16 - That's, Like, Way Deadly

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    The volcano has just erupted.
SIGN    EPISODE 16
    THAT'S, LIKE, WAY DEADLY
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    Everyone in the surrounding areas
    should evacuate immediately.
[00:27] ---
    Please prioritize your lives.
[00:32] ---
    The volcano has just erupted.
[00:41] ---
    That's why I told you!
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    Because we kept offering sacrifices,
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    the Great Serpent Lord protected
    this land from the volcano!
[00:56] ---
    But it's all over now.
[00:58] ---
    The Great Serpent Lord has passed away.
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    All because of you!
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    "Dragon rising to heaven
    will cast a rainbow,
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    and the wrath of the mountain
    will engulf the village."
[01:11] ---
    It's just like the legend says
    that's been passed down in this village!
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    How are you going to take responsibility
    for all this, damn you?
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    Damn it!
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    Strange.
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    Earthworms can't be in the sun.
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    Then why is there a legend
    of a dragon rising to heaven?
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    Hey, you listening?
[01:34] ---
    Damn it!
[01:36] ---
    That's not it.
[01:37] ---
    The legend isn't about
    the Great Serpent at all!
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    The "dragon rising to heaven"
    is a fountain!
[01:44] ---
    That fountain was a sign that
    the volcano was going to erupt.
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    People in the past knew.
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    That's why they left it behind
    as a legend!
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    Though, its interpretation got warped
    somewhere along the way!
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    People who are robbed
    of logical thinking due to fear
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    can believe in and even execute
    human sacrifices.
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    So we don't repeat such sins,
    I take the time and tell visitors of this tale.
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    Ya wanna fight?
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    I'll hold you responsible for this!
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    You will be our human sacrifice!
[02:22] ---
    Oh hell no! I'm not taking responsibility
    for anything!
[02:26] ---
    Human sacrifices...
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    can suck it!
[02:40] ---
    You bitch! How dare you do that
    to the corpse of the Great Serpent Lord!
[02:45] ---
    Wait, damn you!
[02:47] ---
    Get back here!
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    Outta my way!
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    Don't you dare try to run!
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    You little turd!
[03:11] ---
    I won't let anyone insult
    the Great Serpent Lord any longer!
[03:26] ---
    And, there!
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    Water main, check!
[03:38] ---
    There she is! Over there! Get her!
[03:46] ---
    If that magma swallows up this village,
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    the Great Serpent legend
    will become reality!
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    I won't let such
    a crappy legend become true!
[04:13] ---
    An earthworm is one big tube
    from mouth to butt!
[04:18] ---
    All right, let's do this!
[04:22] ---
    Start the water spray!
[06:14] ---
    Here it comes!
[06:16] ---
    Hell yeah!
[06:28] ---
    All right!
[06:31] ---
    That earthworm's slime
    is working great!
[06:37] ---
    But the affected area is too huge!
[06:40] ---
    Wouldn't the wildfire be more dangerous
    than the magma?
[06:53] ---
    Damn you!
[06:55] ---
    That was close!
[06:56] ---
    Don't you dare insult
    the Great Serpent Lord any longer!
[07:00] ---
    I'm trying to stop the lava.
    Don't get in my way!
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    We're the ones who've been
    protecting this land!
[07:06] ---
    Outsiders should stay out of it!
[07:09] ---
    I'll make you a human sacrifice
    and quell the Lord Volcano's wrath!
[07:16] ---
    Wait, you changed your god?
[07:18] ---
    You don't care about the Great
    Serpent Lord anymore?
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    Shut up, moron!
[07:35] ---
    Oh my, I didn't think
    you were Master's grandchild.
[07:39] ---
    I am terribly sorry.
[07:42] ---
    The priest who wants
    to become a BooTuber!
[07:45] ---
    Hey there.
[07:47] ---
    Actually, one week ago, Master...
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    Three young'uns are headed your way,
    so watch over them, will ya?
[07:54] ---
    Huh? Who—
[07:57] ---
    That's what she told me.
[08:00] ---
    Master? Wait a sec...
[08:02] ---
    Man, I wanna be a BooTuber.
[08:06] ---
    In the past week, the only person
    who visited our shrine
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    was a girl who liked Tsuchinokos.
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    So I thought she was just a tourist.
[08:15] ---
    Please notice.
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    Bastard priest!
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    I knew I didn't like you.
[08:21] ---
    But I didn't know you
    were in cahoots with that bitch!
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    Leave this place to me,
    and focus on putting out the fire!
[08:30] ---
    Got it! Thanks!
[08:34] ---
    Come on!
[08:38] ---
    Crap! It feels heavier than earlier!
[08:47] ---
    I don't know when I'll run outta gas.
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    I can't suddenly collapse like I did before!
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    No way! What is it this time?
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    Jiji!
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    Jiji! Don't!
[09:45] ---
    Are you okay?
[09:49] ---
    Damn you, scurrying about
    and getting in the way.
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    Maybe I'll kill you off first.
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    If you keep going, you'll die!
[09:59] ---
    I don't want to make Jiji a murderer!
[10:03] ---
    Wait, where's Okarun?
[10:06] ---
    What did you do with him?
[10:07] ---
    I will only talk about what I want to.
[10:12] ---
    I am hungry.
[10:17] ---
    I didn't think this is how
    things would turn out.
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    That guy is bad news!
[10:21] ---
    He's too much for me to handle.
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    It's all your fault, you hear?
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    You brought in all this trouble!
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    Shut up!
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    This ain't the time
    to whine about this and that!
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    We gotta do this!
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    Get down!
[10:56] ---
    Jennifer Lopez Anaconda!
[11:08] ---
    Priest!
[11:11] ---
    Daisetsuzan Drop!
[11:22] ---
    Got him!
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    Ouch!
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    It's not coming out!
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    Are you all right, Miss Momo Ayase?
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    Mantisian?
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    I came here to help!
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    Why are you here? What about your son?
[12:25] ---
    Can I tell you later?
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    Damn, this thing's slow!
SIGN    Descending from the heavens,
    we are children of the stars
[12:41] ---
    Wha...
SIGN    Embracing all,
    let us go to the end of the universe
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    Install an elevator next time!
SIGN    Let's go, let's go, Seiko!
    Let's go, let's go, Taro!
[12:48] ---
    I'm floating! So scary!
[12:51] ---
    You're a man! Quit your whining!
SIGN    Descending from the heavens,
    we are children of the stars
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    Hurry and get me down!
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    Grandma?
SIGN    Embracing all,
    let us go to the end of the universe
[13:05] ---
    This is a pain in the ass.
SIGN    Let's go, let's go, Seiko!
    Let's go, let's go, Taro!
[13:08] ---
    Damn it.
SIGN    Let's all look up at the stars
SIGN    See? Now we've all become friends
SIGN    Fly away, fly away,
    all the way beyond the sky
SIGN    Our shooting star carrying all our wishes
SIGN    Fly away, fly away,
    to the end of the universe
SIGN    Our shooting star carrying all our wishes
[13:40] ---
    Master!
[13:41] ---
    Manjiro!
[13:43] ---
    The Tokami Emitame!
SIGN    Seiko, Seiko, Seiko!
    Let's go, let's go, Seiko!
[13:45] ---
    Yes'm!
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    Taro, charge on my command!
[13:49] ---
    Okay!
SIGN    You can do it, Seiko!
[13:51] ---
    Let's go, Kappa!
[14:36] ---
    Taro!
[14:43] ---
    All right!
[16:00] ---
    Captured it.
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    Let's go home.
SIGN    Fly away, fly away,
    cold, hot springs furikake
SIGN    Crash land on our home planet
SIGN    Keep going, keep on going,
    as far as you can go
SIGN    A flying star carrying a big corpse
[16:33] ---
    Daddy, is this okay?
[16:36] ---
    Well done, Chiquitita!
    Keep going and put out the fires!
[16:47] ---
    I told you beforehand.
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    And you left it alone
    until it got this bad, damn it!
[16:53] ---
    My apologies!
[16:54] ---
    Your communication was sloppy
    to begin with, Master!
[16:57] ---
    I'd like you to praise me for helping
    with only that much to go on!
[17:01] ---
    You're not half bad.
[17:04] ---
    Thanks!
[17:05] ---
    And you need to be kind
    to the stray model, too.
[17:08] ---
    We were able to seal it away
    thanks to Taro.
[17:11] ---
    I didn't hear anything about this!
[17:13] ---
    What are you gonna do
    about my internal organs?
[17:15] ---
    You can just toss that
    into a grocery store bag or something.
[17:18] ---
    Hey, Momo. What happened
    to four-eyes and the cat?
[17:21] ---
    Huh?
[17:23] ---
    Looks like Miss Momo isn't around.
[17:34] ---
    You need to escape first
    so you can save us!
[17:46] ---
    There it is!
[17:48] ---
    Crap, I can't draw out my psychic powers!
[17:50] ---
    Miss Ayase, stand back!
[18:02] ---
    Okarun!
[18:25] ---
    Miss Ayase, this might...
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    No way.
[18:40] ---
    No...
[18:42] ---
    This can't be...
[18:52] ---
    Chiquitita!
    Put that slime into the magma!
[18:55] ---
    Miss Ayase, what do you intend to do?
[18:58] ---
    I'm going in!
[19:00] ---
    You can't! It's dangerous!
[19:02] ---
    If you did that, you would also...
[19:05] ---
    I would also what?
[19:07] ---
    I promised to save him!
[19:09] ---
    Okarun is waiting for me!
[19:11] ---
    Please wait!
[19:13] ---
    I won't put this slime in the magma.
[19:17] ---
    There's no need for you
    to enter the magma.
[19:21] ---
    You don't have to die in vain.
[19:26] ---
    Why would you say something like that?
[19:29] ---
    Hurry up and do it!
[19:31] ---
    - Miss Ayase, it's dangerous!
    - You tell him too, Mantisian!
[19:33] ---
    Hurry! Please! I'm begging you!
[19:37] ---
    Save Okarun!
[20:13] ---
    Not hot!
[20:15] ---
    At all!
[20:32] ---
    Miss Ayase.
[20:35] ---
    I believed in you...
[20:38] ---
    That you'd save me.
[20:44] ---
    Hot!
[20:46] ---
    Turd nuggets!
[20:49] ---
    You took your sweet little time
    with the rescue, moron!
[20:51] ---
    - You're a useless moron!
    - Turbo Granny! I forgot about you!
[20:54] ---
    If I hadn't tried to save Turbo Granny,
    I might've been dead by now.
[21:03] ---
    The area around the room...
[21:05] ---
    was protected by
    the Mongolian Death Worm's mucus.
[21:08] ---
    It held back the magma from entering.
[21:13] ---
    That's right! Where's Mr. Jiji?
[21:15] ---
    He's not in the magma, right?
[21:17] ---
    It's fine.
[21:19] ---
    I don't know how,
    but he got outside on his own.
[21:24] ---
    I-Is that so?
[21:28] ---
    I'm sorry. I said that
    I would handle Mr. Jiji,
[21:33] ---
    but I couldn't do anything after all.
[21:46] ---
    I'm sorry! That wasn't on purpose!
[21:49] ---
    I'll back away immediately...
[21:58] ---
    I'm the one who should be sorry.
[22:02] ---
    I told you that I'd save you.
[22:07] ---
    But I couldn't do anything.
[22:12] ---
    Thank goodness...
[22:15] ---
    you're alive.
[23:52] ---
    Chi-Chiquitita, Chi-Chiquitita, Chi-Chiquitita,
    Chiquitita, do you have a dream?
[23:58] ---
    Chi-Chiquitita, Chi-Chi-Chiquitita,
    Chi-Chi-Chiquitita,
[24:03] ---
    - There's another episode, deez!
    - Sh-Shy my chotchiki for you, Chiquitita!
SIGN    EPISODE 17 WE CAN ALL STAY THERE TOGETHER!