E6 - The Deadline March

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[00:00] Draluc
    Vampiric vegetables came out
    of the closet, and it's scary!
[00:03] Draluc
    So...
[00:05] Draluc
    I bought some vampire bait!
[00:08] Draluc
    Now, where shall I place it?
[00:12] Draluc
    For those of you who thought,
    "He's just going to get caught and die himself,"
[00:16] Draluc
    you'll be sorry you underestimated
    a superior vampi-- Sand.
[00:22] Sign
    "Vampire Bait"
[00:22] Draluc
    Help me, John.
[00:27] Draluc
    You little-- I fell right into
    one of those tacky clichés...
[00:31] Draluc
    And it left me sticky.
[00:35] Draluc
    This is...
[02:08] Draluc
    It's a picture of Ronaldo.
    There are lots of them!
[02:09] Sign
    "Big Brother Saga, Light Chapter"
[02:12] Draluc
    If there are any embarrassing pictures,
    I'll sell them off to Kameya.
[02:17] Draluc
    If you ignore what he's doing,
    you could say he was a handsome boy.
[02:20] Draluc
    Is that his little sister? How cute--
[02:23] Draluc
    But why are you putting rice
    on her stomach? Stop that.
[02:27] Draluc
    What is he doing?
[02:29] Draluc
    Yup.
[02:30] Draluc
    Ronaldo was an idiot.
[02:33] Draluc
    Oh? Is this Ronaldo's older brother...?
[02:39] Draluc
    I feel like I've seen him somewhere before...
[02:43] Draluc
    Oh, well, it doesn't matter.
    I wonder if there are any funnier pictur--
[02:46] Draluc
    Sand...
[02:47] Ronaldo
    Don't rummage through my stuff
    without asking, you idiot!
[02:49] Draluc
    Why, I didn't know you had siblings!
[02:53] Ronaldo
    Yeah. My brother was a hunter, too.
[02:56] Draluc
    More importantly,
    what kind of girl is your sister?
[02:58] Draluc
    Do you think her blood's delicious?
[02:59] Draluc
    Sand...
[03:00] Draluc
    If he was a hunter, does that
    mean he's not one anymore?
[03:03] Ronaldo
    Yeah. He works at the Vampire
    Control Division now.
[03:07] Draluc
    Is he the captain from that time I was a crab?
[03:10] Ronaldo
    A crab?
[03:11] Draluc
    Wait, do Handa and Hinaichi
    know he's your brother?
[03:15] Ronaldo
    Probably not. I haven't said anything.
[03:17] Ronaldo
    If I did, I feel like it'd turn into
    a huge pain in the ass.
[03:20] Hinaichi/Handa
    --Wee?! Wee-wee we-wee?!
    --R-R-R-Ronaldo...!
[03:22] Draluc
    Yes, I can imagine.
[03:24] Draluc
    But why did he go from being
    a hunter to Vamp Control?
[03:27] Draluc
    Sounds like a juicy story! Tell me!
[03:29] Ronaldo
    Sorry. I don't feel like
    talking about it right now.
[03:33] Draluc
    Oh, really? Okay.
    John, let's play a game.
[03:38] Ronaldo
    It was when I was still a kid...
[03:41] Draluc
    If you want to talk about it,
    then say you want to talk about it.
[03:44] Ronaldo
    When I was still a kid--
[03:47] Ronaldo
    My brother was just starting out as a hunter.
[03:50] Ronaldo (age 10)
    Big Bro, Big Bro!
[03:52] Ronaldo (age 10)
    Buy me another popsicle!
[03:54] Hiyoshi
    What, finished already?
[03:56] Ronaldo (age 10)
    Yup! I'm done!
[03:58] Hiyoshi
    Even if I don't buy one, if you bury
    that stick, it'll grow into a new one.
[04:01] Ronaldo (age 10)
    Are you serious, Big Bro?!
[04:04] Ronaldo
    I believed him for a while and
    took care of the stick in a planter.
[04:09] Ronaldo
    And then, when I started middle school--
[04:12] Draluc
    Sorry, can you skip to the important parts?
[04:15] Draluc
    I know you're an idiot already.
[04:17] Draluc
    There's more, right? Like, what kind
    of hunter was your brother?
[04:21] Ronaldo
    Shut up, I'm getting there!
[04:25] Ronaldo
    My brother was an amazing hunter.
[04:30] Ronaldo
    He was an expert marksman.
[04:32] Ronaldo
    Ever since he was a rookie, he fought
    right there next to the veterans,
[04:36] Ronaldo
    and he could take down any vampire.
[04:38] Ronaldo
    He was the most famous hunter
    around these parts.
[04:43] Ronaldo
    My brother practically raised us.
    He became a hunter for me and my sister.
[04:51] Ronaldo
    I'm sure it was tough,
    but he never showed it in front of us.
[04:56] Ronaldo
    He was everyone's hero.
[04:59] Ronaldo
    He did more than one or two thousand jobs.
[05:03] Ronaldo
    Of course, he was also
    really popular with the girls.
[05:05] Ronaldo
    But because he was so virtuous,
    he acted so gentlemanly to all the girls.
[05:09] Sign
    "Big Brother
    Gun
    Sword Infinite Bullets ESP Beam Strength Coolness"
[05:09] Ronaldo
    And he wasn't just a good marksman,
    he was also a good swordsman,
[05:11] Ronaldo
    and he could ride horses and shoot beams!
[05:14] Ronaldo
    Hey, he's turning into a card
    made by a grade schooler.
[05:18] Ronaldo
    He really was super amazing!
[05:21] Ronaldo
    So amazing that I thought about writing
    about him in The Ronaldo Chronicles!
[05:24] Sign
    "My big brother's amazing and strong and level
    infinity and he's good at using a sword
    and at horseback riding and can shoot beams. He's popular with girls and amazing, and he can even fly and he's a hero and virtuous and gentlemanly."
[05:24] Draluc
    If fans start reading an adventure story
    that ends up being all about your brother,
[05:27] Draluc
    they're going to be really confused.
[05:29] Ronaldo
    When I was a kid, I'd copy my brother...
[05:32] Ronaldo (age 10)
    I'll hunt you down!
[05:34] Ronaldo
    ...and try to hunt my sister.
[05:36] Draluc
    That's awful and idiotic,
    and I feel bad for your sister.
[05:40] Ronaldo
    Don't feel bad. I lost to her!
[05:43] Draluc
    That's even worse.
[05:45] Draluc
    So did you want to become a hunter
    because you admired your brother?
[05:48] Ronaldo
    Shut up. What's wrong with that?
[05:50] Draluc
    But if your brother was so amazing,
    then why did he quit being a hunter?
[05:56] Ronaldo
    Well...
[05:59] Ronaldo
    Bro! Bro, it's about time you
    taught me about being a hunter!
[06:05] Ronaldo
    I want to become a hunter and help you!
[06:08] Hiyoshi
    Give it up. Being a hunter's just dangerous.
[06:13] Ronaldo
    Wait, Br--
[06:17] Sign
    "A Cultural History of Vampires"
[06:17] Ronaldo
    Even I...
[06:21] Ronaldo
    Maybe he thinks I don't have
    what it takes to be a hunter...
[06:27] Male Student
    Get away! It's a vampire!
[06:29] Male Student
    Someone, call a hunter!
[06:35] Ronaldo
    I... I did it! I defeated a vampire!
[06:38] Ronaldo
    With this, I'm sure my brother
    will acknowledge me!
[06:41] Hiyoshi
    Where is it?!
[06:43] Hiyoshi
    Hey, are you all right?
[06:44] Ronaldo
    Bro, look! I--
[06:57] Ronaldo
    Bro!
[07:00] Ronaldo
    Sometime after that, I found out.
[07:04] Ronaldo
    That my brother was going
    to quit being a hunter.
[07:09] Ronaldo
    It...
[07:11] Ronaldo
    It was my fault you got hurt,
    so it's my fault you're quitting...
[07:16] Hiyoshi
    It's not your fault.
[07:19] Ronaldo
    Br--
[07:20] Hiyoshi
    It's all my responsibility.
[07:23] Ronaldo
    What the heck?
[07:25] Ronaldo
    You...
[07:27] Ronaldo
    You're always like this!
    Taking it on yourself!
[07:33] Hiyoshi
    Hey, wait! It really isn't your fault--
[07:36] Hiyoshi
    Hey! Wait!
[07:40] Ronaldo
    After that, I begged a guild hunter
    to take me on as an apprentice.
[07:45] Ronaldo
    Since it was my fault my brother
    couldn't be a hunter anymore,
[07:49] Ronaldo
    I wanted to be strong enough to take his place.
[07:53] Ronaldo
    But then, my brother joined Vamp Control.
[07:57] Ronaldo
    I was glad that my brother was still himself
    even after he quit being a hunter,
[08:02] Ronaldo
    but maybe that was because
    I imposed my ideals onto him.
[08:08] Ronaldo
    Thinking that made it hard to go and see him.
[08:14] Ronaldo
    Aw, man, it's totally out of character
    for me to talk about something so gloomy.
[08:19] Ronaldo
    But talking about it helped me
    get my thoughts in order.
[08:22] Ronaldo
    All right, I've decided!
[08:24] Sign
    "Chapter X
    Big Brother Saga"
[08:24] Ronaldo
    I'm going to write about my brother
    in The Ronaldo Chronicles!
[08:26] Draluc
    Don't do that.
[08:27] Ronaldo
    Writing about him is the least
    I can do to atone!
[08:30] Ronaldo
    I've just run out of things to write for
    volume 3, too. It's perfect timing!
[08:33] Draluc
    You're just trying to escape reality.
[08:38] Ronaldo
    Oh, Bro?!
[08:41] Sign
    "Younger Sister - Himari"
    "Crayfish vs. Lobster"
[08:42] Draluc
    Don't change the channel!
[08:45] Sign
    "Big Brother Saga, Dark Chapter"
[08:46] Hiyoshi
    What's the matter, Sagyo?
    You seem down.
[08:49] Hiyoshi
    Oh, well, it's about this hunter named Ronaldo.
[08:50] Sign
    "Kanagawa Prefectural Police
    Vampire Control Division
    Captain - Hiyoshi"
[08:54] Sagyo
    I caused him a lot of trouble the
    other day, and I feel bad about it.
[08:58] Hiyoshi
    I see.
[08:59] Sagyo
    He just laughed and said it was okay, but...
[09:02] Ronaldo
    I do it all the time, too.
[09:03] Hiyoshi
    I don't think that's great, either.
[09:06] Hiyoshi
    I'll reprimand Handa later--
[09:08] Hiyoshi
    Right. I'll go apologize to Ronaldo in person.
[09:11] Sagyo
    Huh? No, it's not--
[09:15] Sagyo
    Thank you. I'm sorry to
    cause you trouble, Captain--
[09:18] Hiyoshi
    No, it's my responsibility as your supervisor.
[09:21] Hiyoshi
    Besides, it's a good chance.
[09:26] Hiyoshi
    It's been a while since I had
    a proper visit with my little brother.
[09:30] Hiyoshi
    Ever since I quit being a hunter
    because of that,
[09:33] Hiyoshi
    it's been hard to go and see him.
[09:36] Hiyoshi
    If we can take this chance to talk--
[09:39] Ronaldo
    My brother was an amazing hunter.
[09:42] Hiyoshi
    What? He's talking about me!
[09:45] Hiyoshi
    Oh, that makes it hard to go in.
[09:48] Ronaldo
    He was an expert marksman.
[09:50] Ronaldo
    He was the most famous
    hunter around these parts.
[09:53] Ronaldo
    He became a hunter for me and my sister.
[09:57] Hiyoshi
    He's put me on some kind of weird pedestal!
[10:01] Hiyoshi
    I became a hunter to be popular with girls!
[10:04] Hiyoshi
    H-Hunters are popular with girls!
    It's the only job for me!
[10:04] Sign
    "Top 10 Jobs Popular with Girls
    Definitive Edition"
[10:07] Hiyoshi
    There'll be a nonstop parade of girls
    to make a sumptuous feast every day!
[10:11] Hiyoshi
    I chose my job based on how popular
    it'd be with girls, so I had only one choice.
[10:15] Ronaldo
    He was everyone's hero.
[10:17] Ronaldo
    He was also really popular with the girls.
[10:19] Hiyoshi
    I just used my status as a hunter
    to pick up a bunch of girls!
[10:22] Ronaldo
    But because he was so virtuous,
    he acted so gentlemanly to all the girls.
[10:26] Hiyoshi
    I was playing around with everything I had!
[10:28] Hiyoshi
    I brought girls into the guild and made
    champagne towers, you know!
[10:32] Ronaldo
    And he wasn't just a good marksman,
    he was also a good swordsman,
[10:35] Ronaldo
    and he could ride horses and shoot beams!
[10:37] Hiyoshi
    I can't shoot beams!
[10:38] Hiyoshi
    In the time that's passed since I last saw him,
    I've turned into a kind of superman in his head.
[10:44] Hiyoshi
    Maybe I'll come back another day.
[10:45] Ronaldo
    It was my fault my brother
    couldn't be a hunter anymore.
[10:49] Hiyoshi
    No, it wasn't!
[10:50] Hiyoshi
    How many times do I have
    to tell you? That was a scratch!
[10:53] Hiyoshi
    It's true that it was because of an injury that
    my grip weakened and couldn't use a gun anymore,
[10:57] Hiyoshi
    but that was--
[10:58] Vampire Badger Game
    You fell for it, idiot!
[11:00] Hiyoshi
    Soon after that, I fell for a badger
    game vampire and got bitten!
[11:04] Hiyoshi
    It was so lame that I couldn't tell you!
[11:08] Hiyoshi
    I didn't think he was tormenting
    himself about it that much...
[11:11] Hiyoshi
    I want to correct him somehow, but...
[11:12] Ronaldo
    But talking about it helped me
    get my thoughts in order.
[11:15] Ronaldo
    All right, I've decided!
[11:16] Ronaldo
    I'm going to write about my brother
    in The Ronaldo Chronicles!
[11:19] Hiyoshi
    Don't do that!
[11:23] Ronaldo
    Oh, Bro?!
[11:25] Hiyoshi
    Crap, I went inside!
[11:27] Hiyoshi
    Well, now that I'm here, I need to
    correct his assumptions somehow!
[11:32] Hiyoshi
    Sorry, I wasn't trying to eavesdrop.
[11:35] Hiyoshi
    I just came to apologize for my subordinate.
[11:37] Ronaldo
    Oh, that's...
[11:39] Hiyoshi
    By the way, you seem to have a slight
    misunderstanding about me...
[11:47] Draluc
    Sorry to interrupt.
    Can John have your autograph?
[11:51] Draluc
    It looks like he became a fan of yours
    after hearing Ronaldo talk about you.
[11:56] Hiyoshi
    Uh, right...
[11:57] Draluc
    Like how you can shoot beams and stuff.
[12:00] Hiyoshi
    This guy's having too much fun with this!
[12:02] Hiyoshi
    Well, I can't really shoot beams right now...
[12:04] Ronaldo
    It's my fault!
[12:06] Ronaldo
    It's because of the injury he got
    while protecting me!
[12:08] Ronaldo
    I didn't just take away being a hunter
    from him, I even stole his beams!
[12:12] Hiyoshi
    And what are you saying?!
[12:14] Hiyoshi
    How many times do I have to tell you?
    I quit being a hunter for a different reason.
[12:18] Ronaldo
    You're lying. You're just saying that
    out of consideration for me...
[12:21] Hiyoshi
    I told you, it's something else!
[12:23] Hiyoshi
    This is the reason.
[12:25] Hiyoshi
    When I protected you,
    I was bitten on the shoulder, right?
[12:30] Hiyoshi
    Do you get it now?
    It really isn't your fault.
[12:35] Hiyoshi
    I didn't think you still
    thought it was your fault.
[12:38] Hiyoshi
    Sorry for not noticing.
[12:41] Ronaldo
    It's fine... But then,
    how did you get that injury?
[12:46] Hiyoshi
    Well, a bunch of stuff happened
    and then... I was injured.
[12:49] Ronaldo
    You're suddenly irrational!
[12:50] Draluc
    Were you tricked by a sexy
    vampire lady and bitten?
[12:55] Ronaldo/Draluc
    --That'd never happen to my brother, moron!
    --Sand!
[12:59] Sign
    "To John
    Hiyoshi"
[13:01] Draluc
    You, too, John?!
[13:02] Ronaldo
    My virtuous brother wouldn't
    make such a dumb mistake.
[13:05] Ronaldo
    There must be a profound reason for it, right?
[13:07] Hiyoshi
    Right... um...
[13:09] Hiyoshi
    Well, this injury is... you know...
[13:13] Hiyoshi
    Um... From when I sealed
    an evil god into my right arm.
[13:15] Ronaldo
    An evil god?!
[13:17] Hiyoshi
    I defeated a vampire powerful
    enough to be called an evil god
[13:20] Hiyoshi
    and sealed the remains
    of the soul in my right arm.
[13:25] Hiyoshi/Ronaldo
    --That's what this scar is from.
    --Bro!
[13:28] Hiyoshi
    Just in case that evil god
    regains consciousness,
[13:32] Hiyoshi
    I decided not to use a gun
    with my right hand anymore.
[13:35] Ronaldo
    I didn't know you had
    such a hidden saga like that.
[13:39] Hiyoshi
    I also don't shoot beams anymore
    to keep the evil god from escaping my body.
[13:43] Ronaldo
    Bro!
[13:45] Hiyoshi
    Right, so anyway--
    It's not your fault.
[13:50] Ronaldo
    You were fighting so hard
    without anyone knowing...
[13:53] Ronaldo
    I... I...
[13:57] Ronaldo
    I'll write about it in The Ronaldo Chronicles!
[13:59] Hiyoshi
    No...!
[14:00] Hiyoshi
    Why would you take it in that direction, idiot?!
[14:03] Ronaldo
    I think I became an author
    in order to write this story.
[14:06] Hiyoshi
    You're a hunter! Open your eyes!
[14:09] Draluc
    With such a grand story,
[14:11] Draluc
    getting The Ronaldo Chronicles made into
    a movie isn't just a dream, right, Ronaldo?
[14:14] Ronaldo
    I'm so motivated now.
[14:15] Sign
    "Shin-Yokohama's Steven King"
[14:15] Hiyoshi
    Don't encourage him!
[14:17] Ronaldo
    I couldn't think of what to write in
    the third volume, so this is perfect!
[14:20] Hiyoshi
    Hey!
[14:21] Hiyoshi
    I mean, you can't write about it in your book.
[14:24] Hiyoshi
    If what's in my arm becomes known to the world,
[14:27] Hiyoshi
    then vampires who want to revive
    the evil god might, you know...
[14:31] Hiyoshi
    ...come and attack me!
[14:33] Hiyoshi
    If that happens, it'll cause
    trouble for you guys, too.
[14:36] Hiyoshi
    So, um... don't do it.
[14:39] Ronaldo
    It's kind of irrational, but, Bro--!
[14:43] Hiyoshi
    Besides, you shouldn't be writing about me.
[14:48] Hiyoshi
    The Ronaldo Chronicles is about you, right?
[14:52] Hiyoshi
    You know, I'm really happy
    that you've become a fine hunter.
[14:57] Hiyoshi
    I want to read more about the hunter, Ronaldo.
[15:01] Ronaldo
    Bro...!
[15:03] Ronaldo
    All right!
[15:05] Hiyoshi
    Yes! I dodged a bullet!
[15:08] Hiyoshi
    Well, anyway, it was good seeing you. Later!
[15:10] Ronaldo
    Yeah, later, Bro!
[15:14] Hiyoshi
    Oh, yeah, see you later, too, 'Madillo!
[15:18] Draluc
    Um, John says, please take care...
    of your arm... with the evil god sealed in it...
[15:29] Hiyoshi
    Right.
[15:31] Hiyoshi
    I want to jump out the window.
[15:34] Hiyoshi
    But I'm an adult, so I won't.
[15:37] Sign
    "Shin-Yokohama Police Station"
[15:39] Handa
    Did you know? Ronaldo's big brother
    has an evil god sealed in his arm!
[15:43] Hinaichi
    I also heard about the hero
    who could once shoot beams.
[15:47] Sagyo
    Yeah, he's famous. Did you hear
    about him, too, Captain?
[15:51] Handa
    Where do the beams shoot out from?
[15:57] Fukuma
    Hm, you're almost done with the manuscript
    for The Ronaldo Chronicles volume 3,
[15:57] Sign
    "The Deadline March"
[16:01] Fukuma
    but you can't come up with a good conclusion?
[16:04] Fukuma
    This is a problem. The deadline's coming up...
[16:08] Ronaldo
    Yes... I'm sorry...
[16:10] Fukuma
    You've gotten used to being in the iron
    maiden recently, too, haven't you?
[16:14] Ronaldo
    It's nice for writing when I'm relaxed, though.
[16:17] Fukuma
    Then why don't we try a writer's retreat?
[16:21] Ronaldo
    Writer's retreat?
[16:23] Fukuma
    You would stay in one of Autumn's writing
    rooms until you finish your manuscript.
[16:27] Ronaldo
    Whoa, that's like what a famous author would do.
[16:30] Ronaldo
    O-Okay, I'll try it then.
[16:34] Fukuma
    Then let's set the time limit for five hours.
[16:41] Fukuma
    Autumn's special writing room has a desk
    on a conveyor belt and various checkpoints.
[16:49] Fukuma
    At the first checkpoint,
[16:50] Fukuma
    a fresh egg mixture delivered direct
    from the farm is released.
[16:55] Fukuma
    At the second checkpoint, you'll be covered
    with organic Autumn breadcrumbs.
[17:00] Fukuma
    This is the Autumn frying oil
    at the finish line.
[17:03] Fukuma
    Please do your best to finish your manuscript
    before you reach this point.
[17:11] Draluc
    Do your best, Ronaldo!
[17:12] Ronaldo
    I'll kill you! I'll definitely
    kill you! Just wait!
[17:16] Go
    You've got some spirit to use this, Ron!
[17:20] Fukuma
    Yes, he does.
[17:22] Draluc
    Oh, I feel bad for being the only
    one having fun watching this!
[17:26] Go
    Oh, is that right?
[17:28] Go
    You've got guts, too, to put your body
    on the line to motivate your friend!
[17:33] Fukuma
    It's an Autumn robot that's
    linked to the conveyor belt.
[17:36] Fukuma
    When Ronaldo reaches the goal,
    it'll spray Autumn garlic oil.
[17:42] Fukuma
    Now, we will take our leave
    so as not to distract Ronaldo.
[17:47] Go
    I hope you'll write a great manuscript!
[17:52] Draluc
    Wait a minute! Sand...
[17:54] Draluc
    Hurry, Ronaldo! Put your back into it!
    I'm seriously going to die!
[17:58] Ronaldo
    Shut up! You don't have to tell me to hurry!
    I've only got five hours--
[18:04] Ronaldo
    If I have five hours, it should be fine.
[18:06] Draluc
    Idiot! There's no way it'll be fine!
    In five hours, you'll be a crispy fried Ronaldo!
[18:11] Draluc
    Do you understand?!
[18:13] Ronaldo
    Well, but I'm really close on my word count.
    I can do it in like two hours.
[18:17] Draluc
    You're here because you haven't been able
    to do it! Get rid of that phone, idiot!
[18:20] Ronaldo
    Oh, I got an email.
[18:22] Draluc
    That idiot's hopeless. I can see
    him fried deliciously already.
[18:25] Draluc
    I'm not going to be served up with
    a garlic dressing along with him!
[18:28] Draluc
    Is there a switch to stop this somewhere?
[18:32] Sign
    "Control Panel"
[18:32] Draluc
    Oh, look, there it is.
[18:35] Draluc
    I wish I could leave Ronaldo there,
    but oh, well. "Stop." "Stop"...
[18:40] Draluc
    Huh? Where's the "Stop" button?!
    What menu do I have to open--?
[18:45] Draluc
    Oh, it stopped.
[18:46] Sign
    "Time remaining changed
    Time left: 5 minutes
    Confirmed You can't change it anymore"
[18:52] Draluc
    Ronaldo!
[18:54] Ronaldo
    What the hell did you do?! I'll kill--
[18:56] Ronaldo
    I'm gonna die!
[18:59] Ronaldo
    Mr. Fukuma! Go! Someone!
[19:02] Sanzu
    Infiltration complete.
[19:04] Sanzu
    Fukuma! I, Sanzu, will be Ronaldo's edito--
[19:08] Sanzu
    What?!
[19:09] Draluc
    Sanzu! I'm glad you're here!
[19:11] Draluc
    There's been an accident!
    Please stop the conveyor belt!
[19:13] Sanzu
    What did you say?!
[19:15] Sanzu
    Ronaldo! I'll go save you now!
[19:23] Sanzu/Draluc
    --I can't get out...
    --Moron!
[19:25] Sanzu
    It can't be helped.
    I'll shoot this at the bindings.
[19:28] Ronaldo
    Can you even do that?!
[19:30] Sanzu
    I might miss a little, but...
[19:34] Sanzu
    I-It's fine! I'll try get as close
    as possible before I shoot!
[19:39] Sanzu
    He's still too far.
[19:40] Sanzu
    Get closer...
[19:42] Sanzu
    Now!
[19:49] Draluc
    Oh, no! There's not much time before the goal!
[19:52] Draluc
    Now that it's come to this...
[19:54] Draluc
    If I jump into the inside of the conveyor belt,
    I might be able to stop it.
[20:02] Ronaldo
    Hurry up and get in there!
    Who else is going to stop it, you idiot?!
[20:05] Draluc
    Right! It's better to die by conveyor
    belt than be covered in garlic!
[20:14] Draluc
    That was kind of fun, so I'll do it again.
[20:16] Ronaldo
    You stupid idiot!
[20:17] Ronaldo
    Try harder to stop this!
[20:20] Draluc
    Ronaldo!
[20:23] Draluc
    It's started warming up!
[20:31] Ronaldo
    Oh, no, this is it.
    I'll be fried to a crisp now.
[20:36] Ronaldo
    I can see my life flashing before my eyes.
[20:42] Ronaldo
    I've got my conclusion!
[20:45] Ronaldo
    A ray of hope shines down.
[20:47] Ronaldo
    I'm filled with joy as I leave the people
    behind and walk away quietly.
[20:52] Ronaldo
    Because my battlefield
    is in the pitch-black darkness.
[20:58] Draluc
    He finished his manuscript!
[21:00] Sign
    "Danger"
[21:02] Draluc
    But the momentum--!
[21:05] Draluc
    Ronaldo!
[21:10] Ronaldo
    Autumn Grizzly! Why...?
[21:13] Autumn Grizzly
    You successfully completed your manuscript.
[21:17] Autumn Grizzly
    I give you my respect as
    a member of Autumn Books.
[21:20] Ronaldo
    Autumn Grizzly...
[21:23] Autumn Robots
    Congratulations.
[21:25] Autumn Grizzly
    Congratulations.
[21:28] Draluc
    Ronaldo, congratulations.
[21:32] Fukuma
    Good work.
[21:34] Fukuma
    Thank you for the wonderful manuscript, Ronaldo.
[21:37] Ronaldo
    Oh, no, thank you.
[21:40] Autumn Robot/Ronaldo
    --Here's the garlic.
    --I wasn't sure I'd finish,
[21:42] Ronaldo
    but in the end, I think I was able
    to write something good,
[21:44] Ronaldo
    or at least, something good came to me.
[21:46] Sign
    "Hot seller" "Recommended"
[21:48] Sign
    "The War Chronicles of Ronaldo"
[21:48] Handa
    I'll take these.
[21:50] Salesclerk
    Would you like book covers for these?
[21:53] Handa
    No, thank you.
[23:25] Sign
    "An ancient"
[23:27] Sign
    "Extermination method"
[23:28] Ronaldo
    A hunter who exterminates
    vampires indiscriminately?!
[23:36] Draluc
    The vampire dies in no time.