19 - Feeling Kinda Gloomy

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[00:34] ---
    Our masters have returned home.
[00:37] ---
    Welcome home, master!
[00:40] ---
    Welcome. This way.
[00:43] ---
    Excuse me, that maid's got the worst attitude.
[00:46] ---
    Miss Ayase!
    Be more courteous, and speak clearly!
[00:50] ---
    Okay.
[00:57] ---
    Welcome, you bastard.
[01:00] ---
    Miss Ayase! How dare you!
[01:02] ---
    That should be, "Welcome home"!
[01:04] ---
    I'm sorry! I slipped.
[01:06] ---
    - What should we order?
    - This looks tasty.
[01:08] ---
    - Sounds good.
    - Right?
[01:10] ---
    May we take your order?
[01:13] ---
    Pure apple juice!
[01:15] ---
    Let's see, then I'll have the tea.
[01:20] ---
    Okarun, you didn't want
    to drink anything, right?
[01:24] ---
    Huh? Of course I'd like a drink!
    I mean, Miss Ayase is making an effort to...
[01:27] ---
    You said earlier that you didn't need any!
[01:32] ---
    May it get tastier... May it get tastier...
[01:36] ---
    - Louder, please!
    - May it get tastier... May it get tastier...
[01:40] ---
    It's not getting any tastier, damn you!
[01:42] ---
    May it get tastier! May it get tastier!
[01:42] ---
    Pour some more affection into it, will ya?
    That's right, that's more like it!
[01:47] ---
    You can do it when you put your mind to it.
    Next time, yell from your gut!
[01:51] ---
    I'll murder you—r advice is appreciated.
[01:55] ---
    Then, to make it even tastier,
    create a heart in front of your chest.
[02:04] ---
    All together now!
[02:07] ---
    Here we go. Ready...
[02:10] ---
    Moe Moe Tri-Beam!
SIGN    MOE MOE TRI-BEAM
[03:48] ---
    You guys are gonna regret this, damn it.
[03:50] ---
    You're doing a great job.
[03:52] ---
    I took an adorable pic of you, Momo!
[03:55] ---
    You said it was a restaurant!
[03:56] ---
    Maids are great, too. You look so cute!
[03:59] ---
    You're just here to make fun of me.
    Go home, go home!
[04:02] ---
    All right , see ya. Great job.
    Keep at it!
[04:04] ---
    The path to renovation!
[04:06] ---
    Shoo, shoo!
[04:12] ---
    - Let's go, Okarun!
    - Wait, hold on just a second!
[04:15] ---
    What's up?
[04:17] ---
    I'll stay here.
[04:23] ---
    Take your time!
[04:29] ---
    I'm sorry to barge in at your work.
[04:33] ---
    Like, really! Don't come here again!
[04:36] ---
    Man, I'm cold.
[04:39] ---
    Miss Ayase, how late are you working?
[04:41] ---
    Huh? Ten o'clock.
[04:43] ---
    Then I'll stay here until your shift is over.
[04:47] ---
    You should go home.
    It's cold, and you might get sick.
[04:50] ---
    It's dangerous for a girl
    to go home alone at night.
[04:54] ---
    Oh no, but I'm tough, so I'll be all right.
[04:57] ---
    I see.
[05:00] ---
    Well, then...
[05:02] ---
    Take care.
SIGN    EPISODE 19 FEELING KINDA GLOOMY
[06:35] ---
    Great job.
[06:37] ---
    I'm sorry to have caused
    all sorts of trouble.
[06:40] ---
    Momo, you were great!
[06:42] ---
    Really?
[06:44] ---
    I'd like you to come back again!
[06:46] ---
    Okay! Good night!
[06:47] ---
    Take care!
[07:27] ---
    Guess I'll go home.
[07:38] ---
    Great job today!
[07:40] ---
    Are you done with your shift?
[07:42] ---
    Huh? What? I thought you went home!
[07:45] ---
    I can't let a lady
    be all by herself this late at night!
[07:49] ---
    Let's hurry on home.
[07:51] ---
    Boy, it's cold.
[08:07] ---
    Since it's cold...
[08:18] ---
    Take that!
[08:24] ---
    Incredible!
[08:25] ---
    He's not budging at all.
[08:27] ---
    Tee-hee.
[08:28] ---
    Impressive. You learn real quick.
[08:31] ---
    Manjiro, get some hot water ready.
[08:33] ---
    Okay.
[08:34] ---
    Jiji, stay put.
    I'm going to try some soy sauce.
[08:37] ---
    Oh, no!
[08:38] ---
    Master! Isn't it a bit too soon for that?
[08:41] ---
    Jiji, visualize it. As if steam is coming out
    from every pore in your body.
[08:46] ---
    It'll be okay. Believe in yourself.
[09:04] ---
    All right. Here goes.
[09:38] ---
    That was close!
[09:39] ---
    Amazing! Is something like this
    actually possible?
[09:40] ---
    So wicked. This takes away
    so much of my stamina.
[09:42] ---
    Prodigies are pretty amazing folks.
[09:45] ---
    Don't let your guard down.
[09:47] ---
    You might be able
    to handle room-temperature liquids,
[09:49] ---
    but you still can't handle cold stuff yet.
[09:52] ---
    But it's good to find out
    that we can hold it back.
[09:55] ---
    Now, we might be able
    to get you back to a regular life.
[09:58] ---
    I'm home!
[10:00] ---
    Huh? You're late!
    What time do you think it is?
[10:03] ---
    I was at a part-time job.
[10:05] ---
    Part-time job? I didn't hear about this!
[10:07] ---
    Does it matter?
[10:09] ---
    So cold.
[10:11] ---
    I'll take this hot water.
[10:14] ---
    - What were you doing out this late...
    - Momo, listen up...
[10:37] ---
    Evil Eye, stop it! Let me fight you!
[10:47] ---
    Stop it! Evil Eye!
[11:36] ---
    I'll take this hot water.
[11:39] ---
    That was close.
    I'm glad I had some in my mouth.
[11:48] ---
    Momo! I'm sorry! I didn't...
[11:50] ---
    It's fine, it's okay.
[11:53] ---
    Miss Ayase, are you all right?
    Can you breathe?
[11:56] ---
    Fine. I'm fine. I just got a bit scared.
[11:59] ---
    More like, did you see
    my super fine play there?
[12:01] ---
    Please, Miss Ayase.
[12:04] ---
    But seriously, my clothes are all tattered up.
[12:08] ---
    It's not your fault. It's okay.
[12:08] ---
    You'll catch a cold. You should get
    some clothes on right now.
[12:13] ---
    Oh, if you're okay with my stuff...
[12:16] ---
    Thanks, Okarun!
[12:22] ---
    I'm sorry.
[12:24] ---
    For what?
[12:25] ---
    About earlier...
[12:27] ---
    Not much you can do, right?
    These things happen.
[12:32] ---
    I'm sorry. I'll be more careful.
[12:35] ---
    Shush already, just go to sleep.
    You're being all mopey.
[13:13] ---
    I wanna live in a village like this,
    because, because
[13:19] ---
    The waves crash a-splashin',
    atop the sounds you're a-surfin'
[13:26] ---
    The waves crash a-splashin'
[13:30] ---
    Mr. Peeny!
[13:30] ---
    I wanna live in a village like this,
    because, because
[13:32] ---
    Someone claiming
    to be your friend is here!
[13:41] ---
    A friend has come to visit me.
    That makes me happy, deez!
[13:45] ---
    Oh my, Mr. Okarun.
[13:47] ---
    What? Mr. Mantis?
[13:48] ---
    What's with that look?
[13:50] ---
    I've always looked like deez
    when I am on Earth.
[13:54] ---
    Wow, amazing!
[13:55] ---
    It really is true that aliens normally
    blend into society by looking like humans!
[14:00] ---
    By the way, about how many aliens
    are here on Earth?
[14:03] ---
    I don't know, deez.
[14:05] ---
    Mr. Okarun,
    you need something from me, deez?
[14:08] ---
    Huh? Oh, right, sorry!
[14:10] ---
    Actually, there's something
    I'd like to ask of you, Mr. Mantis.
[14:14] ---
    Please make me your apprentice!
[14:16] ---
    Please teach me
    how to throw a punch. I beg of you!
[14:22] ---
    No way, deez.
[14:24] ---
    Why is that?
[14:25] ---
    Violence is bad, deez.
[14:27] ---
    More importantly, can you
    help me carry these sacks over there, deez?
[14:38] ---
    There's no time to rest, deez.
[14:40] ---
    Um, after I help with this,
    can you make me your apprentice?
[14:43] ---
    No way, deez.
[14:44] ---
    Why?
[14:48] ---
    I'm not going to give up.
[14:50] ---
    I will learn how
    to throw a punch tomorrow!
[14:55] ---
    I'm home!
[14:57] ---
    You're late, Four-Eyes!
    Do you have a part-time job, too?
[15:00] ---
    Well, yes.
[15:02] ---
    Hurry up and eat your meal!
[15:05] ---
    I can't do the dishes until you do.
[15:16] ---
    We've really reached the limit.
[15:19] ---
    We survived this time
    thanks to Miss Momo's quick thinking,
[15:22] ---
    but I doubt the same trick
    will work twice.
[15:24] ---
    And living together
    with an evil spirit is absurd to begin with.
[15:28] ---
    Let's call for the hayashi performers
    one more time.
[15:30] ---
    If you won't do the ritual prayer,
    then I will do it.
[15:35] ---
    All right? I'll go contact them.
[15:37] ---
    Hey, Manjiro.
[15:40] ---
    It's so rough.
[15:44] ---
    As an adult, you want to burden yourself
    with all the kids' troubles,
[15:48] ---
    so you can tell them
    to do whatever they like.
[15:53] ---
    It's the responsibility of an adult
    to show them reality as well.
[15:58] ---
    I do like Mr. Jiji's spirit, too.
[16:00] ---
    But what's impossible is impossible.
[16:07] ---
    It's just so sad.
[16:15] ---
    Gotta make it snappy.
[16:18] ---
    What kinda dance is that?
[16:20] ---
    I'm not dancing.
[16:23] ---
    What a klutz.
[16:24] ---
    Leave me alone!
[16:25] ---
    Hey, why are you practicing
    how to punch?
[16:29] ---
    Because I want to become stronger,
    of course!
[16:32] ---
    What are you gonna do
    by getting stronger?
[16:34] ---
    Is there someone
    you wanna kill or something?
[16:41] ---
    I've been pissed off for a while now.
[16:45] ---
    I want to take Evil Eye
    and send him completely flying.
[16:53] ---
    Do you wanna be able to throw punches?
    Or do you wanna become strong?
[16:59] ---
    Well, I want to be able to throw a punch
    so I can become stronger.
[17:05] ---
    No, you got it wrong.
[17:08] ---
    Even if you could throw a punch,
    you wouldn't be stronger.
[17:11] ---
    Evil Eye is several levels above you
    in both power and technique.
[17:14] ---
    He's got considerable speed, too.
    After all, he can keep up with my abilities.
[17:20] ---
    What? Then what are you telling me to do?
[17:23] ---
    Just whose power do you think
    you're borrowing, moron?
[17:29] ---
    Let me ask you one more time.
[17:31] ---
    Do you wanna be able to throw punches,
[17:33] ---
    or do you wanna become stronger?
[17:36] ---
    I want to become stronger.
[17:38] ---
    You turd nugget.
[17:40] ---
    Follow me.
[17:43] ---
    You're using my power,
    but you're so weak. I don't like it.
[17:49] ---
    I have no choice, so I'll train you.
[17:51] ---
    Keep up with me like your life depends on it.
[17:56] ---
    You wanted me to follow you here?
[17:59] ---
    Don't be modest. Just head in.
[18:01] ---
    This is bad!
    If I get caught, they'll scold me!
[18:04] ---
    When you're getting a scolding,
    just think of ramen or something.
[18:07] ---
    I'm saying that I don't want to get scolded!
[18:13] ---
    Takakura, what are you doing?
[18:15] ---
    Miss Shiratori? You followed us here?
[18:17] ---
    What a turd of a roadblock.
    Leave her alone.
[18:19] ---
    Please keep this a secret!
[18:22] ---
    Tell me what you're going to do!
[18:23] ---
    It's dangerous for you to come here!
[18:25] ---
    I won't leave until you tell me!
[18:27] ---
    Hurry up and go back, you half-wit.
[18:34] ---
    What's with this damn dumpling?
[18:36] ---
    Next time you trash talk me, I'll take
    that pukey furball face of yours and crush it!
[18:41] ---
    Bring it on, idiot! You're dead meat!
[18:46] ---
    Okay! Both of you, be quiet!
[18:53] ---
    If that's the case, you should say so!
[18:55] ---
    I want to become stronger, too!
[18:58] ---
    Okay.
[18:58] ---
    And those filthy words earlier
    were said by Acro-Silky, okay?
[19:02] ---
    Those were definitely not my words!
[19:04] ---
    Is that so?
[19:05] ---
    It is so! I could never
    come up with words like that!
[19:08] ---
    Moron.
[19:09] ---
    Pukey, furball face sliced pork moron.
[19:11] ---
    Sounds like ya wanna say goodbye, huh?
[19:15] ---
    What's with this damn dumpling?
    I'll crush you!
[19:18] ---
    These guys are hopeless!
[19:56] ---
    Takakura, I'm scared.
[19:58] ---
    I-It's all right! We have the powers
    of yokai monsters as well.
[20:06] ---
    It's me, idiot.
[20:07] ---
    Do you want to be murdered, pukey furball?
[20:10] ---
    Takakura, I'm sorry! Are you okay?
[20:12] ---
    I'm totally fine.
    Are you okay, Miss Shiratori?
[20:15] ---
    Oh, I'm such an idiot!
[20:17] ---
    Jump in sync with these notes.
[20:20] ---
    Why?
[20:20] ---
    Come on. You've got no time,
    so hurry up and do it.
[20:28] ---
    There's an idiot jumping.
[20:30] ---
    Hey! What exactly are you after here?
[20:32] ---
    That's your combat rhythm.
[20:35] ---
    Rhythm?
[20:36] ---
    And then, this is Evil Eye's rhythm.
[20:44] ---
    You get it?
[20:47] ---
    This is yours.
[20:50] ---
    This is Evil Eye's.
[20:52] ---
    If I compare it to those jumps earlier,
    in the time it takes you to jump once and land,
[20:57] ---
    Evil Eye will have taken four full actions.
[21:01] ---
    What? He's faster than you, Turbo Granny?
[21:03] ---
    That's why I couldn't shake him off...
[21:04] ---
    That's not it! I'm ten billion times faster!
[21:07] ---
    I’m just talking about technique!
[21:13] ---
    Your rhythm is too monotonous.
[21:16] ---
    Basically, it's about how many notes
    you can cram into one beat.
[21:19] ---
    What becomes important is the amount
    of times you can switch actions in combat.
[21:25] ---
    Even that skank
    can do a four-switch in one beat.
[21:29] ---
    Evil Eye also is a four-switch.
[21:31] ---
    Adding the cursed house's attack
    would make him a ten-switch.
[21:36] ---
    You are a two-switch.
[21:41] ---
    That wasn't me.
[21:54] ---
    So noisy! Is that an orchestra?
[21:56] ---
    Where is this sound coming from?
[21:57] ---
    They're here.
[21:58] ---
    Here? Who is?
    The noise is so loud I can't hear...
[22:01] ---
    I hear filthy notes.
[22:09] ---
    Who is making such noise?
[22:16] ---
    Who is it?
[23:52] ---
    I'll never do it.
[23:53] ---
    - No, do it.
    - No way.
[23:54] ---
    Come on, do you want to get fired?
[23:56] ---
    - Damn it.
    - Yeah!
[23:58] ---
    Next episode,
    "You Can Do It, Okarun!" And then...
SIGN    EPISODE 20 YOU CAN DO IT, OKARUN!
[24:00] ---
    - Damn it.
    - Do it.
[24:02] ---
    Moe Moe Tri-Beam!
[24:05] ---
    - Miss Ayase.
    - Damn it!