E2 - You're Inviting Me, Senpai?!

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[00:11] Senpai
    That was pretty impressive.
[00:17] Nagatoro
    Senpai, say, "Ahh."
[00:19] Senpai
    Eh, I'll pass.
[00:21] Nagatoro
    Come on. Just do it.
[00:27] Nagatoro
    Give me a second.
[00:31] Nagatoro
    Okay, say, "Ahh."
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    You're Inviting Me, Senpai?!
SIGN    You're Inviting Me, Senpai?!
[02:22] Senpai
    I'm just not feeling it lately.
[02:30] Senpai
    C-Club President?!
[02:36] Senpai
    Th-This is...
[02:39] President
    I knew it.
[02:41] President
    You've been slacking off lately.
[02:43] Senpai
    I'm sorry.
[02:45] President
    I'm not angry.
[02:47] President
    We've just finished the huge event
    that is the cultural festival.
[02:49] President
    You must be feeling burnt out.
[02:52] Senpai
    Right.
[02:54] President
    Do you remember what I said was the
    most important aspect of making art?
[02:59] Senpai
    Um...
[03:00] President
    Love.
[03:02] Senpai
    Uh-huh...
[03:04] President
    I'll give you this.
SIGN    Sakurayama Zoo
SIGN    Sakurayama Zoo
SIGN    Special Entry Ticket
SIGN    Special Entry Ticket
[03:08] Senpai
    A ticket for the zoo?
[03:10] President
    Do life drawings as you take
    in your natural surroundings.
[03:15] Senpai
    That might be a good idea.
[03:17] President
    When I'm exhausted from drawing
    college entrance pieces,
[03:20] ---
    I free myself in Mother Nature
    and refresh both mind and body.
[03:27] President
    The outdoors are great.
[03:28] Senpai
    I probably shouldn't make any comments.
[03:32] President
    Th-Thank you.
[03:34] President
    I'll check out the zoo.
[03:37] President
    Huh? But there are two here.
[03:40] Senpai
    Why don't you invite the cat-eared girl?
[03:43] Senpai
    She's here all the time
     despite not being part of the club.
[03:46] Senpai
    You may as well make her draw a little.
[03:48] Nagatoro
    Creepy, creepy, creepy-py.
[03:51] President
    Got it? Invite the cat-eared girl.
[03:55] President
    Make her come with you!
[03:57] Senpai
    Yes, ma'am!
[04:01] (Flashback) President
    Make her come with you!
SIGN    Sakurayama Zoo
SIGN    Recommendations
SIGN    Date Ideas
SIGN    Feed the Animals with Your Boyfriend
SIGN    Take Photos Together
[04:22] Nagatoro
    'Sup, Senpai?!
[04:23] Senpai
    'S-Sup?
[04:25] Nagatoro
    I've got time to kill,
    so I'm gonna hang out here.
[04:28] Senpai
    O-Okay.
[04:30] Nagatoro
    Whatcha been up to, Senpai?
[04:33] Senpai
    Nothing, really.
[05:01] Senpai
    No, no, no, no!
[05:02] Senpai
    Me? Invite a girl?
[05:03] Senpai
    Invite Nagatoro?!
[05:04] Senpai
    I can't do that!
[05:08] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    If there's somewhere you
    want to go with someone,
[05:12] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    you could always try asking them.
[05:19] Senpai
    Do you...
[05:23] Senpai
    like animals?
[05:26] Nagatoro
    Yeah!
[05:27] Nagatoro
    I love animals!
[05:28] Senpai
    I-I see.
[05:30] Nagatoro
    Why? Why? Why?
[05:32] Nagatoro
    What? What's up?
[05:33] Nagatoro
    What about animals?
[05:35] Senpai
    N-Nah...
[05:37] Senpai
    Animals aside...
[05:40] Nagatoro
    Aside...?
[05:42] Senpai
    Do you like drawing at all?
[05:47] Nagatoro
    Drawing?
[05:48] Nagatoro
    Not really.
[05:50] Senpai
    Oh.
[05:53] Nagatoro
    Wait, wait!
[05:54] Nagatoro
    I'm doing fine arts for my elective,
    though, so I do draw for class.
[06:02] Senpai
    I shall teach you.
[06:05] Senpai
    Wanna go to the zoo to do some sketching?
[06:11] Senpai
    That's so condescending.
[06:14] Senpai
    And imposing!
[06:18] Nagatoro
    Oh, actually, though,
    I'm not that good at drawing.
[06:23] Nagatoro
    You should teach me sometime, Senpai.
[06:27] Senpai
    So I'm going to the z-zoo.
[06:33] Nagatoro
    That came out of nowhere.
[06:36] Senpai
    Sorry.
[06:37] Nagatoro
    Sorry!
[06:38] Nagatoro
    Please continue.
[06:41] Senpai
    I have two tickets.
[06:44] Senpai
    The president gave me these.
[06:46] Nagatoro
    Uh-huh?
[06:47] Nagatoro
    And?
[06:50] Senpai
    I-If you have time,
    w-wanna go together this Sunday?
[07:00] Nagatoro
    You're inviting me, Senpai?
[07:02] Nagatoro
    You're so creepy!
[07:04] Nagatoro
    The zoo?!
[07:05] Nagatoro
    That's so hilarious!
[07:07] Nagatoro
    Creepy! Creepy!
[07:07] Senpai
    Y-You don't have to if you don't want to.
[07:14] Nagatoro
    Sure.
[07:18] Nagatoro
    Let's go, Senpai.
[07:22] Senpai
    O-Okay.
SIGN    ENTRANCE
[07:38] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[07:41] Nagatoro
    I'm here.
[07:46] Nagatoro
    I haven't been to the zoo
    since elementary school.
SIGN    Soft Serve
[07:50] Senpai
    Me, neither.
[07:51] Nagatoro
    I'm kinda excited.
[07:53] Senpai
    Oh, yeah.
[07:56] Senpai
    I need to give you this first.
[07:58] Senpai
    Here.
[07:59] Senpai
    A sketchbook.
[08:03] Nagatoro
    What's this for?
[08:05] Senpai
    What do you mean, what's it for?
[08:08] Senpai
    Why else would I have made you come?
SIGN    C°m
SIGN    Come
[08:15] Senpai
    Come on, let's go.
[08:17] Senpai
    Now that we're here, we gotta draw lots.
[08:20] Senpai
    Muhhh...
[08:23] Senpai
    Ow!
[08:24] Senpai
    What was that for?!
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
[08:49] Nagatoro
    It's standing!
[08:52] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[08:53] Nagatoro
    Kojiro-kun the red panda stood up!
[08:56] Nagatoro
    Holy crap!
[08:57] Nagatoro
    It's standing upright!
[09:14] Senpai
    Sorry.
[09:15] Senpai
    I never told you we would be life drawing.
[09:18] Nagatoro
    It's fine.
[09:20] Nagatoro
    I know you can be like that.
[09:25] Senpai
    I guess most people wouldn't really
    get that excited about life drawing.
[09:31] Senpai
    Sorry.
[09:32] Senpai
    We can just walk around instead if you want.
[09:38] Nagatoro
    Eh, it's okay.
[09:40] Nagatoro
    I wouldn't mind putting
    up with you for a day.
[09:42] Nagatoro
    It's a rare opportunity, after all.
[09:45] Nagatoro
    Let's draw!
[09:48] Senpai
    Oh.
[09:49] Senpai
    Good.
[09:50] Nagatoro
    But now that I am...
[09:53] Nagatoro
    You'd better teach me step by step,
    hand in hand, Senpai.
[09:57] Senpai
    R-Right.
[10:02] Nagatoro
    Senpai...
[10:05] Nagatoro
    Kojiro-kun won't stay still. I can't draw him.
[10:10] Senpai
    It's just a sketch.
[10:12] Senpai
    You don't have to make it too accurate.
[10:16] Senpai
    Just make a vague outline of the shapes.
[10:19] Senpai
    Make observations and draw in
    the bare minimum of details.
[10:28] Nagatoro
    It's Kojiro-kun!
[10:30] Senpai
    G-Give it a try, like that.
[10:37] Nagatoro
    Hand in hand.
[10:40] Nagatoro
    You promised you'd teach me
    each step hand in hand.
[10:44] Senpai
    Huh? Yeah.
[10:46] Nagatoro
    Well, take my hand and
    teach me how it's done.
[10:53] Senpai
    L-Like this?
[10:57] Nagatoro
    Yup!
[11:00] Nagatoro
    Come on, come on!
[11:02] Senpai
    W-Wait!
[11:03] Senpai
    I didn't mean that!
[11:05] Nagatoro
    What's wrong?
[11:07] Nagatoro
    Were you lying?
[11:09] Nagatoro
    Was that a big, fat lie?
[11:11] Senpai
    It wasn't!
[11:14] Nagatoro
    Meh.
[11:15] Nagatoro
    I didn't expect a virgin sea louse like you...
[11:19] Nagatoro
    to take a girl's hand to teach her anything.
[11:26] Senpai
    I-I can do that much!
[11:31] Nagatoro
    Okay.
[11:33] Nagatoro
    Please and thank you, Senpai.
[11:41] Senpai
    I-It's not a big deal.
    I'm just taking her hand.
[11:54] Senpai
    S-Something like this.
[11:57] Nagatoro
    Oh?
[11:58] Senpai
    M-Make broad outlines.
[12:00] Nagatoro
    Uh-huh.
[12:01] Senpai
    S-Sketch it out.
[12:04] Nagatoro
    Senpai, your voice is cracking.
[12:07] Senpai
    Th-Th-That's not really...
[12:10] Nagatoro
    That aside...
[12:12] Senpai
    That aside...?
[12:15] Senpai
    C-Compare the figure to your
    drawing and add details.
[12:20] Nagatoro
    Senpai, you're so floppy all of a sudden.
[12:24] Senpai
    Wh-What do you expect?!
[12:26] Senpai
    I'm drawing using someone else's hand!
[12:29] Nagatoro
    I know you are.
[12:32] Nagatoro
    Huh?
[12:33] Nagatoro
    That's it?
[12:34] Senpai
    I-I've done the broad strokes.
[12:38] Senpai
    Do the rest yourself.
[12:42] Nagatoro
    Thankies, Senpai!
[13:12] Nagatoro
    Now that we compare...
[13:15] Nagatoro
    I'm pretty bad at this.
[13:18] Senpai
    No, that's not true.
[13:22] Senpai
    You're getting better and better.
[13:24] Nagatoro
    Really? Am I?
[13:26] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[13:28] Nagatoro
    But yours are kinda...
[13:31] Nagatoro
    Lively? I think?
[13:37] Senpai
    A-Are they?
[13:38] Nagatoro
    So!
[13:40] Nagatoro
    What exactly is the trick?
[13:42] Senpai
    The trick?
[13:47] (Flashback) President
    Do you remember what I said was the
    most important aspect of making art?
[13:53] (Flashback) Senpai
    Um...
[13:55] (Flashback) President
    Love.
[14:00] Senpai
    So, like, an interest in what
    you're drawing, or something.
[14:04] Senpai
    Having positive emotions is important.
[14:07] Senpai
    I think.
[14:14] Nagatoro
    I'm going to the washroom.
[14:17] Senpai
    O-Okay.
[14:32] Woman A
    Man, zoos are so... y'know?
[14:35] Man B
    Stinky?
[14:36] Woman A
    Exactly.
[14:37] Man B
    The animal stench, right?
[14:39] Man B
    Also, shit.
[14:42] Woman A
    Gross, right?
[14:45] Woman A
    Holy crap, seriously.
[14:46] Man B
    H-Hey!
[14:49] Man B
    You're Hayacchi's senpai, aren't you?
[14:52] Senpai
    Huh? Er, yeah.
[14:54] Man B
    Remember me?
[14:55] Man B
    It's me.
[14:56] Man B
    We met at the park.
[15:00] Senpai
    I feel like we met somewhere,
    but I don't remember.
[15:04] Senpai
    I'm not good at remembering people's faces.
[15:07] Woman A
    Who's he?
[15:08] Woman A
    Do you know him?
[15:09] Man B
    No.
[15:10] Man B
    Someone who knows someone I know.
[15:11] Senpai
    Get lost already!
[15:14] Man B
    What's this?
[15:17] Man B
    Are you drawing?
[15:18] Woman A
    Really?
[15:20] Woman A
    Drawing at the zoo?
[15:21] Man B
    Club work, maybe?
[15:25] Senpai
    This calls for an emptying of the mind
    and patience until the storm passes.
[15:32] Woman A
    Wait, this is pretty good, isn't it?
[15:34] Man B
    Huh?
[15:35] Man B
    Although this one's pretty bad.
[15:41] Woman A
    Really?
[15:42] Man B
    Really.
[15:44] Woman A
    Holy crap, that's hilarious.
[15:46] Man B
    Right?
[15:47] Woman A
    That's way too crappy.
[15:51] Man B
    Must be a grade school kid's homework.
[16:00] Senpai
    D-Don't laugh at art that
    s-someone worked hard on!
[16:18] Man B
    Yo, what'd you say just now?
[16:21] Man B
    Tell me.
[16:23] Man B
    Tell me what you just said.
[16:27] Nagatoro
    I'm back, Senpai.
[16:41] Nagatoro
    'Sup?
[16:43] Woman A
    Oh, you're here.
[16:46] Man B
    'Sup?
[16:48] Nagatoro
    I drew that, you know.
[16:52] Man B
    Really?
[16:54] Woman A
    Oh, you did?
[16:55] Woman A
    Wow.
[16:56] Woman A
    I mean, this isn't all that bad, right?
[16:59] Man B
    Right?
[17:01] Man B
    It's kinda got mascot-y vibes, right?
[17:03] Nagatoro
    Nah, that was supposed to
    be a pretty serious drawing.
[17:08] Man B
    Really?
[17:09] Woman A
    That's hilarious.
[17:11] Senpai
    Anyway, that aside...
[17:13] Man B
    That aside?
[17:19] Nagatoro
    Did you need something from my senpai?
[17:26] Woman A
    Nah, nah!
[17:27] Woman A
    We were, like, "Dude, he's good!" Right?
[17:30] Man B
    Yeah, legit good.
[17:32] Woman A
    I mean, yours is good, too, Hayacchi,
    but Senpai's is, like, next level, right?
[17:38] Man B
    Yup, yup.
[17:39] Woman A
    He's so pro, right?
[17:41] Man B
    We were just looking at it like, damn!
[17:45] Nagatoro
    I know, right?
[17:49] Man B
    No, seriously.
[17:50] Man B
    It's awesome.
[17:51] Woman A
    Seriously.
[17:53] Man B
    Anyway, we'd better get going.
[17:56] Man B
    Later.
[17:57] Woman A
    Bye-bye!
[18:01] Senpai
    Th-Thanks.
[18:03] Nagatoro
    No worries.
[18:05] Nagatoro
    You're such a wimpy wimp.
[18:08] Nagatoro
    Wimpy wimp!
[18:10] Nagatoro
    Wimpy wimp!
[18:11] Nagatoro
    Wimpy wimp!
[18:14] Senpai
    Though...
[18:16] Senpai
    I have to do better.
[18:27] (Flashback) Senpai
    D-Don't laugh at art that
    s-someone worked hard on!
[18:43] Nagatoro
    Nah, I mean, I think that's
    a good look for you.
[18:48] Nagatoro
    It's a good look.
[18:52] Senpai
    Sure.
[18:53] Senpai
    Fine.
[18:54] Nagatoro
    Yup, yup.
[19:02] Nagatoro
    Well it's getting pretty late.
[19:04] Nagatoro
    Why don't we draw one more and call it a day?
[19:07] Senpai
    Okay.
SIGN    Zoo Map
[19:09] Nagatoro
    What should we draw?
[19:11] Senpai
    Let's see...
[19:14] Senpai
    Your favorite animal, then.
[19:18] Nagatoro
    Animal...
[19:24] Senpai
    What do you like?
[19:25] Nagatoro
    That one.
[19:31] Senpai
    You like sloths, huh?
[19:33] Nagatoro
    Nah, actually, anything's fine.
[19:36] Senpai
    Uh-huh...
[19:38] Nagatoro
    Come on, Senpai!
[19:40] Nagatoro
    Don't just stand there! Start drawing!
[19:43] Senpai
    Okay, okay!
[19:52] Senpai
    Why is she drawing from so far away?
[20:15] Nagatoro
    What are you doing, looking away?!
[20:17] Nagatoro
    Keep your eye on it and draw!
[20:20] Senpai
    R-Right.
[20:27] Senpai
    Okay.
[20:28] Senpai
    It looks pretty good.
[20:31] Senpai
    I'm done.
[20:32] Senpai
    What about you?
[20:33] Nagatoro
    Done.
[20:35] Nagatoro
    By the way, can you guess what I drew?
[20:38] Senpai
    The sloth, right?
[20:41] Nagatoro
    That's right, a sloth.
[20:44] Nagatoro
    But a specific kind of
    sloth that lives in Japan.
[20:48] Nagatoro
    The five-fingered sloth!
[20:51] Nagatoro
    It's so lazy and wimpy that
    it's about to go extinct.
[20:55] Nagatoro
    And it's got such a weak presence,
    it's extremely rare to spot it.
[21:00] Senpai
    There she goes again,
    drawing me just to toy with me!
[21:07] Senpai
    It's not good, but it's
    drawn really carefully.
[21:11] Senpai
    And...
[21:14] Senpai
    It's...
[21:15] (Flashback) President
    Do you remember what I said was the
    most important aspect of making art?
[21:20] (Flashback) President
    Love.
[21:26] President
    No, no, no!
[21:27] President
    What am I thinking?
[21:32] Nagatoro
    Why are you gazing at it for so long?
[21:34] Nagatoro
    You creep!
[21:36] Nagatoro
    Are you violating my drawing with your eyes?
[21:38] Senpai
    N-No!
[21:39] Nagatoro
    Look at you,
    violating my drawing of yourself.
[21:42] Nagatoro
    You're such a pervert.
[21:44] Senpai
    No!
[21:45] Nagatoro
    Jeez, Senpai, you're such a creepy creep!
[23:25] Nagatoro
    Points of improvement for today.
[23:27] Senpai
    I think you're the one who
    can stand to improve today.
[23:29] Nagatoro
    What?! What did I do?
[23:31] Senpai
    I think you had a misunderstanding.
[23:34] Nagatoro
    Misunderstanding between what and what?
[23:36] Nagatoro
    Well? Well, Senpai?
[23:38] Senpai
    I-I'm sorry!