E1 - Senpai is a bit... / Senpai, don't you ever get angry?

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[00:31] Girl 1
    Hey, look at this!
[00:32] Girl 1
    Isn't it awesome?
[00:34] Girl 2
    Nice.
SIGN    Kazahaya High School
[01:02] Girl 1
    Are you free later?
[01:04] Girl 2
    Yeah.
[01:04] Girl 1
    Want to go karaoke?
[01:06] Girl 2
    Yeah!
[01:40] Gamo
    Seriously, no way.
SIGN    Fire Hydrant
[01:55] Girl 1
    I felt so bad.
SIGN    Library
SIGN    Returns
SIGN    Reception
SIGN    Lending
[02:27] Sakura
    Anyway, and then he sent me a LINE message.
[02:31] Nagatoro
    Really?
[02:32] Gamo
    Oh, man. That's hilarious.
[02:35] Sakura
    Right?
[02:36] Sakura
    I wish he would stop having the wrong idea.
[02:40] Senpai
    This is usually my favorite spot after
    school, since no one comes here.
[02:45] Senpai
    I can't stand those types of girls.
[02:48] Senpai
    I'm never going to have anything
    to do with that species.
[02:53] Senpai
    I'll get my homework done and go home.
SIGN    Currently Away
SIGN    Keep quiet. Set phones on silent.
[03:03] Sakura
    I can't!
[03:06] Sakura
    This is taking forever.
[03:08] Gamo
    Where's Yukko, anyway?
[03:10] Gamo
    She's not reading my messages on LINE.
[03:13] Sakura
    Ew, he messaged me again.
[03:16] Yoshi
    That's hilarious!
[03:17] Nagatoro
    Do you have any pictures or anything?
[03:19] Sakura
    I do.
[03:21] Sakura
    One second.
[03:22] Sakura
    He's so persistent.
[03:25] Sakura
    See? Isn't he pretty iffy?
[03:28] Yoshi
    He is!
[03:29] Gamo
    You know, though... Look at that.
[03:40] Yoshi
    Oh, yeah.
[03:41] Gamo
    Right?
[03:42] Nagatoro
    For sure.
[03:45] Senpai
    Don't let them get to you!
[03:47] Senpai
    Stay calm...
[03:48] Senpai
    Stay calm.
[03:54] Sakura
    Oh, yeah. Toro-chan, where's that
    book you were talking about?
[04:00] Nagatoro
    It's on the shelves in the back.
[04:13] Senpai
    Stay calm...
[04:14] Senpai
    Stay calm...
[04:21] Senpai
    My eraser!
[04:29] Senpai
    S-Sorry.
[04:32] Sakura
    Oh, God!
[04:33] Sakura
    Look at this!
[04:35] Gamo
    What?
[04:36] Nagatoro
    What is it?
[04:40] Sakura
    Look at these.
[04:45] Gamo
    "I'll protect you!"
[04:47] Sakura
    So badass.
[04:49] Senpai
    Relax.
[04:50] Senpai
    Keep calm... Keep calm...
[04:52] Gamo
    Man, this is so sketch.
[04:54] Sakura
    It's better than Two Piece.
[04:57] Gamo
    Nah, don't diss Two Piece.
[05:00] Gamo
    This doesn't even come close.
[05:04] Yoshi
    That's true!
[05:14] Gamo
    Yukko says she's at the family
    restaurant by the station.
[05:16] Yoshi
    Let's go!
[05:18] Gamo
    Hayacchi, are you coming with?
[05:20] Nagatoro
    Later.
[05:22] Gamo
    Seriously? Do you have a thing for weirdos?
[05:25] Sakura
    So apparently Yuka's
    boyfriend is good-looking.
[05:28] Gamo
    I can't wait to see him.
[05:30] Sakura
    Same!
[05:40] Nagatoro
    I'm a first-year.
[05:43] Nagatoro
    Are you a second-year?
[05:46] Senpai
    Yeah.
[05:47] Nagatoro
    You're my senpai, then.
[06:00] Nagatoro
    "A skilled swordsman lacking
    in life skills: Siegfried!"
SIGN    Senpai is a bit...
[06:04] Nagatoro
    "He fights alongside Elizabeth,"
[06:07] Nagatoro
    "a beautiful knight from an enemy nation
    and defeats the Demon Lord."
[06:13] Nagatoro
    "But they're ambushed by soldiers from
    the kingdom on their return voyage."
[06:22] Nagatoro
    "Siegfried and Elizabeth
    barely make it out alive."
[06:25] Nagatoro
    "He knows that his love for
    her will never be requited,"
[06:29] ---
    "and yet, he protects her with his life."
[06:37] Senpai
    Stay calm!
[06:40] Nagatoro
    So basically, Siegfried is you, isn't he?
[06:46] Senpai
    N-No, not really...
[06:48] Nagatoro
    You projected yourself onto
    this unfortunate swordsman,
[06:52] ---
    who slowly grows closer
    to this beautiful knight.
[06:54] Senpai
    I...
[06:56] Nagatoro
    Oh, no. I don't mean to laugh
    at your creativity, Senpai.
[07:02] Nagatoro
    But, you know...
[07:04] Nagatoro
    I feel sorry for you and Siegfried.
[07:09] Senpai
    Y-You feel sorry?
[07:11] Nagatoro
    Like this part.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 l 100 140 l 0 140
SIGN    Eliza-
    beth...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 l 100 140 l 0 140
SIGN    I...
SIGN    Slide
[07:13] Nagatoro
    This is pretty easy to understand.
SIGN    Fwoosh
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 l 100 140 l 0 140
SIGN    I live
    only
    through
    combat!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 l 100 150 l 0 150
SIGN    I have
    long
    abandoned
    my
    woman-
    hood!
SIGN    Slip
[07:17] Nagatoro
    "I live only through combat!"
[07:20] Nagatoro
    "I have long abandoned my womanhood!"
SIGN    What?!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 170 0 l 170 200 l 0 200
SIGN    m 0 0 l 120 0 l 120 100 l 0 100
SIGN    Prepos-
    terous.
[07:23] Nagatoro
    "Preposterous."
SIGN    You
    are
    beautiful.
[07:24] Nagatoro
    "You are beautiful."
[07:28] Nagatoro
    No, I won't laugh.
[07:30] Nagatoro
    Siegfried is your double, after all.
[07:34] Senpai
    S-So what do you mean, you feel sorry?
[07:39] Nagatoro
    You don't get it?
[07:42] Nagatoro
    All right!
[07:43] Nagatoro
    Let's do this together.
[07:54] Nagatoro
    I've never used a sword or
    anything, so let's use these.
[07:58] Senpai
    These?
[08:14] Nagatoro
    "I live only through combat!"
[08:18] Nagatoro
    "I have long abandoned my womanhood!"
SIGN    m 0 0 l 170 0 l 170 200 l 0 200
SIGN    m 0 0 l 120 0 l 120 100 l 0 100
SIGN    Prepos-
    terous.
SIGN    You
    are
    beautiful.
SIGN    What?!
[08:28] Senpai
    You're telling me to do that?!
[09:00] Nagatoro
    See? See?
[09:02] Nagatoro
    See what happens?
[09:03] Nagatoro
    See how you react?
[09:08] Nagatoro
    There's no way you're enough of a badass
    to pull off something this slick!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 120 0 l 120 220 l 0 220
SIGN    No,
    I...
[09:13] Nagatoro
    Not your virgin-looking ass, Senpai!
[09:17] Nagatoro
    You're nothing like that!
[09:36] Nagatoro
    Senpai, why are you looking away?
[09:40] Nagatoro
    You're supposed to look a person in the eye
    when they're talking to you, aren't you?
[09:47] Nagatoro
    Senpai, you're kind of...
[09:50] Nagatoro
    Actually, you're really...
[09:55] Nagatoro
    kind of creepy!
[10:00] Nagatoro
    Huh? Are you crying, Senpai?
[10:05] Senpai
    I'm not...
[10:15] Senpai
    No...
[10:36] Nagatoro
    You can have that.
[10:37] Nagatoro
    Sorry for messing with you.
[10:42] Nagatoro
    Bye, Senpai.
[10:51] Senpai
    A first-year girl made me cry.
SIGN    Senpai, don't you ever get angry?
[11:10] Senpai
    A first-year girl made me cry.
[11:15] Nagatoro
    Huh? Are you crying, Senpai?
[11:17] Nagatoro
    You're supposed to look a person in the eye!
[11:19] Nagatoro
    Creepy!
[11:20] Nagatoro
    Pfft!
[11:22] Senpai
    That night, I heard her taunting voice
    in my head over and over.
[11:27] Senpai
    I couldn't sleep.
SIGN    Art Room
[11:38] Nagatoro
    Senpai.
[11:41] Nagatoro
    'Sup?
[11:43] Nagatoro
    Huh? Are you in the art club?
[11:49] Senpai
    I washed it.
[11:51] Nagatoro
    This was for you to have.
[11:55] Senpai
    Bye.
[12:18] Senpai
    Wh-Why are you in here?
[12:29] Nagatoro
    Are you the only one here?
[12:34] Nagatoro
    Does that mean we're alone together?
[12:40] Nagatoro
    Senpai?
[12:44] Senpai
    L-Leave if you have no reason to be here.
[12:48] Nagatoro
    You're so cold, Senpai.
[13:07] Nagatoro
    I'll model for you, Senpai.
[13:11] Senpai
    You don't need to.
[13:13] Senpai
    That's not what I feel like drawing.
[13:16] Nagatoro
    What about this, then?
[13:19] Nagatoro
    Should we try something a bit sexy?
[13:22] Nagatoro
    I bet that's your thing.
[13:26] Senpai
    Th-Th-Th-Th-That's not true!
[13:28] Senpai
    A girl shouldn't be so
    quick to show her skin!
[13:32] Nagatoro
    What? You'd draw a nude model?
[13:35] Nagatoro
    Oh, all right.
[13:43] Senpai
    F-Fine!
[13:44] Senpai
    I'll draw you!
[13:45] Senpai
    Normally!
[13:47] Senpai
    Something normal!
[13:49] Nagatoro
    You're so funny, Senpai.
[13:51] Nagatoro
    "Normally! Something normal!"
[14:06] Senpai
    W-Want to take a break?
[14:08] Nagatoro
    You've been acting sus this whole time.
[14:12] Nagatoro
    Don't tell me you haven't drawn anything.
[14:16] Senpai
    N-No, I was trying to
    figure out your outline.
[14:20] Senpai
    What do you expect?
[14:22] Senpai
    I've never stared at a girl head-on before.
[14:29] Nagatoro
    Senpai.
[14:31] Nagatoro
    If you can finish drawing me
    properly, I'll give you a reward.
[14:38] Senpai
    Wh-What reward?
[14:41] Nagatoro
    That's a secret.
[14:42] Nagatoro
    Come on! You can do this, Senpai!
[14:45] Nagatoro
    You can do this, Senpai!
[14:47] Nagatoro
    You can do this, Senpai!
[14:48] Senpai
    I don't really care for a reward, but I've
    been drawing ever since I was little.
[14:49] Nagatoro
    You can do this, Senpai!
[14:52] Nagatoro
    You can do this, Senpai!
[14:54] Nagatoro
    You can do this, Senpai!
[14:55] Senpai
    If I remain calm, I can draw her!
[15:12] Nagatoro
    I see.
[15:15] Nagatoro
    This is you giving it your all, huh?
[15:20] Senpai
    Y-Yeah, I guess.
[15:23] Nagatoro
    Okay, as promised!
[15:27] Nagatoro
    Reward time!
[15:29] Nagatoro
    Close your eyes.
[15:31] Senpai
    Wh-Why?
[15:32] Nagatoro
    Just do it.
[15:34] Senpai
    Y-You have to tell me why—
[15:35] Senpai
    Just do it!
[15:46] Senpai
    N-No way.
[15:49] Senpai
    A k-kiss?!
[16:04] Nagatoro
    What's with that face?!
[16:06] Nagatoro
    You didn't think I was going
    to kiss you, did you?!
[16:09] Nagatoro
    Did you really think you deserve a
    reward for this? Are you kidding?
[16:12] Nagatoro
    You haven't drawn me properly at all!
[16:14] Nagatoro
    Especially this area!
[16:16] Nagatoro
    Were you too embarrassed
    to draw a girl's thighs?
[16:21] Nagatoro
    You're beet red, Senpai!
[16:24] Nagatoro
    And then you made a funny face,
     expecting a kiss.
[16:28] Senpai
    I-I didn't.
[16:31] Nagatoro
    You're kind of funny, Senpai.
[16:33] Senpai
    A-Are you done?
[16:35] Senpai
    Go home if you're satisfied.
[16:39] Nagatoro
    I don't know...
[16:41] Nagatoro
    It's fun observing you.
[16:43] Senpai
    Wh-What's that supposed to mean?
[16:45] Nagatoro
    Your eyelids are twitching, Senpai.
[16:48] Senpai
    M-M-My eye's just itchy.
[16:55] Nagatoro
    Are you going to cry again?
[16:58] Senpai
    G-Go home!
[17:00] Senpai
    Wh-What are you doing?
[17:02] Senpai
    S-Stop... Stop it!
[17:08] Nagatoro
    Senpai, I thought you were a guy.
[17:11] Nagatoro
    You're so weak.
[17:19] Nagatoro
    I'm sorry, Senpai.
[17:21] Nagatoro
    I had to mess with you again.
[17:23] Senpai
    You didn't mess with me.
[17:27] Nagatoro
    Stop crying, Senpai.
[17:30] Senpai
    I'm not c-crying.
[17:34] Senpai
    I've never cried in public before.
[17:38] Senpai
    This first-year made me cry again.
[17:41] Nagatoro
    Draw me properly next time, Senpai.
[17:44] Nagatoro
    I'll give you a huge reward.
[17:47] Senpai
    I d-don't want a reward.
[17:53] Nagatoro
    Senpai! Senpai! Senpai!
[17:56] Nagatoro
    Senpai! Senpai! Senpai!
[17:58] Senpai
    Why do we have the same route home?
[18:02] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[18:03] Senpai
    Wh-What?
[18:07] Nagatoro
    There's something I wanted to ask you.
[18:11] Nagatoro
    I know this is weird,
[18:13] ---
    since we've only just met...
[18:17] Nagatoro
    Please go out with me.
[18:23] Senpai
    B-But w-wait...
[18:27] Senpai
    Th-Th-This is so sudden...
[18:30] Nagatoro
    Psych!
[18:37] Nagatoro
    Psych! Psych! Psych!
[18:38] Nagatoro
    I'm kidding, Senpai!
[18:40] Senpai
    Stop it!
[18:43] Nagatoro
    Why would you take me seriously?
[18:46] Nagatoro
    Did you really think a
    girl would ask you out?
[18:50] Senpai
    I-I knew you were kidding.
[18:53] Nagatoro
    Are you sure?
[18:55] Senpai
    I was only surprised because
    it came out of nowhere.
[18:58] Nagatoro
    Uh-huh.
[19:00] Senpai
    You're just toying with me
    for the fun of it, miss.
[19:06] Nagatoro
    "Miss"?
[19:08] Nagatoro
    You're so gross!
[19:19] Nagatoro
    He's light.
[19:30] Nagatoro
    Sorry.
[19:32] Senpai
    I-It's not a big deal.
[19:39] Nagatoro
    Don't you ever get angry, Senpai?
[19:43] Nagatoro
    I've been pretty horrible to you.
[19:47] Senpai
    She's right.
[19:48] Senpai
    She's the same as the others.
[19:53] (Flashback) Kid 1
    Hey, master.
[19:55] (Flashback) Kid 2
    Show me your new manga, sir!
[20:00] Senpai
    It's always been like this for me.
[20:03] Senpai
    I know how to deal with it.
[20:06] Senpai
    Look away, close my mind,
[20:09] ---
    and make it through.
[20:13] (Flashback) Kid 2
    Bah, he's turtling again.
[20:16] (Flashback) Kid 1
    Leave him.
[20:17] (Flashback) Kid 1
    Let's go.
[20:19] Senpai
    So I don't remember what
    any of those kids looked like.
[20:24] Nagatoro
    Come on, Senpai...
[20:27] Nagatoro
    Well? Come on.
[20:30] Nagatoro
    Don't tell me you have a crush on me.
[20:35] Senpai
    N-No...
[20:37] Nagatoro
    No way!
[20:38] Nagatoro
    Give me a break, Senpai!
[20:41] Senpai
    N-No, I...
[20:43] Senpai
    A-All that stuff about having a crush on...
[20:46] Nagatoro
    On?
[20:48] Senpai
    ...you aside...
[20:51] Nagatoro
    ...aside?
[20:54] Senpai
    Honestly, you tick me off
    and get on my nerves.
[21:00] Senpai
    But I don't... I don't hate it that much.
[21:06] Senpai
    Talking with you and stuff, miss.
[21:12] Nagatoro
    Seriously, that "miss" thing is creepy.
[21:16] Senpai
    F-Fine then... your name.
[21:19] Senpai
    Tell me your n-name.
[21:26] ---
    Sure.
[21:28] Nagatoro
    "Naga" as in "long," and "toro."
[21:31] Senpai
    "Toro"?
[21:37] Nagatoro
    You write it like this.
[21:39] Senpai
    Toro.
[21:48] Nagatoro
    Call me Nagatoro from now on.
[21:50] Nagatoro
    Let's get to know each other, Senpai.
[23:26] Nagatoro
    Reflections for today!
[23:28] Senpai
    Wh-What is that supposed to mean?
[23:29] Nagatoro
    Senpai, you looked at my bra.
[23:32] Senpai
    I d-didn't!
[23:33] Nagatoro
    Lies!
[23:34] Nagatoro
    What color was it?
[23:35] Senpai
    I d-didn't see it!
[23:37] Nagatoro
    It looks like this. See?