E12 - Wanna Do Something to Make It Not a Dry Run?
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[00:17] Nagatoro
What are you stealing glances for, Senpai?
[00:21] Senpai
I-I'm not stealing glances.
[00:23] Nagatoro
Are you getting psyched up at the
thought of going on a date with a girl?
[00:28] Senpai
I-I said I'm not!
[00:30] Nagatoro
Don't get the wrong idea.
[00:32] Nagatoro
I'm just helping you practice
going on a date, Senpai.
[00:37] Senpai
Practice?
[00:41] Nagatoro
Bland, unimaginative outfit.
[00:43] Nagatoro
Fifty points docked!
[00:45] Senpai
I'm getting graded now?!
[00:49] Nagatoro
We have to get you ready for the
real date that you may one day go on.
[00:53] Nagatoro
So I'm going to grade you strictly!
[00:57] Nagatoro
Though, I don't think you'll
ever go on a real date.
[01:03] Nagatoro
Your slouch is nasty!
[01:05] Nagatoro
One hundred points docked!
[01:06] Nagatoro
You're so lanky and gross!
[01:08] Nagatoro
One hundred points docked!
[01:10] Senpai
How am I supposed to even
make up for those points?
[01:13] Gamo
Look at Hayacchi's eyes.
[01:15] Yoshi
She's all set to do it!
[01:17] Gamo
Yup, all-in!
[01:19] Yoshi
Virginity in peril!
[01:21] Gamo
Too early!
[01:22] Gamo
It's too early!
[01:23] Gamo
Paisen's virginity still
needs more time to ferment!
[01:27] Yoshi
Like, 300 years?!
[01:29] Gamo
Even if he awakens today...
[01:31] Nagatoro
Raze them!
[01:33] Gamo
He's going to melt into nothing
after he fires his laser just once!
[01:37] Yoshi
It's rotting!
[01:38] Yoshi
It's too soon!
[01:40] Gamo
And so, we're going to take a ton of embarrassing
pictures and bring them to their senses.
[01:46] Yoshi
Fire the Gamosshie lasers!
[01:48] Yoshi; Gamo
Cackle, cackle, cackle, cackle!
[01:55] Sunomiya
The demons are the true evil, Sana-neesan.
[02:00] President
Yes.
[02:00] President
It seems so.
[02:02] Sunomiya
I will protect Senpai's love.
[02:06] Sunomiya
To that end, I will become a monster myself!
[02:08] President
Well said.
[02:10] President
The time has come to fight for love!
[02:13] Sunomiya
Yes!
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
SIGN Wanna Do Something to Make It Not a Dry Run?
[04:03] Gamo
Damn it!
[04:04] Gamo
Where are they?!
[04:05] Yoshi
Target lost!
[04:23] Nagatoro
Senpai, Senpai!
[04:25] Senpai
What?
[04:27] Senpai
Stop it!
[04:31] Senpai
I'm glad we got to see the
penguins like she wanted.
[04:35] Nagatoro
Senpai!
[04:36] Nagatoro
Over here!
[04:47] Nagatoro
You're so sus and creepy.
[04:49] Nagatoro
Fifty points docked.
[04:55] Nagatoro
Senpai!
[04:56] Nagatoro
Look, garden eels!
[04:57] Nagatoro
Garden eels!
[05:00] Senpai
I get it.
[05:02] Senpai
What is this, though?
[05:09] Senpai
She says it's a practice date for me...
[05:13] Senpai
but I feel more nervous than usual.
[05:18] Senpai
And Nagatoro feels closer.
[05:39] Nagatoro
Senpai.
[05:40] Nagatoro
Don't you think there's something
you should be doing right now?
[05:47] Senpai
Y-You're hungry? Is that it?
[05:51] Nagatoro
You're steadily losing points right now.
[05:55] Senpai
D-Did I make a mistake?
[05:58] Nagatoro
Figure it out yourself.
[06:03] Senpai
You're tired?
[06:04] Nagatoro
Ten points docked.
[06:05] Senpai
Bored?
[06:06] Nagatoro
Twenty points docked.
[06:09] Senpai
Bathroom!
[06:09] Nagatoro
Thirty points docked.
[06:12] Senpai
What is it?
[06:14] Senpai
I have no idea.
[06:26] Senpai
Wh-Why are the friends and Sunomiya-kun
and the President here?!
[06:31] Nagatoro
Senpai, you're being pretty shifty-eyed.
[06:34] Nagatoro
Have you figured out why
you're losing points yet?
[06:37] Senpai
Um, well...
[06:39] Nagatoro
What? Are you even trying to think?
[06:42] Nagatoro
Do you want to lose points?
[06:45] Senpai
N-No...
[06:47] Senpai
I'm not really...
[06:52] Nagatoro
Wh-What?
[06:54] Senpai
Th-This way!
[07:02] Nagatoro
What's this, Senpai?
[07:04] Nagatoro
Are you taking me somewhere naughty?
[07:08] Senpai
I-I'm not!
[07:10] Nagatoro
You're so aggressive. It's gross.
[07:13] Nagatoro
A hundred points docked!
[07:15] Gamo
He noticed us!
[07:16] Yoshi
Run away!
[07:19] Sunomiya
I won't let you!
[07:21] Gamo
Th-The junior!
[07:23] Sunomiya
I won't let you interfere with their date!
[07:25] Gamo
H-Have you been following us this whole time?
[07:28] Yoshi
Scary...
[07:30] Sunomiya
I've come to protect Senpai's love!
[07:33] Gamo
What?!
[07:35] Gamo
Who do you think you are, mini bunny?!
[07:37] Yoshi
Brat!
[07:39] Gamo
What do we do?
[07:41] Gamo
Wanna go?
[07:42] Yoshi
Wanna?!
[07:45] President
I've come to the assist,
in the name of love.
[07:48] Gamo
Crap! Bad news!
[07:50] Gamo
Damn it! We're falling back!
[07:53] Yoshi
Tactical retreat!
[07:54] President
Don't let them get away.
[07:55] President
Catch them!
[07:56] Sunomiya
Understood!
[08:00] Senpai
They aren't here, are they?
[08:02] Nagatoro
Senpai, which one should we get?
[08:06] Senpai
Um...
[08:07] Senpai
I'll have a normal soft serve.
[08:11] Nagatoro
I'll have...
[08:13] Nagatoro
Wasabi soft serve.
[08:14] Senpai
Wasabi?!
[08:15] Nagatoro
I like spicy stuff.
[08:18] Senpai
You must like a challenge.
[08:19] Nagatoro
I do.
[08:21] Nagatoro
Challenge everything, Senpai.
[08:33] Nagatoro
Spicy!
[08:42] Nagatoro
Senpai.
[08:45] Nagatoro
Want a bite?
[08:48] Nagatoro
Come on.
[08:49] Nagatoro
Have some.
[08:50] Senpai
I'll pass!
[08:52] Nagatoro
What's wrong?
[08:54] Nagatoro
You're acting so flustered.
[08:55] Nagatoro
Is it because...
[08:57] Nagatoro
you're afraid of an indirect kiss?
[09:02] Senpai
N-No...
[09:03] Nagatoro
Sheesh, you're in full virgin mode.
[09:07] Senpai
I'm not!
[09:09] Senpai
I-I just don't like spicy food.
[09:12] Nagatoro
Hm...
[09:14] Nagatoro
Maybe I'll just lick yours, then.
[09:21] Senpai
No, no, no!
[09:22] Senpai
I already had some of it!
[09:34] Nagatoro
Well, Senpai?
[09:36] Nagatoro
How does the indirect kiss taste?
[09:38] Senpai
Wh-What do you even want me to say?
[09:41] Nagatoro
Are you all right?
[09:43] Nagatoro
You got my wasabi on yours.
[09:46] Senpai
I-It's not so much that I can't eat it.
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
[10:07] Nagatoro
Look at those huge jumps!
[10:11] Senpai
Looks like we managed to lose them.
[10:24] Senpai
It seems like there's a lot of
couples here enjoying themselves.
[10:31] Senpai
Nagatoro's not any less c-cute
than anyone else, I think.
[10:39] Senpai
But...
[10:43] Senpai
I feel like I don't belong here with her.
[10:50] Nagatoro
What's wrong, Senpai?
[10:52] Nagatoro
Are you broken because
you lost so many points?
[10:56] Senpai
N-Nothing like that!
[10:58] Nagatoro
Well, it's true that your point total
is well into the negatives.
[11:07] Senpai
But...
[11:32] Senpai
W-Was that uncalled for?
[11:40] Nagatoro
Senpai, don't you think you're
acting a little too cool?
SIGN Top Prize
SIGN Second Prize
[12:10] Senpai
That went by pretty fast.
[12:16] Nagatoro
Now, then!
[12:18] Nagatoro
Time to announce your final point total!
[12:23] Senpai
Are we actually doing this?
[12:25] Nagatoro
We are!
[12:27] Nagatoro
Minus fifty points for fashion.
[12:29] Nagatoro
Minus one hundred points for slouching.
[12:31] Nagatoro
Minus one hundred points for being lanky.
[12:34] Nagatoro
And two hundred more
points lost along the way!
[12:39] Senpai
That much?!
[12:41] Senpai
I guess there's no redeeming myself.
[12:45] Nagatoro
Th-Though, you tried your best
before the ice cream, so...
[12:51] Nagatoro
Plus two hundred points!
[12:54] Senpai
Before the ice cream?
[12:57] Senpai
Did I do something?
[13:06] Nagatoro
Also...
[13:08] Nagatoro
It was hilarious when you got drenched.
[13:11] Nagatoro
Plus three hundred points!
[13:17] Nagatoro
Now, your total score is...
[13:20] Nagatoro
Brrrrrr...
[13:24] Nagatoro
Tsss!
[13:26] Nagatoro
Fifty points!
SIGN 50 Points
[13:29] Senpai
I'm not sure what to think of that score.
[13:31] Nagatoro
Oh, it's out of a thousand.
[13:34] Senpai
So low!
[13:38] Nagatoro
Well, don't give up.
You're gonna have to keep improving.
[13:47] Gamo
We've finally found them.
[13:50] Gamo
They've got a good mood going.
[13:51] Gamo
But we shall resort to force
to protect Paisen's virginity!
[13:56] Gamo
Let's go, Yoshi!
[13:59] Nagatoro
And I guess, if I have time,
I wouldn't mind helping you practice.
[14:08] Senpai
Wh-What about you, then?
[14:12] Nagatoro
What about me?
[14:14] Senpai
Was that, like...
[14:19] Senpai
G-Good practice for you?
[14:31] Nagatoro
For me...
[14:35] Nagatoro
That was the real thing.
[14:53] Senpai
Me, too!
[14:58] Senpai
I didn't intend for it
to be a dry run, either.
[15:04] Nagatoro
What's that supposed to mean?!
[15:07] Nagatoro
Were you planning on a wet run?!
[15:11] Senpai
D-Don't make it sound so weird!
[15:14] Nagatoro
Okay...
[15:17] Nagatoro
Wanna do something that'll
make it not a dry run?
[15:27] Gamo
All right, apprehend them!
[15:30] Gamo
Don't mess this up, Yoshi!
[15:36] Gamo
Yoshi.
[15:39] Yoshi
Let's not.
[15:41] Yoshi
Any more...
[15:44] Yoshi
and we'll be cock blockers!
[15:47] Gamo
Yoshi...
[15:54] Gamo
Yeah, you're right.
[15:57] Gamo
It'll be more fun watching them from afar.
[16:00] Gamo
They won't have the guts
to do it here, anyway.
[16:03] Yoshi
Limpy!
[16:05] Gamo
I never thought you would
be the one to stop me.
[16:12] Sunomiya
We've finally found you!
[16:16] Senpai
Wh-What do you mean, make it not a dry run?
[16:22] Nagatoro
Okay, quiz time!
[16:26] Nagatoro
A. We hug.
[16:30] Nagatoro
B. We kiss.
[16:33] Nagatoro
Now, which is it?!
[16:36] Nagatoro
Well? Well?
[16:38] Nagatoro
Well?
[16:39] Senpai
Y-You wouldn't go straight
to a k-kiss, would you?
[16:44] Nagatoro
Which means...
[16:46] Senpai; Nagatoro
A hug?!
[16:49] Nagatoro
Oh, fine.
[16:51] Nagatoro
Okay, here you go.
[16:53] Senpai
I-I don't know...
[16:55] Senpai
Should we be doing that kind of thing here?
[17:01] Nagatoro
What's wrong?
[17:02] Nagatoro
I thought this wasn't a dry run.
[17:04] Nagatoro
Was it just practice after all?
[17:08] Senpai
I-I-If you're all right with it,
I-I wouldn't mind.
[17:24] Gamo
Seriously, you guys!
[17:26] Gamo
I said we aren't going to do anything!
[17:28] Yoshi
Go away!
[17:30] Sunomiya
I don't believe you!
[17:31] Sunomiya
We will lay our doubts to rest here and now!
[17:43] Gamo
Please continue.
[17:44] Sunomiya
As you were.
[17:53] Sunomiya
We were just in the middle of practice!
[18:01] Gamo
I'm sorry.
SIGN Shop
SIGN Sandwiches
SIGN Cheese naans
SIGN Hamburgers
[18:13] Sakura
You love that stuff, Toro-chan.
[18:15] Nagatoro
I've been hooked lately.
[18:18] Sakura
I think I'll try it out next time.
[18:29] Sakura
Can't you forgive them already?
[18:32] Sakura
They didn't mean any harm.
[18:36] Sakura
They just miss you because you haven't been
hanging out with them lately, Toro-chan.
[18:42] Sakura
Right?
[18:47] Nagatoro
It's been a while since
I ate in the club room.
[18:51] Nagatoro
Wanna come?
[18:55] Gamo
Let's go!
[18:57] Nagatoro
Creepy! Creepy!
[19:04] Senpai
No! I'll eat it by myself!
[19:07] Senpai
Wait! Stop!
[19:09] Nagatoro
Creep?
[19:14] Nagatoro
Creepy, creepy!
[19:17] Senpai
I-I was just...
[19:20] Gamo
I like what you're doing there, mini bunny!
[19:27] Nagatoro
So passionate.
[19:29] Nagatoro
Did she make it for you?
[19:31] Senpai
No!
[19:33] Sunomiya
It's an apology.
[19:35] Sunomiya
It's the least I could do.
[19:37] Sunomiya
I put my whole soul into it.
[19:40] Nagatoro
Oh?
[19:41] Nagatoro
Your whole soul, huh?
[19:43] Senpai
Y-You don't need to apologize.
[19:47] Nagatoro
Good for you, being fed good food.
[19:54] Senpai
S-Sunomiya-kun, that was
delicious, but I'm all full—
[19:59] Senpai
Full—
[19:59] Sunomiya
You're still growing.
[20:01] Sunomiya
You need to eat.
[20:02] Gamo
Paisen's been trained with food.
[20:05] Sakura
She's going to fatten him up.
[20:06] Yoshi
Foie gras.
[20:12] Senpai
I ate too much.
[20:14] Senpai
Would you like French or Chinese tomorrow?
[20:19] Senpai
My apologies continue for a week.
[20:25] Nagatoro
Sunomiya-chan, he won't need any tomorrow.
[20:29] Nagatoro
I'll be making his lunch.
[20:33] Nagatoro
I mean, if Senpai absolutely insists, that is.
[20:39] Nagatoro
Well, Senpai?
[20:40] Nagatoro
Want some?
[20:43] Nagatoro
Want some of my lunch?
[20:50] Senpai
W-Well...
[20:53] Senpai
Don't you have morning practice, Nagatoro?
[20:57] Senpai
I don't want to be a nuisance.
[21:12] Nagatoro
Whatever. You're right.
[21:16] Gamo
Hey, Paisen.
[21:18] Gamo
Stop trying to be courteous and—
[21:20] Senpai
So tomorrow,
[21:23] Senpai
I'll make lunch for you instead, Nagatoro.
[21:28] Senpai
How about you make some for me the day after?
[21:34] Senpai
I thought it might save you some
trouble if it's every other day.
[21:41] Nagatoro
Okay, fine, then.
[21:48] Nagatoro
Are you really, really
desperate for my lunch?
[21:59] Senpai
I am.
[22:12] Senpai
Okay, I'll make lunch tomorrow.
[22:19] Nagatoro
Wanna finish what we started?
[22:22] Senpai
What we started?
[22:24] Nagatoro
The rest of the real date.
[22:27] Nagatoro
Wanna?
[23:10] Nagatoro
You're so creepily warm.