E6 - You're Such a Wimp, Senpai ♥ / Senpai! Let's Go to the Beach!!

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[00:02] Sakura
    Wake up.
[00:04] Sakura
    Wake up, Senpai-kun.
[00:15] Sakura
    You're finally awake.
[00:27] Senpai
    Wh-Where am I?
[00:31] Sakura
    This is Chichibu Nagatoro.
[00:39] Sakura
    Congratulations.
[00:40] Sakura
    You have been chosen to be
    the savior of this world.
[00:46] Senpai
    What?
[00:48] Senpai
    Who are you?
[00:50] Senpai
    Savior?
[00:51] Senpai
    What are you talking about?
[00:53] Sakura
    There's a really bad demon lord on the loose.
[00:57] Sakura
    Things are looking pretty bad.
[00:59] Sakura
    Help us.
[01:01] Senpai
    Sorry, but I don't have any suitable powers.
[01:14] Sakura
    Sniff, sniff...
[01:16] Sakura
    Wow!
[01:18] Sakura
    You're qualified to become a great wizard.
[01:22] Senpai
    A great wizard?
[01:23] Sakura
    Yup.
[01:24] Sakura
    You have a unique skille
    called "Virgin for Life."
[01:30] Senpai
    I'm not happy about that at all.
[01:33] Sakura
    So, anyway, here.
[01:37] Senpai
    Wh-What do I do with this?
[01:37] Sakura
    Quit grumbling and go help us!
[01:49] Sakura
    Off you go.
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    You're a Wimp, Senpai♥
[03:37] Senpai
    What do I do?
[03:43] Senpai
    I don't even know how to use magic!
[03:58] Senpai
    Was that magic just now?
[04:10] Senpai
    Wh-Where am I?
[04:29] Senpai
    G-Go away!
[04:35] Senpai
    Damn it!
[04:41] Senpai
    Did that do it?
[04:46] Senpai
    I-It didn't work.
[05:22] Nagatoro
    Nekotoro's on the scene!
[05:29] Senpai
    Nagatoro?
[05:31] Nagatoro
    It's Nekotoro.
[05:34] Senpai
    Wh-What?
[05:36] Nagatoro
    You seem kind of flimsy.
[05:41] Nagatoro
    I feel bad for you, so I'll
    stick around for a while.
[05:45] Nagatoro
    Come on. We have to get going.
[05:47] Nagatoro
    We're going on an adventure to
    defeat the demon lord. Let's go!
[05:50] Senpai
    H-How do you know about that?
[05:53] Nagatoro
    It's common sense!
[06:17] Nagatoro
    Here I go, Senpai.
[06:19] Senpai
    R-Right.
[06:47] Senpai
    Look out!
[07:19] Nagatoro
    Senpai...
[07:22] Senpai
    Let's counterattack.
[07:24] Nagatoro
    All right!
[08:03] Nagatoro
    Senpai, that was badass.
[08:06] Senpai
    N-No, I just...
[08:11] Nagatoro
    Let's keep going until we
    beat the demon lord, Senpai.
[08:15] Senpai
    D-Do you think we can?
[08:17] Nagatoro
    Of course we can, as long as we're together.
[08:20] Dragon
    Ow, ow...
[08:22] Dragon
    You kicked me so hard.
[08:31] Nagatoro
    Gamo-chan.
[08:38] Senpai
    I see.
[08:39] Senpai
    She'd been turned into a monster by magic.
[08:42] Senpai
    The demon lord might be tough,
    but if three of us join forces...
[08:45] Gamo
    Not three.
[08:46] Gamo
    Four.
[08:47] Senpai
    Four?
[09:01] Yoshi
    Yoshi hatches!
[09:06] Senpai
    Uh...
[09:49] Senpai
    Looks like the demon lord's not here.
[09:52] Nagatoro
    She is.
[10:16] Nagatoro
    Ta-da.
[10:18] Nagatoro
    I'm Demon Lord Magatoro.
[10:21] Gamo
    Demon Lord Magagamo.
[10:25] Yoshi
    Demon Lord Magayoshi here.
[10:32] Nagatoro
    You're not getting out of here alive, Senpai.
[10:41] Senpai
    Y-You tricked me!
[10:44] Gamo
    "You tricked me!" he says.
[10:46] Gamo
    What a wimp.
[10:48] Yoshi
    What a wimp.
[10:51] Senpai
    Damn it!
[10:57] Senpai
    No...
[11:03] Nagatoro
    Did you think I was in love
    with you or something?
[11:08] Nagatoro
    Because I kissed you on the cheek?
[11:11] Nagatoro
    Ew, what a creep.
[11:14] Gamo
    What kind of woman would fall
    for a creepy loser like you?
[11:19] Yoshi
    Yeah!
[11:21] Nagatoro
    Give me a break, Senpai.
[11:26] Senpai
    I never should have opened up
    to the likes of her.
[11:34] Nagatoro
    You're going to be our toy forever, Senpai.
[11:38] Nagatoro
    You'd better make it fun.
[11:59] Nagatoro
    Hey, it's Senpai.
[12:02] Nagatoro
    'Sup, Senpai?!
[12:05] Senpai
    'Sup...
[12:07] Nagatoro
    What are you doing here?
[12:09] Senpai
    My summer homework.
[12:11] Nagatoro
    Why are you hiding it?
[12:13] Senpai
    No reason!
[12:17] Gamo
    What a poser, doing homework
    at a family restaurant.
[12:20] Yoshi
    Poser!
[12:33] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[12:36] Nagatoro
    What's this?
[12:37] Nagatoro
    What is this?
[12:41] Senpai
    I-I don't know!
[12:43] Senpai
    It's not mine!
[12:44] Nagatoro
    These are definitely your drawings, Senpai.
[12:47] Senpai
    N-No, they aren't!
[12:48] Nagatoro
    What's this? Cat ears?
[12:50] Nagatoro
    Is this me?!
[12:57] Senpai
    I said...
[12:59] Senpai
    it's not!
[13:01] Nagatoro
    I'm taking this notebook, then.
[13:06] Senpai
    D-Don't!
SIGN    Nekotoro
SIGN    Cat Fighter
SIGN     Sex: Female

SIGN     Level: 16
SIGN    E Sharp Cat Claws
SIGN    E Fighter Clothes
SIGN    E Fighter Shoes
SIGN    E Black Cat Piercings
SIGN    Strength: 54
SIGN     Agility: 70
SIGN     Vitality: 45
SIGN    Resilience: 24
SIGN    Intelligence: 48
SIGN     Willpower: 24
SIGN     Luck: 65
SIGN     Max HP: 154
SIGN     Max MP: 0

SIGN     Attack: 75
SIGN     Defense: 29
SIGN    Senpai
SIGN     Hero
SIGN     Sex: Male

SIGN     Level: 17
SIGN    E Cypress Staff
SIGN    E Cloth Shirt
SIGN    E Cloth Pants
SIGN    E Cloth Cape
SIGN    Strength: 21
SIGN     Agility: 13
SIGN     Vitality: 25
SIGN    Resilience: 45
SIGN    Intelligence: 52
SIGN     Willpower: 34
SIGN     Luck: 12
SIGN     Max HP: 86
SIGN     Max MP: 130
SIGN     Attack: 22
SIGN     Defense: 47
SIGN    Gamo-chan
SIGN     Thief

SIGN     Sex: Female

SIGN     Level: 16
SIGN    E Leather Whip
SIGN    E Leather Breastplate
SIGN    E Thief's Pants
SIGN    E Swift Boots

SIGN    Strength: 120
SIGN     Agility: 30
SIGN     Vitality: 35
SIGN    Resilience: 32
SIGN    Intelligence: 31
SIGN     Willpower: 82
SIGN     Luck: 70
SIGN     Max HP: 96
SIGN     Max MP: 35
SIGN     Attack: 145
SIGN     Defense: 35
SIGN     Yoshi

SIGN     Player

SIGN     Sex: Female

SIGN     Level: 16
SIGN    E Bunny Ears

SIGN    E Bunny Girl Outfit
SIGN    E Bow Tie

SIGN    E Bunny Tail

SIGN    Strength: 40
SIGN     Agility: 120
SIGN     Vitality: 40
SIGN    Resilience: 20
SIGN    Intelligence: 7

SIGN     Willpower: 5

SIGN     Luck: 137
SIGN     Max HP: 157
SIGN     Max MP: 0

SIGN     Attack: 40
SIGN     Defense: 47
SIGN    Magatoro
SIGN    Demon Lord
SIGN     Sex: Female

SIGN     Level: 999
SIGN    E Demon Claws
SIGN    E Dark Leotard

SIGN    E Demon Lord Bracelet
SIGN    E Evil Spirit Tail
SIGN    Strength: 999
SIGN     Agility: 999
SIGN     Vitality: 999
SIGN    Resilience: 999
SIGN    Intelligence: 999
SIGN     Willpower: 999
SIGN     Luck: 999
SIGN     Max HP: 999
SIGN     Max MP: 999
SIGN     Attack: 999
SIGN     Defense: 999
SIGN    Magagamo
SIGN    Demon Lord
SIGN     Sex: Female

SIGN     Level: 999
SIGN    E Lucifer Sword
SIGN    E Devil's Necklace
SIGN    E Aura of the Abyss
SIGN    E Dragon Tail

SIGN    Strength: 999
SIGN     Agility: 999
SIGN     Vitality: 999
SIGN    Resilience: 999
SIGN    Intelligence: 999
SIGN     Willpower: 999
SIGN     Luck: 999
SIGN     Max HP: 999
SIGN     Max MP: 999
SIGN     Attack: 999
SIGN     Defense: 999
SIGN     Magayoshi
SIGN    Demon God
SIGN     Sex: Female

SIGN     Level: 999
SIGN    E God Slayer Excalicali
SIGN    E God Slayer Excalicali
SIGN    E Cheap Piercings
SIGN    E Favorite Scrunchy
SIGN    E Favorite Scrunchy
SIGN    E Dollar Store Boots
SIGN    E Dollar Store Boots
SIGN    Strength: 999
SIGN     Agility: 999
SIGN     Vitality: 999
SIGN    Resilience: 999
SIGN    Intelligence: 7

SIGN     Willpower: 999
SIGN     Luck: 999
SIGN     Max HP: 999
SIGN     Max MP: 999
SIGN     Attack: 999
SIGN     Defense: 999
SIGN    Magayoshi(Destroy)
SIGN    Magayoshi(Destroy)
SIGN     Demon God
SIGN     Sex: Female

SIGN     Level: 999
SIGN    E Demon God Fist
SIGN    E Demon God Cap
SIGN    E Demon God Breastplate
SIGN    E Demon God Breastplate
SIGN    E Demon God Pauldrons
SIGN    E Demon God Pauldrons
SIGN    Strength: 9999
SIGN     Agility: 9999
SIGN     Vitality: 9999
SIGN    Resilience: 9999
SIGN    Intelligence: 1

SIGN     Willpower: 9999
SIGN     Luck: 9999
SIGN     Max HP: 9999
SIGN     Max MP: 9999
SIGN     Attack: 9999
SIGN     Defense: 9999
SIGN    Senpai! Let's Go to the Beach!!
[13:28] A
    It's blazing hot today, and the
    beach is bustling with people.
[13:34] B
    It's summer break. You gotta hit the beach!
[13:37] C
    It's hot, but beaches are the best.
[13:39] B
    I know, right?
[13:41] C
    Right?
[13:42] B
    Right?
[13:45] Senpai
    No way.
[13:46] Senpai
    The beach in the summer?
[13:47] Senpai
    Thank goodness for air conditioning.
SIGN    Calling
SIGN    Nagatoro
[13:56] Senpai
    H-Hello?
[13:58] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[13:59] Nagatoro
    I bet you're wasting your summer
    watching TV and eating an ice pop.
[14:04] Senpai
    Wh-What do you want?
[14:06] Nagatoro
    Summer's going to be over before you know it,
    and you'll have done nothing.
[14:16] Nagatoro
    In light of that, let's go to the beach!
[14:31] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[14:32] Nagatoro
    Over here.
[14:35] Gamo
    Wow, Paisen actually showed up.
[14:37] Yoshi
    That's hilarious.
[14:38] Senpai
    Her friends are here, too.
[14:40] Gamo
    Man, you're the last person I'd
    expect to see on the summer beach.
[14:46] Yoshi
    Out of place!
[14:47] Yoshi
    Out of place!
[14:48] Senpai
    Shut up.
[14:50] Nagatoro
    Nah, not necessarily.
[14:52] Nagatoro
    Senpai would be like those things
    scuttling around the rocks.
[14:57] Nagatoro
    Sea lice!
[14:58] Gamo
    Cackle! Cackle!
[15:03] Gamo
    Hear that? Sea Louse Paisen.
[15:05] Yoshi
    Sea Louse Senpai!
[15:06] Senpai
    Who are you calling a sea louse?
[15:08] Nagatoro
    Oh, my bad.
[15:11] Nagatoro
    Sea lice live in groups.
[15:13] Nagatoro
    Unlike loners like you, Senpai.
[15:16] Nagatoro
    You're one of the odd ones out.
[15:18] Nagatoro
    Loner sea louse!
[15:19] Gamo
    Cackle! Cackle!
[15:21] Nagatoro
    Loner Louse Senpai!
[15:23] Gamo
    Loner Louse!
[15:24] Nagatoro
    Loner Louse! Loner Louse!
[15:26] Senpai
    They're so excited.
[15:29] Senpai
    Maybe coming close to the beach
    brings out their popular kid spirit.
[15:33] A
    Loner Louse!
[15:43] A
    Splash!
[15:44] Senpai
    I'm actually here.
[15:47] Senpai
    The beach in summer.
[15:51] Senpai
    There we go.
[16:00] Senpai
    What are you looking at, Paisen?
[16:03] Senpai
    I-I'm not looking!
[16:05] Gamo
    Don't you think that's a bit too
    much ogling, even for a virgin?
[16:09] Yoshi
    Ogling!
[16:10] Senpai
    N-No! I'm not...
[16:14] Gamo
    What?
[16:15] Gamo
    I couldn't hear you.
[16:18] Yoshi
    Boo!
[16:21] Gamo
    He's, like, "Uwah!"
[16:23] Yoshi
    So funny.
[16:25] Senpai
    I-I'm going to buy drinks.
[16:26] Gamo
    Get me something, too.
[16:28] Yoshi
    Me, too.
[16:30] Nagatoro
    Senpai.
[16:37] Nagatoro
    Something for me, too.
[16:41] Senpai
    R-Right.
[16:49] Gamo
    All right, let's swim.
[16:51] Yoshi
    Swim! Swim!
[16:53] Nagatoro
    Come on, Senpai! Let's swim.
[16:55] Senpai
    I-I'm not swimming.
[16:58] Gamo
    What?!
[17:03] Nagatoro
    Yup, he's definitely...
[17:05] Nagatoro
    ...a loner sea louse.
[17:14] Yoshi
    Go, go, both of you!
[17:21] Yoshi
    Hayacchi wins!
[17:28] Nagatoro
    Yeah!
[17:29] Gamo
    Damn it!
[17:30] Nagatoro
    You didn't actually think you'd
    beat a swim club member, did you?
[17:33] Gamo
    You're just filling in.
[17:36] Yoshi
    I'll race you, too.
[17:37] Gamo
    All right, it's on.
[17:42] Gamo
    Let him be.
[17:44] Gamo
    He wants to be a loner louse.
[17:48] Senpai
    What the hell am I doing?
[17:51] Senpai
    This is a hangout for popular kids.
[17:55] Senpai
    There's nothing good about being outside.
[18:00] Nagatoro
    What's up, Senpai?
[18:04] Senpai
    I'm sketching.
[18:07] Nagatoro
    Hey, do you not know how to swim?
[18:10] Senpai
    W-Well...
[18:11] Senpai
    I can swim, kinda.
[18:14] Senpai
    I just hate how it hurts
    when you get sunburned.
[18:17] Nagatoro
    That's true.
[18:18] Nagatoro
    You're a pale bean sprout.
[18:20] Senpai
    Who are you calling a bean sprout?!
[18:22] Nagatoro
    Don't worry about sunburn, though.
[18:25] Nagatoro
    I'll put some sunscreen on you, Senpai.
[18:28] Senpai
    I-It's fine!
[18:32] Nagatoro
    Hey, you did bring your swimsuit.
[18:36] Senpai
    It's only just in case!
[18:38] Nagatoro
    This is that case.
[18:45] Nagatoro
    Okay, lie down flat.
[18:47] Senpai
    This is bad.
[18:48] Senpai
    She's going to put sunscreen on me, and...
[18:53] Senpai
    S-Stop!
[18:55] Senpai
    She's dragging me into the water!
[19:05] Nagatoro
    It's okay.
[19:08] Nagatoro
    I'll put it on gently.
[19:10] Senpai
    W-Wait!
[19:12] Senpai
    Isn't that s-something you do
    with someone you're dating?
[19:19] Senpai
    Y-You and I aren't like that.
[19:23] Senpai
    Besides, if the kids from school found out,
[19:27] ---
    they're going to give you hell, too.
[19:32] Nagatoro
    You're right.
[19:33] Nagatoro
    We aren't dating or anything.
[19:42] Nagatoro
    I guess I'll put it on rough.
[19:46] Senpai
    Wh-What are you...
[19:49] Nagatoro
    You deserve to be treated rough, Senpai.
[20:02] Nagatoro
    You look so pathetic, Senpai.
[20:10] Nagatoro
    What?
[20:11] Yoshi
    N-Nothing, it just looked kind of fun.
[20:13] Nagatoro
    I'm not having fun.
[20:15] Yoshi
    Are you sure?
[20:21] Nagatoro
    Stop that!
[20:22] Gamo
    Oh, come on.
[20:24] Yoshi
    Come on!
[20:25] Nagatoro
    I said, no!
[20:27] Gamo
    Why not? Just a little.
[20:29] Yoshi
    Just a little!
[20:30] Nagatoro
    No!
[20:31] Nagatoro
    He's going to break.
[20:33] Senpai
    Just get off of me, already!
[20:39] Yoshi
    We used up the whole bottle.
[20:41] Gamo
    That should be enough for Bean Sprout Senpai.
[20:46] Nagatoro
    Come on, Senpai. Now that you're
    all set, we're going swimming.
[20:47] Gamo
    See you.
[20:48] Yoshi
    See you.
[20:49] Senpai
    Hey!
[20:54] Gamo
    Paisen's floating.
[20:56] Yoshi
    I thought he'd sink.
[20:58] Nagatoro
    It's easier to float in
    seawater than freshwater.
[21:02] Gamo
    I see.
[21:19] Nagatoro
    So tired.
[21:20] Yoshi
    There!
[21:23] Senpai
    They're so full of energy.
[21:30] Nagatoro
    Senpai, did you get sunburned?
[21:32] Senpai
    Not with all that sunscreen.
[21:36] Senpai
    It's the muscle aches that are killing me.
[21:39] Nagatoro
    You're out of shape, Senpai.
[21:43] Nagatoro
    What did you think, though?
[21:44] Nagatoro
    Wasn't it fun being on
    the beach in the summer?
[21:48] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[21:50] Senpai
    For a change, I guess.
[23:26] Sakura
    Points of improvement for today.
[23:28] Senpai
    You're that mage.
[23:29] Sakura
    Senpai-kun, let me tell you a secret.
[23:32] Senpai
    What secret?
[23:33] Sakura
    Stay at this inn, and you'll
     attain "Virgin for Life EX."
[23:38] Senpai
    That's an upgrade!