# 24 - Clash! Space Kaiju vs. Giant Robot!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GG5H5XQ0D/dan-da-dan)
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**[00:45] ---**
Hold on a second.
**[00:49] ---**
How the hell do we move this thing?
**[00:51] ---**
*I have no clue!*
**[00:52] ---**
*But look, Miss Ayase!
The kaiju is coming!*
**[00:54] ---**
Wait up! Hold on!
**[00:56] ---**
Can I push this button?
Will it not explode?
**[00:58] ---**
*There's a lever here! Should I pull it?*
**[01:00] ---**
*Why have you locked me up
in a place like this?*
**[01:03] ---**
*Calm down!*
**[01:04] ---**
Everyone, listen to me!
**[01:07] ---**
I'm going to check the manual.
**[01:10] ---**
Amazing.
**[01:11] ---**
The energy gain is over fivefold.
**[01:14] ---**
*- I wanna kick this guy!
- Let me out!*
**[01:15] ---**
All right, everyone! Let's all
push a button of our choice!
**[01:26] ---**
- It exploded!
- Let me out!
**[01:27] ---**
I think that was my fault!
**[01:28] ---**
- Hold on! Someone flew off!
- Don't do it all at once!
***SIGN*** DANGER
STEALTH KAIJU
BIG
NOTHING TOO BAD
***SIGN*** THAT'S A HORN
THOSE ARE EYES
I'M A GENIUS
I'M KINTA SAKATA
**[02:06] ---**
Gimme a break, you punk!
**[03:08] ---**
Miss Ayase?
**[03:12] ---**
- Freedom!
- Evil Eye?
**[03:41] ---**
Out! I'm finally out!
**[03:47] ---**
Evil Eye! Are you okay?
**[03:53] ---**
Did you do that? Can we engage
in a death match right now?
**[03:55] ---**
Absolutely not!
This isn't the time for that!
**[04:05] ---**
What's that? It's huge!
**[04:07] ---**
Oh no! Miss Ayase
and the others are still inside!
**[04:10] ---**
Is it strong?
**[04:11] ---**
It's too strong! What am I supposed to do
against something like that?
**[04:19] ---**
Miss Ayase!
**[04:20] ---**
I want to fight that thing!
**[04:25] ---**
What should I do? At this rate...
**[04:36] ---**
Evil Eye! Just this once...
**[04:49] ---**
I finally figured out
how to move this thing.
**[04:56] ---**
If it's a robot made out of nanoskin,
then all I have to do is visualize, right?
**[05:00] ---**
For me, it was my dream
to pilot a giant robot!
**[05:08] ---**
I've watched countless robot anime shows
and imagined it tens of thousands of times.
**[05:13] ---**
Amazing! The nanoskin...
**[05:16] ---**
regenerated and transformed!
**[05:20] ---**
You could say I am the robot itself.
**[05:22] ---**
No, the robot is me!
**[05:24] ---**
*What are you yapping on about?*
**[05:27] ---**
Kinta the End of Joytoy Pegasus Sakata!
**[05:32] ---**
Moving out!
***SIGN*** EPISODE 24
CLASH! SPACE KAIJU VS. GIANT ROBOT!
**[07:19] ---**
Here goes!
**[07:42] ---**
This thing can move.
**[07:52] ---**
Blazing Wind!
**[07:54] ---**
Frontal Punch!
**[07:57] ---**
Impressive!
You're actually moving it, Sakata!
**[07:59] ---**
Keep at it and get 'em!
**[08:01] ---**
Daedalus Achack!
**[08:20] ---**
Rocket...
**[08:22] ---**
Punch!
**[08:36] ---**
Ultramagnetic Wave...
**[08:38] ---**
Tornado!
**[09:31] ---**
- Hey, look at that guy.
- Oh man, he's at it again.
**[09:34] ---**
That otaku...
**[09:35] ---**
- Isn't he gross?
- He brought it again.
**[09:36] ---**
Ew! Gross!
**[09:54] ---**
Watch where you're going!
Outta the way, moron!
**[09:56] ---**
You still buy crap like that?
**[09:59] ---**
Aren't you way too old for that?
**[10:03] ---**
See ya, little boy!
**[10:05] ---**
Later, Otaku!
**[10:38] ---**
Who cares?
**[10:41] ---**
What difference does it make?
**[10:43] ---**
Because I love it so much!
**[10:46] ---**
I...
**[10:50] ---**
love robots!
**[10:55] ---**
I have always been preparing.
**[10:59] ---**
I believed that I'd pilot a robot someday!
**[11:02] ---**
So I'm perfectly prepared
for robot motion sickness!
**[11:19] ---**
Ultramagnetic Wave Spin!
**[11:32] ---**
What happened?
I can't see anything from here!
**[11:41] ---**
It's gone? Impossible!
**[11:43] ---**
It was definitely here moments ago.
**[11:53] ---**
I was hit?
**[11:54] ---**
Could it be doing
its usual invisibility thing?
**[12:00] ---**
Doing something like that is useless.
**[12:05] ---**
I can create what I imagine
with this robot!
**[12:15] ---**
Stop deploying airbags
each and every time!
**[12:24] ---**
Hold on a sec!
**[12:26] ---**
If I use the... infrared scope...
**[12:28] ---**
your guise... will be exposed!
**[12:37] ---**
The head broke!
**[12:39] ---**
This guy is pretty flimsy!
Is it because it was originally a house?
**[12:42] ---**
*Sakata, run!*
**[12:43] ---**
*Push the button on the bottom!*
**[12:45] ---**
Damn it! The airbag deployed,
so I can't reach it!
**[12:49] ---**
Help me! I'm gonna die!
**[12:59] ---**
I'm feeling sick.
**[13:00] ---**
I'm beggin' ya,
please stay still for a little bit.
**[13:04] ---**
This is way worse than seasickness.
**[13:07] ---**
That's Miss Ayase's...
**[13:10] ---**
It's huge!
**[13:11] ---**
That robot can use the abilities
of its pilots!
**[13:20] ---**
With this, we can see
that turd kaiju as clear as day!
**[13:27] ---**
You will not be getting away with this.
**[13:29] ---**
Aira, you okay?
**[13:32] ---**
Aira, don't you dare let that guy go!
**[13:34] ---**
Slowly! Move slowly!
**[13:36] ---**
All right. Well done, you guys!
**[13:39] ---**
Leave the rest to me,
Kinta Emperor Great Pegasus Sakata!
**[13:42] ---**
*Shut up!
And you better not move this!*
**[13:46] ---**
*When you move this,
we all get motion sickness!*
**[13:48] ---**
*More like, who the hell are you?*
**[13:50] ---**
*Momo Ayase!
Hurry up and do something!*
**[13:52] ---**
*I can't keep holding it back forever!*
**[13:54] ---**
*Please wait!
It's not done regenerating yet!*
**[13:58] ---**
*We can't attack in its current state!*
**[14:00] ---**
Each and every one of you...
**[14:02] ---**
Just shut up already!
**[14:04] ---**
There, problem solved!
**[14:16] ---**
Get up there!
**[14:20] ---**
Crap! Crap!
**[14:22] ---**
- Hey!
- Huh?
**[14:23] ---**
Run for it!
**[14:25] ---**
Hurray!
**[14:35] ---**
Take that!
You get motion sickness, too!
**[14:42] ---**
Watch closely, Perv!
**[14:44] ---**
I'll show you how this is done!
**[14:48] ---**
You don't punch or kick kaiju.
**[14:52] ---**
Ya gotta go with a power bomb!
**[15:10] ---**
Whoa! What the hell is this?
**[15:12] ---**
It suddenly appeared outta nowhere!
**[15:13] ---**
It's a robot!
**[15:15] ---**
Crap! We're back!
**[15:17] ---**
How do we put it back?
**[15:19] ---**
*Imagery! Visualize it!*
**[15:21] ---**
I see!
**[15:25] ---**
- It's a UFO!
- It transformed into a UFO!
**[15:27] ---**
No, it's a UAP!
**[15:28] ---**
*Crap, crap, crap! It turned into a UFO!*
**[15:31] ---**
*It's fine, we just need to get back!*
**[15:33] ---**
*Got it!*
**[15:55] ---**
I got to pilot a robot!
**[16:21] ---**
Whoa! What the hell is this?
**[16:23] ---**
It suddenly appeared outta nowhere!
**[16:24] ---**
It's a robot!
**[16:32] ---**
- It's a UFO!
- It transformed into a UFO!
**[16:35] ---**
No, it's a UAP!
**[16:38] ---**
Oh! I've been left behind! Miss Ayase!
**[16:45] ---**
What the hell? It's a kaiju!
**[16:48] ---**
Is it like an animal suit?
**[16:50] ---**
Hello, excuse me!
**[16:53] ---**
*Whoa! The pocket space disappeared,
but it's still here!*
**[16:57] ---**
*It's dangerous to leave this guy alone here!*
**[17:00] ---**
Evil Eye! Evil Eye!
**[17:07] ---**
Evil Eye!
**[17:08] ---**
What are you doing?
Don't climb up there!
**[17:11] ---**
No! Can't do this, can't do that!
I can't do a single thing!
**[17:15] ---**
Just get down from there!
**[17:16] ---**
No way!
**[17:18] ---**
Sheesh! What should I...
***SIGN*** CITY OF PEACE KAMIGOE CITY
***SIGN*** CITY OF PEACE KAMIGOE CITY
**[17:28] ---**
Here, eat this!
**[17:36] ---**
Hot! Tasty!
**[17:38] ---**
It's tasty? I'm glad!
**[17:39] ---**
Why am I eating a meat bun?
**[17:41] ---**
Just help me carry the kaiju, please!
**[17:43] ---**
Oh! Right, the kaiju!
**[17:45] ---**
Where's the kaiju? Did we defeat it?
**[17:47] ---**
It's totally tiny now!
**[17:49] ---**
Come on, wake up!
**[17:53] ---**
Mr. Jiji, please hold that end!
**[17:57] ---**
Ready...
**[17:59] ---**
Heavy!
**[18:06] ---**
So what is this thing? A UMA?
**[18:09] ---**
It's likely a large alien kaiju, probably!
**[18:12] ---**
An alien kaiju?
**[18:13] ---**
Sounds like it would never
eat takoyaki and stuff!
**[18:15] ---**
I'm sure it won't eat that!
**[18:17] ---**
This has got to be
a ferocious carnivorous alien kaiju!
**[18:21] ---**
No, it's a super delicious
ferocious carnivorous alien kaiju!
**[18:25] ---**
It's a very, very ultra dreadnought class
carnivorous alien kaiju revised!
**[18:32] ---**
Oh, crap!
**[18:34] ---**
My back muscles can't take it anymore!
**[18:37] ---**
We made it!
**[18:42] ---**
My back muscles are...
**[18:44] ---**
bom-ba-ye!
**[18:50] ---**
Okarun, who the heck is this?
**[18:52] ---**
I'm not sure, but I think
I'd have to call it a UMA,
**[18:55] ---**
because UMAs were called kaijus
in the past.
**[18:59] ---**
You're late, peons.
***SIGN*** BATHROOM
**[19:03] ---**
You guys are completely useless.
**[19:06] ---**
Sakata! That was amazing how quickly
you figured out how to move it.
**[19:09] ---**
Spare me.
**[19:11] ---**
It was quite elementary!
**[19:16] ---**
Especially for me!
**[19:20] ---**
Kin-chan, you look so cool!
**[19:21] ---**
Don't talk to me so casually, Handsome Guy.
**[19:24] ---**
Is Miss Ayase's side all right?
**[19:26] ---**
They're fine.
**[19:29] ---**
Thanks to me.
**[19:31] ---**
I'm glad.
**[19:34] ---**
Anyway, explain to me.
**[19:36] ---**
Are you fighting to protect this planet
from those beings called kaiju?
**[19:41] ---**
That's not really the case, but Miss Ayase
and I have been looking for a golden ball.
**[19:46] ---**
And aliens and ghosts
are going after that golden ball.
**[19:49] ---**
What?
**[19:50] ---**
And we have to get that ball back.
**[19:53] ---**
Can it be that this golden ball
has the fate of the world riding on it?
**[19:57] ---**
No, it's not something that important.
**[19:59] ---**
All right. I get it.
If you're gonna go that far, I shall...
**[20:04] ---**
lend you my power!
**[20:05] ---**
Oh, there's no need.
**[20:10] ---**
Kin-chan, it's seriously some
stressful stuff, so you shouldn't.
**[20:12] ---**
Hey, Handsome!
**[20:13] ---**
I haven't forgotten, you hear?
**[20:15] ---**
You're someone who I can't
**[20:18] ---**
trust at all!
**[20:19] ---**
If you befriend
a split personality guy like him,
**[20:22] ---**
you can't protect this planet!
**[20:23] ---**
Kin-chan is correct!
**[20:25] ---**
I've been told not to interfere
that much, too! We're buddies!
**[20:37] ---**
What? What's up?
**[20:38] ---**
What's going on? Status report!
**[20:40] ---**
I can see a part of a person
inside its mouth.
**[20:44] ---**
Seriously?
**[20:45] ---**
It can't be... Did it eat a human?
**[20:48] ---**
Hot guy! You check it out!
**[20:50] ---**
What? No way!
I can't handle any gore!
**[20:53] ---**
You're so useless! What's the point of having
a hot guy like you around, then?
**[20:56] ---**
Kin-chan, you're really harsh towards me!
Did I do something to you?
**[21:01] ---**
I'll check it out!
It's my own golden ball, after all.
**[21:07] ---**
Huh?
**[21:08] ---**
This is...
**[21:36] ---**
Wait for me.
**[21:41] ---**
Perv.
**[21:43] ---**
Can you help us with fixing the house?
***SIGN*** DAN
***SIGN*** DAN DA
***SIGN*** DAN DA DAN