17 - We Can All Stay There Together!

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    Though wise, working under us in battle,
    oh no, as tragedy is written,
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    the loving son never falters, and sees
    only passion of the soul as precious.
[00:25] ---
    Farewell friend and loved one,
[00:27] ---
    may you not rest in peace but
    instead as the candle in the wind,
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    taking hold of the strained dark soils
    to unleash as a rainbow.
[00:44] ---
    A waste of time.
[00:49] ---
    Though wise, working under us in battle,
    oh no, as tragedy is written,
[00:55] ---
    the loving son never falters, and sees
    only passion of the soul as precious.
[01:02] ---
    Farewell friend and loved one,
[01:04] ---
    may you not rest in peace but
    instead as the candle in the wind,
[01:09] ---
    taking hold of the strained dark soils
    to unleash as a rainbow.
[01:20] ---
    A waste of time!
[02:52] ---
    Time to eat!
SIGN    EPISODE 17
    WE CAN ALL STAY THERE TOGETHER!
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    Delish!
[03:05] ---
    So, why didn't you call me for this one?
[03:07] ---
    I'm the leader, you know!
[03:09] ---
    Why the hell are you here?
    You didn't work, so you can't eat!
[03:13] ---
    What happened to the Rokken Sect?
[03:13] ---
    Don't you know?
    One who doth not work doth not eat!
[03:15] ---
    I haven't contacted them
    at all recently, so I don't know.
[03:16] ---
    What was that?
[03:23] ---
    Milk is tasty, deez.
[03:24] ---
    I'm glad, deez.
[03:26] ---
    Am I allowed to eat, too?
[03:28] ---
    More like, why are you back?
[03:30] ---
    I told you to never come back
    to Earth again!
[03:35] ---
    I was grateful when I was given a cow, deez.
[03:39] ---
    but it didn't produce any milk,
    so I didn't have a choice but to return.
[03:45] ---
    Besides, our [@@@@] is filled
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    with a watery substance called
    [L@@] that sends oxygen directly to our lungs.
[03:53] ---
    What?
[03:54] ---
    So it's difficult to milk the cow, deez.
[03:55] ---
    Huh? What? You breathe with your lungs,
    but you live underwater?
[03:58] ---
    But Chiquitita can't survive unless
    he constantly drinks milk, deez.
[04:04] ---
    And so we decided to live on Earth, deez.
[04:07] ---
    Um! Directly sending oxygen
    to the lungs?
[04:09] ---
    Are you saying you live
    on a perfluorocarbon-based planet?
[04:12] ---
    We can't stay here, deez?
[04:12] ---
    Can you please tell me the details,
    Mr. Mantisian? Please!
[04:14] ---
    That's not true. You can stay here
    as long as you want.
[04:18] ---
    They're no good.
[04:21] ---
    They've gotten too old.
[04:22] ---
    If so, I can't arrange
    for a hayashi performance right now.
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    We have no choice.
[04:28] ---
    I feel sorry for Jiji, but I guess
    he'll stay like that for a while.
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    Even if we had a hayashi performance,
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    could we fully exorcise it?
[04:35] ---
    It's one thing if it's only Evil Eye.
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    But Mr. Jiji's spiritual power is too strong,
    so I don't know if we can separate them.
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    Even if we could, Mr. Jiji might be left
    with some lasting effects.
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    Hot!
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    What the hell are you doing?
[04:53] ---
    - Don't waste food!
    - Come on, Taro.
[04:55] ---
    Hot, hot!
[04:56] ---
    Wait, hold up! It's pitch black!
[04:58] ---
    Where is everyone? Where is this place?
[05:01] ---
    Come on, Taro.
    Are you messing around?
[05:04] ---
    It's not me!
[05:05] ---
    Momo? Are you there?
[05:07] ---
    Jiji?
[05:08] ---
    Jiji, are you back?
[05:09] ---
    Momo?
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    Wait!
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    Evil spirits use people's voices to trick you.
[05:14] ---
    Don't release the seal yet.
[05:18] ---
    Taro, open up your face.
[05:20] ---
    Slowly.
[05:27] ---
    No, which is it?
[05:28] ---
    I can't tell because
    he's making a weird face.
[05:30] ---
    Mr. Jiji?
[05:31] ---
    Momo! Okarun! You're okay?
[05:34] ---
    I'm so glad!
    I was super worried about you!
[05:37] ---
    Auntie is here, too. I'm so glad!
    You're as beautiful as ever!
[05:41] ---
    Looks like he's the real deal.
[05:43] ---
    Grandma, what does this all mean?
[05:45] ---
    Momo, fetch me some cold water.
[05:52] ---
    Bastards. I'll kill you all!
[06:02] ---
    Oww! Hot!
    Hold on, what? The heck?
[06:05] ---
    I see.
[06:07] ---
    This is pretty troublesome.
[06:16] ---
    In other words... What?
[06:21] ---
    Yappa paa, yappa paa,
    two away from the goal.
[06:25] ---
    The frolicking love is a carp in a pond.
[06:28] ---
    Yappa paa, yappa paa,
    two away from the goal.
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    When you splash him with cold water,
    he's Evil Eye.
[06:31] ---
    The bream in your heart
    wants to be embraced.
[06:31] ---
    And when it's hot water,
    he goes back to Jiji?
[06:34] ---
    Yappa paa, yappa paa,
    two away from the goal.
[06:39] ---
    Oww!
[06:41] ---
    Hold on a sec!
    I'm the one who's feeling the pain!
[06:44] ---
    More like, how long
    do I have to lend my body?
[06:44] ---
    Stop fooling around!
[06:47] ---
    I can't be lovey-dovey with Hana like this!
[06:50] ---
    Sorry!
[06:51] ---
    I'm not letting you see Hana for a while.
[06:53] ---
    What?! Ms. Seiko! Why is that?
[06:56] ---
    To begin with, our curfew is 10 o'clock.
[06:59] ---
    I don't wanna let Hana
    see some weird guy late at night.
[07:02] ---
    Ten o'clock is way too early!
[07:04] ---
    More importantly, Jiji, I'm sorry.
[07:08] ---
    You too, Momo and Four-Eyes.
[07:10] ---
    If I knew Evil Eye was there,
    I wouldn't have let you go by yourselves.
[07:14] ---
    This is my responsibility.
[07:17] ---
    I'm sorry.
[07:18] ---
    Hey, quit it. It's not like you.
[07:20] ---
    I asked you for help,
    so please don't apologize.
[07:24] ---
    Sheesh, you guys are all softies.
[07:26] ---
    You really think you can keep Evil Eye in check?
[07:29] ---
    Evil Eye was originally a mountain spirit.
[07:32] ---
    Mountain spirits are at the level
    of being revered as gods.
[07:38] ---
    If an ordinary human
    were to get possessed,
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    they'd go insane. Their cells
    would break down, and they'd die.
[07:44] ---
    That's why they only go after humans
    with high spiritual power.
[07:58] ---
    In that respect, he's the ultimate vessel.
[08:02] ---
    Evil Eye is like a newborn baby right now.
[08:06] ---
    We happened to escape from danger
    this time,
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    but he's only going to get stronger.
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    Eventually, you won't be able to hold him back.
[08:14] ---
    For now, Jiji, make sure to stay
    within sight of someone at all times.
[08:18] ---
    I'll have Manjiro watch over you, too.
SIGN    KAMIGOE CITY
[08:22] ---
    Don't leave Kamigoe City
    until we perform the exorcism.
[08:26] ---
    We won't be able to utilize
    the barrier's power if you do.
[08:29] ---
    That, and Taro's barrier won't last long.
[08:33] ---
    An evil spirit at Evil Eye's level
    can form resistance to barriers.
[08:37] ---
    Also, we'll have to use these.
[08:40] ---
    Everyone, make sure to keep
    a hot water thermos on you.
[08:44] ---
    So you can splash him at any time.
[08:50] ---
    Jiji, I want you to be extra careful, too.
[08:53] ---
    When you wash hands, when you
    drink water, and on rainy days.
[08:56] ---
    Just a tiny bit of cold water
    and you'll transform.
[09:03] ---
    It's time to murder all the humans.
[09:09] ---
    I never want to go through that again.
[09:11] ---
    Right.
[09:15] ---
    We have to do our best
    until the exorcism is complete.
[09:19] ---
    Where're you gonna live, Mantisian?
[09:21] ---
    I decided to be a live-in worker
    at a dairy farm nearby, deez.
[09:26] ---
    It's all thanks to Ms. Seiko, deez.
[09:28] ---
    Thanks for coming to help us out.
[09:30] ---
    If something happens,
    please call for me again, deez.
[09:34] ---
    Um, Mr. Mantisian?
[09:35] ---
    How does that UFO fly?
[09:37] ---
    Is it like an anti-gravity
    propulsion machine?
[09:38] ---
    So cute!
[09:40] ---
    It's [@@K], deez.
[09:44] ---
    By the way, Mantisian,
    what's your name?
[09:47] ---
    Let's see, by terran pronunciation...
[09:51] ---
    It's Peeny Weeny, deez.
[10:02] ---
    Bye-bye, deez!
[10:05] ---
    See ya, Mantisian!
[10:06] ---
    Mr. Mantisian,
    please let me ride it next time!
[10:09] ---
    Chiqui-chan, I'll see you again!
    Shrimp can go home, though!
[10:32] ---
    More like, they're going home on the UFO?
[10:34] ---
    They're really close by, too.
[10:38] ---
    How long until we get to the hospital
    that Jiji's parents are in?
[10:41] ---
    I had them transferred over here,
    so about ten minutes.
[10:45] ---
    Taro, you're wearing your clothes inside out.
[10:47] ---
    Shut up! Normally I prefer to be buck naked.
[10:50] ---
    Got your thermoses?
[10:52] ---
    Got it!
[10:53] ---
    Hot water?
[10:54] ---
    In there!
[10:55] ---
    Okarun.
[10:56] ---
    Ready to go!
[10:56] ---
    Okay!
[11:03] ---
    I'm sorry.
[11:05] ---
    It's fine. You're worrying too much.
[11:07] ---
    Oh, okay.
[11:10] ---
    C'mon. Put your hand here.
[11:13] ---
    Okay.
[11:52] ---
    Um, Miss Ayase, what are you doing?
[11:58] ---
    What? I haven't been doing anything.
[12:01] ---
    Well, I mean your hand is...
    I don't know the game or its rules, so...
[12:06] ---
    I don't know what you're talking about.
[12:10] ---
    Hey, Momo!
[12:12] ---
    Taro won't listen to me at all!
    Please, talk to him!
[12:16] ---
    Shut up!
[12:17] ---
    I can't move my body,
    so Taro needs to move like I do!
[12:21] ---
    What a pain in the ass.
[12:23] ---
    Now, let's go! Ready...
[12:26] ---
    That's completely wrong!
[12:28] ---
    Like I'd know, moron! This is my body,
    so I'll move however I want!
[12:31] ---
    More like was it okay not getting a gift
    for Jiji's parents?
[12:37] ---
    Crap! Is there a supermarket nearby?
SIGN    PRODUCE
SIGN    WE HAVE EVERYTHING SUPERMARKET
[12:41] ---
    There's one near the hospital.
[12:44] ---
    A lifesaver!
[12:45] ---
    I hope they're getting better.
[12:47] ---
    They're always hyper and too rowdy,
    so them being sick is just right.
[12:52] ---
    Isn't that a bit cold?
    Are you trying to act tough?
[12:55] ---
    Of course not. Why would I?
    I'm not that worried to begin with!
[13:12] ---
    I'm glad they look well.
[13:15] ---
    Yup!
[13:16] ---
    More like, why're you standing so still?
[13:18] ---
    Taro, make sure to react accordingly!
[13:21] ---
    You say that, but it's hard
    to move just your body!
[13:24] ---
    Don't look away!
[13:26] ---
    Oh, now you did it!
[13:28] ---
    That's cringy.
[13:29] ---
    Give me my body back.
[13:31] ---
    ...there are no casualties
    as a result of this eruption.
[13:35] ---
    And according to the weather bureau,
SIGN    DEATHS: 0 INJURED: 0
    MAINTAINING ALERT LEVEL FOUR
[13:37] ---
    the wildfires have been contained,
    but they will stay at alert level four.
[13:44] ---
    And the next news...
SIGN    HEINOUS! SUSPICION OF CONFINEMENT AND MURDER
    NINE ARRESTED
[13:45] ---
    Juichi Kito and nine others
    living in Daija Town
[13:48] ---
    have been arrested with charges of murder
    and illegal confinement.
SIGN    NAKI KITO (AGE UNKNOWN)
    WANTED FOR SUSPICION OF THEFT, ARSON,
    ATTEMPTED MURDER, AND VARIOUS OTHER CRIMES.
[13:51] ---
    The suspected ringleader
    Naki Kito, age unknown,
[13:55] ---
    is still on the run, and police
    are seeking her whereabouts.
[14:03] ---
    Damn it.
[14:11] ---
    God damn it!
[14:15] ---
    I spent 200 years growing it that big!
[14:39] ---
    Damn it!
[14:41] ---
    Damn it!
[14:44] ---
    God damn it!
[15:06] ---
    You're not getting away with this,
    Momo Ayase!
[15:22] ---
    You've turned all of us subterraneans
    into your enemy!
[15:33] ---
    Okarun!
[15:39] ---
    Let's go together!
[15:42] ---
    Miss Ayase.
[15:43] ---
    Good morning.
[15:45] ---
    How is Mr. Jiji doing?
[15:47] ---
    Oh, not good.
[15:50] ---
    It looks like Evil Eye
    is getting used to the barrier.
[15:53] ---
    When will you be able to go through
    with the exorcism thing?
[15:55] ---
    I don't know.
    It doesn't seem like an ordinary exorcism.
[15:59] ---
    You know those hayashi performances
    at festivals, right?
[16:18] ---
    They wanna do that to entertain Evil Eye
    so it'll be easier to pull him out.
[16:22] ---
    I see.
[16:24] ---
    But apparently, nobody is willing
    to actually perform the hayashi.
[16:29] ---
    Then, when Taro's barrier no longer works,
    we have to go against Evil Eye again?
[16:34] ---
    We'll have to hold him down.
[16:37] ---
    And so, there's something
    I want to ask you, Okarun.
[16:41] ---
    What is it?
[16:43] ---
    Hey.
[16:46] ---
    Where's Jiji?
    He's not with you?
[16:46] ---
    - Wait! What's with all this?
    - Give Momo back to us.
[16:47] ---
    Miko! Seeing your face calms me down.
[16:51] ---
    What's with you?
[16:52] ---
    I've returned to reality!
[16:55] ---
    More like, wasn't that volcano wicked?
[16:58] ---
    Did you see that eruption?
[17:00] ---
    Sorry, I don't
    wanna talk about that right now.
[17:03] ---
    Huh? Why?
    I thought you'd like stuff like that.
[17:06] ---
    I mean, look at this!
[17:07] ---
    There was a UFO sighting near the volcano!
[17:10] ---
    Huh? What about the giant earthworm?
[17:12] ---
    What's that? An alien?
[17:15] ---
    Like, why don't you buy a smartphone already?
    I can't contact you at all!
[17:19] ---
    Don't got any dough.
[17:21] ---
    Grandma buys me uniforms and stuff,
    but she won't shell out for a smartphone.
[17:34] ---
    I'm the one who spread that fake rumor.
[17:36] ---
    So please don't speak badly
    of Momo Ayase.
[17:45] ---
    Hey, Aira.
[17:47] ---
    Come hang out with me for a bit.
[17:49] ---
    What is it, Miss Ayase?
[17:51] ---
    Come on now, quit the terrible acting.
    Just come on over here.
[17:54] ---
    Hold on, let me go!
    What are you going to do?
[17:57] ---
    Shut up! Quit yer whining and come here!
    This way, come on!
[18:00] ---
    No!
[18:01] ---
    Do you want to die?
[18:03] ---
    Stop being all chummy with me
    in front of my entire class!
[18:06] ---
    There she is. That's the Aira I know.
[18:10] ---
    Just being friendly with the likes of you
    drops my popularity.
[18:14] ---
    You're different, Takakura.
    I'm glad you spoke to me.
[18:18] ---
    So, what do you want to talk about?
[18:22] ---
    So yeah. Okarun and Aira.
[18:26] ---
    I want both of you
    to sleep over at my place.
[18:30] ---
    I'd feel reassured if you two
    were around if Jiji turns back into Evil Eye.
[18:35] ---
    Of course Grandma is with me, but it's not like
    she can watch over him 24 hours a day.
[18:39] ---
    Right now, while I'm at school,
    Manjiro is helping her take care of Jiji.
[18:44] ---
    So I'd like them to rest
    as much as they can at night.
[18:49] ---
    Well, we really have no choice
    about this. Really, no choice.
[18:53] ---
    This is absolutely the worst.
    I mean, gosh. It makes me sick!
[18:58] ---
    We really can't do anything about it.
    I guess I'll have to go.
[19:02] ---
    Why did it end up this way?
    This is really the pits! Man, I hate it!
[19:07] ---
    If you can't, you don't have to—
[19:09] ---
    We'll sleep over!
[19:10] ---
    All right! How about starting tonight?
[19:13] ---
    Tonight? Geez, what should I do?
[19:16] ---
    If you have plans with your friends,
    you can come over anytime after.
[19:20] ---
    I don't have plans like that.
[19:24] ---
    If you got beef with your friends because of me,
    you don't have to force yourself to hang with us.
[19:31] ---
    Why're you telling me things like that?
[19:35] ---
    You don't have anything to do with this,
    and it's all my fault, anyway.
[19:42] ---
    Oh, an arm fell off.
[19:44] ---
    Auntie, what should I do?
    There's smoke coming out, too!
[19:51] ---
    I guess it's finally time.
[19:53] ---
    Taro, you can release yourself now.
    Great job.
[19:59] ---
    Yow.
[20:01] ---
    Man, that was rough.
[20:04] ---
    Thank you, Taro. You're a lifesaver!
[20:07] ---
    Jiji, from here, we have no aid.
[20:07] ---
    Okay, stand! This way! Over here!
[20:09] ---
    Towards the voice!
    The voice, not that way! Left! Left!
[20:10] ---
    You need to be careful of water
    more than ever before.
[20:12] ---
    Make sure to wash your hands
    with hot water.
[20:14] ---
    Yes'm!
[20:14] ---
    No, wrong way!
[20:16] ---
    Stop! Stop! Ouch!
[20:18] ---
    I'm home!
[20:18] ---
    That's a pillar!
[20:19] ---
    Oh, perfect timing for her return.
[20:21] ---
    I brought everyone over.
[20:22] ---
    Pardon me.
[20:24] ---
    Okarun! I missed you!
[20:27] ---
    Looks like you're doing well.
[20:28] ---
    - This way, over here! This way!
    - Huh? Taro's not on you.
[20:34] ---
    Oh, this is the pits. I'm really sick of it.
[20:38] ---
    Aira-chan! You're such a cutie as always!
[20:42] ---
    Thanks. Can you carry my stuff?
[20:44] ---
    Cutie, cutie, you're such a cutie!
    Cutie, cutie, cutie, whoo!
[20:46] ---
    Taro, are you all right?
[20:47] ---
    Hey, Momo.
[20:49] ---
    Hey, where do I hang my coat?
[20:51] ---
    Every last one of you, carry a thermos.
[20:54] ---
    When Jiji transforms,
    splash hot water right away.
[20:57] ---
    I'll take the red one.
[20:58] ---
    Momo!
[20:59] ---
    And we're gonna eat now,
    so get the table out.
[21:03] ---
    Taro, are you okay?
[21:05] ---
    I'm going to rest for a little bit.
[21:07] ---
    Hey, Momo, where did you put
    my fluffy cushion?
[21:11] ---
    Hell if I know.
[21:13] ---
    Mr. Jiji, how are you faring physically?
[21:15] ---
    I should be able to fly the skies, too.
[21:23] ---
    Time to eat!
[21:26] ---
    What toner do you usually use?
[21:28] ---
    SKK Gold Experience.
[21:29] ---
    Looks tasty! Hot!
[21:31] ---
    Pricey! Can I try some later?
[21:34] ---
    Okarun, let's play Smash Bruh later.
[21:34] ---
    What about your moisturizing milk?
[21:35] ---
    - Same brand.
    - Expensive!
[21:36] ---
    I'm really good at it.
[21:38] ---
    All right.
    Why don't we all play it together, then?
[21:41] ---
    Momo, my fluffy cushion...
[21:44] ---
    I said, hell if I know.
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    Hey, Four-Eyes. Pass the soy sauce.
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SIGN    SOY SAUCE
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    Oh, sure.
SIGN    SAUCE
[21:57] ---
    Not that one.
SIGN    SOY SAUCE
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    Oh, right.
SIGN    SAUCE
SIGN    SOY SAUCE
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    - Sleepovers equals love stories, right?
    - You mean ghost stories.
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    - I'll go first.
    - Listen to me.
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    If we're talking love,
    then it's Takakura, and then...
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    You wanna hear a ghost story?
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    You've heard that ghosts
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    tend to gather by the waterside,
    and impure ghosts yearn for dryness.
[24:03] ---
    Wow, you're so smart!
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    So annoying.