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13 - Like, This Is the Legend of the Giant Snake

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    I've heard that a pack of wolves disperses
    as soon as you strike their leader.

[00:41] ---
    Crap! I feel lightheaded.
[00:54] ---
    So hot!
[00:55] ---
    Yow! Yikes!
[00:56] ---
    What did he do?
[00:57] ---
    Maybe he touched a weird spot?
[00:59] ---
    Hey! The girl's getting away!
[01:01] ---
    Get her!
[01:06] ---
    Look out! The fence is falling down!
    Let's get outta here quick!
[01:10] ---
    We're gonna be crushed!
[01:12] ---
    Dunno what's going on,
    but now's my chance!
[01:40] ---
    Whoa.
[01:42] ---
    What a great view.
[01:46] ---
    Good thing this happened to be
    a run-down hot springs.
[01:49] ---
    Talk about lucky. Yep, I sure am.
[01:54] ---
    Turbo Granny? What are you doing here?
[01:56] ---
    Don't underestimate me.
[01:58] ---
    It clicked when Seiko mentioned
    the lad's address.
[02:02] ---
    That was hot springs territory.
[02:06] ---
    That's why I stealthily
    snuck into your backpack.
[02:11] ---
    Why can't you just ask to come?
[02:13] ---
    More like, what am I gonna do
    about this building?
[02:16] ---
    Forget it, it was already run-down.
    It's not like I did anything.
[02:21] ---
    Damn it! What the heck?
[02:23] ---
    Oww.
[02:25] ---
    Who the hell did all this?
[02:28] ---
    Are you the ones responsible?
[02:30] ---
    Hey! These guys are from the Kito family!
[02:32] ---
    You guys are still up to no good?
[02:34] ---
    Crap! Those are
    chamber of commerce guys!
[02:42] ---
    - Don't let 'em get away!
    - Scumbags! I hope you're locked up forever!
[02:45] ---
    Whew, that was a good bath.
[02:49] ---
    You saved me. Thanks.
SIGN    EPISODE 13
    LIKE, THIS IS THE LEGEND
    OF THE GIANT SNAKE
[02:52] ---
    Who would ever save you?
[02:54] ---
    The powers within this vessel
    just came out on its own.
[02:58] ---
    I guess so.
[03:00] ---
    Anyway, did you see Jiji's house?
[03:03] ---
    What do you think, Turbo Granny?
[03:05] ---
    I couldn't see anything at all.
[03:08] ---
    That place is no good.
[03:10] ---
    That house has soaked up
    too much human blood.
[03:22] ---
    Wicked! What is this?
[03:24] ---
    What should we do, Okarun?
[03:26] ---
    I'm not sure, either.
[03:28] ---
    For now, let's wait
    until Miss Ayase comes back.
[03:31] ---
    It's dangerous
    to haphazardly jump in there.
[03:36] ---
    Miss Ayase is back.
[03:38] ---
    Nice timing!
[03:40] ---
    Momo! I found something...
[05:24] ---
    You know that stupid family
    on the corner?
[05:27] ---
    They never say hello!
[05:30] ---
    Really. That makes me sick.
[05:33] ---
    This is our territory after all.
[05:36] ---
    People who don't know about manners
    need to be taught a lesson.
[05:40] ---
    Jin, don't just stand there.
    Sit down and have some snacks.
[05:45] ---
    Thanks!
[05:47] ---
    That's right, you better stay friendly.
[05:50] ---
    You don't have to pay rent
    because I'm so thoughtful.
[05:54] ---
    Thanks!
[05:55] ---
    Kids have such a hard time
    when their parents are so weak.
[05:58] ---
    If it weren't for us, you'd be out
    on the street with nowhere to go.
[06:03] ---
    That's right. You should be grateful.
[06:06] ---
    Mr. Jiji, what's the meaning of this?
[06:09] ---
    This is a rental house.
[06:11] ---
    While my parents are hospitalized,
    I don't have to pay rent.
[06:15] ---
    These folks are the Kitos, the landlords.
[06:18] ---
    Thanks to them, I can stay in this house.
[06:22] ---
    Then, we really did a bad thing
    to that wall.
[06:26] ---
    If they ask, say you don't know.
[06:28] ---
    Hey Jin.
[06:30] ---
    You disappeared without telling us.
[06:35] ---
    My friend said he wanted to come visit,
    so I went to go pick him up!
[06:40] ---
    I can at least do that, right?
[06:42] ---
    Not that I think you would,
[06:44] ---
    but you didn't try to bring in
    another spirit medium or something, did you?
[06:51] ---
    Huh? Gimme a break already!
[06:54] ---
    We don't have any ghosts
    around here, you dimwit!
[06:56] ---
    Are you trying to ruin
    our property's good reputation?
[06:59] ---
    Don't go around lying
    to people about ghosts!
[07:02] ---
    Oh, no, no. Does he look like
    a spirit medium to you?
[07:06] ---
    I was simply fooled
    by those other people!
[07:10] ---
    I have a hunter's license, you know?
[07:13] ---
    Unfortunate accidents happen
    pretty often in the mountains.
[07:17] ---
    For instance, if I was hunting a boar,
[07:21] ---
    and a person just happened
    to jump in front of me.
[07:26] ---
    Oh come on, now.
[07:28] ---
    Even if you have a license,
[07:30] ---
    pointing a gun at people
    will get you in trouble with the police.
[07:34] ---
    Hello there!
[07:44] ---
    Man, that was a pain.
[07:46] ---
    The chamber of commerce guys
    found us.
[07:50] ---
    If Officer Tsuru didn't help us out,
    we'd have been in trouble.
[07:54] ---
    That place was way too run-down.
[07:56] ---
    We have to find our next spot.
[07:58] ---
    It's troublesome for me
    if you're too reckless.
[08:01] ---
    It's hard dealing with the aftermath.
[08:03] ---
    What did you guys do this time?
[08:06] ---
    That's a secret from you, Mom.
[08:07] ---
    If anyone in the Kito family
    gets arrested, it's your fault, Tsuru-chan.
[08:12] ---
    Yo, Jin! Where have you been?
[08:15] ---
    Well, I was out with my friend.
[08:17] ---
    Don't you dare lie, okay?
[08:20] ---
    I hate liars more than anything else.
[08:24] ---
    Sure.
[08:25] ---
    Who's this guy?
[08:27] ---
    Oh, he's my best friend,
    and he wanted to come visit.
[08:34] ---
    So what's Jin's favorite soccer team?
[08:38] ---
    You'd know
    if you were his best friend, right?
[08:40] ---
    Um, he's...
[08:41] ---
    Jin, you stay quiet.
[08:44] ---
    It's not like you guys just met, is it?
[08:48] ---
    If you weren't actually his best friend,
[08:51] ---
    I'd have to ask why
    Jin brought you to this house.
[09:01] ---
    Z...
[09:03] ---
    Zaint-Germain.
[09:12] ---
    Well, well!
[09:14] ---
    You do know.
[09:16] ---
    He's Jin's best friend.
[09:24] ---
    Okarun! Nice one!
[09:26] ---
    Hey, Jin!
[09:29] ---
    There was one more. A girl.
[09:33] ---
    When's she coming back?
[09:36] ---
    Let's see, a girl.
    I wonder who that is?
[09:40] ---
    Come on, Jin. Are you telling the truth?
[09:44] ---
    Huh? Well, yes.
[09:46] ---
    You did yourself in just now.
[09:49] ---
    You lied to us.
[09:56] ---
    This must be the shrine
    for the Tsuchinoko, right?

[10:03] ---
    But more like, what's up with that guy?
[10:06] ---
    Do you need anything?
[10:08] ---
    Oh, um...
[10:10] ---
    Is this the Tsuchinoko shrine?
[10:12] ---
    Oh, yes, yes.
[10:15] ---
    Apologies for the awkward sight.
[10:17] ---
    I'm trying to become a BooTuber.
[10:19] ---
    Please, come on in.
[10:22] ---
    Are you sure it's okay to show me?
    Isn't that valuable?
[10:26] ---
    Not at all. I can't make any money
    off of something like this.
[10:30] ---
    Man, I wanna be a BooTuber.
[10:32] ---
    Wow, I can't wait!
[10:35] ---
    I should come back here again
    with Okarun!

[10:41] ---
    A Tsuchinoko?
[10:43] ---
    Doesn't look like it.
[10:44] ---
    I agree with you.
SIGN    GREAT SERPENT LORD SHRINE
[10:47] ---
    According to documents
    remaining in this shrine,
[10:49] ---
    "Dragon rising to heaven
    will cast a rainbow,
[10:52] ---
    and the wrath of the mountain
    will engulf the village."
[10:56] ---
    This region worshipped a giant snake.
[10:59] ---
    It was believed that when the giant snake living
    in the volcano gets hungry, the volcano erupts.
[11:06] ---
    Back then, the people offered
    one child from the village as sacrifice
[11:10] ---
    to satiate the giant snake's hunger.
[11:13] ---
    By doing so for the past 200 years,
    it has kept the volcano from erupting,
[11:18] ---
    and was even granted
    the blessing of hot springs.
[11:24] ---
    The thing that looks like an umbilical cord
    is supposedly from when the giant snake molted.
[11:28] ---
    Nowadays, by enshrining that giant snake skin,
    it's preventing the volcano from erupting.
[11:34] ---
    Then, what about the Tsuchinoko?
[11:35] ---
    My father said there would be more tourists
    if we called it a Tsuchinoko.
[11:39] ---
    Son of a...
[11:40] ---
    But thanks to that,
    people like you do come visit.
[11:45] ---
    This legend of the giant snake is a human sin.
[11:49] ---
    People who are robbed
    of logical thinking due to fear
[11:52] ---
    can believe in and even execute
    human sacrifices.
[11:55] ---
    So we don't repeat such sins,
    I take the time and tell visitors of this tale.
[12:02] ---
    Although I really want to become
    a headstand BooTuber.
[12:06] ---
    Wait, why don't you tell that story
    on BooTube?
[12:12] ---
    There was no Tsuchinoko.
[12:14] ---
    Okarun is going to be really disappointed.
[12:18] ---
    But he might like that old,
    local folktale story.

[12:23] ---
    Okay, then.
[12:25] ---
    I wonder if the two boys
    are deepening their friendship.
[12:30] ---
    I'm home. Did the ghosts show up?
[12:38] ---
    Our offerings are finally all here.
[12:41] ---
    Now let's start our festival.
[13:03] ---
    Ouch.
[13:05] ---
    Boobies!
[13:35] ---
    Crap. I'm getting dizzy.
[13:39] ---
    There, there, there.
[13:41] ---
    Good girl. Don't be scared.
[13:46] ---
    God damn turd!
[13:54] ---
    Just when I was sleeping soundly...
[13:57] ---
    Who the hell was squishing me like that?
[14:00] ---
    Turbo Granny! Thanks!
[14:02] ---
    And it'd help a ton
    if you could lend me a hand.
[14:04] ---
    I ain't gonna help ya.
[14:07] ---
    So, who are these guys?
[14:10] ---
    That's what I wanna know!
[14:14] ---
    Calm down, young lady.
[14:16] ---
    Stay away from me!
[14:17] ---
    Get outta this house right now!
[14:19] ---
    Hurry up!
[14:42] ---
    That hurt.
[14:47] ---
    Is she for real?
[14:58] ---
    Jennifer!
[15:00] ---
    Lopez!
[15:02] ---
    Anaconda!
[15:13] ---
    Mom is the strongest
    old woman in the Kito family!
[15:18] ---
    Who exactly is that girl?
[15:20] ---
    It seemed like she was using
    some sort of strange power.
[15:26] ---
    What exactly is that old hag?
[15:28] ---
    She's just a powerful old hag.
[15:30] ---
    Like they actually exist.
[15:32] ---
    You got one in your own house.
[15:34] ---
    True.
[15:35] ---
    Mom, look at that!
[15:37] ---
    Things are floating, and there's a talking cat!
[15:40] ---
    More like, what's with this room?
    It's seriously gross!
[15:44] ---
    Who the hell is this?
[15:46] ---
    She doesn't seem to be
    a spirit medium.
[15:49] ---
    If you're getting in the way of the festival,
[15:53] ---
    then that means you're here
    to destroy this village.
[15:57] ---
    The Kito Family has protected
    this land for generations.
[16:02] ---
    We won't let you have your way.
[16:04] ---
    Huh?
[16:05] ---
    You barged into someone's house, thrashed it
    all up, and that's what you say?
[16:10] ---
    Get out of here!
[16:12] ---
    Come on now.
[16:13] ---
    Who do you think is responsible for
    letting you bathe in the hot springs in peace?
[16:19] ---
    It's because we've been giving offerings
[16:21] ---
    to the Great Serpent Lord
    for the past 200 years!
[16:25] ---
    Thanks to that, the volcano
    is held back from erupting,
[16:28] ---
    and we're given the blessing of
    the Great Serpent Lord through the hot springs.
[16:32] ---
    If we, the Kito family,
    didn't manage this land,
[16:36] ---
    this village would be buried
    in magma by now.
[16:39] ---
    Hold on a second! Did you say
    you were offering sacrifices?
[16:42] ---
    Yeah. You deaf?
[16:46] ---
    This place is where the original altar was.
[16:49] ---
    This is where human sacrifices were made.
[16:53] ---
    Its appearance changed with the times,
    but this house is still that altar.
[17:00] ---
    And we of the Kito family
    invite sacrifices into this house,
[17:07] ---
    and offer them
    to the Great Serpent Lord.
[17:13] ---
    No way.
[17:14] ---
    So that's why Jiji's parents...
[17:17] ---
    We lucked out.
    We have exactly three people.
[17:21] ---
    We were almost short on offerings.
[17:29] ---
    The Great Serpent Lord
    is quite hungry right now.
[17:39] ---
    What the hell is this?
[17:42] ---
    Crap, crap!
[17:43] ---
    The floor turned into sand!
[17:45] ---
    Wanna go at it, huh?
[17:47] ---
    I have to get out of here!
[17:53] ---
    Think you can take me?!
[18:05] ---
    I won't let you cross this threshold.
[18:08] ---
    You'll be swallowed up by that quicksand
    and become the Great Serpent Lord's offering!
[18:14] ---
    This is seriously bad!
    Turbo Granny, do something!
[18:23] ---
    We've stepped into the quicksand!
[18:25] ---
    Into the Great Serpent Lord's realm!
[18:27] ---
    Miss Ayase, over here!
[18:29] ---
    Before it's too late!
[18:30] ---
    Momo! Use your psychic powers!
[18:32] ---
    Both of you, nice one!
    You're a lifesaver!
[18:49] ---
    Okarun, are you okay?
[18:51] ---
    Somehow...
[18:56] ---
    Wait, are you serious?
[18:59] ---
    How the hell are we gonna get back?
[19:05] ---
    What the hell are all these houses?
[19:07] ---
    Why are there so many underground?
[19:10] ---
    Momo! Okarun! Help me!
[19:14] ---
    Jiji! Where are you?
[19:17] ---
    Over here!
[19:19] ---
    Jiji!
[19:23] ---
    I'm gonna fall!
[19:24] ---
    I'll help you right now!
[20:06] ---
    Great Serpent Lord!
[20:07] ---
    How blessed we are by your arrival!
[20:10] ---
    We, the Kito family,
    are your faithful emissaries!
[20:17] ---
    Get the pose right or it'll eat you!
[20:19] ---
    That's the Great Serpent Lord!
[20:21] ---
    I've never seen it before.
[20:22] ---
    On this occasion,
    we present those three as sacrifices.
[20:26] ---
    Please do not mistake them
    for members of the Kito Family!
[20:29] ---
    Great Serpent Lord?
    You mean the one in this region's legend?
[20:31] ---
    Crap! It wasn't just a myth?
[20:34] ---
    That's a Kuragari.
[20:36] ---
    What the hell is a Kuragari?
[20:38] ---
    You know what that is?
[20:40] ---
    It's a Mongolian Death Worm!
[20:47] ---
    It's a giant man-eating earthworm UMA
    said to live in the Gobi Desert!
[20:51] ---
    But the stories about it
    say it's about 1.5 to 2 meters long.
[20:55] ---
    I've never heard of a Death Worm this huge!
[20:57] ---
    Then for the past 200 years,
[21:00] ---
    those guys have been offering sacrifices
    to an earthworm UMA?
[21:03] ---
    Now, Great Serpent Lord!
    Please feast on those three there!
[21:09] ---
    Hey! Gimme a break, damn hag!
[21:12] ---
    That's not a god you're worshipping!
[21:15] ---
    That's just a man-eating earthworm!
[21:18] ---
    Be appeased...
[21:21] ---
    Be appeased...
[21:31] ---
    It ate them!
[21:33] ---
    What are we gonna do about this?
[21:34] ---
    There's no way we can
    defeat something like this!
[21:37] ---
    This is definitely bad.
[21:40] ---
    Let's hide inside a house for now!
[21:42] ---
    Yeah, we can't stay outside.
[21:51] ---
    Both of you, hurry!
[21:53] ---
    That thing will spot you!
[22:00] ---
    What's wrong? Are both of you okay?
[23:52] ---
    Everyone, let's go!
[23:53] ---
    Yeah!
[23:54] ---
    The savage legend of the Great Serpent!
[23:57] ---
    Naki Kito! Work at hand never fails!
[24:00] ---
    That which is born from evil conventions...
    Its name is...
[24:04] ---
    Next episode, "The Evil Eye"!
SIGN    EPISODE 14 THE EVIL EYE