E3 - Let's Play Again, Senpai / Over Here, Senpai

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[00:13] Nagatoro
    Senpai, want me to model for you?
[00:17] Senpai
    N-No, thanks.
[00:19] Senpai
    I prefer drawing still lifes to people.
[00:31] Nagatoro
    Senpai, I can help you get a leg up.
[00:39] Senpai
    W-Wait!
[00:41] Senpai
    You sh-shouldn't do that kind of thing!
[00:43] Nagatoro
    What kind of thing?
[00:45] Nagatoro
    Like this?
[00:52] Senpai
    The swim team wanted me to help out,
[00:54] Senpai
    so I was seeing if this hand-me-down
    swimsuit would fit me.
[00:57] Senpai
    What were you expecting, Senpai?
[01:01] Senpai
    You closeted perv!
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    Let's Play Again, Senpai
[02:43] Senpai
    I was looking forward to
[02:44] Senpai
    working on my manga at
    the family restaurant in peace.
[02:51] Nagatoro
    Hurry up, Senpai.
[02:53] Senpai
    Why does this always happen?
[03:00] Nagatoro
    Hurry! Hurry!
[03:01] Nagatoro
    You're going to get soaked!
[03:03] Senpai
    I already am.
[03:10] Senpai
    Don't mind me.
[03:13] Senpai
    Go without me.
[03:14] Nagatoro
    He's trying to sound tough.
[03:17] Senpai
    No, it's just...
[03:25] Nagatoro
    Why don't we wait out the rain
     over there, then?
[03:35] Nagatoro
    I'm soaked.
[03:38] Nagatoro
    The forecast said it was
    supposed to be clear.
[03:42] Senpai
    It's what they call a
    passing shower, I guess.
[03:44] Senpai
    It should clear up in a bit.
[03:46] Nagatoro
    That's true.
[03:53] Nagatoro
    Hey, Senpai...
[03:54] Nagatoro
    Wait, don't look this way.
[03:56] Senpai
    Wh-Why not?
[04:00] Nagatoro
    Because...
[04:01] Nagatoro
    My uniform's really see-through right now.
[04:04] Senpai
    See... through...
[04:08] Nagatoro
    You might be dying to see,
    being a closeted perv and all.
[04:12] Senpai
    No, I won't.
[04:13] Senpai
    I won't look.
[04:14] Nagatoro
    Are you sure?
[04:16] Senpai
    I-I'm not a closeted perv or anything.
[04:19] Nagatoro
    I bet you're going to try to steal glances.
[04:22] Nagatoro
    He's going to violate me with his eyes!
[04:24] Senpai
    I'm not!
[04:25] Senpai
    Damn it, Nagatoro keeps messing with me.
[04:32] Senpai
    Wait a second...
[04:37] Nagatoro
    Too bad for you!
[04:38] Nagatoro
    I was wearing a swimsuit underneath!
[04:43] Senpai
    That's got to be it.
[04:45] Senpai
    I know.
[04:48] Senpai
    By see-through, you mean to your swimsuit!
[05:00] Senpai
    S-Sorry.
[05:10] Nagatoro
    See? I knew you were a closeted perv.
[05:13] Senpai
    No!
[05:15] Nagatoro
    You took a long, hard stare
    at my see-through uniform.
[05:19] Senpai
    I-It was a mistake.
[05:22] Nagatoro
    What? What?
[05:23] Nagatoro
    I couldn't hear you.
[05:25] Nagatoro
    Say it louder, Senpai.
[05:34] Senpai
    It's going to blow me away!
[05:37] Senpai
    Are you all right?
[05:39] Senpai
    S-S-Sorry!
[05:41] Nagatoro
    Oh, no!
[05:42] Nagatoro
    You saw me again!
[05:44] Nagatoro
    You're so horny, Senpai.
[05:50] Senpai
    It's getting kind of cold.
[05:54] Senpai
    It doesn't look like it's
    going to stop raining.
[05:56] Senpai
    We might have to run home.
[05:58] Nagatoro
    Where do you live, Senpai?
[06:01] Senpai
    I take a turn at the intersection
    and then go through the tunnel.
[06:05] Nagatoro
    That's pretty far.
[06:07] Senpai
    What about you?
[06:08] Nagatoro
    Past the convenience store there.
[06:12] Senpai
    Huh...
[06:13] Senpai
    That's pretty close.
[06:23] Nagatoro
    Hey, Senpai...
[06:26] Nagatoro
    Want to stop by my place?
[06:39] Nagatoro
    Come in, Senpai.
[06:41] Senpai
    Th-Thanks for having me.
[06:52] Mom
    Welcome home!
[06:54] Dad
    Well, well, have you brought a friend?
[06:57] Nagatoro
    Not really a friend...
[06:59] Nagatoro
    More like a toy.
[07:02] Mom
    My, my, what a shabby toy.
[07:06] Dad
    I thought you brought home
    a scarecrow or something.
[07:11] Nagatoro
    He's pretty fun to play with, though.
[07:17] Senpai
    Wait! Stop!
[07:22] Dad
    This is quite a fun toy.
[07:24] Mom
    Oh, my, his eye is twitching.
[07:28] Nagatoro
    I know, right?
[07:30] Nagatoro
    And after that...
[07:33] Nagatoro
    See? This toy starts crying.
[07:38] Nagatoro
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[07:40] Nagatoro
    What's wrong? You seem really on edge.
[07:43] Senpai
    N-No, it's nothing.
[07:48] Senpai
    Um...
[07:49] Senpai
    What about your family?
[07:50] Nagatoro
    No one's home right now.
[07:52] Nagatoro
    My whole family's going to be out late today.
[07:55] Senpai
    I-I see.
[07:56] Nagatoro
    Well, come in.
[07:58] Senpai
    N-No, I'm just going to wait
    for the rain to stop.
[08:01] Nagatoro
    You're going to catch a
    cold if you don't dry off.
[08:09] Nagatoro
    That's my big brother's,
    so it might be a bit big on you.
[08:13] Nagatoro
    You can use this, too.
[08:15] Senpai
    Right.
[08:17] Senpai
    Thanks.
[08:19] Nagatoro
    Leave your wet clothes there.
[08:22] Nagatoro
    I'll run the dryer. It won't take long.
[08:25] Senpai
    Got it.
[08:30] Senpai
    Could this be...
[08:34] Senpai
    the towel that Nagatoro used?!
[08:43] Senpai
    N-N-No, I...
[08:44] Nagatoro
    Too bad!
[08:46] Nagatoro
    This is the towel I used.
[08:49] Nagatoro
    Enjoy.
[09:06] Nagatoro
    Senpai...
[09:09] Nagatoro
    You're acting twice as sus as usual.
[09:12] ---
    Is this your first time in a girl's room?
[09:17] Senpai
    Th-That's a secret.
[09:20] Nagatoro
    A secret?!
[09:20] Nagatoro
    That's hilarious.
[09:25] Nagatoro
    Okay, I have a question for you.
[09:28] Nagatoro
    What's the thing guys do when
    they're at a girl's place?
[09:35] Senpai
    Wh-What "thing"?!
[09:37] Nagatoro
    What?
[09:38] Senpai
    S-Study? And stuff?
[09:41] Nagatoro
    Study?
[09:43] Nagatoro
    We don't even have any tests coming up.
[09:51] Nagatoro
    You use your fingers to prod and parry.
[09:56] Senpai
    Wait, that's...
[09:58] Nagatoro
    And then you become vigorously intertwined.
[10:03] Senpai
    N-No! We can't!
[10:06] Nagatoro
    Huh?
[10:08] Nagatoro
    I mean this.
[10:11] Nagatoro
    What did you think I meant?
[10:13] Senpai
    Th-That's a secret.
[10:15] Nagatoro
    Yeesh, you're such a perv.
[10:19] Nagatoro
    So nasty.
[10:25] Senpai
    Huh...
[10:26] Senpai
    JusGear, eh?
[10:28] Nagatoro
    It's my brother's.
[10:29] Nagatoro
    Do you know how to play?
[10:31] Senpai
    Yeah, I used to play quite a bit.
[10:34] Nagatoro
    You're an otaku, so you shouldn't have to
    be so awkward if we're just gaming, right?
[10:40] Nagatoro
    I'm pretty good at this game.
[10:48] Nagatoro
    Take my powerful punch!
[10:52] Nagatoro
    Here goes my special punch!
[11:07] Guy
    Nothing but a big mouth.
[11:13] Senpai
    Shoot!
[11:15] Senpai
    I took the game way too seriously
    against an obvious beginner.
[11:20] Senpai
    Wait a second...
[11:21] Senpai
    In a sense, this is kind of what Nagatoro's
    been doing to me this whole time.
[11:41] Senpai
    Have some pain for once!
[11:47] Guy
    I'll finish you off!
[12:00] Nagatoro
    You're mine!
[12:11] Nagatoro
    Scrub!
[12:12] Nagatoro
    Senpai's a scrub!
[12:14] Senpai
    That was cheating!
[12:15] Nagatoro
    No, it wasn't!
[12:17] Nagatoro
    It's a battle strategy!
[12:19] Nagatoro
    Let's play some more, Senpai.
[12:24] Nagatoro
    Senpai, you pervert!
[12:31] Nagatoro
    Senpai's a super scrub in real life, too.
[12:42] Senpai
    Thanks for having me over today.
[12:44] Nagatoro
    You're welcome.
[12:51] Senpai
    I had f-fun gaming.
[12:55] Nagatoro
    Let's play again, Senpai.
[12:58] Nagatoro
    I'll destroy you next time, too.
[13:01] Senpai
    Don't cheat next time.
[13:03] Nagatoro
    I know you're really hoping I do,
    Senpai, you closeted perv.
[13:08] Senpai
    I'm n-not!
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    They're exactly alike...
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    He looks nothing like him...
SIGN    Dining Hall
SIGN    Today Only
    Gorgeous
    Karaage
    Lunch
SIGN    Over Here, Senpai!
[13:29] Senpai
    It's been a while since
    I came to the dining hall.
[13:32] Senpai
    I was expecting to eat alone, but...
[13:37] Senpai
    There's nowhere to sit!
[13:44] Nagatoro
    Senpai! Over here!
[13:49] Nagatoro
    Come on.
[13:51] Nagatoro
    There's a seat next to me.
[14:02] Senpai
    That's the worst spot ever.
[14:06] Senpai
    But...
[14:08] Senpai
    There aren't any other open seats.
[14:12] Senpai
    I'm going to have to eat
    as fast as I can and run.
[14:21] Senpai
    P-Pardon me.
[14:28] Yoshi
    Your boyfriend?
[14:30] Senpai
    N-No!
[14:31] Nagatoro
    Yup.
[14:32] Nagatoro
    We're going steady.
[14:34] Nagatoro
    Right, Senpai?
[14:36] Senpai
    Stop! Don't!
[14:45] Gamo
    That's hilarious.
[14:46] Gamo
    So how far have you gotten with her, Paisen?
[14:52] Senpai
    H-How far? I d-don't know
    what you're talking about.
[14:57] Gamo
    You're all red, Paisen.
[14:59] Yoshi
    Beet red!
[15:01] Yoshi
    Okay...
[15:03] Yoshi
    Want to go out with me, too, then?
[15:05] Senpai
    S-Stop!
[15:10] Gamo
    You can totally tell he's a virgin.
[15:12] Gamo
    You want him to have a girl on the side?
[15:13] Yoshi
    On the side! That's so funny.
[15:15] Nagatoro
    So funny.
[15:17] Gamo
    He doesn't seem like a boyfriend...
[15:20] Gamo
    So much as a pet.
[15:22] Yoshi
    A pet!
[15:24] Nagatoro
    He does kind of seem like a pet.
[15:26] Nagatoro
    He's all fluffy and stuff.
[15:29] Senpai
    Stop it!
[15:31] Yoshi
    Fluffy!
[15:34] Nagatoro
    Senpai's head is all sticky.
    You don't want to touch it.
[15:40] Yoshi
    Uh... Yeah.
[15:45] Senpai
    Who are you calling sticky?!
[15:47] Senpai
    I wash it every day!
[15:48] Nagatoro
    Are you sure?
[15:51] Gamo
    He doesn't even seem like a pet.
[15:53] Yoshi
    He doesn't.
[15:55] Gamo
    A slave?
[15:55] Yoshi
    A slave!
[15:58] Nagatoro
    Slave! Did you hear that, Senpai?
[16:00] Senpai
    Who are you calling a slave?!
[16:02] Nagatoro
    Hurry up and finish eating!
[16:04] Nagatoro
    And get back to work for me!
[16:06] Yoshi
    Work!
[16:21] Gamo
    Man, this is great.
[16:23] Gamo
    He doesn't fight back at all.
[16:26] Gamo
    He's not even a slave...
[16:29] Gamo
    More like a bug?
[16:31] Gamo
    Seriously, you can't be like that as a guy.
[16:38] Nagatoro
    That's taking it too far.
[16:47] Gamo
    Sorry I dissed your boyfriend.
[16:51] Nagatoro
    That's not the point.
[16:58] Senpai
    Is Nagatoro getting angry on my behalf?
[17:04] Senpai
    No... No way.
[17:11] Senpai
    H-Hey...
[17:15] Senpai
    I-I...
[17:16] Senpai
    I'm not Nagatoro's boyfriend, but...
[17:35] Yoshi
    That's it?!
[17:38] Gamo
    You were supposed to say something good.
[17:41] Yoshi
    You had nothing in mind?!
[17:43] Senpai
    No, well...
[17:45] Senpai
    I j-just wanted to say I'm not her boyfriend.
[17:52] Gamo
    You're so funny, Paisen.
[17:55] Yoshi
    So funny.
[18:01] Nagatoro
    You never fight back, do you, Senpai?
[18:05] Senpai
    Huh?
[18:06] Nagatoro
    You never have a comeback
    when you get dissed.
[18:10] Senpai
    I-I suppose.
[18:12] Nagatoro
    Which is why...
[18:13] Nagatoro
    You have to smack them.
[18:17] Nagatoro
    By turning it into slapstick,
    you can turn a diss into a derp.
[18:21] A
    You're gross.
[18:22] B
    Shup!
[18:25] Senpai
    I don't know if that would work so well.
[18:27] Nagatoro
    It will.
[18:28] Nagatoro
    Come on.
[18:31] Nagatoro
    Stand over there, Senpai.
[18:35] Nagatoro
    Thank you! Thank you!
[18:37] Nagatoro
    So the other day, there was a scarecrow
    standing in the middle of the road.
[18:41] Senpai
    A comedy sketch?
[18:42] Nagatoro
    I thought, why is a scarecrow standing here?
[18:44] Nagatoro
    Weird... I wonder why...
[18:47] Nagatoro
    So I took a closer look, and...
[18:50] Nagatoro
    It wasn't a scarecrow, it was Senpai!
[18:56] Nagatoro
    "Who you calling a scarecrow?!"
[19:00] Nagatoro
    See? Easy, right?
[19:02] Senpai
    That's all it takes?
[19:05] Nagatoro
    You aren't a comedian. You don't
    have to do anything special.
[19:08] Nagatoro
    Just go with the flow and give them a slap.
[19:13] Senpai
    I see.
[19:15] Nagatoro
    You're so creepy, Senpai.
[19:19] Nagatoro
    So creepy.
[19:20] Nagatoro
    So creepy.
[19:26] Senpai
    Shup!
[19:30] Senpai
    I think I can fight back a bit.
[19:34] Nagatoro
    Okay, let's keep going.
[19:36] Nagatoro
    You have to do it yourself this time.
[19:39] Senpai
    O-Okay.
[19:43] Nagatoro
    Thank you! Thank you!
[19:45] Nagatoro
    Sorry for calling you creepy earlier, Senpai.
[19:49] Senpai
    It's fine.
[19:52] Nagatoro
    You're not so much creepy as you are funny.
[19:57] Nagatoro
    Your hair's funny, too.
[19:59] Nagatoro
    It's so fluffy.
[20:00] Nagatoro
    Like a sheep that's about
    to get eaten by a wolf.
[20:03] Nagatoro
    Is it shearing season yet?
[20:06] Nagatoro
    Want me to help you?
[20:09] Nagatoro
    I'll go through it with electric clippers.
[20:11] Nagatoro
    Fluffy, fluffy, buzz!
[20:12] Nagatoro
    Fluffy, fluffy, buzz!
[20:13] Nagatoro
    Fluffy, fluffy, buzz!
[20:15] Nagatoro
    Fluffy, fluffy, buzz!
[20:16] Nagatoro
    Fluffy, fluffy, buzz!
[20:18] Nagatoro
    Come on, Senpai!
[20:19] Nagatoro
    Smack me!
[20:22] Nagatoro
    Senpai?
[20:30] Senpai
    Y-You didn't have to take it so far.
[20:39] Nagatoro
    Sorry.
[20:57] Nagatoro
    What's wrong? Why so pouty?
[20:59] Nagatoro
    You are kind of gross, Senpai.
[21:02] Nagatoro
    What's this? Are you crying again?
[21:05] Senpai
    I-I'm not crying.
[21:07] Nagatoro
    Come on, the smack!
[21:10] Nagatoro
    You have to go at it!
[21:13] Nagatoro
    Come on, Senpai!
[21:17] Senpai
    Shut up!
[21:24] Senpai
    S-S-S-Sorry!
[21:32] Nagatoro
    I-I knew you could do it, Senpai.
[21:35] Nagatoro
    But you're supposed to smack here.
[21:37] Nagatoro
    Or did you...
[21:40] Nagatoro
    hit me there on purpose,
[21:42] Nagatoro
    you pervert?
[21:44] Senpai
    N-No...
[21:45] Nagatoro
    C-Come on, that's where you're
    supposed to give me a smack.
[21:48] Nagatoro
    "Hell, no!"
[21:49] Senpai
    Spare me, already!
[23:25] Nagatoro
    Points of improvement for today!
[23:27] Nagatoro
    You said you aren't my boyfriend,
    but what are you, then?
[23:30] Senpai
    Well... friends or something.
[23:32] Nagatoro
    Would you look at your friend's underwear,
    go to their place, or expect a kiss?
[23:35] Senpai
    Well...
[23:36] Nagatoro
    Would you expect something
    sexy from your friends? Well?