23 - Hey, it’s a Kaiju

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[00:43] ---
    Miss Ayase, the sky...
[00:46] ---
    Is this the alien's...
[00:48] ---
    For real?
[00:49] ---
    An alien! It's a space kaiju!
[00:54] ---
    How do we beat that thing?
[00:55] ---
    No idea!
[00:57] ---
    Any weaknesses?
[00:58] ---
    No clue!
[01:08] ---
    An alien?
[01:10] ---
    Aira!
[01:13] ---
    Thank goodness.
[01:15] ---
    Everyone suddenly disappeared!
[01:18] ---
    Did I do something again?
[01:20] ---
    It's not your fault.
[01:22] ---
    Looks like it's best
    if we group up with Momo Ayase!
[01:25] ---
    The sky is pitch black!
[01:31] ---
    It's a kaiju!
[01:34] ---
    Run for it!
[01:53] ---
    Ridiculous!
[01:58] ---
    - Perv!
    - Help me!
[02:01] ---
    I can't keep running forever!
[02:14] ---
    Can you not do that
    while we're in school uniforms?
[02:17] ---
    Seriously that!
SIGN    EPISODE 23
    HEY, IT'S A KAIJU
[03:52] ---
    Jiji! Take that guy and run!
[03:54] ---
    Hold on! I'm the leader!
[03:58] ---
    Enjoji, take that guy and flee!
[04:01] ---
    Got it!
[04:03] ---
    Regroup at my place later!
[04:15] ---
    You barfnugget! You can eat it!
[04:20] ---
    What power!
[04:23] ---
    Before it gigantifies,
    it's an invisible speed type.
[04:26] ---
    After it gigantifies,
    it turns into a power type?
[04:31] ---
    When it grows big, it only uses
    melee attacks that utilize its power.
[04:40] ---
    Then, how about this?
[04:58] ---
    Look out!
[05:13] ---
    It's not just power.
[05:15] ---
    Ain't that unfair?
[05:17] ---
    Are projectiles like that legit?
[05:20] ---
    Space kaiju.
[05:40] ---
    Listen here! You should be
    more mindful of time and place!
[05:45] ---
    If you don't...
[05:47] ---
    then you'll never be popular!
[05:55] ---
    Nice one, Aira!
[05:56] ---
    Slowpoke Momo Ayase,
    you go for the legs!
[05:59] ---
    And you shall call me "Leader"!
[06:02] ---
    Shut up already! Blockhead Aira!
[06:14] ---
    How's that?
[06:20] ---
    You fool!
[06:22] ---
    It's because you didn't call me Leader!
[06:25] ---
    Behold how a leader moves...
[06:27] ---
    and watch closely!
[06:47] ---
    How's that, Momo Ayase?
[06:49] ---
    This is how a leader moves!
[06:53] ---
    Behind you!
[07:01] ---
    Leader this, leader that.
    Shut up already!
[07:09] ---
    Unhand me!
[07:13] ---
    You are not damaging it!
[07:15] ---
    That's fine!
    More like, help me out here!
[07:18] ---
    Huh? Why would I help you?
[07:21] ---
    Are you saying the leader can't show me
    some teamwork?
[07:27] ---
    I suppose I must!
[08:14] ---
    It's running out of control!
[08:16] ---
    Who is it after?
[08:30] ---
    Perhaps that kaiju
    is the descendant of a dinosaur,
[08:33] ---
    and it's evolved to survive in space.
[08:35] ---
    Maybe it converts an unknown cosmic energy
    into electrical energy with that horn?
[08:40] ---
    That would explain
    the optical camouflage, too.
[08:43] ---
    If we can get to the light source,
    we might be able to stop it.
[08:47] ---
    In the meantime, I will keep
    diverting this thing's attention!
[08:59] ---
    Not bad!
[09:01] ---
    Now, let's do this!
[09:06] ---
    All right!
[09:15] ---
    Eat this!
[09:24] ---
    A job well done.
[09:31] ---
    It's finally my turn to shine.
[09:39] ---
    What's this? It got scared of a powerful,
    pretty soldier and ran away.
[09:43] ---
    You moron, it hasn't run away!
    It's coming!
[09:46] ---
    What are you talking about?
    It's not here!
[09:53] ---
    - Aira!
    - Aira-chan!
[09:59] ---
    Aira-chan, jump!
[10:05] ---
    Ouch!
[10:07] ---
    What's going on here?
[10:09] ---
    Don't drop your guard.
[10:11] ---
    It's right there. You can't see it
    because it's invisible.
[10:16] ---
    Invisible, you say?
[10:23] ---
    I can only see a dust cloud!
[10:33] ---
    Aira!
[10:39] ---
    Aira-chan!
[10:53] ---
    Let's go!
[10:57] ---
    Damn it! What's up with this?
[11:01] ---
    What's going on here?
[11:03] ---
    P-Please don't drip that sweat on me!
[11:07] ---
    H-How horrible!
    This handsome guy is the worst!
[11:10] ---
    He puts up a good front,
    but he actually looks down on people!
[11:14] ---
    It's nothing like that!
[11:15] ---
    Damn it, take my sweat and snot!
[11:18] ---
    Wait up! Stop! Seriously!
[11:21] ---
    I'll end up becoming
    a complicated po-po-po-pow!
[11:28] ---
    Ouch! You're the worst!
[11:30] ---
    This handsome guy is the worst!
[11:48] ---
    That was close.
[11:50] ---
    No, seriously. Please don't do that.
[12:06] ---
    Who're you?
    You wanna be murdered?
[12:11] ---
    Your face changed?
[12:15] ---
    Why do you stand before me?
[12:22] ---
    Are you someone like Takakura?
[12:31] ---
    Wait! Where are you going?
[12:33] ---
    You need to take me and flee, don't you?
[12:36] ---
    Are you going to leave me
    all alone? Is that okay?
[12:38] ---
    What will Miss Momo Ayase say if you
    did something like that? Huh?
[12:43] ---
    Where is Momo?
[12:44] ---
    What are you talking about?
    She told you earlier to flee!
[12:48] ---
    She said regroup at her house!
[12:50] ---
    Regroup?
[12:53] ---
    Is today the day that I can fight him?
[12:57] ---
    Hurray!
[13:00] ---
    Hey, hold on a second!
[13:01] ---
    Don't leave me behind!
[13:11] ---
    Okarun!
[13:15] ---
    Going full throttle.
[13:21] ---
    Nice one, Okarun!
[13:22] ---
    Crap!
[13:23] ---
    I used my second full throttle!
[13:26] ---
    What?
[13:30] ---
    I'm falling!
[13:34] ---
    Miss Ayase, thank you very much!
[13:36] ---
    Don't, "Whoa!" me!
[13:39] ---
    What are we gonna do?
    You can't transform anymore!
[13:41] ---
    There's nothing I can do about it!
[13:57] ---
    Retreat!
[13:59] ---
    Miss Ayase!
[14:00] ---
    The power lines!
    We're gonna hit the power lines!
[14:03] ---
    Shut up!
[14:05] ---
    Run by yourself, then!
[14:06] ---
    That's impossible!
    Miss Shiratori is unconscious!
[14:09] ---
    Wake her up. She's the leader, isn't she?
[14:12] ---
    But that's so terrible!
[14:18] ---
    Ugh, geez! I'm the only one
    who's doing all the running!
[14:23] ---
    I'm so sorry, Miss Ayase.
    Thank you very much!
[14:26] ---
    We have our barrier for now,
    so our place would be okay, right?
[14:30] ---
    Huh? Miss Shiratori, are you all right?
[14:33] ---
    Huh? She's not peeling off.
[14:34] ---
    Miss Shiratori!
[14:37] ---
    Hey! She's faking it!
[14:39] ---
    Get off, damn you!
[14:41] ---
    So horrible!
    What the hell are you doing?
[14:43] ---
    Since when were you faking it,
    you skank?
[14:45] ---
    Give me back the steps
    that brought you all the way here!
[14:48] ---
    Like I could return it!
[14:49] ---
    I was hit by an attack because
    you're a slowpoke in the first place!
[14:53] ---
    Oh, you're here!
[14:56] ---
    H-He's turned into Evil Eye!
[14:58] ---
    What?
[15:00] ---
    Let's hurry up and fight!
    I'm sick of waiting for you!
[15:04] ---
    Today isn't a day to fight, so nope.
[15:06] ---
    That's right, Evil Eye. Today isn't it.
[15:08] ---
    He has clothes on.
[15:16] ---
    What should we do?
    Should we ask Evil Eye to fight with us?
[15:19] ---
    We can't do that.
[15:21] ---
    The promise is that
    he's only going to fight with me.
[15:23] ---
    If it becomes okay for him to fight others,
    then who knows what he'll think afterwards.
[15:34] ---
    Is Ms. Seiko not home?
[15:36] ---
    She's in a different prefecture today
    for a TV show.
[15:39] ---
    Oh, crap! We can't do this
    if it's just me and Aira, huh?
[15:43] ---
    It'd be nice if we knew
    about its weakness or something.
[15:46] ---
    Man, this sucks.
[15:49] ---
    Miss Ayase, what's that?
[15:52] ---
    That part is glowing.
[15:55] ---
    May I see it for a bit?
[15:56] ---
    What's up?
[16:18] ---
    It's here, here, here, here, here!
[16:20] ---
    The kaiju is headed this way!
[16:23] ---
    Momo Ayase! It's coming!
[16:24] ---
    Crap!
[16:25] ---
    I guess we gotta do this!
[16:34] ---
    Okarun, take care of Evil Eye
    and Perv over here, too!
[16:37] ---
    Eek! This is a terrible dream!
    It's not reality!
[16:41] ---
    Who the hell is this guy?
[16:51] ---
    Miss Ayase! Let's use this!
[16:54] ---
    The nanoskin!
[16:55] ---
    We fixed this house with nanoskin!
[16:58] ---
    That's why it was glimmering!
[17:00] ---
    Hold on, this isn't the time for...
[17:03] ---
    If we use this nanoskin,
    we might be able
[17:06] ---
    to defeat that space kaiju!
[17:24] ---
    Crap. Crap, crap!
    The footsteps are getting closer!
[17:28] ---
    Okarun, what's your strategy?
    How are we gonna use this to defeat it?
[17:33] ---
    Hey, what're you doing?
[17:35] ---
    I wanna murder.
[17:37] ---
    This house is almost
    completely made from nanoskin.
[17:41] ---
    Mr. Ludris had said...
[17:44] ---
    that nanoskin is made
    from ultra-high-density nanomachines.
[17:48] ---
    The nanomachines catch our brains' electric
    signals and give shape to what we imagine.
[17:56] ---
    So, what does that mean?
[17:58] ---
    I'll just try it out for starters!
[18:00] ---
    I wanna kill.
[18:01] ---
    Don't get in the way!
[18:03] ---
    Did you say nanomachines?
[18:06] ---
    Listen up.
[18:07] ---
    Imagine that this entire house
    is one nanoskin,
[18:11] ---
    and we'll reshape the entire thing!
[18:17] ---
    Whoa, what is this?
[18:18] ---
    Is this okay?
    The house won't break, right?
[18:21] ---
    Crap! I can't imagine it right!
[18:23] ---
    What're you trying to imagine?
[18:25] ---
    Just something really big.
[18:29] ---
    The walls are closing in!
[18:31] ---
    Miss Shiratori, please get away!
    I can't concentrate!
[18:33] ---
    Shiratori! You get your ass over here!
[18:37] ---
    Okarun! Turn everything back for now!
[18:39] ---
    Or else we'll get crushed by the house!
[18:41] ---
    Got it!
[18:43] ---
    Takakura, if it's an image
    of something big, leave it to me!
[18:47] ---
    Who the hell are you?
[18:49] ---
    Nanomachines are from sci-fi.
    And if we're talking sci-fi, I'm your guy!
[18:56] ---
    I'm Kinta Sakata!
[19:04] ---
    What? What? What?
[19:06] ---
    A-Amazing!
[19:08] ---
    We somehow got this?
[19:10] ---
    I wanna murder.
[19:11] ---
    Now, bring it on! My imagination!
[19:16] ---
    Here it is!
[19:26] ---
    Miss Shiratori!
[19:27] ---
    I'll murder...
[19:35] ---
    Okarun!
SIGN    BATHROOM
[19:47] ---
    No, no, no, no!
[19:48] ---
    Anything but falling down!
[19:52] ---
    Wait, going up?
[19:54] ---
    Damn idiots!
[19:57] ---
    Come on, what is this?
[20:00] ---
    My shoulders are gonna fall out!
[20:05] ---
    I wanna... kill.
[20:20] ---
    Yow!
[21:06] ---
    Why?!
[21:09] ---
    Okay, hold on a sec,
    what's going on?
[21:11] ---
    Can everyone hear me?
[21:12] ---
    I can hear you!
[21:13] ---
    I hear you.
[21:15] ---
    Sakata, this is amazing that you can
    imagine something like this.
[21:18] ---
    This isn't what I imagined!
[21:21] ---
    I'm sorry, it might be my fault.
[21:22] ---
    You said something big,
    so I thought of a Buddha.
[21:25] ---
    God damn it!
[21:27] ---
    But it's fine because
    I'm currently riding in a robot!
[21:30] ---
    Shut up! Stop shouting!
[21:33] ---
    I'm not mature enough to stay quiet
    with a robot in front of me!
[21:37] ---
    I wanna kill.
[21:40] ---
    I hereby dub thee
    Great Kinta Bodhisattva, Zeta Version!
[21:44] ---
    I have bestowed upon you a name.
    Yes, it was me!
[21:49] ---
    Now let's go, Great Kin...
[21:54] ---
    More like, how do we move this thing?
[23:37] ---
    Is this unit...
[23:38] ---
    I don't care, just hurry up and move it!
[23:40] ---
    You're amazing, Sakata!
[23:41] ---
    I wanna kill.
[23:42] ---
    Takakura, are you in love with anyone?
[23:44] ---
    Can you ask me that question, too?
[23:45] ---
    Who's this guy?
[23:46] ---
    Let's go, everyone!
SIGN    EPISODE 24 CLASH! SPACE KAIJU VS. GIANT ROBOT!
[23:47] ---
    "Clash! Space Kaiju vs. Giant Robot!"
[23:50] ---
    Please watch it!