senpai
    Right. The art festival.
[15:00] Senpai
    I guess I'll probably do an art
    exhibit like we did last year.
[15:05] Nagatoro
    So lame.
[15:07] Sakura
    I bet no one's going to come.
[15:09] Gamo
    That sounds boring.
[15:10] Yoshi
    Gloomy!
[15:11] Nagatoro
    I guess that suits you, though.
[15:16] Nagatoro
    We'll help you out.
[15:18] Nagatoro
    Let's make it more hype.
[15:22] Senpai
    What do you mean, "more hype"?
[15:25] Nagatoro
    Like...
[15:27] Nagatoro
    Whack-a-Senpai!
[15:30] Sakura
    Cackle, cackle, cackle!
[15:32] Nagatoro
    Or...
[15:32] Nagatoro
    Pop-up Senpai!
[15:35] Sakura
    Cackle, cackle, cackle!
[15:38] Senpai
    You're about the only ones
    who would enjoy that!
[15:40] Nagatoro
    Something a bit easier to understand, then.
SIGN    Tea
[15:42] Nagatoro
    A cat café.
[15:45] Nagatoro
    Here you go, meow.
[15:48] Senpai
    H-Hey!
[15:49] Senpai
    You're so close!
[15:51] Sakura
    You're so red.
[15:53] Gamo
    Paisen's really enjoying it.
[15:55] Yoshi
    Totally enjoying it!
[15:57] Senpai
    I'm not!
[15:59] Sakura
    Maybe the reverse works, too.
[16:03] ---
    Reverse?
[16:04] Sakura
    Like a drag café.
[16:06] Senpai
    Not happening!
[16:08] Gamo
    That might kinda work.
[16:09] Yoshi
    It might work.
[16:10] Sakura
    I think it would be popular.
[16:12] Sakura
    You might end up really popular, Senpai-kun.
[16:15] Nagatoro
    Nope!
[16:16] Nagatoro
    That's too creepy!
[16:19] Gamo
    Maybe yes?
[16:21] Yoshi
    Yes!
[16:22] Nagatoro
    No means no!
[16:24] Senpai
    Jeez, these girls...
[16:32] Senpai
    Those footsteps!
[16:40] Senpai
    Stay in the next room for a while.
[16:43] Senpai
    Hurry!
[16:44] Nagatoro
    What for?
[16:46] Senpai
    I'll explain later.
[16:48] Senpai
    H-Hurry!
[16:49] Sakura
    This is so annoying.
[16:52] Gamo
    It reeks of oil.
[16:53] Yoshi
    Gross.
[16:54] Nagatoro
    Senpai's going to lock us up.
[16:57] Sakura
    N-No!
[17:10] Sakura
    P-President...
[17:15] Sakura
    What brings you here today?
[17:23] Captain
    Does a club member need a
    reason to show up to the club?
[17:29] Sakura
    No.
[17:31] Gamo
    That's gotta be his ex.
[17:32] Nagatoro
    There's no way!
[17:34] Sakura
    Maybe he likes older women.
[17:36] Nagatoro
    No!
[17:37] Sakura
    Actually?
[17:37] Nagatoro
    I said no!
[17:42] Captain
    I thought I'd do something
    for the culture festival.
[17:45] Senpai
    An exhibit again, right?
[17:48] Captain
    I've left you in charge of the art club.
[17:52] Captain
    It's up to you to decide.
[17:54] Senpai
    I-I've been thinking of doing an exhibit.
[17:58] Senpai
    It'd be great if you could
    present something, President.
[18:09] Captain
    There's another reason I came here today.
[18:13] Captain
    I've heard some unsavory rumors lately.
[18:17] Captain
    That the art club room has become a
    gathering place for some nasty characters.
[18:25] Captain
    I can't imagine that you'd
    invite people here to party.
[18:30] Captain
    But the club room is not
    a place for merrymaking!
[18:34] Sakura
    The president's so scary.
[18:37] Gamo
    Paisen's getting wrung out.
[18:39] Gamo
    Seems like it's our fault, though.
[18:42] Yoshi
    Sorry...
[18:44] Captain
    The student council's given me a warning.
[18:49] Captain
    I came to see how seriously
    you've been taking the art club.
[18:59] Captain
    What is this, the manga club?
[19:01] Senpai
    N-No...
[19:04] Captain
    I've been thinking that if you don't
    care to take the art club seriously...
SIGN    Club Termination Form
[19:08] Captain
    I ought to shut down the club.
[19:14] Captain
    Do you have anything to say for yourself?
[19:20] Captain
    If not, I'll go submit this
    to the student council.
[19:25] Senpai
    Wa...
[19:26] Nagatoro
    Wait a second.
[19:40] Captain
    Who are you?
[19:41] Senpai
    W-Well...
[19:43] Senpai
    She's a f-first-year who's
    been modeling for me.
[19:47] Nagatoro
    President...
[19:48] Nagatoro
    Don't you think that's a bit selfish?
[19:51] Captain
    What?
[19:53] Nagatoro
    You've neglected the club all this time.
[19:57] Nagatoro
    Now you show up out of nowhere
    just to shut it down?
[19:59] Nagatoro
    Don't you think that's a bit much?
[20:02] Captain
    If the club members aren't
     taking the club seriously,
[20:04] ---
    there is no reason to continue activities.
[20:09] Nagatoro
    You don't...
[20:13] Nagatoro
    You don't know that he's
    not taking the club seriously.
[20:17] Nagatoro
    Senpai's been on his own.
[20:21] Nagatoro
    Always...
[20:25] Nagatoro
    Always...
[20:31] Nagatoro
    Always...
[20:36] Nagatoro
    drawing like a keener.
[20:48] Captain
    If you're so sure that he's
    been taking it seriously,
[20:52] ---
    I'd like to see his work
    at the culture festival.
[20:55] Senpai
    As an art club exhibit?
[20:58] Captain
    No.
[21:00] Captain
    I may have half-quit the art club,
[21:03] ---
    but I'm still the president.
[21:07] Captain
    If you insist on going against me,
[21:11] ---
    I'll have you put together your own
     exhibit separate from the club's.
SIGN    Kazehaya High School Award!
SIGN    Ballot box
SIGN    Cast your vote!!
[21:17] Captain
    Students vote for the exhibit
     they like best every year.
SIGN    Ballot form
    Choose three of your favorite exhibits
[21:21] Captain
    If your exhibit earns more votes than mine...
[21:28] Captain
    I won't shut down the club.
[21:35] Senpai
    M-Me? Take on the president by myself?
[21:41] Senpai
    I can't.
[21:45] Nagatoro
    You've got this.
[21:47] Nagatoro
    Let's do it, Senpai.
[23:25] Nagatoro
    Points of improvement for today!
[23:27] Nagatoro
    You look iffy in a maid outfit, Senpai!
[23:29] Senpai
    That's your complaint?!
[23:30] Sakura
    Welcome home, Master.
[23:32] Nagatoro
    Say it.
[23:33] Senpai
    Th-That's a lot of talking.
[23:35] Senpai
    Welcome home, Master.
[23:38] Nagatoro
    H-He did it!
[23:39] ---
    Yes.