22 - The Secret Art of Being Attractive

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[01:43] ---
    Calm down.
[01:44] ---
    A morning hello is no big deal!
[01:47] ---
    Morning! Tee-hee!
    Vamola! Ya doin' well?
[01:47] ---
    I practiced the heck out of it
    last night! I got this!
[01:52] ---
    I can't let her catch on
    that I'm a morning hello amateur!
[02:14] ---
    Hold on.
[02:15] ---
    Even though we became friends,
[02:16] ---
    would she suddenly start waiting for me
    at the school gate?
[02:19] ---
    She must be waiting for someone else!
[02:21] ---
    Morning!
[02:28] ---
    The correct answer is to ignore her.
[02:39] ---
    You're late. Let's go.
[02:56] ---
    That hurt, damn you!
    You're in the way, moron.
[02:59] ---
    Can you hurry up and move?
    You're so annoying!
SIGN    ESS EFF SPECIAL A MYSTERY IN OPTICS
[04:09] ---
    Um, excuse me.
[04:11] ---
    Is Miss Ayase here?
[04:13] ---
    Huh? Who? I can't hear you.
[04:16] ---
    Maybe the cafeteria?
[04:18] ---
    Like he'd go to such a rowdy place!
    He's at the school store. The co-op!
[04:22] ---
    Co-op?
[04:24] ---
    I'll drop by after I check the cafeteria.
[04:41] ---
    She's not here. I should try the co-op.
[04:47] ---
    I guess I'll try the cafeteria.
[04:56] ---
    Nowhere to be found.
[04:57] ---
    Nowhere to be found.
[05:02] ---
    She's avoiding me.
[05:04] ---
    She realized this morning
    how boring I am
[05:07] ---
    and must've thought
    that I'm a pain in the butt.
[05:09] ---
    Sheesh, where are you, Okarun?
[05:12] ---
    Lunch break is gonna be over soon!
[05:15] ---
    This is the worst.
[05:20] ---
    Come to think,
    he was pretty lifeless this morning.
[05:23] ---
    Maybe he doesn't like people
    getting in his face?
[05:27] ---
    Maybe I wasn't earnestly thinking
    about Okarun's feelings.
[05:32] ---
    Miss Ayase has so many friends, so I guess
    I'm just a friend candidate.
[05:43] ---
    Maybe I don't even count as a friend.
[06:08] ---
    I was conceited.
[06:10] ---
    I'm totes feelin' the blues.
[06:12] ---
    Why am I always like this?
[06:15] ---
    Why am I such a wimp?
[06:19] ---
    I'm sorry.
[06:20] ---
    I'm sorry, Okarun.
SIGN    EPISODE 22
    THE SECRET ART
    OF BEING ATTRACTIVE
[09:05] ---
    I must resort to power and cunning.
[09:09] ---
    That way, I will win!
[09:21] ---
    I see you. I see you, my enemy.
[09:27] ---
    I'm talking to you.
[09:28] ---
    Wha!? Wh-What's this about?
    Why are you talking to me?
[09:32] ---
    I'm not interested in guys,
    but I have no choice.
[09:37] ---
    How is it possible...
[09:39] ---
    for you to get along so well
    with Miss Momo Ayase?
[09:43] ---
    It's strange.
[09:45] ---
    You're not particularly handsome.
    You're short and quite dull.
[09:48] ---
    But you're always being chummy
    with Momo Ayase.
[09:52] ---
    And as of late, Miss Shiratori as well.
[09:55] ---
    Tell me how you do it!
[09:57] ---
    How are you popular
    with all the beautiful girls?
[09:59] ---
    No, I'm not popular at all!
[10:01] ---
    Okarun!
[10:02] ---
    Found it, Okarun!
[10:04] ---
    The other family jewel!
[10:06] ---
    What the?
[10:07] ---
    Sorry! Was I interrupting?
[10:10] ---
    Oh no, we weren't talking about much,
    so it's not a nuisance at all.
[10:16] ---
    Okarun, is this your friend?
[10:17] ---
    Oh, well, each person has
    a different definition of friendship,
[10:21] ---
    so if you say we're friends,
    then I suppose we are.
[10:24] ---
    Really? Cool!
    Be good to Okarun, okay?
[10:30] ---
    Anyway, there was a golden ball!
[10:32] ---
    A great adventure?
[10:33] ---
    Miss Ayase, let's talk about that outside.
[10:36] ---
    I got it!
[10:37] ---
    The secret to being popular is spicy talk!
[10:41] ---
    Um, excuse me.
[10:44] ---
    You're in Class B, right?
[10:47] ---
    Can you please stop visiting
    other classes so often?
[10:52] ---
    Some people want to study,
[10:54] ---
    and it's a nuisance
    for you to run around like this.
[10:58] ---
    Oh, sorry. I'll be more careful!
[11:02] ---
    Okay Okarun, let's head outside!
[11:04] ---
    Okay!
[11:05] ---
    Takakura, there's no need
    to go reluctantly!
[11:10] ---
    If you can't tell her, I'll tell her for you!
[11:13] ---
    Huh? Is that true?
[11:15] ---
    No, it's not. What's this about?
[11:19] ---
    Hey, he's saying that's not the case.
[11:21] ---
    If you're right there,
    he'll be too scared to say anything!
[11:24] ---
    Takakura, I'm sorry that
    I didn't notice until now.
[11:27] ---
    I'm the class president,
    so you can tell me anything!
[11:30] ---
    No, um...
[11:32] ---
    Hey, Okarun, can you tell her
    that she's an idiot?
[11:35] ---
    I was just about to say...
[11:37] ---
    Don't intimidate him!
[11:39] ---
    You shut up for a bit!
[11:40] ---
    You shouldn't be shouting so loudly!
[11:43] ---
    Let me talk!
[11:45] ---
    Damn it! He's so popular!
[11:48] ---
    When? What timing
    do I need to cut in to be popular?
[11:51] ---
    Okarun's never said
    anything about this before.
[11:51] ---
    Now? She's cute.
[11:53] ---
    Now? So cute.
[11:54] ---
    Now!
[11:56] ---
    Ten gallon weenie.
[12:01] ---
    Don't give up, Kinta.
[12:08] ---
    Wiener.
[12:10] ---
    Do you wanna die?
[12:21] ---
    What's with that skank?
    She really pisses me off!
[12:24] ---
    What does she even
    know about you, Okarun?
[12:27] ---
    I had so many things coming at me
    all at once and I couldn't react.
[12:33] ---
    But I was happy because people in my class
    never really talked to me until now.
[12:38] ---
    Maybe it's because you're pretty cool lately.
[12:41] ---
    Huh? R-Really?
[12:43] ---
    Yeah.
[12:46] ---
    Hurray.
[12:49] ---
    Are you all right?
[12:51] ---
    What was with that "hurray"?
[12:54] ---
    Cracks me up.
[12:55] ---
    Then what was I supposed to say?
[13:00] ---
    That's fine. It's so like you, Okarun!
[13:06] ---
    Anyway, the family jewels!
[13:07] ---
    You saw Miko's picture, right?
[13:09] ---
    Yes, I saw it!
[13:13] ---
    It looked like the space
    around the golden ball was warped.
[13:16] ---
    It seems like an orb or a fireball.
[13:19] ---
    Maybe a spirit was in the middle
    of transporting the family jewels somewhere.
[13:24] ---
    Turbo Granny did say that
    other spirits would want it, too.
[13:28] ---
    They are definitely
    talking about something spicy.
[13:31] ---
    Why? Why is Takakura's spicy talk okay,
    but mine is worthy of death?
[13:37] ---
    I wanna know!
    I wanna gain that technique!
[13:41] ---
    How can he get away with spicy talk
    so naturally like that?
[13:45] ---
    And I wanna be lovey-dovey with beautiful girls
    like Miss Momo Ayase!
[13:48] ---
    - Wanna try going that way?
    - No, I will!
[13:52] ---
    But still, what are they doing
    in a place like this?
[13:55] ---
    It doesn't seem like
    they live in this housing complex.
[14:02] ---
    Uh, wh-what a coincidence!
[14:05] ---
    We went the same way home from school.
[14:10] ---
    Huh?
[14:15] ---
    At this rate, Miss Ayase's lips
    and mine will touch.
[14:22] ---
    How did things end up this way?
[14:25] ---
    It's that perv from your class, Okarun!
[14:27] ---
    Is he the true form
    of the family jewel spirit?
[14:30] ---
    Momo-chan! Over there!
[14:38] ---
    Family jewels! Gotta catch 'em all!
[14:40] ---
    What a bummer.
[14:44] ---
    So fast!
[14:51] ---
    Okarun!
[14:52] ---
    Momo-chan, this isn't a ghost at all.
[14:55] ---
    It has a physical body.
[14:58] ---
    There's definitely someone there!
[15:06] ---
    Momo-chan, be careful.
[15:08] ---
    I can't see it, but there's something there.
[15:11] ---
    Oh! It ran away!
[15:12] ---
    Momo-chan, hop on!
[15:14] ---
    What's going on with that thing?
[15:16] ---
    It turned left up there!
[15:18] ---
    Oh! He's giving her
    a piggyback ride! I'm jealous!
[15:21] ---
    Hey, Perv! Watch our backpacks!
[15:24] ---
    If you lose them, I'll butcher ya!
[15:25] ---
    Bra-ger that!
[15:26] ---
    Now I'm definitely going to butcher you.
[15:29] ---
    Why is that? What part of my spicy talk
    is unacceptable?
[15:33] ---
    Spicy talk in general is disgusting!
[15:35] ---
    Get back here, family jewels!
[15:37] ---
    You're saying it!
    You're saying spicy stuff!
[15:45] ---
    Crap, I lost sight of it!
[15:56] ---
    Momo-chan!
[16:01] ---
    Damn you!
[16:03] ---
    Ugh, what's with that thing?
    It's running like crazy!
[16:18] ---
    All right!
[16:26] ---
    Okarun!
[16:28] ---
    Momo-chan! That thing fell down.
[16:30] ---
    Okarun, grab onto me!
[16:32] ---
    Are you sure?
[16:33] ---
    It's fine!
[16:44] ---
    There it is!
[17:01] ---
    Okarun, are you okay?
[17:03] ---
    Hold on just a sec. I can't breathe.
[17:10] ---
    Sorry, I was reckless!
[17:15] ---
    No, it's all right.
[17:20] ---
    This is bad. I didn't think I was this powerless
    when I can't see the opponent.
[17:27] ---
    Same for me.
[17:30] ---
    More like, isn't that thing cheating?
[17:32] ---
    What's with this invisibility crap?
[17:34] ---
    - Come on, now.
    - Not fair, not fair, not fair!
[17:41] ---
    Wasn't that the perv?
[17:43] ---
    Did he follow us?
[17:44] ---
    This is terrible!
[17:47] ---
    Momo-chan, what's the plan?
[17:49] ---
    None! Priority is to save the perv!
[17:54] ---
    Wait, hold it right there!
[18:01] ---
    Oh, so amazing!
[18:02] ---
    You saved me! Thank you!
    I want to hug you!
[18:05] ---
    You dumbass, don't follow us!
[18:06] ---
    And what happened to our backpacks?
[18:09] ---
    Momo-chan, it's coming!
[18:13] ---
    I will have you tell me later
    exactly what you two are.
[18:17] ---
    Leave this to me!
[18:18] ---
    I'm tellin' ya to get lost
    cuz you're in the way!
[18:22] ---
    Let's go!
[18:23] ---
    Jet Stream Attack!
[18:27] ---
    That didn't do anything!
[18:28] ---
    What a bummer.
[18:30] ---
    Look at it from three directions!
[18:32] ---
    It's highly likely that it's using
    retro-reflective projection technology!
[19:11] ---
    I see it!
[19:15] ---
    Got it!
[19:16] ---
    Okarun, aim for this spot!
[19:23] ---
    Going full throttle!
[19:36] ---
    Nice, Okarun.
[19:38] ---
    Nice, Miss Ayase.
[19:39] ---
    Nice job to you, too.
[19:41] ---
    How'd you figure out
    that thing's weakness?
[19:44] ---
    I thought the invisibility
    was from optical camouflage.
SIGN    ESS EFF SPECIAL A MYSTERY IN OPTICS
[19:51] ---
    That's elemental for sci-fi.
[19:53] ---
    By detecting the imagery
    the opponent is seeing,
[19:55] ---
    you project that image
    on the suit you're wearing
[19:58] ---
    to make it seem like your body is invisible.
[20:00] ---
    But it doesn't work unless you accurately
    project in your opponent's line of sight.
[20:04] ---
    In this situation with multiple angles,
    it's completely ineffective.
[20:08] ---
    Okarun, this guy...
[20:09] ---
    This is...
[20:11] ---
    Wuh?
[20:21] ---
    What is that? It's not a ghost!
[20:23] ---
    A kaiju!
[20:25] ---
    Okarun, what is that thing?
[20:27] ---
    I have no idea!
[20:28] ---
    What happened to the golden ball
    that we defeated thanks to my hint?
[20:32] ---
    You dumbass! Stop with the spicy talk
    at every opportunity! It's gross!
[20:35] ---
    I'm sorry!
[20:36] ---
    But I welcome this physical contact.
[20:40] ---
    We were able to see the family jewels
    when it was invisible.
[20:43] ---
    Right now,
    isn't the family jewel-ness all gone?
[20:45] ---
    Indeed.
[20:46] ---
    Hey! What's different about
    my spicy jokes? Come on!
[20:50] ---
    It's not moving for now,
    so let's go down there and check it out.
[20:59] ---
    Takakura, can you tell me?
    How do you make spicy talk work?
[21:04] ---
    It's better not to say it.
[21:07] ---
    Damn it, you've been so annoying
    with spicy this, spicy that!
[21:10] ---
    I'm so happy!
[21:12] ---
    Miss Ayase!
[23:37] ---
    In any case, why are they all
    repeatedly making spicy comments,
[23:40] ---
    but only mine are deemed disgusting?
[23:42] ---
    Is it that my spicy jokes are a bit old?
SIGN    EPISODE 23 HEY, IT'S A KAIJU
[23:45] ---
    Next episode, "Hey, it's a Kaiju."
[23:47] ---
    Are you saying there is a state-of-the-art tool
    that goes beyond current technology?
[23:50] ---
    No, but wait!