# 12 - Let's Go to the Cursed House
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GG5H5XQ0D/dan-da-dan)
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**[00:01] ---**
We beg you!
**[00:03] ---**
Please keep her in this house!
**[00:06] ---**
Put her in your house.
**[00:08] ---**
That's impossible!
**[00:09] ---**
I can only think of the Ayase residence
that can take in someone like this!
**[00:12] ---**
We already got a cat, so why not?
**[00:14] ---**
Don't lump me together
with a nobody like that!
**[00:17] ---**
That thing doesn't even eat!
**[00:19] ---**
So what happened
to the male one anyway?
**[00:23] ---**
It went back to the chemistry room.
**[00:25] ---**
Huh?
**[00:26] ---**
"I can stay an anatomical model without
worries as long as Hana is okay," he said.
**[00:31] ---**
But in return, he's gonna
sneak outta school at night
**[00:34] ---**
and he'd like to see Hana then.
**[00:36] ---**
We have to rely on
your magnanimous heart, Auntie!
**[00:39] ---**
Please!
**[00:40] ---**
Please!
**[00:43] ---**
Sheesh. Anatomical models
getting in heat, huh?
**[00:47] ---**
Just be lovey-dovey without
bothering the neighbors.
**[00:50] ---**
Anyway, what about the ball?
**[00:53] ---**
Oh, about that...
**[00:54] ---**
It was just a Christmas ornament.
**[00:57] ---**
Crazy.
**[00:59] ---**
Kinda like when animals make
their butts glow when they're courting?
**[01:03] ---**
Then it can't be helped.
**[01:04] ---**
No, I'm not convinced at all.
**[01:06] ---**
We're gonna eat, so pull the table out.
**[01:09] ---**
Okarun, you'll eat too, right?
**[01:11] ---**
Oh, sure. I'd love to.
**[01:15] ---**
Man, what a pain.
**[01:17] ---**
Momo, you have
some amazing powers, huh?
**[01:20] ---**
I understand why Auntie
trusted you to do the exorcism!
**[01:23] ---**
And Okarun, too!
That transformation was wicked!
**[01:26] ---**
It was so badass!
**[01:28] ---**
I wish I had some kind of power, too.
**[01:31] ---**
Oh, well, um...
**[01:33] ---**
I'm getting the table out
so can you guys move?
**[01:35] ---**
Oh, let me help!
**[01:38] ---**
Thanks. Hold that end.
**[01:40] ---**
Roger that!
**[01:43] ---**
Come on!
You're just getting in my way!
**[01:47] ---**
Oh, Momo, hold on.
**[01:52] ---**
Got some lint.
**[01:56] ---**
Yeah. Thanks.
**[01:58] ---**
Gimme more thanks, yeah?
**[02:00] ---**
Just move, please.
**[02:02] ---**
I'll get outta the way after one more.
**[02:03] ---**
Then I'll never say it.
**[02:07] ---**
*You're the one I fell in love with.
I won't let go of you no matter what!*
**[02:12] ---**
*If I don't do anything right here and now,
I'll regret it for the rest of my life!*
**[02:17] ---**
Miss Ayase!
**[02:19] ---**
There's lint!
**[02:24] ---**
Got it. Sorry about that.
**[02:27] ---**
Thanks.
**[02:28] ---**
And what's wrong?
**[02:29] ---**
I decided that
I'm not going to hold back.
**[02:32] ---**
I decided that
I'm going to fight adamantly.
**[02:35] ---**
Against what?
**[02:38] ---**
*I'm looking at only you*
**[02:42] ---**
*Since the day I met you,
all the way to right now*
**[02:47] ---**
*I want to shout that I love you*
**[02:51] ---**
*Let's try to change tomorrow*
**[02:53] ---**
Hey, morons. You're in the way.
**[02:55] ---**
Settle down!
**[02:57] ---**
You'll kick up dust all over the place!
**[02:58] ---**
Sorry, ma'am!
**[02:59] ---**
And Momo, you're gonna stay over
at Jiji's place this weekend
**[03:03] ---**
so you better have your
underwear and stuff ready.
**[03:04] ---**
Hey! Why would you
say stuff like that?
**[03:07] ---**
Miss Ayase? At Mr. Jiji's house? Why!?
**[03:10] ---**
What? I didn't tell you?
**[03:13] ---**
Jiji's house is cursed
and he wants it exorcised.
**[03:17] ---**
That's why he came to our place.
**[03:23] ---**
Miss Ayase, were you going
to go there all alone with Mr. Jiji!?
**[03:26] ---**
Of course not.
**[03:28] ---**
I was planning on asking you
to come along, Okarun.
**[03:30] ---**
I'd feel a bit uneasy doing it by myself.
**[03:32] ---**
Then let's hurry up and get it done!
**[03:34] ---**
Let's resolve it quickly and have
Mr. Jiji hurry on home!
**[03:38] ---**
Thank you! Woo!
**[03:40] ---**
What? What now?
**[03:46] ---**
Crap! School at night is super scary!
**[03:50] ---**
Isn't it bad to go in without permission?
**[03:51] ---**
It's fine. We're just gonna
play with a Ouija board.
**[03:55] ---**
I'll film it on video.
**[03:56] ---**
Huh? Hold on,
do you hear something?
**[03:59] ---**
Come on, stop that.
**[04:05] ---**
- No way. For real?
- What? No, scary!
**[04:12] ---**
You're in the way! Stand aside!
***SIGN*** KAMIGOE CITY STATION
**[04:28] ---**
Wait for me, Hana!
**[04:29] ---**
I'm coming to see you right now!
**[04:31] ---**
Hana!
**[04:49] ---**
He's not here yet.
**[04:53] ---**
And it's four o'clock already.
**[05:04] ---**
It's fine. I'll wait here
with you until he shows up.
**[05:09] ---**
I'm sure he'll come.
**[05:13] ---**
It'll be okay.
**[05:41] ---**
Sorry for being late, Hana.
**[05:44] ---**
Taro.
**[05:47] ---**
I love you.
**[06:15] ---**
Crap. I fell asleep.
**[06:17] ---**
What? Hey!
**[06:18] ---**
If you're here, you should wake me up!
**[06:21] ---**
Thank you so much, Miss Momo!
**[06:24] ---**
You were waiting with her!
**[06:26] ---**
I had a lot happen tonight, but starting
tomorrow, I will make sure to come on time.
**[06:30] ---**
You're gonna come every day?
***SIGN*** KEEP OUT JIJI'S ROOM
**[06:44] ---**
Damn it, I can't sleep again tonight.
**[06:54] ---**
Because of him.
**[08:28] ---**
I'll pretend to take this,
***SIGN*** EPISODE 12
LET'S GO
TO THE CURSED HOUSE
**[08:30] ---**
and then take this one!
**[08:33] ---**
Okarun, you really suck
at playing Old Maid!
**[08:35] ---**
You guys just have demented personalities!
**[08:38] ---**
Maybe you're naïve? Yeah, naïve!
**[08:40] ---**
A naïve Okarun? Priceless!
**[08:42] ---**
I won't play anymore!
**[08:44] ---**
Sheesh, that was just a joke.
We're kidding!
**[08:47] ---**
Okarun! I'll give you some candy!
So cheer up!
**[08:51] ---**
Wow, these are so nostalgic.
I love these!
**[08:54] ---**
I bought a ton so you should
eat some too, Momo!
**[08:58] ---**
By the way, I was really impressed that
the candy shop over there still exists!
**[09:01] ---**
That grandma running the shop
never changes!
**[09:04] ---**
She still did the, "Here you go.
Your change is 500,000 yen," bit.
**[09:08] ---**
I was so touched
like Creamy Mami, woo!
**[09:11] ---**
*I hate having thoughts like this.*
**[09:15] ---**
*I get fed up
with my own shortcomings.*
**[09:19] ---**
*But I can't do anything about this feeling.*
**[09:23] ---**
*I have to take my mind off of it somehow.*
**[09:25] ---**
*I have to concentrate
on getting my nut back!*
**[09:30] ---**
*Nut... Nut... Nut...*
**[09:34] ---**
*Nut...*
**[09:35] ---**
*Nut, nut, nut, nut, nut...*
**[09:37] ---**
*Nut, nut, nut, nut, nut, nut...*
**[09:40] ---**
Okarun, what's wrong?
**[09:40] ---**
My nut!
**[09:43] ---**
Okarun, you're thinking about
your nut too much.
**[09:45] ---**
No, that's not it! This is...
**[09:47] ---**
Hey, I've been wondering
for a while now.
**[09:50] ---**
Since when have dirty jokes
been the new thing?
**[09:52] ---**
Oh no, that's not it.
There's a lot of things going on.
**[09:56] ---**
Then I'll make
something else get popular.
**[09:58] ---**
Hip joint!
**[10:00] ---**
No. Dirty jokes are not in.
**[10:02] ---**
Vamo lá!
**[10:03] ---**
That's Kazu's thing.
**[10:05] ---**
*Pathetic! You're so pathetic, Ken!*
**[10:08] ---**
*But at this rate,
my own heart won't last!*
**[10:12] ---**
*I must take initiative
in grasping Miss Ayase's interests.*
**[10:18] ---**
I will now talk about tsuchinokos!
**[10:22] ---**
Whoa now!
**[10:24] ---**
Tsuchinoko? I wanna hear!
**[10:26] ---**
UMAs are not creatures of fantasy!
**[10:28] ---**
Actually, even gorillas were UMAs
until about a hundred years ago!
**[10:32] ---**
And I believe that a tsuchinoko will be
the next UMA to follow in the footsteps of gorillas!
***SIGN*** SPECIAL FEATURE THE TRUTH ABOUT THE TSUCHINOKO
***SIGN*** BECOME POPULAR WITH HIGH DIMENSIONAL POWERS
**[10:37] ---**
Oh yeah, our village has
a legend of a great serpent.
**[10:40] ---**
A shrine that's said to have 200 years
of history and worships a great snake.
**[10:44] ---**
It's called Tsuchinoko Shrine!
**[10:47] ---**
Wow!
**[10:48] ---**
Let's go to that shrine! I want to see
a giant tsuchinoko snake!
**[10:51] ---**
Sheesh, you're so hopeless.
Stay close to me at all times, okay?
**[10:55] ---**
*Crap! The initiative!*
**[10:57] ---**
A mummified kappa!
**[10:59] ---**
There's a shrine that worships that, too.
**[11:01] ---**
So shrines that worship UMAs
are not that uncommon.
**[11:05] ---**
*How's that? I'll toss that UMA shrine legend
right back at ya!*
***SIGN*** GIANT MAN-EATING WORM DEEP DIVE!! WHERE SUBTERRANEANS GATHER!
**[11:08] ---**
Seriously? Isn't that totally wicked?
**[11:11] ---**
That means kappas exist!
**[11:13] ---**
Wait, hold on, then what about Nessie?
**[11:15] ---**
They have a photo and everything!
**[11:17] ---**
I personally think they exist!
Because I want to see them!
**[11:19] ---**
The photograph of Nessie
is called the Surgeon's Photograph.
**[11:21] ---**
They have since determined it to be a fake,
but I saw one recently with my own eyes!
**[11:25] ---**
Seriously? I wanna see one, too!
**[11:27] ---**
*Huh? Come to think,
this is the first time*
**[11:28] ---**
So they really do exist!
**[11:30] ---**
*that I've talked this much to someone
other than Miss Ayase.*
**[11:31] ---**
More like, I've never been able
to talk about stuff like this.
**[11:33] ---**
*This is fun!*
**[11:33] ---**
This is fun!
**[11:35] ---**
Okarun, you're amazing!
You know everything!
**[11:38] ---**
I totally respect you as a friend!
**[11:41] ---**
F-Friend.
**[11:43] ---**
Huh? We're not?
**[11:44] ---**
I'm totally shocked, and absorbed.
**[11:47] ---**
You're one of Momo's friends, right?
**[11:49] ---**
Then can you make me
one of your friends, too?
**[11:53] ---**
Sorry, I am an awkward fellow
after all.
**[11:57] ---**
I told you to not say that!
**[11:59] ---**
Huh? What's up? Why?
**[12:00] ---**
You don't have to know, Jiji!
**[12:03] ---**
Even Momo is leaving me out
of the loop, too!
**[12:05] ---**
*Why isn't he more despicable?
If he's such a good guy,*
**[12:11] ---**
*then I...*
**[12:18] ---**
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
**[12:20] ---**
This is a hot springs district!
**[12:23] ---**
It's in relation to my dad's work...
**[12:25] ---**
Wasn't your dad a teacher or something?
**[12:28] ---**
He's doing research on volcanoes
at a nearby college.
**[12:31] ---**
And that's why we all moved here, too.
***SIGN*** MANJU HOT SPRINGS MANJU
**[12:34] ---**
A volcano? Is it okay?
Not gonna erupt or anything?
***SIGN*** TARGET PRACTICE AMUSEMENT CENTER
**[12:37] ---**
There are records that it erupted
about 200 years ago.
**[12:42] ---**
But it seems to have calmed down since.
**[12:44] ---**
I see.
**[12:51] ---**
Slurp-a-durp!
**[12:53] ---**
Are we gonna...
**[12:55] ---**
I don't wanna hear it.
**[12:56] ---**
Hurray!
**[13:16] ---**
Slurp-a-durp!
**[13:19] ---**
Hurray!
**[13:33] ---**
This way now!
**[13:39] ---**
How is it, Momo?
Do you see a weird aura or anything?
**[13:42] ---**
Just how much stamina do you have?
**[13:49] ---**
I don't see anything at all.
**[13:52] ---**
Like, it's totally ordinary.
**[13:53] ---**
For real?
**[13:55] ---**
All the spirit mediums said
it was totally bad news!
**[13:58] ---**
More like I want to get
some rest first. I'm thirsty.
**[14:01] ---**
Wait, you really can't see anything?
**[14:03] ---**
Really? For real?
**[14:04] ---**
Really, for real.
**[14:05] ---**
H-Hold on, Miss Ayase.
**[14:10] ---**
Okarun, hurry on over!
**[14:12] ---**
Oh, okay.
**[14:25] ---**
How is it, Miss Ayase?
**[14:27] ---**
Do you see any weird auras or something?
**[14:35] ---**
*How is it?*
**[14:36] ---**
The TV turned on by itself!
**[14:38] ---**
That was me.
**[14:40] ---**
Oh, that scared me!
**[14:41] ---**
Why did you suddenly turn on the TV?
**[14:44] ---**
Because I'm bored.
**[14:46] ---**
There's nothing here.
**[14:49] ---**
*And that's it for us!
Back to the studio!*
**[14:53] ---**
Huh? Are you doubting me?
**[14:56] ---**
That's not it.
**[14:57] ---**
When spirit mediums came by,
they said this place was bad news, right?
**[15:01] ---**
This is my prediction, but maybe
those ghosts are hiding right now.
**[15:05] ---**
It was like this
back with Turbo Granny, too.
**[15:08] ---**
When the spirit's power is weak,
it's hard for me to notice them.
**[15:11] ---**
So it's easy for them to go into hiding.
**[15:14] ---**
In other words...
**[15:16] ---**
This'll be a piece of cake, yeah?
**[15:17] ---**
How awesome!
**[15:19] ---**
Lady Momo! Allow me
to massage your shoulders!
**[15:21] ---**
Hey!
**[15:24] ---**
I have no objections.
**[15:26] ---**
Oh, I want to drink some juice.
A sweet one!
**[15:31] ---**
I will get some ready right away!
**[15:33] ---**
Touched... Shoulder...
**[15:36] ---**
Let's get some rest for now.
**[15:39] ---**
Okarun, you should sit too.
**[15:45] ---**
Spirits are gonna show up at night anyway,
so let's rest when we can.
**[15:55] ---**
Okay.
**[15:56] ---**
And so, I'm gonna head out
into the hot springs district!
**[15:58] ---**
Huh?
**[16:00] ---**
Did you just say there were no spirits
because you wanted to go to the hot springs?
**[16:04] ---**
That's not true! There really aren't any!
**[16:07] ---**
Anyway, please have fun with Jiji, okay?
**[16:09] ---**
Huh? You're really gonna go?
**[16:11] ---**
What are we gonna do
if a spirit shows up?
**[16:14] ---**
It's fine! I'll be back by evening!
**[16:18] ---**
I'm heading out!
**[16:19] ---**
- Hurray!
- Wait, Miss Ayase!
**[16:21] ---**
Hurray!
**[16:22] ---**
Lady Momo! I have brought you
your sweet juice.
**[16:25] ---**
Huh?
**[16:27] ---**
Miss Ayase went to the hot springs district.
**[16:29] ---**
Seriously? I wanted to go with her!
**[16:37] ---**
Wanna play soccer?
**[16:41] ---**
You trap it, then...
**[16:42] ---**
Yup, that's it!
**[16:43] ---**
You're good!
**[16:44] ---**
Now try kicking it my way!
**[16:46] ---**
Get your pivot foot next to the ball, and
kick it here with the inside of your foot!
**[16:51] ---**
Oh, I'm sorry!
**[16:53] ---**
It's okay!
**[16:54] ---**
Here!
**[16:56] ---**
Sorry about that!
**[16:58] ---**
*I'm so pathetic.*
**[16:59] ---**
*I'm glad Miss Ayase isn't here!*
**[17:02] ---**
*But if I practice here,*
**[17:04] ---**
*I might be able to show Miss Ayase
when the time is right!*
**[17:06] ---**
*Oh, that's amazing, Okarun!
You're so cool!*
**[17:11] ---**
Hey, hey, Okarun!
**[17:13] ---**
Oh, sorry.
**[17:15] ---**
You in love with Momo?
**[17:19] ---**
Huh?
**[17:22] ---**
*I hope they're getting along.*
**[17:26] ---**
*It's a first guy friend for Okarun,
so I'm sure I'd just get in the way.*
**[17:31] ---**
Good for you, Okarun.
**[17:36] ---**
I mean, Momo is cute.
**[17:38] ---**
- For me, Miss Ayase was my first friend.
- Hey, pass!
**[17:41] ---**
I respect her, and she's very dear to me!
**[17:45] ---**
Nice pass!
**[17:46] ---**
I see, someone dear to you.
Someone you respect.
**[17:52] ---**
I really love Momo's face
and personality.
**[17:58] ---**
I do as well!
**[18:00] ---**
Huh?
**[18:01] ---**
You just said respect!
**[18:03] ---**
It's respect on top of all that!
**[18:05] ---**
Isn't that a bit unfair?
**[18:07] ---**
Then I'll add how I love
Momo's eyes! There, I win!
**[18:10] ---**
Wha...
**[18:10] ---**
Then I'll say all that, plus I love her mouth!
**[18:13] ---**
There! I win!
**[18:14] ---**
Nope, no good! That's no good!
**[18:16] ---**
You can't say "no good"!
**[18:18] ---**
I first started off saying I like her face,
so yours doesn't count!
**[18:21] ---**
Then your love of her eyes
won't count either!
**[18:24] ---**
It's fine!
**[18:25] ---**
I'm Momo's childhood friend!
**[18:28] ---**
There, I win!
**[18:29] ---**
Grrrr!
**[18:34] ---**
Win...
**[18:35] ---**
Huh? In what?
**[18:36] ---**
You can't just say
you win outta nowhere!
**[18:39] ---**
This is...
**[18:40] ---**
Right, I'm sorry.
**[18:41] ---**
What?
**[18:45] ---**
I'm starting to feel dizzy.
Time to head out.
**[18:51] ---**
It's too bad that it's an open-air bath,
but the walls are too high to see any scenery.
**[18:59] ---**
Oh, we already have someone here.
**[19:04] ---**
And she's quite a hottie!
**[19:11] ---**
What!?
**[19:13] ---**
You're so stubborn!
But I'll admit you've got some guts!
**[19:17] ---**
I'm not done yet! I haven't given up!
**[19:22] ---**
Hey, let's shake hands as friends!
**[19:26] ---**
Oh fine.
**[19:29] ---**
I got you now!
**[19:30] ---**
Damn you!
**[19:32] ---**
Miss Ayase would never be okay
with something this sneaky!
**[19:35] ---**
Admit defeat, Okarun!
**[19:38] ---**
No way! I'm not gonna give up!
**[19:40] ---**
Okarun!
**[19:43] ---**
Mr. Jiji, stop! Look at that!
**[19:50] ---**
Look at what?
**[19:51] ---**
That! Look!
**[19:54] ---**
Isn't it a bit strange there?
**[20:01] ---**
There wasn't a room
right next to the foyer, was there?
**[20:06] ---**
Young lady, you came
to a co-ed bath while being so young?
***SIGN*** MALE/FEMALE COMMUNAL USE WATCH YOUR FEET
**[20:11] ---**
There's no way I could read that!
**[20:13] ---**
Whew, so hot.
**[20:15] ---**
A beer would be nice right now!
**[20:17] ---**
Paradise!
**[20:19] ---**
I didn't notice at all, but you're right.
**[20:22] ---**
It was jutting out
when we look at it from the outside.
**[20:24] ---**
There should be something here.
**[20:30] ---**
It's hollow.
**[20:32] ---**
*Yikes. What should I do?*
**[20:34] ---**
*I want to get out right now,*
**[20:36] ---**
*but those guys are in the way
so it's hard to get out.*
**[20:38] ---**
*Oh no! I have to hurry out of here.*
**[20:40] ---**
*I'm starting to feel lightheaded!*
**[20:43] ---**
Let's try breaking it down.
**[20:44] ---**
Is it all right?
**[20:45] ---**
Probably not. We're renting the house,
but we gotta do it, right?
**[20:49] ---**
There has to be some reason...
**[20:52] ---**
A reason why my parents
ended up that way!
**[20:55] ---**
Young lady, do you know about gators?
**[20:58] ---**
Huh?
**[20:59] ---**
Gators? You mean those things
that look like lizards?
**[21:03] ---**
Nope, that's not it!
**[21:04] ---**
They're guys who often show up
in co-ed baths and target naked women.
**[21:16] ---**
*Can I deal with all of them
using my psychic powers?*
**[21:29] ---**
*I've heard that a pack of wolves disperse
as soon as you strike their leader.*
**[21:42] ---**
*Crap!*