# 19 - Feeling Kinda Gloomy
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GG5H5XQ0D/dan-da-dan)
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**[00:34] ---**
Our masters have returned home.
**[00:37] ---**
Welcome home, master!
**[00:40] ---**
Welcome. This way.
**[00:43] ---**
Excuse me, that maid's got the worst attitude.
**[00:46] ---**
Miss Ayase!
Be more courteous, and speak clearly!
**[00:50] ---**
Okay.
**[00:57] ---**
Welcome, you bastard.
**[01:00] ---**
Miss Ayase! How dare you!
**[01:02] ---**
That should be, "Welcome home"!
**[01:04] ---**
I'm sorry! I slipped.
**[01:06] ---**
- What should we order?
- This looks tasty.
**[01:08] ---**
- Sounds good.
- Right?
**[01:10] ---**
May we take your order?
**[01:13] ---**
Pure apple juice!
**[01:15] ---**
Let's see, then I'll have the tea.
**[01:20] ---**
Okarun, you didn't want
to drink anything, right?
**[01:24] ---**
Huh? Of course I'd like a drink!
I mean, Miss Ayase is making an effort to...
**[01:27] ---**
You said earlier that you didn't need any!
**[01:32] ---**
May it get tastier... May it get tastier...
**[01:36] ---**
- Louder, please!
- May it get tastier... May it get tastier...
**[01:40] ---**
It's not getting any tastier, damn you!
**[01:42] ---**
May it get tastier! May it get tastier!
**[01:42] ---**
Pour some more affection into it, will ya?
That's right, that's more like it!
**[01:47] ---**
You can do it when you put your mind to it.
Next time, yell from your gut!
**[01:51] ---**
I'll murder you—r advice is appreciated.
**[01:55] ---**
Then, to make it even tastier,
create a heart in front of your chest.
**[02:04] ---**
All together now!
**[02:07] ---**
Here we go. Ready...
**[02:10] ---**
Moe Moe Tri-Beam!
***SIGN*** MOE MOE TRI-BEAM
**[03:48] ---**
You guys are gonna regret this, damn it.
**[03:50] ---**
You're doing a great job.
**[03:52] ---**
I took an adorable pic of you, Momo!
**[03:55] ---**
You said it was a restaurant!
**[03:56] ---**
Maids are great, too. You look so cute!
**[03:59] ---**
You're just here to make fun of me.
Go home, go home!
**[04:02] ---**
All right , see ya. Great job.
Keep at it!
**[04:04] ---**
The path to renovation!
**[04:06] ---**
Shoo, shoo!
**[04:12] ---**
- Let's go, Okarun!
- Wait, hold on just a second!
**[04:15] ---**
What's up?
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I'll stay here.
**[04:23] ---**
Take your time!
**[04:29] ---**
I'm sorry to barge in at your work.
**[04:33] ---**
Like, really! Don't come here again!
**[04:36] ---**
Man, I'm cold.
**[04:39] ---**
Miss Ayase, how late are you working?
**[04:41] ---**
Huh? Ten o'clock.
**[04:43] ---**
Then I'll stay here until your shift is over.
**[04:47] ---**
You should go home.
It's cold, and you might get sick.
**[04:50] ---**
It's dangerous for a girl
to go home alone at night.
**[04:54] ---**
Oh no, but I'm tough, so I'll be all right.
**[04:57] ---**
I see.
**[05:00] ---**
Well, then...
**[05:02] ---**
Take care.
***SIGN*** EPISODE 19 FEELING KINDA GLOOMY
**[06:35] ---**
Great job.
**[06:37] ---**
I'm sorry to have caused
all sorts of trouble.
**[06:40] ---**
Momo, you were great!
**[06:42] ---**
Really?
**[06:44] ---**
I'd like you to come back again!
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Okay! Good night!
**[06:47] ---**
Take care!
**[07:27] ---**
Guess I'll go home.
**[07:38] ---**
Great job today!
**[07:40] ---**
Are you done with your shift?
**[07:42] ---**
Huh? What? I thought you went home!
**[07:45] ---**
I can't let a lady
be all by herself this late at night!
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Let's hurry on home.
**[07:51] ---**
Boy, it's cold.
**[08:07] ---**
Since it's cold...
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Take that!
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Incredible!
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He's not budging at all.
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Tee-hee.
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Impressive. You learn real quick.
**[08:31] ---**
Manjiro, get some hot water ready.
**[08:33] ---**
Okay.
**[08:34] ---**
Jiji, stay put.
I'm going to try some soy sauce.
**[08:37] ---**
Oh, no!
**[08:38] ---**
Master! Isn't it a bit too soon for that?
**[08:41] ---**
Jiji, visualize it. As if steam is coming out
from every pore in your body.
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It'll be okay. Believe in yourself.
**[09:04] ---**
All right. Here goes.
**[09:38] ---**
That was close!
**[09:39] ---**
Amazing! Is something like this
actually possible?
**[09:40] ---**
So wicked. This takes away
so much of my stamina.
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Prodigies are pretty amazing folks.
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Don't let your guard down.
**[09:47] ---**
You might be able
to handle room-temperature liquids,
**[09:49] ---**
but you still can't handle cold stuff yet.
**[09:52] ---**
But it's good to find out
that we can hold it back.
**[09:55] ---**
Now, we might be able
to get you back to a regular life.
**[09:58] ---**
I'm home!
**[10:00] ---**
Huh? You're late!
What time do you think it is?
**[10:03] ---**
I was at a part-time job.
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Part-time job? I didn't hear about this!
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Does it matter?
**[10:09] ---**
So cold.
**[10:11] ---**
I'll take this hot water.
**[10:14] ---**
- What were you doing out this late...
- Momo, listen up...
**[10:37] ---**
Evil Eye, stop it! Let me fight you!
**[10:47] ---**
Stop it! Evil Eye!
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*I'll take this hot water.*
**[11:39] ---**
That was close.
I'm glad I had some in my mouth.
**[11:48] ---**
Momo! I'm sorry! I didn't...
**[11:50] ---**
It's fine, it's okay.
**[11:53] ---**
Miss Ayase, are you all right?
Can you breathe?
**[11:56] ---**
Fine. I'm fine. I just got a bit scared.
**[11:59] ---**
More like, did you see
my super fine play there?
**[12:01] ---**
Please, Miss Ayase.
**[12:04] ---**
But seriously, my clothes are all tattered up.
**[12:08] ---**
It's not your fault. It's okay.
**[12:08] ---**
You'll catch a cold. You should get
some clothes on right now.
**[12:13] ---**
Oh, if you're okay with my stuff...
**[12:16] ---**
Thanks, Okarun!
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I'm sorry.
**[12:24] ---**
For what?
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About earlier...
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Not much you can do, right?
These things happen.
**[12:32] ---**
I'm sorry. I'll be more careful.
**[12:35] ---**
Shush already, just go to sleep.
You're being all mopey.
**[13:13] ---**
*I wanna live in a village like this,
because, because*
**[13:19] ---**
*The waves crash a-splashin',
atop the sounds you're a-surfin'*
**[13:26] ---**
*The waves crash a-splashin'*
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Mr. Peeny!
**[13:30] ---**
*I wanna live in a village like this,
because, because*
**[13:32] ---**
Someone claiming
to be your friend is here!
**[13:41] ---**
A friend has come to visit me.
That makes me happy, deez!
**[13:45] ---**
Oh my, Mr. Okarun.
**[13:47] ---**
What? Mr. Mantis?
**[13:48] ---**
What's with that look?
**[13:50] ---**
I've always looked like deez
when I am on Earth.
**[13:54] ---**
Wow, amazing!
**[13:55] ---**
It really is true that aliens normally
blend into society by looking like humans!
**[14:00] ---**
By the way, about how many aliens
are here on Earth?
**[14:03] ---**
I don't know, deez.
**[14:05] ---**
Mr. Okarun,
you need something from me, deez?
**[14:08] ---**
Huh? Oh, right, sorry!
**[14:10] ---**
Actually, there's something
I'd like to ask of you, Mr. Mantis.
**[14:14] ---**
Please make me your apprentice!
**[14:16] ---**
Please teach me
how to throw a punch. I beg of you!
**[14:22] ---**
No way, deez.
**[14:24] ---**
Why is that?
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Violence is bad, deez.
**[14:27] ---**
More importantly, can you
help me carry these sacks over there, deez?
**[14:38] ---**
There's no time to rest, deez.
**[14:40] ---**
Um, after I help with this,
can you make me your apprentice?
**[14:43] ---**
No way, deez.
**[14:44] ---**
Why?
**[14:48] ---**
I'm not going to give up.
**[14:50] ---**
I will learn how
to throw a punch tomorrow!
**[14:55] ---**
I'm home!
**[14:57] ---**
You're late, Four-Eyes!
Do you have a part-time job, too?
**[15:00] ---**
Well, yes.
**[15:02] ---**
Hurry up and eat your meal!
**[15:05] ---**
I can't do the dishes until you do.
**[15:16] ---**
We've really reached the limit.
**[15:19] ---**
We survived this time
thanks to Miss Momo's quick thinking,
**[15:22] ---**
but I doubt the same trick
will work twice.
**[15:24] ---**
And living together
with an evil spirit is absurd to begin with.
**[15:28] ---**
Let's call for the hayashi performers
one more time.
**[15:30] ---**
If you won't do the ritual prayer,
then I will do it.
**[15:35] ---**
All right? I'll go contact them.
**[15:37] ---**
Hey, Manjiro.
**[15:40] ---**
It's so rough.
**[15:44] ---**
As an adult, you want to burden yourself
with all the kids' troubles,
**[15:48] ---**
so you can tell them
to do whatever they like.
**[15:53] ---**
It's the responsibility of an adult
to show them reality as well.
**[15:58] ---**
I do like Mr. Jiji's spirit, too.
**[16:00] ---**
But what's impossible is impossible.
**[16:07] ---**
It's just so sad.
**[16:15] ---**
Gotta make it snappy.
**[16:18] ---**
What kinda dance is that?
**[16:20] ---**
I'm not dancing.
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What a klutz.
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Leave me alone!
**[16:25] ---**
Hey, why are you practicing
how to punch?
**[16:29] ---**
Because I want to become stronger,
of course!
**[16:32] ---**
What are you gonna do
by getting stronger?
**[16:34] ---**
Is there someone
you wanna kill or something?
**[16:41] ---**
I've been pissed off for a while now.
**[16:45] ---**
I want to take Evil Eye
and send him completely flying.
**[16:53] ---**
Do you wanna be able to throw punches?
Or do you wanna become strong?
**[16:59] ---**
Well, I want to be able to throw a punch
so I can become stronger.
**[17:05] ---**
No, you got it wrong.
**[17:08] ---**
Even if you could throw a punch,
you wouldn't be stronger.
**[17:11] ---**
Evil Eye is several levels above you
in both power and technique.
**[17:14] ---**
He's got considerable speed, too.
After all, he can keep up with my abilities.
**[17:20] ---**
What? Then what are you telling me to do?
**[17:23] ---**
Just whose power do you think
you're borrowing, moron?
**[17:29] ---**
Let me ask you one more time.
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Do you wanna be able to throw punches,
**[17:33] ---**
or do you wanna become stronger?
**[17:36] ---**
I want to become stronger.
**[17:38] ---**
You turd nugget.
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Follow me.
**[17:43] ---**
You're using my power,
but you're so weak. I don't like it.
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I have no choice, so I'll train you.
**[17:51] ---**
Keep up with me like your life depends on it.
**[17:56] ---**
You wanted me to follow you here?
**[17:59] ---**
Don't be modest. Just head in.
**[18:01] ---**
This is bad!
If I get caught, they'll scold me!
**[18:04] ---**
When you're getting a scolding,
just think of ramen or something.
**[18:07] ---**
I'm saying that I don't want to get scolded!
**[18:13] ---**
Takakura, what are you doing?
**[18:15] ---**
Miss Shiratori? You followed us here?
**[18:17] ---**
What a turd of a roadblock.
Leave her alone.
**[18:19] ---**
Please keep this a secret!
**[18:22] ---**
Tell me what you're going to do!
**[18:23] ---**
It's dangerous for you to come here!
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I won't leave until you tell me!
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Hurry up and go back, you half-wit.
**[18:34] ---**
What's with this damn dumpling?
**[18:36] ---**
Next time you trash talk me, I'll take
that pukey furball face of yours and crush it!
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Bring it on, idiot! You're dead meat!
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Okay! Both of you, be quiet!
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If that's the case, you should say so!
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I want to become stronger, too!
**[18:58] ---**
Okay.
**[18:58] ---**
And those filthy words earlier
were said by Acro-Silky, okay?
**[19:02] ---**
Those were definitely not my words!
**[19:04] ---**
Is that so?
**[19:05] ---**
It is so! I could never
come up with words like that!
**[19:08] ---**
Moron.
**[19:09] ---**
Pukey, furball face sliced pork moron.
**[19:11] ---**
Sounds like ya wanna say goodbye, huh?
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What's with this damn dumpling?
I'll crush you!
**[19:18] ---**
These guys are hopeless!
**[19:56] ---**
Takakura, I'm scared.
**[19:58] ---**
I-It's all right! We have the powers
of yokai monsters as well.
**[20:06] ---**
It's me, idiot.
**[20:07] ---**
Do you want to be murdered, pukey furball?
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Takakura, I'm sorry! Are you okay?
**[20:12] ---**
I'm totally fine.
Are you okay, Miss Shiratori?
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Oh, I'm such an idiot!
**[20:17] ---**
Jump in sync with these notes.
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Why?
**[20:20] ---**
Come on. You've got no time,
so hurry up and do it.
**[20:28] ---**
There's an idiot jumping.
**[20:30] ---**
Hey! What exactly are you after here?
**[20:32] ---**
That's your combat rhythm.
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Rhythm?
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And then, this is Evil Eye's rhythm.
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You get it?
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This is yours.
**[20:50] ---**
This is Evil Eye's.
**[20:52] ---**
If I compare it to those jumps earlier,
in the time it takes you to jump once and land,
**[20:57] ---**
Evil Eye will have taken four full actions.
**[21:01] ---**
What? He's faster than you, Turbo Granny?
**[21:03] ---**
That's why I couldn't shake him off...
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That's not it! I'm ten billion times faster!
**[21:07] ---**
I’m just talking about technique!
**[21:13] ---**
Your rhythm is too monotonous.
**[21:16] ---**
Basically, it's about how many notes
you can cram into one beat.
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What becomes important is the amount
of times you can switch actions in combat.
**[21:25] ---**
Even that skank
can do a four-switch in one beat.
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Evil Eye also is a four-switch.
**[21:31] ---**
Adding the cursed house's attack
would make him a ten-switch.
**[21:36] ---**
You are a two-switch.
**[21:41] ---**
That wasn't me.
**[21:54] ---**
So noisy! Is that an orchestra?
**[21:56] ---**
Where is this sound coming from?
**[21:57] ---**
They're here.
**[21:58] ---**
Here? Who is?
The noise is so loud I can't hear...
**[22:01] ---**
I hear filthy notes.
**[22:09] ---**
Who is making such noise?
**[22:16] ---**
Who is it?
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I'll never do it.
**[23:53] ---**
- No, do it.
- No way.
**[23:54] ---**
Come on, do you want to get fired?
**[23:56] ---**
- Damn it.
- Yeah!
**[23:58] ---**
Next episode,
"You Can Do It, Okarun!" And then...
***SIGN*** EPISODE 20 YOU CAN DO IT, OKARUN!
**[24:00] ---**
- Damn it.
- Do it.
**[24:02] ---**
Moe Moe Tri-Beam!
**[24:05] ---**
- Miss Ayase.
- Damn it!