E7 - Put a Sock in It!!!

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[00:01] Ronaldo
    A hunter who exterminates
    vampires indiscriminately?
[00:04] Master
    Former hunter, you mean.
[00:06] Master
    To attack vampires coexisting
    peacefully with humans...
[00:09] Master
    A troublesome opponent even for us.
[00:12] Master
    Draluc, please be careful, too.
[00:15] Draluc/Master
    --Sand!
    --Oh, dear.
[00:16] Draluc
    I will!
[01:57] Ronaldo
    Bastard, don't accidentally get killed.
    It'll be annoying.
[02:00] Draluc
    Who do you think I am?
[02:01] Draluc
    I've got the unbeatable John Guard.
[02:03] Draluc
    But if it comes down to it, you better
    put your life on the line, youngster.
[02:07] Ronaldo
    I'll kill you myself.
[02:15] Ronaldo
    What?! What happened?!
[02:18] Ronaldo
    Are you all right?
[02:22] Draluc
    My socks were stolen!
[02:24] Ronaldo
    Huh?
[02:25] Daluc
    My socks! My socks...!
[02:28] Ronaldo
    What the hell? I'll kill you.
[02:30] Tabiko
    I've got them, all right.
[02:33] Tabiko
    He's a weak vampire,
    but he's got good taste in socks.
[02:40] Tabiko
    Good smell...
[02:41] Ronaldo
    Pervert!
[02:43] Tabiko
    I am a human sock collection--
[02:43] Sign
    "Human Sock Collection
    Tabiko"
[02:46] Tabiko
    I steal socks to exterminate various vampires.
[02:49] Ronaldo
    Stealing socks to exterminate? What the--?
[02:52] Draluc
    It's an ancient... method
    of exterminating vampires...
[02:56] Draluc
    Vampires have an attachment to their property,
[03:00] Draluc
    so when their socks are stolen,
    they break down from worry and die...
[03:07] Tabiko
    I torment them slowly and weaken them.
[03:09] Tabiko
    It's an extermination method
    fitting for vampires.
[03:12] Ronaldo
    It's just lame!
[03:14] Tabiko
    I was able to get good socks at the outset.
[03:16] Tabiko
    Farewell!
[03:17] Ronaldo
    Wait, pervert!
[03:20] Draluc
    Hurry... Hurry up and chase her...
[03:23] Draluc
    Before more suffer at her hands!
[03:26] Ronaldo
    Stop with the serious atmosphere. It's annoying.
[03:29] Nudenium
    Compatriot!
[03:33] Nudenium
    Were we too late?
[03:34] Draluc
    Yeah... It's pathetic...
    I've lost my edge...
[03:39] Ronaldo
    What's with this B movie turn of events?
[03:42] Etiquette Breacher
    H-Hey, this is a joke, right?
[03:44] Etiquette Breacher
    You die in no time but then you
    come right back happy, right?
[03:47] Nudenium
    Don't underestimate the pain
    of having your socks stolen.
[03:51] Ronaldo
    It pisses me off that the guy
    who doesn't wear socks is saying this.
[03:55] Nudenium
    We need to get his socks back...
    by daybreak, probably.
[03:59] Ronaldo
    Just how much pain does
    losing your socks cause?!
[04:02] Draluc
    Don't...
[04:05] Draluc
    Don't worry about me...
[04:08] Draluc
    What's important is taking realistic
    countermeasures in this situation.
[04:12] Ronaldo
    Go buy a new pair at the convenience store!
[04:15] Nudenium
    Hunter, what are you saying?!
[04:16] Etiquette Breacher
    Are you telling him to
    abandon his stolen socks?!
[04:19] Ronaldo
    Just what are socks to you people anyway?!
[04:21] Ronaldo
    What happens when you lose
    one of a pair normally?!
[04:24] Ronaldo
    But it's true that we need
    to do something about her.
[04:27] Ronaldo
    Before the good vampires
    of Shin-Yoko get attacked...
[04:32] Ronaldo
    Well, I can't tell with these images
    whether they're good or not...
[04:35] Yakyuken Lover
    Stop!
[04:36] Tabiko
    I win. I'll take these tabi socks!
[04:40] Ronaldo
    Oh, this guy, huh?
[04:42] Yakyuken Lover
    It's against the rules!
[04:43] Yakyuken Lover
    In yakyuken, the loser gets
    to choose what order to strip in.
[04:47] Yakyuken Lover
    To say nothing of stealing!
[04:48] Yakyuken Lover
    It's blasphemy against yakyuken!
    Unforgivable cultural destruction!
[04:53] Ronaldo
    It's not often that you get to see
    such pointless angry wailing.
[04:57] Tabiko
    Next is you over there!
[04:59] Tabiko
    Sock garters are just scraps of paper to me!
[05:06] Micro Bikini
    I-Is that all you've got?
[05:10] Micro Bikini
    Even without socks, I've got my bikini!
[05:14] Micro Bikini
    As long as I've got my bikini, I'm immortal!
[05:17] Ronaldo
    Oh, he held out against the attack!
[05:19] Tabiko
    Guys like that... I'll defeat normally!
[05:25] Tabiko
    I sense a vampire!
[05:28] Ronaldo
    Passionate Kiss!
[05:29] Ronaldo
    Socks don't matter here!
[05:32] Passionate Kiss
    No, it's cold right now, so I'm wearing them.
[05:35] Ronaldo
    Those are your legs?!
[05:36] Tabiko
    A huge harvest!
[05:39] Ronaldo
    Kiss!
[05:41] Etiquette Breacher
    I-I'll take off my socks first
    as a preemptive measure!
[05:45] Etiquette Breacher
    Now you can't take them off--
[05:46] Etiquette Breacher
    She just took them normally!
[05:48] Ronaldo
    Of course she did!
[05:49] Draluc
    Damn it, why?
[05:51] Draluc
    Why is she taking socks from innocent vampires?
[05:54] Ronaldo
    Getting socks involved turned
    this serious matter into a joke!
[05:58] Tabiko
    Very well, I'll tell you.
[06:01] Tabiko
    When I was a young hunter,
    I once fought an ancient, powerful vampire.
[06:05] Sign
    "Vampire - 'Raven of the Solar Eclipse' Ventrue"
[06:06] Tabiko
    I was at my wits' end.
[06:09] Tabiko
    I was driven into a corner by the guy, who
    seemed to be mocking me with every attack.
[06:13] Tabiko
    I tried stealing his socks,
    thinking it wouldn't do any good.
[06:16] Tabiko
    He became so weak, I couldn't believe it.
[06:18] Tabiko
    Seeing that, I thought...
[06:22] Tabiko
    ..."I'm so aroused."
[06:23] Ronaldo
    That's a fetish!
[06:25] Tabiko
    Yeah, it is!
[06:26] Tabiko
    The only thing I'd give up my job and suddenly
    do something so erratic for is a fetish!
[06:30] Ronaldo
    Don't become defiant!
[06:33] Mr. Lewd Talk
    It looks like I wasn't needed here.
[06:36] Ronaldo
    What'd you come here for, bastard?
[06:40] Ronaldo
    Idiot!
[06:42] Tabiko
    I got a lot today, too!
    Farewell, young hunter!
[06:45] Ronaldo
    Damn it, what poise she has!
[06:48] Draluc
    I... I have a plan...
[06:55] Odd Creature
    Will that creature really come for these?
[06:58] Ronaldo
    Yeah. She'll definite come take off your socks.
[07:03] Ronaldo
    Don't get aroused by that!
[07:05] Tabiko
    I'll take those!
[07:09] Tabiko
    You... have no legs!
[07:11] Draluc
    Dnass...!
[07:14] Draluc
    Yes! I've taken them back!
[07:17] Ronaldo
    All right!
[07:18] Ronaldo
    Now, what'll you do next?!
[07:22] Draluc
    What should I do...?
[07:23] Ronaldo
    Idiot!
[07:25] Draluc
    If you're going to steal socks,
    do it after you've defeated Ronaldo!
[07:31] Tabiko
    You're interesting!
[07:32] Tabiko
    I thought you were small fry
    that turned to ashes in no time,
[07:35] Tabiko
    but that's not bad.
[07:36] Tabiko
    Old vampires tend to rest on their laurels,
[07:39] Tabiko
    and most aren't able to do
    anything once they're cornered.
[07:42] Tabiko
    But you're different, aren't you?
[07:44] Tabiko
    You're not strong, but that was a good fight.
[07:46] Tabiko
    I'll let you have your socks back for now.
[07:50] Tabiko
    When you've gotten too proud,
    I'll come back and steal them again.
[07:53] Tabiko
    Farewell, for real this time!
[07:58] Ronaldo
    That's no good!
[08:04] Sign
    
    "Shin-Yokohama Police"
[08:05] Sign
    "'Wee' Are the State"
    "Shin-Yokohama Police"
[08:05] Employee
    Sorry to bother you while you're busy.
[08:07] Hinaichi
    It's fine. When you're in a different
    department, the processes are different, too.
[08:10] Hinaichi
    The documents are on the second
    shelf from the top over there.
[08:13] Employee
    This one, right?
[08:16] Hinaichi
    Wee-wee!
[08:17] Employee
    Wh-What did you say?
[08:18] Hinaichi
    S-Sorry, it's like a spasm that
    comes out when I'm surprised.
[08:22] Hinaichi
    Oh, that one, too. Take out
    that big wee you have there.
[08:26] Employee
    Sorry, it's not very big!
[08:28] Hinaichi
    No, I meant "file"!
    I was trying to say "file"!
[08:31] Hinaichi
    Wee...!
[08:34] Hinaichi
    And well, at this rate, I'll just
    cause more misunderstandings...
[08:37] Hinaichi
    Please! Help me fix this!
[08:40] Ronaldo
    Hmm, but that's an aftereffect of the vampire,
    Mr. Lewd Talk's hypnosis, right?
[08:46] Ronaldo
    Even if you ask me to fix it, I don't know how.
[08:48] Hinaichi
    Wee...
[08:50] Sign
    "Picture in his mind"
[08:50] Draluc
    If you have another hypnosis user examine you,
    they might be able to do something.
[08:53] Draluc
    --But if it doesn't work, you'll end up like this.
[08:55] Ronaldo/Draluc
    --Wee-wee!
    --But if it doesn't work, you'll end up like this.
[08:56] Ronaldo
    Why am I the example?!
[08:58] Draluc
    Now, speaking of a respectable hypnotist...
[09:03] Draus
    The heavens call! The earth calls!
[09:05] Draus
    My son calls... so I am here!
[09:08] Draluc
    We're counting on you, Father.
[09:11] Hinaichi
    Can your father use hypnosis?
[09:13] Draluc
    My father has pretty much all
    the abilities a vampire could have.
[09:18] Draluc
    That's right! He's the
    Armamentalist of vampires!
[09:20] Draluc
    The Red Mage!
    A prince descended from a hero!
[09:24] Draus
    Stop, you're embarrassing me.
[09:26] Ronaldo
    She was hypnotized a while back,
    and it's never really gone away.
[09:30] Hinaichi
    Um, it was the vampire named Mr. Lewd Tal--
[09:32] Draus
    What?!
[09:33] Draus
    That crazy idiot! It was him again?
[09:36] Draus
    That moron! Jerk! Yellow!
[09:40] Draus
    Miss, I will definitely solve your problem!
    I swear on my pride as a vampire lord!
[09:46] Hinaichi
    Th-Thanks...
[09:49] Draus
    Look at this flame.
[09:52] Draus
    There was no repulsive spell... cast on you...
[09:56] Draus
    You're completely normal...
[09:59] Draus
    Now, try saying what's inside your heart.
[10:02] Hinaichi
    Wee-wee.
[10:05] Hinaichi
    Wee.
[10:07] Hinaichi
    Wee.
[10:08] Hinaichi
    Wee-wee.
[10:10] Draus
    I'm a worm...
[10:12] Daluc
    Father!
[10:13] Draus
    It's all wrong, no matter what I do.
    I'm the worst. Scum.
[10:16] Sign
    "Wrong" "Worst" "Scum"
[10:19] Ronaldo
    A vampire lord's pride is really fragile.
[10:21] Draluc
    But I can't believe that not
    even Father can fix you.
[10:24] Hinaichi
    If you can't do it, it's fine...
[10:26] Draus
    No, there's still something I haven't tried!
[10:28] Hinaichi/Draus
    --Wee!
    --I'll treat you while leaving
    his hypnosis in place!
[10:28] Sign
    "Wee!"
[10:29] Draus
    --I'll treat you while leaving
    his hypnosis in place!
[10:31] Draus
    --I'll overwrite the word you blurt out
    with another, better word.
[10:33] Hinaichi/Draus
    --Nu--
    --I'll overwrite the word you blurt out
    with another, better word.
[10:33] Sign
    "Nu--"
[10:35] Draluc
    Can you really fix the bug in her like that?
[10:38] Draus
    It'll be hard if the word is too different.
[10:40] Draus
    I have to choose a word that sounds
    like "wee" but is inoffensive.
[10:44] Hinaichi
    All right, let's write some down!
[10:44] Sign
    "Weevil"
    "Weensy"
    "Wee are the state"
[10:46] Ronaldo
    That looks like a grade schooler's notebook.
[10:48] Hinaichi
    Yes, I like this one.
[10:50] Draus
    Here I go. We'll overwrite the
    hypnosis with a different word.
[10:54] Draus
    And then, be surprised.
[10:56] Hinaichi
    Weekend roast!
[10:58] Ronaldo
    Oh, it worked!
[10:59] Hinaichi
    Weekend roast. Weekend roast!
[11:02] Hinaichi
    You're right! It's been
    overwritten, weekend roast!
[11:04] Draluc
    It's true that it's better than "wee."
[11:07] Draluc
    It makes you seem like you're
    always hungry, though.
[11:09] Hinaichi
    Weekend roast!
[11:10] Ronaldo
    If she keeps repeating that,
    I'll get hungry, too.
[11:13] Hinaichi
    I want to eat wee-wee, too.
[11:15] Daluc/Draus
    You can't!
[11:16] Hinaichi
    No, what I want to eat is wee-nese--
    no, wee-bowl and wee-wee noodles!
[11:21] Draluc
    Put her back! Put her back
    to how she was before!
[11:25] Hinaichi
    Wee.
[11:26] Ronaldo
    She's back.
[11:27] Draluc
    In the end, she just switched
    "wee" and "weekend roast."
[11:32] Draus
    I'm just a drenched bathmat...
[11:35] Draluc
    Father has melted from the feeling of defeat.
[11:38] Hinaichi
    Sorry for asking something so difficult.
[11:40] Draus
    I-It's not difficult! I can do it!
    I'll work hard and figure something out...
[11:45] Draus
    I know!
[11:46] Draus
    I can use that guy's spell to fix it.
[11:49] Draus
    You were hypnotized to say lewd things--
[11:51] Draus
    In other words, you can't help but
    say things you think are perverted.
[11:55] Draus
    In this world, there are things
    that don't look erotic at first
[11:59] Draus
    but there are people who think they are erotic.
[12:01] Draus
    Some famous examples are
    dendrophiliacs and symphorophiliacs.
[12:06] Ronaldo
    Why do you know so much about them?
[12:08] Draus
    In other words, you would awaken your fetish
    for something other people don't think is erotic
[12:12] Draus
    and replace the word you blurt out with that.
[12:15] Hinaichi
    I don't wanna!
[12:17] Draus
    Well, it'd just be a little bit for
    the part related to the aftereffects...
[12:22] Draus
    If there's anything you can think of
    that the world doesn't think is erotic
[12:24] Draus
    but that you might feel is a
    little erotic, let me know.
[12:28] Ronaldo
    That's totally sexual harassment.
[12:29] Draus
    No! That's not my intent at all!
[12:31] Hinaichi
    W-Well... I kind of like how men's hands
    are kind of rugged and knobby...
[12:35] Sign
    "These parts"
    "This part"
[12:37] Ronaldo
    Oh, that's not bad.
[12:39] Draus
    Don't worry. I'll definitely make this work.
[12:41] Draus
    If I fail, I'll be a loser, scum,
    a disposable chopstick splinter...
[12:46] Ronaldo
    Why are you triggering your own defeat flag?
[12:49] Draus
    Take this!
[12:51] Draus
    Well?
[12:52] Hinaichi
    Y-Yeah, I feel kind of strange, knob.
[12:55] Ronaldo
    Oh... well, it's better than "wee."
[12:57] Draluc
    She sounds like someone from Shimadzu.
[12:59] Hinaichi
    At this rate, knob,
    even if I blurt out knobby wrist,
[13:03] Hinaichi
    it's not that knobby weird hand rugged fingers!
[13:05] Ronaldo/Hinaichi
    --No, this isn't good either.
    --Knob, knob, knobby hands!
[13:07] Ronaldo
    You sound like a grotesque homicidal maniac now!
[13:09] Hinaichi
    Knobby hands!
[13:10] Ronaldo
    Whoa, you're strong!
[13:11] Ronaldo
    Ow!
[13:13] Ronaldo/Hinaichi
    --Ouch!
    --Knob...
[13:14] Draluc/Hinaichi
    --Sand...
    --Knob, knob...
[13:16] Hinaichi
    Wrist wee-wee knob!
[13:18] Ronaldo
    It's no good!
[13:20] Draus
    I... am a forgotten pimple
    at the back of the chin...
[13:26] Hinaichi
    Knob, wee-wee, knob...
[13:27] Draluc
    Thank you, Father. Let's give this up.
[13:30] Hinaichi/Ronaldo
    --Wee-wee. Knob, knob.
    --You did your best.
    The Lewd Talk Beam is too strong.
[13:33] Draus
    No, I've got an idea that could turn the tables!
[13:37] Draus
    Just make everyone say "wee-wee"!
[13:40] Draluc
    What're you saying, you letdown?!
[13:41] Draus
    The mist made from my blood
    will create an area of hypnosis
[13:45] Draus
    where it's made known that "wee-wee"
    is a word of power to be proud of!
[13:50] Draluc
    Stop that! Idiot Father, return to your senses!
[13:53] Draus
    I will cover Shin-Yokohama with my blood!
[13:57] Roanldo
    Idiot! What have you done, wee-wee?!
[14:02] Businessman A
    Sorry, sir, it'll be wee-wee...
[14:05] Office Lady A
    The weather's kind of wee-wee, huh?
[14:07] Sign
    "Vamima!!!"
    "Rice Ball Festival"
[14:07] Vamima Manager
    How many wee chopsticks would you like?
[14:09] Customer
    Two wees.
[14:10] Maria
    You're really wee-wee today.
[14:11] Ta Chan
    Praise won't get you anywhere.
[14:13] Kantaro
    Oh, Tsujita! You're really wee-wee!
[14:16] Sign
    "Shin-Yokohama Kamone Vision"
    "The seal, Wee-Wee,
    has strayed into Tsurumi River"
[14:16] Newscaster
    --The seal, Wee-Wee, was swimming
    leisurely in Tsurumi River today, too.
[14:19] Newscaster/Etiquette Breacher
    --Satetsu, Bro, say "wee-wee."
    --The seal, Wee-Wee, was swimming
    leisurely in Tsurumi River today, too.
[14:22] Satetsu
    Wee-wee.
[14:25] Bunny Girl
    This year's Shin-Yokohama
    Buzzword Award goes to...
[14:30] Sign
    "Shin-Yokohama Buzzword Award"
    "wee-wee"
    "Can be used for anything" "Nuance is trendy"
[14:30] Bunny Girl
    ..."wee-wee"!
[14:37] Draus
    Please forgive me...
    I don't know what I was doing...
[14:40] Draluc
    Well, you did something.
[14:43] Hinaichi
    Weekend roast...
[14:44] Ronaldo
    Oh, it looks like it got a little better.
[14:47] Sign
    "Oden"
[14:50] Mr. Lewd Talk
    This drink is delicious!
[14:50] Sign
    "Award"
    "Hinaichi"
    "Shin-Yokohama Buzzword Award" "wee-wee"
[14:55] Sign
    "John, You've Gotten Dog"
[15:04] Draluc
    John, you want to eat pancakes?
[15:09] Draluc
    While Ronaldo's out...
[15:11] Draluc
    Hm? John, you've gotten fat.
[15:16] Draluc
    John, you're cute even when you're plump,
    but it's bad for your health if you get too fat.
[15:26] Draluc
    I've been trying to make sure you eat right,
    but is Ronaldo feeding you other things?
[15:31] Draluc
    That thoughtless bastard.
[15:35] Draluc
    In any case, no snacks for you
    for a while, okay, John?
[15:38] Draluc
    Huh?
[15:41] Draluc
    Wait, John!
[15:44] Sign
    "Cute Dog Video"
[15:46] Staff
    Director, the 'madillo's here.
[15:49] Yomotsuzaka
    Huh?
[15:49] Sign
    "Nu-nu-nu!" "Nu-nu..."
[15:53] Yomotsuzaka
    A drug to make you thinner?
    There's no such thing.
[15:56] Yomotsuzaka
    Eat less and exercise.
[15:58] Yomotsuzaka
    But there is a drug to reduce
    your caloric intake.
[16:03] Yomotsuzaka
    Now, drink this, fool.
[16:08] Yomotsuzaka
    How do you feel?
[16:10] Yomotsuzaka
    Well, it's not like you can say.
[16:13] Yomotsuzaka
    It's a special sedative I created myself.
[16:15] Yomotsuzaka
    You won't resist anything right now.
[16:19] Yomotsuzaka
    Vampire familiar!
[16:21] Yomotsuzaka
    That system lets you share
    abilities, perception,
[16:23] Yomotsuzaka
    and even your lifespan with your master!
[16:25] Yomotsuzaka
    How shall I research you completely...?
[16:28] Yomotsuzaka
    Guinea pig!
[16:30] Yomotsuzaka
    Wait there while I make
    preparations. Be good now.
[16:40] Yomotsuzaka
    Huh?
[16:41] Yomotsuzaka
    Don't tell me watching this video
    made you think you're a dog.
[16:46] Yomotsuzaka
    Wait, what's with that weak mental strength?
[16:49] Yomotsuzaka
    No, I'll ignore it and do my experiments.
[16:51] Yomotsuzaka
    He's not a dog. He's just a member
    of the Cingulata order...
[16:56] Yomotsuzaka
    If you can't get it off, then don't
    put your head in in the first place.
[16:59] Yomotsuzaka
    Even if you keep up that dog act,
    I'm not going to change my min--
[17:04] Yomotsuzaka
    No! I didn't throw it to play fetch with you!
[17:08] Yomotsuzaka
    Don't forget what you came here for!
[17:12] Yomotsuzaka
    Y-You idiot dog! I mean, armadillo!
[17:17] Yomotsuzaka
    The VRC's slogan is "Make light of human life."
[17:20] Yomotsuzaka
    It doesn't matter what I research
    outside of that, either.
[17:25] Yomotsuzaka
    But I can't experiment on dogs!
    It reminds me of a dog I had as a pet.
[17:29] Yomotsuzaka
    I can't make light of dogs.
[17:33] Yomotsuzaka
    Get back there, now! I know,
    let's watch a video of armadillos.
[17:40] Yomotsuzaka
    What're you scared of, idiot dog?!
[17:43] Yomotsuzaka
    No, wait--!
[17:45] Mr. Lewd Talk
    So you're asking if we can fix him?
[17:49] Yakyuken Lover
    I never thought you'd ask us for help, Director.
[17:50] Sign
    "Vampires who did something bad
    and are being detained at the VRC"
[17:53] Nudenium
    Nun, you think you're a dog?
[17:56] Yomotsuzaka
    The idiot dog's autosuggestion
    seems similar to your hypnosis.
[18:00] Yomotsuzaka
    Therefore, it's possible that you'll
    be able to help with the treatment.
[18:04] Yomotsuzaka
    Cry for joy and work. Also, I'm not asking.
    This is an order. Do you get it, fools?
[18:09] Yakyuken Lover
    You need to work on your communication skills.
[18:13] Mr. Lewd Talk
    A dog fetish? Yomotsuzaka, you've a got
    a pretty lewd heart, don't you?
[18:18] Mr. Lewd Talk
    Makes me want to make that
    armadillo say "wee-wee"--
[18:23] Mr. Lewd Talk
    All right. The autosuggestion might
    come off with some lewd talk.
[18:27] Yomotsuzaka
    Hey, never mind.
[18:30] Yakyuken Lover
    I'm Yakyuken Lover.
[18:32] Yakyuken Lover
    I love the thrill and eroticism
    of stripping and being stripped!
[18:34] Yomotsuzaka
    Huh? Why are you introducing yourself?
[18:36] Yomotsuzaka
    Oh, it's the effect of your hypnosis?
[18:38] Nudenium
    The round pistil peeking out from
    between the petals is so bewitching, I--
[18:45] Yomotsuzaka
    I don't care about your innermost thoughts.
[18:48] Mr. Lewd Talk
    Dogs don't have the concept
    of "lewd talk," do they?
[18:51] Yomotsuzaka
    Guess not.
[18:52] Mr. Lewd Talk
    Ah, how boring. I'm going to sleep.
[18:55] Yomotsuzaka
    He's so useless. I shouldn't have
    had even a speck of hope for him.
[18:58] Yomotsuzaka
    That's enough. You better
    get some results, fool.
[19:01] Yakyuken Lover
    Yeah, leave it to me.
[19:03] Yakyuken Lover
    Good thing I was caught playing street yakyuken.
[19:07] Yomotsuzaka
    It's not good at all.
    You and Lewd Talk get caught too much.
[19:11] Yakyuken Lover
    Now, what shall I do?
[19:13] Yakyuken Lover
    It's hard to get rid of autosuggestion.
    It'd be bad if I messed up and made it worse.
[19:18] Yakyuken Lover
    Okay, maybe playing yakyuken will get rid of it.
[19:22] Yakyuken Lover
    Yoyoinoyoi!
[19:23] Yomotsuzaka
    That's enough.
[19:24] Yakyuken Lover
    Oh, you're so cute! It's a draw!
[19:27] Yakyuken Lover
    I want to give him a treat.
[19:29] Yomotsuzaka
    No. I'm the only one who can
    give treats to dogs here--
[19:29] Sign
    "Dog Bones Wasshoi"
[19:33] Nudenium
    Look, it's one of my seeds.
[19:35] Yomotsuzaka
    Stop that, fool!
[19:36] Yomotsuzaka
    Why are you treating seeds
    from his crotch like a cure-all?!
[19:40] Yomotsuzaka
    Come on, idiot dog! Spit it out!
[19:43] Yomotsuzaka
    I'll experiment on you instead. Do your job!
[19:46] Yakyuken Lover
    Even if you say that...
[19:48] Yakyuken Lover
    What if I get my little brother to
    come, too? Maybe he can fix him.
[19:52] Yomotsuzaka
    Little brother?
[19:53] Yakyuken Lover
    An exhibitionist vampire
    who always wears a micro bikini.
[19:56] Yomotsuzaka
    Don't call him!
[19:57] Mr. Lewd Talk
    Wait a minute, an exhibitionist?
    What kind of lewd talk is that?
[20:01] Yomotsuzaka
    I'm going home.
[20:03] Yomotsuzaka
    What a waste of time. They're all useless.
[20:06] Yomotsuzaka
    I thought I could experiment
    on a familiar, but...
[20:10] Yomotsuzaka
    Hey, idiot dog.
[20:14] Yomotsuzaka
    If you don't get better... will you be my...?
[20:20] Staff
    There are trespassers in
    the facility! Here's a video!
[20:24] Draluc
    John! Where are you?!
    I'm sure I saw you go in!
[20:27] Draluc
    Let's go home before the crazy director
    starts experimenting on you!
[20:30] Draluc
    John--!
[20:32] Sign
    "Vampire to Repel or Capture Trespassers
    Cap-chan"
[20:35] Draluc
    What is this thing? Help me, John!
[20:48] Draluc
    Oh, John!
[20:55] Draluc
    Wahh, John!
[20:56] Yomotsuzaka
    Let them go, Cap-chan.
[20:58] Yomotsuzaka
    There's no need to capture them.
[21:03] Draluc
    I won't let you have John!
    You want to experiment on him, don't you?
[21:06] Yomotsuzaka
    I did, but I've lost interest.
[21:10] Yomotsuzaka
    Also, an obese pet is the
    responsibility of the owner, fool.
[21:13] Yomotsuzaka
    Make sure he has appropriate food and exercise.
[21:16] Draluc
    You don't have to tell me that!
[21:19] Yomotsuzaka
    Hurry up and go home!
[21:25] Draluc
    Sorry, John, I was inconsiderate.
[21:29] Draluc
    I'll make some diet pancakes
    for you when we get home!
[21:33] Yomotsuzaka
    Jeez...
[21:35] Yomotsuzaka
    What a pointless waste of time.
[21:38] Yomotsuzaka
    You're the only dog for me, Koro.
[21:44] Ronaldo
    Hey, come out, you damn director!
[21:50] Draluc
    Ultra-rude dog mask! What in
    the world did you do to John?!
[23:28] Ronaldo
    No matter what happens...
[23:28] Sign
    "God's divine revelation"
[23:31] Ronaldo
    ...protecting the public...
[23:31] Sign
    "Or human wisdom"
[23:34] Ronaldo
    ...is what a hunter does.
[23:35] Draluc
    The vampire dies in no time.