# 15 - You Won't Get Away with This!
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**[00:23] ---**
Okarun!
**[00:30] ---**
You're siding with humans, too?
**[00:33] ---**
Despite being a yokai monster?
**[00:36] ---**
You're not getting away with that.
**[00:39] ---**
But I'm runnin' for now.
***SIGN*** EPISODE 15
YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS!
**[01:25] ---**
Thanks, Okarun! You're a lifesaver!
**[01:28] ---**
Momo-chan,
things aren't looking so good.
**[01:40] ---**
What is that?
**[01:42] ---**
Mongolian Death Worms are known
to weaken the enemy
**[01:45] ---**
by shocking it with electricity
and spraying poisonous fluids.
**[01:49] ---**
Damn that thing.
**[01:50] ---**
It's gonna hide in the dirt
and attack us with poison, huh?
**[01:53] ---**
We have to escape from here soon,
or we're in trouble!
**[01:57] ---**
Still...
**[01:59] ---**
You say escape, but...
**[02:05] ---**
The exit is way too high up there!
We can't reach it!
**[02:08] ---**
Does that earthworm have any weaknesses?
**[02:10] ---**
Sunlight!
**[02:12] ---**
Underground UMAs and underground people,
including Mongolian Death Worms,
**[02:15] ---**
have a symbiotic relationship
with bacteria,
**[02:17] ---**
so they can't withstand strong
ultraviolet light from the sun!
**[02:20] ---**
How can we lure
such a huge thing out of here?
**[02:23] ---**
What should we do?
I can't leave Jiji like that, either.
**[02:27] ---**
If we don't do something...
**[02:30] ---**
I might be able to do something
if it's just you, Miss Ayase.
**[02:34] ---**
No way!
**[02:35] ---**
There's no meaning if I escape alone!
**[02:37] ---**
But that's the only thing
we can do right now.
**[02:40] ---**
We don't have time.
**[02:42] ---**
If you can get up there, you can use a rope
or something to pull us back up.
**[02:47] ---**
What are we gonna do about Jiji?
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He's not listening to us at all right now!
**[02:52] ---**
I will do something about Mr. Jiji!
**[02:55] ---**
So, I'm begging you!
**[02:56] ---**
You need to escape first
so you can save us!
**[03:16] ---**
I promise I'll save you.
**[03:20] ---**
Help Jiji, please.
**[03:25] ---**
Okay!
**[03:26] ---**
All right, Momo-chan...
**[03:30] ---**
Are you ready?
**[03:35] ---**
Hold on, what are you gonna do with this?
**[03:37] ---**
I'm gonna kick it with all I've got.
**[03:40] ---**
So push that chair away
with your psychic powers.
**[03:43] ---**
Huh?
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Imagine something like a multistage rocket.
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That's so reckless!
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Won't that break your legs?
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We'll do this in one go.
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- Three...
- Wait, hold on!
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- Two...
- Too fast!
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One.
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Wait!
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Damn it!
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You. Gotta. Be. Kidding!
**[04:28] ---**
Hurray! She made it!
**[04:31] ---**
Found you.
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Rejoice.
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You are the first one to die.
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I thought I told you.
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You're not getting away with this.
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Oww.
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I made it out!
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There aren't any ropes here!
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What should I do? Something long...
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Where is something long?
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This is it!
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Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
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Hurry, damn it!
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I got a huge haul here!
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No, it's short!
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Oh, sheesh! This isn't gonna work!
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Calm down! Think!
Is there some other way?
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Stop the poison...
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Defeat the earthworm...
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No, that's impossible.
**[05:52] ---**
Suicide.
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My smartphone...
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is gone!
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God damn it!
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This is it!
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Fire!
**[06:24] ---**
Someone! Call for a fire truck!
There's a fire!
**[06:29] ---**
Someone!
**[06:32] ---**
Here they come!
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Hang in there, Okarun.
I'll save you right now!
**[09:28] ---**
Scurrying around like a mouse...
**[09:32] ---**
You infuriate me.
**[09:38] ---**
But that's what I want.
**[09:40] ---**
I want to play my games seriously.
**[09:43] ---**
And use my entire body to the fullest.
**[09:51] ---**
That earthworm's poison.
**[09:54] ---**
It's a bit trying on this vessel.
**[09:57] ---**
It's unfortunate,
but this is where we stop.
**[10:39] ---**
You will never be able
to leave that cursed house.
**[10:50] ---**
I'm home.
**[11:18] ---**
How exhilarating!
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After you will be that girl!
**[11:23] ---**
I will torment that supple skin,
and torture, and torture...
**[11:31] ---**
That's enough chatting.
**[11:35] ---**
There are things you shouldn't have done,
**[11:38] ---**
and you did three of them.
**[11:40] ---**
One. You harmed Momo-chan.
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Two.
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You violated my friend.
**[11:52] ---**
Jiji would never ever harm Momo-chan.
**[11:58] ---**
Give me back my dear friend!
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I'm going full throttle.
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One!
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Two, three, four, five, six,
seven, eight, nine,
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10-11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-19-20!
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One! Two, three, four,
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5-6-7-8-9-10-
11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-19-20!
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1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-
11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-19-20!
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1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-
11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-19-20!
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1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-
11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-19...
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Twenty!
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And the third thing
you shouldn't have done is...
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You really pissed me off.
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I'm seriously bummed by this.
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Miss Ayase...
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Help...
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I can't...
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I don't have time to be collapsed
in a place like this!
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Miss Ayase might be waiting for me!
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I have to get as high as possible
so it's easier to make an escape.
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So heavy!
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Turd nuggets! Damn it all!
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Damn turd nuggets!
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This isn't coming off at all!
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Take this, and this, and this!
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It's so damn sticky!
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That turdtastic earthworm!
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I'll kill it off!
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Am I going to spend my entire life
in this craptastic spot?
**[14:45] ---**
No!
**[14:47] ---**
Someone help me!
**[14:51] ---**
It really is Turbo Granny's voice!
**[14:54] ---**
Weren't you with Miss Ayase?
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Hold on a sec, I'll rescue you!
**[15:00] ---**
Hurry on with it!
**[15:03] ---**
Let's see...
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Oh, there it is.
**[15:19] ---**
You're slow, turd nugget!
**[15:22] ---**
Hurry up and get me out, slowpoke!
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Don't rush me.
If I trip, it's all over!
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You're such a clumsy four-eyes!
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Don't trip!
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Don't trip!
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Don't you dare trip!
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Hyah!
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You turd nugget!
Why are you such a useless piece of crap?
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Help me!
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Use my powers, you idiot!
**[16:01] ---**
Why are you even here
with that stupid mug?
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I've already gone full throttle twice,
so I can't transform!
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Just kiss everything goodbye then!
**[16:09] ---**
- Momo!
- Miss Ayase!
**[16:12] ---**
Help!
**[16:25] ---**
Were you the one who started the fire?
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Huh?
**[16:29] ---**
I did, but never mind that.
**[16:31] ---**
What's more important
**[16:32] ---**
is that a group called the Kito family
has been committing murders right here!
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This is the Enjoji residence, right?
**[16:38] ---**
Did you have a grudge against them?
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Huh?
**[16:41] ---**
Hold on a sec, this is going nowhere!
**[16:44] ---**
You can tell me the details at the station.
**[16:47] ---**
For now, get in the car.
**[16:50] ---**
Are your parents home right now?
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*Crap.*
**[16:55] ---**
*If I don't hurry, the sun will set!*
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Mr. Firefighter!
That's enough for the house!
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Spray more water on the ground!
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Spray tons of water on the ground!
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You! Stand back!
**[17:08] ---**
- Don't worry about the house!
- Quiet down!
**[17:11] ---**
- Let me go! Mr. Firefighter, please!
- Hurry up and get in the car!
**[17:15] ---**
Please! Spray water on the ground!
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An earthquake!
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It's a big one!
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- It's getting stronger!
- Everyone, remain calm!
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Don't move until the quaking stops!
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Here it comes!
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What is that?
**[18:06] ---**
Run for it!
**[18:07] ---**
All right! I made it in the nick of time!
**[18:10] ---**
The underground UMA's weakness
is sunlight!
**[18:12] ---**
If we can't pull it up by force,
we have to have it come out on its own!
**[18:18] ---**
*Oh, it's an earthworm.*
**[18:20] ---**
Momo, do you know why
earthworms come out of the soil?
**[18:24] ---**
Huh? Nope, I don't know.
**[18:27] ---**
Earthworms breathe through their skin.
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So the day after a rainy day,
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the soil is soaked with water
and earthworms can't breathe anymore.
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That's why they feel distressed
and come outside.
**[18:39] ---**
But it's hot in the summer,
so they end up shriveling.
**[18:42] ---**
I see. Jiji, you're so smart.
**[18:45] ---**
That's why they call it earthworm suicide.
**[19:02] ---**
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
The house is in the way.
**[19:09] ---**
This damn house has been nothing...
**[19:12] ---**
but an eyesore!
**[20:13] ---**
Did I defeat it?
**[20:20] ---**
Hey, punk.
**[20:21] ---**
Ya wanna bring it on, huh?
**[20:24] ---**
Wanna come at me, huh?
**[20:26] ---**
Hey!
**[20:30] ---**
It moved!
**[20:59] ---**
Oh, I'm alive! Mom, I'm alive!
**[21:04] ---**
You guys are alive! Good for you.
**[21:08] ---**
Damn you. How dare you do that?
**[21:11] ---**
That earthworm ate you.
**[21:13] ---**
God damn it!
**[21:16] ---**
I'm talkin' about how you did
the Great Serpent Lord in, moron!
**[21:21] ---**
Says someone who was eaten by it.
**[21:24] ---**
Sorry, but I don't have the time
to be dealing with all you guys.
**[21:28] ---**
I have to save Okarun and the others.
**[21:32] ---**
Wait, another earthquake?
**[21:38] ---**
Crap! It's a huge one!
**[21:40] ---**
Now you've done it!
**[21:48] ---**
It's all your fault, you hear?
**[21:50] ---**
You did all of this!
**[21:54] ---**
Huh?
**[22:11] ---**
You can't be serious!
**[23:52] ---**
Miss Ayase! Do you know why earthworms
come up to the surface after the rain?
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What now?
**[23:56] ---**
Earthworms breathe through their skin,
**[23:58] ---**
so when water pools underground,
they come up to the surface to breathe.
**[23:59] ---**
Yes, I know, I heard about it from Jiji.
**[24:01] ---**
Also, when there are too many of them,
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there is a theory they do so to avoid
overpopulation! On top of that, creatures...
**[24:03] ---**
I get it! Next episode,
"That's, Like, Way Deadly!"
***SIGN*** EPISODE 16
THAT'S, LIKE, WAY DEADLY