E4 - Why Don't You Come Inside, Senpai-kun?

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[00:35] Anetoro
    You there, hold still.
[00:39] Anetoro
    I'm gonna report you real quick.
[00:41] Senpai
    N-No! Err...
[00:43] Senpai
    S-S-Sorry!
[00:45] Senpai
    I j-just thought she
     might have passed out!
[00:48] Anetoro
    Sure, sure.
[00:49] Anetoro
    You can tell the police all about it.
[00:52] Senpai
    I-I-I'm from school!
[00:54] Senpai
    I b-brought her homework!
[00:56] Senpai
    And a gift!
[00:58] Anetoro
    You...
[00:59] Anetoro
    Are you Senpai-kun?
[01:04] Senpai
    Yes. Probably.
[01:07] Anetoro
    I see, I see.
[01:09] Anetoro
    So you're the one.
[01:12] Anetoro
    You came to check up on my kid sister, huh?
[01:15] Anetoro
    Thanks.
[01:17] Senpai
    Kid sister...
[01:19] Senpai
    Anetoro?!
[01:21] Anetoro
    Why don't you come inside,
[01:25] Anetoro
    Senpai-kun?
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    Why Don't You Come Inside, Senpai-kun?
SIGN    Why Don't You Come Inside, Senpai-kun?
[03:05] Anetoro
    Sorry, she's still asleep.
[03:08] Senpai
    I-It's fine.
[03:10] Anetoro
    Have some tea and stick around for a while.
[03:13] Senpai
    Th-Thank you.
[03:16] Anetoro
    I've heard all kinds of things about you.
[03:20] Senpai
    I-I see.
[03:22] Anetoro
    That you're doing naughty things.
[03:26] Senpai
    N-N-No way! I'm n-n-not!
[03:31] Anetoro
    I'm kidding.
[03:35] Anetoro
    I heard you're really amusing, Senpai.
[03:38] Senpai
    R-Really...
[03:51] Anetoro
    Are you curious?
[03:53] Senpai
    N-No.
[03:55] Senpai
    Not really.
[03:59] Anetoro
    I was actually going to tell
    you all kinds of stuff.
[04:05] Anetoro
    All about her this and
    that and everything else.
[04:10] Anetoro
    Don't you want to find out?
[04:17] Senpai
    I've never had much interest in people.
[04:24] Senpai
    I'd always be content
    so long as I could draw.
[04:56] Anetoro
    Well? Tell me.
[05:00] Anetoro
    Aren't you interested?
[05:03] Senpai
    I-I guess.
[05:06] Senpai
    I guess...
[05:08] Anetoro
    You guess?
[05:09] Senpai
    I-I'm interested.
[05:14] Nagatoro
    Onee-chan, did you buy me pudding?
[05:32] Nagatoro
    Jeez!
[05:34] Nagatoro
    Why are you even here?!
[05:36] Nagatoro
    Couldn't you have said something first?!
[05:38] Nagatoro
    By phone or by text?!
[05:40] Senpai
    No, you didn't reply to my message, so...
[05:42] Nagatoro
    I was sleeping!
[05:44] Senpai
    S-Sorry.
[05:47] Anetoro
    Hey, now.
[05:48] Anetoro
    Senpai-kun's here to see if you're all right.
[05:51] Anetoro
    You shouldn't talk to him like that.
[05:54] Nagatoro
    Stay out of this, Onee-chan.
[05:56] Nagatoro
    Where's the dryer?
[05:58] Senpai
    On the shelf upstairs.
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[06:03] Anetoro
    Sorry she's so noisy, Senpai-kun.
[06:07] Senpai
    I-It's okay.
[06:09] Senpai
    I feel like I really shouldn't be here.
[06:13] Senpai
    How's her cold?
[06:16] Anetoro
    Oh, her fever's been gone since yesterday.
[06:19] Anetoro
    She's fine now.
[06:21] Anetoro
    I told her to stay home
    one more day just in case.
[06:27] Nagatoro
    Hi, Senpai.
[06:31] Senpai
    H-Hey.
[06:32] Anetoro
    I have some good news for
    my cranky little sister.
[06:37] Nagatoro
    Shut up, Onee-chan!
[06:39] Anetoro
    Calm down.
[06:40] Anetoro
    This chemistry set of a pudding that
     I bought at the convenience store earlier...
[06:44] Anetoro
    has evolved into this firmer,
    more authentic pudding.
[06:49] Nagatoro
    The Lawman pudding!
[06:51] Anetoro
    Senpai-kun brought it as a gift.
[06:54] Anetoro
    Now, cheer up, already.
[06:59] Anetoro
    Oh, you're so stubborn.
[07:02] Anetoro
    Fine.
[07:05] Anetoro
    Well, then...
[07:06] Anetoro
    We can take this authentic pudding...
[07:08] Anetoro
    Top it with some fruit...
[07:11] Anetoro
    Decorate it with whipped
    cream and ice cream...
[07:14] Anetoro
    And we have Onee-chan's
    special pudding à la mode!
[07:19] Anetoro
    Go on.
[07:21] Nagatoro
    W-Well, I shouldn't waste food,
    so I guess I'll eat it.
[07:25] Senpai
    She's completely playing Nagatoro.
[07:28] Senpai
    Beware Anetoro.
[07:30] Anetoro
    Here you are, Senpai-kun.
[07:32] Senpai
    Oh, thank you.
[07:34] Anetoro
    Come on. Have a seat.
[07:37] Anetoro
    Why don't we take this opportunity
    to talk about everything?
[07:42] Anetoro
    Over some pudding.
[07:45] Anetoro
    Right?
[07:47] Senpai
    Anetoro's got the same aura as Nagatoro.
[07:53] Nagatoro
    We're eating in my room, Senpai.
[07:56] Senpai
    O-Okay.
[07:58] Nagatoro
    Don't come with us, Onee-chan.
[08:00] Anetoro
    You're so mean.
[08:02] Anetoro
    You're making your sister lonely.
[08:04] Nagatoro
    You're just going to talk about
    stuff no one needs to hear.
[08:09] Anetoro
    Oh, fine.
[08:11] Nagatoro
    Come on, let's go, Senpai.
[08:19] Senpai
    I haven't been in Nagatoro's room for a while.
[08:24] Senpai
    But...
[08:30] Senpai
    Um, I'm sorry.
[08:33] Senpai
    I mean, I came unannounced.
[08:36] Nagatoro
    I-It's not your fault, Senpai.
[08:39] Nagatoro
    It just surprised me.
[08:41] Senpai
    O-Okay.
[08:43] Nagatoro
    Senpai...
[08:47] Nagatoro
    Um...
[08:50] Nagatoro
    Thanks.
[08:51] Nagatoro
    For checking up on me.
[08:53] Senpai
    N-Nah, I needed to give
    you your homework anyway.
[09:09] Nagatoro
    This pudding is so good.
[09:13] Senpai
    Yeah, it is.
[09:16] Senpai
    The fruit goes well with it, too.
[09:23] Nagatoro
    Hey, hey, Senpai...
[09:26] Nagatoro
    Here.
[09:27] Nagatoro
    Say, "Ahh."
[09:30] Senpai
    Wh-Why now?!
[09:32] Nagatoro
    To thank you for coming over.
[09:34] Nagatoro
    You don't need to be modest.
[09:36] Nagatoro
    You like this, don't you, Senpai?
[09:40] Nagatoro
    You're a closet pervert, after all.
[09:41] Senpai
    W-Wait, what does that have
    to do with anything?
[09:45] Nagatoro
    Just eat it!
[09:47] Senpai
    Here we go again with Nagatoro's usual thing.
[09:50] Nagatoro
    Come on, Senpai!
[09:54] Senpai
    Oh, well.
[09:56] Senpai
    No one's watching.
[10:02] Anetoro
    I brought juice!
[10:05] Anetoro
    Oopsie.
[10:06] Anetoro
    Am I interrupting?
[10:08] Senpai
    She saw us!
[10:10] Nagatoro
    Stay out, Onee-chan!
[10:12] Anetoro
    Don't say that.
[10:13] Anetoro
    You must be thirsty.
[10:16] Anetoro
    Especially when it's just the two of you.
[10:18] Nagatoro
    Get out!
[10:20] Anetoro
    Fine, fine.
[10:22] Anetoro
    Well, Senpai-kun, enjoy your stay.
[10:25] Senpai
    N-Nah, I don't intend to stay that long.
[10:29] Anetoro
    Oh, right, Senpai-kun...
[10:34] Anetoro
    We'll continue our talk another time, okay?
[10:38] Anetoro
    Since you seem to be all kinds
    of interested in my sister.
[10:43] Anetoro
    Right?
[10:49] Nagatoro
    "All kinds of interested"?
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
[11:10] Senpai
    I never intended to pry into
    Nagatoro's personal life.
[11:16] Senpai
    Damn it, Anetoro...
[11:24] Senpai
    Now it's awkward.
[11:27] Senpai
    Thanks for the pudding.
[11:29] Senpai
    I shouldn't intrude for too long.
[11:32] Senpai
    I should probably...
[11:37] Nagatoro
    Since you're here...
[11:39] Senpai
    Since I'm here...
[11:46] Nagatoro
    Wanna play a match?
[11:50] Senpai
    S-Sure, a quick game.
[11:53] Nagatoro
    I'm not the same player I was back then.
[11:59] Senpai
    All right. I'm not holding back, then.
[12:02] Nagatoro
    That's the spirit.
[12:04] Nagatoro
    Come at me!
[12:07] Senpai
    A-All right!
[12:09] Game Announcer
    Round 1.
[12:11] Game Announcer
    Fight!
[12:20] Senpai
    She's definitely gotten better.
[12:23] Senpai
    She must have practiced a lot.
[12:25] Senpai
    But...
[12:29] Senpai
    She still lets her guard down.
[12:32] Senpai
    Got a combo!
[12:34] Senpai
    Now I just gotta get to an ultimate...
[12:37] Nagatoro
    Senpai, what were you and
    my sister talking about?
[12:43] Senpai
    N-N-Nothing, really.
[12:45] Nagatoro
    Are you sure?
SIGN    Whack whack whack whack
[12:47] Nagatoro
    Weren't you trying...
[12:50] Nagatoro
    to learn my secrets...
SIGN    Whack whack whack whack
SIGN    Pow
[12:53] Nagatoro
    while I...
SIGN    Pow
SIGN    Pow
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[12:56] Nagatoro
    was sleeping?!
[12:59] Senpai
    N-No way!
[13:05] Senpai
    I-I wasn't...
[13:07] Senpai
    I don't pry without someone's permission...
[13:15] Nagatoro
    One more match!
[13:17] Nagatoro
    One more!
[13:18] Senpai
    Huh? Sure.
[13:20] Nagatoro
    Time to show my wimpy senpai what I can do.
[13:29] Senpai
    She's actually really good
    once she's on the offensive.
[13:33] Senpai
    I've never been good against
    this character to begin with.
[13:39] Game Announcer
    KO!
[13:41] Nagatoro Smash
    Wimp! Wimp! Wimp!
[13:44] Nagatoro
    Senpai's a wimp! Wimp! Wimp!
[13:48] Senpai
    What did you expect?
[13:49] Senpai
    I haven't been playing lately.
[13:55] Nagatoro
    Oh, I know!
[13:58] Nagatoro
    If you can beat me...
[14:02] Nagatoro
    I'll tell you one of my secrets.
    Anything you want to know.
[14:10] Nagatoro
    Well?
[14:11] Nagatoro
    You want to learn about
    my secrets, don't you?
[14:16] Senpai
    N-Not really.
[14:18] Senpai
    You don't really have
    any big secrets, do you?
[14:22] Senpai
    B-But I guess, if you insist...
[14:26] Senpai
    I wouldn't mind playing along.
[14:30] Nagatoro
    You're so shy.
[14:33] Nagatoro
    Here we go, then.
[14:35] Nagatoro
    Ready...
[14:36] Nagatoro
    Fight!
[14:41] Nagatoro
    Senpai...
[14:44] Nagatoro
    If you do beat me...
[14:47] Nagatoro
    What do you want to know?
[14:51] Nagatoro
    Which one of my secrets?
[14:54] Senpai
    Th-There isn't really anything I want to know.
[14:59] Nagatoro
    Oh, then maybe...
[15:02] Nagatoro
    my cup size?
[15:06] Senpai
    N-No!
[15:07] Nagatoro
    Are you sure?
[15:09] Nagatoro
    My hip size, then?
[15:12] Senpai
    No!
[15:13] Nagatoro
    What, then?
[15:15] Nagatoro
    Something even more pervy?
[15:18] Nagatoro
    What? What?
[15:20] Nagatoro
    What do you want to know?
[15:21] Nagatoro
    Well?
[15:24] Senpai
    Your first name... I guess.
[15:34] Senpai
    Sh-Shoot!
[15:35] Senpai
    Bad idea.
[15:40] Senpai
    I didn't mean to ask that.
[15:44] Nagatoro
    Come to think of it, I guess
    I haven't told you my first name.
[15:49] Senpai
    Y-You haven't.
[15:51] Nagatoro
    I wouldn't mind. That's not a big deal.
[15:58] Nagatoro
    Though, Senpai...
[16:01] Nagatoro
    You want to know my name, huh?
[16:05] Senpai
    I mean, well...
[16:07] Senpai
    It would be easier to address you
     if I knew your first name.
[16:13] Nagatoro
    That was bothering you, Senpai?
[16:16] Nagatoro
    Does it matter what you call me?
[16:20] Senpai
    M-Maybe not, but...
[16:27] Game Announcer
    Time up!
[16:28] Senpai Smash
    All talk.
[16:32] Senpai
    I-I won.
[16:36] Nagatoro
    Aw, shucks. I lost.
[16:39] Nagatoro
    Well, fine, then.
[16:43] Nagatoro
    It was my fault for losing.
[16:51] Nagatoro
    My...
[16:55] Nagatoro
    name is...
[16:59] Senpai
    No, never mind!
[17:05] Senpai
    Oh, no, it's not that I don't want to know.
[17:13] Senpai
    Having you tell me your name because of a
     bet on a game doesn't quite feel right.
[17:26] Nagatoro
    You're such a pain.
[17:30] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[17:31] Senpai
    That might be true.
[17:34] Senpai
    But if I want to know your name,
[17:39] Senpai
    I'll come out and ask you properly.
[17:45] Nagatoro
    You're such a pain!
[17:47] Nagatoro
    You creepy creep.
[17:51] Nagatoro
    But, yeah, okay.
[17:54] Nagatoro
    Someday.
[17:55] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[18:00] Anetoro
    Hayase-chan!
[18:02] Anetoro
    I brought your album!
SIGN    Kazehaya Elementary School
[18:04] Anetoro
    Let's go through it with
    Senpai-kun, Hayase-chan!
[18:12] Anetoro
    What's the matter?
[18:13] Nagatoro
    Onee-chan, get out!
[18:17] Anetoro
    Oh, come on, don't be like that.
[18:19] Anetoro
    This is her on her first day
     of elementary school.
[18:22] Anetoro
    You must be interested, Senpai-kun.
[18:24] Senpai
    No, er...
[18:26] Anetoro
    All right, then!
[18:27] Anetoro
    Let's get to the really good ones.
[18:29] Anetoro
    This is when she wet the bed, and...
[18:31] Nagatoro
    Stop it!
[18:40] Nagatoro
    Thanks for coming today.
[18:42] Nagatoro
    I'll be at school tomorrow.
[18:45] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[18:48] Senpai
    Bye.
[18:54] Nagatoro
    Senpai.
[18:57] Nagatoro
    I'm going to start toying with
    you again starting tomorrow.
[18:59] Nagatoro
    You'd better be ready.
[19:02] Senpai
    Have some mercy.
[19:21] Senpai
    Hayase.
SIGN    Art Room
[21:06] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[21:08] Senpai
    N-Nagatoro?
[21:10] Senpai
    Are you feeling better?
[21:12] Nagatoro
    All better.
[21:13] Nagatoro
    Feeling perfectly well.
[21:15] Senpai
    Okay.
[21:17] Senpai
    You should go home early today, though.
[21:20] Nagatoro
    You're so boring.
[21:22] Nagatoro
    I thought you might have been feeling horny
[21:24] Nagatoro
    since you haven't gotten to draw
    a high school girl in a while.
[21:27] Senpai
    S-Say what?!
[21:29] Nagatoro
    Oh, please.
[21:31] Nagatoro
    You can be honest.
[21:33] Nagatoro
    I'll model for you.
[21:35] Nagatoro
    To thank you for checking up on me.
[21:38] Nagatoro
    What about this pose, Senpai?
[21:43] Senpai
    I-I don't know...
[21:47] Nagatoro
    Your face is beet red!
[21:49] Nagatoro
    Was that too much stimulation for you?
[21:53] Senpai
    N-Not really.
[21:56] Nagatoro
    Especially since you're a virgin.
[21:58] Senpai
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Why does that matter?!
[22:00] Nagatoro
    "Wh-Wh-Wh-Why does that matter?!"
[22:05] Nagatoro
    Well, how about this pose, then?
[22:09] Senpai
    Wh-What kind of pose is that?
[22:13] Nagatoro
    It's, like, a Bruce Lee kick.
[22:16] Senpai
    I-I see.
[22:20] Senpai
    Okay, let's go with that.
[22:38] Senpai
    Wh-What's wrong?
[22:40] Nagatoro
    M-My thighs are going to burst.
[22:44] Senpai
    We should really take a break.
[22:48] Nagatoro
    No...
[22:48] Nagatoro
    I've got pins and needles.
[22:50] Nagatoro
    I can't move.
[22:52] Senpai
    Careful!
[23:05] Nagatoro
    S-Senpai, did you break my fall?
[23:08] Senpai
    I-It's nothing like that!
[23:13] Nagatoro
    Were you trying to get lucky, then?
[23:16] Nagatoro
    You closet perv!
[23:20] Senpai
    A-Achoo!
[23:25] Anetoro
    Points of improvement for today!
[23:27] Senpai
    Anetoro?!
[23:28] Anetoro
    You call me Anetoro, huh?
[23:30] Senpai
    N-No, well...
[23:31] Anetoro
    Want me to tell you my name, too?
[23:34] Senpai
    Um...
[23:34] Nagatoro
    Onee-chan! What are you doing?!
[23:36] Anetoro
    Nothing.
[23:37] Anetoro
    Well, see you around, Senpai-kun.