# E1 - It's You and Me, Senpai~
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQ081W/its-you-and-me-senpai)
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
***SIGN*** Student Council Office
**[00:04] Council President**
It's late.
**[00:05] Council President**
The handwriting is messy.
**[00:06] Council President**
You used the wrong format.
**[00:08] Council President**
Do it over, dumbass.
**[00:12] Mashiro**
*My name is Mashiro Ai.*
**[00:14] Mashiro**
*I'm a first-year high school student.*
**[00:16] Mashiro**
* I've somehow become the*
* student council secretary.*
**[00:20] Council President**
Are you listening to me?!
**[00:22] Mashiro**
I-I'm listening, President!
**[00:24] Council President**
Less yapping, more writing.
**[00:27] Council President**
Want me to shut that mouth of yours?
**[00:35] Mashiro**
I'm late!
**[00:36] Mashiro**
I slept in because the president
had me working late.
**[00:44] Mashiro**
*The president's in the middle of an exam.*
***SIGN*** Student Council Office
**[00:59] Council President**
It was a lapse in judgment.
**[01:02] Council President**
I promise never to do it again.
**[01:05] Council President**
So please...
**[01:07] Mashiro**
Fine.
**[01:09] Mashiro**
I won't tell anyone.
**[01:11] Council President**
Secretary!
**[01:14] Mashiro**
But in return...
**[01:16] Council President**
In return?
**[01:21] Mashiro**
From now on, you're going to do
everything I tell you to, President.
**[01:29] Council President**
What...?!
***SIGN*** From now on,
you're going to
***SIGN*** do everything I tell you to...
***SIGN*** President
...♥
***SIGN*** What...?!
**[01:31] Senpai**
*What...?!*
***SIGN*** Art Room
**[01:36] Senpai**
*Why is it...*
***SIGN*** Slave of Love
**[01:38] Senpai**
*that this guy is so relatable?*
**[01:42] Senpai**
*And the girl seems familiar...*
***SIGN***
President...
**[01:46] Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[01:47] Nagatoro**
'Sup?!
**[01:51] Nagatoro**
I bought new loafers!
**[01:53] Nagatoro**
I like sneakers for their comfort,
**[01:57] Nagatoro**
but a high school girl's gotta be
able to wear loafers, am I right?
**[02:03] Nagatoro**
Ta-da!
**[02:05] Nagatoro**
What do you think, Senpai?
**[02:07] Nagatoro**
Is it electrifying?
**[02:13] Senpai**
S-Sure, they look good.
**[02:16] Nagatoro**
That's a weak reaction.
**[02:22] Nagatoro**
Hey, is that *Slave of Love?*
**[02:26] Nagatoro**
I didn't know you read shoujo manga, Senpai.
**[02:29] Senpai**
Wh-What's wrong with that?
**[02:31] Senpai**
I-I heard it's getting an anime adaptation,
so I bought it out of curiosity.
**[02:35] Nagatoro**
Oh, no.
**[02:36] Nagatoro**
I never said there's anything wrong.
**[02:38] Nagatoro**
I've been keeping up with it, too.
**[02:40] Senpai**
Really?
**[02:42] Nagatoro**
I mean, I don't normally read manga much.
***SIGN*** Slave of Love
***SIGN*** Anime adaptation announced!!
**[02:46] Ai**
President, are you listening?
**[02:46] Nagatoro**
But I feel weirdly close with
the protagonist, Ai-chan.
**[02:51] Nagatoro**
It cracks me up seeing the mega-sadistic
four-eyes get all teary-eyed.
**[02:56] Senpai**
*I'm sure it does.*
**[02:57] Nagatoro**
I bet you'd get all teary-eyed if
a girl did this kinda stuff to you.
**[03:02] Senpai**
No, not really.
**[03:04] Senpai**
It's nowhere near as bad as
how *someone* toys with me.
**[03:09] Senpai**
If you're so sure, why don't I hit
you with some *Slave of Love* play?
**[03:15] Nagatoro**
D-Do what you want.
**[03:18] Nagatoro**
No manga skit is going to mess me up.
**[03:21] Nagatoro**
Here.
**[03:22] Senpai**
Nah, not Volume 1.
**[03:24] Senpai**
They haven't gotten warmed up that early on.
**[03:28] Nagatoro**
The latest volume, though...
***SIGN*** Ack...
***SIGN*** Sorry.
***SIGN*** Drip
**[03:32] Senpai**
Sorry.
**[03:38] Mashiro**
Lick it off with your tongue,
Council President.
***SIGN*** Clean
it
with
your
tongue,
***SIGN*** President ♥
***SIGN*** Ugh...
**[03:43] Nagatoro**
Shoe-licking play!
**[03:45] Nagatoro**
Not bad for a shoujo manga!
**[03:48] Senpai**
This protagonist's messed up!
**[03:50] Senpai**
Th-This is taking it a little far.
**[03:56] Nagatoro**
Oh, whoopsies.
**[03:58] Nagatoro**
I got it on my loafer.
**[04:01] Senpai**
Seriously, stop!
**[04:21] Nagatoro**
Wait...
**[04:28] Nagatoro**
S-Senpai...
**[04:43] Nagatoro**
Th-Thanks, Senpai.
**[04:45] Senpai**
Wh-Whatever.
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** It's You and Me, Senpai~
***SIGN*** It's You and Me, Senpai~
**[06:39] Senpai**
*Nagatoro.*
**[06:46] Senpai**
*Come to think of it...*
**[06:48] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[06:50] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[06:52] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
Let's go to the beach!
**[06:59] Senpai**
*Maybe for once, I should be the one to...*
**[07:06] Senpai**
*No, no, no!*
**[07:07] Senpai**
*Hold up. Hold up.*
**[07:09] Senpai**
*What am I, a moth into the flame?*
**[07:13] Senpai**
*Wise men stay clear of danger.*
**[07:17] Senpai**
*Still, though...*
**[07:25] Nagatoro**
Creeper!
**[07:26] Nagatoro**
What are you doing?
**[07:27] Nagatoro**
Are you a stalker?
**[07:29] Nagatoro**
Creeper! Creeper!
**[07:29] Senpai**
N-No!
**[07:33] Nagatoro**
Man, that was crazy, even for you.
**[07:37] Nagatoro**
I could totally report you to the police.
**[07:39] Nagatoro**
Moments away from an incident!
**[07:42] Nagatoro**
You're lucky I'm a nice girl.
**[07:45] Nagatoro**
It's my duty as a citizen to report you,
but I'll give you a little bit of leeway.
**[07:50] Senpai**
I-I wasn't...
**[07:52] Senpai**
I just noticed you, so I thought
I'd talk to you. That's all.
**[08:02] Nagatoro**
I see.
**[08:03] Nagatoro**
All right.
**[08:04] Nagatoro**
I'll give you a lesson on how
to talk to people, Senpai.
**[08:10] Senpai**
I'm good.
**[08:12] Nagatoro**
Don't be so shy.
**[08:15] Nagatoro**
We're buddies, aren't we?
**[08:23] Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[08:28] Nagatoro**
That's Type A.
**[08:30] Nagatoro**
The most fundamental of all greetings.
**[08:32] Senpai**
That's a rather violent greeting.
**[08:35] Nagatoro**
What are you talking about?
**[08:37] Nagatoro**
You're expressing true
friendship through skinship.
**[08:40] Nagatoro**
Next, Type B.
**[08:41] Nagatoro**
Here we go!
**[08:42] Senpai**
There's more?
**[08:44] Nagatoro**
Obviously!
**[08:45] Nagatoro**
Let's keep going!
**[08:47] Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[08:51] Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[08:54] Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[08:56] Senpai**
Ow!
**[08:58] Senpai**
Don't you have a more normal greeting?
**[09:01] Nagatoro**
There's no such thing as a normal
greeting for a high school girl.
**[09:04] Senpai**
Really?
**[09:05] Nagatoro**
Okay, last one. Here I go!
**[09:08] Nagatoro**
The ultimate greeting.
**[09:11] Nagatoro**
Se-n...
**[09:15] Nagatoro**
pai!
**[09:24] Nagatoro**
How's that, Senpai?
**[09:26] Senpai**
No, err...
**[09:27] Senpai**
Y-Y-You're too close!
**[09:31] Nagatoro**
Nah, nah.
**[09:32] Nagatoro**
This is totally normal for high school girls.
**[09:35] Senpai**
N-No way.
**[09:38] Senpai**
*Damn it!*
**[09:39] Senpai**
*She's totally messing with me.*
**[09:41] Nagatoro**
Okay, your turn, Senpai.
**[09:44] Nagatoro**
Try one on me.
**[09:46] Senpai**
No way!
**[09:47] Senpai**
I'm not doing that!
**[09:48] Nagatoro**
Senpai, you're a wuss.
**[09:52] Senpai**
Shut up!
**[09:53] Senpai**
I can't do it!
**[09:54] Senpai**
S-S-Skinship with a girl?!
**[09:57] Nagatoro**
I see.
**[09:58] Nagatoro**
Maybe I'll tell everyone at school, then.
**[10:01] Senpai**
T-Tell them what?
**[10:03] Nagatoro**
That I glomped you, and you got hard.
**[10:09] Nagatoro**
Ew, Senpai!
**[10:11] Nagatoro**
You're so gross!
**[10:12] Nagatoro**
All I did was hug you!
**[10:15] Senpai**
Wh-What are you talking about?!
**[10:17] Senpai**
I-I-I'm not actually...
**[10:18] Nagatoro**
Everyone, get this!
**[10:21] Nagatoro**
All I did was hug my senpai, and he—
**[10:28] Nagatoro**
Senpai, you're a loser!
**[10:31] Senpai**
Shut up!
**[10:39] Senpai**
*What if I actually...*
**[10:43] Senpai**
*smacked her on the head right now?*
**[10:48] Senpai**
*How would Nagatoro react?*
**[10:53] Senpai**
*If I actually hugged her from behind...*
**[11:00] Senpai**
*How would she react?*
**[11:03] Senpai**
*No, no!*
**[11:04] Senpai**
*What are you thinking?*
**[11:19] Senpai**
S-S-S-S-Sorry!
**[11:28] Senpai**
Sorry.
**[11:38] Gamo**
'Sup?!
**[11:39] Yoshi**
'Sup?!
**[11:40] Nagatoro**
'Sup?
**[11:42] Senpai**
* I knew it! High school girls*
* just use normal greetings!*
**[11:47] Gamo**
What're you up to?
**[11:48] Senpai**
Nothing.
**[11:49] Gamo**
Let us join.
**[11:51] Yoshi**
Join!
**[11:53] Senpai**
I said we're not doing anything.
**[11:55] Yoshi**
You suck.
**[11:56] Gamo**
Oh, yeah.
**[11:58] Gamo**
Are you down to do the thing
after school, Hayacchi?
**[12:00] Senpai**
The thing?
**[12:03] Yoshi**
The *thing!*
**[12:04] Senpai**
Oh.
**[12:05] Senpai**
I'm down.
**[12:06] Gamo**
All right, we're doing it.
**[12:08] Nagatoro**
Senpai, let's go party.
**[12:11] Senpai**
P-Party?
**[12:13] Nagatoro**
That's right.
**[12:14] Nagatoro**
The culture festival after-party.
**[12:16] Gamo**
Okay, see you after school.
**[12:17] Gamo**
I'll text you once I'm
done dealing with stuff.
**[12:19] Yoshi**
Text.
**[12:20] Nagatoro**
Later.
**[12:21] Gamo**
Later.
**[12:22] Nagatoro**
Can't wait, huh, Senpai?
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** Art Room
**[12:49] Senpai**
*The culture festival after-party...*
**[12:52] Senpai**
* I'm sure it's at the usual*
* family restaurant, but...*
**[12:55] Nagatoro**
Senpai...
**[12:59] Nagatoro**
Is it just me, or is it cold today?
**[13:02] Senpai**
The AC is messed up.
**[13:04] Nagatoro**
Seriously?
**[13:07] Senpai**
It's ancient, so...
**[13:10] Nagatoro**
Well, whatever.
**[13:11] Nagatoro**
This calls for...
**[13:13] Nagatoro**
tights!
**[13:15] Nagatoro**
It's winter soon, after all.
**[13:17] Nagatoro**
I bought them the other day.
**[13:19] Senpai**
Huh...
**[13:20] Senpai**
I'm surprised, though.
**[13:22] Senpai**
You didn't seem like the type to wear those.
**[13:27] Nagatoro**
Are you saying I'm like a grade-school kid
who wears shorts and short sleeves all year?
**[13:32] Senpai**
No, not really, but...
**[13:35] Senpai**
Girls wear skirts for their uniforms,
**[13:37] Senpai**
so you'd think you'd be less
prone to getting cold than guys.
**[13:40] Nagatoro**
Senpai...
**[13:42] Nagatoro**
Girls' fashion is all about grit!
**[13:45] Nagatoro**
On windy days, on snowy days...
**[13:48] Nagatoro**
Skirts are to be worn with willpower!
**[13:51] Senpai**
Huh... That's rough.
**[13:54] Nagatoro**
But sometimes we want warmth, too.
**[14:08] Senpai**
I see...
**[14:09] Senpai**
Tights, huh?
**[14:11] Senpai**
You gotta do what you gotta do.
**[14:17] Nagatoro**
"You gotta do what you gotta do"?
**[14:24] Nagatoro**
What do you mean by,
"You gotta do what you gotta do"?
**[14:31] Nagatoro**
You mean you're disappointed, don't you?
**[14:35] Nagatoro**
You're disappointed you don't get to
see my bare legs anymore, aren't you?
**[14:40] Senpai**
N-No!
**[14:41] Nagatoro**
Senpai's obsessed with my bare legs!
**[14:45] Nagatoro**
Ew! Creep!
**[14:46] Senpai**
I'm not!
**[14:48] Nagatoro**
Okay, you put these on me, then.
**[14:52] Senpai**
What?!
**[14:53] Senpai**
Wh-Why would I do that?
**[14:55] Nagatoro**
So I can observe you up-close to see
if you're obsessed with my bare legs.
**[15:04] Nagatoro**
Come on, Senpai.
**[15:06] Nagatoro**
Hurry up and put it on me.
**[15:17] Nagatoro**
You're taking forever, Senpai.
**[15:20] Nagatoro**
Couldn't you be a bit smoother?
**[15:23] Nagatoro**
Oh, right, you can't. You're a virgin.
**[15:27] Senpai**
*Damn it...*
**[15:29] Senpai**
* Just pretend I'm bagging a daikon*
* radish and get it done quickly.*
**[15:38] Senpai**
*So soft.*
**[15:40] Senpai**
*It's nothing like a radish.*
**[15:43] Senpai**
*It's soft and smooth, yet firm and supple.*
**[15:48] Senpai**
*A girl's leg...*
**[15:50] Senpai**
*Nagatoro's leg!*
**[16:00] Nagatoro**
What are you getting all tense about?!
**[16:02] Nagatoro**
Hurry up and put it on, please!
**[16:06] Senpai**
*Clear your mind...*
**[16:10] Senpai**
*So soft!*
**[16:12] Senpai**
*No!*
**[16:13] Senpai**
*Clear your mind...*
**[16:15] Senpai**
*So soft!*
**[16:16] Senpai**
*Clear your mind...*
**[16:23] Nagatoro**
That's enough!
**[16:25] Nagatoro**
I'll finish putting it on myself!
**[16:28] Senpai**
Okay!
**[16:29] Senpai**
Okay, already!
**[16:30] Nagatoro**
Your hand movements are way too pervy!
**[16:34] Senpai**
I wasn't trying to...
**[16:35] Senpai**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[16:40] Nagatoro**
What do you think?
**[16:43] Senpai**
I-I mean, they look okay, I guess.
**[16:48] Nagatoro**
Senpai, do you have a tights fetish?
**[16:51] Senpai**
N-No!
**[16:56] Nagatoro**
Gamo-chan says they're ready to go.
***SIGN*** Fukkura Sushi
**[17:04] Senpai**
I don't have much money.
**[17:06] Nagatoro**
Don't worry.
**[17:08] Nagatoro**
We have the money from our straps.
**[17:10] Nagatoro**
You can eat all you want.
**[17:12] Senpai**
R-Really?
**[17:14] Sakura**
First bite's gotta be tuna, right?
**[17:17] Yoshi**
Tuna!
**[17:19] Nagatoro**
The smoked salmon's good.
**[17:21] Yoshi**
Salmon!
**[17:22] Gamo**
This is awesome.
**[17:24] Gamo**
I haven't had sushi in forever.
**[17:26] Yoshi**
Sushi!
**[17:27] Senpai**
*I feel so out of place.*
**[17:31] Senpai**
*I guess I'll focus on eating.*
**[17:34] Nagatoro**
Senpai, get me a negi toro.
**[17:37] Senpai**
S-Sure.
**[17:39] Sakura**
Urchin for me.
**[17:41] Gamo**
Fries for me.
**[17:45] Nagatoro**
Bonito.
**[17:47] Yoshi**
Karaage.
**[17:50] Sakura**
Eel.
**[17:53] Senpai**
*Shoot!*
**[17:54] Senpai**
*This seat's a trap!*
**[17:55] Nagatoro**
Tuna!
**[17:56] Senpai**
*The lane side is the slave's seat!*
**[17:56] Gamo**
Udon.
**[18:00] Nagatoro**
Work!
**[18:03] Senpai**
* They invited me so they*
* can work me to the bone!*
**[18:10] Nagatoro**
Senpai, what are you having next?
**[18:13] Senpai**
Amberjack, maybe?
**[18:22] Nagatoro**
Okay, amberjack. How much?
**[18:25] Senpai**
Thanks.
**[18:29] Nagatoro**
I'm going to treat you today.
**[18:32] Nagatoro**
I mean...
**[18:35] Nagatoro**
You were the one who worked the most
at the school festival, Senpai.
**[18:41] Nagatoro**
So you're the star of the show tonight.
**[18:44] Nagatoro**
Star here!
**[18:45] Nagatoro**
Treat him with respect, just for today.
**[18:48] Gamo**
A'ight.
**[18:49] Sakura**
Got it.
**[18:50] Gamo**
Offerings for Paisen.
**[18:52] Gamo**
Eat up, if you will.
**[18:55] Yoshi**
Karaage.
**[18:56] Sakura**
Have some salad, too.
**[18:58] Senpai**
Th-Thank you.
**[19:00] Sakura**
Senpai's more of a fish
type, don't you think?
**[19:04] Gamo**
Or an herbivore.
**[19:05] Yoshi**
Sheep?
**[19:06] Nagatoro**
You should eat tons of fatty stuff.
**[19:09] Nagatoro**
You're such a twig.
**[19:12] Senpai**
*I guess I had the wrong idea about them.*
**[19:15] Senpai**
*Looks like I can relax for today.*
**[19:17] Gamo**
Okay!
**[19:19] Gamo**
Special service for Paisen.
**[19:21] Gamo**
Put some salmon roe on top of the salmon...
**[19:25] Gamo**
Ta-da!
**[19:26] Gamo**
Salmon red caviar oyako sushi!
**[19:31] Gamo**
Try it, Paisen.
**[19:37] Senpai**
It's not bad.
**[19:38] Senpai**
They're the same species, so it makes sense.
**[19:41] Gamo**
Right?
**[19:42] Gamo**
Doesn't it elevate it a bit?
**[19:46] Yoshi**
I'm making some, too!
**[19:49] Yoshi**
I put mayonnaise corn on
top of a Hamburg steak sushi.
**[19:52] Yoshi**
Give it a try.
**[19:57] Senpai**
It's pretty trashy, but it's good.
**[20:02] Sakura**
Me, too! Me, too!
**[20:04] Sakura**
I put urchin on top of shrimp sushi.
**[20:07] Sakura**
I call it gorgeous nigiri!
**[20:13] Senpai**
Yum!
**[20:19] Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[20:21] Nagatoro**
I'll make you a special, too.
**[20:26] Nagatoro**
Take half the cod roe off
**[20:28] Nagatoro**
and put soft roe on top.
**[20:32] Nagatoro**
The cod roe and soft roe have a
miraculous encounter in your stomach.
**[20:36] Nagatoro**
The preggers sushi!
**[20:38] Nagatoro**
You might get knocked up, Senpai!
**[20:48] Yoshi**
Nasty.
**[20:50] Gamo**
Yeah...
**[20:51] Sakura**
Who makes dirty jokes with food?
**[20:54] Gamo**
It's a sushi violation.
**[20:57] Sakura**
Too far.
**[20:58] Yoshi**
Sacrilege!
**[20:59] Gamo**
Hayacchi does that sometimes.
**[21:03] Sakura**
Cod roe and soft roe...
**[21:06] Gamo**
Pregnant?
**[21:15] Gamo**
Paisen went for it!
**[21:18] Senpai**
Wait, this is good.
**[21:21] Senpai**
The cod roe and soft roe go well together.
**[21:24] Senpai**
It's good.
**[21:28] Nagatoro**
See?
**[21:30] Nagatoro**
That's Senpai for you.
**[21:32] Nagatoro**
He's a creepy creeper, but he's got good taste.
**[21:35] Nagatoro**
I have the approval of the star of the day!
**[21:38] Nagatoro**
Whoo!
**[21:40] Gamo**
Jeez, you're annoying.
**[21:42] Sakura**
I'll make some, too.
**[21:43] Sakura**
Yoshi, cod roe and soft roe, please.
**[21:46] Nagatoro**
Don't copy me!
**[21:48] Gamo**
Okay, I'll use soft roe and soft roe
to make creepy creeper sushi.
**[23:25] Nagatoro**
Points of improvement for today!
**[23:27] Nagatoro**
Senpai, you were getting really
excited seeing me in tights today.
**[23:30] Senpai**
I-I wasn't!
**[23:31] Nagatoro**
What about it turned you on?
**[23:34] Senpai**
I guess the way the 80 denier fabric made it almost see-through, but not quite.
**[23:37] Nagatoro**
Y-You creepy virgin!