E8 - Kidnap Capriccio

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[00:05] ---
    All right! I finally turned
    into a decent bat.
[00:09] ---
    I'll show John and Ronaldo right awa--
    Oh, yeah, they went shopping...
[00:14] ---
    John, I'll buy you some donuts!
[00:18] ---
    I guess I'll have to go find them, then.
[00:28] ---
    I'm so tired...
[00:38] ---
    All right! I could open
    the window, at least.
[00:41] ---
    In this form, even everyday
    movements are hard.
[00:44] ---
    Oh, well. To the outside world--
[00:47] ---
    Let's...!
[02:25] ---
    "The Bat's Close Call"
[02:30] ---
    My adventure's about to end here!
[02:33] ---
    Whoa! Why are all these
    pigeons gathered here?
[02:39] ---
    Are you all right? Were you attacked?
[02:42] ---
    You saved me, Hinaichi--
[02:45] ---
    S-So cute! Oh, my! You're so cute!
[02:50] ---
    You're so calm.
    Are you used to people?
[02:53] ---
    You're so cute!
[02:55] ---
    Wait, does she not realize it's me?
[02:58] ---
    Hmm, is this...
[03:01] ---
    Come on, it's time to eat.
[03:03] ---
    ...my big chance to be fawned over
    and also get some blood?
[03:08] ---
    Let's go together.
    Come ride in here for a bit.
[03:13] ---
    Wow, you're so bold to put me
    next to your chest, Hinaichi!
[03:19] ---
    When she starts walking, I have
    to brace myself or I'll slide down!
[03:24] ---
    I shouldn't go any deeper
    into a girl's clothes.
[03:27] ---
    It's not gentlemanly.
[03:29] ---
    We're almost there.
[03:31] ---
    Oh, I wonder what
    Hinaichi's house is like...
[03:37] ---
    "Shin-Yokohama Police Station"
[03:37] ---
    "Shin-Yokohama Police Station"
    Just in case, I'll have Handa
    check if it's a vampire.
[03:41] ---
    No, no, please wait. Why do you have
    to do your job properly right now?
[03:45] ---
    Where's the usual cookie monster?
[03:48] ---
    I mean, this is the position
    we're in right now!
[03:51] ---
    "Vampire Control Division"
    If my identity is revealed right now,
    she'll never talk to me again!
[03:53] ---
    If my identity is revealed right now,
    she'll never talk to me again!
[03:54] ---
    Or rather, my body will definitely be made
    into one she can never talk to again!
[03:57] ---
    Come on, don't struggle.
    Handa will look at you right away--
[04:00] ---
    Oh, Vice-Captain! You have a pet?
[04:05] ---
    Sorry to ruin your good mood,
    but that guy's not a normal bat!
[04:11] ---
    This guy's--
[04:14] ---
    Wait, Handa. It's me! Draluc!
    I got lost! I can't let Hinaichi find out!
[04:20] ---
    Please gloss over this somehow!
[04:22] ---
    Hey, if it's not a normal bat,
    then what is it?
[04:24] ---
    What's the matter?
[04:27] ---
    This guy's... um, uh... A crab.
[04:33] ---
    A crab?! He's obviously a bat!
[04:35] ---
    I-It's crab skilled at mimicry!
[04:38] ---
    What are you saying? There's no way that's
    a crab. Are you trying to trick her?
[04:40] ---
    "Kanagawa Prefectural Police
    Vampire Control Division - Sagyo"
    What are you saying? There's no way that's
    a crab. Are you trying to trick her?
[04:44] ---
    There's no way I'd lie, Sagyo!
[04:46] ---
    My mom has always told me
    that lying is bad!
[04:50] ---
    Sorry, Handa.
    You're too terrible at lying.
[04:52] ---
    This is a crab!
    Common name: Bat-like crab!
[04:53] ---
    "Infraorder: Anomura"
    "Scientific name: Dokkaramitemo-Draluc"
    This is a crab!
    Common name: Bat-like crab!
[04:55] ---
    "Infraorder: Anomura"
    "Scientific name: Dokkaramitemo-Draluc"
    Normally found in the Kanto region!
[04:57] ---
    In the same family as the coconut crab,
    it's technically a type of hermit crab,
[05:00] ---
    --but it's still a crab!
[05:00] ---
    --So stubborn!
    --but it's still a crab!
[05:02] ---
    Is it really a crab,
    even though it's so cute?
[05:04] ---
    Are you discriminating
    against crabs, Vice-Captain?!
[05:06] ---
    What's wrong with a cute crab?
[05:07] ---
    No, it's not a matter of whether
    it's cute or not! It's not a crab--
[05:11] ---
    If I say it's a crab, then it's a crab!
[05:13] ---
    Look carefully!
[05:15] ---
    C-Crab...!
[05:16] ---
    Crabs don't make that sound!
[05:19] ---
    I agree. Sorry.
[05:21] ---
    Idiot! They'll make whatever
    sound they make!
[05:23] ---
    "Crab" is the sound they
    make during courtship.
[05:29] ---
    C-Crab!
[05:31] ---
    A courtship display!
    It looks like he likes you.
[05:35] ---
    What in the world am I doing?
[05:37] ---
    --Hey.
    --Sand!
[05:39] ---
    Have you seen my fake mustache?
[05:41] ---
    Please don't come out
    suddenly like that, Captain.
[05:43] ---
    You lost your mustache again?
[05:45] ---
    It doesn't look good on you, you know.
[05:47] ---
    Be quiet. What are you all doing?
[05:50] ---
    What are we doing...?
[05:52] ---
    Sand...
[05:53] ---
    Just now I saw something that
    looked like ashes! That must be--
[05:56] ---
    Idiot! These are eggs!
[05:58] ---
    You made a move on it, so it laid eggs!
[06:00] ---
    You should take responsibility as a man!
[06:02] ---
    There's no way I'd make a move on a crab!
[06:04] ---
    Anyway, that's not a crab!
[06:07] ---
    The crab turned into something gross!
[06:10] ---
    My Little Snort--
[06:12] ---
    When did you give him
    such a terrible name?
[06:14] ---
    It's because of that sound it was making.
[06:20] ---
    Fool! This is a crab!
    It's a crab larva!
[06:26] ---
    "Egg"
    It hatched from the eggs earlier!
[06:27] ---
    "Larva (Zoea)"
    It hatched from the eggs earlier!
[06:28] ---
    "Larva (Megalopa)"
    It hatched from the eggs earlier!
[06:28] ---
    "Larva (Megalopa)"
    Stop talking about crabs!
[06:29] ---
    "Adult"
    Stop talking about crabs!
[06:30] ---
    What about Little Snort?
    What happened to him?
[06:33] ---
    It's... well... When crabs breed,
    everything's passed on to one child,
[06:36] ---
    so once the child is born,
    it's the parents' fate to die.
[06:39] ---
    You don't even know what you're
    talking about yourself, do you?
[06:42] ---
    --Ga-goo!
[06:43] ---
    --Shut up!
    --Ga-goo!
[06:44] ---
    What do you mean, "Shut up"?!
    You're the one that created him! Admit it!
[06:48] ---
    You all need to cut it out!
[06:50] ---
    Stop teasing me! He looks harmless,
    but he's a vampire, isn't he?
[06:55] ---
    You have to get him checked out.
[06:57] ---
    Yeah!
[06:59] ---
    I'll take care of it.
[07:00] ---
    Did you find your moustache?
[07:03] ---
    Yeah.
[07:07] ---
    What was that, anyway?
    What were you hiding?
[07:12] ---
    Wait, he's got like a
    developmental fever...
[07:15] ---
    You're Draluc from Hunter
    Ronaldo's place, right?
[07:19] ---
    Y-Yes, I am!
[07:21] ---
    I knew it. Why were you pretending
    to be a crab looking like that?
[07:25] ---
    I wonder...
[07:28] ---
    How did you know who I was?
[07:31] ---
    Because I know there's a strange vampire
    at Ronaldo's who is bad at transforming,
[07:35] ---
    likes video games, and dies in no time!
[07:37] ---
    I read it in a book.
[07:43] ---
    Captain! I'll take Little Snort afte--
[07:45] ---
    Sand!
[07:52] ---
    Crab...
[07:56] ---
    "Super-Fast Ultra Mach Speed Delivery"
    "Sand"
    "COD"
    COD?!
[07:58] ---
    "Super-Fast Ultra Mach Speed Delivery"
    "Sand"
    "COD"
[08:02] ---
    A lot happened...
[08:03] ---
    Oh, but first! I can turn into a bat now!
[08:08] ---
    Look, look! See?
[08:11] ---
    Here we go.
[08:13] ---
    Hey, look...
[08:18] ---
    I need to take out the trash.
[08:21] ---
    lt's been three days since
    the first child went missing.
[08:22] ---
    "Kidnap Capriccio"
    It's been three days since
    the first child went missing.
[08:25] ---
    "Kidnap Capriccio"
    According to the police statement,
[08:26] ---
    --it is highly likely that it is
    the work of the same culprit,
[08:27] ---
    --I see. The kidnapper hasn't
    made any demands?
    --it is highly likely that it is
    the work of the same culprit,
[08:30] ---
    so they have set up an investigation HQ
    to look for the missing children.
[08:34] ---
    Yeah, it's likely the work of a vampire.
    Vamp Control should be brought in, too.
[08:39] ---
    Bye.
[08:41] ---
    Morning, John!
[08:43] ---
    "Shin-Yokohama Neighborhood
    Futsal Tournament"
[08:44] ---
    "Shin-Yokohama Neighborhood
    Futsal Tournament"
    Hm?
[08:50] ---
    What should we do?
    I'm worried about you going alone.
[08:59] ---
    Then, take this personal alarm with you.
    If anything happens, pull the string.
[09:05] ---
    It's dangerous out there,
    so make sure you're home by five.
[09:24] ---
    "John Fan Club"
    "'Madillo Life"
    John!
[09:25] ---
    "John Fan Club"
    "'Madillo Life"
    Good job!
[09:26] ---
    "John Fan Club"
    "'Madillo Life"
    So cute!
[09:31] ---
    Bye, Nu!
[09:48] ---
    It's dangerous out there,
    so make sure you're home by five.
[09:52] ---
    "It's okay if you're a little late."
[09:56] ---
    "Buy some for everyone and then go home."
[10:02] ---
    "Shin-Yokohama Police Station"
[10:04] ---
    "Shin-Yokohama Police Station"
    Here's a summary of the situation.
[10:06] ---
    "Shin-Yokohama Serial Child Kidnappings"
    "Joint Investigation HQ"
    The boys went missing in different places,
    but they were all around the same time.
[10:10] ---
    The boys went missing in different places,
    but they were all around the same time.
[10:12] ---
    They all went missing
    right after the sun set.
[10:15] ---
    It's highly likely that the
    kidnapper is a vampire.
[10:19] ---
    In other words, it's our job.
[10:21] ---
    Yes, sir!
[10:22] ---
    Vampires can't go out during the day.
[10:25] ---
    Thinking about the kids, we need
    to find the kidnapper tonight.
[10:29] ---
    Let's form teams. We'll split up
    and search all of Shin-Yokohama.
[10:33] ---
    Mixed Vamp Control and hunter teams, huh?
[10:35] ---
    I'm itching to get out there.
[10:37] ---
    Vice-Captain, I'll focus my investigation
    on the areas where the kids were taken.
[10:41] ---
    Yeah, we're counting on your power now.
[10:44] ---
    If you smell any vampires,
    let us know immediately.
[10:48] ---
    You're home already, right, John?
[10:56] ---
    Yes? Ronaldo? What is it?
[10:59] ---
    John? I just woke up...
[11:04] ---
    It looks like he's not home yet.
[11:06] ---
    Kidnapped? No way. He's probably
    just loitering somewhere.
[11:10] ---
    You're not worried about John?!
    That's so inhumane!
[11:18] ---
    "Unknown Number"
[11:20] ---
    I'm getting a phone call. Wait a minute.
[11:22] ---
    Yes, this is Draluc.
[11:25] ---
    Oh, John?
[11:26] ---
    "I'm sorry!"
[11:28] ---
    "I'll be late getting home."
[11:30] ---
    Did John come home?! Is he okay?!
    He hasn't met anyone weird?!
[11:34] ---
    John! John! John...!
[11:36] ---
    Shut up!
[11:37] ---
    --John! John! John!
    --Sorry, John. What did you say?
[11:40] ---
    "I'm sorry."
[11:42] ---
    "Help--!"
[11:46] ---
    Okay, thanks for waiting! Three bean jam
    filled pancakes for Madillo.
[11:54] ---
    John might've been kidnapped.
[11:57] ---
    Jo-Jo-Jo-Jo-John was kidnapped...?!
[12:00] ---
    What?! You huge, huge idiot!
[12:04] ---
    Vice-Captain! It's probably
    the same culprit!
[12:07] ---
    Yeah, tell the prefectural police
    that there's been another victim.
[12:11] ---
    Ask the public if they
    have any information!
[12:13] ---
    Yes, ma'am!
[12:14] ---
    What did you say? John was kidnapped?!
[12:17] ---
    We should help, too!
[12:19] ---
    "John Fan Club"
    "'Madillo Life"
[12:20] ---
    "John Fan Club"
    "'Madillo Life"
    John was kidnapped?!
[12:21] ---
    "John Fan Club"
    "'Madillo Life"
    Our John?!
[12:23] ---
    "John Fan Club"
    "'Madillo Life"
    John!
[12:24] ---
    "John Fan Club"
    "'Madillo Life"
    Who are you people?!
[12:31] ---
    "Bean Jam Filled Pancakes"
    That looks good.
[12:32] ---
    "Bean Jam Filled Pancakes"
    Good job, John.
[12:36] ---
    We are looking for the whereabouts
    of the armadillo, John.
[12:39] ---
    John is round and says "nu."
[12:39] ---
    "Shin-Yokohama Kamone Vision"
    "Missing"
    John is round and says "nu."
[12:42] ---
    "Shin-Yokohama Kamone Vision"
    "Missing"
    If you have any information, please
    contact the joint investigation HQ.
[12:46] ---
    "Shin-Yokohama Kamone Vision"
    "Missing"
    He's round and saying "nu"!
[12:47] ---
    If we catch him, won't we get a reward?
[12:50] ---
    Hey, wait!
[12:56] ---
    Shoot, that armadillo's fast!
[13:21] ---
    "Old-Man-Legs Ostriches"
[13:46] ---
    Next stop, Tokyo.
[13:52] ---
    Tokyo, Tokyo.
[14:02] ---
    Next stop, Nagoya. Nagoya.
[14:06] ---
    "Hakata-bound mach-speed Nozomi"
[14:19] ---
    John!
[14:21] ---
    John! Where are you, John?!
[14:24] ---
    "Sweet Rice Jelly"
[14:28] ---
    John!
[14:40] ---
    Did you find him, Ronaldo?
[14:41] ---
    No, I can't find him anywhere.
    Damn it, where did you go, John?
[14:45] ---
    John!
[14:47] ---
    John!
[14:49] ---
    John!
[14:52] ---
    John...!
[14:57] ---
    "Bean Jam Filled Pancakes"
[15:02] ---
    "Kidnap Elegy"
[15:07] ---
    Whoops.
[15:08] ---
    Don't do anything stupid.
[15:12] ---
    Foolish-looking thing.
    You're Hunter Ronaldo's pet, aren't you?
[15:16] ---
    Those damn hunters.
    How dare they break my spirit effigy.
[15:21] ---
    Thanks to them, I've lost my immortality.
[15:25] ---
    I'll definitely pay you back
    for the humiliation!
[15:28] ---
    I'll slash you all to shreds!
[15:33] ---
    First, I'll use you as bait
    to lure Ronaldo out.
[15:37] ---
    If there's not a crowd of them,
    hunters are nothing to fear.
[15:40] ---
    Kidnapper, I'll get you!
[15:42] ---
    John, where are you?
[15:44] ---
    If this is the same as the kidnapper
    in the missing children case,
[15:47] ---
    then they might be around here.
[15:48] ---
    All right, call Handa.
    We'll have him investigate this area.
[15:53] ---
    John, we'll definitely save you!
[15:57] ---
    Guys, let's settle this before dawn!
[16:01] ---
    Huh? It's only been about two minutes
    since I kidnapped Ronaldo's armadillo,
[16:03] ---
    and there's already such a
    huge net being cast for him?
[16:07] ---
    Is this guy the prime
    minister or something?
[16:11] ---
    I'm not someone to falter
    at some mere hunters.
[16:13] ---
    You can just waste your energy
    looking around for him.
[16:16] ---
    What do you think you're doing,
    you round thing?!
[16:19] ---
    Wh-What if those guys gather here?
    You trying to get me killed?!
[16:23] ---
    Don't think you can get on my
    good side with sweet rice jelly!
[16:26] ---
    Who's there? I heard
    a voice over that way!
[16:30] ---
    Damn it, I can't believe I'm sneaking
    around because of mere hunters.
[16:35] ---
    Be quiet! What does "nu"
    even mean, anyway?!
[16:39] ---
    Wait, if this is such
    an important armadillo,
[16:42] ---
    then I can use him as a hostage for
    someone other than Ronaldo, too.
[16:47] ---
    I'll cut those who don't resist
    to my heart's content...
[16:50] ---
    Hey! Where are you, kidnapper?!
[16:54] ---
    Was something there, Senya?!
[16:55] ---
    No. I thought I heard something, though...
[16:59] ---
    Jeez! I can't believe someone
    would kidnap John and those kids!
[17:03] ---
    I'll break the balls...
    of anyone that cowardly!
[17:09] ---
    B-Break balls...?
[17:17] ---
    D-Don't look at me like that.
[17:20] ---
    I'll slash you, armadillo.
    Who do you think I am?
[17:24] ---
    I'm Tsujigiri Nagiri.
    You don't know who I am?
[17:27] ---
    Then find out! Watch TV or something!
[17:29] ---
    Don't underestimate me!
    The only problem is their numbers.
[17:32] ---
    I'll disappear into the crowd
    and pick them off one by one--
[17:33] ---
    "Vamima!!!"
    I'll disappear into the crowd
    and pick them off one by one--
[17:35] ---
    "Vamima!!!"
[17:37] ---
    Found him!
    It's the kidnapper!
[17:40] ---
    Everyone, come here!
    Someone suspicious has John!
[17:48] ---
    Damn it, I let my guard down.
    At this rate, I'll be trapped like a rat.
[17:52] ---
    "Pride" "Safety"
    Since it's come to this... I'll leave
    the armadillo somewhere and run away.
[17:58] ---
    Don't try to console me.
[18:02] ---
    I shouldn't have kidnapped
    this round thing.
[18:05] ---
    Don't forget... The next time we meet--
[18:10] ---
    An inferior vampire!
[18:10] ---
    "Inferior Vampire - Hidden Spider Monster"
    An inferior vampire!
[18:16] ---
    Speaking of which, the searchers
    said something weird...
[18:19] ---
    If this is the same as the kidnapper
    in the missing children case,
[18:22] ---
    then they might be around here.
[18:24] ---
    Was that the child kidnapper?
[18:27] ---
    Good riddance, anyway.
    If I just let things be--
[18:33] ---
    If I don't do anything, I won't
    be able to return the armadillo,
[18:36] ---
    and I'll be trapped like a rat.
[18:37] ---
    Worst case, I'll even have the other
    kidnappings pinned on me and be killed.
[18:42] ---
    Huh? It looks like
    I'm in a terrible pinch.
[19:41] ---
    Found you, you worm!
[19:47] ---
    Die!
[19:52] ---
    Damn it, I can't believe
[19:55] ---
    that I, Tsujigiri Nagiri, acted like
    a hunter in order to protect myself.
[20:00] ---
    Damn it!
[20:04] ---
    Listen! It was to deceive the hunters!
    It wasn't to save you!
[20:11] ---
    If you tell anyone about this,
    I'll turn you into mincemeat, armadillo!
[20:17] ---
    It looks like a suspicious
    man came this way.
[20:19] ---
    It must be the culprit!
[20:22] ---
    They already sniffed me out?
[20:25] ---
    I'm not about to get caught...!
[20:32] ---
    What, armadillo? Let me go!
[20:46] ---
    John! John...!
[20:51] ---
    John...
[20:51] ---
    John!
[20:53] ---
    I'm sorry. It was scary, wasn't it?
[21:08] ---
    I see, you bought bean
    jam pancakes for us.
[21:13] ---
    Huh? Only two?
[21:16] ---
    Too bad. Looks like there's
    not enough for you, Ronaldo.
[21:19] ---
    John bought them for me!
    Idiot! Right, John?
[21:23] ---
    It can't be helped.
    I'll just give you the outside!
[21:26] ---
    Oh, thanks--
[21:34] ---
    Damn it, it's cold.
[21:42] ---
    "The barrier cannot be broken
    until everything is lost."
[21:49] ---
    "Gain control"
[21:52] ---
    "Or die"
[21:53] ---
    Sleazebag! Open this!
[21:58] ---
    Damn it! Maria!
[22:06] ---
    The vampire dies in no time.