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12 - Let's Go to the Cursed House

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[00:01] ---
    We beg you!
[00:03] ---
    Please keep her in this house!
[00:06] ---
    Put her in your house.
[00:08] ---
    That's impossible!
[00:09] ---
    I can only think of the Ayase residence
    that can take in someone like this!
[00:12] ---
    We already got a cat, so why not?
[00:14] ---
    Don't lump me together
    with a nobody like that!
[00:17] ---
    That thing doesn't even eat!
[00:19] ---
    So what happened
    to the male one anyway?
[00:23] ---
    It went back to the chemistry room.
[00:25] ---
    Huh?
[00:26] ---
    "I can stay an anatomical model without
    worries as long as Hana is okay," he said.
[00:31] ---
    But in return, he's gonna
    sneak outta school at night
[00:34] ---
    and he'd like to see Hana then.
[00:36] ---
    We have to rely on
    your magnanimous heart, Auntie!
[00:39] ---
    Please!
[00:40] ---
    Please!
[00:43] ---
    Sheesh. Anatomical models
    getting in heat, huh?
[00:47] ---
    Just be lovey-dovey without
    bothering the neighbors.
[00:50] ---
    Anyway, what about the ball?
[00:53] ---
    Oh, about that...
[00:54] ---
    It was just a Christmas ornament.
[00:57] ---
    Crazy.
[00:59] ---
    Kinda like when animals make
    their butts glow when they're courting?
[01:03] ---
    Then it can't be helped.
[01:04] ---
    No, I'm not convinced at all.
[01:06] ---
    We're gonna eat, so pull the table out.
[01:09] ---
    Okarun, you'll eat too, right?
[01:11] ---
    Oh, sure. I'd love to.
[01:15] ---
    Man, what a pain.
[01:17] ---
    Momo, you have
    some amazing powers, huh?
[01:20] ---
    I understand why Auntie
    trusted you to do the exorcism!
[01:23] ---
    And Okarun, too!
    That transformation was wicked!
[01:26] ---
    It was so badass!
[01:28] ---
    I wish I had some kind of power, too.
[01:31] ---
    Oh, well, um...
[01:33] ---
    I'm getting the table out
    so can you guys move?
[01:35] ---
    Oh, let me help!
[01:38] ---
    Thanks. Hold that end.
[01:40] ---
    Roger that!
[01:43] ---
    Come on!
    You're just getting in my way!
[01:47] ---
    Oh, Momo, hold on.
[01:52] ---
    Got some lint.
[01:56] ---
    Yeah. Thanks.
[01:58] ---
    Gimme more thanks, yeah?
[02:00] ---
    Just move, please.
[02:02] ---
    I'll get outta the way after one more.
[02:03] ---
    Then I'll never say it.
[02:07] ---
    You're the one I fell in love with.
    I won't let go of you no matter what!

[02:12] ---
    If I don't do anything right here and now,
    I'll regret it for the rest of my life!

[02:17] ---
    Miss Ayase!
[02:19] ---
    There's lint!
[02:24] ---
    Got it. Sorry about that.
[02:27] ---
    Thanks.
[02:28] ---
    And what's wrong?
[02:29] ---
    I decided that
    I'm not going to hold back.
[02:32] ---
    I decided that
    I'm going to fight adamantly.
[02:35] ---
    Against what?
[02:38] ---
    I'm looking at only you
[02:42] ---
    Since the day I met you,
    all the way to right now

[02:47] ---
    I want to shout that I love you
[02:51] ---
    Let's try to change tomorrow
[02:53] ---
    Hey, morons. You're in the way.
[02:55] ---
    Settle down!
[02:57] ---
    You'll kick up dust all over the place!
[02:58] ---
    Sorry, ma'am!
[02:59] ---
    And Momo, you're gonna stay over
    at Jiji's place this weekend
[03:03] ---
    so you better have your
    underwear and stuff ready.
[03:04] ---
    Hey! Why would you
    say stuff like that?
[03:07] ---
    Miss Ayase? At Mr. Jiji's house? Why!?
[03:10] ---
    What? I didn't tell you?
[03:13] ---
    Jiji's house is cursed
    and he wants it exorcised.
[03:17] ---
    That's why he came to our place.
[03:23] ---
    Miss Ayase, were you going
    to go there all alone with Mr. Jiji!?
[03:26] ---
    Of course not.
[03:28] ---
    I was planning on asking you
    to come along, Okarun.
[03:30] ---
    I'd feel a bit uneasy doing it by myself.
[03:32] ---
    Then let's hurry up and get it done!
[03:34] ---
    Let's resolve it quickly and have
    Mr. Jiji hurry on home!
[03:38] ---
    Thank you! Woo!
[03:40] ---
    What? What now?
[03:46] ---
    Crap! School at night is super scary!
[03:50] ---
    Isn't it bad to go in without permission?
[03:51] ---
    It's fine. We're just gonna
    play with a Ouija board.
[03:55] ---
    I'll film it on video.
[03:56] ---
    Huh? Hold on,
    do you hear something?
[03:59] ---
    Come on, stop that.
[04:05] ---
    - No way. For real?
    - What? No, scary!
[04:12] ---
    You're in the way! Stand aside!
SIGN    KAMIGOE CITY STATION
[04:28] ---
    Wait for me, Hana!
[04:29] ---
    I'm coming to see you right now!
[04:31] ---
    Hana!
[04:49] ---
    He's not here yet.
[04:53] ---
    And it's four o'clock already.
[05:04] ---
    It's fine. I'll wait here
    with you until he shows up.
[05:09] ---
    I'm sure he'll come.
[05:13] ---
    It'll be okay.
[05:41] ---
    Sorry for being late, Hana.
[05:44] ---
    Taro.
[05:47] ---
    I love you.
[06:15] ---
    Crap. I fell asleep.
[06:17] ---
    What? Hey!
[06:18] ---
    If you're here, you should wake me up!
[06:21] ---
    Thank you so much, Miss Momo!
[06:24] ---
    You were waiting with her!
[06:26] ---
    I had a lot happen tonight, but starting
    tomorrow, I will make sure to come on time.
[06:30] ---
    You're gonna come every day?
SIGN    KEEP OUT JIJI'S ROOM
[06:44] ---
    Damn it, I can't sleep again tonight.
[06:54] ---
    Because of him.
[08:28] ---
    I'll pretend to take this,
SIGN    EPISODE 12
    LET'S GO
    TO THE CURSED HOUSE
[08:30] ---
    and then take this one!
[08:33] ---
    Okarun, you really suck
    at playing Old Maid!
[08:35] ---
    You guys just have demented personalities!
[08:38] ---
    Maybe you're naïve? Yeah, naïve!
[08:40] ---
    A naïve Okarun? Priceless!
[08:42] ---
    I won't play anymore!
[08:44] ---
    Sheesh, that was just a joke.
    We're kidding!
[08:47] ---
    Okarun! I'll give you some candy!
    So cheer up!
[08:51] ---
    Wow, these are so nostalgic.
    I love these!
[08:54] ---
    I bought a ton so you should
    eat some too, Momo!
[08:58] ---
    By the way, I was really impressed that
    the candy shop over there still exists!
[09:01] ---
    That grandma running the shop
    never changes!
[09:04] ---
    She still did the, "Here you go.
    Your change is 500,000 yen," bit.
[09:08] ---
    I was so touched
    like Creamy Mami, woo!
[09:11] ---
    I hate having thoughts like this.
[09:15] ---
    I get fed up
    with my own shortcomings.

[09:19] ---
    But I can't do anything about this feeling.
[09:23] ---
    I have to take my mind off of it somehow.
[09:25] ---
    I have to concentrate
    on getting my nut back!

[09:30] ---
    Nut... Nut... Nut...
[09:34] ---
    Nut...
[09:35] ---
    Nut, nut, nut, nut, nut...
[09:37] ---
    Nut, nut, nut, nut, nut, nut...
[09:40] ---
    Okarun, what's wrong?
[09:40] ---
    My nut!
[09:43] ---
    Okarun, you're thinking about
    your nut too much.
[09:45] ---
    No, that's not it! This is...
[09:47] ---
    Hey, I've been wondering
    for a while now.
[09:50] ---
    Since when have dirty jokes
    been the new thing?
[09:52] ---
    Oh no, that's not it.
    There's a lot of things going on.
[09:56] ---
    Then I'll make
    something else get popular.
[09:58] ---
    Hip joint!
[10:00] ---
    No. Dirty jokes are not in.
[10:02] ---
    Vamo lá!
[10:03] ---
    That's Kazu's thing.
[10:05] ---
    Pathetic! You're so pathetic, Ken!
[10:08] ---
    But at this rate,
    my own heart won't last!

[10:12] ---
    I must take initiative
    in grasping Miss Ayase's interests.

[10:18] ---
    I will now talk about tsuchinokos!
[10:22] ---
    Whoa now!
[10:24] ---
    Tsuchinoko? I wanna hear!
[10:26] ---
    UMAs are not creatures of fantasy!
[10:28] ---
    Actually, even gorillas were UMAs
    until about a hundred years ago!
[10:32] ---
    And I believe that a tsuchinoko will be
    the next UMA to follow in the footsteps of gorillas!
SIGN    SPECIAL FEATURE THE TRUTH ABOUT THE TSUCHINOKO
SIGN    BECOME POPULAR WITH HIGH DIMENSIONAL POWERS
[10:37] ---
    Oh yeah, our village has
    a legend of a great serpent.
[10:40] ---
    A shrine that's said to have 200 years
    of history and worships a great snake.
[10:44] ---
    It's called Tsuchinoko Shrine!
[10:47] ---
    Wow!
[10:48] ---
    Let's go to that shrine! I want to see
    a giant tsuchinoko snake!
[10:51] ---
    Sheesh, you're so hopeless.
    Stay close to me at all times, okay?
[10:55] ---
    Crap! The initiative!
[10:57] ---
    A mummified kappa!
[10:59] ---
    There's a shrine that worships that, too.
[11:01] ---
    So shrines that worship UMAs
    are not that uncommon.
[11:05] ---
    How's that? I'll toss that UMA shrine legend
    right back at ya!

SIGN    GIANT MAN-EATING WORM DEEP DIVE!! WHERE SUBTERRANEANS GATHER!
[11:08] ---
    Seriously? Isn't that totally wicked?
[11:11] ---
    That means kappas exist!
[11:13] ---
    Wait, hold on, then what about Nessie?
[11:15] ---
    They have a photo and everything!
[11:17] ---
    I personally think they exist!
    Because I want to see them!
[11:19] ---
    The photograph of Nessie
    is called the Surgeon's Photograph.
[11:21] ---
    They have since determined it to be a fake,
    but I saw one recently with my own eyes!
[11:25] ---
    Seriously? I wanna see one, too!
[11:27] ---
    Huh? Come to think,
    this is the first time

[11:28] ---
    So they really do exist!
[11:30] ---
    that I've talked this much to someone
    other than Miss Ayase.

[11:31] ---
    More like, I've never been able
    to talk about stuff like this.
[11:33] ---
    This is fun!
[11:33] ---
    This is fun!
[11:35] ---
    Okarun, you're amazing!
    You know everything!
[11:38] ---
    I totally respect you as a friend!
[11:41] ---
    F-Friend.
[11:43] ---
    Huh? We're not?
[11:44] ---
    I'm totally shocked, and absorbed.
[11:47] ---
    You're one of Momo's friends, right?
[11:49] ---
    Then can you make me
    one of your friends, too?
[11:53] ---
    Sorry, I am an awkward fellow
    after all.
[11:57] ---
    I told you to not say that!
[11:59] ---
    Huh? What's up? Why?
[12:00] ---
    You don't have to know, Jiji!
[12:03] ---
    Even Momo is leaving me out
    of the loop, too!
[12:05] ---
    Why isn't he more despicable?
    If he's such a good guy,

[12:11] ---
    then I...
[12:18] ---
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
[12:20] ---
    This is a hot springs district!
[12:23] ---
    It's in relation to my dad's work...
[12:25] ---
    Wasn't your dad a teacher or something?
[12:28] ---
    He's doing research on volcanoes
    at a nearby college.
[12:31] ---
    And that's why we all moved here, too.
SIGN    MANJU HOT SPRINGS MANJU
[12:34] ---
    A volcano? Is it okay?
    Not gonna erupt or anything?
SIGN    TARGET PRACTICE AMUSEMENT CENTER
[12:37] ---
    There are records that it erupted
    about 200 years ago.
[12:42] ---
    But it seems to have calmed down since.
[12:44] ---
    I see.
[12:51] ---
    Slurp-a-durp!
[12:53] ---
    Are we gonna...
[12:55] ---
    I don't wanna hear it.
[12:56] ---
    Hurray!
[13:16] ---
    Slurp-a-durp!
[13:19] ---
    Hurray!
[13:33] ---
    This way now!
[13:39] ---
    How is it, Momo?
    Do you see a weird aura or anything?
[13:42] ---
    Just how much stamina do you have?
[13:49] ---
    I don't see anything at all.
[13:52] ---
    Like, it's totally ordinary.
[13:53] ---
    For real?
[13:55] ---
    All the spirit mediums said
    it was totally bad news!
[13:58] ---
    More like I want to get
    some rest first. I'm thirsty.
[14:01] ---
    Wait, you really can't see anything?
[14:03] ---
    Really? For real?
[14:04] ---
    Really, for real.
[14:05] ---
    H-Hold on, Miss Ayase.
[14:10] ---
    Okarun, hurry on over!
[14:12] ---
    Oh, okay.
[14:25] ---
    How is it, Miss Ayase?
[14:27] ---
    Do you see any weird auras or something?
[14:35] ---
    How is it?
[14:36] ---
    The TV turned on by itself!
[14:38] ---
    That was me.
[14:40] ---
    Oh, that scared me!
[14:41] ---
    Why did you suddenly turn on the TV?
[14:44] ---
    Because I'm bored.
[14:46] ---
    There's nothing here.
[14:49] ---
    And that's it for us!
    Back to the studio!

[14:53] ---
    Huh? Are you doubting me?
[14:56] ---
    That's not it.
[14:57] ---
    When spirit mediums came by,
    they said this place was bad news, right?
[15:01] ---
    This is my prediction, but maybe
    those ghosts are hiding right now.
[15:05] ---
    It was like this
    back with Turbo Granny, too.
[15:08] ---
    When the spirit's power is weak,
    it's hard for me to notice them.
[15:11] ---
    So it's easy for them to go into hiding.
[15:14] ---
    In other words...
[15:16] ---
    This'll be a piece of cake, yeah?
[15:17] ---
    How awesome!
[15:19] ---
    Lady Momo! Allow me
    to massage your shoulders!
[15:21] ---
    Hey!
[15:24] ---
    I have no objections.
[15:26] ---
    Oh, I want to drink some juice.
    A sweet one!
[15:31] ---
    I will get some ready right away!
[15:33] ---
    Touched... Shoulder...
[15:36] ---
    Let's get some rest for now.
[15:39] ---
    Okarun, you should sit too.
[15:45] ---
    Spirits are gonna show up at night anyway,
    so let's rest when we can.
[15:55] ---
    Okay.
[15:56] ---
    And so, I'm gonna head out
    into the hot springs district!
[15:58] ---
    Huh?
[16:00] ---
    Did you just say there were no spirits
    because you wanted to go to the hot springs?
[16:04] ---
    That's not true! There really aren't any!
[16:07] ---
    Anyway, please have fun with Jiji, okay?
[16:09] ---
    Huh? You're really gonna go?
[16:11] ---
    What are we gonna do
    if a spirit shows up?
[16:14] ---
    It's fine! I'll be back by evening!
[16:18] ---
    I'm heading out!
[16:19] ---
    - Hurray!
    - Wait, Miss Ayase!
[16:21] ---
    Hurray!
[16:22] ---
    Lady Momo! I have brought you
    your sweet juice.
[16:25] ---
    Huh?
[16:27] ---
    Miss Ayase went to the hot springs district.
[16:29] ---
    Seriously? I wanted to go with her!
[16:37] ---
    Wanna play soccer?
[16:41] ---
    You trap it, then...
[16:42] ---
    Yup, that's it!
[16:43] ---
    You're good!
[16:44] ---
    Now try kicking it my way!
[16:46] ---
    Get your pivot foot next to the ball, and
    kick it here with the inside of your foot!
[16:51] ---
    Oh, I'm sorry!
[16:53] ---
    It's okay!
[16:54] ---
    Here!
[16:56] ---
    Sorry about that!
[16:58] ---
    I'm so pathetic.
[16:59] ---
    I'm glad Miss Ayase isn't here!
[17:02] ---
    But if I practice here,
[17:04] ---
    I might be able to show Miss Ayase
    when the time is right!

[17:06] ---
    Oh, that's amazing, Okarun!
    You're so cool!

[17:11] ---
    Hey, hey, Okarun!
[17:13] ---
    Oh, sorry.
[17:15] ---
    You in love with Momo?
[17:19] ---
    Huh?
[17:22] ---
    I hope they're getting along.
[17:26] ---
    It's a first guy friend for Okarun,
    so I'm sure I'd just get in the way.

[17:31] ---
    Good for you, Okarun.
[17:36] ---
    I mean, Momo is cute.
[17:38] ---
    - For me, Miss Ayase was my first friend.
    - Hey, pass!
[17:41] ---
    I respect her, and she's very dear to me!
[17:45] ---
    Nice pass!
[17:46] ---
    I see, someone dear to you.
    Someone you respect.
[17:52] ---
    I really love Momo's face
    and personality.
[17:58] ---
    I do as well!
[18:00] ---
    Huh?
[18:01] ---
    You just said respect!
[18:03] ---
    It's respect on top of all that!
[18:05] ---
    Isn't that a bit unfair?
[18:07] ---
    Then I'll add how I love
    Momo's eyes! There, I win!
[18:10] ---
    Wha...
[18:10] ---
    Then I'll say all that, plus I love her mouth!
[18:13] ---
    There! I win!
[18:14] ---
    Nope, no good! That's no good!
[18:16] ---
    You can't say "no good"!
[18:18] ---
    I first started off saying I like her face,
    so yours doesn't count!
[18:21] ---
    Then your love of her eyes
    won't count either!
[18:24] ---
    It's fine!
[18:25] ---
    I'm Momo's childhood friend!
[18:28] ---
    There, I win!
[18:29] ---
    Grrrr!
[18:34] ---
    Win...
[18:35] ---
    Huh? In what?
[18:36] ---
    You can't just say
    you win outta nowhere!
[18:39] ---
    This is...
[18:40] ---
    Right, I'm sorry.
[18:41] ---
    What?
[18:45] ---
    I'm starting to feel dizzy.
    Time to head out.
[18:51] ---
    It's too bad that it's an open-air bath,
    but the walls are too high to see any scenery.
[18:59] ---
    Oh, we already have someone here.
[19:04] ---
    And she's quite a hottie!
[19:11] ---
    What!?
[19:13] ---
    You're so stubborn!
    But I'll admit you've got some guts!
[19:17] ---
    I'm not done yet! I haven't given up!
[19:22] ---
    Hey, let's shake hands as friends!
[19:26] ---
    Oh fine.
[19:29] ---
    I got you now!
[19:30] ---
    Damn you!
[19:32] ---
    Miss Ayase would never be okay
    with something this sneaky!
[19:35] ---
    Admit defeat, Okarun!
[19:38] ---
    No way! I'm not gonna give up!
[19:40] ---
    Okarun!
[19:43] ---
    Mr. Jiji, stop! Look at that!
[19:50] ---
    Look at what?
[19:51] ---
    That! Look!
[19:54] ---
    Isn't it a bit strange there?
[20:01] ---
    There wasn't a room
    right next to the foyer, was there?
[20:06] ---
    Young lady, you came
    to a co-ed bath while being so young?
SIGN    MALE/FEMALE COMMUNAL USE WATCH YOUR FEET
[20:11] ---
    There's no way I could read that!
[20:13] ---
    Whew, so hot.
[20:15] ---
    A beer would be nice right now!
[20:17] ---
    Paradise!
[20:19] ---
    I didn't notice at all, but you're right.
[20:22] ---
    It was jutting out
    when we look at it from the outside.
[20:24] ---
    There should be something here.
[20:30] ---
    It's hollow.
[20:32] ---
    Yikes. What should I do?
[20:34] ---
    I want to get out right now,
[20:36] ---
    but those guys are in the way
    so it's hard to get out.

[20:38] ---
    Oh no! I have to hurry out of here.
[20:40] ---
    I'm starting to feel lightheaded!
[20:43] ---
    Let's try breaking it down.
[20:44] ---
    Is it all right?
[20:45] ---
    Probably not. We're renting the house,
    but we gotta do it, right?
[20:49] ---
    There has to be some reason...
[20:52] ---
    A reason why my parents
    ended up that way!
[20:55] ---
    Young lady, do you know about gators?
[20:58] ---
    Huh?
[20:59] ---
    Gators? You mean those things
    that look like lizards?
[21:03] ---
    Nope, that's not it!
[21:04] ---
    They're guys who often show up
    in co-ed baths and target naked women.
[21:16] ---
    Can I deal with all of them
    using my psychic powers?

[21:29] ---
    I've heard that a pack of wolves disperse
    as soon as you strike their leader.

[21:42] ---
    Crap!