11 - First Love

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[00:00] ---
    I'm watching you from over here!
    You better not stop!
[00:04] ---
    Rocket Engine Valve.
[00:08] ---
    Hello.
[00:09] ---
    I am Rocket Engine Valve.
[00:13] ---
    Huh? Momo?
[00:16] ---
    Jiji?
[00:24] ---
    Yo. You're finally here.
    I heard all about it from your mom.
[00:27] ---
    Huh? What? Why is he here?
[00:30] ---
    Who is that?
[00:31] ---
    That guy is Momo's childhood friend...
[00:36] ---
    and her first love.
[00:45] ---
    Miss Ayase's first crush?
[00:49] ---
    He looks so cool.
[00:51] ---
    From how he's dressed,
    he's definitely an athlete.
[00:54] ---
    He looks really sincere, too.
[00:56] ---
    Miss Ayase falling for him
    must mean that he's a proper guy.
[01:03] ---
    Momo, you're such a cutie!
[01:09] ---
    And your terrible impression...
    So priceless!
[01:15] ---
    It's been a while, Momo.
[01:18] ---
    Wanna hug for starters?
[01:19] ---
    So annoying. What's with you?
[01:21] ---
    I got me an "annoying"!
[01:25] ---
    Gimme more!
[01:27] ---
    Okarun, help me kill this guy.
[01:30] ---
    Long time no see, Jiji.
[01:32] ---
    Oh, good evening!
[01:34] ---
    It's been a while!
[01:36] ---
    You're still as beautiful as ever, Auntie!
[01:38] ---
    You've grown up into quite the genius.
    Well, come on in.
[01:42] ---
    Huh? Wait a sec, what's going on here?
[01:47] ---
    What? Isn't it obvious?
[01:49] ---
    He's gonna live with us starting today.
[01:54] ---
    Huh? What for?
[01:57] ---
    Absolutely not!
[01:58] ---
    "Absolutely!" and "Not!"
    still means you like it!
[02:04] ---
    Are you a genius?
[02:05] ---
    Thanks for having me, fam!
[02:08] ---
    Whoa! What about my permission!?
[02:11] ---
    L-Live together?
[02:13] ---
    It's too unnatural.
[02:15] ---
    Is she getting another new demon?
[02:20] ---
    Can it be that she's diligently
    gathering allies
[02:22] ---
    to prepare for the coming of Ragnarok,
    the final war?
[02:26] ---
    I don't think that's it.
[02:28] ---
    I won't allow it, Momo Ayase!
[02:31] ---
    What's up with you?
[02:32] ---
    I can totally see through your schemes!
[02:35] ---
    We're temporary allies
    against the alien threat,
[02:38] ---
    but once that's over, you're next!
[02:41] ---
    Huh? Is she still hooked on that idea?
[02:43] ---
    Seems so.
[02:45] ---
    I will gather forces as well
    to challenge your Ragnarok!
[02:48] ---
    See you!
[02:51] ---
    Thanks for your effort.
[02:52] ---
    All these troublesome things
    came rushing over at once!
[02:57] ---
    Well, I'll head home now, too.
[03:00] ---
    Oh. Okay.
[03:04] ---
    Take care.
[03:06] ---
    Okay.
[03:26] ---
    Hey, Okarun.
[03:36] ---
    Huh?
[03:40] ---
    What is it?
[03:44] ---
    "See you tomorrow!"
    It's your turn to say it, Okarun!
[03:49] ---
    Huh?
[03:50] ---
    We're taking turns?
[03:52] ---
    We are! So just say it!
[03:54] ---
    Oh, er...
[03:57] ---
    Um...
[03:59] ---
    See you...
[04:00] ---
    tomorrow.
[04:04] ---
    Good.
[04:06] ---
    Okay.
[04:32] ---
    I'm not convinced.
SIGN    KEEP OUT JIJI'S ROOM
[04:35] ---
    Why is Jiji living at our place?
    Give me a proper explanation.
[04:39] ---
    Auntie's cooking is too good!
[04:43] ---
    Are you a genius?
[04:45] ---
    Are you listening?
[04:46] ---
    I told you already.
[04:48] ---
    Both of Jiji's parents
    have been hospitalized.
[04:52] ---
    But why our place?
[04:53] ---
    You usually go to a relative's house
    in times like this.
[04:56] ---
    You're so cold-hearted.
[04:58] ---
    Society is about helping each other out.
[05:01] ---
    Auntie, you're so cool.
[05:03] ---
    Come on now, Jiji.
    You really are a genius.
[05:07] ---
    Make sure to eat up!
[05:09] ---
    Tank you!
[05:11] ---
    He just got you by the heartstrings!
[05:13] ---
    Don't be dumb. Nobody's ever gotten me
    by my heartstrings.
[05:17] ---
    Auntie, you're a serious cutie!
[05:20] ---
    Jiji, just how much of a genius are you?
[05:23] ---
    Make sure to eat up, okay?
[05:24] ---
    Tank you!
[05:28] ---
    There's definitely something funny going on.
[05:30] ---
    Tank you!
[05:31] ---
    I meant something is weird!
[05:34] ---
    Did we get along that well to begin with?
[05:37] ---
    Back in grade school,
    I made fun of you, Momo.
[05:42] ---
    Looking back now, I seriously regret it.
[05:45] ---
    Thing is...
[05:47] ---
    I can see ghosts now.
[05:51] ---
    Wait, did you pick up
    a golden ball by any chance?
[05:54] ---
    Golden ball?
[05:55] ---
    Did I make a dirty joke at some point?
[05:57] ---
    Oh, no. Forget I said that.
[06:00] ---
    I moved away, so we went
    to different middle schools, right?
[06:04] ---
    We moved way out into the mountains.
[06:07] ---
    I've always liked places with lots of nature.
[06:10] ---
    And the new house was big and clean,
    so I was all hyped up in the beginning.
[06:16] ---
    But gradually, I started feeling
    like something was off.
[06:22] ---
    It's hard to explain, but the things
    lying around, the toilet, the bathroom...
[06:30] ---
    They were somehow different
    than usual.
[06:33] ---
    I told my parents,
    but they wouldn't listen.
[06:36] ---
    I had to convince myself
    that I was imagining things.
[06:40] ---
    I lived each day pretending
    I didn't notice anything.
[06:44] ---
    But it became so clear
    and was telling me to look at it.
[06:49] ---
    It went out of its way
    to show itself before me.
[06:55] ---
    And ever since, I see it all the time.
[07:01] ---
    My parents' health started
    going downhill from there.
[07:05] ---
    That's why I asked famous
    spirit mediums for an exorcism.
[07:12] ---
    And when I did,
    three of the five committed suicide.
SIGN    JUNE SUNHEIGHTS PHOTO FOR RECORDS
SIGN    DECEMBER VALLEY OF SNAKES PHOTO FOR RECORDS
SIGN    APRIL NORTHERN MOUNTAIN TRACKS PHOTO FOR RECORDS
[07:18] ---
    Veteran spirit mediums couldn't exorcise it.
[07:21] ---
    And the person they recommended me
    as my last hope...
[07:25] ---
    was Momo's Auntie.
[07:30] ---
    So that's what's going on.
[07:32] ---
    You should've just told me sooner!
[07:34] ---
    That old hag didn't even mention
    you were coming.
[07:39] ---
    But it was probably the right thing
    to do to come to us.
[07:42] ---
    Momo.
[07:43] ---
    I'm sorry.
[07:44] ---
    Wait, can you stop that?
[07:46] ---
    Sorry for what?
[07:48] ---
    All sorts of stuff.
    Like how I made fun of you in the past.
[07:52] ---
    How I'm roping you
    into something this dangerous.
[07:55] ---
    If you're gonna apologize,
    don't come asking for help.
[07:59] ---
    It's fine. My grandma's really tough.
[08:02] ---
    I'm sure she'll beat
    that evil spirit with one blow.
[08:06] ---
    I ain't gonna do nothing.
[08:08] ---
    Huh?
[08:09] ---
    Like I said, I can only use my powers
    within Kamigoe City.
[08:14] ---
    Momo will take on this request.
[08:17] ---
    Say what? You didn't tell me this!
[08:18] ---
    Hold up!
    Did you just call Auntie "Grandma"?
[08:22] ---
    Someone who couldn't see ghosts
    can see them now.
[08:27] ---
    Maybe that golden ball
    has something to do with it.
[08:31] ---
    If you take this request, I'll buy you
    as many uniforms as you want.
[08:36] ---
    So go blow down that cursed house.
[10:10] ---
    Hey there! I transferred schools!
SIGN    EPISODE 11 FIRST LOVE
[10:14] ---
    Bo-Bo-Bo-Boom!
[10:18] ---
    I'm Jin Enjoji.
[10:21] ---
    Please call me Jiji!
[10:23] ---
    Whoa, he's cool!
[10:24] ---
    He's a hottie!
[10:28] ---
    Enjoji's parents...
[10:29] ---
    You're such a cutie!
[10:33] ---
    ...uh, are both in the hospital now.
[10:36] ---
    Oh, this is terrible. If I don't get
    your contact info, it'll kill me!
[10:39] ---
    I'm sure he's having a hard time,
    so everyone, please help him out.
[10:45] ---
    He'll be sitting next to Ayase.
    You guys are relatives, right?
[10:49] ---
    Nope! We're family!
[10:51] ---
    We're neither of those.
[10:53] ---
    Flashy guys are annoying.
[10:54] ---
    Stabbed! Thank you for that
    tasty roast from a beauty!
[10:59] ---
    Beauty?
[11:00] ---
    Momo, this guy's all good.
[11:05] ---
    He's a hottie.
[11:07] ---
    Hey! I'm a super hottie!
    Pout, pout!
[11:11] ---
    Wait, I'm being drawn ever closer.
[11:13] ---
    It's because you're too cute.
[11:15] ---
    What's with him? He's hilarious!
[11:18] ---
    Oui!
[11:19] ---
    Yeah, so who is he?
[11:21] ---
    How to put it...
[11:23] ---
    A childhood friend-type
    from grade school.
[11:28] ---
    We're living together!
[11:30] ---
    What? For real?
[11:31] ---
    Hey, stop that!
    You'll start strange rumors!
[11:34] ---
    Let me explain everything
    properly in order.
[11:36] ---
    - Wait, Momo...
    - No, it's not...
[11:37] ---
    Lovey...
[11:40] ---
    dovey!
[11:41] ---
    Momo and I are in
    a parentally approved relationship!
[11:45] ---
    Living together?
[11:47] ---
    Seriously?
[11:47] ---
    You can't do that!
[11:49] ---
    Momo already has Okarun!
[11:54] ---
    "Jealous" is an "adjective"
    which describes nouns.
[11:58] ---
    For instance, you can
    "be jealous of another's happiness."
[11:59] ---
    It's bugging me.
[12:01] ---
    Miss Ayase's first crush...
[12:04] ---
    Does she still like him?
[12:07] ---
    He called Miss Ayase "Momo,"
    and said she was cute.
[12:14] ---
    Could their feelings be mutual?
[12:19] ---
    So "beautiful" and "cool"
    are adjectives as well.
[12:22] ---
    If Miss Ayase were to start dating him...
[12:27] ---
    will she stop being so kind to me?
[12:31] ---
    I'm sure she'll be interested in
    his hobbies and lose interest in the occult.
[12:36] ---
    I won't be able to talk about
    the occult during recess anymore.
[12:39] ---
    Maybe I won't be able to hang out
    with Miss Ayase anymore.
[13:02] ---
    I'm no good.
[13:09] ---
    Stop distracting yourself, Ken!
[13:12] ---
    Physical training is more important
    right now than such thoughts!
[13:24] ---
    Oh, there you are.
[13:27] ---
    What're you doing?
    Practicing a new ultimate move?
[13:34] ---
    Miss Ayase, you already ate lunch?
[13:37] ---
    I'm gonna eat here.
[13:39] ---
    Huh?
[13:40] ---
    I'm watching over you
    so you don't do anything funny again.
[13:44] ---
    Watching over me?
[13:45] ---
    That incident with Miss Shiratori
    wasn't my fault.
[13:50] ---
    Okarun, did you eat lunch?
[13:52] ---
    Not yet.
[13:54] ---
    If both your hands are tied up...
[13:56] ---
    I'll feed you.
[13:58] ---
    Huh?
[14:00] ---
    I-Is that all right?
[14:04] ---
    Momo!
[14:06] ---
    Oh? You're the guy
    who was at Momo's place yesterday.
[14:09] ---
    You a friend?
[14:14] ---
    What do you want? Weren't you gonna eat
    with Miko and the others?
[14:17] ---
    Oh? Is Momo-chan jealous?
    Such a cutie!
[14:21] ---
    As if.
[14:23] ---
    Check it out!
[14:24] ---
    Yogurt-flavored Pompy!
[14:28] ---
    Are you serious?
[14:30] ---
    Present for you, woo!
[14:41] ---
    This is futile.
[14:43] ---
    I can't watch Miss Ayase amicably
    talk to that guy any longer.
[14:48] ---
    I'll try not to see her anymore.
[14:50] ---
    That will be the best move for myself,
    and for Miss Ayase.
[14:57] ---
    I'm not gonna give up!
[15:03] ---
    Oh.
[15:09] ---
    Miss Ayase!
[15:15] ---
    I'm scared!
[15:17] ---
    Get outta my way!
[15:20] ---
    Nobody can stop me!
[15:23] ---
    Huh? What is it this time?
[15:24] ---
    Whoa, what's that?
    Seriously wicked!
[15:27] ---
    Stop right there, you half-wit!
[15:29] ---
    Momo, let's run for it!
[15:30] ---
    Don't get in my way!
[15:32] ---
    Momo!
[15:33] ---
    Don't say I didn't warn you!
[15:45] ---
    Okarun! His ball...
[15:46] ---
    It's golden!
[15:47] ---
    Momo, hide behind me!
[15:50] ---
    - Jiji, calm down!
    - Hold it!
[15:52] ---
    You're not getting away!
[15:56] ---
    You've got some nerves!
[16:01] ---
    Okarun!
[16:02] ---
    Miss Ayase!
[16:04] ---
    - Stop this guy!
    - Momo! Hang onto me!
[16:06] ---
    Wait, you right there!
    Get away from Miss Ayase!
[16:26] ---
    I don't like it.
[16:28] ---
    I want him to get away from her.
[16:58] ---
    Damn you! I know you're trying
    to stop me, but I won't stop!
[17:03] ---
    You make me limp.
[17:05] ---
    Another monster came out!
[17:07] ---
    Okarun!
[17:13] ---
    - Okarun!
    - Momo-chan! The power lines!
[17:29] ---
    Momo-chan! Where is he?
[17:32] ---
    There!
[17:35] ---
    Thanks, Okarun! You're a lifesaver!
[17:38] ---
    A monster captured us!
[17:39] ---
    I'll protect you, Momo!
[17:41] ---
    Stop that! Okarun is on our side!
    He was with us earlier!
[17:44] ---
    No way! For real?
[17:46] ---
    Here goes!
[17:50] ---
    All right, Okarun, brace yourself!
[17:52] ---
    Jiji, help us out!
[18:06] ---
    Give up already, you piece of crap!
[18:09] ---
    We'll slowly pull him here!
[18:12] ---
    No way! I'm not gonna give up!
    I don't wanna give up!
[18:21] ---
    Ew! Gross!
[18:26] ---
    Merge!
[18:42] ---
    Momo, he's getting away!
[18:43] ---
    Okarun, after him!
[18:50] ---
    No good. We lost sight of him.
[18:54] ---
    S-So amazing.
    He transformed and stuff.
[18:57] ---
    What should we do? We don't even
    know which way he went.
[19:06] ---
    This way!
[19:07] ---
    Huh? What was that?
[19:17] ---
    Miss Ayase, what have you been doing?
SIGN    KEEP OUT
[19:25] ---
    Here?
[19:29] ---
    Is it all right to barge in without asking?
[19:34] ---
    Oh.
[19:39] ---
    Goddamn it.
[19:40] ---
    I was so close.
[19:42] ---
    Miss Ayase, how did you know
    where he was headed to?
[19:47] ---
    He looks like he's exhausted?
[19:50] ---
    When he split apart to escape,
    I managed to grab just his heart.
[19:55] ---
    I punched it on a hunch, and that
    was when I heard him screaming in agony.
[20:00] ---
    Freaky!
[20:01] ---
    Woo! Not bad!
[20:04] ---
    I feel a little sorry for him.
[20:09] ---
    It's not like we want to catch and eat you.
[20:12] ---
    If you'll promise not to run away,
    I'll give you your heart back.
[20:16] ---
    So can you show us your golden nuts?
[20:20] ---
    It might be one of my friend's.
[20:22] ---
    Miss Ayase, can you
    please say it more delicately?
[20:25] ---
    Are dirty jokes that popular nowadays?
[20:30] ---
    Taro? Is that you, Taro?
[20:35] ---
    Hana!
[20:36] ---
    Where are you, Hana?
[20:37] ---
    Hana!
[20:39] ---
    No! Don't come here!
    Please go back, Taro!
[20:42] ---
    No way! I will never give up!
[20:45] ---
    I won't give up on you, Hana!
[20:50] ---
    What? What's going on here?
[20:59] ---
    I found you!
[21:01] ---
    I finally found you!
[21:02] ---
    Why did you come here?
[21:04] ---
    Why did you put yourself
    through so much danger?
[21:07] ---
    Because I love you!
[21:12] ---
    Everything changed after I met you.
[21:17] ---
    My world used to be grey,
    but thanks to you,
[21:21] ---
    it became so colorful!
[21:24] ---
    We can't!
[21:25] ---
    Our manufacturer's dates
    are too far apart!
[21:29] ---
    We live in different worlds!
[21:31] ---
    My duties are all over!
    Please hurry back.
[21:34] ---
    Otherwise you'll turn into
    oversized trash, too!
[21:37] ---
    I don't care.
[21:38] ---
    You're the one I fell in love with.
    I won't let go of you no matter what!
[21:42] ---
    Let's run away together!
[21:43] ---
    If I don't do anything right here and now,
    I'll regret it for the rest of my life!
[21:48] ---
    Taro!
[23:27] ---
    UMAs were all said to be nonsense,
[23:29] ---
    but they are "Unidentified Mysterious Animals"
    so they are simply "unidentified" biologically!
[23:33] ---
    What's suddenly gotten into you?
[23:34] ---
    Woo! You're so passionate, Okarun!
[23:35] ---
    Next episode,
    "Let's Go to the Cursed House"!
SIGN    EPISODE 12 LET'S GO TO THE CURSED HOUSE
[23:38] ---
    - So, what got into you now?
    - In other words, I'll never give up!