6 - A Dangerous Woman Arrives

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:02] ---
    The balls are wrapped
    in a veil of my spiritual energy.
[00:07] ---
    The balls glimmer gold,
    about five centimeters in diameter.
[00:11] ---
    You'll recognize it the instant you see it.
[00:14] ---
    Nope, it's not anywhere.
[00:15] ---
    That's impossible!
    We'll never find anything that small!
[00:18] ---
    If you searched this hard and you can't find it,
    then someone probably took them already.
[00:23] ---
    Huh?
[00:24] ---
    The balls are filled
    with a powerful life force.
[00:27] ---
    Spirits and yokai monsters
    are drawn to stuff like that.
[00:31] ---
    They believe they'll come back to life
    if they gather enough items with high life force.
[00:37] ---
    That's why evil spirits attack people,
    and try to steal life force from them.
[00:43] ---
    Isn't that bad news?
[00:45] ---
    If someone takes them,
    there's no way to look for them.
[00:49] ---
    Like I care about that.
[00:54] ---
    - You're the one who lost them!
    - Ow! Stop it.
[00:56] ---
    You look for it with us, damn it!
[00:58] ---
    You goddamn turds!
[01:00] ---
    Oh, wait, hold on, that hurts, wait...
[01:04] ---
    This treatment... I'll never forget it.
[01:08] ---
    We should go home for now
    and think of a different strategy.
[01:11] ---
    Right.
[01:12] ---
    Find them?
[01:13] ---
    Not at all.
[01:16] ---
    If you have no leads,
    there's nothing you can do.
[01:20] ---
    I'll ask people I know
    if they have ball intel, too.
[01:24] ---
    Ball intel?
[01:25] ---
    Also, don't forget that you still have
    Turbo Granny's powers inside you.
[01:31] ---
    Seems it's not going haywire this time,
    but it's still a dangerous power.
[01:36] ---
    Stay put until you figure something out.
[01:38] ---
    Okay!
[01:48] ---
    Hey.
[01:49] ---
    Are you going out with Ayase?
[01:51] ---
    Huh? Oh, no, I'm not dating her.
[01:54] ---
    Huh? Is that right? I see.
[01:57] ---
    Then can you introduce us?
[02:01] ---
    Ayase is super cute!
[02:03] ---
    I've been wanting
    to get to know her for a while now!
[02:05] ---
    Miss Ayase is...
[02:07] ---
    cute!?
[02:09] ---
    I never even considered that.
[02:11] ---
    I was just happy
    that I made my first friend.
[02:14] ---
    But wait, if I think about it,
    she might be cute.
[02:19] ---
    No, wait!
[02:20] ---
    Miss Ayase is my friend!
[02:21] ---
    Thinking she's cute is bad!
    That's impure!
[02:24] ---
    So you guys have, like, done it, right?
[02:26] ---
    Huh?
[02:27] ---
    Rumors say she'll sleep with anyone.
[02:30] ---
    Huh? Who'd say such a thing?
[02:32] ---
    Dunno. But it's true, right?
[02:34] ---
    Come on, please...
[02:36] ---
    Who is spreading those rumors?
[02:40] ---
    Huh? What's going on here?
[02:43] ---
    You wanna fight?
[02:45] ---
    I asked you who was spreading
    such rumors.
[02:50] ---
    Ya see, Momo-chan...
[02:53] ---
    ain't that kind of girl.
[02:56] ---
    It's best not to spread rumors like that.
[02:59] ---
    It's not me! I get it!
[03:02] ---
    I get it, so let go of me!
[03:05] ---
    Hey, what's up? You okay?
[03:07] ---
    - I'm sorry.
    - Hey.
[03:25] ---
    Calm down! Calm down!
[03:27] ---
    Yo.
[03:30] ---
    Looks like you're havin' a hard time.
[03:43] ---
    I haven't been to a school in centuries.
    It's gotten so nice.
[03:47] ---
    What're you doing here of all places?
[03:49] ---
    In the first place, aren't you quarantined
    in Miss Ayase's house?
[03:53] ---
    Seiko said, "Cat, you can roam free.
    You can't do anything anyway."
[03:59] ---
    I can see her saying that.
[04:01] ---
    Anyway, aren't you in trouble?
[04:03] ---
    That power is way too heavy
    of a burden for you.
[04:07] ---
    You should let me inside
    your body once more.
[04:11] ---
    Don't worry.
[04:13] ---
    I'll leave as soon as
    I regain my power.
[04:17] ---
    It's a really simple process.
[04:20] ---
    Give me a break!
[04:21] ---
    You returning my balls
    to me comes first!
[04:23] ---
    I won't fall for slick talk like that!
[04:25] ---
    Okarun!
[04:29] ---
    Whatcha up to?
[04:31] ---
    Miss Ayase! Actually, right now...
[04:33] ---
    - Inside this is Tur—
    - Shh! Quiet!
[04:40] ---
    ...bo Gra...
[04:43] ---
    Ayase is super cute!
[04:46] ---
    C-Cute...
[04:51] ---
    What the hell?
[04:51] ---
    Why are you shying away from me?
[04:53] ---
    Um, well, it's not what you think.
[04:56] ---
    Then look at me!
[04:57] ---
    Um, hold on.
[04:59] ---
    And like, stop!
[05:00] ---
    Why are you running from me?
[05:03] ---
    Wait, damn you!
[05:05] ---
    It's not what you think!
[05:07] ---
    - I'll kill your punk ass!
    - Why!?
[05:10] ---
    Guess I'll enjoy campus life
    for the first time in a while.
[05:14] ---
    Oof.
[05:16] ---
    Momo, why you so mad?
[05:18] ---
    What? Something happen with your bae?
[05:21] ---
    For some reason he's totally avoiding me.
[05:23] ---
    I'm seriously pissed.
    And he ain't my boyfriend, either.
[05:26] ---
    But he's a good guy.
[05:27] ---
    Huh? That came from nowhere.
    Whatcha talkin' about?
[05:30] ---
    I heard from someone in Class C.
[05:33] ---
    Okarun got in a fight with boys
    who were badmouthing you.
[05:37] ---
    What?
[05:38] ---
    Seems someone is spreading
    nasty rumors about you.
[05:44] ---
    And I heard he got pissed about that.
[05:47] ---
    Then why is he avoiding me?
[05:51] ---
    I am just too pretty.
[05:55] ---
    Everyone's eyes are glued to me
    when I'm just walking down the hall.
[06:00] ---
    And I'm not just cute.
[06:02] ---
    I even greet the local blockheads
    with a smile.
[06:06] ---
    By believing that a pretty girl likes them,
    they can live another day.
[06:11] ---
    I am a pretty girl who is also kind.
[06:14] ---
    But someone as perfect as myself
    has things to get super upset about.
[06:19] ---
    I wanted to get back at that bitch,
    so I spread rumors that she's a slut.
[06:24] ---
    But the rumor isn't spreading much.
    So maddening!
[06:27] ---
    They just don't get it at all.
[06:30] ---
    She's a demon.
[06:34] ---
    I saw it clearly back then.
[06:39] ---
    She had demon wings on her back!
[06:43] ---
    Momo Ayase.
    She's definitely a demon!
[06:49] ---
    But since I suddenly became
    able to see things like that,
[06:53] ---
    then I must be a chosen individual!
[06:57] ---
    I had hunches that I was.
[06:59] ---
    I mean, I'm all too pretty!
[07:02] ---
    As proof, this fell down from the sky.
[07:07] ---
    A golden ball!
[07:09] ---
    This is telling me to save this world
    from evil demons!
[07:17] ---
    I get it! I'll do it!
[07:20] ---
    I mean, after all, I am a pretty girl!
[09:00] ---
    Ouch!
SIGN    EPISODE 6 A DANGEROUS WOMAN ARRIVES
[09:02] ---
    Ow! So annoying!
[09:04] ---
    What is this?
[09:06] ---
    A marble?
[09:18] ---
    Huh?
[09:55] ---
    Aira!
[09:58] ---
    I brought that thing you wanted.
[10:00] ---
    I only borrowed it, so be careful.
[10:01] ---
    I finally have all the equipment I need.
SIGN    HOLY BLESSINGS AND BANISHMENT PRAYERS
[10:12] ---
    Doesn't this smell oily?
    Is this cross genuine?
[10:15] ---
    How should I know?
[10:17] ---
    Hey, are you really doing this?
[10:19] ---
    Of course I am!
[10:20] ---
    I have been chosen
    because I'm just too beautiful.
[10:25] ---
    I must save the world!
[10:29] ---
    I'll believe you because I'm your friend,
    but Aira, you've been weird lately.
[10:33] ---
    What you're trying to do now
    is kinda strange, too.
[10:37] ---
    Hold on a second! What is that!?
[10:41] ---
    There's a woman in a red dress!
[10:48] ---
    Sorry. We don't see it at all.
[10:50] ---
    It can't be! That must be her familiar!
[10:53] ---
    Momo Ayase is trying to spy on us!
[10:56] ---
    Both of you, get low!
    Her familiar will find us!
[11:00] ---
    Shiratori, what are you doing?
[11:03] ---
    It's a bit hot today,
    so I was feeling how cold the wall is.
[11:07] ---
    Shiratori, you're such a ditz.
[11:09] ---
    Hey, I am not!
    But people often say that I am.
[11:14] ---
    So pesky.
SIGN    WE'RE GONNA DO IT AFTER SCHOOL. YOU CAN'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT IT!
[11:21] ---
    You really are a ditz.
[11:22] ---
    - Oh no, you're getting Aira in trouble!
    - Right? Yeah, no doubt.
[11:31] ---
    Hey.
[11:33] ---
    Yes?
[11:34] ---
    I'm telling you to look at me!
[11:36] ---
    I'm watching over Turbo Granny
    so she doesn't run off somewhere!
[11:39] ---
    You won't be able to stop me.
[11:41] ---
    Wait, why is Granny at school!?
[11:44] ---
    Huh? Why do I have to take orders
    from ya?
[11:48] ---
    Cuz you lost against me.
[11:50] ---
    Bring it on, punk! I'll take you on!
[11:52] ---
    - Yeah! Come at me!
    - I'll get you!
[11:54] ---
    Anyway, Turbo Granny said
    she found a strange woman.
[11:59] ---
    Why don't we talk about that?
[12:01] ---
    That's right. Don't think I was just
    simply strolling around the school.
[12:06] ---
    I was looking for them golden balls, too.
[12:08] ---
    Huh? Why would the golden balls
    be at school, idiot?
[12:13] ---
    All right, you're dead meat.
    Goodbye to you!
[12:15] ---
    It's worth a search, I think.
[12:17] ---
    I didn't think about it, but there's a possibility
    that a human, and not a yokai, picked them up.
[12:22] ---
    It looks like a pretty ball made of gold.
[12:26] ---
    It wouldn't be a surprise
    if anyone picked it up.
[12:29] ---
    However, if a human picked it up,
    it might awaken their spiritual powers
[12:34] ---
    and depending on the person,
    allow them to see spirits.
[12:37] ---
    The fact they can see spirits means
    the spirits can see them, too.
[12:41] ---
    There's the danger
    that they might get attacked.
[12:44] ---
    That's terrible.
    You should've said so earlier!
[12:47] ---
    Who is this strange woman?
[12:49] ---
    I don't know her name.
[12:52] ---
    I'll go introduce her to you after school.
[12:57] ---
    Momo Ayase!
[12:58] ---
    Just how much power does she have?
[13:02] ---
    Can I defeat her with just the cross
    and the holy book they got for me?
[13:07] ---
    Besides, she has a familiar.
[13:10] ---
    Can I take both of them on at once?
[13:14] ---
    She's getting closer!
[13:16] ---
    The woman in the red dress!
[13:22] ---
    Okarun!
[13:24] ---
    All right, time to go look!
[13:26] ---
    Where's Granny?
[13:27] ---
    She's in my backpack.
[13:30] ---
    Miss Momo Ayase.
[13:34] ---
    I need to talk to you. Alone.
[13:40] ---
    Huh? What? I'm busy right now.
[13:44] ---
    It'll be over quickly, so please.
[13:47] ---
    This girl is the one
    who I dropped the washtub onto.
[13:49] ---
    Has she caught onto something?
[13:51] ---
    It might get annoying later,
    so I guess I'll go.
[13:54] ---
    Okarun, go ahead and start looking.
[13:57] ---
    I'll join you later!
[13:58] ---
    What?
[14:00] ---
    Okay.
[14:02] ---
    Oh, brother. I'm not sure
    if I can look for it alone.
[14:06] ---
    It's her.
[14:07] ---
    Huh?
[14:15] ---
    You brought me all the way here.
    What'd you wanna talk about?
[14:28] ---
    Die, demon!
[14:30] ---
    It stinks! It smells oily! What is it?
[14:33] ---
    O demon, return to the world
    you belong in!
[14:37] ---
    Hold her legs!
    Make sure she doesn't move!
[14:41] ---
    You idiots!
[14:50] ---
    There they are! The demon wings!
[14:52] ---
    The cross isn't working!
[14:54] ---
    If that's the case...
[14:57] ---
    If I use the golden ball
    I received from the heavens...
[15:03] ---
    That's...
[15:04] ---
    So you picked up the ball?
[15:07] ---
    You know about this ball?
[15:09] ---
    I won't give this ball to you!
[15:11] ---
    This is a sacred ball
    that I was given to save the world with!
[15:15] ---
    No way! That's Okarun's family jewels!
    Give it back, moron!
[15:19] ---
    You're the worst!
[15:20] ---
    How dare you say that
    to the sacred ball! How vulgar!
[15:24] ---
    Damn you!
[15:25] ---
    Ouch! Are you
    a complete idiot?
[15:26] ---
    Don't revere someone else's
    nutsack so much!
[15:29] ---
    Miss Ayase! I found it!
[15:31] ---
    Okarun! You're a serious lifesaver!
[15:33] ---
    She's got your ball!
    She's the strange woman!
[15:37] ---
    He's on her side?
[15:38] ---
    That's not true!
    She's not the strange woman!
[15:41] ---
    She's the one who's being targeted
    by the strange woman.
[15:47] ---
    I finally have you now, Aira.
[15:53] ---
    I've been waiting all this time
    until you became able to see me.
[16:03] ---
    Mommy!
[16:07] ---
    Here's Mommy!
[16:10] ---
    The familiar!
[16:14] ---
    Okarun! Do it!
[16:16] ---
    Okay!
[16:23] ---
    What a surprise!
[16:26] ---
    Are you after my little Aira?
[16:29] ---
    You were a demon, too?
[16:32] ---
    Man, I hate this...
[16:33] ---
    I wanna go home.
[16:36] ---
    I feel so withered...
[16:40] ---
    I won't let you have Aira!
[16:46] ---
    Okarun!
[16:47] ---
    Don't you just be eating him!
[16:50] ---
    Come on!
[16:54] ---
    Damn it!
[16:55] ---
    My hands are tied
    so I can't control it the way I want!
[17:06] ---
    We finally meet, Aira.
[17:10] ---
    I waited for over ten years
    for you to look at me, Aira.
[17:15] ---
    Hey, you! You're not
    Momo Ayase's familiar?
[17:19] ---
    Don't "Hey you" me, moron!
[17:21] ---
    I am your Mommy!
[17:22] ---
    Just how much do you think
    that I've loved you?
[17:26] ---
    You called me Mommy back then!
[17:30] ---
    I was so happy about that.
[17:32] ---
    It was the first time
    you said anything like that.
[17:35] ---
    Please call me that one more time.
[17:40] ---
    Now, call me Mommy!
[17:43] ---
    Hey, damn old hag.
[17:44] ---
    Give Okarun back.
[17:48] ---
    I thought assaulting humans
    was against the rules!
[17:52] ---
    Each and every one of you...
[17:54] ---
    I am in the middle
    of an emotional reunion here.
[17:57] ---
    Hold it, Momo Ayase!
    What in the world is this thing?
[18:00] ---
    Is it possible that you're enemies
    with this demon?
[18:03] ---
    If so, why don't we cooperate
    and defeat this demon together?
[18:06] ---
    What the hell are you talking about?
[18:08] ---
    Whew, that was close.
[18:12] ---
    I was about to be that thing's side dish.
[18:14] ---
    Turbo Granny!
[18:18] ---
    That's Acrobatic Silky.
[18:21] ---
    Wait, that's Muko's phone!
[18:24] ---
    You pilfered it to do internet searches?
[18:26] ---
    Let's see. A red dress, acrobatic movements,
    and silky hair.
[18:31] ---
    You're a yokai yourself,
    but you don't know anything about her?
[18:34] ---
    I don't care about rookie nobodies.
[18:38] ---
    I am a chosen one!
    Because I'm too pretty!
[18:42] ---
    I defeat monsters like you!
[18:45] ---
    Aira-chan, what did you just say?
[18:48] ---
    I'm going to defeat monsters like you,
    and uphold world peace!
[18:55] ---
    Knock it off! Why are you
    chomping 'em all down?
[19:00] ---
    It's all your fault!
[19:01] ---
    You tempted Aira
    into becoming a delinquent!
[19:05] ---
    She called me a monster!
[19:07] ---
    She would never have said that before!
[19:11] ---
    Granny, hurry up and get this zip tie off!
[19:13] ---
    Oh, that's impossible.
[19:14] ---
    Come on, cooperate a little bit!
[19:16] ---
    She just ate Okarun!
[19:18] ---
    This'll be bad for me to face alone!
[19:20] ---
    You guys were the ones
    who took my power from me.
[19:23] ---
    I can't do anything for ya.
[19:26] ---
    No way!
[19:32] ---
    First, how about you apologize!
[19:34] ---
    It's all your fault, after all!
[19:37] ---
    Now, say it!
[19:40] ---
    Piece of crap.
[19:42] ---
    Girgle.
[19:47] ---
    My acrobatics are like a violent storm!
[19:51] ---
    Ensnaring anything and everything,
    then swing them away!
[19:59] ---
    Here!
[20:01] ---
    Oh, you're such a hopeless child.
[20:05] ---
    This is Aira's special privilege, but if you want
    to say it that badly, you may.
[20:10] ---
    Try saying "Mommy" right now.
    I'll forgive you if you do.
[20:15] ---
    Come on!
[20:18] ---
    I can't hear you.
[20:20] ---
    You have to say it properly.
    Ready? "M-O-M-M-Y."
[20:27] ---
    I told you to say it, damn brat!
[20:29] ---
    Say, "Mommy"!
[20:30] ---
    You...
[20:31] ---
    Piece of crap.
[20:43] ---
    Where is my baby?
[20:47] ---
    Come on now, you got gobbled up.
[20:50] ---
    Hey, nobody.
[20:52] ---
    I'm still willing to forgive you,
    so return the brats you swallowed.
[20:56] ---
    What are you?
    Can you not speak to me right now?
[21:01] ---
    Why don't you speak politely, punk!
    I am your elder by far.
[21:05] ---
    Sounds like you've got a death wish.
[21:08] ---
    A beckoning cat supposedly has the ability
    to beckon over some good fortune.
[21:14] ---
    You ate some hair when you ate Momo.
[21:18] ---
    So hot!
[21:20] ---
    What is this!? My hair is burning!
[21:22] ---
    It's burning inside my body, too!
[21:24] ---
    What did you do to me,
    you foul feline?
[21:27] ---
    That cross that the girl
    was holding was a lighter.
[21:33] ---
    Momo took that lighter
    and lit your hair on fire.
[21:37] ---
    There's nothing combustible
    inside your body.
[21:40] ---
    But you coincidentally ate your own hair.
[21:44] ---
    Such fortuity becomes inevitability
    because I'm here.
[21:58] ---
    So hot!
[21:59] ---
    Miss Ayase, that's being too reckless!
[22:01] ---
    Huh? Okarun, you were the first to be eaten!
    Don't preach to me!
[22:05] ---
    Rescue successful!
[22:07] ---
    Time for the counterattack, damn it!
[23:44] ---
    I will uphold peace in this world!
SIGN    EPISODE 7 TO A KINDER WORLD
[23:52] ---
    Next episode, "To a Kinder World"