E6 - How Are Your Fortunes This Year, Senpai?

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[00:02] Nagatoro
    Hey, Onee-chan...
[00:04] Anetoro
    What is it, Hayase-chan?
[00:06] Nagatoro
    What would make a good Christmas present?
[00:10] Anetoro
    Hm?
[00:11] Anetoro
    Is it for someone dear to you?
[00:15] Nagatoro
    I-It's nothing like that!
[00:19] Anetoro
    Mhm.
[00:20] Anetoro
    Maybe something consumable, then.
[00:22] Nagatoro
    Consumable?
[00:24] Anetoro
    Snacks, bath salts...
[00:26] Anetoro
    Some kind of gift that you use up.
[00:28] Anetoro
    That way, you don't have to worry
    about any lingering feelings.
[00:32] Nagatoro
    Consumables...
[00:33] Anetoro
    They aren't special to you, right?
    So that's probably better.
[00:37] Nagatoro
    I guess so, but...
[00:40] Anetoro
    But if you want something that'll last,
[00:42] Anetoro
    how about something they
    could use on a daily basis?
[00:50] Nagatoro
    Thanks, Onee-chan!
[00:52] Anetoro
    You're welcome, Hayase-chan.
[00:54] Anetoro
    I have an idea for a gift that'll
     never be thrown away!
[00:59] Anetoro
    A life-sized Onee-chan doll!
[01:02] Anetoro
    No thanks!
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    How Are Your Fortunes This Year, Senpai?
SIGN    How Are Your Fortunes This Year, Senpai?
[02:45] Nagatoro
    It's super pretty, huh, Senpai?
[02:56] Senpai
    Um...
[02:57] Senpai
    Here.
[02:59] Nagatoro
    For me?
[03:01] Senpai
    S-Since it's Christmas...
[03:15] Senpai
    Another gross dream.
[03:21] Senpai
    How's she...
[03:25] Senpai
    going to react?
[03:43] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[03:45] Nagatoro
    Do you know what day it is today?
[03:49] Senpai
    Closing ceremonies.
[03:51] Nagatoro
    Yeah, right, sure.
[03:52] Nagatoro
    Closing ceremonies just finished.
[03:56] Nagatoro
    And?
[03:57] Nagatoro
    What else?
[04:00] Senpai
    Ch-Christmas...
[04:01] Nagatoro
    Eve!
[04:03] Nagatoro
    The great big romantic
    event that is Christmas!
[04:06] Nagatoro
    Where couples talk about
    love and share gifts.
[04:11] Nagatoro
    Christmas Eve!
SIGN    Menacing
[04:15] Senpai
    She's so hyper.
[04:17] Senpai
    She's ready to toy with
    me about Christmas stuff.
[04:21] Senpai
    Then again...
[04:22] Senpai
    It's just another miserable
    day for all the loners.
[04:26] Senpai
    Isn't that right?
[04:28] Nagatoro
    But it's true, isn't it?
[04:32] Nagatoro
    You're alone on Christmas, Senpai.
[04:37] Senpai
    Guess I'll just hand this
    over and get out of here.
[04:40] Senpai
    Here, take it.
[04:42] Senpai
    Bye!
SIGN    Library
[04:43] Nagatoro
    Poor you, Senpai.
[04:46] Nagatoro
    Don't you have anyone to play with you?
[04:49] Gamo
    Hey there, you two.
[04:51] Gamo
    Perfect timing.
[04:57] Gamo
    There are two kinds of women.
[05:00] Gamo
    The two kinds being...
[05:01] Gamo
    Those who have a man and those who don't!
[05:04] Yoshi
    Grrrr...
[05:06] Nagatoro
    Right.
[05:08] Rabi
    Sorry about today.
[05:10] Sakura
    I'd rather hang out with you guys...
[05:13] Sakura/Rabi
    ...but it's Christmas Eve!
[05:17] Sakura
    We simply can't.
[05:19] Rabi
    Right!
[05:20] Gamo; Nekopa
    Annoying gloating...
[05:21] Yoshi
    Annoying!
[05:23] Gamo
    All right!
[05:23] Gamo
    Team Manless are pulling
    an all-night karaoke party!
[05:26] Yoshi
    They may take our men,
    but never our karaoke!
[05:30] Senpai
    I'm not even going to have a
    chance to give her the gift.
[05:37] Senpai
    I-Is that...
[05:41] Senpai
    It can't be!
[06:06] Gamo
    You're joining us for all-night karaoke, right?
[06:09] Nagatoro
    E-Er... Hmm...
[06:12] Nekopa
    But isn't that your guy next to you?
[06:19] Nagatoro
    N-No way!
[06:21] Nagatoro
    I'm just toying with him for fun.
[06:24] Gamo
    So you're joining us at karaoke, then.
[06:34] Gamo
    You're joining the karaoke group,
    too, right, Paisen?
[06:39] Gamo
    So? What's it gonna be?
[06:41] Yoshi
    Indeed!
[06:43] Senpai
    W-Well...
[06:45] Senpai
    I forgot something in the club room.
[06:48] Senpai
    So I'll stay here and...
[06:50] Nagatoro
    Ah!
[06:51] Nagatoro
    Oh, yeah!
[06:53] Nagatoro
    I feel like I might have forgotten
    something or other, too.
[06:56] Nagatoro
    Let's go, Senpai!
[07:02] Nagatoro
    Run!
[07:04] Sakura
    That was pretty obvious, huh?
[07:06] Yoshi
    Hella sus!
[07:07] Gamo
    Paisen's trying his best, though.
[07:13] Nagatoro
    Senpai, have you found
    what you're looking for?
[07:17] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[07:18] Senpai
    Guess I'll just take some
    pencils or something.
[07:33] Senpai
    H-Hey...
[07:35] Nagatoro
    Hm? What is it?
[07:49] Senpai
    What the hell are you doing, President?!
[07:53] President
    I won't be seeing this club
    room much in the future.
[07:56] President
    So I'm letting it soak into my skin.
[07:58] Nagatoro
    Hurry up and graduate, you skeevy bunny!
[08:01] President
    Never mind me.
[08:02] President
    What are you two doing?
[08:05] President
    A rendezvous?
[08:06] Nagatoro
    No!
[08:08] Nagatoro
    We're leaving, Senpai!
[08:11] Announcement
    The school is now closing.
[08:13] Announcement
    If you are in the building,
    please leave quickly.
[08:18] Senpai
    What do I do?
[08:19] Senpai
    Should I give it to her on the way home?
[08:22] Senpai
    Maybe, but...
[08:23] Senpai
    What if someone sees us?
[08:26] Senpai
    Where could we go where people won't see us?
[08:32] Nagatoro
    It's Yamaguchi-sensei!
    He's really strict about school policies!
[08:35] Nagatoro
    He'll kick us out if he sees us!
SIGN    Nurse's Office
[08:38] Senpai
    Th-The nurse's office!
[08:40] Nagatoro
    G-Got it!
[08:51] Nagatoro
    Uh-oh. I got dragged into the nurse's office.
[08:54] Nagatoro
    Are you going to do naughty things to me?
[08:56] Senpai
    I'm not!
[08:58] Senpai
    It doesn't seem right giving
    her the gift here, but...
[09:02] Senpai
    I don't know if I'll have
    another opportunity later.
[09:07] Senpai
    H-Hey...
[09:09] Nagatoro
    Hm?
[09:10] Nagatoro
    What is it?
[09:12] Sakura
    Hold still.
[09:15] Guy A
    You're pretty forward, Sakura-san.
[09:18] Sakura
    Am I, though?
[09:21] Guy A
    Shouldn't we take more time
    for these kinds of things?
[09:25] Sakura
    You're so proper.
[09:29] Guy A
    Hey, w-wait...
[09:49] Senpai
    R-Rooftop!
[09:50] Nagatoro
    Roger!
[09:55] Senpai
    No one's going to interrupt us on the rooftop.
[10:04] Announcement
    The school is now closing.
[10:07] Announcement
    If you are in the building,
    please leave quickly.
[10:11] Couple boy
    She says we have to leave.
[10:13] Couple girl
    We still have time.
[10:16] Nagatoro
    Wanna leave?
[10:18] Senpai
    Y-Yeah...
[10:28] Senpai
    H-Here.
[10:36] Senpai
    It's cold, so...
[10:43] Nagatoro
    Can I open it?
[10:45] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[10:56] Nagatoro
    Thanks, Senpai.
[11:04] Nagatoro
    Do I look good?
[11:05] Senpai
    I-I guess.
[11:08] Nagatoro
    Okay, here's yours, then.
[11:10] Senpai
    Th-Thanks.
[11:15] Nagatoro
    I can't believe we got the same thing.
[11:17] Nagatoro
    So creepy.
[11:19] Nagatoro
    Stop copying me, Senpai!
[11:22] Senpai
    I-I'm not.
[11:23] Nagatoro
    Creep! Creep! Creep!
[11:30] Gamo
    I hope for eternal peace
[11:36] Gamo
    It's what I've been given since the beginning
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
[11:53] Male host
    The year is almost over.
[11:54] Female host
    It sure is.
[11:56] Male host
    We have the perfect song for the occasion.
[11:58] Senpai
    It's almost the end of the year...
[12:00] Female host
    It was one of this year's most popular songs.
SIGN    Nagatoro
[12:06] Senpai's Mom
    Your friend?
[12:07] Senpai
    K-Kinda.
[12:08] Senpai
    Something like that.
[12:10] Nagatoro
    Do you do the New Year shrine visit, Senpai?
[12:14] Senpai
    No.
[12:15] Senpai
    I haven't gone since I was a kid.
[12:16] Nagatoro
    I figured.
[12:18] Nagatoro
    You're definitely not the type to go.
[12:21] Nagatoro
    Locking yourself in your room and sleeping in
     on New Year's Day is more your speed.
[12:29] Nagatoro
    You roll yourself up in your futon and
    roll around all day like a caterpillar.
[12:36] Nagatoro
    Eventually, your futon grows hair,
    and you become a hairy caterpillar!
[12:38] Nagatoro
    Gross!
[12:40] Senpai
    I-I was going to go this year.
[12:45] Nagatoro
    The best shrine around here to visit for
     New Year's has to be the Ishido Shrine.
[12:50] Senpai
    Yeah, I guess so.
[12:52] Nagatoro
    Okay. Happy New Year!
SIGN    Dec. 31
[12:59] Senpai
    I figured...
[13:00] Nagatoro
    All right, I'll be waiting
    at six o' clock at the torii!
[13:03] Nagatoro
    I'll smack you if you're late!
[13:05] Nagatoro
    Creepy, creepy, creep, creep!
[13:05] Senpai
    ...she'd say something like that.
[13:08] Senpai
    No, no, no.
[13:09] Senpai
    Why am I getting my hopes up?
SIGN    Fortunes
SIGN    Relationship
    Fortunes
SIGN    Fortunes
[13:32] Senpai
    She's not here...
[13:35] Senpai
    Maybe I should have invited her.
[13:38] Senpai
    No, no, no!
[13:41] Nagatoro
    What a failure.
[13:44] Nagatoro
    You're such a failure, Senpai.
[13:48] Senpai
    Nagatoro?!
[13:50] Nagatoro
    Happy New Year.
[13:53] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[13:54] Senpai
    Happy New Year.
[13:56] Senpai
    Wh-What's up with the outfit?
[13:58] Nagatoro
    I've always wanted to wear one of
    these, so I took up a job here.
[14:01] Nagatoro
    What do you think?
[14:03] Nagatoro
    Isn't it cute?
[14:07] Woman A
    It's a shrine priestess!
[14:09] Woman B
    Cute!
[14:11] Senpai
    S-Sure.
[14:15] Nagatoro
    "S-Sure," he says!
[14:18] Nagatoro
    You sound like such a virgin.
[14:20] Nagatoro
    Oh, wait, you are!
[14:23] Nagatoro
    Sorry!
[14:24] Senpai
    Why would you say that
    in a priestess outfit?!
[14:27] Nagatoro
    You're beet red, Senpai!
[14:30] Nagatoro
    Such a virgin!
[14:32] Nagatoro
    That's his New Year's Creepolution!
[14:34] Nagatoro
    Creepy, creepy!
[14:35] Nagatoro
    Creepy, creepy!
[14:36] Senpai
    It's too early in the year
    for this kind of energy.
[14:39] Senpai
    So how am I a failure again?
[14:41] Nagatoro
    Senpai, what's the first thing
    you're supposed to do at a shrine?
[14:46] Nagatoro
    You're supposed to wash your hands.
[14:47] Senpai
    R-Right.
[14:48] Nagatoro
    After that, you rinse your mouth.
[14:54] Senpai
    A-Are you sure you shouldn't be working?
[14:58] Nagatoro
    Yeah, it's fine.
[15:00] Nagatoro
    There aren't that many
    visitors here right now.
[15:02] Nagatoro
    Besides...
[15:03] Nagatoro
    Part of my job is teaching failures like
    you how to make a proper shrine visit.
[15:11] Nagatoro
    Once you've cleansed
    yourself, it's time for...
[15:13] Nagatoro
    Fortune telling!
SIGN    Fortunes
SIGN    100 yen
[15:15] Senpai
    Is that a rule or something?
[15:17] Nagatoro
    No, not really.
[15:19] Senpai
    It isn't?
[15:20] Senpai
    Well, whatever.
[15:22] Nagatoro
    Thank you!
[15:23] Nagatoro
    Now, let's see your fortunes for this year...
[15:27] Nagatoro
    Oh, in case you're wondering, mine's...
SIGN    Fortunes
SIGN    Best Fortune
[15:31] Nagatoro
    Best Fortune!
[15:32] Nagatoro
    See? See?
[15:33] Nagatoro
    Best Fortune!
[15:34] Senpai
    She just made me do this so she could brag.
[15:39] Nagatoro
    Now, let's see if you can beat my luck!
[15:43] Senpai
    It's not a contest.
SIGN    Bad
[15:47] Nagatoro
    Bad!
[15:50] Nagatoro
    A fitting fortune for you, Senpai!
[15:53] Nagatoro
    Bad! Bad! Bad!
[15:53] Senpai
    Shut up.
SIGN    Awaited
    Persons
SIGN    Relationships
SIGN    Lost Items
SIGN    Competition
[15:59] Nagatoro
    Oh, crap.
[16:02] Nagatoro
    More guests are arriving.
[16:04] Senpai
    Okay.
[16:05] Senpai
    I don't want to be in the way, so...
[16:10] Senpai
    Bye.
[16:12] Nagatoro
    Later.
SIGN    Offerings
SIGN    Awaited Persons
SIGN    Relationships
SIGN    Lost Items
SIGN    Will not
    come
SIGN    Won't happen unless
    you take action
SIGN    Missing
[16:30] Nagatoro
    Two good luck charms.
[16:32] Nagatoro
    That'll be 400 yen.
[16:34] Miko A
    400 yen exactly. Thank you.
[16:40] Miko A
    What's wrong?
[16:42] Nagatoro
    Life doesn't really go the way you expect.
[16:45] Miko A
    Life, huh?
[16:47] Nagatoro
    Next customer, please.
[16:56] Nagatoro
    Wh-What do you want, Senpai?
[16:59] Senpai
    I...
[17:01] Nagatoro
    I...?
[17:05] Senpai
    I'd like a good luck charm.
[17:08] Senpai
    What the heck am I doing?!
[17:10] Senpai
    Be more clear!
[17:12] Senpai
    When do you get off work?
[17:14] Senpai
    Wanna hit the shrine when you're done?
[17:17] Senpai
    I'll be waiting.
[17:18] Senpai
    I can't!
[17:19] Senpai
    I can't possibly act that slick!
[17:22] Nagatoro
    That'll be 200 yen.
[17:27] Nagatoro
    Thank you.
[17:33] Senpai
    I'll...
[17:35] Senpai
    I'll be waiting.
[17:47] Senpai
    I'll be waiting.
SIGN    S
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[17:52] Senpai
    What am I, a stalker?!
[17:57] Nagatoro
    Pffft. Are you a stalker?
SIGN    Pfft
SIGN    Are you a stalker?
SIGN    Are you a stalker?
SIGN    No
SIGN    Are you a stalker?
SIGN    No
SIGN    S
    t
    a
    a
    a
    a
    r
    e
SIGN    S
    t
    a
    a
    a
    a
    r
    e
SIGN    Give me 20 minutes
SIGN    Offerings
[18:18] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[18:24] Nagatoro
    Please don't wander off after
    mumbling something like that.
[18:28] Senpai
    Sorry.
[18:30] Nagatoro
    You have talent as a future stalker.
[18:32] Senpai
    I'm sorry. Really.
[18:35] Nagatoro
    So, what's up?
[18:37] Nagatoro
    Whatcha waiting on me for?
[18:41] Senpai
    Well...
[18:43] Senpai
    I...
[18:44] Nagatoro
    I...?
[18:46] Senpai
    I thought we could visit the shrine together.
[18:50] Nagatoro
    With me?
[18:53] Senpai
    Er... Uh...
[19:06] Senpai
    Oh, yeah, isn't this shrine...
SIGN    Matchmaking
[19:09] Senpai
    A matchmaking shrine?!
[19:13] Nagatoro
    Senpai, what are you going to wish
    for at the matchmaking shrine?
[19:19] Senpai
    N-No...
[19:20] Senpai
    It has nothing to do with the
    fact that it's a matchmaking shrine.
[19:23] Nagatoro
    Are you sure?
[19:26] Nagatoro
    You aren't going to...
[19:28] Nagatoro
    make a wish that...
[19:30] Nagatoro
    I'll go out with you, are you?
[19:38] Nagatoro
    Give me a break!
[19:40] Senpai
    I-I-I'm not!
[19:43] Nagatoro
    Are you sure?
[19:45] Nagatoro
    I don't believe you.
[19:48] Senpai
    H-Hypothetically...
[19:50] Nagatoro
    Hypothetically?
[19:51] Senpai
    H-Hypothetically, okay?!
[19:53] Nagatoro
    Sure, sure, hypothetically.
[19:56] Senpai
    I-If I were to wish to g-go...
[20:01] Nagatoro
    G-G-Go?
[20:03] Senpai
    ...go out with you?
[20:06] Nagatoro
    Go out with me?
[20:11] Nagatoro
    If you were?!
[20:14] Senpai
    I'd rather not depend on the gods.
[20:18] Senpai
    I think I should make it happen myself.
[20:24] Senpai
    I'm just quoting the fortune.
[20:27] Nagatoro
    Well, good luck, then!
[20:30] Senpai
    It's j-j-just a hypothetical scenario!
[20:34] Nagatoro
    Sure, sure!
[20:35] Nagatoro
    It's hypothetical!
[21:03] Nagatoro
    So, what did you wish for in the end, Senpai?
[21:07] Senpai
    Family well-being.
[21:09] Nagatoro
    W-Wow, that's so plain.
[21:11] Senpai
    Wh-What's wrong with that?
[21:14] Senpai
    What about you, Nagatoro?
[21:16] Senpai
    What was your wish?
[21:17] Nagatoro
    Mine?
[21:20] Nagatoro
    My wish was...
[21:24] Nagatoro
    that I can...
[21:27] Nagatoro
    become your bride, Senpai.
[21:35] Senpai
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What?!
[21:38] Nagatoro
    Just kidding!
[21:42] Nagatoro
    Your bride?!
[21:44] Nagatoro
    Did you think I was serious?!
[21:46] Senpai
    Heck no.
[21:47] Nagatoro
    No, you totally took me seriously.
[21:51] Senpai
    Heck no.
[21:52] Nagatoro
    Liar! Liar!
[23:25] Nagatoro
    Points of improvement for today!
[23:27] Nagatoro
    Senpai, who asks for family
    well-being at a matchmaking shrine?
[23:30] Senpai
    What's wrong with that?
[23:31] Nagatoro
    You have to make a wish
    that's worth wishing for.
[23:33] Senpai
    Like?
[23:33] Nagatoro
    Like "make me popular."
[23:35] Senpai
    I think I'd rather just have
    another fun year, like last year.
[23:37] Nagatoro
    Stop acting so cool! Creep!