# 6 - A Dangerous Woman Arrives
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**[00:02] ---**
The balls are wrapped
in a veil of my spiritual energy.
**[00:07] ---**
The balls glimmer gold,
about five centimeters in diameter.
**[00:11] ---**
You'll recognize it the instant you see it.
**[00:14] ---**
Nope, it's not anywhere.
**[00:15] ---**
That's impossible!
We'll never find anything that small!
**[00:18] ---**
If you searched this hard and you can't find it,
then someone probably took them already.
**[00:23] ---**
Huh?
**[00:24] ---**
The balls are filled
with a powerful life force.
**[00:27] ---**
Spirits and yokai monsters
are drawn to stuff like that.
**[00:31] ---**
They believe they'll come back to life
if they gather enough items with high life force.
**[00:37] ---**
That's why evil spirits attack people,
and try to steal life force from them.
**[00:43] ---**
Isn't that bad news?
**[00:45] ---**
If someone takes them,
there's no way to look for them.
**[00:49] ---**
Like I care about that.
**[00:54] ---**
- You're the one who lost them!
- Ow! Stop it.
**[00:56] ---**
You look for it with us, damn it!
**[00:58] ---**
You goddamn turds!
**[01:00] ---**
Oh, wait, hold on, that hurts, wait...
**[01:04] ---**
This treatment... I'll never forget it.
**[01:08] ---**
We should go home for now
and think of a different strategy.
**[01:11] ---**
Right.
**[01:12] ---**
Find them?
**[01:13] ---**
Not at all.
**[01:16] ---**
If you have no leads,
there's nothing you can do.
**[01:20] ---**
I'll ask people I know
if they have ball intel, too.
**[01:24] ---**
*Ball intel?*
**[01:25] ---**
Also, don't forget that you still have
Turbo Granny's powers inside you.
**[01:31] ---**
Seems it's not going haywire this time,
but it's still a dangerous power.
**[01:36] ---**
Stay put until you figure something out.
**[01:38] ---**
Okay!
**[01:48] ---**
Hey.
**[01:49] ---**
Are you going out with Ayase?
**[01:51] ---**
Huh? Oh, no, I'm not dating her.
**[01:54] ---**
Huh? Is that right? I see.
**[01:57] ---**
Then can you introduce us?
**[02:01] ---**
Ayase is super cute!
**[02:03] ---**
I've been wanting
to get to know her for a while now!
**[02:05] ---**
*Miss Ayase is...*
**[02:07] ---**
*cute!?*
**[02:09] ---**
*I never even considered that.*
**[02:11] ---**
*I was just happy
that I made my first friend.*
**[02:14] ---**
*But wait, if I think about it,
she might be cute.*
**[02:19] ---**
*No, wait!*
**[02:20] ---**
*Miss Ayase is my friend!*
**[02:21] ---**
*Thinking she's cute is bad!
That's impure!*
**[02:24] ---**
So you guys have, like, done it, right?
**[02:26] ---**
Huh?
**[02:27] ---**
Rumors say she'll sleep with anyone.
**[02:30] ---**
Huh? Who'd say such a thing?
**[02:32] ---**
Dunno. But it's true, right?
**[02:34] ---**
Come on, please...
**[02:36] ---**
Who is spreading those rumors?
**[02:40] ---**
Huh? What's going on here?
**[02:43] ---**
You wanna fight?
**[02:45] ---**
I asked you who was spreading
such rumors.
**[02:50] ---**
Ya see, Momo-chan...
**[02:53] ---**
ain't that kind of girl.
**[02:56] ---**
It's best not to spread rumors like that.
**[02:59] ---**
It's not me! I get it!
**[03:02] ---**
I get it, so let go of me!
**[03:05] ---**
Hey, what's up? You okay?
**[03:07] ---**
- I'm sorry.
- Hey.
**[03:25] ---**
*Calm down! Calm down!*
**[03:27] ---**
Yo.
**[03:30] ---**
Looks like you're havin' a hard time.
**[03:43] ---**
I haven't been to a school in centuries.
It's gotten so nice.
**[03:47] ---**
What're you doing here of all places?
**[03:49] ---**
In the first place, aren't you quarantined
in Miss Ayase's house?
**[03:53] ---**
Seiko said, "Cat, you can roam free.
You can't do anything anyway."
**[03:59] ---**
*I can see her saying that.*
**[04:01] ---**
Anyway, aren't you in trouble?
**[04:03] ---**
That power is way too heavy
of a burden for you.
**[04:07] ---**
You should let me inside
your body once more.
**[04:11] ---**
Don't worry.
**[04:13] ---**
I'll leave as soon as
I regain my power.
**[04:17] ---**
It's a really simple process.
**[04:20] ---**
Give me a break!
**[04:21] ---**
You returning my balls
to me comes first!
**[04:23] ---**
I won't fall for slick talk like that!
**[04:25] ---**
Okarun!
**[04:29] ---**
Whatcha up to?
**[04:31] ---**
Miss Ayase! Actually, right now...
**[04:33] ---**
- Inside this is Tur—
- Shh! Quiet!
**[04:40] ---**
...bo Gra...
**[04:43] ---**
*Ayase is super cute!*
**[04:46] ---**
C-Cute...
**[04:51] ---**
What the hell?
**[04:51] ---**
Why are you shying away from me?
**[04:53] ---**
Um, well, it's not what you think.
**[04:56] ---**
Then look at me!
**[04:57] ---**
Um, hold on.
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And like, stop!
**[05:00] ---**
Why are you running from me?
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Wait, damn you!
**[05:05] ---**
It's not what you think!
**[05:07] ---**
- I'll kill your punk ass!
- Why!?
**[05:10] ---**
Guess I'll enjoy campus life
for the first time in a while.
**[05:14] ---**
Oof.
**[05:16] ---**
Momo, why you so mad?
**[05:18] ---**
What? Something happen with your bae?
**[05:21] ---**
For some reason he's totally avoiding me.
**[05:23] ---**
I'm seriously pissed.
And he ain't my boyfriend, either.
**[05:26] ---**
But he's a good guy.
**[05:27] ---**
Huh? That came from nowhere.
Whatcha talkin' about?
**[05:30] ---**
I heard from someone in Class C.
**[05:33] ---**
Okarun got in a fight with boys
who were badmouthing you.
**[05:37] ---**
What?
**[05:38] ---**
Seems someone is spreading
nasty rumors about you.
**[05:44] ---**
And I heard he got pissed about that.
**[05:47] ---**
Then why is he avoiding me?
**[05:51] ---**
*I am just too pretty.*
**[05:55] ---**
*Everyone's eyes are glued to me
when I'm just walking down the hall.*
**[06:00] ---**
*And I'm not just cute.*
**[06:02] ---**
*I even greet the local blockheads
with a smile.*
**[06:06] ---**
*By believing that a pretty girl likes them,
they can live another day.*
**[06:11] ---**
*I am a pretty girl who is also kind.*
**[06:14] ---**
*But someone as perfect as myself
has things to get super upset about.*
**[06:19] ---**
*I wanted to get back at that bitch,
so I spread rumors that she's a slut.*
**[06:24] ---**
*But the rumor isn't spreading much.
So maddening!*
**[06:27] ---**
*They just don't get it at all.*
**[06:30] ---**
*She's a demon.*
**[06:34] ---**
*I saw it clearly back then.*
**[06:39] ---**
*She had demon wings on her back!*
**[06:43] ---**
*Momo Ayase.
She's definitely a demon!*
**[06:49] ---**
*But since I suddenly became
able to see things like that,*
**[06:53] ---**
*then I must be a chosen individual!*
**[06:57] ---**
*I had hunches that I was.*
**[06:59] ---**
*I mean, I'm all too pretty!*
**[07:02] ---**
*As proof, this fell down from the sky.*
**[07:07] ---**
*A golden ball!*
**[07:09] ---**
*This is telling me to save this world
from evil demons!*
**[07:17] ---**
*I get it! I'll do it!*
**[07:20] ---**
*I mean, after all, I am a pretty girl!*
**[09:00] ---**
Ouch!
***SIGN*** EPISODE 6 A DANGEROUS WOMAN ARRIVES
**[09:02] ---**
Ow! So annoying!
**[09:04] ---**
What is this?
**[09:06] ---**
A marble?
**[09:18] ---**
Huh?
**[09:55] ---**
Aira!
**[09:58] ---**
I brought that thing you wanted.
**[10:00] ---**
I only borrowed it, so be careful.
**[10:01] ---**
I finally have all the equipment I need.
***SIGN*** HOLY BLESSINGS AND BANISHMENT PRAYERS
**[10:12] ---**
Doesn't this smell oily?
Is this cross genuine?
**[10:15] ---**
How should I know?
**[10:17] ---**
Hey, are you really doing this?
**[10:19] ---**
Of course I am!
**[10:20] ---**
I have been chosen
because I'm just too beautiful.
**[10:25] ---**
I must save the world!
**[10:29] ---**
I'll believe you because I'm your friend,
but Aira, you've been weird lately.
**[10:33] ---**
What you're trying to do now
is kinda strange, too.
**[10:37] ---**
Hold on a second! What is that!?
**[10:41] ---**
There's a woman in a red dress!
**[10:48] ---**
Sorry. We don't see it at all.
**[10:50] ---**
It can't be! That must be her familiar!
**[10:53] ---**
Momo Ayase is trying to spy on us!
**[10:56] ---**
Both of you, get low!
Her familiar will find us!
**[11:00] ---**
Shiratori, what are you doing?
**[11:03] ---**
It's a bit hot today,
so I was feeling how cold the wall is.
**[11:07] ---**
Shiratori, you're such a ditz.
**[11:09] ---**
Hey, I am not!
But people often say that I am.
**[11:14] ---**
*So pesky.*
***SIGN*** WE'RE GONNA DO IT AFTER SCHOOL. YOU CAN'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT IT!
**[11:21] ---**
You really are a ditz.
**[11:22] ---**
- Oh no, you're getting Aira in trouble!
- Right? Yeah, no doubt.
**[11:31] ---**
Hey.
**[11:33] ---**
Yes?
**[11:34] ---**
I'm telling you to look at me!
**[11:36] ---**
I'm watching over Turbo Granny
so she doesn't run off somewhere!
**[11:39] ---**
You won't be able to stop me.
**[11:41] ---**
Wait, why is Granny at school!?
**[11:44] ---**
Huh? Why do I have to take orders
from ya?
**[11:48] ---**
Cuz you lost against me.
**[11:50] ---**
Bring it on, punk! I'll take you on!
**[11:52] ---**
- Yeah! Come at me!
- I'll get you!
**[11:54] ---**
Anyway, Turbo Granny said
she found a strange woman.
**[11:59] ---**
Why don't we talk about that?
**[12:01] ---**
That's right. Don't think I was just
simply strolling around the school.
**[12:06] ---**
I was looking for them golden balls, too.
**[12:08] ---**
Huh? Why would the golden balls
be at school, idiot?
**[12:13] ---**
All right, you're dead meat.
Goodbye to you!
**[12:15] ---**
It's worth a search, I think.
**[12:17] ---**
I didn't think about it, but there's a possibility
that a human, and not a yokai, picked them up.
**[12:22] ---**
It looks like a pretty ball made of gold.
**[12:26] ---**
It wouldn't be a surprise
if anyone picked it up.
**[12:29] ---**
However, if a human picked it up,
it might awaken their spiritual powers
**[12:34] ---**
and depending on the person,
allow them to see spirits.
**[12:37] ---**
The fact they can see spirits means
the spirits can see them, too.
**[12:41] ---**
There's the danger
that they might get attacked.
**[12:44] ---**
That's terrible.
You should've said so earlier!
**[12:47] ---**
Who is this strange woman?
**[12:49] ---**
I don't know her name.
**[12:52] ---**
I'll go introduce her to you after school.
**[12:57] ---**
*Momo Ayase!*
**[12:58] ---**
*Just how much power does she have?*
**[13:02] ---**
*Can I defeat her with just the cross
and the holy book they got for me?*
**[13:07] ---**
*Besides, she has a familiar.*
**[13:10] ---**
*Can I take both of them on at once?*
**[13:14] ---**
*She's getting closer!*
**[13:16] ---**
*The woman in the red dress!*
**[13:22] ---**
Okarun!
**[13:24] ---**
All right, time to go look!
**[13:26] ---**
Where's Granny?
**[13:27] ---**
She's in my backpack.
**[13:30] ---**
Miss Momo Ayase.
**[13:34] ---**
I need to talk to you. Alone.
**[13:40] ---**
Huh? What? I'm busy right now.
**[13:44] ---**
It'll be over quickly, so please.
**[13:47] ---**
*This girl is the one
who I dropped the washtub onto.*
**[13:49] ---**
*Has she caught onto something?*
**[13:51] ---**
*It might get annoying later,
so I guess I'll go.*
**[13:54] ---**
Okarun, go ahead and start looking.
**[13:57] ---**
I'll join you later!
**[13:58] ---**
What?
**[14:00] ---**
Okay.
**[14:02] ---**
*Oh, brother. I'm not sure
if I can look for it alone.*
**[14:06] ---**
It's her.
**[14:07] ---**
Huh?
**[14:15] ---**
You brought me all the way here.
What'd you wanna talk about?
**[14:28] ---**
Die, demon!
**[14:30] ---**
It stinks! It smells oily! What is it?
**[14:33] ---**
O demon, return to the world
you belong in!
**[14:37] ---**
Hold her legs!
Make sure she doesn't move!
**[14:41] ---**
You idiots!
**[14:50] ---**
There they are! The demon wings!
**[14:52] ---**
The cross isn't working!
**[14:54] ---**
If that's the case...
**[14:57] ---**
If I use the golden ball
I received from the heavens...
**[15:03] ---**
That's...
**[15:04] ---**
So you picked up the ball?
**[15:07] ---**
You know about this ball?
**[15:09] ---**
I won't give this ball to you!
**[15:11] ---**
This is a sacred ball
that I was given to save the world with!
**[15:15] ---**
No way! That's Okarun's family jewels!
Give it back, moron!
**[15:19] ---**
You're the worst!
**[15:20] ---**
How dare you say that
to the sacred ball! How vulgar!
**[15:24] ---**
Damn you!
**[15:25] ---**
Ouch! Are you
a complete idiot?
**[15:26] ---**
Don't revere someone else's
nutsack so much!
**[15:29] ---**
Miss Ayase! I found it!
**[15:31] ---**
Okarun! You're a serious lifesaver!
**[15:33] ---**
She's got your ball!
She's the strange woman!
**[15:37] ---**
He's on her side?
**[15:38] ---**
That's not true!
She's not the strange woman!
**[15:41] ---**
She's the one who's being targeted
by the strange woman.
**[15:47] ---**
I finally have you now, Aira.
**[15:53] ---**
I've been waiting all this time
until you became able to see me.
**[16:03] ---**
*Mommy!*
**[16:07] ---**
Here's Mommy!
**[16:10] ---**
The familiar!
**[16:14] ---**
Okarun! Do it!
**[16:16] ---**
Okay!
**[16:23] ---**
What a surprise!
**[16:26] ---**
Are you after my little Aira?
**[16:29] ---**
You were a demon, too?
**[16:32] ---**
Man, I hate this...
**[16:33] ---**
I wanna go home.
**[16:36] ---**
I feel so withered...
**[16:40] ---**
I won't let you have Aira!
**[16:46] ---**
Okarun!
**[16:47] ---**
Don't you just be eating him!
**[16:50] ---**
Come on!
**[16:54] ---**
Damn it!
**[16:55] ---**
My hands are tied
so I can't control it the way I want!
**[17:06] ---**
We finally meet, Aira.
**[17:10] ---**
I waited for over ten years
for you to look at me, Aira.
**[17:15] ---**
Hey, you! You're not
Momo Ayase's familiar?
**[17:19] ---**
Don't "Hey you" me, moron!
**[17:21] ---**
I am your Mommy!
**[17:22] ---**
Just how much do you think
that I've loved you?
**[17:26] ---**
You called me Mommy back then!
**[17:30] ---**
I was so happy about that.
**[17:32] ---**
It was the first time
you said anything like that.
**[17:35] ---**
Please call me that one more time.
**[17:40] ---**
Now, call me Mommy!
**[17:43] ---**
Hey, damn old hag.
**[17:44] ---**
Give Okarun back.
**[17:48] ---**
I thought assaulting humans
was against the rules!
**[17:52] ---**
Each and every one of you...
**[17:54] ---**
I am in the middle
of an emotional reunion here.
**[17:57] ---**
Hold it, Momo Ayase!
What in the world is this thing?
**[18:00] ---**
Is it possible that you're enemies
with this demon?
**[18:03] ---**
If so, why don't we cooperate
and defeat this demon together?
**[18:06] ---**
What the hell are you talking about?
**[18:08] ---**
Whew, that was close.
**[18:12] ---**
I was about to be that thing's side dish.
**[18:14] ---**
Turbo Granny!
**[18:18] ---**
That's Acrobatic Silky.
**[18:21] ---**
Wait, that's Muko's phone!
**[18:24] ---**
You pilfered it to do internet searches?
**[18:26] ---**
Let's see. A red dress, acrobatic movements,
and silky hair.
**[18:31] ---**
You're a yokai yourself,
but you don't know anything about her?
**[18:34] ---**
I don't care about rookie nobodies.
**[18:38] ---**
I am a chosen one!
Because I'm too pretty!
**[18:42] ---**
I defeat monsters like you!
**[18:45] ---**
Aira-chan, what did you just say?
**[18:48] ---**
I'm going to defeat monsters like you,
and uphold world peace!
**[18:55] ---**
Knock it off! Why are you
chomping 'em all down?
**[19:00] ---**
It's all your fault!
**[19:01] ---**
You tempted Aira
into becoming a delinquent!
**[19:05] ---**
She called me a monster!
**[19:07] ---**
She would never have said that before!
**[19:11] ---**
Granny, hurry up and get this zip tie off!
**[19:13] ---**
Oh, that's impossible.
**[19:14] ---**
Come on, cooperate a little bit!
**[19:16] ---**
She just ate Okarun!
**[19:18] ---**
This'll be bad for me to face alone!
**[19:20] ---**
You guys were the ones
who took my power from me.
**[19:23] ---**
I can't do anything for ya.
**[19:26] ---**
No way!
**[19:32] ---**
First, how about you apologize!
**[19:34] ---**
It's all your fault, after all!
**[19:37] ---**
Now, say it!
**[19:40] ---**
Piece of crap.
**[19:42] ---**
Girgle.
**[19:47] ---**
My acrobatics are like a violent storm!
**[19:51] ---**
Ensnaring anything and everything,
then swing them away!
**[19:59] ---**
Here!
**[20:01] ---**
Oh, you're such a hopeless child.
**[20:05] ---**
This is Aira's special privilege, but if you want
to say it that badly, you may.
**[20:10] ---**
Try saying "Mommy" right now.
I'll forgive you if you do.
**[20:15] ---**
Come on!
**[20:18] ---**
I can't hear you.
**[20:20] ---**
You have to say it properly.
Ready? "M-O-M-M-Y."
**[20:27] ---**
I told you to say it, damn brat!
**[20:29] ---**
Say, "Mommy"!
**[20:30] ---**
You...
**[20:31] ---**
Piece of crap.
**[20:43] ---**
Where is my baby?
**[20:47] ---**
Come on now, you got gobbled up.
**[20:50] ---**
Hey, nobody.
**[20:52] ---**
I'm still willing to forgive you,
so return the brats you swallowed.
**[20:56] ---**
What are you?
Can you not speak to me right now?
**[21:01] ---**
Why don't you speak politely, punk!
I am your elder by far.
**[21:05] ---**
Sounds like you've got a death wish.
**[21:08] ---**
A beckoning cat supposedly has the ability
to beckon over some good fortune.
**[21:14] ---**
You ate some hair when you ate Momo.
**[21:18] ---**
So hot!
**[21:20] ---**
What is this!? My hair is burning!
**[21:22] ---**
It's burning inside my body, too!
**[21:24] ---**
What did you do to me,
you foul feline?
**[21:27] ---**
That cross that the girl
was holding was a lighter.
**[21:33] ---**
Momo took that lighter
and lit your hair on fire.
**[21:37] ---**
There's nothing combustible
inside your body.
**[21:40] ---**
But you coincidentally ate your own hair.
**[21:44] ---**
Such fortuity becomes inevitability
because I'm here.
**[21:58] ---**
So hot!
**[21:59] ---**
Miss Ayase, that's being too reckless!
**[22:01] ---**
Huh? Okarun, you were the first to be eaten!
Don't preach to me!
**[22:05] ---**
Rescue successful!
**[22:07] ---**
Time for the counterattack, damn it!
**[23:44] ---**
I will uphold peace in this world!
***SIGN*** EPISODE 7 TO A KINDER WORLD
**[23:52] ---**
Next episode, "To a Kinder World"