E2 - You Got Your Wish, Senpai! / 'Sup, Senpai?!

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[00:09] Senpai
    That looks good.
[00:12] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[00:25] Nagatoro
    What do you think of my hip motions?
[00:27] Nagatoro
    Come in, now!
[00:30] Nagatoro
    Find the right moment and slide in!
[00:32] Nagatoro
    Come on, hurry up!
[00:35] Senpai
    No, but when?
[00:46] Nagatoro
    You're such a pervert!
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    You Got Your Wish, Senpai !!
SIGN    Big Boob Vampires
[02:47] Senpai
    I couldn't wait to buy Big Boob Vampires*.
[02:49] Senpai
    I bought it on my way to school.
[02:52] Senpai
    It's the volume with the hot spring*
    chapter everyone's talking about!
[02:56] Person
    Pervert!
[02:57] Person
    Stop looking!
[03:06] Senpai
    Nagatoro!
[03:08] Nagatoro
    Senpai...
[03:13] Nagatoro
    'Sup?!
[03:14] Senpai
    Er, 'sup?
[03:17] Nagatoro
    What were you eating all by yourself?
[03:19] Senpai
    Y-Yakisoba.
[03:22] Senpai
    Want some?
[03:24] Nagatoro
    Why would you offer that to a girl?
[03:26] Nagatoro
    That's why you're not popular with girls.
[03:32] Nagatoro
    Anyway...
[03:34] Nagatoro
    Was it just me, or did you have
     a sketchy look in your eyes earlier?
[03:39] Senpai
    Wh-What are you talking about?
[03:41] Nagatoro
    You were like this.
[03:42] Nagatoro
    I got creepy vibes from you.
[03:46] Senpai
    I-I don't know what you're talking about.
[03:51] Nagatoro
    You were looking at something pervy.
[03:57] Nagatoro
    Let me see!
[03:58] Senpai
    It's nothing pervy!
[04:01] Nagatoro
    You're so obvious.
[04:03] Nagatoro
    You're a closet perv.
[04:05] Nagatoro
    You like sexy stuff.
[04:08] Senpai
    I-I-I-I'm not like that.
[04:13] Nagatoro
    If that's what you want, I can let you do it.
[04:19] Senpai
    D-Do it?!
[04:21] Nagatoro
    Gotcha!
[04:22] Senpai
    Hey!
[04:23] Senpai
    Give it back!
[04:23] Senpai
    Give it back!
[04:24] Senpai
    Give it back!
[04:25] Senpai
    Give it back!
[04:26] Senpai
    Give it back!
[04:30] Nagatoro
    You're so easy, Senpai.
[04:33] Nagatoro
    No way I'd do it with you.
[04:36] Nagatoro
    Did you get your hopes up?
[04:40] Nagatoro
    You need to know your place, pervy Senpai.
SIGN    What!?
[04:49] Nagatoro
    I knew it! It's a pervy thing!
[04:51] Senpai
    No! Those kinds of sexy scenes have
    always been a staple in shonen manga.
[04:56] Senpai
    I always buy it for the story!
[04:58] Senpai
    I mean, like, er, um...
[04:59] Nagatoro
    Now you're fast talking all of a sudden.
[05:01] Nagatoro
    You're so gross, Senpai.
[05:03] Senpai
    No, I...
[05:04] Nagatoro
    You say all that...
SIGN    Ack!
    Kyaa!
SIGN    Crash
SIGN    Squish
[05:06] Nagatoro
    But this is what you like, isn't it?
[05:09] Nagatoro
    What is this? Accidentally lucky?
[05:12] Senpai
    Th-That's...
[05:13] Nagatoro
    You want to play with someone's boobs right
    as you're falling, don't you, Senpai?
[05:18] Senpai
    S-Stop confusing fiction and reality.
[05:21] Nagatoro
    Senpai, you pervert.
[05:23] Senpai
    Th-That's just a silly bonus chapter.
[05:26] Senpai
    It's the main vampire story
     that I want to read.
[05:30] Nagatoro
    Vampire story?
[06:02] Nagatoro
    It was pervy, but it was
    actually pretty good.
[06:05] Senpai
    Right?
[06:06] Senpai
    Love and romance with an immortal.
[06:09] Senpai
    I love vampire stuff.
[06:13] Senpai
    But one of the characters kind
    of resembles you, didn't he?
[06:17] Senpai
    He runs around holding a bunch of
    garlic, which doesn't even work.
[06:21] Senpai
    He falls victim to the vampire's fangs...
[06:26] Senpai
    and gets the life sucked out of him.
[06:42] Senpai
    H-He's nothing like me.
[06:45] Nagatoro
    You'd be all right if you were
    attacked by a vampire, though.
[06:49] Senpai
    Huh? Why?
[06:52] Nagatoro
    Because you're a virgin.
[06:55] Nagatoro
    If you weren't a virgin...
[07:01] Nagatoro
    You'd end up a ghoul!
[07:02] Nagatoro
    A mindless ghoul!
[07:06] Nagatoro
    But you'll be fine.
[07:07] Nagatoro
    Good thing you're a virgin, huh?
[07:10] Senpai
    Shut up!
[07:12] Senpai
    H-How do y-you know I'm a v-v-virgin?
[07:18] Senpai
    You'd have to be a vampire or something.
[07:20] Nagatoro
    That's true.
[07:26] Nagatoro
    Want to find out, then?
[07:38] Nagatoro
    I'm kidding.
[07:41] Senpai
    R-Right. Of course.
[07:49] Nagatoro
    Can I try...
[07:50] Senpai
    Can you try...?
[07:52] Nagatoro
    ...taking a bite?
[07:55] Senpai
    No!
[07:55] Nagatoro
    I won't suck.
[07:57] Nagatoro
    I just want to try biting down.
[07:58] Senpai
    What is wrong with you?!
[07:59] Senpai
    Are you giving up on being human?
[08:01] Nagatoro
    I'm just pretending to suck your blood.
[08:03] Nagatoro
    Just pretending.
[08:05] Nagatoro
    See? My canine teeth are pretty sharp.
[08:09] Nagatoro
    I just want to try giving
    you a prick with this.
[08:19] Nagatoro
    I feel like I'm actually a vampire.
[08:23] Senpai
    Cut it out!
[08:33] Senpai
    G-Get off me.
[08:35] Nagatoro
    Nope.
[08:36] Nagatoro
    You're my prey now, Senpai.
[08:40] Senpai
    S-Someone would get the
    wrong idea if they saw us.
[08:44] Senpai
    Is that what you want?
[08:46] Nagatoro
    What do you mean, the wrong idea?
[08:50] Senpai
    W-Well, things and stuff.
[08:56] Nagatoro
    You have such a thin neck, Senpai.
[08:59] Senpai
    Stop! Stop it!
[09:01] Senpai
    H-Hang on!
[09:03] Nagatoro
    Why don't you shove me
    aside if you don't like it?
[09:07] Nagatoro
    Not that you could do it.
[09:16] Senpai
    Wait!
[09:20] Nagatoro
    Gross!
[09:21] Nagatoro
    Garlic breath!
[09:24] Nagatoro
    You're not getting away!
[09:28] Nagatoro
    Ow...
[09:42] Nagatoro
    You got your wish, Senpai!
[09:45] Nagatoro
    You got accidentally lucky!
[09:46] Senpai
    That's not how it works!
SIGN    Garlic
SIGN    Yakisoba
[10:06] Nagatoro
    Hey, hey, Senpai, was that the
    first time a girl touched you?
[10:10] Senpai
    Huh? T-Touched? Touched what?
[10:13] Nagatoro
    Well, was it?
[10:15] Senpai
    I-I don't know!
[10:18] Nagatoro
    You're beet red, Senpai.
[10:20] Nagatoro
    Let me guess...
[10:24] Nagatoro
    Did you get hard?
[10:27] Senpai
    Shut up!
[10:30] Nagatoro
    Want me to squeeze it again?
[10:42] Senpai
    Ow...
[10:45] Senpai
    Hey!
[10:52] Nagatoro
    See you, Senpai.
SIGN    Squish
[11:09] Nagatoro
    Senpai.
[11:11] Nagatoro
    Here.
[11:13] Nagatoro
    Squeeeeze...
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    'Sup, Senpai?!
[11:42] Senpai
    Okay, let's get started.
[11:47] Nagatoro
    Hello, Senpai!
[11:48] Senpai
    Wh-Why are you here?
[11:51] Senpai
    I was about to start drawing.
[11:53] Nagatoro
    Let's play a game.
[11:56] Senpai
    A game?
[11:59] Nagatoro
    The nipple guessing game!
[12:02] Nagatoro
    The rules are simple.
[12:04] Nagatoro
    You have to guess where the other person's
    nipples are from over their clothes.
[12:07] Nagatoro
    There!
[12:14] Senpai
    That's all you have to do.
[12:16] Senpai
    Okay?
[12:17] Nagatoro
    How is that okay?!
[12:19] Senpai
    B-Besides, guessing where
     a girl's n-nipples are...
[12:24] Senpai
    I'm not a groper.
[12:26] Nagatoro
    You react like such a virgin, Senpai.
[12:30] Senpai
    Wh-What does being a virgin
    have to do with it?
[12:32] Senpai
    There's no point in playing, even if I win.
[12:35] Nagatoro
    No, there is.
[12:37] Nagatoro
    A grand prize.
SIGN    You can ask me to do anything ticket
[12:44] Nagatoro
    A you-can-ask-me-to-do-anything ticket.
[12:48] Nagatoro
    Whenever I'm toying with you...
[12:55] Nagatoro
    You can use this...
[12:57] Senpai
    Stop!
[12:59] Nagatoro
    Okay.
[13:00] Nagatoro
    You can make me stop, just like that.
SIGN    You can ask me to do anything ticket
[13:03] Nagatoro
    It doesn't have to be such
    a boring order, either.
[13:07] Nagatoro
    You can use it to make me
     do something crazier.
[13:10] Senpai
    Something crazier?
[13:12] Nagatoro
    What? You want me to wear my swimsuit
    in the club room, you say?!
[13:17] Senpai
    I never said that!
[13:18] Nagatoro
    What? You want me to be a nude model?!
[13:23] Senpai
    You don't have to do that!
[13:25] Nagatoro
    I don't know...
[13:26] Nagatoro
    Why would you use the ticket like that?
[13:28] Nagatoro
    You're so nasty, Senpai.
[13:30] Nagatoro
    You're so nasty, Senpai.
[13:31] Senpai
    I don't care about using it
    for "crazy stuff,"
[13:32] Nagatoro
    You're so nasty, Senpai.
[13:34] ---
    but if I can use this to make her stop...
[13:38] Senpai
    You're so nasty, Senpai.
[13:39] Nagatoro
    F-Fine.
[13:40] Nagatoro
    I'll play.
[13:41] Senpai
    That's the spirit, Senpai.
[13:43] ---
    That's what I wanted to hear.
[13:47] Nagatoro
    Okay, here we go.
[13:50] Senpai
    I-It's sudden death, all right?
[13:58] Nagatoro
    I-I can do it.
[14:01] Nagatoro
    She's not going to guess right off the bat.
SIGN    Hunter
[14:32] Senpai
    B-Bulls-eye!
[14:39] Senpai
    Wait, she missed.
[14:42] Senpai
    She's off by just a bit.
[14:44] Senpai
    I'm not sure, but it's self-reported,
[14:48] ---
    so I can just tell her she missed.
[14:50] Senpai
    Y-You missed.
[14:54] Senpai
    Well, Senpai?
[14:56] Senpai
    Did I get you?
[14:59] Senpai
    N-No!
[15:01] Senpai
    Did I miss?
[15:02] Nagatoro
    You m-m—
[15:04] Nagatoro
    Well?
[15:05] Nagatoro
    Did I get you? Senpai?
[15:11] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[15:15] Senpai
    You got me!
[15:16] Senpai
    You got me!
[15:23] Nagatoro
    Okay, your turn, Senpai.
[15:26] Nagatoro
    Not that you have the guts to do it.
[15:29] Nagatoro
    Well, the you-can-ask-me-to-do-anything
    ticket is mine, then.
[15:34] Nagatoro
    What should I use it for?
[15:36] Senpai
    I'll do it.
[15:37] Nagatoro
    Are you sure you can?
[15:40] Senpai
    I said I'll do it.
[15:43] Nagatoro
    I see.
[15:46] Nagatoro
    Okay, go ahead.
[16:16] Nagatoro
    Time's up!
[16:18] Senpai
    Huh?!
[16:19] Senpai
    You never said anything about time!
[16:22] Nagatoro
    I forgot I was meeting my friends!
[16:25] Senpai
    H-Hey...
SIGN    Family Restaurant
[16:35] Senpai
    One of my favorite family restaurants,
    away from my school route.
[16:39] Senpai
    I can finally relax and work on my manga.
[16:43] Person A
    Oh, damn, I think we have the
    whole place to ourselves.
[16:46] Person B
    I told you.
[16:51] Senpai
    Nagatoro!
[16:52] Person C
    Where should we sit?
[16:56] Person C
    How about over there?
[17:02] Person B
    Huh, you have Koba-sensei for contemporary
    literature, too, Nagatoro-chan?
[17:07] Person B
    He never stops talking, does he?
[17:09] Senpai
    Those boys are from the class next to mine.
[17:14] Person C
    I heard you're in a band, right, Senpai?
[17:18] Person A
    Yeah. He's writing these awesome songs.
[17:21] Person B
    Don't tell them.
[17:24] Person C
    Is it like Yaba P?
[17:27] Person A
    Nah, it's not like that.
[17:30] Person A
    If I had to describe it,
    it's like an extension of art.
[17:34] Person A
    Want to give it a listen?
[17:38] Person A
    It's not the kind of simple crowd-pleasing
    melodies that you hear all the time.
[17:42] Person A
    My music incorporates the kind of artistic
    elements that come out of soul and hip-hop.
[17:49] Person C
    I'm going to the drink fountain.
[17:52] Person B
    Me, too, then.
[17:55] Person A
    Later.
[17:57] Person A
    Anyway, I think art is
    never really understood.
[18:01] Person A
    In fact, it's art because it's
    not understood, you know?
[18:04] Senpai
    Nagatoro looks pretty annoyed.
[18:08] Senpai
    I don't think that guy
    knows how sadistic she is.
[18:13] Senpai
    He's like a moth to the flame.
[18:16] Nagatoro
    Huh?
[18:17] Nagatoro
    This is music?
[18:19] Nagatoro
    I thought it was some kind of weird bug.
[18:24] Senpai
    Let's watch how she messes with you!
[18:30] Nagatoro
    I don't get it.
[18:32] Senpai
    Huh?
[18:33] Person A
    R-Really?
[18:35] Person A
    I guess it might have been
    a bit too sophisticated.
[18:38] Nagatoro
    It's not so much sophisticated as...
[18:42] Nagatoro
    I didn't really feel anything.
[18:45] Nagatoro
    It sounds like you aren't really into it.
[18:48] Nagatoro
    Am I wrong?
[18:51] Person A
    W-Well...
[18:54] Nagatoro
    That wasn't really the
    reaction I was expecting.
[18:58] Person A
    I'm going to the bathroom.
[19:02] Person B
    Say what?
[19:03] Person B
    Sorry about him.
[19:04] Person B
    He isn't really good at reading the room.
[19:07] Person B
    I wasn't going to bring him,
    but he insisted on coming.
[19:12] Person B
    You're pretty guarded, huh, Nagatoro-chan?
[19:16] Nagatoro
    Am I?
[19:18] Person B
    You don't have to be so cautious around us!
[19:20] Senpai
    This guy's persistent.
[19:21] Person B
    I went to a boys school for middle school,
[19:24] Person B
    so I don't really know
    how to deal with girls.
[19:27] Person B
    I've never played with a girls boobs, even.
[19:30] Person B
    I'm serious.
[19:33] Nagatoro
    What?
[19:34] Senpai
    You have no idea what's coming!
[19:36] Senpai
    I don't know if you're trying
    to take her guard down,
[19:38] ---
    but you've just made
    yourself vulnerable.
[19:40] Nagatoro
    Seriously?!
[19:42] Nagatoro
    You're that old and you've never touched
    a girl's boobs before? That's harsh.
[19:45] Nagatoro
    Go play with some konjac jelly or something.
[19:47] Nagatoro
    It would suit you.
[19:49] Senpai
    Get bullied and cry as I have!
[19:53] Nagatoro
    I'm not sure that's appropriate to say to
    someone you're meeting for the first time.
[20:06] Person B
    I-I'm going to the bathroom.
[20:11] Person C
    Huh?
[20:14] Person C
    Toro-chan, are you not interested
    in guys or something?
[20:17] Nagatoro
    Not really.
[20:19] Nagatoro
    It's just that those guys are boring.
[20:21] Person C
    I think they have a thing for you.
[20:25] Person C
    That's why I set you up with them.
[20:27] Nagatoro
    I told you to stop doing that!
[20:32] Nagatoro
    Jeez!
[20:33] Person C
    But they're so good-looking!
[20:44] Senpai
    Hold on...
[20:46] Senpai
    Am I the only one Nagatoro toys with?
[20:53] Nagatoro
    'Sup, Senpai?
[20:55] Nagatoro
    Are you on your way home, too?
[20:57] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[20:59] Nagatoro
    You have such a unique silhouette, Senpai.
[21:03] Nagatoro
    I can tell it's you from really far away.
[21:05] Nagatoro
    Like, "Look at that creepy thing over there!"
[21:08] Senpai
    Stop calling me creepy!
[21:12] Nagatoro
    You're really squiggly.
[21:16] Nagatoro
    Squiggle, squiggle.
[21:18] Nagatoro
    Squiggle, squiggle.
[21:19] Nagatoro
    Squiggle, squiggle.
[21:20] Nagatoro
    Squiggle, squiggle.
[21:23] Senpai
    Hey, Nagatoro...
[21:27] Nagatoro
    What is it, Senpai?
[21:28] Senpai
    No, it's nothing.
[21:30] Nagatoro
    What? What?
[21:32] Nagatoro
    I want to know.
[21:33] Senpai
    I s-said it's nothing.
[21:36] Nagatoro
    Ew, he's squiggling again.
[21:38] Nagatoro
    Gross.
[21:40] Senpai
    Sh-Shut up!
[21:41] Nagatoro
    Senpai's so gross.
[21:45] Nagatoro
    So gross!
[21:48] Nagatoro
    He's so gross!
[21:49] Senpai
    Stop calling me gross!
[21:51] Nagatoro
    He's so gross!
[21:53] Nagatoro
    He's going to be gross tomorrow, too!
[23:25] Nagatoro
    Points of improvement for today!
[23:27] Senpai
    Are we doing this every week?
[23:28] Nagatoro
    Is that the kind of manga you draw?
[23:30] Senpai
    It's similar.
[23:31] Nagatoro
    I bet the protagonist is like you,
    and he gets sucked on by a vampire all over.
[23:37] Senpai
    N-No...
[23:37] Nagatoro
    You're so obvious, Senpai.