E1 - It's You and Me, Senpai~

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SIGN    Student Council Office
[00:04] Council President
    It's late.
[00:05] Council President
    The handwriting is messy.
[00:06] Council President
    You used the wrong format.
[00:08] Council President
    Do it over, dumbass.
[00:12] Mashiro
    My name is Mashiro Ai.
[00:14] Mashiro
    I'm a first-year high school student.
[00:16] Mashiro
    I've somehow become the
    student council secretary.
[00:20] Council President
    Are you listening to me?!
[00:22] Mashiro
    I-I'm listening, President!
[00:24] Council President
    Less yapping, more writing.
[00:27] Council President
    Want me to shut that mouth of yours?
[00:35] Mashiro
    I'm late!
[00:36] Mashiro
    I slept in because the president
    had me working late.
[00:44] Mashiro
    The president's in the middle of an exam.
SIGN    Student Council Office
[00:59] Council President
    It was a lapse in judgment.
[01:02] Council President
    I promise never to do it again.
[01:05] Council President
    So please...
[01:07] Mashiro
    Fine.
[01:09] Mashiro
    I won't tell anyone.
[01:11] Council President
    Secretary!
[01:14] Mashiro
    But in return...
[01:16] Council President
    In return?
[01:21] Mashiro
    From now on, you're going to do
    everything I tell you to, President.
[01:29] Council President
    What...?!
SIGN    From now on,
    you're going to
SIGN    do everything I tell you to...
SIGN    President
    ...♥
SIGN    What...?!
[01:31] Senpai
    What...?!
SIGN    Art Room
[01:36] Senpai
    Why is it...
SIGN    Slave of Love
[01:38] Senpai
    that this guy is so relatable?
[01:42] Senpai
    And the girl seems familiar...
SIGN    
    President...
[01:46] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[01:47] Nagatoro
    'Sup?!
[01:51] Nagatoro
    I bought new loafers!
[01:53] Nagatoro
    I like sneakers for their comfort,
[01:57] Nagatoro
    but a high school girl's gotta be
    able to wear loafers, am I right?
[02:03] Nagatoro
    Ta-da!
[02:05] Nagatoro
    What do you think, Senpai?
[02:07] Nagatoro
    Is it electrifying?
[02:13] Senpai
    S-Sure, they look good.
[02:16] Nagatoro
    That's a weak reaction.
[02:22] Nagatoro
    Hey, is that Slave of Love?
[02:26] Nagatoro
    I didn't know you read shoujo manga, Senpai.
[02:29] Senpai
    Wh-What's wrong with that?
[02:31] Senpai
    I-I heard it's getting an anime adaptation,
    so I bought it out of curiosity.
[02:35] Nagatoro
    Oh, no.
[02:36] Nagatoro
    I never said there's anything wrong.
[02:38] Nagatoro
    I've been keeping up with it, too.
[02:40] Senpai
    Really?
[02:42] Nagatoro
    I mean, I don't normally read manga much.
SIGN    Slave of Love
SIGN    Anime adaptation announced!!
[02:46] Ai
    President, are you listening?
[02:46] Nagatoro
    But I feel weirdly close with
    the protagonist, Ai-chan.
[02:51] Nagatoro
    It cracks me up seeing the mega-sadistic
    four-eyes get all teary-eyed.
[02:56] Senpai
    I'm sure it does.
[02:57] Nagatoro
    I bet you'd get all teary-eyed if
    a girl did this kinda stuff to you.
[03:02] Senpai
    No, not really.
[03:04] Senpai
    It's nowhere near as bad as
    how someone toys with me.
[03:09] Senpai
    If you're so sure, why don't I hit
    you with some Slave of Love play?
[03:15] Nagatoro
    D-Do what you want.
[03:18] Nagatoro
    No manga skit is going to mess me up.
[03:21] Nagatoro
    Here.
[03:22] Senpai
    Nah, not Volume 1.
[03:24] Senpai
    They haven't gotten warmed up that early on.
[03:28] Nagatoro
    The latest volume, though...
SIGN    Ack...
SIGN    Sorry.
SIGN    Drip
[03:32] Senpai
    Sorry.
[03:38] Mashiro
    Lick it off with your tongue,
    Council President.
SIGN    Clean
    it
    with
    your
    tongue,
SIGN    President ♥
SIGN    Ugh...
[03:43] Nagatoro
    Shoe-licking play!
[03:45] Nagatoro
    Not bad for a shoujo manga!
[03:48] Senpai
    This protagonist's messed up!
[03:50] Senpai
    Th-This is taking it a little far.
[03:56] Nagatoro
    Oh, whoopsies.
[03:58] Nagatoro
    I got it on my loafer.
[04:01] Senpai
    Seriously, stop!
[04:21] Nagatoro
    Wait...
[04:28] Nagatoro
    S-Senpai...
[04:43] Nagatoro
    Th-Thanks, Senpai.
[04:45] Senpai
    Wh-Whatever.
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    It's You and Me, Senpai~
SIGN    It's You and Me, Senpai~
[06:39] Senpai
    Nagatoro.
[06:46] Senpai
    Come to think of it...
[06:48] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[06:50] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[06:52] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    Let's go to the beach!
[06:59] Senpai
    Maybe for once, I should be the one to...
[07:06] Senpai
    No, no, no!
[07:07] Senpai
    Hold up. Hold up.
[07:09] Senpai
    What am I, a moth into the flame?
[07:13] Senpai
    Wise men stay clear of danger.
[07:17] Senpai
    Still, though...
[07:25] Nagatoro
    Creeper!
[07:26] Nagatoro
    What are you doing?
[07:27] Nagatoro
    Are you a stalker?
[07:29] Nagatoro
    Creeper! Creeper!
[07:29] Senpai
    N-No!
[07:33] Nagatoro
    Man, that was crazy, even for you.
[07:37] Nagatoro
    I could totally report you to the police.
[07:39] Nagatoro
    Moments away from an incident!
[07:42] Nagatoro
    You're lucky I'm a nice girl.
[07:45] Nagatoro
    It's my duty as a citizen to report you,
    but I'll give you a little bit of leeway.
[07:50] Senpai
    I-I wasn't...
[07:52] Senpai
    I just noticed you, so I thought
    I'd talk to you. That's all.
[08:02] Nagatoro
    I see.
[08:03] Nagatoro
    All right.
[08:04] Nagatoro
    I'll give you a lesson on how
    to talk to people, Senpai.
[08:10] Senpai
    I'm good.
[08:12] Nagatoro
    Don't be so shy.
[08:15] Nagatoro
    We're buddies, aren't we?
[08:23] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[08:28] Nagatoro
    That's Type A.
[08:30] Nagatoro
    The most fundamental of all greetings.
[08:32] Senpai
    That's a rather violent greeting.
[08:35] Nagatoro
    What are you talking about?
[08:37] Nagatoro
    You're expressing true
    friendship through skinship.
[08:40] Nagatoro
    Next, Type B.
[08:41] Nagatoro
    Here we go!
[08:42] Senpai
    There's more?
[08:44] Nagatoro
    Obviously!
[08:45] Nagatoro
    Let's keep going!
[08:47] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[08:51] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[08:54] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[08:56] Senpai
    Ow!
[08:58] Senpai
    Don't you have a more normal greeting?
[09:01] Nagatoro
    There's no such thing as a normal
    greeting for a high school girl.
[09:04] Senpai
    Really?
[09:05] Nagatoro
    Okay, last one. Here I go!
[09:08] Nagatoro
    The ultimate greeting.
[09:11] Nagatoro
    Se-n...
[09:15] Nagatoro
    pai!
[09:24] Nagatoro
    How's that, Senpai?
[09:26] Senpai
    No, err...
[09:27] Senpai
    Y-Y-You're too close!
[09:31] Nagatoro
    Nah, nah.
[09:32] Nagatoro
    This is totally normal for high school girls.
[09:35] Senpai
    N-No way.
[09:38] Senpai
    Damn it!
[09:39] Senpai
    She's totally messing with me.
[09:41] Nagatoro
    Okay, your turn, Senpai.
[09:44] Nagatoro
    Try one on me.
[09:46] Senpai
    No way!
[09:47] Senpai
    I'm not doing that!
[09:48] Nagatoro
    Senpai, you're a wuss.
[09:52] Senpai
    Shut up!
[09:53] Senpai
    I can't do it!
[09:54] Senpai
    S-S-Skinship with a girl?!
[09:57] Nagatoro
    I see.
[09:58] Nagatoro
    Maybe I'll tell everyone at school, then.
[10:01] Senpai
    T-Tell them what?
[10:03] Nagatoro
    That I glomped you, and you got hard.
[10:09] Nagatoro
    Ew, Senpai!
[10:11] Nagatoro
    You're so gross!
[10:12] Nagatoro
    All I did was hug you!
[10:15] Senpai
    Wh-What are you talking about?!
[10:17] Senpai
    I-I-I'm not actually...
[10:18] Nagatoro
    Everyone, get this!
[10:21] Nagatoro
    All I did was hug my senpai, and he—
[10:28] Nagatoro
    Senpai, you're a loser!
[10:31] Senpai
    Shut up!
[10:39] Senpai
    What if I actually...
[10:43] Senpai
    smacked her on the head right now?
[10:48] Senpai
    How would Nagatoro react?
[10:53] Senpai
    If I actually hugged her from behind...
[11:00] Senpai
    How would she react?
[11:03] Senpai
    No, no!
[11:04] Senpai
    What are you thinking?
[11:19] Senpai
    S-S-S-S-Sorry!
[11:28] Senpai
    Sorry.
[11:38] Gamo
    'Sup?!
[11:39] Yoshi
    'Sup?!
[11:40] Nagatoro
    'Sup?
[11:42] Senpai
    I knew it! High school girls
    just use normal greetings!
[11:47] Gamo
    What're you up to?
[11:48] Senpai
    Nothing.
[11:49] Gamo
    Let us join.
[11:51] Yoshi
    Join!
[11:53] Senpai
    I said we're not doing anything.
[11:55] Yoshi
    You suck.
[11:56] Gamo
    Oh, yeah.
[11:58] Gamo
    Are you down to do the thing
    after school, Hayacchi?
[12:00] Senpai
    The thing?
[12:03] Yoshi
    The thing!
[12:04] Senpai
    Oh.
[12:05] Senpai
    I'm down.
[12:06] Gamo
    All right, we're doing it.
[12:08] Nagatoro
    Senpai, let's go party.
[12:11] Senpai
    P-Party?
[12:13] Nagatoro
    That's right.
[12:14] Nagatoro
    The culture festival after-party.
[12:16] Gamo
    Okay, see you after school.
[12:17] Gamo
    I'll text you once I'm
    done dealing with stuff.
[12:19] Yoshi
    Text.
[12:20] Nagatoro
    Later.
[12:21] Gamo
    Later.
[12:22] Nagatoro
    Can't wait, huh, Senpai?
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    Art Room
[12:49] Senpai
    The culture festival after-party...
[12:52] Senpai
    I'm sure it's at the usual
    family restaurant, but...
[12:55] Nagatoro
    Senpai...
[12:59] Nagatoro
    Is it just me, or is it cold today?
[13:02] Senpai
    The AC is messed up.
[13:04] Nagatoro
    Seriously?
[13:07] Senpai
    It's ancient, so...
[13:10] Nagatoro
    Well, whatever.
[13:11] Nagatoro
    This calls for...
[13:13] Nagatoro
    tights!
[13:15] Nagatoro
    It's winter soon, after all.
[13:17] Nagatoro
    I bought them the other day.
[13:19] Senpai
    Huh...
[13:20] Senpai
    I'm surprised, though.
[13:22] Senpai
    You didn't seem like the type to wear those.
[13:27] Nagatoro
    Are you saying I'm like a grade-school kid
    who wears shorts and short sleeves all year?
[13:32] Senpai
    No, not really, but...
[13:35] Senpai
    Girls wear skirts for their uniforms,
[13:37] Senpai
    so you'd think you'd be less
    prone to getting cold than guys.
[13:40] Nagatoro
    Senpai...
[13:42] Nagatoro
    Girls' fashion is all about grit!
[13:45] Nagatoro
    On windy days, on snowy days...
[13:48] Nagatoro
    Skirts are to be worn with willpower!
[13:51] Senpai
    Huh... That's rough.
[13:54] Nagatoro
    But sometimes we want warmth, too.
[14:08] Senpai
    I see...
[14:09] Senpai
    Tights, huh?
[14:11] Senpai
    You gotta do what you gotta do.
[14:17] Nagatoro
    "You gotta do what you gotta do"?
[14:24] Nagatoro
    What do you mean by,
    "You gotta do what you gotta do"?
[14:31] Nagatoro
    You mean you're disappointed, don't you?
[14:35] Nagatoro
    You're disappointed you don't get to
    see my bare legs anymore, aren't you?
[14:40] Senpai
    N-No!
[14:41] Nagatoro
    Senpai's obsessed with my bare legs!
[14:45] Nagatoro
    Ew! Creep!
[14:46] Senpai
    I'm not!
[14:48] Nagatoro
    Okay, you put these on me, then.
[14:52] Senpai
    What?!
[14:53] Senpai
    Wh-Why would I do that?
[14:55] Nagatoro
    So I can observe you up-close to see
    if you're obsessed with my bare legs.
[15:04] Nagatoro
    Come on, Senpai.
[15:06] Nagatoro
    Hurry up and put it on me.
[15:17] Nagatoro
    You're taking forever, Senpai.
[15:20] Nagatoro
    Couldn't you be a bit smoother?
[15:23] Nagatoro
    Oh, right, you can't. You're a virgin.
[15:27] Senpai
    Damn it...
[15:29] Senpai
    Just pretend I'm bagging a daikon
    radish and get it done quickly.
[15:38] Senpai
    So soft.
[15:40] Senpai
    It's nothing like a radish.
[15:43] Senpai
    It's soft and smooth, yet firm and supple.
[15:48] Senpai
    A girl's leg...
[15:50] Senpai
    Nagatoro's leg!
[16:00] Nagatoro
    What are you getting all tense about?!
[16:02] Nagatoro
    Hurry up and put it on, please!
[16:06] Senpai
    Clear your mind...
[16:10] Senpai
    So soft!
[16:12] Senpai
    No!
[16:13] Senpai
    Clear your mind...
[16:15] Senpai
    So soft!
[16:16] Senpai
    Clear your mind...
[16:23] Nagatoro
    That's enough!
[16:25] Nagatoro
    I'll finish putting it on myself!
[16:28] Senpai
    Okay!
[16:29] Senpai
    Okay, already!
[16:30] Nagatoro
    Your hand movements are way too pervy!
[16:34] Senpai
    I wasn't trying to...
[16:35] Senpai
    Ow, ow, ow!
[16:40] Nagatoro
    What do you think?
[16:43] Senpai
    I-I mean, they look okay, I guess.
[16:48] Nagatoro
    Senpai, do you have a tights fetish?
[16:51] Senpai
    N-No!
[16:56] Nagatoro
    Gamo-chan says they're ready to go.
SIGN    Fukkura Sushi
[17:04] Senpai
    I don't have much money.
[17:06] Nagatoro
    Don't worry.
[17:08] Nagatoro
    We have the money from our straps.
[17:10] Nagatoro
    You can eat all you want.
[17:12] Senpai
    R-Really?
[17:14] Sakura
    First bite's gotta be tuna, right?
[17:17] Yoshi
    Tuna!
[17:19] Nagatoro
    The smoked salmon's good.
[17:21] Yoshi
    Salmon!
[17:22] Gamo
    This is awesome.
[17:24] Gamo
    I haven't had sushi in forever.
[17:26] Yoshi
    Sushi!
[17:27] Senpai
    I feel so out of place.
[17:31] Senpai
    I guess I'll focus on eating.
[17:34] Nagatoro
    Senpai, get me a negi toro.
[17:37] Senpai
    S-Sure.
[17:39] Sakura
    Urchin for me.
[17:41] Gamo
    Fries for me.
[17:45] Nagatoro
    Bonito.
[17:47] Yoshi
    Karaage.
[17:50] Sakura
    Eel.
[17:53] Senpai
    Shoot!
[17:54] Senpai
    This seat's a trap!
[17:55] Nagatoro
    Tuna!
[17:56] Senpai
    The lane side is the slave's seat!
[17:56] Gamo
    Udon.
[18:00] Nagatoro
    Work!
[18:03] Senpai
    They invited me so they
    can work me to the bone!
[18:10] Nagatoro
    Senpai, what are you having next?
[18:13] Senpai
    Amberjack, maybe?
[18:22] Nagatoro
    Okay, amberjack. How much?
[18:25] Senpai
    Thanks.
[18:29] Nagatoro
    I'm going to treat you today.
[18:32] Nagatoro
    I mean...
[18:35] Nagatoro
    You were the one who worked the most
    at the school festival, Senpai.
[18:41] Nagatoro
    So you're the star of the show tonight.
[18:44] Nagatoro
    Star here!
[18:45] Nagatoro
    Treat him with respect, just for today.
[18:48] Gamo
    A'ight.
[18:49] Sakura
    Got it.
[18:50] Gamo
    Offerings for Paisen.
[18:52] Gamo
    Eat up, if you will.
[18:55] Yoshi
    Karaage.
[18:56] Sakura
    Have some salad, too.
[18:58] Senpai
    Th-Thank you.
[19:00] Sakura
    Senpai's more of a fish
    type, don't you think?
[19:04] Gamo
    Or an herbivore.
[19:05] Yoshi
    Sheep?
[19:06] Nagatoro
    You should eat tons of fatty stuff.
[19:09] Nagatoro
    You're such a twig.
[19:12] Senpai
    I guess I had the wrong idea about them.
[19:15] Senpai
    Looks like I can relax for today.
[19:17] Gamo
    Okay!
[19:19] Gamo
    Special service for Paisen.
[19:21] Gamo
    Put some salmon roe on top of the salmon...
[19:25] Gamo
    Ta-da!
[19:26] Gamo
    Salmon red caviar oyako sushi!
[19:31] Gamo
    Try it, Paisen.
[19:37] Senpai
    It's not bad.
[19:38] Senpai
    They're the same species, so it makes sense.
[19:41] Gamo
    Right?
[19:42] Gamo
    Doesn't it elevate it a bit?
[19:46] Yoshi
    I'm making some, too!
[19:49] Yoshi
    I put mayonnaise corn on
    top of a Hamburg steak sushi.
[19:52] Yoshi
    Give it a try.
[19:57] Senpai
    It's pretty trashy, but it's good.
[20:02] Sakura
    Me, too! Me, too!
[20:04] Sakura
    I put urchin on top of shrimp sushi.
[20:07] Sakura
    I call it gorgeous nigiri!
[20:13] Senpai
    Yum!
[20:19] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[20:21] Nagatoro
    I'll make you a special, too.
[20:26] Nagatoro
    Take half the cod roe off
[20:28] Nagatoro
    and put soft roe on top.
[20:32] Nagatoro
    The cod roe and soft roe have a
    miraculous encounter in your stomach.
[20:36] Nagatoro
    The preggers sushi!
[20:38] Nagatoro
    You might get knocked up, Senpai!
[20:48] Yoshi
    Nasty.
[20:50] Gamo
    Yeah...
[20:51] Sakura
    Who makes dirty jokes with food?
[20:54] Gamo
    It's a sushi violation.
[20:57] Sakura
    Too far.
[20:58] Yoshi
    Sacrilege!
[20:59] Gamo
    Hayacchi does that sometimes.
[21:03] Sakura
    Cod roe and soft roe...
[21:06] Gamo
    Pregnant?
[21:15] Gamo
    Paisen went for it!
[21:18] Senpai
    Wait, this is good.
[21:21] Senpai
    The cod roe and soft roe go well together.
[21:24] Senpai
    It's good.
[21:28] Nagatoro
    See?
[21:30] Nagatoro
    That's Senpai for you.
[21:32] Nagatoro
    He's a creepy creeper, but he's got good taste.
[21:35] Nagatoro
    I have the approval of the star of the day!
[21:38] Nagatoro
    Whoo!
[21:40] Gamo
    Jeez, you're annoying.
[21:42] Sakura
    I'll make some, too.
[21:43] Sakura
    Yoshi, cod roe and soft roe, please.
[21:46] Nagatoro
    Don't copy me!
[21:48] Gamo
    Okay, I'll use soft roe and soft roe
    to make creepy creeper sushi.
[23:25] Nagatoro
    Points of improvement for today!
[23:27] Nagatoro
    Senpai, you were getting really
    excited seeing me in tights today.
[23:30] Senpai
    I-I wasn't!
[23:31] Nagatoro
    What about it turned you on?
[23:34] Senpai
    I guess the way the 80 denier fabric made it almost see-through, but not quite.
[23:37] Nagatoro
    Y-You creepy virgin!