15 - You Won't Get Away with This!

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    Okarun!
[00:30] ---
    You're siding with humans, too?
[00:33] ---
    Despite being a yokai monster?
[00:36] ---
    You're not getting away with that.
[00:39] ---
    But I'm runnin' for now.
SIGN    EPISODE 15
    YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS!
[01:25] ---
    Thanks, Okarun! You're a lifesaver!
[01:28] ---
    Momo-chan,
    things aren't looking so good.
[01:40] ---
    What is that?
[01:42] ---
    Mongolian Death Worms are known
    to weaken the enemy
[01:45] ---
    by shocking it with electricity
    and spraying poisonous fluids.
[01:49] ---
    Damn that thing.
[01:50] ---
    It's gonna hide in the dirt
    and attack us with poison, huh?
[01:53] ---
    We have to escape from here soon,
    or we're in trouble!
[01:57] ---
    Still...
[01:59] ---
    You say escape, but...
[02:05] ---
    The exit is way too high up there!
    We can't reach it!
[02:08] ---
    Does that earthworm have any weaknesses?
[02:10] ---
    Sunlight!
[02:12] ---
    Underground UMAs and underground people,
    including Mongolian Death Worms,
[02:15] ---
    have a symbiotic relationship
    with bacteria,
[02:17] ---
    so they can't withstand strong
    ultraviolet light from the sun!
[02:20] ---
    How can we lure
    such a huge thing out of here?
[02:23] ---
    What should we do?
    I can't leave Jiji like that, either.
[02:27] ---
    If we don't do something...
[02:30] ---
    I might be able to do something
    if it's just you, Miss Ayase.
[02:34] ---
    No way!
[02:35] ---
    There's no meaning if I escape alone!
[02:37] ---
    But that's the only thing
    we can do right now.
[02:40] ---
    We don't have time.
[02:42] ---
    If you can get up there, you can use a rope
    or something to pull us back up.
[02:47] ---
    What are we gonna do about Jiji?
[02:49] ---
    He's not listening to us at all right now!
[02:52] ---
    I will do something about Mr. Jiji!
[02:55] ---
    So, I'm begging you!
[02:56] ---
    You need to escape first
    so you can save us!
[03:16] ---
    I promise I'll save you.
[03:20] ---
    Help Jiji, please.
[03:25] ---
    Okay!
[03:26] ---
    All right, Momo-chan...
[03:30] ---
    Are you ready?
[03:35] ---
    Hold on, what are you gonna do with this?
[03:37] ---
    I'm gonna kick it with all I've got.
[03:40] ---
    So push that chair away
    with your psychic powers.
[03:43] ---
    Huh?
[03:44] ---
    Imagine something like a multistage rocket.
[03:47] ---
    That's so reckless!
[03:49] ---
    Won't that break your legs?
[03:50] ---
    We'll do this in one go.
[03:52] ---
    - Three...
    - Wait, hold on!
[03:54] ---
    - Two...
    - Too fast!
[03:56] ---
    One.
[03:57] ---
    Wait!
[04:04] ---
    Damn it!
[04:13] ---
    You. Gotta. Be. Kidding!
[04:28] ---
    Hurray! She made it!
[04:31] ---
    Found you.
[04:39] ---
    Rejoice.
[04:41] ---
    You are the first one to die.
[04:46] ---
    I thought I told you.
[04:48] ---
    You're not getting away with this.
[05:00] ---
    Oww.
[05:01] ---
    I made it out!
[05:06] ---
    There aren't any ropes here!
[05:08] ---
    What should I do? Something long...
[05:10] ---
    Where is something long?
[05:13] ---
    This is it!
[05:16] ---
    Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
[05:19] ---
    Hurry, damn it!
[05:22] ---
    I got a huge haul here!
[05:25] ---
    No, it's short!
[05:28] ---
    Oh, sheesh! This isn't gonna work!
[05:31] ---
    Calm down! Think!
    Is there some other way?
[05:36] ---
    Stop the poison...
[05:38] ---
    Defeat the earthworm...
[05:40] ---
    No, that's impossible.
[05:52] ---
    Suicide.
[05:55] ---
    My smartphone...
[05:56] ---
    is gone!
[05:58] ---
    God damn it!
[06:02] ---
    This is it!
[06:22] ---
    Fire!
[06:24] ---
    Someone! Call for a fire truck!
    There's a fire!
[06:29] ---
    Someone!
[06:32] ---
    Here they come!
[06:33] ---
    Hang in there, Okarun.
    I'll save you right now!
[09:28] ---
    Scurrying around like a mouse...
[09:32] ---
    You infuriate me.
[09:38] ---
    But that's what I want.
[09:40] ---
    I want to play my games seriously.
[09:43] ---
    And use my entire body to the fullest.
[09:51] ---
    That earthworm's poison.
[09:54] ---
    It's a bit trying on this vessel.
[09:57] ---
    It's unfortunate,
    but this is where we stop.
[10:39] ---
    You will never be able
    to leave that cursed house.
[10:50] ---
    I'm home.
[11:18] ---
    How exhilarating!
[11:20] ---
    After you will be that girl!
[11:23] ---
    I will torment that supple skin,
    and torture, and torture...
[11:31] ---
    That's enough chatting.
[11:35] ---
    There are things you shouldn't have done,
[11:38] ---
    and you did three of them.
[11:40] ---
    One. You harmed Momo-chan.
[11:45] ---
    Two.
[11:49] ---
    You violated my friend.
[11:52] ---
    Jiji would never ever harm Momo-chan.
[11:58] ---
    Give me back my dear friend!
[12:18] ---
    I'm going full throttle.
[12:22] ---
    One!
[12:23] ---
    Two, three, four, five, six,
    seven, eight, nine,
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    10-11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-19-20!
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    One! Two, three, four,
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    5-6-7-8-9-10-
    11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-19-20!
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    1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-
    11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-19-20!
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    1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-
    11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-19-20!
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    1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-
    11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-19...
[12:54] ---
    Twenty!
[13:09] ---
    And the third thing
    you shouldn't have done is...
[13:15] ---
    You really pissed me off.
[13:19] ---
    I'm seriously bummed by this.
[13:26] ---
    Miss Ayase...
[13:29] ---
    Help...
[13:41] ---
    I can't...
[13:42] ---
    I don't have time to be collapsed
    in a place like this!
[13:46] ---
    Miss Ayase might be waiting for me!
[13:49] ---
    I have to get as high as possible
    so it's easier to make an escape.
[14:05] ---
    So heavy!
[14:11] ---
    Turd nuggets! Damn it all!
[14:23] ---
    Damn turd nuggets!
[14:26] ---
    This isn't coming off at all!
[14:28] ---
    Take this, and this, and this!
[14:31] ---
    It's so damn sticky!
[14:32] ---
    That turdtastic earthworm!
[14:35] ---
    I'll kill it off!
[14:40] ---
    Am I going to spend my entire life
    in this craptastic spot?
[14:45] ---
    No!
[14:47] ---
    Someone help me!
[14:51] ---
    It really is Turbo Granny's voice!
[14:54] ---
    Weren't you with Miss Ayase?
[14:57] ---
    Hold on a sec, I'll rescue you!
[15:00] ---
    Hurry on with it!
[15:03] ---
    Let's see...
[15:04] ---
    Oh, there it is.
[15:19] ---
    You're slow, turd nugget!
[15:22] ---
    Hurry up and get me out, slowpoke!
[15:24] ---
    Don't rush me.
    If I trip, it's all over!
[15:28] ---
    You're such a clumsy four-eyes!
[15:36] ---
    Don't trip!
[15:40] ---
    Don't trip!
[15:42] ---
    Don't you dare trip!
[15:46] ---
    Hyah!
[15:53] ---
    You turd nugget!
    Why are you such a useless piece of crap?
[15:57] ---
    Help me!
[15:58] ---
    Use my powers, you idiot!
[16:01] ---
    Why are you even here
    with that stupid mug?
[16:03] ---
    I've already gone full throttle twice,
    so I can't transform!
[16:06] ---
    Just kiss everything goodbye then!
[16:09] ---
    - Momo!
    - Miss Ayase!
[16:12] ---
    Help!
[16:25] ---
    Were you the one who started the fire?
[16:28] ---
    Huh?
[16:29] ---
    I did, but never mind that.
[16:31] ---
    What's more important
[16:32] ---
    is that a group called the Kito family
    has been committing murders right here!
[16:36] ---
    This is the Enjoji residence, right?
[16:38] ---
    Did you have a grudge against them?
[16:40] ---
    Huh?
[16:41] ---
    Hold on a sec, this is going nowhere!
[16:44] ---
    You can tell me the details at the station.
[16:47] ---
    For now, get in the car.
[16:50] ---
    Are your parents home right now?
[16:53] ---
    Crap.
[16:55] ---
    If I don't hurry, the sun will set!
[16:58] ---
    Mr. Firefighter!
    That's enough for the house!
[17:01] ---
    Spray more water on the ground!
[17:04] ---
    Spray tons of water on the ground!
[17:06] ---
    You! Stand back!
[17:08] ---
    - Don't worry about the house!
    - Quiet down!
[17:11] ---
    - Let me go! Mr. Firefighter, please!
    - Hurry up and get in the car!
[17:15] ---
    Please! Spray water on the ground!
[17:24] ---
    An earthquake!
[17:25] ---
    It's a big one!
[17:27] ---
    - It's getting stronger!
    - Everyone, remain calm!
[17:29] ---
    Don't move until the quaking stops!
[17:42] ---
    Here it comes!
[18:04] ---
    What is that?
[18:06] ---
    Run for it!
[18:07] ---
    All right! I made it in the nick of time!
[18:10] ---
    The underground UMA's weakness
    is sunlight!
[18:12] ---
    If we can't pull it up by force,
    we have to have it come out on its own!
[18:18] ---
    Oh, it's an earthworm.
[18:20] ---
    Momo, do you know why
    earthworms come out of the soil?
[18:24] ---
    Huh? Nope, I don't know.
[18:27] ---
    Earthworms breathe through their skin.
[18:29] ---
    So the day after a rainy day,
[18:31] ---
    the soil is soaked with water
    and earthworms can't breathe anymore.
[18:36] ---
    That's why they feel distressed
    and come outside.
[18:39] ---
    But it's hot in the summer,
    so they end up shriveling.
[18:42] ---
    I see. Jiji, you're so smart.
[18:45] ---
    That's why they call it earthworm suicide.
[19:02] ---
    Whoa, whoa, whoa!
    The house is in the way.
[19:09] ---
    This damn house has been nothing...
[19:12] ---
    but an eyesore!
[20:13] ---
    Did I defeat it?
[20:20] ---
    Hey, punk.
[20:21] ---
    Ya wanna bring it on, huh?
[20:24] ---
    Wanna come at me, huh?
[20:26] ---
    Hey!
[20:30] ---
    It moved!
[20:59] ---
    Oh, I'm alive! Mom, I'm alive!
[21:04] ---
    You guys are alive! Good for you.
[21:08] ---
    Damn you. How dare you do that?
[21:11] ---
    That earthworm ate you.
[21:13] ---
    God damn it!
[21:16] ---
    I'm talkin' about how you did
    the Great Serpent Lord in, moron!
[21:21] ---
    Says someone who was eaten by it.
[21:24] ---
    Sorry, but I don't have the time
    to be dealing with all you guys.
[21:28] ---
    I have to save Okarun and the others.
[21:32] ---
    Wait, another earthquake?
[21:38] ---
    Crap! It's a huge one!
[21:40] ---
    Now you've done it!
[21:48] ---
    It's all your fault, you hear?
[21:50] ---
    You did all of this!
[21:54] ---
    Huh?
[22:11] ---
    You can't be serious!
[23:52] ---
    Miss Ayase! Do you know why earthworms
    come up to the surface after the rain?
[23:55] ---
    What now?
[23:56] ---
    Earthworms breathe through their skin,
[23:58] ---
    so when water pools underground,
    they come up to the surface to breathe.
[23:59] ---
    Yes, I know, I heard about it from Jiji.
[24:01] ---
    Also, when there are too many of them,
[24:03] ---
    there is a theory they do so to avoid
    overpopulation! On top of that, creatures...
[24:03] ---
    I get it! Next episode,
    "That's, Like, Way Deadly!"
SIGN    EPISODE 16
    THAT'S, LIKE, WAY DEADLY