18 - We Became a Family

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    Damn you!
[00:23] ---
    I'm really sorry.
[00:28] ---
    How many times do you have to do this
    before you're satisfied?
[00:30] ---
    We're always telling you
    to wash your hands with hot water.
[00:33] ---
    Don't be so hard on him.
    Jiji is doing his best, too.
[00:37] ---
    Okarun, are you okay?
[00:39] ---
    Yes, somehow.
[00:41] ---
    Okarun, I'm so sorry!
[00:43] ---
    Please, don't worry about it at all.
[00:45] ---
    Evil Eye has gotten
    a lot stronger than before.
[00:49] ---
    Hey, Grandma,
    isn't this getting a bit out of hand?
[00:52] ---
    Jiji can't be careful
    about everything, either!
[00:56] ---
    Yeah. We might not have
    a house anymore by tomorrow.
[01:00] ---
    Don't wanna hear that "might"!
[01:26] ---
    Pardon the intrusion!
[01:32] ---
    If you're gonna intrude, go home.
[01:34] ---
    Okey-dokey.
[01:37] ---
    When are the hayashi folks coming?
[01:40] ---
    Who knows?
[01:41] ---
    Why don't we at least
    settle on a formation?
[01:43] ---
    We're all over the place, especially Aira.
[01:45] ---
    Huh? I'm the leader!
    You need to follow me!
[01:49] ---
    If we followed a dumbass,
    we'd all go down!
[01:52] ---
    What was that? You pig head!
[01:54] ---
    - Ugly, ugly, ugly!
    - Pig, pig, pig!
[01:56] ---
    Um, excuse me.
[02:00] ---
    Would this happen to be
    Ms. Seiko Ayase's residence?
[02:05] ---
    So what if it is?
[02:06] ---
    Oh, so it is.
[02:08] ---
    Um, we are...
[02:09] ---
    ...the ones who received your request.
SIGN    PATARSON
SIGN    YOSHIKICHI
SIGN    HIDEJI
SIGN    TOSHIRO
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    We are HAYASii.
[02:18] ---
    We are HAYASii!
SIGN    EPISODE 18
    WE BECAME A FAMILY
[03:58] ---
    If that's the case, then just say so.
[04:01] ---
    We do have an image to maintain,
    so we're sorry.
[04:20] ---
    Wicked.
[04:21] ---
    This is different from what I thought,
    and it's getting me hyped up!
[04:24] ---
    So awesome!
[04:26] ---
    You're kidding me.
[04:27] ---
    Are they spirit mediums?
[04:29] ---
    Nope. They can't even sense spirits.
[04:32] ---
    - But their performance is the real deal.
    - Test, test. Mic check.
[04:35] ---
    They have the power to echo their sounds
    into the spiritual world.
[04:40] ---
    Besides, if they can't sense spirits...
[04:45] ---
    they won't get dragged along
    by evil spirits during an exorcism.
[05:01] ---
    Whoa, oh no!
[05:24] ---
    All right, you bastards!
    Let's put some spirit into this!
[05:30] ---
    Yeah!
[05:31] ---
    I said, let's put some spirit into this!
    Come on!
[05:34] ---
    Yeah!
[05:35] ---
    All right, bring it on! Let's go!
[05:38] ---
    Yeah!
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    Are you all ready?!
[05:41] ---
    Yeah!
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    Time for an exorcism!
[06:17] ---
    Time for an exorcism!
[06:29] ---
    Dark and corroded world in despair
    Ravenous beasts are wandering
[06:35] ---
    Lying in wait for me like a hex
    Blackest of destinations
[06:52] ---
    Echoing through the frostbitten sky
    Song of the grimmest lullaby
[06:57] ---
    Pain that you suffered, plain from your scars
    Hark, I can hear your requiem
[07:03] ---
    Starting to crumble down
    In a cacophony of screams
[07:09] ---
    Spirit in lunacy
    Coming apart at the seams
[07:14] ---
    HUNTING SOUL, Insatiate and wild
    Roaming the land for a blood sacrifice
[07:19] ---
    HUNTING SOUL, Night after night
    So go to sleep if you dare
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    In the back! Are you watching?
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    I won't leave anyone behind!
[07:44] ---
    Let's go!
[07:51] ---
    Bring it on!
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    Stop it!
[07:57] ---
    Pallid the wasteland, Filling the air
    Howls of a fallen angel
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    Momo! Hold Jiji down!
[08:02] ---
    Wings that are twisted, Ready to break
    Yearning for something true to love
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    Use your psychic powers.
    Don't get near him!
[08:05] ---
    I know!
[08:08] ---
    Into oblivion
    Feeling it call unto thee
[08:14] ---
    Don't erase him!
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    Now uncontrollable
    Feral is your JEALOUSY
[08:18] ---
    This is...
[08:19] ---
    Don't kill Evil Eye!
[08:21] ---
    No more pain
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    Hey! Put some spirit into it!
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    I promised I would play with him!
[08:33] ---
    He just wanted to play with someone!
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    He was trapped all that time,
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    but he kept dreaming of the day
    that he'd get to play with someone.
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    He even practiced dancing, but now
    that he's out, he's just going to die again?
[08:50] ---
    That's way too sad!
[08:53] ---
    I'll try really hard
    and not use cold water anymore!
[08:57] ---
    So please! Please don't kill Evil Eye!
[09:01] ---
    HUNTING SOUL, Fire aglow
    Scorching the earth as it crosses the skies
[09:07] ---
    Please!
[09:07] ---
    HUNTING SOUL, LOSING CONTROL
    CHASIN' YOU DOWN TO THE END
[09:12] ---
    I'm begging you!
[09:27] ---
    HUNTING SOUL!
[09:45] ---
    Um...
[09:49] ---
    Call it off.
[09:51] ---
    No exorcism.
[09:54] ---
    I'll have Evil Eye join my family.
[09:58] ---
    Huh? What? What did you just say?
[10:02] ---
    Sorry to do this after coming
    all the way here, but you can go home now.
[10:07] ---
    Oh, I see. I understand.
[10:13] ---
    You sure, Grandma?
[10:14] ---
    You heard Jiji.
    Can't do anything about it.
[10:18] ---
    I personally like that kind of spirit in Jiji.
[10:24] ---
    Then, what? We have to keep
    taking care of this guy forever?
[10:28] ---
    I totally don't want to!
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    I don't want my precious time
    to be wasted because of his selfishness!
[10:38] ---
    Then, I'll learn how to hold Evil Eye back.
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    If I can become stronger
    and easily hold Evil Eye back,
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    there wouldn't be any problems
    even if he were to transform, right?
[10:51] ---
    But is that something you need to go
    out of your way to do, Takakura?
[10:54] ---
    You won't be able to sleep
    peacefully anymore!
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    Your life will be in danger.
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    He's my friend.
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    Then I'll become stronger, too.
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    It's easier if there's two of us, right?
[11:11] ---
    Hold on!
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    I'll become stronger as well!
    So that I can send you flying!
[11:16] ---
    I'd like to see you try, you ugly hag!
[11:18] ---
    Okarun, let me hug you.
[11:24] ---
    Okarun!
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    You guys!
[11:28] ---
    - Okarun!
    - Hot water!
[11:39] ---
    Sorry to have bothered you!
[11:42] ---
    If you need anything again,
    please contact us!
SIGN    TOSHIRO
[11:50] ---
    Yeah. Great work.
[11:55] ---
    We might call you again real soon.
[12:10] ---
    Grandma, it's cold in the house now.
[12:13] ---
    For now, grab some cardboard boxes
    from the supermarket.
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    Sit on your legs, back straight.
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    Clench up your lower abs.
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    Imagine a laser beam coming out of the top
    of your head and your fingertips.
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    Don't fall over even when you get pushed.
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    Sit like you're rooted to the ground.
[12:38] ---
    Sure.
[12:39] ---
    Jiji, like this.
    Back straight. Try pushing me.
[12:44] ---
    Try pushing really hard.
[12:46] ---
    Huh? Really?
[12:51] ---
    Whoa, you won't fall over!
    Seriously? This is amazing!
[12:54] ---
    You were so reluctant to do this,
    but you learned it after all.
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    I didn't think it would actually be useful.
[13:04] ---
    Back in grade school, you made
    some weird poses. Was it this?
[13:07] ---
    I can use psychic powers
    when I'm in this condition.
[13:11] ---
    This is the state where chi is flowing out.
[13:13] ---
    When you enter this state,
    you'll be able to use spiritual energy.
[13:18] ---
    Your spiritual energy is off the charts.
[13:20] ---
    With all that energy, maybe you'll
    be able to hold Evil Eye back by yourself.
[14:10] ---
    Hup.
[14:28] ---
    Whoa, you scared me.
[14:31] ---
    Mr. Jiji, please wash your hands
    with hot water.
[14:34] ---
    Okay.
[14:41] ---
    It's getting warm now.
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    Thanks.
[15:09] ---
    Thanks, Okarun.
[15:11] ---
    It's nothing.
[15:16] ---
    Oof.
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    Oh my. The cardboard
    is coming apart over there.
[15:30] ---
    Mr. Jiji, don't get close to it.
    There's dew on it and stuff.
[15:51] ---
    I'm sorry all this happened because of me.
[15:53] ---
    Please don't apologize.
    We're looking out for each other.
[15:59] ---
    When I was cursed by Turbo Granny,
    I troubled the Ayase family as well.
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    But they really devoted themselves
    to taking care of me.
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    I wanted to properly repay them
    for living expenses and clothing costs,
[16:14] ---
    so I delivered newspapers and
    took some money to them. But then...
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    What good would it do to repay me?
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    If you feel gratitude
    for us taking care of you,
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    you should pay it forward
    to someone else who's in trouble.
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    That's what it means
    to look out for each other.
[16:51] ---
    Auntie is so awesome!
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    I thought I wanted
    to say things like that, too.
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    In my case, I'm just acting tough.
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    But I want to look cool, even if
    it's just a little bit, so I'm mimicking her.
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    There is absolutely no crisis management.
[18:02] ---
    Time to eat.
[18:04] ---
    Takakura, what about seconds?
[18:06] ---
    There's more miso soup, too!
    Make sure to eat lots.
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    Oh, sure.
[18:11] ---
    Jiji, gotta clench your lower abs
    and straighten your back.
[18:15] ---
    Emit chi at all times.
[18:16] ---
    Yes'm.
[18:19] ---
    More, please.
[18:24] ---
    Go get some yourself.
[18:25] ---
    Damn you, you did it for Okarun.
[18:28] ---
    Of course I did.
[18:30] ---
    What was that, ugly girl?
    You wanna go?
[18:32] ---
    - Pig, pig, pig, pig!
    - Ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly!
[18:38] ---
    Take care!
[18:40] ---
    - Takakura, did you forget anything?
    - Hey! Take care!
[18:42] ---
    - Did you prepare for your classes today?
    - Yes.
[18:44] ---
    - Huh? Take care.
    - Man, my stomach hurts.
[18:48] ---
    I think I got too chilly
    because the house was too cold.
[18:48] ---
    Do your best, everyone!
[18:50] ---
    You were sleeping
    with your stomach out.
[18:50] ---
    Motivation! Courage! Spirit!
    Tenacity! Sincerity!
[18:52] ---
    Then put the comforter on me!
[18:54] ---
    Takakura, let me tell you. Momo Ayase
    thrashes around in her sleep!
[18:57] ---
    Motivation! Courage! Spirit! Sincerity!
    Huh? What was it? Sincerity! Tenacity!
[18:58] ---
    Hey, stop that!
[18:59] ---
    And she uses other people's toner
    without asking.
[19:01] ---
    You said it was okay!
[19:03] ---
    - Aira grinds her teeth really loud!
    - Hey, damn it! Don't be lying here!
[19:06] ---
    Everyone take care on your way!
[19:14] ---
    That's it! I'm gonna get a part-time job!
[19:16] ---
    What's gotten into you?
[19:17] ---
    I'm going to rebuild the house!
[19:18] ---
    Wicked!
[19:19] ---
    - What about your smartphone?
    - Like I need something like that.
[19:23] ---
    Right now, we're seeking warmth.
[19:26] ---
    Was your house that cold?
[19:28] ---
    I mean, it's frigid, of course!
[19:30] ---
    Wasn't Ririna saying that she was looking
    for some part-time help?
[19:37] ---
    Oh, she was. Was it for a restaurant?
[19:40] ---
    Seriously? Tell her I'll totally do it!
[19:42] ---
    But Momo, you never last long
    in a part-time job.
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    You always argue with the boss and stuff.
[19:47] ---
    I just hate the unreasonable.
[19:49] ---
    So cool.
[19:50] ---
    It's hard for a gal to recommend
    someone who quits so quickly, though.
[19:54] ---
    It's fine! I have grown up!
[19:57] ---
    I won't give up oh so easily!
[20:00] ---
    Did you hear that, Ms. Muko?
[20:02] ---
    I did hear it, Ms. Mi.
[20:08] ---
    Okarun!
[20:13] ---
    Momo said she got a part-time job today,
    so you can go home without her.
[20:17] ---
    All right. I understand.
[20:20] ---
    - And...
    - ...so!
[20:23] ---
    You should go on a date with us!
[20:25] ---
    What? I decline!
[20:27] ---
    Come with us, you punk!
[20:28] ---
    Don't resist!
[20:34] ---
    Hold on, wait!
[20:35] ---
    I'm not gonna go on a date!
[20:37] ---
    We're just gonna have some tea!
[20:39] ---
    Don't you call that a date?
[20:42] ---
    Then if Momo and Jiji were having tea,
    would that be a date?
[20:45] ---
    Of course not.
[20:46] ---
    Then tell us what's so different
    when it's us, damn it!
[20:51] ---
    No way!
SIGN    KAMIGOE SHOPPING STREET
[21:25] ---
    I really don't want to!
[21:28] ---
    Okarun, this way! Over here!
[21:30] ---
    I'm not going to drink one drop of tea!
[21:33] ---
    You'll get thirsty.
[21:34] ---
    No, I won't!
[21:35] ---
    Absolutely sure?
    You better not drink anything, then!
[21:38] ---
    I won't drink!
[21:41] ---
    Welcome home, master!
[21:51] ---
    How many in your party?
[21:52] ---
    Three!
[21:58] ---
    Hey, you maid over there!
    Make sure to serve us well.
[22:01] ---
    Wait, Okarun?
[22:03] ---
    M-Miss Ayase!
[22:13] ---
    Come on now.
[22:19] ---
    Welcome home, master!
[23:52] ---
    There's not enough food!
    Bring me some more!
[23:55] ---
    Everything's expensive, you idiot!
[23:57] ---
    A house with no food? I'll just run away!
[23:59] ---
    Fine, then, leave!
[24:00] ---
    Yeah? I'm never coming back
    to this damn house, then!
[24:04] ---
    Next episode,
    "Feeling Kinda Gloomy."
SIGN    EPISODE 19 FEELING KINDA GLOOMY