# 22 - The Secret Art of Being Attractive
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GG5H5XQ0D/dan-da-dan)
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**[01:43] ---**
*Calm down.*
**[01:44] ---**
*A morning hello is no big deal!*
**[01:47] ---**
Morning! Tee-hee!
Vamola! Ya doin' well?
**[01:47] ---**
*I practiced the heck out of it
last night! I got this!*
**[01:52] ---**
*I can't let her catch on
that I'm a morning hello amateur!*
**[02:14] ---**
*Hold on.*
**[02:15] ---**
*Even though we became friends,*
**[02:16] ---**
*would she suddenly start waiting for me
at the school gate?*
**[02:19] ---**
*She must be waiting for someone else!*
**[02:21] ---**
Morning!
**[02:28] ---**
*The correct answer is to ignore her.*
**[02:39] ---**
You're late. Let's go.
**[02:56] ---**
That hurt, damn you!
You're in the way, moron.
**[02:59] ---**
Can you hurry up and move?
You're so annoying!
***SIGN*** ESS EFF SPECIAL A MYSTERY IN OPTICS
**[04:09] ---**
Um, excuse me.
**[04:11] ---**
Is Miss Ayase here?
**[04:13] ---**
Huh? Who? I can't hear you.
**[04:16] ---**
Maybe the cafeteria?
**[04:18] ---**
Like he'd go to such a rowdy place!
He's at the school store. The co-op!
**[04:22] ---**
*Co-op?*
**[04:24] ---**
*I'll drop by after I check the cafeteria.*
**[04:41] ---**
*She's not here. I should try the co-op.*
**[04:47] ---**
*I guess I'll try the cafeteria.*
**[04:56] ---**
*Nowhere to be found.*
**[04:57] ---**
*Nowhere to be found.*
**[05:02] ---**
*She's avoiding me.*
**[05:04] ---**
*She realized this morning
how boring I am*
**[05:07] ---**
*and must've thought
that I'm a pain in the butt.*
**[05:09] ---**
Sheesh, where are you, Okarun?
**[05:12] ---**
Lunch break is gonna be over soon!
**[05:15] ---**
*This is the worst.*
**[05:20] ---**
*Come to think,
he was pretty lifeless this morning.*
**[05:23] ---**
*Maybe he doesn't like people
getting in his face?*
**[05:27] ---**
*Maybe I wasn't earnestly thinking
about Okarun's feelings.*
**[05:32] ---**
*Miss Ayase has so many friends, so I guess
I'm just a friend candidate.*
**[05:43] ---**
*Maybe I don't even count as a friend.*
**[06:08] ---**
*I was conceited.*
**[06:10] ---**
*I'm totes feelin' the blues.*
**[06:12] ---**
*Why am I always like this?*
**[06:15] ---**
*Why am I such a wimp?*
**[06:19] ---**
*I'm sorry.*
**[06:20] ---**
*I'm sorry, Okarun.*
***SIGN*** EPISODE 22
THE SECRET ART
OF BEING ATTRACTIVE
**[09:05] ---**
*I must resort to power and cunning.*
**[09:09] ---**
*That way, I will win!*
**[09:21] ---**
I see you. I see you, my enemy.
**[09:27] ---**
I'm talking to you.
**[09:28] ---**
Wha!? Wh-What's this about?
Why are you talking to me?
**[09:32] ---**
I'm not interested in guys,
but I have no choice.
**[09:37] ---**
How is it possible...
**[09:39] ---**
for you to get along so well
with Miss Momo Ayase?
**[09:43] ---**
It's strange.
**[09:45] ---**
You're not particularly handsome.
You're short and quite dull.
**[09:48] ---**
But you're always being chummy
with Momo Ayase.
**[09:52] ---**
And as of late, Miss Shiratori as well.
**[09:55] ---**
Tell me how you do it!
**[09:57] ---**
How are you popular
with all the beautiful girls?
**[09:59] ---**
No, I'm not popular at all!
**[10:01] ---**
Okarun!
**[10:02] ---**
Found it, Okarun!
**[10:04] ---**
The other family jewel!
**[10:06] ---**
What the?
**[10:07] ---**
Sorry! Was I interrupting?
**[10:10] ---**
Oh no, we weren't talking about much,
so it's not a nuisance at all.
**[10:16] ---**
Okarun, is this your friend?
**[10:17] ---**
Oh, well, each person has
a different definition of friendship,
**[10:21] ---**
so if you say we're friends,
then I suppose we are.
**[10:24] ---**
Really? Cool!
Be good to Okarun, okay?
**[10:30] ---**
Anyway, there was a golden ball!
**[10:32] ---**
A great adventure?
**[10:33] ---**
Miss Ayase, let's talk about that outside.
**[10:36] ---**
*I got it!*
**[10:37] ---**
*The secret to being popular is spicy talk!*
**[10:41] ---**
Um, excuse me.
**[10:44] ---**
You're in Class B, right?
**[10:47] ---**
Can you please stop visiting
other classes so often?
**[10:52] ---**
Some people want to study,
**[10:54] ---**
and it's a nuisance
for you to run around like this.
**[10:58] ---**
Oh, sorry. I'll be more careful!
**[11:02] ---**
Okay Okarun, let's head outside!
**[11:04] ---**
Okay!
**[11:05] ---**
Takakura, there's no need
to go reluctantly!
**[11:10] ---**
If you can't tell her, I'll tell her for you!
**[11:13] ---**
Huh? Is that true?
**[11:15] ---**
No, it's not. What's this about?
**[11:19] ---**
Hey, he's saying that's not the case.
**[11:21] ---**
If you're right there,
he'll be too scared to say anything!
**[11:24] ---**
Takakura, I'm sorry that
I didn't notice until now.
**[11:27] ---**
I'm the class president,
so you can tell me anything!
**[11:30] ---**
No, um...
**[11:32] ---**
Hey, Okarun, can you tell her
that she's an idiot?
**[11:35] ---**
I was just about to say...
**[11:37] ---**
Don't intimidate him!
**[11:39] ---**
You shut up for a bit!
**[11:40] ---**
You shouldn't be shouting so loudly!
**[11:43] ---**
Let me talk!
**[11:45] ---**
*Damn it! He's so popular!*
**[11:48] ---**
*When? What timing
do I need to cut in to be popular?*
**[11:51] ---**
Okarun's never said
anything about this before.
**[11:51] ---**
*Now? She's cute.*
**[11:53] ---**
*Now? So cute.*
**[11:54] ---**
*Now!*
**[11:56] ---**
Ten gallon weenie.
**[12:01] ---**
Don't give up, Kinta.
**[12:08] ---**
Wiener.
**[12:10] ---**
Do you wanna die?
**[12:21] ---**
What's with that skank?
She really pisses me off!
**[12:24] ---**
What does she even
know about you, Okarun?
**[12:27] ---**
I had so many things coming at me
all at once and I couldn't react.
**[12:33] ---**
But I was happy because people in my class
never really talked to me until now.
**[12:38] ---**
Maybe it's because you're pretty cool lately.
**[12:41] ---**
Huh? R-Really?
**[12:43] ---**
Yeah.
**[12:46] ---**
Hurray.
**[12:49] ---**
Are you all right?
**[12:51] ---**
What was with that "hurray"?
**[12:54] ---**
Cracks me up.
**[12:55] ---**
Then what was I supposed to say?
**[13:00] ---**
That's fine. It's so like you, Okarun!
**[13:06] ---**
Anyway, the family jewels!
**[13:07] ---**
You saw Miko's picture, right?
**[13:09] ---**
Yes, I saw it!
**[13:13] ---**
It looked like the space
around the golden ball was warped.
**[13:16] ---**
It seems like an orb or a fireball.
**[13:19] ---**
Maybe a spirit was in the middle
of transporting the family jewels somewhere.
**[13:24] ---**
Turbo Granny did say that
other spirits would want it, too.
**[13:28] ---**
They are definitely
talking about something spicy.
**[13:31] ---**
Why? Why is Takakura's spicy talk okay,
but mine is worthy of death?
**[13:37] ---**
I wanna know!
I wanna gain that technique!
**[13:41] ---**
How can he get away with spicy talk
so naturally like that?
**[13:45] ---**
And I wanna be lovey-dovey with beautiful girls
like Miss Momo Ayase!
**[13:48] ---**
- Wanna try going that way?
- No, I will!
**[13:52] ---**
*But still, what are they doing
in a place like this?*
**[13:55] ---**
*It doesn't seem like
they live in this housing complex.*
**[14:02] ---**
Uh, wh-what a coincidence!
**[14:05] ---**
We went the same way home from school.
**[14:10] ---**
Huh?
**[14:15] ---**
*At this rate, Miss Ayase's lips
and mine will touch.*
**[14:22] ---**
How did things end up this way?
**[14:25] ---**
It's that perv from your class, Okarun!
**[14:27] ---**
Is he the true form
of the family jewel spirit?
**[14:30] ---**
Momo-chan! Over there!
**[14:38] ---**
Family jewels! Gotta catch 'em all!
**[14:40] ---**
What a bummer.
**[14:44] ---**
So fast!
**[14:51] ---**
Okarun!
**[14:52] ---**
Momo-chan, this isn't a ghost at all.
**[14:55] ---**
It has a physical body.
**[14:58] ---**
There's definitely someone there!
**[15:06] ---**
Momo-chan, be careful.
**[15:08] ---**
I can't see it, but there's something there.
**[15:11] ---**
Oh! It ran away!
**[15:12] ---**
Momo-chan, hop on!
**[15:14] ---**
What's going on with that thing?
**[15:16] ---**
It turned left up there!
**[15:18] ---**
Oh! He's giving her
a piggyback ride! I'm jealous!
**[15:21] ---**
Hey, Perv! Watch our backpacks!
**[15:24] ---**
If you lose them, I'll butcher ya!
**[15:25] ---**
Bra-ger that!
**[15:26] ---**
Now I'm definitely going to butcher you.
**[15:29] ---**
Why is that? What part of my spicy talk
is unacceptable?
**[15:33] ---**
Spicy talk in general is disgusting!
**[15:35] ---**
Get back here, family jewels!
**[15:37] ---**
You're saying it!
You're saying spicy stuff!
**[15:45] ---**
Crap, I lost sight of it!
**[15:56] ---**
Momo-chan!
**[16:01] ---**
Damn you!
**[16:03] ---**
Ugh, what's with that thing?
It's running like crazy!
**[16:18] ---**
All right!
**[16:26] ---**
Okarun!
**[16:28] ---**
Momo-chan! That thing fell down.
**[16:30] ---**
Okarun, grab onto me!
**[16:32] ---**
Are you sure?
**[16:33] ---**
It's fine!
**[16:44] ---**
There it is!
**[17:01] ---**
Okarun, are you okay?
**[17:03] ---**
Hold on just a sec. I can't breathe.
**[17:10] ---**
Sorry, I was reckless!
**[17:15] ---**
No, it's all right.
**[17:20] ---**
This is bad. I didn't think I was this powerless
when I can't see the opponent.
**[17:27] ---**
Same for me.
**[17:30] ---**
More like, isn't that thing cheating?
**[17:32] ---**
What's with this invisibility crap?
**[17:34] ---**
- Come on, now.
- Not fair, not fair, not fair!
**[17:41] ---**
Wasn't that the perv?
**[17:43] ---**
Did he follow us?
**[17:44] ---**
This is terrible!
**[17:47] ---**
Momo-chan, what's the plan?
**[17:49] ---**
None! Priority is to save the perv!
**[17:54] ---**
Wait, hold it right there!
**[18:01] ---**
Oh, so amazing!
**[18:02] ---**
You saved me! Thank you!
I want to hug you!
**[18:05] ---**
You dumbass, don't follow us!
**[18:06] ---**
And what happened to our backpacks?
**[18:09] ---**
Momo-chan, it's coming!
**[18:13] ---**
I will have you tell me later
exactly what you two are.
**[18:17] ---**
Leave this to me!
**[18:18] ---**
I'm tellin' ya to get lost
cuz you're in the way!
**[18:22] ---**
Let's go!
**[18:23] ---**
Jet Stream Attack!
**[18:27] ---**
That didn't do anything!
**[18:28] ---**
What a bummer.
**[18:30] ---**
Look at it from three directions!
**[18:32] ---**
It's highly likely that it's using
retro-reflective projection technology!
**[19:11] ---**
I see it!
**[19:15] ---**
Got it!
**[19:16] ---**
Okarun, aim for this spot!
**[19:23] ---**
Going full throttle!
**[19:36] ---**
Nice, Okarun.
**[19:38] ---**
Nice, Miss Ayase.
**[19:39] ---**
Nice job to you, too.
**[19:41] ---**
How'd you figure out
that thing's weakness?
**[19:44] ---**
I thought the invisibility
was from optical camouflage.
***SIGN*** ESS EFF SPECIAL A MYSTERY IN OPTICS
**[19:51] ---**
That's elemental for sci-fi.
**[19:53] ---**
By detecting the imagery
the opponent is seeing,
**[19:55] ---**
you project that image
on the suit you're wearing
**[19:58] ---**
to make it seem like your body is invisible.
**[20:00] ---**
But it doesn't work unless you accurately
project in your opponent's line of sight.
**[20:04] ---**
In this situation with multiple angles,
it's completely ineffective.
**[20:08] ---**
Okarun, this guy...
**[20:09] ---**
This is...
**[20:11] ---**
Wuh?
**[20:21] ---**
What is that? It's not a ghost!
**[20:23] ---**
A kaiju!
**[20:25] ---**
Okarun, what is that thing?
**[20:27] ---**
I have no idea!
**[20:28] ---**
What happened to the golden ball
that we defeated thanks to my hint?
**[20:32] ---**
You dumbass! Stop with the spicy talk
at every opportunity! It's gross!
**[20:35] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[20:36] ---**
But I welcome this physical contact.
**[20:40] ---**
We were able to see the family jewels
when it was invisible.
**[20:43] ---**
Right now,
isn't the family jewel-ness all gone?
**[20:45] ---**
Indeed.
**[20:46] ---**
Hey! What's different about
my spicy jokes? Come on!
**[20:50] ---**
It's not moving for now,
so let's go down there and check it out.
**[20:59] ---**
Takakura, can you tell me?
How do you make spicy talk work?
**[21:04] ---**
It's better not to say it.
**[21:07] ---**
Damn it, you've been so annoying
with spicy this, spicy that!
**[21:10] ---**
I'm so happy!
**[21:12] ---**
Miss Ayase!
**[23:37] ---**
In any case, why are they all
repeatedly making spicy comments,
**[23:40] ---**
but only mine are deemed disgusting?
**[23:42] ---**
Is it that my spicy jokes are a bit old?
***SIGN*** EPISODE 23 HEY, IT'S A KAIJU
**[23:45] ---**
Next episode, "Hey, it's a Kaiju."
**[23:47] ---**
Are you saying there is a state-of-the-art tool
that goes beyond current technology?
**[23:50] ---**
No, but wait!