12 - Let's Go to the Cursed House
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[00:01] ---
We beg you!
[00:03] ---
Please keep her in this house!
[00:06] ---
Put her in your house.
[00:08] ---
That's impossible!
[00:09] ---
I can only think of the Ayase residence
that can take in someone like this!
[00:12] ---
We already got a cat, so why not?
[00:14] ---
Don't lump me together
with a nobody like that!
[00:17] ---
That thing doesn't even eat!
[00:19] ---
So what happened
to the male one anyway?
[00:23] ---
It went back to the chemistry room.
[00:25] ---
Huh?
[00:26] ---
"I can stay an anatomical model without
worries as long as Hana is okay," he said.
[00:31] ---
But in return, he's gonna
sneak outta school at night
[00:34] ---
and he'd like to see Hana then.
[00:36] ---
We have to rely on
your magnanimous heart, Auntie!
[00:39] ---
Please!
[00:40] ---
Please!
[00:43] ---
Sheesh. Anatomical models
getting in heat, huh?
[00:47] ---
Just be lovey-dovey without
bothering the neighbors.
[00:50] ---
Anyway, what about the ball?
[00:53] ---
Oh, about that...
[00:54] ---
It was just a Christmas ornament.
[00:57] ---
Crazy.
[00:59] ---
Kinda like when animals make
their butts glow when they're courting?
[01:03] ---
Then it can't be helped.
[01:04] ---
No, I'm not convinced at all.
[01:06] ---
We're gonna eat, so pull the table out.
[01:09] ---
Okarun, you'll eat too, right?
[01:11] ---
Oh, sure. I'd love to.
[01:15] ---
Man, what a pain.
[01:17] ---
Momo, you have
some amazing powers, huh?
[01:20] ---
I understand why Auntie
trusted you to do the exorcism!
[01:23] ---
And Okarun, too!
That transformation was wicked!
[01:26] ---
It was so badass!
[01:28] ---
I wish I had some kind of power, too.
[01:31] ---
Oh, well, um...
[01:33] ---
I'm getting the table out
so can you guys move?
[01:35] ---
Oh, let me help!
[01:38] ---
Thanks. Hold that end.
[01:40] ---
Roger that!
[01:43] ---
Come on!
You're just getting in my way!
[01:47] ---
Oh, Momo, hold on.
[01:52] ---
Got some lint.
[01:56] ---
Yeah. Thanks.
[01:58] ---
Gimme more thanks, yeah?
[02:00] ---
Just move, please.
[02:02] ---
I'll get outta the way after one more.
[02:03] ---
Then I'll never say it.
[02:07] ---
You're the one I fell in love with.
I won't let go of you no matter what!
[02:12] ---
If I don't do anything right here and now,
I'll regret it for the rest of my life!
[02:17] ---
Miss Ayase!
[02:19] ---
There's lint!
[02:24] ---
Got it. Sorry about that.
[02:27] ---
Thanks.
[02:28] ---
And what's wrong?
[02:29] ---
I decided that
I'm not going to hold back.
[02:32] ---
I decided that
I'm going to fight adamantly.
[02:35] ---
Against what?
[02:38] ---
I'm looking at only you
[02:42] ---
Since the day I met you,
all the way to right now
[02:47] ---
I want to shout that I love you
[02:51] ---
Let's try to change tomorrow
[02:53] ---
Hey, morons. You're in the way.
[02:55] ---
Settle down!
[02:57] ---
You'll kick up dust all over the place!
[02:58] ---
Sorry, ma'am!
[02:59] ---
And Momo, you're gonna stay over
at Jiji's place this weekend
[03:03] ---
so you better have your
underwear and stuff ready.
[03:04] ---
Hey! Why would you
say stuff like that?
[03:07] ---
Miss Ayase? At Mr. Jiji's house? Why!?
[03:10] ---
What? I didn't tell you?
[03:13] ---
Jiji's house is cursed
and he wants it exorcised.
[03:17] ---
That's why he came to our place.
[03:23] ---
Miss Ayase, were you going
to go there all alone with Mr. Jiji!?
[03:26] ---
Of course not.
[03:28] ---
I was planning on asking you
to come along, Okarun.
[03:30] ---
I'd feel a bit uneasy doing it by myself.
[03:32] ---
Then let's hurry up and get it done!
[03:34] ---
Let's resolve it quickly and have
Mr. Jiji hurry on home!
[03:38] ---
Thank you! Woo!
[03:40] ---
What? What now?
[03:46] ---
Crap! School at night is super scary!
[03:50] ---
Isn't it bad to go in without permission?
[03:51] ---
It's fine. We're just gonna
play with a Ouija board.
[03:55] ---
I'll film it on video.
[03:56] ---
Huh? Hold on,
do you hear something?
[03:59] ---
Come on, stop that.
[04:05] ---
- No way. For real?
- What? No, scary!
[04:12] ---
You're in the way! Stand aside!
SIGN KAMIGOE CITY STATION
[04:28] ---
Wait for me, Hana!
[04:29] ---
I'm coming to see you right now!
[04:31] ---
Hana!
[04:49] ---
He's not here yet.
[04:53] ---
And it's four o'clock already.
[05:04] ---
It's fine. I'll wait here
with you until he shows up.
[05:09] ---
I'm sure he'll come.
[05:13] ---
It'll be okay.
[05:41] ---
Sorry for being late, Hana.
[05:44] ---
Taro.
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I love you.
[06:15] ---
Crap. I fell asleep.
[06:17] ---
What? Hey!
[06:18] ---
If you're here, you should wake me up!
[06:21] ---
Thank you so much, Miss Momo!
[06:24] ---
You were waiting with her!
[06:26] ---
I had a lot happen tonight, but starting
tomorrow, I will make sure to come on time.
[06:30] ---
You're gonna come every day?
SIGN KEEP OUT JIJI'S ROOM
[06:44] ---
Damn it, I can't sleep again tonight.
[06:54] ---
Because of him.
[08:28] ---
I'll pretend to take this,
SIGN EPISODE 12
LET'S GO
TO THE CURSED HOUSE
[08:30] ---
and then take this one!
[08:33] ---
Okarun, you really suck
at playing Old Maid!
[08:35] ---
You guys just have demented personalities!
[08:38] ---
Maybe you're naïve? Yeah, naïve!
[08:40] ---
A naïve Okarun? Priceless!
[08:42] ---
I won't play anymore!
[08:44] ---
Sheesh, that was just a joke.
We're kidding!
[08:47] ---
Okarun! I'll give you some candy!
So cheer up!
[08:51] ---
Wow, these are so nostalgic.
I love these!
[08:54] ---
I bought a ton so you should
eat some too, Momo!
[08:58] ---
By the way, I was really impressed that
the candy shop over there still exists!
[09:01] ---
That grandma running the shop
never changes!
[09:04] ---
She still did the, "Here you go.
Your change is 500,000 yen," bit.
[09:08] ---
I was so touched
like Creamy Mami, woo!
[09:11] ---
I hate having thoughts like this.
[09:15] ---
I get fed up
with my own shortcomings.
[09:19] ---
But I can't do anything about this feeling.
[09:23] ---
I have to take my mind off of it somehow.
[09:25] ---
I have to concentrate
on getting my nut back!
[09:30] ---
Nut... Nut... Nut...
[09:34] ---
Nut...
[09:35] ---
Nut, nut, nut, nut, nut...
[09:37] ---
Nut, nut, nut, nut, nut, nut...
[09:40] ---
Okarun, what's wrong?
[09:40] ---
My nut!
[09:43] ---
Okarun, you're thinking about
your nut too much.
[09:45] ---
No, that's not it! This is...
[09:47] ---
Hey, I've been wondering
for a while now.
[09:50] ---
Since when have dirty jokes
been the new thing?
[09:52] ---
Oh no, that's not it.
There's a lot of things going on.
[09:56] ---
Then I'll make
something else get popular.
[09:58] ---
Hip joint!
[10:00] ---
No. Dirty jokes are not in.
[10:02] ---
Vamo lá!
[10:03] ---
That's Kazu's thing.
[10:05] ---
Pathetic! You're so pathetic, Ken!
[10:08] ---
But at this rate,
my own heart won't last!
[10:12] ---
I must take initiative
in grasping Miss Ayase's interests.
[10:18] ---
I will now talk about tsuchinokos!
[10:22] ---
Whoa now!
[10:24] ---
Tsuchinoko? I wanna hear!
[10:26] ---
UMAs are not creatures of fantasy!
[10:28] ---
Actually, even gorillas were UMAs
until about a hundred years ago!
[10:32] ---
And I believe that a tsuchinoko will be
the next UMA to follow in the footsteps of gorillas!
SIGN SPECIAL FEATURE THE TRUTH ABOUT THE TSUCHINOKO
SIGN BECOME POPULAR WITH HIGH DIMENSIONAL POWERS
[10:37] ---
Oh yeah, our village has
a legend of a great serpent.
[10:40] ---
A shrine that's said to have 200 years
of history and worships a great snake.
[10:44] ---
It's called Tsuchinoko Shrine!
[10:47] ---
Wow!
[10:48] ---
Let's go to that shrine! I want to see
a giant tsuchinoko snake!
[10:51] ---
Sheesh, you're so hopeless.
Stay close to me at all times, okay?
[10:55] ---
Crap! The initiative!
[10:57] ---
A mummified kappa!
[10:59] ---
There's a shrine that worships that, too.
[11:01] ---
So shrines that worship UMAs
are not that uncommon.
[11:05] ---
How's that? I'll toss that UMA shrine legend
right back at ya!
SIGN GIANT MAN-EATING WORM DEEP DIVE!! WHERE SUBTERRANEANS GATHER!
[11:08] ---
Seriously? Isn't that totally wicked?
[11:11] ---
That means kappas exist!
[11:13] ---
Wait, hold on, then what about Nessie?
[11:15] ---
They have a photo and everything!
[11:17] ---
I personally think they exist!
Because I want to see them!
[11:19] ---
The photograph of Nessie
is called the Surgeon's Photograph.
[11:21] ---
They have since determined it to be a fake,
but I saw one recently with my own eyes!
[11:25] ---
Seriously? I wanna see one, too!
[11:27] ---
Huh? Come to think,
this is the first time
[11:28] ---
So they really do exist!
[11:30] ---
that I've talked this much to someone
other than Miss Ayase.
[11:31] ---
More like, I've never been able
to talk about stuff like this.
[11:33] ---
This is fun!
[11:33] ---
This is fun!
[11:35] ---
Okarun, you're amazing!
You know everything!
[11:38] ---
I totally respect you as a friend!
[11:41] ---
F-Friend.
[11:43] ---
Huh? We're not?
[11:44] ---
I'm totally shocked, and absorbed.
[11:47] ---
You're one of Momo's friends, right?
[11:49] ---
Then can you make me
one of your friends, too?
[11:53] ---
Sorry, I am an awkward fellow
after all.
[11:57] ---
I told you to not say that!
[11:59] ---
Huh? What's up? Why?
[12:00] ---
You don't have to know, Jiji!
[12:03] ---
Even Momo is leaving me out
of the loop, too!
[12:05] ---
Why isn't he more despicable?
If he's such a good guy,
[12:11] ---
then I...
[12:18] ---
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
[12:20] ---
This is a hot springs district!
[12:23] ---
It's in relation to my dad's work...
[12:25] ---
Wasn't your dad a teacher or something?
[12:28] ---
He's doing research on volcanoes
at a nearby college.
[12:31] ---
And that's why we all moved here, too.
SIGN MANJU HOT SPRINGS MANJU
[12:34] ---
A volcano? Is it okay?
Not gonna erupt or anything?
SIGN TARGET PRACTICE AMUSEMENT CENTER
[12:37] ---
There are records that it erupted
about 200 years ago.
[12:42] ---
But it seems to have calmed down since.
[12:44] ---
I see.
[12:51] ---
Slurp-a-durp!
[12:53] ---
Are we gonna...
[12:55] ---
I don't wanna hear it.
[12:56] ---
Hurray!
[13:16] ---
Slurp-a-durp!
[13:19] ---
Hurray!
[13:33] ---
This way now!
[13:39] ---
How is it, Momo?
Do you see a weird aura or anything?
[13:42] ---
Just how much stamina do you have?
[13:49] ---
I don't see anything at all.
[13:52] ---
Like, it's totally ordinary.
[13:53] ---
For real?
[13:55] ---
All the spirit mediums said
it was totally bad news!
[13:58] ---
More like I want to get
some rest first. I'm thirsty.
[14:01] ---
Wait, you really can't see anything?
[14:03] ---
Really? For real?
[14:04] ---
Really, for real.
[14:05] ---
H-Hold on, Miss Ayase.
[14:10] ---
Okarun, hurry on over!
[14:12] ---
Oh, okay.
[14:25] ---
How is it, Miss Ayase?
[14:27] ---
Do you see any weird auras or something?
[14:35] ---
How is it?
[14:36] ---
The TV turned on by itself!
[14:38] ---
That was me.
[14:40] ---
Oh, that scared me!
[14:41] ---
Why did you suddenly turn on the TV?
[14:44] ---
Because I'm bored.
[14:46] ---
There's nothing here.
[14:49] ---
And that's it for us!
Back to the studio!
[14:53] ---
Huh? Are you doubting me?
[14:56] ---
That's not it.
[14:57] ---
When spirit mediums came by,
they said this place was bad news, right?
[15:01] ---
This is my prediction, but maybe
those ghosts are hiding right now.
[15:05] ---
It was like this
back with Turbo Granny, too.
[15:08] ---
When the spirit's power is weak,
it's hard for me to notice them.
[15:11] ---
So it's easy for them to go into hiding.
[15:14] ---
In other words...
[15:16] ---
This'll be a piece of cake, yeah?
[15:17] ---
How awesome!
[15:19] ---
Lady Momo! Allow me
to massage your shoulders!
[15:21] ---
Hey!
[15:24] ---
I have no objections.
[15:26] ---
Oh, I want to drink some juice.
A sweet one!
[15:31] ---
I will get some ready right away!
[15:33] ---
Touched... Shoulder...
[15:36] ---
Let's get some rest for now.
[15:39] ---
Okarun, you should sit too.
[15:45] ---
Spirits are gonna show up at night anyway,
so let's rest when we can.
[15:55] ---
Okay.
[15:56] ---
And so, I'm gonna head out
into the hot springs district!
[15:58] ---
Huh?
[16:00] ---
Did you just say there were no spirits
because you wanted to go to the hot springs?
[16:04] ---
That's not true! There really aren't any!
[16:07] ---
Anyway, please have fun with Jiji, okay?
[16:09] ---
Huh? You're really gonna go?
[16:11] ---
What are we gonna do
if a spirit shows up?
[16:14] ---
It's fine! I'll be back by evening!
[16:18] ---
I'm heading out!
[16:19] ---
- Hurray!
- Wait, Miss Ayase!
[16:21] ---
Hurray!
[16:22] ---
Lady Momo! I have brought you
your sweet juice.
[16:25] ---
Huh?
[16:27] ---
Miss Ayase went to the hot springs district.
[16:29] ---
Seriously? I wanted to go with her!
[16:37] ---
Wanna play soccer?
[16:41] ---
You trap it, then...
[16:42] ---
Yup, that's it!
[16:43] ---
You're good!
[16:44] ---
Now try kicking it my way!
[16:46] ---
Get your pivot foot next to the ball, and
kick it here with the inside of your foot!
[16:51] ---
Oh, I'm sorry!
[16:53] ---
It's okay!
[16:54] ---
Here!
[16:56] ---
Sorry about that!
[16:58] ---
I'm so pathetic.
[16:59] ---
I'm glad Miss Ayase isn't here!
[17:02] ---
But if I practice here,
[17:04] ---
I might be able to show Miss Ayase
when the time is right!
[17:06] ---
Oh, that's amazing, Okarun!
You're so cool!
[17:11] ---
Hey, hey, Okarun!
[17:13] ---
Oh, sorry.
[17:15] ---
You in love with Momo?
[17:19] ---
Huh?
[17:22] ---
I hope they're getting along.
[17:26] ---
It's a first guy friend for Okarun,
so I'm sure I'd just get in the way.
[17:31] ---
Good for you, Okarun.
[17:36] ---
I mean, Momo is cute.
[17:38] ---
- For me, Miss Ayase was my first friend.
- Hey, pass!
[17:41] ---
I respect her, and she's very dear to me!
[17:45] ---
Nice pass!
[17:46] ---
I see, someone dear to you.
Someone you respect.
[17:52] ---
I really love Momo's face
and personality.
[17:58] ---
I do as well!
[18:00] ---
Huh?
[18:01] ---
You just said respect!
[18:03] ---
It's respect on top of all that!
[18:05] ---
Isn't that a bit unfair?
[18:07] ---
Then I'll add how I love
Momo's eyes! There, I win!
[18:10] ---
Wha...
[18:10] ---
Then I'll say all that, plus I love her mouth!
[18:13] ---
There! I win!
[18:14] ---
Nope, no good! That's no good!
[18:16] ---
You can't say "no good"!
[18:18] ---
I first started off saying I like her face,
so yours doesn't count!
[18:21] ---
Then your love of her eyes
won't count either!
[18:24] ---
It's fine!
[18:25] ---
I'm Momo's childhood friend!
[18:28] ---
There, I win!
[18:29] ---
Grrrr!
[18:34] ---
Win...
[18:35] ---
Huh? In what?
[18:36] ---
You can't just say
you win outta nowhere!
[18:39] ---
This is...
[18:40] ---
Right, I'm sorry.
[18:41] ---
What?
[18:45] ---
I'm starting to feel dizzy.
Time to head out.
[18:51] ---
It's too bad that it's an open-air bath,
but the walls are too high to see any scenery.
[18:59] ---
Oh, we already have someone here.
[19:04] ---
And she's quite a hottie!
[19:11] ---
What!?
[19:13] ---
You're so stubborn!
But I'll admit you've got some guts!
[19:17] ---
I'm not done yet! I haven't given up!
[19:22] ---
Hey, let's shake hands as friends!
[19:26] ---
Oh fine.
[19:29] ---
I got you now!
[19:30] ---
Damn you!
[19:32] ---
Miss Ayase would never be okay
with something this sneaky!
[19:35] ---
Admit defeat, Okarun!
[19:38] ---
No way! I'm not gonna give up!
[19:40] ---
Okarun!
[19:43] ---
Mr. Jiji, stop! Look at that!
[19:50] ---
Look at what?
[19:51] ---
That! Look!
[19:54] ---
Isn't it a bit strange there?
[20:01] ---
There wasn't a room
right next to the foyer, was there?
[20:06] ---
Young lady, you came
to a co-ed bath while being so young?
SIGN MALE/FEMALE COMMUNAL USE WATCH YOUR FEET
[20:11] ---
There's no way I could read that!
[20:13] ---
Whew, so hot.
[20:15] ---
A beer would be nice right now!
[20:17] ---
Paradise!
[20:19] ---
I didn't notice at all, but you're right.
[20:22] ---
It was jutting out
when we look at it from the outside.
[20:24] ---
There should be something here.
[20:30] ---
It's hollow.
[20:32] ---
Yikes. What should I do?
[20:34] ---
I want to get out right now,
[20:36] ---
but those guys are in the way
so it's hard to get out.
[20:38] ---
Oh no! I have to hurry out of here.
[20:40] ---
I'm starting to feel lightheaded!
[20:43] ---
Let's try breaking it down.
[20:44] ---
Is it all right?
[20:45] ---
Probably not. We're renting the house,
but we gotta do it, right?
[20:49] ---
There has to be some reason...
[20:52] ---
A reason why my parents
ended up that way!
[20:55] ---
Young lady, do you know about gators?
[20:58] ---
Huh?
[20:59] ---
Gators? You mean those things
that look like lizards?
[21:03] ---
Nope, that's not it!
[21:04] ---
They're guys who often show up
in co-ed baths and target naked women.
[21:16] ---
Can I deal with all of them
using my psychic powers?
[21:29] ---
I've heard that a pack of wolves disperse
as soon as you strike their leader.
[21:42] ---
Crap!
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