24 - Clash! Space Kaiju vs. Giant Robot!

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[00:45] ---
    Hold on a second.
[00:49] ---
    How the hell do we move this thing?
[00:51] ---
    I have no clue!
[00:52] ---
    But look, Miss Ayase!
    The kaiju is coming!
[00:54] ---
    Wait up! Hold on!
[00:56] ---
    Can I push this button?
    Will it not explode?
[00:58] ---
    There's a lever here! Should I pull it?
[01:00] ---
    Why have you locked me up
    in a place like this?
[01:03] ---
    Calm down!
[01:04] ---
    Everyone, listen to me!
[01:07] ---
    I'm going to check the manual.
[01:10] ---
    Amazing.
[01:11] ---
    The energy gain is over fivefold.
[01:14] ---
    - I wanna kick this guy!
    - Let me out!
[01:15] ---
    All right, everyone! Let's all
    push a button of our choice!
[01:26] ---
    - It exploded!
    - Let me out!
[01:27] ---
    I think that was my fault!
[01:28] ---
    - Hold on! Someone flew off!
    - Don't do it all at once!
SIGN    DANGER
    
    STEALTH KAIJU
    
    BIG
    
    NOTHING TOO BAD
SIGN    THAT'S A HORN
    
    THOSE ARE EYES
    
    I'M A GENIUS
    
    I'M KINTA SAKATA
[02:06] ---
    Gimme a break, you punk!
[03:08] ---
    Miss Ayase?
[03:12] ---
    - Freedom!
    - Evil Eye?
[03:41] ---
    Out! I'm finally out!
[03:47] ---
    Evil Eye! Are you okay?
[03:53] ---
    Did you do that? Can we engage
    in a death match right now?
[03:55] ---
    Absolutely not!
    This isn't the time for that!
[04:05] ---
    What's that? It's huge!
[04:07] ---
    Oh no! Miss Ayase
    and the others are still inside!
[04:10] ---
    Is it strong?
[04:11] ---
    It's too strong! What am I supposed to do
    against something like that?
[04:19] ---
    Miss Ayase!
[04:20] ---
    I want to fight that thing!
[04:25] ---
    What should I do? At this rate...
[04:36] ---
    Evil Eye! Just this once...
[04:49] ---
    I finally figured out
    how to move this thing.
[04:56] ---
    If it's a robot made out of nanoskin,
    then all I have to do is visualize, right?
[05:00] ---
    For me, it was my dream
    to pilot a giant robot!
[05:08] ---
    I've watched countless robot anime shows
    and imagined it tens of thousands of times.
[05:13] ---
    Amazing! The nanoskin...
[05:16] ---
    regenerated and transformed!
[05:20] ---
    You could say I am the robot itself.
[05:22] ---
    No, the robot is me!
[05:24] ---
    What are you yapping on about?
[05:27] ---
    Kinta the End of Joytoy Pegasus Sakata!
[05:32] ---
    Moving out!
SIGN    EPISODE 24
    CLASH! SPACE KAIJU VS. GIANT ROBOT!
[07:19] ---
    Here goes!
[07:42] ---
    This thing can move.
[07:52] ---
    Blazing Wind!
[07:54] ---
    Frontal Punch!
[07:57] ---
    Impressive!
    You're actually moving it, Sakata!
[07:59] ---
    Keep at it and get 'em!
[08:01] ---
    Daedalus Achack!
[08:20] ---
    Rocket...
[08:22] ---
    Punch!
[08:36] ---
    Ultramagnetic Wave...
[08:38] ---
    Tornado!
[09:31] ---
    - Hey, look at that guy.
    - Oh man, he's at it again.
[09:34] ---
    That otaku...
[09:35] ---
    - Isn't he gross?
    - He brought it again.
[09:36] ---
    Ew! Gross!
[09:54] ---
    Watch where you're going!
    Outta the way, moron!
[09:56] ---
    You still buy crap like that?
[09:59] ---
    Aren't you way too old for that?
[10:03] ---
    See ya, little boy!
[10:05] ---
    Later, Otaku!
[10:38] ---
    Who cares?
[10:41] ---
    What difference does it make?
[10:43] ---
    Because I love it so much!
[10:46] ---
    I...
[10:50] ---
    love robots!
[10:55] ---
    I have always been preparing.
[10:59] ---
    I believed that I'd pilot a robot someday!
[11:02] ---
    So I'm perfectly prepared
    for robot motion sickness!
[11:19] ---
    Ultramagnetic Wave Spin!
[11:32] ---
    What happened?
    I can't see anything from here!
[11:41] ---
    It's gone? Impossible!
[11:43] ---
    It was definitely here moments ago.
[11:53] ---
    I was hit?
[11:54] ---
    Could it be doing
    its usual invisibility thing?
[12:00] ---
    Doing something like that is useless.
[12:05] ---
    I can create what I imagine
    with this robot!
[12:15] ---
    Stop deploying airbags
    each and every time!
[12:24] ---
    Hold on a sec!
[12:26] ---
    If I use the... infrared scope...
[12:28] ---
    your guise... will be exposed!
[12:37] ---
    The head broke!
[12:39] ---
    This guy is pretty flimsy!
    Is it because it was originally a house?
[12:42] ---
    Sakata, run!
[12:43] ---
    Push the button on the bottom!
[12:45] ---
    Damn it! The airbag deployed,
    so I can't reach it!
[12:49] ---
    Help me! I'm gonna die!
[12:59] ---
    I'm feeling sick.
[13:00] ---
    I'm beggin' ya,
    please stay still for a little bit.
[13:04] ---
    This is way worse than seasickness.
[13:07] ---
    That's Miss Ayase's...
[13:10] ---
    It's huge!
[13:11] ---
    That robot can use the abilities
    of its pilots!
[13:20] ---
    With this, we can see
    that turd kaiju as clear as day!
[13:27] ---
    You will not be getting away with this.
[13:29] ---
    Aira, you okay?
[13:32] ---
    Aira, don't you dare let that guy go!
[13:34] ---
    Slowly! Move slowly!
[13:36] ---
    All right. Well done, you guys!
[13:39] ---
    Leave the rest to me,
    Kinta Emperor Great Pegasus Sakata!
[13:42] ---
    Shut up!
    And you better not move this!
[13:46] ---
    When you move this,
    we all get motion sickness!
[13:48] ---
    More like, who the hell are you?
[13:50] ---
    Momo Ayase!
    Hurry up and do something!
[13:52] ---
    I can't keep holding it back forever!
[13:54] ---
    Please wait!
    It's not done regenerating yet!
[13:58] ---
    We can't attack in its current state!
[14:00] ---
    Each and every one of you...
[14:02] ---
    Just shut up already!
[14:04] ---
    There, problem solved!
[14:16] ---
    Get up there!
[14:20] ---
    Crap! Crap!
[14:22] ---
    - Hey!
    - Huh?
[14:23] ---
    Run for it!
[14:25] ---
    Hurray!
[14:35] ---
    Take that!
    You get motion sickness, too!
[14:42] ---
    Watch closely, Perv!
[14:44] ---
    I'll show you how this is done!
[14:48] ---
    You don't punch or kick kaiju.
[14:52] ---
    Ya gotta go with a power bomb!
[15:10] ---
    Whoa! What the hell is this?
[15:12] ---
    It suddenly appeared outta nowhere!
[15:13] ---
    It's a robot!
[15:15] ---
    Crap! We're back!
[15:17] ---
    How do we put it back?
[15:19] ---
    Imagery! Visualize it!
[15:21] ---
    I see!
[15:25] ---
    - It's a UFO!
    - It transformed into a UFO!
[15:27] ---
    No, it's a UAP!
[15:28] ---
    Crap, crap, crap! It turned into a UFO!
[15:31] ---
    It's fine, we just need to get back!
[15:33] ---
    Got it!
[15:55] ---
    I got to pilot a robot!
[16:21] ---
    Whoa! What the hell is this?
[16:23] ---
    It suddenly appeared outta nowhere!
[16:24] ---
    It's a robot!
[16:32] ---
    - It's a UFO!
    - It transformed into a UFO!
[16:35] ---
    No, it's a UAP!
[16:38] ---
    Oh! I've been left behind! Miss Ayase!
[16:45] ---
    What the hell? It's a kaiju!
[16:48] ---
    Is it like an animal suit?
[16:50] ---
    Hello, excuse me!
[16:53] ---
    Whoa! The pocket space disappeared,
    but it's still here!
[16:57] ---
    It's dangerous to leave this guy alone here!
[17:00] ---
    Evil Eye! Evil Eye!
[17:07] ---
    Evil Eye!
[17:08] ---
    What are you doing?
    Don't climb up there!
[17:11] ---
    No! Can't do this, can't do that!
    I can't do a single thing!
[17:15] ---
    Just get down from there!
[17:16] ---
    No way!
[17:18] ---
    Sheesh! What should I...
SIGN    CITY OF PEACE KAMIGOE CITY
SIGN    CITY OF PEACE KAMIGOE CITY
[17:28] ---
    Here, eat this!
[17:36] ---
    Hot! Tasty!
[17:38] ---
    It's tasty? I'm glad!
[17:39] ---
    Why am I eating a meat bun?
[17:41] ---
    Just help me carry the kaiju, please!
[17:43] ---
    Oh! Right, the kaiju!
[17:45] ---
    Where's the kaiju? Did we defeat it?
[17:47] ---
    It's totally tiny now!
[17:49] ---
    Come on, wake up!
[17:53] ---
    Mr. Jiji, please hold that end!
[17:57] ---
    Ready...
[17:59] ---
    Heavy!
[18:06] ---
    So what is this thing? A UMA?
[18:09] ---
    It's likely a large alien kaiju, probably!
[18:12] ---
    An alien kaiju?
[18:13] ---
    Sounds like it would never
    eat takoyaki and stuff!
[18:15] ---
    I'm sure it won't eat that!
[18:17] ---
    This has got to be
    a ferocious carnivorous alien kaiju!
[18:21] ---
    No, it's a super delicious
    ferocious carnivorous alien kaiju!
[18:25] ---
    It's a very, very ultra dreadnought class
    carnivorous alien kaiju revised!
[18:32] ---
    Oh, crap!
[18:34] ---
    My back muscles can't take it anymore!
[18:37] ---
    We made it!
[18:42] ---
    My back muscles are...
[18:44] ---
    bom-ba-ye!
[18:50] ---
    Okarun, who the heck is this?
[18:52] ---
    I'm not sure, but I think
    I'd have to call it a UMA,
[18:55] ---
    because UMAs were called kaijus
    in the past.
[18:59] ---
    You're late, peons.
SIGN    BATHROOM
[19:03] ---
    You guys are completely useless.
[19:06] ---
    Sakata! That was amazing how quickly
    you figured out how to move it.
[19:09] ---
    Spare me.
[19:11] ---
    It was quite elementary!
[19:16] ---
    Especially for me!
[19:20] ---
    Kin-chan, you look so cool!
[19:21] ---
    Don't talk to me so casually, Handsome Guy.
[19:24] ---
    Is Miss Ayase's side all right?
[19:26] ---
    They're fine.
[19:29] ---
    Thanks to me.
[19:31] ---
    I'm glad.
[19:34] ---
    Anyway, explain to me.
[19:36] ---
    Are you fighting to protect this planet
    from those beings called kaiju?
[19:41] ---
    That's not really the case, but Miss Ayase
    and I have been looking for a golden ball.
[19:46] ---
    And aliens and ghosts
    are going after that golden ball.
[19:49] ---
    What?
[19:50] ---
    And we have to get that ball back.
[19:53] ---
    Can it be that this golden ball
    has the fate of the world riding on it?
[19:57] ---
    No, it's not something that important.
[19:59] ---
    All right. I get it.
    If you're gonna go that far, I shall...
[20:04] ---
    lend you my power!
[20:05] ---
    Oh, there's no need.
[20:10] ---
    Kin-chan, it's seriously some
    stressful stuff, so you shouldn't.
[20:12] ---
    Hey, Handsome!
[20:13] ---
    I haven't forgotten, you hear?
[20:15] ---
    You're someone who I can't
[20:18] ---
    trust at all!
[20:19] ---
    If you befriend
    a split personality guy like him,
[20:22] ---
    you can't protect this planet!
[20:23] ---
    Kin-chan is correct!
[20:25] ---
    I've been told not to interfere
    that much, too! We're buddies!
[20:37] ---
    What? What's up?
[20:38] ---
    What's going on? Status report!
[20:40] ---
    I can see a part of a person
    inside its mouth.
[20:44] ---
    Seriously?
[20:45] ---
    It can't be... Did it eat a human?
[20:48] ---
    Hot guy! You check it out!
[20:50] ---
    What? No way!
    I can't handle any gore!
[20:53] ---
    You're so useless! What's the point of having
    a hot guy like you around, then?
[20:56] ---
    Kin-chan, you're really harsh towards me!
    Did I do something to you?
[21:01] ---
    I'll check it out!
    It's my own golden ball, after all.
[21:07] ---
    Huh?
[21:08] ---
    This is...
[21:36] ---
    Wait for me.
[21:41] ---
    Perv.
[21:43] ---
    Can you help us with fixing the house?
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