E5 - Senpai's Poofball / Thanks, Senpai!

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SIGN    Art Room
[00:04] Nagatoro
    Hey, Senpai.
[00:06] Nagatoro
    You're looking as gross as ever.
[00:14] Nagatoro
    Gross! Gross! Grossy-gross!
[00:16] Nagatoro
    Gross! Grossy-gross!
[00:17] Nagatoro
    You're so gross, Senpai.
[00:24] Gamo
    He's not that gross, is he?
[00:28] Yoshi
    Not gross.
[00:32] Gamo
    Let's go hang out, Paisen.
[00:35] Gamo
    It beats being around Hayacchi and
    being called gross, doesn't it?
[00:38] Yoshi
    Doesn't it?
[00:44] Senpai
    True.
[00:46] Senpai
    It does.
[00:50] Gamo
    That's the spirit.
[00:53] Yoshi
    The spirit.
[00:56] Senpai
    Later, Nagatoro.
[01:08] Senpai
    I-Is something wrong?
[01:13] Nagatoro
    Nothing.
[01:18] Nagatoro
    Did you bring this here for me?
[01:21] Senpai
    I-I couldn't have you catching a cold.
[01:24] Senpai
    Th-There happened to be a spare sheet, so...
[01:30] Nagatoro
    You're not that gross today, Senpai.
[01:34] Senpai
    Is that supposed to be a compliment?
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    Senpai's Poofball
[03:20] Senpai
    She's looking at me!
[03:22] Senpai
    She's going to say something weird again.
[03:25] Nagatoro
    I bet you're sensitive, Senpai.
[03:28] Senpai
    H-How?
[03:30] Nagatoro
    In more ways than one.
[03:31] Nagatoro
    You're a virgin, too.
[03:33] Nagatoro
    You'd probably make funny
    noises if I tickled you.
[03:38] Nagatoro
    Like that.
[03:39] Senpai
    What? I'm p-pretty ordinary.
[03:42] Senpai
    I'm ordinary.
[03:46] Nagatoro
    Shall we find out, then?
[03:55] Senpai
    Wait! S-S-Stop!
[04:11] Nagatoro
    I knew it. Senpai's sensitive.
[04:13] Senpai
    What? What about you, then?
[04:17] Nagatoro
    I'm not ticklish at all.
[04:22] Nagatoro
    Want to find out?
[04:24] Nagatoro
    Then again, there's no way
    you're going to tickle a girl.
[04:29] Nagatoro
    That's way too much for a virgin
    like you, right, Senpai?
[04:35] Senpai
    I-I could tickle you, no problem.
[04:40] Nagatoro
    Oh, really?
[04:55] Nagatoro
    Okay, go ahead.
[05:00] Nagatoro
    You can tickle me, Senpai.
[05:10] Nagatoro
    Mercy!
[05:32] Nagatoro
    Just kidding!
[05:33] Nagatoro
    Let's not.
[05:36] Nagatoro
    You had creeper eyes.
[05:40] Nagatoro
    Oh, yeah. There's a video
    I wanted to show you.
[05:44] Senpai
    Wh-What video?
[05:46] Nagatoro
    Doesn't this video give you the feels?
[05:50] Senpai
    A sheep?
[05:53] Nagatoro
    Look at all that poofy wool get sheared off.
[05:56] Nagatoro
    Isn't there something thrilling about it?
[06:00] Senpai
    I-I guess it's kind of satisfying to watch.
[06:04] Nagatoro
    Right?
[06:05] Nagatoro
    The feels!
[06:06] Nagatoro
    The feels!
[06:12] Nagatoro
    Your hair's getting pretty long, too, Senpai.
[06:15] Senpai
    Yeah.
[06:16] Senpai
    I haven't been to the barber shop in a while.
[06:33] Nagatoro
    Do you ever get your hair sheared?
[06:35] Senpai
    What?!
[06:36] Senpai
    I'm not a sheep!
[06:38] Nagatoro
    I mean, you kind of are.
[06:42] Nagatoro
    You're going to have a hard time seeing
    if you don't do something about it.
[06:46] Senpai
    I'll go to the barber shop tomorrow.
[06:49] Nagatoro
    The barber shop?
[06:51] Senpai
    Jeez.
[06:55] Nagatoro
    I'll give you a hand.
[06:59] Nagatoro
    With shearing.
[07:03] Senpai
    Why do you have that?!
[07:06] Nagatoro
    I borrowed it from my brother and just
     happened to have it with me.
[07:09] Nagatoro
    That's all.
[07:11] Senpai
    Lies!
[07:12] Nagatoro
    Imagine how satisfying it'd be to
    shear off all of Senpai's poofball!
[07:20] Senpai
    I said I'm not a sheep!
[07:22] Nagatoro
    Can't I? Please?
[07:25] Senpai
    No!
[07:26] Nagatoro
    Just a little bit?
[07:27] Nagatoro
    Just the tip! Come on!
[07:32] Senpai
    No way!
[07:33] Senpai
    I've never had my hair cut so short at
    the barber that they'd ever use a shaver!
[07:40] Nagatoro
    Nuts.
[07:43] Nagatoro
    Fine, with scissors, then.
[07:47] Senpai
    I-I don't think that's a job for a beginner.
[07:50] Nagatoro
    I'm pretty good at cutting hair.
[07:54] Senpai
    Are you sure?
[07:56] Nagatoro
    I'm sure.
[07:58] Nagatoro
    I cut my brother's hair at home sometimes.
[08:01] Senpai
    But it's a lot of work.
[08:03] Senpai
    I can't ask you to do that.
[08:06] Nagatoro
    It's fine.
[08:08] Nagatoro
    It'll be quick.
[08:09] Nagatoro
    I'll just give you a trim.
[08:14] Senpai
    Nagatoro...
[08:18] ---
    Cutting my hair...
[08:20] Senpai
    I guess just a trim wouldn't hurt.
[08:24] Nagatoro
    I've got this!
[08:25] Nagatoro
    I'm only going to improve
    your hair just a little.
[08:29] Nagatoro
    I feel sorry for you having
    to walk around like that.
[08:32] Senpai
    You didn't need to say that!
[08:35] Nagatoro
    Okay, let's start.
[08:40] Nagatoro
    Hello?
[08:41] Gamo
    Hayacchi? I'll return those
    math notes I borrowed off you.
[08:45] Yoshi
    Return!
[08:46] Nagatoro
    Oh, you can give them back to me tomorrow.
[08:48] Gamo
    We'll be waiting in class.
[08:50] Yoshi
    We'll be waiting—
[08:53] Senpai
    If you have to be somewhere,
    we can do it next time.
[08:57] Nagatoro
    Just a second.
[08:59] Nagatoro
    I'll be right back.
[09:01] Senpai
    O-Okay.
SIGN    Art Room
[09:16] Senpai
    She's right, though. It's gotten pretty long.
[09:20] ---
    Eh? That was fast—
[09:23] Gamo
    'Sup.
[09:24] Yoshi
    'Sup, Senpai!
[09:26] Senpai
    Nagatoro's friends!
[09:29] Senpai
    Um, Nagatoro's not here right now.
[09:31] Gamo
    I know.
[09:34] Senpai
    Why are you here, then?
[09:36] Yoshi
    Sniff, sniff...
[09:37] Gamo
    This love nest sure does smell weird.
[09:40] Yoshi
    A nasty smell?
[09:42] Senpai
    It's the smell of oil paints!
[09:48] Yoshi
    A shaver?
[09:50] Senpai
    Nagatoro said she'd cut my hair.
[10:02] Gamo
    We'll give you a hand.
[10:04] Yoshi
    We will!
[10:06] Senpai
    No, er...
[10:13] Nagatoro
    Huh?
[10:15] Nagatoro
    Gamo-chan? Yoshi?
[10:19] Senpai
    W-Wait!
[10:24] Senpai
    H-Hey!
[10:26] Senpai
    Your phone!
[10:27] Senpai
    Your phone's ringing!
[10:29] Gamo
    It's okay.
[10:31] Gamo
    It's not an important call.
[10:33] Yoshi
    Nope!
[10:36] Senpai
    Stop!
[10:38] Gamo
    Don't worry. I'm just going
    to trim the edges.
[10:42] Yoshi
    Like Xavier!
[10:50] Yoshi
    He's spinning! Really fast!
[10:52] Gamo
    He's a dog!
[10:53] Gamo
    Damn it! Hold him down!
[10:55] Yoshi
    Got it!
[10:57] Senpai
    N-No!
[10:59] Senpai
    I said s-stop!
[11:04] Senpai
    N-No! I promised Nagatoro
    that sh-she could cut it!
[11:11] Gamo
    You keep saying "Nagatoro"...
[11:14] Gamo
    Do you really deserve that?
[11:16] Yoshi
    Do you?
[11:22] Nagatoro
    Ahem.
[11:34] Senpai
    N-Nagatoro...
[11:38] Senpai
    U-Um...
[11:40] Senpai
    I don't know what's going on,
     but please don't fight.
[11:44] Gamo
    Have it.
[11:50] Gamo
    Let's bounce!
[11:51] Yoshi
    Let's bounce!
[12:19] Senpai
    Don't cut it too short.
[12:22] Nagatoro
    I know.
[12:25] Nagatoro
    How about like Ikkyu-san short?
[12:27] Senpai
    That's way too short.
[12:31] Nagatoro
    How's about that?
[12:34] Nagatoro
    Well?
[12:35] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[12:37] Senpai
    I think that looks good.
[12:42] Senpai
    Th-Thanks.
[12:48] Nagatoro
    Although a little bit of a haircut isn't
    going to change how creepy you are.
[12:55] Senpai
    Oh, shut up!
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    Thanks, Senpai!
[13:25] Nagatoro
    It's so hot...
[13:26] Senpai
    Yeah...
[13:27] Senpai
    Weren't you just being worked
    really hard at your club?
[13:30] Senpai
    You should take it easy.
[13:32] Nagatoro
    I know, Senpai!
[13:33] Nagatoro
    Let's go get some shaved ice.
[13:35] Senpai
    Shaved ice, huh?
[13:37] Senpai
    That sounds good.
[13:38] Nagatoro
    There's a shop I like that way.
[13:44] Senpai
    The fluffy, poofy ice towering
    over you is like...
[13:56] Senpai
    The Mt. Everest of shaved ice!
[14:12] Nagatoro
    It wasn't anything like
    this last time I was here!
[14:17] Senpai
    This shop was featured on TV yesterday.
SIGN    Asanandesu
SIGN    Top 100 shaved ice shops
    Number 1!
[14:20] Nagatoro
    Seriously?!
[14:24] Nagatoro
    It was a great hole-in-the-wall...
[14:26] Nagatoro
    but now everyone knows about it.
[14:30] Senpai
    What do we do?
[14:31] Senpai
    I don't feel like getting in this huge line.
[14:37] Nagatoro
    We're lining up, Senpai!
[14:40] Senpai
    H-Hey!
[14:42] Nagatoro
    It's for fluffy shaved ice!
[14:44] Nagatoro
    We'll survive it through sheer force of will!
[14:47] Senpai
    I wouldn't mind just getting
    convenience store ice cream.
[14:56] Nagatoro
    Convenience store ice cream?
SIGN    Made with Natural Water
SIGN    Shaved Ice
[15:03] Senpai
    F-Fine.
[15:04] Senpai
    We'll line up.
[15:17] Senpai
    The line hasn't moved at all.
[15:21] Nagatoro
    Willpower!
[15:22] Nagatoro
    Endure it with willpower!
[15:25] Senpai
    There's a lineup behind us, too.
[16:02] Senpai
    Are you all right?
[16:06] Senpai
    Maybe you should leave the
    line and rest in the shade.
[16:09] Nagatoro
    No, I can still manage.
[16:32] Nagatoro
    H-Hey! Senpai!
[16:35] Nagatoro
    What are you doing?!
[16:48] Senpai
    H-Here.
[16:50] Senpai
    Y-You need to stay hydrated,
    or you're going to get heat stroke.
[16:57] Nagatoro
    Y-Yeah.
[16:59] Nagatoro
    Thanks, Senpai.
[17:13] Nagatoro
    Fully charged!
[17:20] Nagatoro
    Fluffy shaved ice...
[17:22] Senpai
    Want to line up again?
[17:24] Nagatoro
    Nah, I'll give up for now.
[17:27] Nagatoro
    Let's come back when it's not as busy.
[17:31] Nagatoro
    Senpai, wait here for a bit.
[17:55] Nagatoro
    You're so sensitive, Senpai.
[17:59] Nagatoro
    Here.
[18:02] Nagatoro
    This is for earlier.
[18:09] Senpai
    Thanks.
[18:16] Nagatoro
    In blazing sunshine
[18:17] Nagatoro
    Convenience store ice cream
[18:19] Nagatoro
    Is unbeatable.
[18:20] Senpai
    A haiku?
[18:24] Nagatoro
    Here, Senpai. Say "ah."
[18:27] Senpai
    I-It's fine.
[18:28] Senpai
    I can feed myself.
[18:30] Nagatoro
    Senpai's embarrassed!
[18:38] Nagatoro
    Summer break starts tomorrow.
[18:41] Senpai
    Yeah.
[18:41] Senpai
    It is.
[18:44] Nagatoro
    Now that I'm helping out with the swim club,
[18:47] ---
    that's going to be my life
    for the whole summer.
[18:49] Senpai
    Oh, yeah?
[18:52] Senpai
    Summer break, huh?
[18:54] Senpai
    What should I do?
[18:55] Senpai
    I played the newest Last Quest*.
[18:58] Senpai
    And I need to watch Season 2 of Yuramiko.
[19:00] Senpai
    And I need to finish my oil paintings.
[19:05] Senpai
    I guess this girl won't be messing with*
    me anymore once it's summer break.
[19:12] Nagatoro
    Can I have some tea?
SIGN    Hitoen
SIGN    Tea
[19:27] Nagatoro
    Thanks.
[19:28] Senpai
    S-Sure.
[19:30] Nagatoro
    Hey, Senpai...
[19:32] Nagatoro
    Want to exchange contacts?
[19:36] Senpai
    I-I wouldn't mind, I guess.
[19:40] Senpai
    I don't do this kind of thing much.
[19:44] Senpai
    It seems like a pain dealing with read
    notifications and not ignoring them and stuff.
[19:49] Nagatoro
    I thought you wouldn't, since you're a loner.
[19:52] Senpai
    Shut up.
[19:54] Senpai
    Here.
[19:56] Nagatoro
    There we go.
[19:58] Nagatoro
    I got a loner's ID!
[20:01] Senpai
    Y-You're not going to get anything
    good out of connecting with me.
[20:05] Nagatoro
    I don't think that's true.
[20:20] Nagatoro
    I added the loner's ID to my favorites.
[20:25] Nagatoro
    So now, if I ever get the sense that
    you're thinking about something pervy...
[20:33] Nagatoro
    I can send you this sticker!
SIGN    Perv!
SIGN    Perv!
[20:36] Nagatoro
    Isn't that awesome?!
[20:39] Senpai
    That's just annoying.
[20:47] Nagatoro
    See you, Senpai.
[20:49] Senpai
    Yeah, l-later.
[21:18] Senpai
    No, this was mine to begin with.
SIGN    Perv!
SIGN    Perv!
SIGN    Perv!
SIGN    Perv!
[21:37] Nagatoro
    You're such a perv, Senpai.
[21:42] Senpai
    I-I'm not a perv!
[21:44] Senpai
    I haven't done anything pervy!
[21:47] Nagatoro
    Are you sure?
[21:49] Senpai
    Y-Yes.
[21:50] Nagatoro
    Are you sure?
[23:26] Nagatoro
    What do you need to improve on today?
[23:28] Senpai
    Wh-What?
[23:28] Nagatoro
    Your "aiee!" scream was so creepy.
[23:31] Senpai
    Shut up.
[23:32] Nagatoro
    Can I hear it again?
[23:33] Nagatoro
    Come on!
[23:36] Gamo
    Are those guys okay?
[23:37] Yoshi
    C-Crazy...