E5 - So This Is Your Room, Huh, Senpai?

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[00:28] Nagatoro
    Top of the mornin', Senpai.
[00:30] Senpai
    H-Hey.
[00:32] Senpai
    M-Morning, Nagatoro.
[00:35] Senpai
    Wait a second...
[00:36] Senpai
    Her first name...
[00:38] (Flashback) Anetoro
    Hayase-chan!
[00:40] (Flashback) Anetoro
    I brought your album!
SIGN    Kazehaya Elementary School
[00:42] (Flashback) Anetoro
    Let's go through it with
    Senpai-kun, Hayase-chan!
[00:50] Senpai
    Morning, Hayase.
[00:54] Senpai
    No, no, no!
[00:55] Senpai
    That's way too creepy.
[00:58] Senpai
    Don't get ahead of yourself.
[01:04] Senpai
    M-Morning, Nagatoro.
[01:08] Nagatoro
    Senpai...
[01:09] Nagatoro
    You're already creepy this early in the morning.
[01:12] Senpai
    Shut up.
[01:26] Nagatoro
    Hey...
[01:28] Nagatoro
    Senpai...
[01:34] Senpai
    Wh-Wh-What?!
[01:39] Nagatoro
    Look at you getting all flustered!
[01:41] Nagatoro
    Is your heart racing?
[01:43] Nagatoro
    Pupupu!
[01:45] Senpai
    N-N-Not really.
[01:51] Nagatoro
    See? Look!
SIGN    Top things girls do that get a guy's heart racing!!
[01:54] Nagatoro
    I read this online yesterday.
[01:56] Nagatoro
    "Top things girls do that
    get a guy's heart racing."
[02:00] Nagatoro
    Number three:
[02:02] Nagatoro
    Swishing hair.
[02:05] Nagatoro
    Number two:
[02:06] Nagatoro
    Looking up at you.
[02:08] Nagatoro
    And number one:
[02:13] Nagatoro
    Tugging on your sleeve.
[02:20] Senpai
    Y-You shouldn't take what you
    read online too seriously.
[02:23] Nagatoro
    Oh, come on, you were
    totally flustered just now.
[02:26] Nagatoro
    You're so obvious, Senpai.
[02:30] Senpai
    I'm not flustered.
[02:34] Senpai
    You just surprised me because
    you tugged at me out of nowhere.
[02:40] Nagatoro
    See?
[02:41] Nagatoro
    You're flustered.
[02:42] Senpai
    I'm not.
[03:02] Senpai
    It had me flustered at first,
    but now it's just annoying.
[03:07] Senpai
    I know!
[03:08] Senpai
    What if I grabbed her sleeve instead?
[03:12] Senpai
    I could slow her down!
[03:24] Gamo
    Look at you two, so early in the morning.
[03:27] Sakura
    They're at it again.
[03:29] Yosshi
    They are.
[03:32] Nagatoro
    No!
[03:33] Nagatoro
    I was just...
[03:35] Gamo
    Just...?
[03:40] Nagatoro
    Sleeve lifting and pulling hip throw!
[03:43] Nagatoro
    I was just practicing judo moves on Senpai!
[03:46] Gamo
    No one's buying that.
[03:48] Sakura
    No way.
[03:49] Yosshi
    Nopers.
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    So This Is Your Room, Huh, Senpai?
SIGN    So This Is Your Room, Huh, Senpai?
[05:35] Senpai
    Uh-oh...
[05:40] Senpai
    I think I have a cold.
[05:42] Mom
    Oh, dear.
[05:44] Mom
    That's not good.
[05:46] Mom
    I have a business trip today.
[05:49] Mom
    Well, what can you do?
[05:53] Mom
    I'll cancel it.
[05:54] Senpai
    It's fine.
[05:56] Senpai
    I'm not a kid.
[05:57] Mom
    I don't know.
[05:59] Senpai
    It's just a cough.
[06:01] Senpai
    It's no big deal.
[06:03] Mom
    Are you sure?
[06:06] Mom
    Sorry.
[06:07] Mom
    I'll be home as soon as I can.
[06:09] Senpai
    It's fine.
[06:11] Mom
    Okay, see you.
SIGN    Art Room
[06:48] Senpai
    Bored...
[06:58] Nagatoro
    Senpai, where are you?
SIGN    Senpai, where are you?
SIGN    Why aren't you in the club room?
SIGN    Have you escaped?
SIGN    Fled overseas?
SIGN    Hiding in a suitcase?
[07:00] Nagatoro
    Why aren't you in the club room?
[07:02] Nagatoro
    Have you escaped?
[07:04] Nagatoro
    Fled overseas?
[07:05] Nagatoro
    Hiding in a suitcase?
[07:08] Senpai
    Nagatoro!
[07:09] Senpai
    She must be frustrated because
    she has no one to toy with.
[07:15] Senpai
    I kinda caught a cold,
    so I stayed home.
SIGN    I kinda caught a cold,
    so I stayed home.
SIGN    I kinda caught a cold,
    so I stayed home.
[07:19] Nagatoro
    For real?!
SIGN    For real?!
SIGN    I kinda caught a cold,
    so I stayed home.
SIGN    For real?!
[07:21] Senpai
    For real.
SIGN    Calling
SIGN    Nagatoro
SIGN    For real.
SIGN    Nagatoro
[07:28] Senpai
    Yes? Hello?
[07:30] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[07:31] Senpai
    You're so loud.
[07:33] Nagatoro
    Oh, sorry.
[07:35] Nagatoro
    So, uh...
[07:36] Nagatoro
    Are you all right?
[07:38] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[07:40] Senpai
    It's not a big deal.
[07:41] Senpai
    Just a slight cough.
[07:44] Nagatoro
    Yeah?
[07:45] Nagatoro
    Senpai...
[07:47] Senpai
    Hm?
[07:48] Nagatoro
    Uh...
[07:49] Nagatoro
    Sorry.
[07:51] Nagatoro
    I gave you my cold.
[07:54] Senpai
    It's not your fault.
[07:57] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[07:59] Senpai
    Sorry, I can't stop coughing.
[08:02] Nagatoro
    I'm sorry, Senpai.
[08:04] Nagatoro
    You should go to bed.
[08:06] Nagatoro
    You'll get in trouble if your parents
    see you awake with a cold, after all.
[08:12] Senpai
    N-No.
[08:14] Senpai
    My mom's at work.
[08:17] Nagatoro
    What?! You're home alone?
[08:18] Nagatoro
    Are you okay?
[08:20] Senpai
    I'm fine.
[08:21] Senpai
    It's not a big deal.
[08:24] Senpai
    Bye.
[08:33] Senpai
    I'm not sleepy, but I guess I'll lie down.
[08:51] Senpai
    The doorbell...
[08:55] Senpai
    It's hard to get up.
[09:00] Senpai
    It stopped.
[09:02] Senpai
    Guess they're gone.
[09:08] Nagatoro
    'Sup, Senpai?
[09:11] Senpai
    Uh... um...
[09:18] Senpai
    Wh-What?
[09:19] Nagatoro
    Oh, I just thought you might
    be conked out from your cold.
[09:25] Senpai
    S-So you came to check up on me?
[09:29] Nagatoro
    I think you've got the wrong idea!
[09:31] Nagatoro
    You're a lanky bean sprout.
[09:34] Nagatoro
    You have zero stamina.
[09:39] Nagatoro
    I asked the bunny ears lady where you lived,
[09:42] Nagatoro
    and I rang the doorbell, but no one answered.
[09:45] Nagatoro
    So I thought you might
    have legit passed out,
[09:49] Nagatoro
    so I had no choice but to come in.
[09:51] Senpai
    No, it's just a cold.
[09:56] Senpai
    I guess I'm in no position to speak.
[10:01] Senpai
    Wh-Why don't you come in, I guess?
[10:03] Nagatoro
    'Kay, thanks for having me.
[10:06] Senpai
    Actually, wait!
[10:07] Nagatoro
    Why?!
[10:08] Senpai
    I mean, I don't want you to catch my cold.
[10:13] Nagatoro
    Don't worry about that.
[10:16] Nagatoro
    You probably got it from me to begin with.
[10:20] Nagatoro
    I have a sort of immunity
    to the Senpai virus.
[10:26] Nagatoro
    Your bean sprout virus is no match for me!
[10:29] Nagatoro
    Okay, I'm coming in!
[10:32] Senpai
    Uh-huh...
[10:37] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[10:39] Nagatoro
    Your cold's going to get worse
    if you sleep on the sofa!
[10:42] Senpai
    True.
[10:45] Senpai
    I'm starting to feel really sick.
[10:49] Nagatoro
    You'd better go sleep in bed.
[10:52] Senpai
    Y-Yeah...
[10:53] Nagatoro
    Where's your room?
[10:55] Senpai
    Upstairs.
[10:56] Nagatoro
    Gotcha.
[10:57] Nagatoro
    And where are the stairs?
[10:59] Nagatoro
    This way?
[11:02] Senpai
    Y-You don't need to shove.
[11:04] Nagatoro
    Just go!
[11:06] Senpai
    This is turning into a situation.
[11:11] Nagatoro
    Huh...
[11:12] Nagatoro
    So this is your room, huh, Senpai?
[11:18] Senpai
    Nagatoro's in my room...
[11:22] Senpai
    This feels kinda weird.
[11:26] Nagatoro
    You keep it surprisingly tidy in here.
[11:29] Nagatoro
    But you're hiding your pervy books
    somewhere in here, aren't you?
[11:35] Senpai
    Per—!
[11:36] Senpai
    Sh-Shoot!
[11:37] Senpai
    I shouldn't have let her in!
[11:40] Senpai
    I-I don't have such books.
[11:44] Nagatoro
    Under the bed.
[11:46] Nagatoro
    In the drawers.
[11:48] Nagatoro
    Back of the shelves!
[11:51] Nagatoro
    Under here!
[11:52] Senpai
    S-Stop it!
[11:55] Nagatoro
    Whoa, Senpai!
[11:57] Nagatoro
    Sorry, Senpai.
[11:59] Nagatoro
    Come on, you should go to bed.
[12:01] Nagatoro
    I won't go through your stuff today.
[12:03] Senpai
    "Today"?
[12:04] Nagatoro
    Just go!
[12:05] Nagatoro
    Hurry up.
[12:08] Senpai
    Th...
[12:09] Senpai
    Thanks.
[12:17] Nagatoro
    Senpai, do you have a thermometer?
[12:20] Senpai
    I don't... remember where...
[12:29] Nagatoro
    Senpai, never mind the thermometer.
[12:53] Nagatoro
    Yup, you have a pretty bad fever, Senpai.
[13:00] Nagatoro
    Your face is beet red, Senpai!
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
[13:23] Senpai
    I'm getting woozy.
[13:25] Senpai
    The ceiling's moving.
[13:31] Senpai
    So hot...
[13:39] Senpai
    So cool...
[13:44] Senpai
    Nagatoro.
[13:46] Nagatoro
    I thought about using the sticky things,
[13:49] Nagatoro
    but I figured this is still the way to go.
[13:51] Nagatoro
    I do this when I get a cold, too.
[13:54] Nagatoro
    How is it?
[13:55] Senpai
    Y-Yeah...
[13:57] Senpai
    It feels good, I think.
[14:18] Nagatoro
    No, like I said, he has a cold.
[14:23] Nagatoro
    Huh? Y-Yeah.
[14:26] Nagatoro
    Yes, my senpai.
[14:28] Nagatoro
    No, it's not like that.
[14:31] Nagatoro
    Whatever.
[14:32] Nagatoro
    Bye.
[14:35] Senpai
    Sorry about this.
[14:37] Nagatoro
    I-It's fine, really.
[14:40] Nagatoro
    I-I don't mind, but when is
    your family getting home?
[14:47] Senpai
    I'll check...
SIGN    Sorry
SIGN    I won't be home
    until pretty late
SIGN    How are you feeling?
[14:51] Senpai
    Seems she's getting home late.
[14:54] Nagatoro
    Seriously?
[14:59] Nagatoro
    Senpai, do you have an appetite?
[15:03] Senpai
    A bit.
[15:05] Senpai
    I haven't eaten all day.
[15:07] Nagatoro
    Okay, I'll make you something.
[15:12] Senpai
    N-No, you don't have to do that.
[15:14] Senpai
    It's getting late.
[15:16] Senpai
    You can go home now.
[15:18] Nagatoro
    Don't be so polite.
[15:20] Nagatoro
    You don't get to be like that, Senpai.
[15:22] Nagatoro
    I'll treat you to my
    favorite extra spicy dish.
[15:28] Nagatoro
    Nah, I'm just kidding.
[15:30] Nagatoro
    I'll make something you can eat,
    even when you're as sick and limp as you are.
[15:35] Nagatoro
    Okay, I'm borrowing your kitchen.
[15:38] Nagatoro
    Wait, I might have to do some shopping.
[15:42] Nagatoro
    Stay put for a while, Senpai.
[15:46] Senpai
    Hey, wait...
[15:53] Senpai
    I'm so dizzy.
[15:55] Senpai
    Everything's a daze.
[15:57] Senpai
    Like I'm in a dream.
[16:04] Nagatoro
    Well? You do have a fever, don't you?
[16:07] Senpai
    Yeah.
[16:09] Nagatoro
    Just take the day off from
    work and get some rest.
[16:12] Senpai
    I'll do that.
[16:13] Senpai
    I'll be okay on my own.
[16:16] Senpai
    You have a meeting today, don't you?
[16:18] Nagatoro
    Don't worry about that.
[16:19] Nagatoro
    I have plenty of paid leave.
[16:22] Senpai
    What's this?
[16:23] Nagatoro
    You should depend on your
    wife for once, you know.
[16:29] Senpai
    What a creepy dream, even coming from me.
[16:33] Nagatoro
    Here, Senpai, I made you some congee.
[16:36] Senpai
    O-Okay.
[16:41] Senpai
    Here, say, "Ahh."
[16:48] Nagatoro
    How does it taste?
[16:51] Senpai
    Delicious.
[16:52] Nagatoro
    Right?
[16:53] Nagatoro
    You'd better be thankful for your cute wife.
[16:57] Senpai
    Yeah.
[16:59] Senpai
    Thanks, Hayase.
[17:20] Nagatoro
    Hm? What was that?
[17:22] Nagatoro
    What was that?
[17:27] Nagatoro
    Nuts.
[17:36] Nagatoro
    What was that?
[17:38] Nagatoro
    What did you say just now?
[17:49] Nagatoro
    Say it again, please.
[17:54] Nagatoro
    If you're just playing dead...
[17:58] Nagatoro
    Maybe I'll kiss you.
[18:02] Nagatoro
    Are you okay with that?
[18:04] Nagatoro
    Are you okay with that, Senpai?
[18:15] Nagatoro
    Are you okay with that?
[18:18] Mom
    I'm home.
[18:20] Mom
    Sorry I'm home so late.
[18:22] Mom
    How are you doing?
[18:35] Senpai
    I feel lighter.
[18:37] Senpai
    I think my cold's better.
[18:39] Senpai
    Morning.
[18:40] Mom
    Oh, morning.
[18:41] Mom
    Are you all better?
[18:43] Senpai
    Yeah.
[18:44] Mom
    Thank goodness.
[18:46] Mom
    Sorry about yesterday.
[18:48] Mom
    I got home really late.
[18:50] Mom
    You were already asleep,
    so I didn't want to wake you up.
[18:52] Senpai
    I said I'd be fine.
[18:53] Senpai
    It was just a slight fever.
[18:55] Mom
    Really?
[18:56] Mom
    By the way...
[18:58] Mom
    Who was that cute girl?
[19:00] Senpai
    C-Cute girl?
[19:02] Mom
    Y'know, the one who was over yesterday.
[19:05] (Flashback) Mom
    I'm home.
[19:16] (Flashback) Mom
    Oh, my, are you a friend?
[19:18] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    Th-Thanks for having me.
[19:20] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    I, er, heard he had a cold, so...
[19:23] (Flashback) Mom
    Oh, thank you very much.
[19:26] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    N-No, it's nothing.
[19:28] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    I should get going.
[19:30] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    B-Bye.
[19:34] (Flashback) Mom
    I really appreciate it.
[19:36] (Flashback) Mom
    I'll give you a ride home,
    since it's late now.
[19:39] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    No, I'll be all right.
[19:41] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    I live pretty close.
[19:43] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    Pardon me.
[19:47] Mom
    So, who is she?
[19:50] Senpai
    No, she's just...
[19:52] Mom
    Is she your girlfriend?
[19:53] Senpai
    No!
[19:55] Senpai
    No.
[19:57] Senpai
    She's just one of my juniors.
[20:07] Senpai
    Man...
[20:08] Senpai
    I know I was loopy because of the cold,
[20:11] Senpai
    but that was a creepy dream.
[20:13] (Flashback) Senpai
    Thanks, Hayase.
[20:25] Senpai
    How much...
SIGN    Reality
SIGN    Dream
[20:27] Senpai
    How much of that was a dream?
[20:37] Senpai
    M-Morning.
[20:41] Nagatoro
    Good morning.
[20:46] Nagatoro
    Are you feeling better?
[20:48] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[20:50] Senpai
    Thanks for everything yesterday.
[20:53] Senpai
    You were a real help.
[20:55] Nagatoro
    It's fine.
[20:56] Nagatoro
    I owed you, anyway.
[21:00] Senpai
    That was...
[21:01] Senpai
    A dream?
[21:03] Senpai
    It was a dream.
[21:05] Nagatoro
    Anyway, now that you're better...
[21:10] Nagatoro
    I'm getting back at you
    for all your jackassery!
[21:16] Nagatoro
    Take that!
[21:17] Nagatoro
    Take that!
[21:18] Nagatoro
    Take that!
[21:19] Nagatoro
    You stupid Senpai!
[21:21] Nagatoro
    Stop!
[21:28] Gamo
    Look at you two, so early in the morning.
[21:32] Sakura
    They're at it again.
[21:34] Yosshi
    They are.
[21:34] Nagatoro
    No, I was putting my foot down...
[21:37] Gamo
    You were putting your foot down...
[21:41] Nagatoro
    Lifting pulling ankle block!
[21:44] Nagatoro
    I told you, I'm just practicing
    judo moves on Senpai!
[21:48] Sakura
    Right, Senpai?
[21:49] Sakura
    Urg...
[21:50] Gamo
    No one's buying that.
[21:51] Sakura
    No way.
[21:53] Yosshi
    Nopers.
[23:25] Nagatoro
    Points of improvement for today!
[23:26] Nagatoro
    What were you fantasizing about
    in your fever dreams, Senpai?
[23:29] Nagatoro
    You called me by my first name.
[23:31] Sakura
    I w-wasn't fantasizing or anything.
[23:32] Nagatoro
    Okay, say it again, then.
[23:34] Nagatoro
    I don't think you can.
[23:35] Senpai
    All right...
[23:36] Sakura
    Haya...
[23:38] Nagatoro
    Sorry.
[23:39] Sakura
    ...se.