# 18 - We Became a Family
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**[00:20] ---**
Damn you!
**[00:23] ---**
I'm really sorry.
**[00:28] ---**
How many times do you have to do this
before you're satisfied?
**[00:30] ---**
We're always telling you
to wash your hands with hot water.
**[00:33] ---**
Don't be so hard on him.
Jiji is doing his best, too.
**[00:37] ---**
Okarun, are you okay?
**[00:39] ---**
Yes, somehow.
**[00:41] ---**
Okarun, I'm so sorry!
**[00:43] ---**
Please, don't worry about it at all.
**[00:45] ---**
Evil Eye has gotten
a lot stronger than before.
**[00:49] ---**
Hey, Grandma,
isn't this getting a bit out of hand?
**[00:52] ---**
Jiji can't be careful
about everything, either!
**[00:56] ---**
Yeah. We might not have
a house anymore by tomorrow.
**[01:00] ---**
Don't wanna hear that "might"!
**[01:26] ---**
Pardon the intrusion!
**[01:32] ---**
If you're gonna intrude, go home.
**[01:34] ---**
Okey-dokey.
**[01:37] ---**
When are the hayashi folks coming?
**[01:40] ---**
Who knows?
**[01:41] ---**
Why don't we at least
settle on a formation?
**[01:43] ---**
We're all over the place, especially Aira.
**[01:45] ---**
Huh? I'm the leader!
You need to follow me!
**[01:49] ---**
If we followed a dumbass,
we'd all go down!
**[01:52] ---**
What was that? You pig head!
**[01:54] ---**
- Ugly, ugly, ugly!
- Pig, pig, pig!
**[01:56] ---**
Um, excuse me.
**[02:00] ---**
Would this happen to be
Ms. Seiko Ayase's residence?
**[02:05] ---**
So what if it is?
**[02:06] ---**
Oh, so it is.
**[02:08] ---**
Um, we are...
**[02:09] ---**
...the ones who received your request.
***SIGN*** PATARSON
***SIGN*** YOSHIKICHI
***SIGN*** HIDEJI
***SIGN*** TOSHIRO
**[02:12] ---**
We are HAYASii.
**[02:18] ---**
We are HAYASii!
***SIGN*** EPISODE 18
WE BECAME A FAMILY
**[03:58] ---**
If that's the case, then just say so.
**[04:01] ---**
We do have an image to maintain,
so we're sorry.
**[04:20] ---**
Wicked.
**[04:21] ---**
This is different from what I thought,
and it's getting me hyped up!
**[04:24] ---**
So awesome!
**[04:26] ---**
You're kidding me.
**[04:27] ---**
Are they spirit mediums?
**[04:29] ---**
Nope. They can't even sense spirits.
**[04:32] ---**
- But their performance is the real deal.
- Test, test. Mic check.
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They have the power to echo their sounds
into the spiritual world.
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Besides, if they can't sense spirits...
**[04:45] ---**
they won't get dragged along
by evil spirits during an exorcism.
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Whoa, oh no!
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All right, you bastards!
Let's put some spirit into this!
**[05:30] ---**
Yeah!
**[05:31] ---**
I said, let's put some spirit into this!
Come on!
**[05:34] ---**
Yeah!
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All right, bring it on! Let's go!
**[05:38] ---**
Yeah!
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Are you all ready?!
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Yeah!
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Time for an exorcism!
**[06:17] ---**
Time for an exorcism!
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*Dark and corroded world in despair
Ravenous beasts are wandering*
**[06:35] ---**
*Lying in wait for me like a hex
Blackest of destinations*
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*Echoing through the frostbitten sky
Song of the grimmest lullaby*
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*Pain that you suffered, plain from your scars
Hark, I can hear your requiem*
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*Starting to crumble down
In a cacophony of screams*
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*Spirit in lunacy
Coming apart at the seams*
**[07:14] ---**
*HUNTING SOUL, Insatiate and wild
Roaming the land for a blood sacrifice*
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*HUNTING SOUL, Night after night
So go to sleep if you dare*
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In the back! Are you watching?
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I won't leave anyone behind!
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Let's go!
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Bring it on!
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Stop it!
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*Pallid the wasteland, Filling the air
Howls of a fallen angel*
**[08:02] ---**
Momo! Hold Jiji down!
**[08:02] ---**
*Wings that are twisted, Ready to break
Yearning for something true to love*
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Use your psychic powers.
Don't get near him!
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I know!
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*Into oblivion
Feeling it call unto thee*
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Don't erase him!
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*Now uncontrollable
Feral is your JEALOUSY*
**[08:18] ---**
*This is...*
**[08:19] ---**
Don't kill Evil Eye!
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*No more pain*
**[08:24] ---**
Hey! Put some spirit into it!
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I promised I would play with him!
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He just wanted to play with someone!
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He was trapped all that time,
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but he kept dreaming of the day
that he'd get to play with someone.
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He even practiced dancing, but now
that he's out, he's just going to die again?
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That's way too sad!
**[08:53] ---**
I'll try really hard
and not use cold water anymore!
**[08:57] ---**
So please! Please don't kill Evil Eye!
**[09:01] ---**
*HUNTING SOUL, Fire aglow
Scorching the earth as it crosses the skies*
**[09:07] ---**
Please!
**[09:07] ---**
*HUNTING SOUL, LOSING CONTROL
CHASIN' YOU DOWN TO THE END*
**[09:12] ---**
I'm begging you!
**[09:27] ---**
HUNTING SOUL!
**[09:45] ---**
Um...
**[09:49] ---**
Call it off.
**[09:51] ---**
No exorcism.
**[09:54] ---**
I'll have Evil Eye join my family.
**[09:58] ---**
Huh? What? What did you just say?
**[10:02] ---**
Sorry to do this after coming
all the way here, but you can go home now.
**[10:07] ---**
Oh, I see. I understand.
**[10:13] ---**
You sure, Grandma?
**[10:14] ---**
You heard Jiji.
Can't do anything about it.
**[10:18] ---**
I personally like that kind of spirit in Jiji.
**[10:24] ---**
Then, what? We have to keep
taking care of this guy forever?
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I totally don't want to!
**[10:30] ---**
I don't want my precious time
to be wasted because of his selfishness!
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Then, I'll learn how to hold Evil Eye back.
**[10:44] ---**
If I can become stronger
and easily hold Evil Eye back,
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there wouldn't be any problems
even if he were to transform, right?
**[10:51] ---**
But is that something you need to go
out of your way to do, Takakura?
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You won't be able to sleep
peacefully anymore!
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Your life will be in danger.
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He's my friend.
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Then I'll become stronger, too.
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It's easier if there's two of us, right?
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Hold on!
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I'll become stronger as well!
So that I can send you flying!
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I'd like to see you try, you ugly hag!
**[11:18] ---**
Okarun, let me hug you.
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Okarun!
**[11:27] ---**
You guys!
**[11:28] ---**
- Okarun!
- Hot water!
**[11:39] ---**
Sorry to have bothered you!
**[11:42] ---**
If you need anything again,
please contact us!
***SIGN*** TOSHIRO
**[11:50] ---**
Yeah. Great work.
**[11:55] ---**
We might call you again real soon.
**[12:10] ---**
Grandma, it's cold in the house now.
**[12:13] ---**
For now, grab some cardboard boxes
from the supermarket.
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Sit on your legs, back straight.
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Clench up your lower abs.
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Imagine a laser beam coming out of the top
of your head and your fingertips.
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Don't fall over even when you get pushed.
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Sit like you're rooted to the ground.
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Sure.
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Jiji, like this.
Back straight. Try pushing me.
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Try pushing really hard.
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Huh? Really?
**[12:51] ---**
Whoa, you won't fall over!
Seriously? This is amazing!
**[12:54] ---**
You were so reluctant to do this,
but you learned it after all.
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I didn't think it would actually be useful.
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Back in grade school, you made
some weird poses. Was it this?
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I can use psychic powers
when I'm in this condition.
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This is the state where chi is flowing out.
**[13:13] ---**
When you enter this state,
you'll be able to use spiritual energy.
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Your spiritual energy is off the charts.
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With all that energy, maybe you'll
be able to hold Evil Eye back by yourself.
**[14:10] ---**
Hup.
**[14:28] ---**
Whoa, you scared me.
**[14:31] ---**
Mr. Jiji, please wash your hands
with hot water.
**[14:34] ---**
Okay.
**[14:41] ---**
It's getting warm now.
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Thanks.
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Thanks, Okarun.
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It's nothing.
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Oof.
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Oh my. The cardboard
is coming apart over there.
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Mr. Jiji, don't get close to it.
There's dew on it and stuff.
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I'm sorry all this happened because of me.
**[15:53] ---**
Please don't apologize.
We're looking out for each other.
**[15:59] ---**
When I was cursed by Turbo Granny,
I troubled the Ayase family as well.
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But they really devoted themselves
to taking care of me.
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I wanted to properly repay them
for living expenses and clothing costs,
**[16:14] ---**
so I delivered newspapers and
took some money to them. But then...
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What good would it do to repay me?
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If you feel gratitude
for us taking care of you,
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you should pay it forward
to someone else who's in trouble.
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That's what it means
to look out for each other.
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Auntie is so awesome!
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I thought I wanted
to say things like that, too.
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In my case, I'm just acting tough.
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But I want to look cool, even if
it's just a little bit, so I'm mimicking her.
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There is absolutely no crisis management.
**[18:02] ---**
Time to eat.
**[18:04] ---**
Takakura, what about seconds?
**[18:06] ---**
There's more miso soup, too!
Make sure to eat lots.
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Oh, sure.
**[18:11] ---**
Jiji, gotta clench your lower abs
and straighten your back.
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Emit chi at all times.
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Yes'm.
**[18:19] ---**
More, please.
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Go get some yourself.
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Damn you, you did it for Okarun.
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Of course I did.
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What was that, ugly girl?
You wanna go?
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- Pig, pig, pig, pig!
- Ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly!
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Take care!
**[18:40] ---**
- Takakura, did you forget anything?
- Hey! Take care!
**[18:42] ---**
- Did you prepare for your classes today?
- Yes.
**[18:44] ---**
- Huh? Take care.
- Man, my stomach hurts.
**[18:48] ---**
I think I got too chilly
because the house was too cold.
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Do your best, everyone!
**[18:50] ---**
You were sleeping
with your stomach out.
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Motivation! Courage! Spirit!
Tenacity! Sincerity!
**[18:52] ---**
Then put the comforter on me!
**[18:54] ---**
Takakura, let me tell you. Momo Ayase
thrashes around in her sleep!
**[18:57] ---**
Motivation! Courage! Spirit! Sincerity!
Huh? What was it? Sincerity! Tenacity!
**[18:58] ---**
Hey, stop that!
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And she uses other people's toner
without asking.
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You said it was okay!
**[19:03] ---**
- Aira grinds her teeth really loud!
- Hey, damn it! Don't be lying here!
**[19:06] ---**
Everyone take care on your way!
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That's it! I'm gonna get a part-time job!
**[19:16] ---**
What's gotten into you?
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I'm going to rebuild the house!
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Wicked!
**[19:19] ---**
- What about your smartphone?
- Like I need something like that.
**[19:23] ---**
Right now, we're seeking warmth.
**[19:26] ---**
Was your house that cold?
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I mean, it's frigid, of course!
**[19:30] ---**
Wasn't Ririna saying that she was looking
for some part-time help?
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Oh, she was. Was it for a restaurant?
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Seriously? Tell her I'll totally do it!
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But Momo, you never last long
in a part-time job.
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You always argue with the boss and stuff.
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I just hate the unreasonable.
**[19:49] ---**
So cool.
**[19:50] ---**
It's hard for a gal to recommend
someone who quits so quickly, though.
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It's fine! I have grown up!
**[19:57] ---**
I won't give up oh so easily!
**[20:00] ---**
Did you hear that, Ms. Muko?
**[20:02] ---**
I did hear it, Ms. Mi.
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Okarun!
**[20:13] ---**
Momo said she got a part-time job today,
so you can go home without her.
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All right. I understand.
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- And...
- ...so!
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You should go on a date with us!
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What? I decline!
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Come with us, you punk!
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Don't resist!
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Hold on, wait!
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I'm not gonna go on a date!
**[20:37] ---**
We're just gonna have some tea!
**[20:39] ---**
Don't you call that a date?
**[20:42] ---**
Then if Momo and Jiji were having tea,
would that be a date?
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Of course not.
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Then tell us what's so different
when it's us, damn it!
**[20:51] ---**
No way!
***SIGN*** KAMIGOE SHOPPING STREET
**[21:25] ---**
I really don't want to!
**[21:28] ---**
Okarun, this way! Over here!
**[21:30] ---**
I'm not going to drink one drop of tea!
**[21:33] ---**
You'll get thirsty.
**[21:34] ---**
No, I won't!
**[21:35] ---**
Absolutely sure?
You better not drink anything, then!
**[21:38] ---**
I won't drink!
**[21:41] ---**
Welcome home, master!
**[21:51] ---**
How many in your party?
**[21:52] ---**
Three!
**[21:58] ---**
Hey, you maid over there!
Make sure to serve us well.
**[22:01] ---**
Wait, Okarun?
**[22:03] ---**
M-Miss Ayase!
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Come on now.
**[22:19] ---**
Welcome home, master!
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There's not enough food!
Bring me some more!
**[23:55] ---**
Everything's expensive, you idiot!
**[23:57] ---**
A house with no food? I'll just run away!
**[23:59] ---**
Fine, then, leave!
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Yeah? I'm never coming back
to this damn house, then!
**[24:04] ---**
Next episode,
"Feeling Kinda Gloomy."
***SIGN*** EPISODE 19 FEELING KINDA GLOOMY