E8 - Why Don't You Try Bulking Up a Little, Paisen?

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[00:00] Senpai
    This cabinet is nearly full with canvases...
[00:04] Nagatoro
    Doesn't look like it'll fit many more.
[00:07] Nagatoro
    Why don't you sell them?
[00:09] Nagatoro
    Like at an auction or something.
[00:11] Senpai
    No way.
[00:12] Senpai
    A student's work isn't going to sell.
[00:14] Nagatoro
    Yeah, you're right.
[00:16] Nagatoro
    Especially not your work.
[00:18] Nagatoro
    There's no way you're selling any.
[00:21] Nagatoro
    I think you can easily dispose of this one.
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    Why Don't You Try Bulking Up a Little, Paisen?
SIGN    Why Don't You Try Bulking Up a Little, Paisen?
[02:03] Senpai
    I can't quite get in the mood.
[02:06] Senpai
    I feel like there's something
    I'd rather be drawing...
[02:34] Nagatoro
    You were watching me just now,
     weren't you, Senpai?
[02:38] Nagatoro
    You were glancing at me just now, right?
[02:41] Nagatoro
    Right? Right?
[02:42] Nagatoro
    Were you just violating me with your eyes?
[02:44] Nagatoro
    Creepy creep!
[02:46] Senpai
    N-No!
[02:47] Nagatoro
    Oh?
[02:48] Nagatoro
    Did you need something, then?
[02:50] Senpai
    Well...
[02:52] Senpai
    I just realized, there's something
    I haven't drawn lately.
[02:56] Nagatoro
    What's that?
[02:58] Senpai
    P-Portraits.
[03:08] Nagatoro
    So?
[03:10] Senpai
    I-If...
[03:12] Senpai
    you'd like...
[03:15] Senpai
    would you...
[03:19] Senpai
    model for me again?
[03:28] Nagatoro
    Aw, I dunno...
[03:31] Nagatoro
    Believe it or not, I'm pretty busy.
[03:36] Senpai
    M-Maybe next time, then.
[03:39] Nagatoro
    Oh, all right.
[03:41] Nagatoro
    I can't say no if you insist, Senpai.
[03:46] Nagatoro
    Guess I'll have to take one for the team!
[03:48] Senpai
    Y-You don't need to do that!
[03:52] Nagatoro
    You're beet red!
[03:53] Nagatoro
    You're actually dying to
    draw something naughty.
[03:56] Senpai
    I'm not!
[04:02] Nagatoro
    What kind of pose do you like?
[04:05] Senpai
    A-Anything's fine.
[04:10] Nagatoro
    When someone asks you
    what you want for dinner,
[04:13] Nagatoro
    you're the kind of guy
    who's, like, "anything,"
[04:16] Nagatoro
    aren't you, Senpai?
[04:19] Nagatoro
    What do you want for dinner?
[04:21] Senpai
    Anything.
[04:24] Senpai
    Sorry.
[04:25] Senpai
    Then...
[04:27] Senpai
    Whatever pose comes most
    naturally to you, then.
[04:30] Nagatoro
    Natural, huh? Hmm...
[04:35] Nagatoro
    Something like this?
[04:38] Senpai
    Some kind of ready stance?
[04:40] Nagatoro
    Muay Thai.
[04:42] Senpai
    It actually looks convincing.
[04:44] Nagatoro
    Though, I only really dabbled.
[04:47] Nagatoro
    I can do other stuff, too.
[04:50] Senpai
    That's boxing, right?
[04:52] Senpai
    What's that?
[04:53] Nagatoro
    "Don't think."
[04:55] Nagatoro
    "Feel."
[04:57] Senpai
    Huh?
[04:58] Nagatoro
    This one's a bit more obscure.
[05:01] Senpai
    I don't know what that is.
[05:04] Nagatoro
    Capoeira!
[05:07] Senpai
    Those poses all suit Nagatoro,
     but I can't decide.
[05:12] Nagatoro
    Other than that...
[05:22] Senpai
    That's it!
[05:24] Nagatoro
    Oh, that wasn't it.
[05:27] Senpai
    No, I liked that one.
[05:30] Senpai
    That one seemed the most natural.
[05:36] Nagatoro
    Did it?
[05:40] Senpai
    Okay, could you do that again, then?
[05:43] Nagatoro
    Oh, fine.
[05:51] Senpai
    What's this ready stance from?
[05:54] Senpai
    I don't really know, but...
[05:59] Senpai
    It looks good.
[06:19] Nagatoro
    Let's see.
[06:26] Senpai
    Wh-What do you think?
[06:30] Nagatoro
    It's kinda pervy.
[06:32] Nagatoro
    You were ogling me all over.
[06:35] Nagatoro
    Gross! Gross! Gross!
[06:39] Senpai
    Wait, what's this stance from, though?
[06:42] Senpai
    Karate?
[06:43] Senpai
    That's not it...
[06:47] Nagatoro
    This is my original martial art!
[06:53] Gamo
    'Sup?
[06:54] Sakura
    Look at them, flirting again.
[06:57] Yoshi
    Flirty paradise!
[06:58] Nagatoro
    I was just strangling Senpai
    because he was being gross!
[07:02] Sakura
    You like it rough, huh?
[07:04] Yoshi
    Violence!
[07:09] Gamo
    That's a nice stance.
[07:12] Gamo
    Wanna do it again?
[07:18] Senpai
    "Do it"? Do what?
[07:25] Gamo
    Wait up!
[07:30] Senpai
    I'm not telling you, Senpai.
[07:34] Gamo
    Hold up!
[07:35] Sakura
    Wait!
[07:36] Yoshi
    Jeez, wait!
SIGN    Judo Dojo
[07:48] Takao
    Fight back, Nao-kun!
[07:51] Hino
    Shrimp! Shrimp!
[07:53] Male student
    Winner!
[07:57] Takao
    Try a little harder. Jeez.
[07:59] Hino
    You got wiped.
[08:01] Senpai
    If Nagatoro saw me like this...
[08:04] Nagatoro
    Pupupu!
[08:06] Nagatoro
    You're such a wimp, Senpai!
[08:10] Nagatoro
    I'm gonna have to train you really hard.
[08:20] Nagatoro
    Wimp.
[08:21] Senpai
    Shut up.
[08:23] Takao
    Did you say something?
[08:25] Senpai
    No, nothing.
[08:27] Teacher
    All right, it's the time of the year
    that you've all been waiting for.
SIGN    21st
    Kazehaya High School Judo Tournament
    Date: March 20 1:00 PM
    At the school dojo
     Male and Female Divisions
     Prizes for winners
     All members participating!
[08:37] Senpai
    So we're doing this again this year.
[08:41] Senpai
    I bet you'd be good at this
    kind of thing, Nagatoro.
SIGN    Art Room
[08:54] Senpai
    I wonder if she's coming today.
[08:57] Gamo
    'Sup?!
[08:58] Yoshi
    'Sup?!
[09:01] Gamo
    Check this shit out!
[09:03] Gamo
    Look at what they're doing!
[09:04] Yoshi
    Get it?!
[09:06] Gamo
    Huh?
[09:07] Gamo
    Are you the only one here, Paisen?
[09:09] Senpai
    Yeah.
[09:11] Senpai
    She vanished after she saw that around noon.
[09:15] Gamo
    So she's still like that about judo, huh?
[09:19] Yoshi
    Deserter!
[09:21] Gamo
    That's just how she is.
[09:25] Yoshi
    I'll go win in Hayacchi's place!
[09:27] Gamo
    That would be cheating.
[09:30] Senpai
    H-Hey...
[09:33] Senpai
    D-Does Nagatoro do j-judo and stuff?
[09:40] Gamo
    What? What? What?
[09:42] Gamo
    Are you curious?
[09:43] Yoshi
    Curiousi-tree!
[09:45] Senpai
    N-Nah, I was just wondering.
[09:49] Yoshi
    You were!
[09:54] Gamo
    Here.
SIGN    From general fitness to pro coaching! Mixed martial arts gym!
SIGN    Beginners welcome!!
SIGN    Weight loss!
     Fitness!
     Stress relief!
     Exercise!
[10:01] Gamo
    We run a gym.
[10:03] Senpai
    Huh.
[10:04] Gamo
    Why don't you try
    bulking up a little, Paisen?
[10:08] Senpai
    What?!
[10:10] Senpai
    Wh-What are you even talking about?
SIGN    Realize your aspirations
[10:19] Gamo
    We're accepting trial memberships.
[10:22] Yoshi
    Marketing!
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
[10:37] Senpai
    So I kinda ended up coming...
[10:40] (Flashback) Gamo
    Oh, if you're going to come watch the gym,
    you should come on Saturday around noon.
[10:44] (Flashback) Yoshi
    Don't need to bring anything!
[10:46] Senpai
    I guess I'll take a look inside.
[11:12] Nagatoro
    S-Senpai?!
[11:25] Nagatoro
    You knocked me down,
    but it was just for a second!
[11:28] Gamo
    Nope, that was a pretty good punch.
[11:31] Nagatoro
    All because Senpai emerged
    out of nowhere glaring at me.
[11:35] Senpai
    Sorry.
[11:37] Gamo
    It's your fault for getting distracted.
[11:40] Gamo
    Anyway, get some rest.
[11:42] Nagatoro
    Huh?
[11:48] Nagatoro
    Stalker.
[11:49] Senpai
    I-I'm not!
[11:52] Nagatoro
    So, why are you here, Senpai?
[11:55] Nagatoro
    You obviously don't have any
    interest in this kind of stuff.
[11:59] Senpai
    No, yeah, well...
[12:01] Gamo
    Be nice to my customers!
[12:05] Nagatoro
    And I bet you just brought
    him here for the laughs!
[12:09] Nagatoro
    Whatever.
[12:10] Nagatoro
    Just watch there, I guess.
[12:13] Nagatoro
    I'm going over there.
[12:16] Senpai
    I-It's true that I don't have much
    interest in martial arts...
[12:24] Senpai
    I was a complete failure at
    the judo tournament last year.
[12:29] Senpai
    I just wanted to do a little
    bit better this year.
[12:38] Senpai
    S-So...
[12:42] Senpai
    Could you teach me a little judo?
[12:55] Senpai
    What was I expecting?
[12:57] Senpai
    I just barged in and begged her to teach me.
[13:01] Senpai
    I'm being a nuisance.
[13:10] Nagatoro
    Y-You came all this way.
[13:13] Nagatoro
    I guess I can coach you a bit,
    if you're actually serious.
[13:21] Senpai
    Thanks!
[13:26] Nagatoro
    Also, since I'm coaching you...
[13:29] Nagatoro
    you shall not be allowed a pitiful defeat.
[13:34] Senpai
    Maybe I shouldn't have asked.
[13:38] Nagatoro
    Okay, let's start with falling techniques.
[13:40] Senpai
    Y-Yes, ma'am.
[13:45] Nagatoro
    You kinda know how to do it already, huh?
[13:48] Senpai
    Yeah...
[13:49] Senpai
    It would hurt if I didn't.
[13:50] Gamo
    We're going for lunch.
[13:52] Gamo
    What about you guys?
[13:53] Nagatoro
    I'll join later.
[13:56] Nagatoro
    What about you?
[13:57] Senpai
    I ate at home.
[13:59] Gamo
    Okay, watch the shop for us.
[14:02] Nagatoro
    Sure.
[14:09] Nagatoro
    Well, wanna try some free practice, then?
[14:14] Senpai
    Already?!
[14:14] Nagatoro
    We go straight to practical skills.
     That's how we do things in Nagatoro Style.
[14:19] Senpai
    Er...
[14:19] Senpai
    Yeah.
[14:20] Senpai
    I can see that.
[14:23] Nagatoro
    Now...
[14:25] Nagatoro
    You'd better get ready for this, Senpai!
[14:38] Nagatoro
    Senpai...
[14:39] Nagatoro
    Why are you just standing there?!
SIGN    Death
[14:43] Senpai
    S-So soon!
SIGN    Bop
[14:48] Nagatoro
    Senpai, you were so terrified!
[14:52] Senpai
    I-I-I'm not terrified!
[14:55] Nagatoro
    I'm not done yet!
[14:58] Nagatoro
    There! Pinned!
[15:01] Nagatoro
    Come on. Try getting out.
[15:05] Senpai
    H-How do I get out?!
[15:12] Senpai
    I can't move!
[15:16] Senpai
    I've been pinned by huge, brawny guys...
[15:21] Senpai
    But this is even harder!
[15:23] Nagatoro
    Try harder, Senpai!
[15:27] Nagatoro
    In 20 seconds, I'll win the match!
[15:30] Senpai
    I-I can't!
[15:32] Nagatoro
    No way.
[15:33] Nagatoro
    Even beginner girls can fight longer than this.
[15:37] Senpai
    I can't!
[15:39] Senpai
    Because...
[15:40] Nagatoro
    Because...?
[15:43] Senpai
    Your b...
[15:44] Nagatoro
    My b...?
[15:46] Senpai
    Your body's too heavy.
[15:52] Senpai
    What?!
[15:53] Nagatoro
    How could you even suggest I'm heavy?!
[15:56] Senpai
    You won't even move...
[15:59] Nagatoro
    That's because of my technique!
[16:02] Nagatoro
    Skills!
[16:03] Nagatoro
    Abilities!
[16:05] Nagatoro
    Control the center of mass well, and even
    a dainty girl like me can hold a guy down!
[16:15] Nagatoro
    It's not because I'm heavy!
[16:18] Senpai
    I'm being crushed!
[16:25] Senpai
    Not that I had high hopes,
    but I didn't stand a chance.
[16:28] Senpai
    She always impresses me.
[16:31] Senpai
    But...
[16:34] Member A
    She can kick her from so far back.
[16:37] Member B
    She's got sick reach for a high school girl.
[16:43] Member B
    Hayacchi's got a good thing going,
    but the physical difference...
[17:19] Nagatoro
    Senpai.
[17:20] Nagatoro
    I didn't expect much physical strength or
     technique, but you have no stamina at all.
[17:24] Senpai
    That throw...
[17:27] Nagatoro
    Oh, that would have won
     the match if it were judo.
[17:30] Nagatoro
    But in MMA, it's just one point.
[17:34] (Flashback) Member C
    Stop there!
[17:37] Senpai
    I can't quite finish off
    someone in Gamo-chan's class.
[17:44] Senpai
    Did you do judo before?
[17:54] Nagatoro
    I guess. A little, a while ago.
[17:57] Senpai
    Th-That's amazing.
[17:59] Nagatoro
    Not really.
[18:00] Nagatoro
    I'm just doing stuff as a hobby now.
[18:05] Nagatoro
    I don't hate judo, either, but there
     were people I just couldn't beat.
[18:12] Nagatoro
    I felt stuck, and I got tired of it.
[18:16] Nagatoro
    That's about all it was.
[18:25] Senpai
    You might be able to win the
    school tournament, though.
[18:31] Nagatoro
    I'm done already!
[18:36] Nagatoro
    Whatever.
    I'm gonna pass on the tournament.
[18:39] Senpai
    Oh.
[18:42] Nagatoro
    Okay, I'm going this way.
[18:44] Senpai
    Right.
[18:45] Senpai
    Bye.
[18:46] Nagatoro
    You'd better get your running in.
[18:49] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[18:50] Senpai
    If I have the time.
[18:59] Senpai
    That throw...
[19:04] Senpai
    Th-That throw was beautiful.
[19:14] Nagatoro
    Say what?
[20:57] Gamo
    Uh-oh.
[20:58] Gamo
    Are you supposed to be here?
[21:00] Nagatoro
    What do you mean?
[21:02] Gamo
    The president's apparently working
    Paisen one-on-one really hard.
[21:07] Yoshi
    Spartan!
SIGN    Judo Dojo
[21:10] Senpai
    What did you need from me, President?
[21:12] Senpai
    Why did you call me here?
[21:14] Senpai
    You're done with exams already.
[21:16] Senpai
    I thought you didn't need
    to come to school anymore.
[21:19] President
    I happened to hear that you've been training
    for the upcoming school judo tournament.
[21:28] Senpai
    Wh-Who told you that?
[21:31] President
    The cat-eared girl's usual
    buddies came to inform me.
[21:35] (Flashback) Gamo
    Hey, President, did you hear?
[21:38] (Flashback) Yoshi
    Whistle-blower!
[21:39] Senpai
    The friends! Damn it!
[21:41] President
    So, I shall give you some training.
[21:45] Senpai
    N-No, you don't need to do that for me.
[21:49] President
    Stop bumbling and ready yourself!
[21:55] Senpai
    She's kinda like Nagatoro
    in how pushy she is.
[22:05] Senpai
    She's not wearing a shirt—
SIGN    Judo Dojo
SIGN    Ba m
[22:20] Senpai
    N-Nagatoro...
[22:24] Nagatoro
    What the hell are you doing?!
[22:27] President
    Training.
[22:27] Nagatoro
    You freaking pervert!
[22:31] President
    I wouldn't mind training him
     until the tournament...
[22:39] Senpai
    I appreciate it, but Nagatoro's
    teaching me right now.
[22:50] President
    I see.
[22:51] President
    "Old soldiers never die,
    they just fade away."
SIGN    Judo Dojo
[22:55] President
    Though my soul shall
    continue in the Art Club.
[23:00] President
    Farewell.
[23:03] Nagatoro
    And off to the trash bin for
    the bunny-eared girl!
[23:08] Nagatoro
    Now I'm gonna whip you into shape!
[23:16] President
    Sorry to keep you waiting
[23:25] Nagatoro
    Points of improvement for today.
[23:27] Nagatoro
    Senpai, you know what you did.
[23:28] Senpai
    I'm sorry for calling a girl heavy.
[23:29] Nagatoro
    Oh, that?
[23:30] Senpai
    Er, um...
[23:31] Senpai
    Is it about how I got squashed
    by the president's breasts?
[23:34] Senpai
    I w-wasn't really thinking about
     her breasts or anything...
[23:37] Nagatoro
    You still are!