# 17 - We Can All Stay There Together!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GG5H5XQ0D/dan-da-dan)
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**[00:10] ---**
*Though wise, working under us in battle,
oh no, as tragedy is written,*
**[00:17] ---**
*the loving son never falters, and sees
only passion of the soul as precious.*
**[00:25] ---**
*Farewell friend and loved one,*
**[00:27] ---**
*may you not rest in peace but
instead as the candle in the wind,*
**[00:33] ---**
*taking hold of the strained dark soils
to unleash as a rainbow.*
**[00:44] ---**
A waste of time.
**[00:49] ---**
*Though wise, working under us in battle,
oh no, as tragedy is written,*
**[00:55] ---**
*the loving son never falters, and sees
only passion of the soul as precious.*
**[01:02] ---**
*Farewell friend and loved one,*
**[01:04] ---**
*may you not rest in peace but
instead as the candle in the wind,*
**[01:09] ---**
*taking hold of the strained dark soils
to unleash as a rainbow.*
**[01:20] ---**
A waste of time!
**[02:52] ---**
Time to eat!
***SIGN*** EPISODE 17
WE CAN ALL STAY THERE TOGETHER!
**[03:03] ---**
Delish!
**[03:05] ---**
So, why didn't you call me for this one?
**[03:07] ---**
I'm the leader, you know!
**[03:09] ---**
Why the hell are you here?
You didn't work, so you can't eat!
**[03:13] ---**
What happened to the Rokken Sect?
**[03:13] ---**
Don't you know?
One who doth not work doth not eat!
**[03:15] ---**
I haven't contacted them
at all recently, so I don't know.
**[03:16] ---**
What was that?
**[03:23] ---**
Milk is tasty, deez.
**[03:24] ---**
I'm glad, deez.
**[03:26] ---**
Am I allowed to eat, too?
**[03:28] ---**
More like, why are you back?
**[03:30] ---**
I told you to never come back
to Earth again!
**[03:35] ---**
I was grateful when I was given a cow, deez.
**[03:39] ---**
but it didn't produce any milk,
so I didn't have a choice but to return.
**[03:45] ---**
Besides, our [@@@@] is filled
**[03:48] ---**
with a watery substance called
[L@@] that sends oxygen directly to our lungs.
**[03:53] ---**
What?
**[03:54] ---**
So it's difficult to milk the cow, deez.
**[03:55] ---**
Huh? What? You breathe with your lungs,
but you live underwater?
**[03:58] ---**
But Chiquitita can't survive unless
he constantly drinks milk, deez.
**[04:04] ---**
And so we decided to live on Earth, deez.
**[04:07] ---**
Um! Directly sending oxygen
to the lungs?
**[04:09] ---**
Are you saying you live
on a perfluorocarbon-based planet?
**[04:12] ---**
We can't stay here, deez?
**[04:12] ---**
Can you please tell me the details,
Mr. Mantisian? Please!
**[04:14] ---**
That's not true. You can stay here
as long as you want.
**[04:18] ---**
They're no good.
**[04:21] ---**
They've gotten too old.
**[04:22] ---**
If so, I can't arrange
for a hayashi performance right now.
**[04:26] ---**
We have no choice.
**[04:28] ---**
I feel sorry for Jiji, but I guess
he'll stay like that for a while.
**[04:31] ---**
Even if we had a hayashi performance,
**[04:33] ---**
could we fully exorcise it?
**[04:35] ---**
It's one thing if it's only Evil Eye.
**[04:37] ---**
But Mr. Jiji's spiritual power is too strong,
so I don't know if we can separate them.
**[04:41] ---**
Even if we could, Mr. Jiji might be left
with some lasting effects.
**[04:50] ---**
Hot!
**[04:51] ---**
What the hell are you doing?
**[04:53] ---**
- Don't waste food!
- Come on, Taro.
**[04:55] ---**
Hot, hot!
**[04:56] ---**
Wait, hold up! It's pitch black!
**[04:58] ---**
Where is everyone? Where is this place?
**[05:01] ---**
Come on, Taro.
Are you messing around?
**[05:04] ---**
It's not me!
**[05:05] ---**
Momo? Are you there?
**[05:07] ---**
Jiji?
**[05:08] ---**
Jiji, are you back?
**[05:09] ---**
Momo?
**[05:10] ---**
Wait!
**[05:11] ---**
Evil spirits use people's voices to trick you.
**[05:14] ---**
Don't release the seal yet.
**[05:18] ---**
Taro, open up your face.
**[05:20] ---**
Slowly.
**[05:27] ---**
No, which is it?
**[05:28] ---**
I can't tell because
he's making a weird face.
**[05:30] ---**
Mr. Jiji?
**[05:31] ---**
Momo! Okarun! You're okay?
**[05:34] ---**
I'm so glad!
I was super worried about you!
**[05:37] ---**
Auntie is here, too. I'm so glad!
You're as beautiful as ever!
**[05:41] ---**
Looks like he's the real deal.
**[05:43] ---**
Grandma, what does this all mean?
**[05:45] ---**
Momo, fetch me some cold water.
**[05:52] ---**
Bastards. I'll kill you all!
**[06:02] ---**
Oww! Hot!
Hold on, what? The heck?
**[06:05] ---**
I see.
**[06:07] ---**
This is pretty troublesome.
**[06:16] ---**
In other words... What?
**[06:21] ---**
*Yappa paa, yappa paa,
two away from the goal.*
**[06:25] ---**
*The frolicking love is a carp in a pond.*
**[06:28] ---**
*Yappa paa, yappa paa,
two away from the goal.*
**[06:28] ---**
When you splash him with cold water,
he's Evil Eye.
**[06:31] ---**
*The bream in your heart
wants to be embraced.*
**[06:31] ---**
And when it's hot water,
he goes back to Jiji?
**[06:34] ---**
*Yappa paa, yappa paa,
two away from the goal.*
**[06:39] ---**
Oww!
**[06:41] ---**
Hold on a sec!
I'm the one who's feeling the pain!
**[06:44] ---**
More like, how long
do I have to lend my body?
**[06:44] ---**
Stop fooling around!
**[06:47] ---**
I can't be lovey-dovey with Hana like this!
**[06:50] ---**
Sorry!
**[06:51] ---**
I'm not letting you see Hana for a while.
**[06:53] ---**
What?! Ms. Seiko! Why is that?
**[06:56] ---**
To begin with, our curfew is 10 o'clock.
**[06:59] ---**
I don't wanna let Hana
see some weird guy late at night.
**[07:02] ---**
Ten o'clock is way too early!
**[07:04] ---**
More importantly, Jiji, I'm sorry.
**[07:08] ---**
You too, Momo and Four-Eyes.
**[07:10] ---**
If I knew Evil Eye was there,
I wouldn't have let you go by yourselves.
**[07:14] ---**
This is my responsibility.
**[07:17] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[07:18] ---**
Hey, quit it. It's not like you.
**[07:20] ---**
I asked you for help,
so please don't apologize.
**[07:24] ---**
Sheesh, you guys are all softies.
**[07:26] ---**
You really think you can keep Evil Eye in check?
**[07:29] ---**
Evil Eye was originally a mountain spirit.
**[07:32] ---**
Mountain spirits are at the level
of being revered as gods.
**[07:38] ---**
If an ordinary human
were to get possessed,
**[07:40] ---**
they'd go insane. Their cells
would break down, and they'd die.
**[07:44] ---**
That's why they only go after humans
with high spiritual power.
**[07:58] ---**
In that respect, he's the ultimate vessel.
**[08:02] ---**
Evil Eye is like a newborn baby right now.
**[08:06] ---**
We happened to escape from danger
this time,
**[08:09] ---**
but he's only going to get stronger.
**[08:11] ---**
Eventually, you won't be able to hold him back.
**[08:14] ---**
For now, Jiji, make sure to stay
within sight of someone at all times.
**[08:18] ---**
I'll have Manjiro watch over you, too.
***SIGN*** KAMIGOE CITY
**[08:22] ---**
Don't leave Kamigoe City
until we perform the exorcism.
**[08:26] ---**
We won't be able to utilize
the barrier's power if you do.
**[08:29] ---**
That, and Taro's barrier won't last long.
**[08:33] ---**
An evil spirit at Evil Eye's level
can form resistance to barriers.
**[08:37] ---**
Also, we'll have to use these.
**[08:40] ---**
Everyone, make sure to keep
a hot water thermos on you.
**[08:44] ---**
So you can splash him at any time.
**[08:50] ---**
Jiji, I want you to be extra careful, too.
**[08:53] ---**
When you wash hands, when you
drink water, and on rainy days.
**[08:56] ---**
Just a tiny bit of cold water
and you'll transform.
**[09:03] ---**
*It's time to murder all the humans.*
**[09:09] ---**
I never want to go through that again.
**[09:11] ---**
Right.
**[09:15] ---**
We have to do our best
until the exorcism is complete.
**[09:19] ---**
Where're you gonna live, Mantisian?
**[09:21] ---**
I decided to be a live-in worker
at a dairy farm nearby, deez.
**[09:26] ---**
It's all thanks to Ms. Seiko, deez.
**[09:28] ---**
Thanks for coming to help us out.
**[09:30] ---**
If something happens,
please call for me again, deez.
**[09:34] ---**
Um, Mr. Mantisian?
**[09:35] ---**
How does that UFO fly?
**[09:37] ---**
Is it like an anti-gravity
propulsion machine?
**[09:38] ---**
So cute!
**[09:40] ---**
It's [@@K], deez.
**[09:44] ---**
By the way, Mantisian,
what's your name?
**[09:47] ---**
Let's see, by terran pronunciation...
**[09:51] ---**
It's Peeny Weeny, deez.
**[10:02] ---**
Bye-bye, deez!
**[10:05] ---**
See ya, Mantisian!
**[10:06] ---**
Mr. Mantisian,
please let me ride it next time!
**[10:09] ---**
Chiqui-chan, I'll see you again!
Shrimp can go home, though!
**[10:32] ---**
More like, they're going home on the UFO?
**[10:34] ---**
They're really close by, too.
**[10:38] ---**
How long until we get to the hospital
that Jiji's parents are in?
**[10:41] ---**
I had them transferred over here,
so about ten minutes.
**[10:45] ---**
Taro, you're wearing your clothes inside out.
**[10:47] ---**
Shut up! Normally I prefer to be buck naked.
**[10:50] ---**
Got your thermoses?
**[10:52] ---**
Got it!
**[10:53] ---**
Hot water?
**[10:54] ---**
In there!
**[10:55] ---**
Okarun.
**[10:56] ---**
Ready to go!
**[10:56] ---**
Okay!
**[11:03] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[11:05] ---**
It's fine. You're worrying too much.
**[11:07] ---**
Oh, okay.
**[11:10] ---**
C'mon. Put your hand here.
**[11:13] ---**
Okay.
**[11:52] ---**
Um, Miss Ayase, what are you doing?
**[11:58] ---**
What? I haven't been doing anything.
**[12:01] ---**
Well, I mean your hand is...
I don't know the game or its rules, so...
**[12:06] ---**
I don't know what you're talking about.
**[12:10] ---**
Hey, Momo!
**[12:12] ---**
Taro won't listen to me at all!
Please, talk to him!
**[12:16] ---**
Shut up!
**[12:17] ---**
I can't move my body,
so Taro needs to move like I do!
**[12:21] ---**
What a pain in the ass.
**[12:23] ---**
Now, let's go! Ready...
**[12:26] ---**
That's completely wrong!
**[12:28] ---**
Like I'd know, moron! This is my body,
so I'll move however I want!
**[12:31] ---**
More like was it okay not getting a gift
for Jiji's parents?
**[12:37] ---**
Crap! Is there a supermarket nearby?
***SIGN*** PRODUCE
***SIGN*** WE HAVE EVERYTHING SUPERMARKET
**[12:41] ---**
There's one near the hospital.
**[12:44] ---**
A lifesaver!
**[12:45] ---**
I hope they're getting better.
**[12:47] ---**
They're always hyper and too rowdy,
so them being sick is just right.
**[12:52] ---**
Isn't that a bit cold?
Are you trying to act tough?
**[12:55] ---**
Of course not. Why would I?
I'm not that worried to begin with!
**[13:12] ---**
I'm glad they look well.
**[13:15] ---**
Yup!
**[13:16] ---**
More like, why're you standing so still?
**[13:18] ---**
Taro, make sure to react accordingly!
**[13:21] ---**
You say that, but it's hard
to move just your body!
**[13:24] ---**
Don't look away!
**[13:26] ---**
Oh, now you did it!
**[13:28] ---**
That's cringy.
**[13:29] ---**
Give me my body back.
**[13:31] ---**
*...there are no casualties
as a result of this eruption.*
**[13:35] ---**
*And according to the weather bureau,*
***SIGN*** DEATHS: 0 INJURED: 0
MAINTAINING ALERT LEVEL FOUR
**[13:37] ---**
*the wildfires have been contained,
but they will stay at alert level four.*
**[13:44] ---**
*And the next news...*
***SIGN*** HEINOUS! SUSPICION OF CONFINEMENT AND MURDER
NINE ARRESTED
**[13:45] ---**
*Juichi Kito and nine others
living in Daija Town*
**[13:48] ---**
*have been arrested with charges of murder
and illegal confinement.*
***SIGN*** NAKI KITO (AGE UNKNOWN)
WANTED FOR SUSPICION OF THEFT, ARSON,
ATTEMPTED MURDER, AND VARIOUS OTHER CRIMES.
**[13:51] ---**
*The suspected ringleader
Naki Kito, age unknown,*
**[13:55] ---**
*is still on the run, and police
are seeking her whereabouts.*
**[14:03] ---**
Damn it.
**[14:11] ---**
God damn it!
**[14:15] ---**
I spent 200 years growing it that big!
**[14:39] ---**
Damn it!
**[14:41] ---**
Damn it!
**[14:44] ---**
God damn it!
**[15:06] ---**
You're not getting away with this,
Momo Ayase!
**[15:22] ---**
You've turned all of us subterraneans
into your enemy!
**[15:33] ---**
Okarun!
**[15:39] ---**
Let's go together!
**[15:42] ---**
Miss Ayase.
**[15:43] ---**
Good morning.
**[15:45] ---**
How is Mr. Jiji doing?
**[15:47] ---**
Oh, not good.
**[15:50] ---**
It looks like Evil Eye
is getting used to the barrier.
**[15:53] ---**
When will you be able to go through
with the exorcism thing?
**[15:55] ---**
I don't know.
It doesn't seem like an ordinary exorcism.
**[15:59] ---**
You know those hayashi performances
at festivals, right?
**[16:18] ---**
They wanna do that to entertain Evil Eye
so it'll be easier to pull him out.
**[16:22] ---**
I see.
**[16:24] ---**
But apparently, nobody is willing
to actually perform the hayashi.
**[16:29] ---**
Then, when Taro's barrier no longer works,
we have to go against Evil Eye again?
**[16:34] ---**
We'll have to hold him down.
**[16:37] ---**
And so, there's something
I want to ask you, Okarun.
**[16:41] ---**
What is it?
**[16:43] ---**
Hey.
**[16:46] ---**
Where's Jiji?
He's not with you?
**[16:46] ---**
- Wait! What's with all this?
- Give Momo back to us.
**[16:47] ---**
Miko! Seeing your face calms me down.
**[16:51] ---**
What's with you?
**[16:52] ---**
I've returned to reality!
**[16:55] ---**
More like, wasn't that volcano wicked?
**[16:58] ---**
Did you see that eruption?
**[17:00] ---**
Sorry, I don't
wanna talk about that right now.
**[17:03] ---**
Huh? Why?
I thought you'd like stuff like that.
**[17:06] ---**
I mean, look at this!
**[17:07] ---**
There was a UFO sighting near the volcano!
**[17:10] ---**
Huh? What about the giant earthworm?
**[17:12] ---**
What's that? An alien?
**[17:15] ---**
Like, why don't you buy a smartphone already?
I can't contact you at all!
**[17:19] ---**
Don't got any dough.
**[17:21] ---**
Grandma buys me uniforms and stuff,
but she won't shell out for a smartphone.
**[17:34] ---**
*I'm the one who spread that fake rumor.*
**[17:36] ---**
*So please don't speak badly
of Momo Ayase.*
**[17:45] ---**
Hey, Aira.
**[17:47] ---**
Come hang out with me for a bit.
**[17:49] ---**
What is it, Miss Ayase?
**[17:51] ---**
Come on now, quit the terrible acting.
Just come on over here.
**[17:54] ---**
Hold on, let me go!
What are you going to do?
**[17:57] ---**
Shut up! Quit yer whining and come here!
This way, come on!
**[18:00] ---**
No!
**[18:01] ---**
Do you want to die?
**[18:03] ---**
Stop being all chummy with me
in front of my entire class!
**[18:06] ---**
There she is. That's the Aira I know.
**[18:10] ---**
Just being friendly with the likes of you
drops my popularity.
**[18:14] ---**
You're different, Takakura.
I'm glad you spoke to me.
**[18:18] ---**
So, what do you want to talk about?
**[18:22] ---**
So yeah. Okarun and Aira.
**[18:26] ---**
I want both of you
to sleep over at my place.
**[18:30] ---**
I'd feel reassured if you two
were around if Jiji turns back into Evil Eye.
**[18:35] ---**
Of course Grandma is with me, but it's not like
she can watch over him 24 hours a day.
**[18:39] ---**
Right now, while I'm at school,
Manjiro is helping her take care of Jiji.
**[18:44] ---**
So I'd like them to rest
as much as they can at night.
**[18:49] ---**
Well, we really have no choice
about this. Really, no choice.
**[18:53] ---**
This is absolutely the worst.
I mean, gosh. It makes me sick!
**[18:58] ---**
We really can't do anything about it.
I guess I'll have to go.
**[19:02] ---**
Why did it end up this way?
This is really the pits! Man, I hate it!
**[19:07] ---**
If you can't, you don't have to—
**[19:09] ---**
We'll sleep over!
**[19:10] ---**
All right! How about starting tonight?
**[19:13] ---**
Tonight? Geez, what should I do?
**[19:16] ---**
If you have plans with your friends,
you can come over anytime after.
**[19:20] ---**
I don't have plans like that.
**[19:24] ---**
If you got beef with your friends because of me,
you don't have to force yourself to hang with us.
**[19:31] ---**
Why're you telling me things like that?
**[19:35] ---**
You don't have anything to do with this,
and it's all my fault, anyway.
**[19:42] ---**
Oh, an arm fell off.
**[19:44] ---**
Auntie, what should I do?
There's smoke coming out, too!
**[19:51] ---**
I guess it's finally time.
**[19:53] ---**
Taro, you can release yourself now.
Great job.
**[19:59] ---**
Yow.
**[20:01] ---**
Man, that was rough.
**[20:04] ---**
Thank you, Taro. You're a lifesaver!
**[20:07] ---**
Jiji, from here, we have no aid.
**[20:07] ---**
Okay, stand! This way! Over here!
**[20:09] ---**
Towards the voice!
The voice, not that way! Left! Left!
**[20:10] ---**
You need to be careful of water
more than ever before.
**[20:12] ---**
Make sure to wash your hands
with hot water.
**[20:14] ---**
Yes'm!
**[20:14] ---**
No, wrong way!
**[20:16] ---**
Stop! Stop! Ouch!
**[20:18] ---**
I'm home!
**[20:18] ---**
That's a pillar!
**[20:19] ---**
Oh, perfect timing for her return.
**[20:21] ---**
I brought everyone over.
**[20:22] ---**
Pardon me.
**[20:24] ---**
Okarun! I missed you!
**[20:27] ---**
Looks like you're doing well.
**[20:28] ---**
- This way, over here! This way!
- Huh? Taro's not on you.
**[20:34] ---**
Oh, this is the pits. I'm really sick of it.
**[20:38] ---**
Aira-chan! You're such a cutie as always!
**[20:42] ---**
Thanks. Can you carry my stuff?
**[20:44] ---**
Cutie, cutie, you're such a cutie!
Cutie, cutie, cutie, whoo!
**[20:46] ---**
Taro, are you all right?
**[20:47] ---**
Hey, Momo.
**[20:49] ---**
Hey, where do I hang my coat?
**[20:51] ---**
Every last one of you, carry a thermos.
**[20:54] ---**
When Jiji transforms,
splash hot water right away.
**[20:57] ---**
I'll take the red one.
**[20:58] ---**
Momo!
**[20:59] ---**
And we're gonna eat now,
so get the table out.
**[21:03] ---**
Taro, are you okay?
**[21:05] ---**
I'm going to rest for a little bit.
**[21:07] ---**
Hey, Momo, where did you put
my fluffy cushion?
**[21:11] ---**
Hell if I know.
**[21:13] ---**
Mr. Jiji, how are you faring physically?
**[21:15] ---**
*I should be able to fly the skies, too.*
**[21:23] ---**
Time to eat!
**[21:26] ---**
What toner do you usually use?
**[21:28] ---**
SKK Gold Experience.
**[21:29] ---**
Looks tasty! Hot!
**[21:31] ---**
Pricey! Can I try some later?
**[21:34] ---**
Okarun, let's play Smash Bruh later.
**[21:34] ---**
What about your moisturizing milk?
**[21:35] ---**
- Same brand.
- Expensive!
**[21:36] ---**
I'm really good at it.
**[21:38] ---**
All right.
Why don't we all play it together, then?
**[21:41] ---**
Momo, my fluffy cushion...
**[21:44] ---**
I said, hell if I know.
**[21:46] ---**
Hey, Four-Eyes. Pass the soy sauce.
***SIGN*** SAUCE
***SIGN*** SOY SAUCE
**[21:48] ---**
Oh, sure.
***SIGN*** SAUCE
**[21:57] ---**
Not that one.
***SIGN*** SOY SAUCE
**[21:59] ---**
Oh, right.
***SIGN*** SAUCE
***SIGN*** SOY SAUCE
**[23:52] ---**
- Sleepovers equals love stories, right?
- You mean ghost stories.
**[23:54] ---**
- I'll go first.
- Listen to me.
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If we're talking love,
then it's Takakura, and then...
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You wanna hear a ghost story?
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You've heard that ghosts
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tend to gather by the waterside,
and impure ghosts yearn for dryness.
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Wow, you're so smart!
***SIGN*** EPISODE 18 WE BECAME A FAMILY
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So annoying.